1
00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,960
Speaker 1: Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey, Craig,

2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,039
Speaker 1: good morning, Welcome to the show.

3
00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:11,840
Speaker 2: How are you hey, I'm good? Hey? Do it okay?

4
00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:12,000
Speaker 1: Man?

5
00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:13,640
Speaker 2: What's going on with this woman Selena?

6
00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,640
Speaker 1: We got to know how you met, about any dates

7
00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,560
Speaker 1: that you've been on, and then where things are now,

8
00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,319
Speaker 1: and how we can help fill us in.

9
00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. So Selena and I we met on the app,

10
00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,480
Speaker 3: you know, and I got her number and we went

11
00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:29,440
Speaker 3: out for drinks and honestly, it was incredible.

12
00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:29,880
Speaker 4: You know.

13
00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,960
Speaker 3: The date was a blast, and she was all over

14
00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,479
Speaker 3: me and they got really intimate, and I was like, hey,

15
00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,879
Speaker 3: do you want to come back to my place? And

16
00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,320
Speaker 3: she said yes, you know, and we hooked up and

17
00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:47,280
Speaker 3: she stayed over. It was amazing, you know, it was

18
00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,280
Speaker 3: a really lovely time. And I don't know why she's

19
00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,200
Speaker 3: not calling you back.

20
00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,360
Speaker 1: I mean this this all sounds pretty good, you know.

21
00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,800
Speaker 1: I mean, you had a great date, sleepover, back to

22
00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,120
Speaker 1: the house, all this stuff. I mean, you know, I'm

23
00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,120
Speaker 1: a I'm a professional at these calls. So I have

24
00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,840
Speaker 1: a feeling something happened in the bed of some kind.

25
00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,039
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened, but all I know is

26
00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,760
Speaker 1: that somewhere between the date and the hookup, and now

27
00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,200
Speaker 1: there's a reason why she's not calling you. I'm hoping

28
00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,680
Speaker 1: it said she's busy, or that she's just so overwhelmed

29
00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,240
Speaker 1: with her love and affection for you that she just

30
00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,199
Speaker 1: can't get it all together.

31
00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,039
Speaker 2: But some tells me there's more to the story.

32
00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,080
Speaker 1: But but you're really you're puzzled, Craig, you have no idea.

33
00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really sucks.

34
00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,360
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, well let's call her. I'm going to play

35
00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,119
Speaker 1: one song, we'll come back, we'll call Selena. We'll ask

36
00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,760
Speaker 1: these questions for you. At some point, you're welcome to

37
00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,040
Speaker 1: jump in on the call. And the hope is that

38
00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,119
Speaker 1: we can straighten this all out and set you guys

39
00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,560
Speaker 1: up on another day that we pay for.

40
00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,560
Speaker 3: So good sounds great, Thank you.

41
00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,480
Speaker 1: You've got to hear what happens next, Part two of

42
00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,959
Speaker 1: waiting by the phone. After Miley cyrus back in two minutes.

43
00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,280
Speaker 1: Stay right here. It's the Fred Show, Miley, It's the

44
00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:46,480
Speaker 1: Fred Show. Good morning, thanks so much for having us on. Hey, Craig,

45
00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,160
Speaker 1: all right, welcome back. Man. You you went on a

46
00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,120
Speaker 1: date with this woman, Selena. You met her on the apps.

47
00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,440
Speaker 1: Everything went so well, that it was back to your place.

48
00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,000
Speaker 1: You guys hooked up. The problem is she woke up

49
00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,120
Speaker 1: the next day left and you have not heard from her.

50
00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,560
Speaker 1: Since she has a respons on it to you, she

51
00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,960
Speaker 1: hasn't called you. You feel like you're being ghosted and

52
00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:03,640
Speaker 1: you want to know.

53
00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,960
Speaker 2: Why completely ghosted. Yeah, all right, my man, let's call

54
00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:15,359
Speaker 2: her now. Good luck. Craig. Hi, is this Selena?

55
00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:17,600
Speaker 4: Hi?

56
00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,639
Speaker 1: Selena, My name is Fred. I'm calling the Fred's Show.

57
00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,800
Speaker 1: The whole crew is here. It's a morning radio show,

58
00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,120
Speaker 1: and I have to tell you that we are on

59
00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,240
Speaker 1: the radio right now and I would need your permission

60
00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,920
Speaker 1: to continue with the call. Is it okay if we

61
00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,079
Speaker 1: chat for just a second on the show. That's a yes?

62
00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:29,799
Speaker 4: Yeah?

63
00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,280
Speaker 2: Oh well, thank you very much.

64
00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to waste too much of your time,

65
00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,680
Speaker 1: but we're calling on me having a guy who says

66
00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,160
Speaker 1: he met you on the dating apps and you guys

67
00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,880
Speaker 1: went out recently. His name is Craig. Do you remember

68
00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,400
Speaker 1: meeting Craig? Oh?

69
00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,240
Speaker 4: I remember Craig.

70
00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,200
Speaker 2: You remember Craig?

71
00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,320
Speaker 1: Okay, because he called us and describe what he thought

72
00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,720
Speaker 1: was a really successful date. He did say that you

73
00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,079
Speaker 1: went back to his place and he didn't get into

74
00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,400
Speaker 1: much detail, but I guess you woke up there and

75
00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,760
Speaker 1: he hasn't heard from you since. So why is that?

76
00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,000
Speaker 1: Why have you not responded to him or called him

77
00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,640
Speaker 1: for another date? If everything went that well on the

78
00:02:58,639 --> 00:02:59,119
Speaker 1: first date.

79
00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:04,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't go that well that night until I

80
00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:10,560
Speaker 4: woke up the next morning to some clicking sounds. Do

81
00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,240
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? It was like in Signs

82
00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,120
Speaker 4: that movie. It was so I was like, what's happening

83
00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:16,480
Speaker 4: right now?

84
00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,840
Speaker 1: You sleep there, everything's great. You wake up and you

85
00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,919
Speaker 1: hear you hear this this noise, and you're like, what's

86
00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:22,359
Speaker 1: going on?

87
00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,840
Speaker 4: Yeah? And then I felt something hit my face and

88
00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:30,520
Speaker 4: I like, look over, Craig is clipping his toails in bed.

89
00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:35,760
Speaker 2: Stop it, Stop it, dude.

90
00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:40,920
Speaker 1: I could pull a guy out by harm. Oh my god.

91
00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it's one thing to clip your toenails in bed.

92
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,360
Speaker 1: It's another thing to do it with the woman.

93
00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:52,160
Speaker 4: You never clip your toails in bed, because then they're

94
00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,560
Speaker 4: stabbing you in your sleep.

95
00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,080
Speaker 5: He doesn't know how to do it correctly. That's the problem.

96
00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,080
Speaker 5: There's a method to the madness.

97
00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,680
Speaker 2: There's a method to clipping your toenails.

98
00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,440
Speaker 5: You make a little pile, you keep it to yourself.

99
00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,400
Speaker 5: I mean, wait a minute, I forgot you do this, Yes,

100
00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:06,880
Speaker 5: I sure do.

101
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,240
Speaker 1: I forgot that Paulina is a toenail clipper, bed person.

102
00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,800
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, that's one thing, but I mean the

103
00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,120
Speaker 1: things that people do by themselves, that's one thing.

104
00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:20,599
Speaker 2: But I mean you had a guess, I know, like.

105
00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,840
Speaker 4: Iu in the living room right before I'm about to

106
00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:24,640
Speaker 4: seat the vacuum.

107
00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,080
Speaker 2: I don't know about that either. I think I do

108
00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:28,840
Speaker 2: it over the sink.

109
00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:35,279
Speaker 1: You over, yeah, hohold on a second, so you just

110
00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,640
Speaker 1: you just willing nearly cut them and they go everywhere,

111
00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,680
Speaker 1: and then you vacuum them up.

112
00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, over the toilet, like come.

113
00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:52,200
Speaker 1: Six to five, you put your foot. I I do little, huh,

114
00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,600
Speaker 1: I do. Don't worry about it. I mean I can

115
00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,160
Speaker 1: do a lot of things you don't know about. I'm

116
00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,400
Speaker 1: a bit of an acrobat. But you worry about yourself. Hey, Craig,

117
00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,600
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that Craig is here. Craig, what

118
00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,000
Speaker 1: the hell like?

119
00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,840
Speaker 3: Doll listen, I don't I don't see any issue with

120
00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,360
Speaker 3: what I did at all. I would in my bed

121
00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,320
Speaker 3: in my house to do here.

122
00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,640
Speaker 4: All of these people just react and gross.

123
00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,920
Speaker 1: Why would you clip your toenails with another person present? Anyway?

124
00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,240
Speaker 1: Like why why? It seems like a person one? It

125
00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,400
Speaker 1: seems like a personal grooming item. You know, I'm not

126
00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,039
Speaker 1: going to be trying to look nice. I wanted to

127
00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,360
Speaker 1: be presentable in the morning.

128
00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,280
Speaker 2: I wanted to look good.

129
00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,520
Speaker 1: Then go hide somewhere and do it. If if you had,

130
00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,440
Speaker 1: if your feet are that gnarally your nails or whatever,

131
00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,279
Speaker 1: then go in the other room and do it. But

132
00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,440
Speaker 1: like why in the personal why in your bed? And

133
00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,480
Speaker 1: second of a why would it someone in the bed

134
00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:42,960
Speaker 1: with you?

135
00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,840
Speaker 2: Just why? I mean, that's just where I do it.

136
00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,280
Speaker 3: You know, it's the comfort.

137
00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,040
Speaker 2: Of my own home and I hate bending.

138
00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,720
Speaker 3: Down having to reach all my Now it's like.

139
00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I.

140
00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,960
Speaker 1: Selena, look, it would have been one thing. I guess

141
00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,280
Speaker 1: if you'd been like, yeah, that was I don't know

142
00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,120
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. That was gross. I'm sorry, But

143
00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,280
Speaker 1: he this is what he does. This is his method,

144
00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,880
Speaker 1: I guess. So do I even have to ask if

145
00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,120
Speaker 1: you want to go out with him again? Because it

146
00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:13,640
Speaker 1: does sound like everything went well up until that point. No, okay, no,

147
00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:17,120
Speaker 1: And that would be like I don't know, like manscaping,

148
00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,240
Speaker 1: like do it before the date, you know, saying prepare yourself.

149
00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,200
Speaker 2: Man, Like, what am I going to? I don't know.

150
00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,520
Speaker 2: I don't care if there's a guest there and not there.

151
00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,320
Speaker 5: Sorry, Pauline, I love you cannot clip your toenails in back.

152
00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,720
Speaker 1: I can't believe that somebody married you, Paulina. Honestly, he's

153
00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,200
Speaker 1: in law. Well, he's in love. He's he must be

154
00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,280
Speaker 1: in like love love. Yes, and he also understands that

155
00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,799
Speaker 1: I keep it in a very condensed area.

156
00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:42,159
Speaker 2: Okay, No, they all go everywhere. You're cleaning them up right,

157
00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,440
Speaker 2: I'm cleaning up. I've had a savage. The bet is

158
00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,680
Speaker 2: for sleeping. The bet is for sleeping, exactly.

159
00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:56,200
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, I want to go to Yeah, we're all going, Selena,

160
00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,919
Speaker 1: thank you for your time, Craig, best of luck to you.