1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour above, four 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. Subject my 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: man treats me like an afterthought. We'll get into that, 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: but right now, nephew Tommy is here with today's praying 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for his nap? Parasites? Oh yeah, 6 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: that sounds like a science class. Sound scientific? Yeah, parasite. 7 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: That's what prank anybody about anything. I'm thinking, bus, I'm 8 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: supposed to parasites. Let's go cat dog. He it is. Hello, Hello, 9 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Brian. Brian. Ye, hey, Brian, 10 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: this is Dr Jacob. Are you doing today? Yeah, yeah, 11 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm okay. Listen. You actually came in, uh 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 1: maybe like two and a half weeks ago here to 13 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,520 Speaker 1: my office and got a physical for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, 14 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: right right, yeah, everything okay, well, yeah, yeah, everything, it's 15 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: gonna be pretty good. I'd like to see if I 16 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: can get you to come in and you know, everything's 17 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 1: gonna be fine. But I got a small procedure we'd 18 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: like to do to actually, uh, you know, right now, 19 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: you're not approved for your life insurance to do until 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: this procedure is done. So if you don't mind coming in. 21 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: We we'd like to get you jaking care. When can 22 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: I schedule you to come in like, uh, maybe tomorrow 23 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: or the following day? Yeah? What what kind of procedure is? Well? Actually, 24 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard of it. This is 25 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 1: an ochayoster for me. I got something? What's what's that? 26 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: So it's gonna something do with you? Wasn't that I'm 27 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,479 Speaker 1: doing my eyes? I ain't heard what's that? No? No, 28 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: ochayoster for me has nothing to do with the eyes, No, 29 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites 30 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: in a particular area, and what we want to do 31 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll 32 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: be fine. You'll get your life insurance, you're and your 33 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: family will be great. So can I get you to 34 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon? And fine? What? What? 35 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: What area? I found the parasites? Then? Actually one of 36 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: your testicles has some parasites. So what we're gonna do 37 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: is what called a okayosht me and okay astrom me 38 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: is actually removing that testicle completely and then everything's gonna 39 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: be fine. It's all confined and we'll be able to 40 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 1: remove it you'll be on your way, You'll get your 41 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like I said, 42 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 1: can I get can I? Can I get you to 43 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: come in tomorrow? What what my testico? Well? Only one, 44 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: only one, and it's not gonna take along. It's a 45 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: thirty minute procedure. But we want to get you to 46 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: come in tomorrow or the next day. Can we get 47 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: you to what are you available? I wanted for the 48 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: routine shop. How I got to remove sir? You know what, 49 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: often times when people come in for life insurance, these 50 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: type of things happen. So we want to get you 51 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: in and get it out as quickly as possible. No, man, 52 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: I'm I went in for a routine physical. Man. I 53 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to be chicking off his extra stuff. Man, 54 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: I get a parasite man, and my testical. You don't 55 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: remove a testical. Man, I'm twenty five, Me and my 56 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: wife Wing got no kids. They were trying to be like, 57 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: I gotta move a testicle. Let me say this to you, Brian, 58 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna be completely fine. You'll be able to create children. 59 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: You'll be a little no my life. You know you'll 60 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: just see um, you won't have all of them, but 61 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,959 Speaker 1: you'll have enough to create children. You understand. No, I 62 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,959 Speaker 1: mean I can't. No, I ain't gonna no, I can't 63 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: come in for that, sir. Is there any way I 64 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: can get you in the marrow or the morrow afternoon 65 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 1: or the Thursday afternoon so we can kind of get 66 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: this thing taken care of and we can get to 67 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: moving on your way, and that people can get the 68 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: life insurance papers together and so forth. No, man, man, 69 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: we ain't rescheduling now. I need a second or third 70 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: opinion on that. And he's talking about taking away one 71 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man. I'm gonna need 72 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: to see another doctor, man, Sir, Sir, you can go 73 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: around the entire city and see several doctors. I'm here 74 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: to tell you you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm 75 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: gonna try to knock this thing out for you knocking up. 76 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: I ain't agree. I ain't agreed in nothing. Listen, man, 77 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: I have to join it to get money, medicine, nothing, man, 78 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: I need to take a third openI Brian, I'll tell 79 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: you if you come in and let me get this 80 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: thing taken care of, you know I have you back. 81 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,839 Speaker 1: You know, big ball and shot calling. Before it's all over, 82 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: you know what big balling should call it? Man, I 83 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: told you, man, I ain't ain't going in for none 84 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: of that. Man, I'm suposed to tell my wife, Man this, 85 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going in for that. Man, 86 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: I'm skindling it. Man. You what do you mean You're 87 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: we scheduling? Sir? What I'm getting another opinion? I ain't 88 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: going in for that, Okay, But I'm trying to make 89 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: you a big baller shot caller? You know, man, what 90 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: what is your name? Sposed that for? You making a 91 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: little jokes man that you're doing a little play on words. 92 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: But it ain't even funny. And I'm calling the insurance 93 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: funny telling they gave me some doctim and you think 94 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 1: you're funny. Hey, it ain't funny man, you're making a 95 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 1: little man ain't funny? Man thinking a thing? Man, I'm 96 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: to getting all of the work that we got, the 97 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: blood work, the year and word, the complete physical. That's 98 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: when we didn't realize that you had parasites in a 99 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 1: particular area. So what we're trying, I'm not I don't 100 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,600 Speaker 1: even trying to make a light of make humoring it 101 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable. 102 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 1: I apologize, all right. That ain't funny, man, you're want losing. 103 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: Man ain't funny. Man. If I had a situation and 104 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 1: nursing would have told me that you ain't telling me nothing. 105 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: Man had me thinking I'm all good, and now you're 106 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: telling me I gotta come in to remove with tests. 107 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: We have to run tests on you, sir. We got 108 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 1: test back when you do have the parasite, and what 109 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: we want to do is make sure we can completely 110 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 1: cleared out. The only way I can clear that out 111 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: is to remove that testicle. Man, it's the man. I 112 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: gotta hair sites. Man may I'll here running on his 113 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 1: chest on me. Man, I'm going to another doctor. Man 114 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: because this man, I ain't got no parasites. Man, are 115 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: you test you out something? Y'all? Ryny? I gotta remove them. 116 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: That's something you over here. I know you doctor. Man, 117 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,799 Speaker 1: I ain't got a hair, says man. I'm following my hand. Shut. 118 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: I'm telling him I an't dealing with you. Thank could you? Man? 119 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: I ain't got no parasites, man, Bryan. Let me make 120 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: you understand something clearly here. It's my job as a 121 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: physician that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's 122 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 1: my job to come to you and extract the problem. 123 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 1: You're leaning towards me having to come to your home 124 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: and extract the problem. Man, when you want to come 125 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: him home? How man? You what you want to step with? 126 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 1: How natshalt test is? Man? You you talking? I'm going 127 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: to another doctor. I'm getting another chance. I ain't gonna 128 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: like it, sir. You've got the parasite, and you only 129 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,919 Speaker 1: have twenty four hours for me to get sir. I 130 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: have to move on this quickly. Brian. Okay, dude, I'm 131 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: not gonna tell you I ain't got the like O this. 132 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: It's like it's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come 133 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 1: from another another human being. It just develops in one 134 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: out of every three or four million people. You actually 135 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: have it, Brian, I gotta extracted from you. You try 136 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: to tell me I'm the w you know what I'm 137 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: coming Like parasite, There's something else that you have that 138 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 1: I haven't told you about. That's something else I need 139 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: to tell you. I got it. Somebody got passed. What else? Brian? 140 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: You just got pranked. You just got pranked by nephew 141 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey warning show your wife Anika 142 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: got me the point phone call you let me have it? 143 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: Oh you got it, you got you got you already eaten. 144 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: I can't get him credit on thirst okay? Something to 145 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: do with his eyes though, see, because it threw me 146 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 1: because at first I thought it was an old prank, 147 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: and then I gotta listen to you got parasite seeing 148 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 1: your testicle? What years old? I ain't got no what? 149 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 1: Just come in thirty minutes a testicle? What balling shot calling? 150 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: I don't know who you're talking to. Many Come on, man, 151 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: give me, let me come in and take kiding. We 152 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: didn't got the twenty four hour to get this done. Man, 153 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: we got what you told to do. Just come in. 154 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 1: Can you call to mar the next day to remove 155 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: very importnight? Dog? You might well come in there and say, look, 156 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: we're gonna take your arm off at the shoulder and uh, 157 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: we're gonna take about thirty minutes. Dog, you can take 158 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: a testicle. Oh man, you're telling sixty three year old 159 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: man you couldn't take a testical? Boy, what would you 160 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: give up? What would you give? What would you give up? 161 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: What would you say it. We're just saying no, I'm 162 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 1: sure we can't repeat that on the radio. No, we 163 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:41,839 Speaker 1: can't do specialists. I'm going to folk that go down. 164 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: I know that's right. Come up with that one. Tell 165 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: me that I don't know man, left side of the brain, 166 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: left side on the left side. I think Steve thought 167 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: he was O curiosity. That's what I think. That's what 168 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: I did think, And I was finding just laid back. 169 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: As you know, I don't heard that one. You know 170 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 1: that's Carlos favorite. Yes, shout out just being stupid. That's 171 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,680 Speaker 1: all right, you do it very well. Thank you, nephew. 172 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,960 Speaker 1: Up next, Strawberry letter for today's subject, My man treats 173 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,319 Speaker 1: me like an afterthought. We'll get into it right after this. 174 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.