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Speaker 1: second dat up date. Life is full of regret. I
Speaker 1: should have done this, I shouldn't have done that. Wow,
Speaker 1: I definitely shouldn't have done that. That's going to leave
Speaker 1: a mark. You know, we all have them. And Kayla,
Speaker 1: who was on the phone today to do a second
Speaker 1: day update, has a regret. We'll get into that in
Speaker 1: just a second, but first, Kayla, how are you? Hey nice?
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you good? Thank you for doing
Speaker 1: a second day update with us today. Why don't you
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the guy that you
Speaker 1: want to call today. My name's Johnny, and I met
Speaker 1: him online. I don't have a ton of free times.
Speaker 1: I've been trying online dating because that just seems like,
Speaker 1: you know, the best way to meet people. It's the
Speaker 1: easiest way to meet the creepiest people possible without actually
Speaker 1: having to go talk to him in public place. For sure. Well,
Speaker 1: it's like you can kind of weed out some people,
Speaker 1: you know. And was this one of the first online
Speaker 1: dates you went on? I mean, I've been on like
Speaker 1: two or three over the course of the time I've
Speaker 1: been on this site because I just don't have that
Speaker 1: much free time. So when I met this guy, Johnny,
Speaker 1: I was like, he seemed like a really nice guy,
Speaker 1: and I was excited because it actually had a time
Speaker 1: that could work for both of us. Would you guys
Speaker 1: do when you went out? We just went out for
Speaker 1: drinks after one of my work days. You know, I
Speaker 1: feel like week nights are good because then you don't
Speaker 1: have that much pressure. You know, I had something to
Speaker 1: do the next day, so in case it like can
Speaker 1: doesn't go well, I can get out of there. And
Speaker 1: what was your first impression of him? He was really
Speaker 1: cute and he has this really great smile, and he
Speaker 1: went and talked to the house for us to get
Speaker 1: us some seats. And I noticed that he was working
Speaker 1: on anybody else has a really cute butt. So that yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: And so you liked him. Everything was cool on your date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he seemed really nice. The conversation was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: it was like not horrible, you know, but it was
Speaker 1: like a little bit slow. I figured that's a rave review,
Speaker 1: not horrible. Like when I go to the restaurant. I
Speaker 1: love to get not horrible food. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean I feel like we just didn't
Speaker 1: have like an instant you know, like click, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. We were both like nervous, and we'd
Speaker 1: never met each other before, and so it was it
Speaker 1: was fine, you know, he was he was totally nice.
Speaker 1: It just wasn't like instant like spark connection. Okay, and
Speaker 1: that brings us to your regret. Why don't you tell
Speaker 1: us a little bit about what you're regretting. Okay. So
Speaker 1: so we've been talking for like a little bit, probably
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes, and then he noticed that I had
Speaker 1: a crossword puzzle in my day, because I you know,
Speaker 1: I do cross with puzzles on my commute and it's
Speaker 1: just like, you know, a fun way to sort of
Speaker 1: clear my head. But what was weird about it is
Speaker 1: that he noticed it and he mentioned it, and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, huh, you must be really smart because
Speaker 1: you do crossword puzzles. Yeah. I didn't know you had
Speaker 1: to be super intelligent to do crossword pubble could actually
Speaker 1: be an idiot and not get one question right on
Speaker 1: the crossword puzzle. I think he just assumed that who knows,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't like really sure how to take it.
Speaker 1: I thought like, oh, maybe, like maybe he's joking, you know. Um,
Speaker 1: but then he's like, well, I'm not really into like
Speaker 1: reading what I know? I know, I totally kind of
Speaker 1: thought the same thing. He realizes that a crossword puzzle
Speaker 1: isn't a book, right, I would hope so. But then
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, like you know, like to read
Speaker 1: books or anything, and he was like, um no, I
Speaker 1: was just like relax and not challenge my brain and
Speaker 1: my off time. And I was like, I don't like
Speaker 1: to think unless I absolutely have to. Yeah. But then
Speaker 1: this is like the weirdest part. He was like, I
Speaker 1: don't even like to vote, and he said it was
Speaker 1: because voting is too complicated and he has to like
Speaker 1: read all of the directions, so he just doesn't like
Speaker 1: to use his brain at all. And by the way,
Speaker 1: it's a good thing he doesn't vote. I'm all for
Speaker 1: people who are uninformed not voting. And he's not saying
Speaker 1: like he's not informed on the issues or he doesn't
Speaker 1: know much about the candidates. He doesn't vote because he
Speaker 1: can't follow the instructions of it. Is that not just
Speaker 1: so bizarre. It kind of blew my mind. I was
Speaker 1: like totally over him and I left and whatever. So
Speaker 1: why do you want to call this guy back? It
Speaker 1: sounds like an idiot, honestly. I know you guys like
Speaker 1: I've had friends in the past tell me they think like,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm a little too judgmental when I first meet people,
Speaker 1: and you know, like three weeks went by and I
Speaker 1: was like, well, he was nice and he didn't say
Speaker 1: anything like offensive. He just didn't really say much at all.
Speaker 1: So I was like, well, maybe he was nervous and
Speaker 1: he just made like a mistake, and so I'm kind
Speaker 1: of thinking, like maybe I should do him another chance.
Speaker 1: You actually blew him off, and now you want to
Speaker 1: do a second date, update to call him and ask
Speaker 1: him out again. Yeah, I mean I kind of I
Speaker 1: don't know, like I'm trying to be more open. So
Speaker 1: after your date, did he try to contact you and
Speaker 1: ask you out again and you just ignored him? Or
Speaker 1: have you guys not spoken at all? Well, he actually
Speaker 1: texted me like a couple days later, and I just
Speaker 1: sort of ignored the text. I just didn't really know
Speaker 1: what to say, And so I feel bad about that too.
Speaker 1: Because there's like no reason that I should just like
Speaker 1: pretend he doesn't exist. You know, I'm so confused why
Speaker 1: you feel bad, Like you called the conversation not terrible,
Speaker 1: and then you feel bad that you rejected a guy
Speaker 1: who says that he doesn't vote because he can't follow
Speaker 1: the instructions. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like it was kind of a snap judgment on
Speaker 1: my part. I feel bad, and I'm like, a second
Speaker 1: date wouldn't be horrible. I just I've gone out with
Speaker 1: some other like real jerks since him, and like, you know,
Speaker 1: what's the worst thing that could happen. He's a totally
Speaker 1: nice guy, and like maybe maybe he really just has
Speaker 1: a really great sense of humor and he was just
Speaker 1: kind of like testing me, you know. So basically, after
Speaker 1: going out on a few dates, your standards have been lowered,
Speaker 1: and now you want to ask him out again. I
Speaker 1: mean hopefully not, but a second date would help me
Speaker 1: figure that out. Right, So after you blew him off
Speaker 1: when you guys went out and he texted you and
Speaker 1: you just ignored him, have you tried to ask him
Speaker 1: out again since then? Or is this going to be
Speaker 1: the first time that he's hearing your name since you
Speaker 1: guys went out. I did text him like a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago, but now he seems to be ignoring
Speaker 1: my text. Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call him and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, that's awesome. Thank you so looking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second update. My only hope for today's
Speaker 1: second date update is that the guy when we call him,
Speaker 1: he's actually able to figure out how to answer a phone,
Speaker 1: because he sounds like one of the dumbest people on
Speaker 1: the planet. And for some reason, Kayla really wants to
Speaker 1: call this guy to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with him. If you're just tuning in, Kayla is on
Speaker 1: the phone. She told us about a date that she
Speaker 1: recently went on with a guy named Johnny. They hung
Speaker 1: out for a while. The reason that I'm making fun
Speaker 1: of Johnny is because he saw that she had a
Speaker 1: crossword puzzle on her bag and he's like, I don't
Speaker 1: do crossword puzzles. Those are for smart people. And then
Speaker 1: he also said that he doesn't vote because he can't
Speaker 1: figure out the instructions on how to vote. Not necessarily,
Speaker 1: I'm not up on the issues. I just can't figure
Speaker 1: out how it works. And after that date, she blew
Speaker 1: him off because of that. Yeah, that was like three
Speaker 1: or four weeks ago, and because she's gone out on
Speaker 1: a couple of other dates with people who were even
Speaker 1: worse than that. Now she wants to get this guy
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask if he'll go out with
Speaker 1: her again. Kayla, I'm about ready to dial his phone number.
Speaker 1: Any last words. Wow, you really paint a picture of
Speaker 1: me being like the most desperate person and the world.
Speaker 1: I didn't really have to do much pain, Kayla. You
Speaker 1: kind of did it for yourself and to make you
Speaker 1: feel better. It's just more of a sad testament to
Speaker 1: the state of online dating, I think than anything else.
Speaker 1: Maybe I just described it worse than it actually was.
Speaker 1: He was a nice jude, He was cute. Really, I
Speaker 1: want to see me again. Okay, I'm gonna doutle this
Speaker 1: one right now and get him on the phone. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Can I speak to Johnny please? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just say, hey, Johnny, what's up? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up, man? How are you? Really? I'm good? So
Speaker 1: you listen to the show. Yeah, yeah, good, every morning. Sweet,
Speaker 1: thank you man, I appreciate it. Then you've probably heard
Speaker 1: the second date update before. Is that why you're calling me? Yes,
Speaker 1: that is exactly what I'm calling you, Johnny. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I like, I know how this works. I know you
Speaker 1: have someone on the other line, and just tell Leslie
Speaker 1: that I never want to see her again and that
Speaker 1: she's all I didn't tell her that, sure, Johnny? Hello,
Speaker 1: Johnny's gone up? Leslie? Girl sounds terrible, Leslie. I don't know, Kayla.
Speaker 1: Is there a Leslie that you didn't tell us about?
Speaker 1: What do you know who Leslie is? I have no
Speaker 1: clue who Leslie is. It has to be some other
Speaker 1: girl that he's doing online dating with or yeah, like
Speaker 1: would even say that. I have no idea. So he
Speaker 1: didn't bring up a Leslie on your date or anything. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Well I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I'm
Speaker 1: getting back on the phone then and let him know
Speaker 1: that Leslie's not trying to get a hold of him.
Speaker 1: Kayla is all right, Okay, hang on, Look I told
Speaker 1: you before, I don't want to do this, Okay, john Johnny, Johnny,
Speaker 1: I'm not calling on behalf of some of he named Leslie.
Speaker 1: No dubble. I know that I know that this is
Speaker 1: what you do. Like I know this is like a
Speaker 1: thing that you guys do, and I just don't want them.
Speaker 1: I'm not Johnny, I promise I'm not messing with you.
Speaker 1: There's somebody other than Leslie that wanted to do a
Speaker 1: second date update. We don't know, I don't. We don't
Speaker 1: even know who Leslie is at all. She sounds terrible, though,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't believe you guys. Like, Okay, Johnny, Johnny,
Speaker 1: how about this? Okay, Okay, Johnny, hang on, don't hang
Speaker 1: up yet. I'm calling because the girl named Kayla wanted
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you. Nobody named Leslie at all. Kayla. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you remember going out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: named Kayla? Oh my god, Yeah, it was about three
Speaker 1: weeks ago, three or four weeks ago, something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what this is about. That. Yes, this is about
Speaker 1: somebody named Kayla, not somebody named Leslie. Kayla. No, Kayla
Speaker 1: is gone, because dude, I mean, we called for a
Speaker 1: second date. Update. She wanted to go out with you again,
Speaker 1: and then she heard you call somebody like somebody named Leslie.
Speaker 1: And she hung up and isn't interested in doing the
Speaker 1: second day update anymore. But I want to know who
Speaker 1: Leslie is now me too? Is it like some stalker
Speaker 1: you like? For honestly, you really don't. Like it's a
Speaker 1: long story and it is not U not a good time.
Speaker 1: Did Leslie happen before the Kala date or after the
Speaker 1: Kala date? It was after Caleb, Like, honestly, I just
Speaker 1: want to I just want to forget about the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It was, really and like I just want to move
Speaker 1: past it. You know, you don't have to tell me,
Speaker 1: but maybe if you do tell me, then I could
Speaker 1: explain to Kayla about the situation with Leslie and help
Speaker 1: her understand that so that maybe she wants to go
Speaker 1: out with you again. Yeah, um, I mean, like I
Speaker 1: can tell you guys that, Like I don't want you
Speaker 1: to go and tell kayleb because it's like it's really
Speaker 1: it's like a really weird story, and like I don't
Speaker 1: want her to know that. I won't I don't know,
Speaker 1: I won't tell her specifics about this Leslie girl. And
Speaker 1: she's got to be understanding. I mean, she said that
Speaker 1: she's gone on some pretty horrible dates from the same
Speaker 1: site you guys met on too. Yeah, okay, we at
Speaker 1: this bar. We drank way too much. We wound up
Speaker 1: hooking up in a Windy's bathroom and and then and
Speaker 1: then she bit me. Okay, you's bathroom? She bit me.
Speaker 1: I got stitches first, and that's I'm just gonna leave
Speaker 1: it there. Where did she bite you? And so she
Speaker 1: beat you so bad that you had to get stitches? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you see why I don't want to talk to her, right,
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, it's like you could have seen that
Speaker 1: one coming. If you're hooking up with a girl in
Speaker 1: a Windy's bathroom. Yeah, she's crazy. And now she keeps
Speaker 1: calling me and text me. She's like, won't leave me
Speaker 1: alone now, So that's what happened. Does that answer your question? Yes,
Speaker 1: it definitely does. So I won't give Kayla all those details.
Speaker 1: Thank you, you're you're welcome. I won't give them to
Speaker 1: her because you actually just did. Kayla is still on
Speaker 1: the phone listening. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
Speaker 1: my god. So awkward. Dude, You told me she was
Speaker 1: on the phone. Did I say that lying? Like? Sorry, Johnny,
Speaker 1: what the hell? Serious? Are you serious the story? Are
Speaker 1: you serious? Are you saying that like actually happened, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that actually happened, and like it does suck, Like I
Speaker 1: had to get stitches because of this girl. So do
Speaker 1: you like want me to feel sorry for you? I
Speaker 1: thought you were a nice guy. I am a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I didn't bite her. She bit me. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's what Kayle means, Johnny. I think Kayla means more
Speaker 1: like hooking up in a fast food restaurant bathroom with
Speaker 1: someone you just met and everything is not my decision.
Speaker 1: If you if you think that I was in charge
Speaker 1: of that choice, then you are sadly mistaken. She forced you.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Johnny? Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: think responsibility to Look, I did not want to go
Speaker 1: into it. It was a bad night. Like I would
Speaker 1: love to move past that. It's definitely alcohol's fault. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: How about you move past it by going on a
Speaker 1: second date with Kayla? Johnny? Would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Kayla again? We'll pay for a second day. Yes,
Speaker 1: I would. That would be great. She's like, she's the
Speaker 1: most satan person that I've been out with in a
Speaker 1: long time. And yes, I would I would love to
Speaker 1: second date Kayla. Congratulations a successful second date update for you.
Speaker 1: Oh no way, I am not going out with this.
Speaker 1: You're changing your story, You're changing your two now. And
Speaker 1: ye before you were saying like you thought he was sweetened,
Speaker 1: you'd want to go out with him again. Seriously, no way,
Speaker 1: No really, now that I know that he got it
Speaker 1: in a fast food bathroom, no way, are you sure?
Speaker 1: I am Listen like I'm not. I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: it's ever happened to you before, but it's probably happened
Speaker 1: to a lot of people like that. That was not
Speaker 1: like you don't know how many other people she's bitten
Speaker 1: in bathrooms, but like, you're the only person I know
Speaker 1: that has that story. Johnny. I mean, I was truly
Speaker 1: the victim there, so not my fault. So Kayla, there's
Speaker 1: no chance on you given Johnny another shot now, No way, Kayla.
Speaker 1: I really like you and you were really cool and
Speaker 1: you were like kind of one in a million, and
Speaker 1: I would like to go on a second day with
Speaker 1: you if you're out for that. That's really that is no,
Speaker 1: definitely not. I didn't go out with guys who get
Speaker 1: fit in Sasterford restroom oh, you do have high standards, Kayla.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna find love this way ever, Broken jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning,