Speaker 1: Second date update. Today, we actually have a repeat customer
Speaker 1: for a second date update.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I just don't think things are going very.
Speaker 1: Well for that. Then, well, he called in about five
Speaker 1: months ago, okay, when he got side eyed during sushi
Speaker 1: by another woman that he ghosted. You remember that. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess we couldn't get him another date there. But
Speaker 1: apparently there's a new lady who's caught his attention and
Speaker 1: he wants our help again. So we're welcoming back, Brian. Brian,
Speaker 1: welcome back, man. You must really have faith in us
Speaker 1: for some reason, couldn't.
Speaker 2: I'm I feel like we cursed your love life and
Speaker 2: you're just stuck with us now.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm trying other morning shows, but you're the
Speaker 1: only ones that like me.
Speaker 3: Actually I emailed all of them, but ye're the only
Speaker 3: ones responded out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll be a very low standard too, So welcome back,
Speaker 1: and tell us about the girl that you met this time.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 3: All right? So her name is Aubrey. I saw a
Speaker 3: picture on my coworkers and Instagram. She was tagged in it.
Speaker 2: Oh you know.
Speaker 3: I got into detective mode and clicked hit the tag
Speaker 3: and went on her page. And I love it when.
Speaker 1: Girls tag their friends because some girls will have a
Speaker 1: really hot friend but they won't tag them. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: how am I supposed to creep on your friend?
Speaker 2: Okay, so remind me not to my friend?
Speaker 1: So that's not okay. From a woman's perspective, is it
Speaker 1: cool if a guy reaches out to you?
Speaker 2: I mean it depends on how hot he is, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's always the answer, Brian. I know you're super handsome,
Speaker 1: so you're safe. What did Aubrey say when you reached out?
Speaker 3: Well, I slid in a DM. She didn't seem to
Speaker 3: be attached to anyone, and uh, I found out this
Speaker 3: is going to be her first Christmas alone because she's
Speaker 3: actually moved and she's going to be away from her family.
Speaker 1: That's too bad. She should get used to being alone
Speaker 1: like me. Okay, was she sad about that? Or was
Speaker 1: she happy about it?
Speaker 3: Was a little distraught?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, okay, So you you're like, this is
Speaker 2: my moment. I'm going to do something holiday for her?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're thinking?
Speaker 3: Of course, I offered to take it to a Christmas
Speaker 3: tree farm to get our a tree.
Speaker 2: Oh so at.
Speaker 3: Least he had a season to be jolly steel with
Speaker 3: a tree in the house, and.
Speaker 2: I feel like like you can be vouched for right,
Speaker 2: Like it's not just some rando coming into her dms,
Speaker 2: like it's her coworker's friends. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, how did the Christmas tree farm go?
Speaker 3: It was great? It was great. So what we did?
Speaker 3: We wore our silly Christmas weather Oh nice, and I
Speaker 3: bore Mica said, jingle and single. I want to do
Speaker 3: this now, he said, sat in his favorite ho n
Speaker 3: I know it's going to be an awesome time. So
Speaker 3: I've brought a little bit of those uh you know
Speaker 3: those small bottles they have on the airplane of alcohol. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've brought a couple of those, what like four or
Speaker 3: five whiskey bottles, and it loosen both of ourselves. We
Speaker 3: had such a great time.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's a really cute day. I mean
Speaker 2: it was the highlight of it all for you.
Speaker 3: Well, she's playing on the tree that she loved, loved, love.
Speaker 3: So I offered to buy it for and then I
Speaker 3: saw the price tag and was like whoa, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, we just got one this weekend. It was
Speaker 2: eighty five bucks.
Speaker 3: It was like the three figures it was pretty high.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, like five foot tall. Like if you're
Speaker 2: thinking eight feet or something.
Speaker 1: That's not a good look. When you offered to pay
Speaker 1: for something, you're like going back on it after Actually, Bill.
Speaker 2: Actually he just he just sawn a foot off the top.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, what is funny because she saw all the
Speaker 3: look on my face when I saw that price tag,
Speaker 3: and she was like, all right, we're definitely splitting man,
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, we are all right.
Speaker 2: It was actually really nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, but was that the end of the date. You
Speaker 1: bought her the Christmas tree and that was it?
Speaker 3: No, No, we got that bad fella to the top
Speaker 3: of the car, drove it to her place and set
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 2: Oh cute, Okay, good luck, kid, just did your with
Speaker 2: the tree. But it's like you like fully invested. This
Speaker 2: is hours of a date. And I also feel like
Speaker 2: it's like a personal thing to like set up a
Speaker 2: Christmas tree with, like it's your tree.
Speaker 3: Put well, we put it up together. But I wanted
Speaker 3: to stay and decorated, but she said she had dinner
Speaker 3: plans and she ended the date like that, and I'm like, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: she may have had pre existent plans, but I've been
Speaker 3: texting and calling and nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't decorate the tree.
Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't want that commitment with you. Do you
Speaker 1: think that she was telling the truth. Do you think
Speaker 1: that she really had plans? Or do you think that
Speaker 1: was a lie to get out of it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I felt like the girl at the
Speaker 3: sushi restaurant and I was hopeing you guys can help me,
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 1: And there was no women like side eyeing you at
Speaker 1: the Christmas Tree farm from like behind another tree. We're
Speaker 1: not going to do the same call again, are we?
Speaker 3: No? No side? No?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank god, let's play a song. We'll come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call Aubrey for you. We'll try to get your
Speaker 1: second ad update.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, can you play all almost Christmas? A question?
Speaker 1: No, we deleted that out of you'll hear what you
Speaker 1: hear and you're.
Speaker 3: Gonna like it. Come to the ghetto, Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1: You can wrap that to yourself while you're on hold,
Speaker 1: and then we'll come back with you your second ad update.
Speaker 3: All right, simon, close, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Next second date update. Has the Hallmark Channel already done
Speaker 1: the twelve d ms of Christmas?
Speaker 2: No but I like it.
Speaker 1: I mean they should, Yeah, they should because one of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Brian, met a woman on Instagram recently took
Speaker 1: her to a Christmas tree farm because because this is
Speaker 1: going to be her first holiday spent away from her family.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so sweet, it's like thoughtful, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, But there was an embarrassing moment where he offered
Speaker 1: to pay for the tree for her and then saw
Speaker 1: the price tag, so I had to dial it back
Speaker 1: and instead just went Dutch. Anyway, ever since that happened,
Speaker 1: he's had a hard time getting a hold of her.
Speaker 1: Now he's asking us for a little bit of help.
Speaker 2: Yes, do you think it's that? Do you think it's
Speaker 2: the you didn't pay for the full tree? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I hope I didn't come off looking like a chief skate,
Speaker 3: But I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Fake tree off Amazon, and.
Speaker 2: I mean sheepskate is something we can fix though, Yeah, yeah, true.
Speaker 2: You know, well we're.
Speaker 3: Paying for the meal, so I think, yeah, a nice spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got you covered, Brian. But let's see what
Speaker 1: Aubrey has to say. We're going to dial her number
Speaker 1: right now, let's do it all right, here we go, Oh,
Speaker 1: hellos of Soubrey. Yes, it is Aubrey. Did you buy
Speaker 1: a Christmas tree recently? I'm calling from the tree farm.
Speaker 1: We found out that there's a problem with your tree.
Speaker 2: We need it back, please, it needs it back. What endangered? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, Aubrey. My name is
Speaker 1: jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: M Okay.
Speaker 1: You know we're doing something on our show called a
Speaker 1: second date. Have you ever heard of that before?
Speaker 3: No? I have not.
Speaker 1: Well, recently, you went out with one of our listeners
Speaker 1: and he's been trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: Just have a little bit of trouble doing it. His
Speaker 1: name is Brian.
Speaker 2: Oh does that whole Christmas tree thing at the beginning
Speaker 2: makes sense now? Uh?
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 1: Well, what we're doing here is we're trying to help
Speaker 1: Brian figure out why you're kind of ghosting him after
Speaker 1: your date.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that would be because I'm not interested in
Speaker 4: talking to him again.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Oh that strong really because he sounded so thoughtful.
Speaker 2: I mean he said that he took you to the
Speaker 2: tree farm because you were kind of sad about not
Speaker 2: having the you know, family for the holidays and stuff.
Speaker 1: Is it because he's poor.
Speaker 4: I'm not really sure what all he told you about
Speaker 4: the date?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well he told us that you went to a
Speaker 1: Christmas tree farm together. He got you a tree, offered
Speaker 1: to buy it in full, but then saw the price
Speaker 1: tag and you ended up having to go Dutch instead.
Speaker 2: Well, she offered, you offered to go Dutch.
Speaker 4: He said, yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you did do that. And then afterwards he
Speaker 1: drove the tree back to your place and put it
Speaker 1: up for you, but you had to go to dinner
Speaker 1: and couldn't stay longer and decorate it with him. He
Speaker 1: saw that, right.
Speaker 4: Uh well technically yeah, but I think he left something
Speaker 4: out of the story.
Speaker 2: Oh what did he do? What did he leave out?
Speaker 4: So after we loaded the tree onto the car, we
Speaker 4: were getting ready to go, and I put my hands
Speaker 4: in my pockets to make sure it had my gloves,
Speaker 4: and I only had one, so I just said, I'm
Speaker 4: going to go back and look for my gloves. You
Speaker 4: know where we were, So he stayed at the car.
Speaker 4: I walked back over to where we were looking at trees,
Speaker 4: and I see this little boy standing there, maybe six
Speaker 4: years old, crying, and he has my glove in his hands,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh my gosh, what is wrong, Like,
Speaker 4: are you okay? What happened? And so he looks at
Speaker 4: me and points at me and he says that lady
Speaker 4: and her boyfriend took my tree.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh no, what what? Like? Like
Speaker 2: he just liked that one out in the lot and
Speaker 2: then he saw you guys cutting it down instead of
Speaker 2: him or something.
Speaker 4: Well, his dad said, well, my son told me that
Speaker 4: he was standing by a Christmas tree. It was the
Speaker 4: one that we had picked out, and I was going
Speaker 4: to get this people to get the tree, and you
Speaker 4: guys came and took it, even though he was standing there.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, did you not
Speaker 2: notice a little boy crying next to the tree it down?
Speaker 4: I didn't see any little boy.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're calling the little boy a liar?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, But I wasn't the one cutting the
Speaker 4: tree down. Like, once we decided on it, I left
Speaker 4: and went to look at like reefs and stuff that
Speaker 4: were for sale, and he was the one sawing the
Speaker 4: tree down.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're saying you think that this little boy
Speaker 2: isn't mistaken. You're believing the six year old that your
Speaker 2: date went and cut down the little boy's tree after
Speaker 2: you left.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that he did it on purpose, but
Speaker 4: I am telling Brian this, and I'm like, there's this
Speaker 4: little boy and he's crying and this was his Christmas tree.
Speaker 4: And Brian was like, I'm see a little boy like
Speaker 4: too bad news, you lose. I mean, I mean, it's
Speaker 4: just a freaking tree. I didn't care if it was
Speaker 4: that was the one we got or not. He was like,
Speaker 4: I'm not doing that. I'm not taking this thing off
Speaker 4: the car. Wait, spend twenty minutes get this thing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It's like you guys are in a real relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they're fighting at the end of the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: Six year old me okay. And so the fact that
Speaker 1: he wouldn't give the tree back to the little boy
Speaker 1: and his family, that's why you're turned off by Brian.
Speaker 2: Yes, I could see that.
Speaker 4: How heartless can you be? I mean, a six year
Speaker 4: old is crying in the middle of a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: I can imagine he's like, shut up, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: cut this tree down. Well, maybe it's just a misunderstanding
Speaker 1: and there's some miscommunication here, and the perfect way to
Speaker 1: sort this out is just by putting you on the
Speaker 1: phone with Brian, who's actually already on the phone.
Speaker 3: I've been the hire time. Yeah, oh my gosh, what
Speaker 3: a huge miscommunication.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you hear that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: How did I cut one? I didn't cut down the
Speaker 3: little boy's tree because he didn't pay for it. Oh,
Speaker 3: who come in? Well, hold on, technically, you cannot cut
Speaker 3: down the tree until you purchase it. I had the
Speaker 3: receipt in hand when I cut down the tree. The
Speaker 3: boy was looking at the tree, but it was not
Speaker 3: his tree.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you did see the little boy though, crying
Speaker 1: next to it while you were sawing it down.
Speaker 3: There were kids standing next to every tree, So does
Speaker 3: that mean that's fair tree too?
Speaker 1: Crying kids all over this tree? Am I supposed to know?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, but you can see where she's coming from, right,
Speaker 2: Like she just was confronted by a crying little boy
Speaker 2: and the father and then hold.
Speaker 3: On the father. The father in all that confrontational the
Speaker 3: bother kind of relief that I saved him from buying
Speaker 3: such an expensive tree?
Speaker 4: Is that the way that you're getting Aubrey, I think
Speaker 4: I'm missing the point here. There is a six strove
Speaker 4: little boy crying at Christmas time, Like, I don't freaking
Speaker 4: care if you didn't see him, or I was more
Speaker 4: concerned his father could do something to stop him from crying.
Speaker 1: Oh, parent, he's raised an entitled child who believes that
Speaker 1: he deserves the tree.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm kind of with him on that point,
Speaker 2: Like my kids wanted a bigger, more expensive tree at
Speaker 2: the tree lot and we're like, no, that's not happening.
Speaker 2: I didn't cry about it.
Speaker 3: I think that's what happened. I think his father probably
Speaker 3: told him no to that tree because of the price
Speaker 3: tag on it, and he's just he was playing. He
Speaker 3: was playing that kid making us look like the bad guy,
Speaker 3: so he didn't look like the.
Speaker 4: Here is that we had an opportunity to do something
Speaker 4: really kind for a child at Christmas time. You chose
Speaker 4: not to do it, and you.
Speaker 3: Will make we will on a date. This does not
Speaker 3: make a wish.
Speaker 4: Well, you're not making it. You're not making it any
Speaker 4: better by.
Speaker 2: Every time Aubrey goes into your house, you know Christmas.
Speaker 1: You know what, Aubrey, Aubrey, here's a chance for you
Speaker 1: to take your own advice. Here there is a sad
Speaker 1: boy on the other line, he cannot get another date
Speaker 1: with a woman that he really likes, and all he
Speaker 1: wants for Christmas is one more date and we will
Speaker 1: pay for it. Are you gonna be a good person here,
Speaker 1: aubury A, you're gonna be a grinch?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Speaker 1: I know when you frame it like that, it's hard
Speaker 1: to say no.
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say, Brent really does like you.
Speaker 2: He was trying to do something kind. Maybe he's got
Speaker 2: a little more sterner approach to children than you do.
Speaker 1: Focused on you. Yeah, that boy probably isn't a very
Speaker 1: good kid.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 3: You could have stolen your glove, for all.
Speaker 1: We know, she was holding onto your glove. You should
Speaker 1: really rub it in that kid's face by going out
Speaker 1: with Brian again one more time on our bill.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a hard pass.
Speaker 2: No Christmas miracle.
Speaker 1: Now there's a whole studio full of sad radios who
Speaker 1: were just upset because we couldn't get our listener another
Speaker 1: date again. Good job, Aubrey.
Speaker 4: I think there's a pattern here. It's not me, it's Brian.
Speaker 3: Last Christmas I gave you, next day you gave it away.
Speaker 1: Okay, Brian's been drinking almost.
Speaker 4: I need now it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Ever since we did that call, Brooke has still been
Speaker 1: saying that she doesn't care that the kid was crying.
Speaker 1: She kind of thinks that he deserves it.
Speaker 2: Well, I kid's cry all the time. Jeffrey doesn't count.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I mean, if we did everything based on what would
Speaker 2: upset a child, no one would do anything in this world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the world would be a better place like that.
Speaker 1: Just don't do anything at all.
Speaker 2: He can get a different tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the car top of the car.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't take it down either.
Speaker 1: Let him take your car home. Then that would have
Speaker 1: been in the true spirit, you know. But of course
Speaker 1: with people like Brooke on the show, we're unable to
Speaker 1: get a second date update for our friend Brian.
Speaker 2: I tried for Brian I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're now oh for two with Brian. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he'll call back for a third time.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 2: Remember at the beginning of all this, he would the
Speaker 2: one ghosting women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's called Christmas karma there it is. But
Speaker 1: you know what, if you're like Brian, you need help
Speaker 1: reaching out to someone after a date, email us we'll
Speaker 1: call the person who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 2: We're obviously very good at it. Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning,