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Speaker 1: second dat up date. Life is full of regret. I

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Speaker 1: I definitely shouldn't have done that. That's going to leave

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Speaker 1: just a second, but first, Kayla, how are you? Hey nice?

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Speaker 1: a second day update with us today. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the guy that you

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Speaker 1: want to call today. My name's Johnny, and I met

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Speaker 1: him online. I don't have a ton of free times.

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Speaker 1: I've been trying online dating because that just seems like,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I just described it worse than it actually was.

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Speaker 1: what's up, man? How are you? Really? I'm good? So

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Speaker 1: Johnny's gone up? Leslie? Girl sounds terrible, Leslie. I don't know, Kayla.

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Speaker 1: Kayla is all right, Okay, hang on, Look I told

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Speaker 1: you before, I don't want to do this, Okay, john Johnny, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling on behalf of some of he named Leslie.

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Speaker 1: No dubble. I know that I know that this is

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Speaker 1: even know who Leslie is at all. She sounds terrible, though,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't believe you guys. Like, Okay, Johnny, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: named Kayla? Oh my god, Yeah, it was about three

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Speaker 1: second date. Update. She wanted to go out with you again,

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Speaker 1: and then she heard you call somebody like somebody named Leslie.

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Speaker 1: And she hung up and isn't interested in doing the

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Speaker 1: second day update anymore. But I want to know who

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Speaker 1: Leslie is now me too? Is it like some stalker

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Speaker 1: you like? For honestly, you really don't. Like it's a

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Speaker 1: long story and it is not U not a good time.

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Speaker 1: Did Leslie happen before the Kala date or after the

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Speaker 1: Kala date? It was after Caleb, Like, honestly, I just

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Speaker 1: want to I just want to forget about the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: It was, really and like I just want to move

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Speaker 1: past it. You know, you don't have to tell me,

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Speaker 1: but maybe if you do tell me, then I could

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Speaker 1: explain to Kayla about the situation with Leslie and help

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Speaker 1: her understand that so that maybe she wants to go

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Speaker 1: out with you again. Yeah, um, I mean, like I

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Speaker 1: can tell you guys that, Like I don't want you

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Speaker 1: to go and tell kayleb because it's like it's really

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Speaker 1: it's like a really weird story, and like I don't

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Speaker 1: want her to know that. I won't I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I won't tell her specifics about this Leslie girl. And

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Speaker 1: she's got to be understanding. I mean, she said that

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Speaker 1: she's gone on some pretty horrible dates from the same

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Speaker 1: site you guys met on too. Yeah, okay, we at

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Speaker 1: this bar. We drank way too much. We wound up

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Speaker 1: hooking up in a Windy's bathroom and and then and

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Speaker 1: then she bit me. Okay, you's bathroom? She bit me.

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Speaker 1: I got stitches first, and that's I'm just gonna leave

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Speaker 1: it there. Where did she bite you? And so she

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Speaker 1: beat you so bad that you had to get stitches? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you see why I don't want to talk to her, right,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, it's like you could have seen that

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Speaker 1: one coming. If you're hooking up with a girl in

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Speaker 1: a Windy's bathroom. Yeah, she's crazy. And now she keeps

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Speaker 1: calling me and text me. She's like, won't leave me

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Speaker 1: alone now, So that's what happened. Does that answer your question? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it definitely does. So I won't give Kayla all those details.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, you're you're welcome. I won't give them to

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Speaker 1: her because you actually just did. Kayla is still on

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Speaker 1: the phone listening. Oh my god, oh my god, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. So awkward. Dude, You told me she was

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Did I say that lying? Like? Sorry, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: what the hell? Serious? Are you serious the story? Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Are you saying that like actually happened, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that actually happened, and like it does suck, Like I

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Speaker 1: you like want me to feel sorry for you? I

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Speaker 1: thought you were a nice guy. I am a nice guy.

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Speaker 1: I didn't bite her. She bit me. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's what Kayle means, Johnny. I think Kayla means more

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Speaker 1: someone you just met and everything is not my decision.

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Speaker 1: If you if you think that I was in charge

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Speaker 1: of that choice, then you are sadly mistaken. She forced you.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Johnny? Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: think responsibility to Look, I did not want to go

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Speaker 1: into it. It was a bad night. Like I would

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Speaker 1: love to move past that. It's definitely alcohol's fault. I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: How about you move past it by going on a

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Speaker 1: second date with Kayla? Johnny? Would you like to go

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Speaker 1: out with Kayla again? We'll pay for a second day. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would. That would be great. She's like, she's the

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Speaker 1: most satan person that I've been out with in a

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Speaker 1: long time. And yes, I would I would love to

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Speaker 1: second date Kayla. Congratulations a successful second date update for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no way, I am not going out with this.

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Speaker 1: You're changing your story, You're changing your two now. And

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Speaker 1: ye before you were saying like you thought he was sweetened,

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Speaker 1: you'd want to go out with him again. Seriously, no way,

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Speaker 1: No really, now that I know that he got it

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Speaker 1: in a fast food bathroom, no way, are you sure?

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Speaker 1: I am Listen like I'm not. I'm not saying that

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Speaker 1: it's ever happened to you before, but it's probably happened

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Speaker 1: to a lot of people like that. That was not

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Speaker 1: like you don't know how many other people she's bitten

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Speaker 1: in bathrooms, but like, you're the only person I know

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Speaker 1: that has that story. Johnny. I mean, I was truly

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Speaker 1: the victim there, so not my fault. So Kayla, there's

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Speaker 1: no chance on you given Johnny another shot now, No way, Kayla.

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Speaker 1: I really like you and you were really cool and

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Speaker 1: you were like kind of one in a million, and

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Speaker 1: I would like to go on a second day with

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Speaker 1: you if you're out for that. That's really that is no,

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Speaker 1: definitely not. I didn't go out with guys who get

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Speaker 1: fit in Sasterford restroom oh, you do have high standards, Kayla.

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Speaker 1: You're never gonna find love this way ever, Broken jubil

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Speaker 1: in the morning,