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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter and the subject is he's late on

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Speaker 1: his payments. We'll get into that find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about in just a few but first, the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for us, nest?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So are we're allowed to tell people their kids are

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Speaker 3: too fat?

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Speaker 4: Ah? We're allowed? Is that?

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Speaker 3: Can you say that?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Oh, sir?

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Speaker 4: I mean you can say things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just gonna be consequences.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can say it and.

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Speaker 3: See what hap Well, look and get it on there.

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Speaker 3: Your son is too fat. Your son is too he

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Speaker 3: is what.

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Speaker 1: I told you about that you play more.

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Speaker 3: Too fat, Shirley. That's all it is to it. Let's

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Speaker 3: go cat dog. Your son is too fat.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please Hi, Kathy. This

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Speaker 4: is Kirvy. I'm actually the owner at the daycare for

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Speaker 4: mine's day care when your son comes. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 4: all right, how you doing today? I'm good? Oh how's

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Speaker 4: our little little divn how's he doing?

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Speaker 2: He's good. He's laying down taking the nap.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you guys been coming here. I guess about a

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Speaker 4: year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,

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Speaker 4: I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at

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Speaker 4: some some information I was I was Divine doing at home?

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Speaker 4: Is he is he eating properly at home?

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Speaker 2: When you say eating, what do you mean?

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Speaker 4: I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed

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Speaker 4: to get them while he's at home?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's doing pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys

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Speaker 4: may be a shortage of food or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Are you, uh, short of the food? No, sir, My

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Speaker 2: husband works real good. We don't have a problem with

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Speaker 2: a short as the food. Is there a problem with him?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know we're looking at the record and little

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Speaker 4: Divus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at the comparison

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Speaker 4: of two year old the majority of two year olds

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Speaker 4: in comparison to I guess I should say size in

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Speaker 2: You mean like in body way body size? I mean

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Speaker 2: he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small

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Speaker 2: chap when he's born. He was ten pounds. But no,

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Speaker 2: he's on the scale of right where he should be.

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Speaker 2: He's just a little you know, taller because the daddy

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Speaker 4: So you you don't think he's anywhere in the in

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Speaker 4: the ballpark of of of of obesity at two?

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Speaker 2: You mean fat?

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Speaker 4: I mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but

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Speaker 4: but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean your son's

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Speaker 4: Let me just say.

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Speaker 2: On a Sunday, I'm relaxing and we're talking about you

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Speaker 2: think my son is a little overweight or what he's

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Speaker 2: what's the problem.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And

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Speaker 4: and the problem I'm happening here is I'm noticing the

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Speaker 2: Wait, well wait, we need to back up. See you

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Speaker 2: think he's fat. I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby.

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Speaker 2: Is that what she said?

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Speaker 4: My name is Kirby.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for

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Speaker 2: a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benita

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Speaker 2: has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're

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Speaker 2: telling me that you think my son is fat with him,

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Speaker 2: you deal with him on a daily basis.

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Speaker 4: I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What

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Speaker 4: I'm looking at as records that are showing me that

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Speaker 2: Y'all only get snacks two times a day, and he's

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Speaker 2: hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?

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Speaker 4: And if he is, ma'am, But all I know is

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Speaker 2: No, I'm blown away by this because you calling me

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Speaker 2: on a Sunday. Color my damn child fat, that's the problem.

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Speaker 2: And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never

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Speaker 2: when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said

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Speaker 2: my son is eating y'all at a house and home.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person,

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Speaker 4: and she tries to be cordial with every one.

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Speaker 2: He's the one who deals with me. Mister Kirby. I've

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Speaker 2: never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.

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Speaker 4: The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,

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Speaker 4: is that I know tomorrow if you're gonna be trying

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Speaker 2: I am gonna drop him off. I am gonna know.

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Speaker 4: No, that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.

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Speaker 4: What you want here, Either you can keep him at home.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works

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Speaker 2: and I work. I'm dropping my damn son off at

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Speaker 4: Ma'am, ma'am, Listen, if if we can't get him, you

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Speaker 2: To get this banita on the side, because obviously you

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Speaker 2: Because if you're not there every day and.

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Speaker 4: I deal with your wife, I'm telling you that your

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Speaker 2: Big to be kiss that is coming every morning. If

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Speaker 2: that's the case, and if he's eating at a house

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Speaker 2: and a home, I send him some extra. But what

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Speaker 2: I paid my money for is what you're gonna feed

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Speaker 2: him for two full meals and two snacks, and if

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Speaker 4: He's drinking a guy of milk a day. Are you

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Speaker 4: you care?

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Speaker 2: I don't care. There's no way possible that he can

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Speaker 2: drink a gallon of milk a day.

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Speaker 4: Yes, ma'am, here's the deal. I don't want you to

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Speaker 4: have to stop bringing your son there and I'm not,

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Speaker 4: and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put

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Speaker 4: him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple

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Speaker 2: You ain't, no, damn guy, you ain't, are you from

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Speaker 2: the hell from now?

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Speaker 4: I will. I will give him an apple and a

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Speaker 4: glass of water in the morning, and I'll give him

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Speaker 4: and then you guys can feed him when he gets home.

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Speaker 2: You must be certified in the food program, especially if

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Speaker 2: but on the diet and he's not drinking no water

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Speaker 2: and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the

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Speaker 2: other kids is having an apple and water, then that

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Speaker 2: that you better be serving him. But if that ain't

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Speaker 2: the case, and hell no, he better get the full snack.

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Speaker 2: So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, damn it,

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Speaker 2: that's what my son better be getting. And if he

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Speaker 4: Man, Listen, all I'm trying to tell you is your

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Speaker 4: son drink too much. Day face.

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Speaker 2: You need to back the I know you did not

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Speaker 2: cussing me. I know I did not ready to cut

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Speaker 2: because that's six thirty. We gonna be there. And my

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Speaker 2: If he WoT two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.

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Speaker 2: If he want two plates of food, he gonna get it.

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Speaker 2: Because I tell you what, we say them good money

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Speaker 2: to come to that daycare so.

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Speaker 4: Up there that I'm gonna have to put him on

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Speaker 4: some swim fast. Now I will put your child on

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Speaker 4: slim fast. I was trying not to give him pspective,

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Speaker 2: Give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a

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Speaker 2: slim fast whooping. I'm gonna whoop yos. And whoever gave

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Speaker 2: get a slim fast whooping. All the little kids better

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Speaker 2: have some slim fast. If he getting some, he better

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Speaker 2: eat whatever they eating. If they eat steak, will damn it,

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Speaker 2: he better have some too.

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Speaker 4: We had steak, he probably eat the whole damn cow

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Speaker 4: don't care I.

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Speaker 2: Pay for it, but he better not getting a climfast.

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Speaker 2: I will shut it down about my child.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I got something else you need to know about

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Speaker 4: your son.

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Speaker 2: What the else do I need to know besides you

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Speaker 2: think my son is overweight? What the else can you

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Speaker 2: tell me today?

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Speaker 4: I need to tell you this. I need to tell

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Speaker 4: you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 4: Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone

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Speaker 4: call you.

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Speaker 2: What the did you just say? What the did you

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Speaker 4: This's nephew told me from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell

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Speaker 4: your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank phone call you.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be said to that. She knows I don't

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Speaker 2: play about my damn son at all. That's my only son.

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Speaker 2: I don't play about him. I'm gonna be there. Is

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Speaker 2: she there, No, it's on after this. It's just all.

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Speaker 4: It's all, it is all. I got one more thing

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Speaker 4: I gotta ask you, baby, what is what is the

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Speaker 4: baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, Steve.

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Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Shelf. It's a it's all. I hope you

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Speaker 2: can hear me. Wherever you at lasting it's.

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Speaker 3: We ain't got enough food at these daycares ct your

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Speaker 3: feet out, your studying way too much.

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Speaker 4: He and wave more.

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Speaker 1: One here messing with people's kids.

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Speaker 4: Eating this baby at home.

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Speaker 3: It's too much. He just come in here. You doing

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Speaker 3: too much, eating a lot. Crazy wrong for that, you're

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Speaker 3: eating a lot. I would be at Montgomery, Alabama. That

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Speaker 3: would be March of thirtieth, Saturday Night at the Montgomery

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Speaker 3: Performing Arts Center. Tickets on sale right now to see

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Speaker 3: celebrity the comedian JJ Williamson and Earthquake Shagging it Up,

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Speaker 3: hosted by Yours truly nephew tell me. Tickets on sale right.

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Speaker 1: Now if you thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is he's late on his payments. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that find out what that's all about. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to The Harvey Morning Show.