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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's almost time

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Speaker 1: for the Wheel of misfortune, So Alex, yep, spend that wheel. Ye,

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Speaker 1: it's always way too loud from the monster spinning the wheel.

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Speaker 1: And what's the misfortune? Get a paper cut? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: it was webbing. It has to be in the webbing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: cut in the webbing of the fingers. Why do ourselves yourselves? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't do it. I'm getting chills to put two pieces

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Speaker 1: of paper together that way, there's more like, Okay, give

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Speaker 1: him yourself. Paper cut in the webbing of your fingers

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Speaker 1: is the misfortune. But before we play the game, we've

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Speaker 1: got to meet the players. I'm wincing still. And now

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Speaker 1: the starting lineup for your jubil show at executive producer.

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Speaker 1: If you can't find him at work, he's probably on

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Speaker 1: a slow ride home. Just and bar. Okay, so hear

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Speaker 1: me out. Coronavirus, common cold, and seasonal allergies all walk

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Speaker 1: into a bar at the bartender ass what does this come?

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Speaker 1: Some kind of sick joke. He's from an island that

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Speaker 1: tried to achieve world domination not too long ago. English

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Speaker 1: even and we would have succeeded if it wasn't for

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Speaker 1: those down kids easily offensive to the easily offended persh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: good morning. I don't even know what to hear you now,

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Speaker 1: he's probably not even listening to this right now, Hey,

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Speaker 1: get off your phone and start your show. JUMO for Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is time to start. It's time to start our

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Speaker 1: day with a paper cut. Let's just get into it

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Speaker 1: because this is going to be terrible. Yeah. Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I'm assuming that it's gonna be me.

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Speaker 1: That's a defeast attitude. I feel good about it because

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Speaker 1: it's not going to be me. If you believe it,

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Speaker 1: you can achieve it. All right, it's right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for the wheel of misfortune are greased up. Executive producer

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Speaker 1: Justin Barnes in studio with a bag full of names

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Speaker 1: is going to reach into a sack and pull out

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Speaker 1: a name to see who will face the slippery arms

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Speaker 1: of punishment that the wheel is squeezing you with. Today,

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Speaker 1: they'll be ask a trivia question which will determine their

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Speaker 1: fate or the fate of someone else on the show.

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Speaker 1: If they get it wrong, they'll have to oil wrestle misfortune.

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Speaker 1: If they get it right, they get to choose someone

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Speaker 1: else in the studio to take that misfortune for them.

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Speaker 1: All right, justin, We spun the wheel earlier, and the

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Speaker 1: misfortune that someone is facing is a papercut in the

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Speaker 1: webbing of their hands. So pull a name from your

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Speaker 1: sack and give misfortune an Oiley Greco Roman Wrestling partner. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for all that put into the universe, you will fresh.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. See it's not that you know the secret,

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Speaker 1: the secret, the motivational thing, the secret with it like

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Speaker 1: if you just picture it, just manifest it and it

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Speaker 1: will happen for you. Not true. I just prove that

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Speaker 1: wrong right there. All right, Well here we go, justin,

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Speaker 1: please ask me wheel of misfortune trivia question. Almost everybody

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Speaker 1: you meet has a nickname, whether they know it or not,

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Speaker 1: names like Jubil the Pug, or Alex the Tiny and

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Speaker 1: English Evan. But for some people their nicknames are their

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Speaker 1: real name, like Tiger Woods or Vanilla Ice don't even

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Speaker 1: completely different. Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair Vincent,

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Speaker 1: and the insufferable Lana del Rey's name is actually Elizabeth Woolridge. Grant.

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Speaker 1: And there's another current international pop star that also goes

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Speaker 1: his real name. Who is Peter Jean Hernandez known as Today?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, so we know one thing. This is

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Speaker 1: gave me the paper cut. What about that? How we

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Speaker 1: our seventies. I'm gonna go with you. Then Alex will

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Speaker 1: can't do that. You have to, that's part of it.

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Speaker 1: you're horrible paper cutter. Will you holding back it? Shall

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Instagram and you can see it on

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Speaker 1: the story as a paper cut there. Yeah, congratulations though

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Speaker 1: you got the answer right, Thank you. And now I'm

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Speaker 1: muggle lawn today myself jebils Dirty Little Secret on the

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Speaker 1: new Hits of one, six by one. Do you guys

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Speaker 1: remember American I don't when it first started, the very

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Speaker 1: dirty Little Secret text in four one of six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret something you want

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Speaker 1: to get off of your chest. Remember, we keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so anyone who comes on to tell their dirty little

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Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest's original co host for American Idol, Brian Dunkleman,

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Speaker 1: is on the phone. Brian, long time, no talk. I

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Speaker 1: don't remember Brian. I don't remember Brian Dunkleman. He's a

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Speaker 1: standup comic. Actually, yeah, and now Brian Dunkleman is on

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Speaker 1: Normally we're always like, you don't sound like Brian Dunckleman.

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Speaker 1: But guess what, it's been such a long time, nobody

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Speaker 1: knows this might be Actually what Brian Dunkleman sounds like, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right. Well, what's your dirty little secret? It's a

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Speaker 1: secret kept from my mom. Oh, we get a lot

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Speaker 1: of people that keep secrets from their parents, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend at the time, and I broke into a house.

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Speaker 1: not not even overnight. My here's where I really appreciate

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Speaker 1: My grandmother was able to pick me up with a

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Speaker 1: just like, you're lucky, you're a miner. Just would have

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, who is in Virginia, Sonny, Virginia. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: point one. When you start noticing money going missing from

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Speaker 1: actually cheating. So we're about to call him and set

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Speaker 1: him up and see if we can find out if

423
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Speaker 1: he is actually cheating on Angela. Angela says that he

424
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,679
Speaker 1: also started like working different hours and she can't get

425
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 1: an answer out of him. Is there anything else Thomas

426
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 1: was doing? Yeah, And the money that he's taking out

427
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 1: of our savings is money that I was saving up

428
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: for our kids Christmas gifts. This guy's gonna be the

429
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 1: biggest d bag in the world if he's cheating. I

430
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 1: hope he's not, Honestly, I hope he's not. Like I

431
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: hope that we get him on the phone and we

432
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 1: find out that. Yeah, it is what Alex said earlier

433
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 1: in the first part of this, if you missed it,

434
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: she was, well, not drugs unless you guys want to

435
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 1: do them together. Maybe he's taking money out to plan

436
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: a nice vacation for you. I hope it's something like that.

437
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, but if not, Angela, at least you find

438
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 1: out now so that you can deal with it get

439
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 1: on with your life. Yeah, Angela does. Yeah. Does he

440
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 1: buy you flowers? Yeah? He normally always orders them from Flowers. Okay, cool,

441
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 1: that's good to know. That's what I'm gonna use. That's

442
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: what Alex is gonna do. Are you ready to go, Angela?

443
00:22:48,040 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm ready? All right? The Dallas phone of her right now? Hello,

444
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: is Thomas available? Yeah? This is see Oh hey, Thomas,

445
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: This is Alexis. I'm calling from Flowers. Hey. Hey, I

446
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 1: was just reaching out to some of our customers that

447
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 1: we've had in the past who haven't been back in

448
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: a while. I wanted to offer you a promotion. We

449
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: have a bogo going on right now, so let's buy

450
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 1: one get one free on Roses. So wanted to reach

451
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,479
Speaker 1: out and see if you have anybody that you'd want

452
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: to send these two or take advantage of this promotion. Um,

453
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 1: like maybe because someone to your girlfriend or wife. Is

454
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: this something you'd want to take advantage of? Right? So basically,

455
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: I buy one set and I'll get another set free

456
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 1: with free delivery. That the deal. Yeah, you would buy

457
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: one dozen roses and then you would get another dozen

458
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Speaker 1: for free. Uh yeah, I think yeah, I think I

459
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: can do that. That sounded good, perfect, Well, I would

460
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 1: just need a little bit of information and the first

461
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: thing going to be the two names that you'd want

462
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Speaker 1: to send them to. Okay, I'll send something to my wife, Angela,

463
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 1: first wife Angela, all right, and then the other person's

464
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: name the other version you've been put down Michelle, Michelle,

465
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did I just hear? Excuse me, Thomas,

466
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what's what's happening here? I I'm saying,

467
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: it's your wife, Angela? And who the is Michelle? Why

468
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 1: are you on? Why are you calling? Honey? Like? What's

469
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: going on here to someone that isn't your wife is

470
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 1: the bigger question? Okay? Who who's on the phone here?

471
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: Who am I? Who are these people I'm talking to? Thomas? Thomas,

472
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: I'll just introduce myself. This is Jewel from the Jewel

473
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: Show and you were just talking to Alex. Hello. English.

474
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: Evan is also here. Hello, and your wife is on

475
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: the phone. Her name's Angela. I didn't know if you

476
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: knew that or not. Yeah, so why are you guys?

477
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on here? I don't know.

478
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,479
Speaker 1: I can fronted you on why the money in our

479
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: savings was going away because I had a suspicion that

480
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: you were sneaking around on me, and when I asked you,

481
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: you threw it back at me and said, why don't

482
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: I just leave the like I'm the crazy person. But

483
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: it turns out the whole time you are cheating. Who's Michelle?

484
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: It's somebody I know, it's like a friend. I don't know.

485
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with Thomas. We do a segment on

486
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: our show called War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

487
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: It's basically, if someone thinks that they're significant other cheating arm,

488
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: they can call us to try to catch them. And

489
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 1: it looks to me, man like you have been cod

490
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 1: red handed. Cover your hand to the cookie jar or

491
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: the other some jar. I don't need this from you, Thomas.

492
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: I can. I could be fine being a single mother again.

493
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: I've done it before. It's my first two kids, and

494
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 1: I can do it again. And I have no qualms

495
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 1: about violing for a divorce. Thomas, you might as well

496
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: just be honest. What like, no, that's gonna We're not

497
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: gonna get a divorce. You're not, like, you're not going

498
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: to take the kids away from me, So you can

499
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: just cheat on your wife. But you're demanding that she

500
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: can't divorce you, that it makes no sense she should

501
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 1: divorce you if you're cheating on her. Yeah if yeah.

502
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 1: And also, Thomas, I don't know of any friends that

503
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: you have by the name of Michelle. When I know

504
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: goodn't damn well that you have to be cheating. If

505
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: he wasn't cheating, he would just tell you who Michelle is, Yeah,

506
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: that's true. I think we can all came to terms

507
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: that Thomas is cheating and that Angela, you definitely need

508
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: to do what's what's best for you, what's healthy for

509
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: you and your kids, and that's not to be able

510
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: to cheat. Give you some help finding a divorce divorce

511
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: lawyer if you have any ticks, I can definitely help

512
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: you find a divorce layer. We have one that advertises

513
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: on the show Thomas still there? Because We've been talking

514
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 1: for a while and I've not heard from Thomas. Thomas,

515
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: are you still there? Well? No, he hung up, Angela.

516
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: People do that all the time when they're caught cheating.

517
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 1: Have you noticed that most of the time in this segment,

518
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,199
Speaker 1: dudes when they're caught cheating and they hang up on us.

519
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: It's weird. You'd think they would just want to sit

520
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 1: there and own So he did hang up, you know,

521
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: he did hang up. And I'm guessing you too, will

522
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: probably have a conversation about this later. But it does

523
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: seem like he is guilty. Yeah, yeah, he's definitely guilty.

524
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: I can feel it. I know it. I should have

525
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: trusted my gut the whole time. Yeah, I mean, he's

526
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: not saying it flowers so a friend, either come on away, Well,

527
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: I'll help you find a divorce layer and I'll tell

528
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: you what. I'm also going to send you some money

529
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: so you can buy your kids some Christmas president with

530
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 1: the money that he was stealing and spinning on. Oh

531
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: my god, thank you. Yeah, I mean, if you if

532
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: you took that money from your account you were trying

533
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: to get your kids Christmas gifts with, and is at

534
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: least we could do ye. Yeah, one day you'll find

535
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: a man who treats you exactly how you deserve to

536
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: be treated, I hope. So all right, Well, try to

537
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: have a good rest of your day, all right, your jubils.

538
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: Dirty little secret on the new hits of one of

539
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: six point one. Remember if you've got a dirty little

540
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: secret to tell us, to tell anybody, text in four

541
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: one six one and we'll let you say what your

542
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: secret is on the air. Will always keep you anonymous.

543
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: Don't worry, nobody knows who you are. But it's a

544
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: good way to get things off your chest. Come clean

545
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: about those skeletons that you got kicking around in your

546
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: closet and put them out there for the world to see.

547
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: But nobody actually knows it's you, so you can go

548
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 1: on about your day and you know that you finally

549
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: have told somebody, and to prove that you're anonymous, we

550
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: always give everybody an anonymous nickname. And on the phone

551
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: right now, never talk to this person before, but really excited.

552
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: It's not Lady Gaga, it's her brother, Gentleman Gaga. Lady

553
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,479
Speaker 1: and gentleman Gaga. I had no idea that was his name.

554
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: But what's up gentleman Gaga? Great? All right, So what's

555
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Okay um? So I work at

556
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: a cell phone retail store okay um, and one of

557
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: the major ones. And you got a great deal on

558
00:28:55,560 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: the new iPhone if you can. Yeah, all right, got

559
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: to sign a contract for five thousand years contracts. Oh

560
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: that's right, no more contracts. Yeah. So anyway, sorry, keep

561
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: going with your with your little secrets. No, it's all good,

562
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: it's all good. Um. So you know when people turn

563
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: in their phones, um, you know, you transfer the information

564
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: from one phone to the next, right, so that you

565
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: know all your contracts and all your pictures of you know,

566
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: your pet and your kids and all that go with you.

567
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: Rum and they get trans yes, they get transferred over

568
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: and then you know, you're supposed to before you turn

569
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: it in, you're supposed to wipe the old phone clean. Yeah.

570
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the key. Not everybody does that really, okay, Yeah,

571
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: Like apparently some people just don't really even care. So, um,

572
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't aware of this, but um one of my

573
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: co workers was like when it up in the first

574
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: time to me, She's like, check out phone, check out

575
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: the phone. And I'm like what what and she said done, no, seriously,

576
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: and so she pulled me into the back and she's like,

577
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: open up the phone and you know, because we have

578
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: the code then to be able to do it, and

579
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: all the information was still there. So it's a secret

580
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: in our industry that on some phones, on all of them,

581
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: but on some phones, all that information is there. So

582
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: we may or may not be looking through all of that.

583
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: And you walk out of the store, so you're looking

584
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: through people's phones, like their messages and their pictures and

585
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: everything would be great. Yeah, oh and videos, Oh what

586
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: have you seen on someone's phone? Like, has there been

587
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: anything shocking? Oh? English Evan as I have seen and

588
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: the stories I can tell why it's astonishing, and you know,

589
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: it's like they walk out and I don't know if

590
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: they don't remember or what the story is, but they're

591
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: just out the door and all of that still there.

592
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: I gotta think sometimes you're probably going through it and

593
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: you find a video and you're like, how did they

594
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: ever let this out of their hands without knowing it

595
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: was a raised? I mean, just on my phone alone,

596
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: I know that if anyone actually read the messages, I

597
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: think that would be the worst thing. I'd be like

598
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: arrested because most of it is said sarcastically. Yeah, but

599
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: you can't pick that up. Yeah, it would be pictures

600
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: for me, oh white of who Yeah, Jubil will you.

601
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: I think people like some people don't even think about it,

602
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: Like they don't even think about wiping their old phone,

603
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: you know, especially like older people. Yes, and older people

604
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: grows wrinkles, Yeah, lots of wrinkles. Lots of lots of wrinkles.

605
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: I don't know where one wrinkle starts in the other

606
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: one ends. I'm imagine those are the kind of videos

607
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: you've seen. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

608
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: little secret. Yeah, I just thinking about those videos. It's

609
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: also a PSA for anybody would get the new phone

610
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: wipe your old phone. Yes, and that's you're a weirdo

611
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: and you want people to see that. You know, there's

612
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: some other drop off. They're like, I hope they checked

613
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: the pictures. What's your Dirty Little Secret? The Jebel Show

614
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits

615
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: one oh six point one. All right, Evan, it's time

616
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: you've been doing well. You've yeah, you you've want or

617
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: tied the past couple of people, which is impressive because

618
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: normally you're losing at these trivia games. Yeah, today you're

619
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: gonna be playing Caleb in pub? What's up? Caleb? How

620
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: are you not too bad? Caleb? You don't happen to

621
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: work at a golf course? Do you? Or used to? Um?

622
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: I mean at one point, I did you want? Really? Wait,

623
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: you want my boss? Were you no? Okay? Because I

624
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: was like, I hate this Caleb. He fired me. Lots

625
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: of calebs around here, all right, Why did you get

626
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: fired from the golf course? I just showed up late

627
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: too many times? And also I showed up once and

628
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: I was like souper hungover and I missed my shift

629
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: by four hours. Okay, So in other words, you deserve

630
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: to be fired. Probably, No, yeah. Whinn. He cooled up

631
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Speaker 1: and said you've been fired. I was like, fair enough,

632
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: all right, all right, Caleb, are you ready to see

633
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: if you can beat English Evan? Sure, let's shot. All right,

634
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: he is leaving the studio. You know the game is played.

635
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: He got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

636
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass and you

637
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: have to beat Evan outright to win. Okay, yep, all right,

638
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: here we go. Are you ready? Yep? All right? Your

639
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: time starts now? What is a group of unicorns called

640
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: kope luback is a very expensive type of what? What

641
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: is the required amount of years a player must be

642
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: out of high school before being eligible to play in

643
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: the NFL. Coca Cola has banned in two countries, name

644
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: one of the two twenty fifteen social media disagreed over

645
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: whether a dress color was white, white and gold or

646
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: what other two colors? White? Okay, got that in on time.

647
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: We'll bring English Evan back into the studio. So, Caleb,

648
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living? I'm in sales.

649
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: You're in sales. What kind of sales nice for a company?

650
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that you're a terrible salesman.

651
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: You can't say the name of your company people that

652
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: work with me, that work from the same company that

653
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: listened to you guys. So yeah, okay, but you could

654
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: give a shout out to your company right now? Yeah,

655
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: I could, but I'm not going all right, all right,

656
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: here you go, Evan, your time starts. Now. What is

657
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: a group of unicorns called? Sure? Question? Nothing? Kope? Lu

658
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: back is a very expensive type of what bag? What

659
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: is the required amount of years a player must be

660
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: out of high school before being eligible to play in

661
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: the NFL? A fool? Coca Cola is banned in two countries,

662
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: name one of the two, Malaysia. In twenty fifteen, social

663
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: media disagreed over whether a dress color was white and

664
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: gold or what other two colors? Blue and white? How

665
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: many ounces is in a gallon? Uh? Twelve? That was

666
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: harassed question? All right, that's definitely a zero. Send it

667
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: on over to the scoreboard and see how you did.

668
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: Even though Evan already thinks that he lost. And you

669
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: know what, I also think that he lost. Caleb, do

670
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: you think that he lost? I don't know. I think

671
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: I lost. Okay, well, I haven't got one more question

672
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: in Yeah, but Caleb, you got zero, correct, Jove Caleb

673
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: and Evan you got zero. It's another tie that I mean.

674
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was that hard, But we'll go

675
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: over the answers. Yeah, zero zero tie. What do you

676
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: think about that? Caleb? Exactly? I worked for Yeah, I

677
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 1: guess it's smart that you didn't promote your company. Okay,

678
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 1: what is a group of unicorns called a blessing kope?

679
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: Lubeck is a very expense of type of coffee. Yeah,

680
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: it's the one that's made from cat poop, Yeah, from

681
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: like the jungle Exactually, we tried it, and it didn't

682
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: taste any better than like, I think the best coffee

683
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: I had was in Cuba. Yeah, personally how much? How

684
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: much is it? Roughly? It was like forty five dollars

685
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: a cup? Yeah? Yeah. These cats they go up in

686
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: the trees. Cats are monkeys, it's cats. Yeah, they go

687
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,760
Speaker 1: up in the trees and then they eat the coffee

688
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: beans and then they poop them out, and then they

689
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: make the coffee out of the ones that they pooped out.

690
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: So right, apparently it makes it taste better. I've had

691
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: better coffee, though, I've had better coffee than the cat

692
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 1: poop coffee, and it was in I was in Cuba.

693
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: Can you believe it? In Cuba? What is the required

694
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: amount of years a player must be out of high

695
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: school before being eligible to play in the NFL? Is three?

696
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: I was close. I thought full because of like going

697
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: to college. That was what I thought. Coca Cola is

698
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: banned in two countries. Named one of the two North Korea.

699
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: In Cuba, oh, North Korea. Everything's banned in North Korea. Yeah,

700
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: one of you would get North Korea. I would have

701
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: said that. In twenty fifteen, social media disagreed over whether

702
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: a dress color was white and gold or what two

703
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: other colors? Black and blue, black and blue blue. I

704
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: remember that pick in my mind though, because when you're

705
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: under pressure, I can't think of the image. But now

706
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: I see the image also, that was the way time

707
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: it was. I saw black and blue. What did you

708
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: guys see? I saw black and blue. I just saw

709
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: annoying people arguing about the color of a dress. I

710
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: was like, I don't really care what did you or

711
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: your color? It's like that is obviously a gray on

712
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: slightly darker gray and dress. Wow, that's interesting. Thanks for

713
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: one more. One more to answer? How many ounces in

714
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: a gallant is one hundred and twenty eight ounces. I

715
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: said twelve. Yeah, that was that. But Caleb, if you

716
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: want to stay on the line, I will mail you

717
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: a Jewel Show sticker. You want to give us your

718
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: mailia address, so just hang on the line. Oh also, Caleb,

719
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: fun fact, you could never be a pilot because you're

720
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: color blind. I remember at one point being told that, um, yeah, yeah,

721
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: what are some other things you can't do? Just kidding?

722
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 1: A hold on the phone man, We'll get your information

723
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: and send you to hear. If you want one of

724
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 1: those stickers, you can also hit us up at the

725
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: Jewelshow and h We'll let you know where you can

726
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: get one. There are dope though. We have a bunch

727
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: of cool stuff for the show. I'll go at the

728
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Yeah, the Jewelshow dot com or jewel Fresh

729
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: dot com or last Name Fresh dot com. Any will

730
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: direct you to merch The Jewel Show on demand only

731
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh six point one.

732
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst posted in the world today? My worst

733
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 1: person in the world today is people who vague book

734
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: ye vague book vague bookers. What is that vague booking

735
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: you're being very vague about. It's someone who like intentionally

736
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: posts a Facebook update that prompts our friends to ask

737
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: what's wrong? Oh okay? The ones that are like, I

738
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: can't believe this is going on right now, right, and

739
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: they just leave it at that. It's like a cry

740
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 1: for help, right, Yeah. I feel like it's people who

741
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: just want attention or comments or likes or people like

742
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: to be like, what's going on? I know you saw

743
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 1: the book. It's just annoying when people post a status

744
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: update and you can tell that they want attention and

745
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: people to respond to ask them what it means or

746
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: what's going on, instead of just either one not posting it.

747
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: That's probably the most important one. Very good point there,

748
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: alex One. You could just not post it, right. You

749
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: don't have to be like my world's falling apart right now? Yeah?

750
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: Or two just in the same update, just see what's

751
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: going on? Yeah, you know, it seems like more of

752
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: a prevalent thing when you're fourteen years old, because you

753
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: see like all those fourteen year old girls on Snapchat.

754
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: It will be like, don't at me, it's all going wrong,

755
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: but please don't at me. Don't ask collections, but also

756
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: everybody asked me how I'm doing please. Yeah, this is

757
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: an example of one I always knew this day would come. Sigh.

758
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: I guess you can't count on anyone, huh. That's those

759
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: are like a perfect example of vegue booking. And then

760
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: even half the time in the comments, they won't even

761
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: see what's going on. People will ask them and they'll

762
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: still be vague in the comments. Sometimes they'll talk about it,

763
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: but I feel like more times than not, when somebody

764
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: vague books, they're vegue booking in the comments section as well. Yeah,

765
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: and that's the thing is if you're gonna put that

766
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: out there and then people ask you because they want

767
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: to know, why don't you just say it? Because they're

768
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: vague bookers. They're being vague on purpose, they want attention.

769
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: That's the exact point. I guess, yea answering my question

770
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: very badly, That is the exact point. And like one

771
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: of the worst parts as well is that they'll have

772
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: Sanjo who's like their high school friend who just says, Oh,

773
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: don't worry, babe, you've got it. Whatever it is, you

774
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: can get through. Always that person. So yeah, yeah, it's

775
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: what's going on. You want to talk about it. No,

776
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: it's okay, this one's personal. Yeah. If it's personal, then

777
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: why did you share it with the world your status.

778
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that, like you can never

779
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 1: count on anyone, but it's fine. I don't want to

780
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: go into why. And then people always are speculating in

781
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: their comments too, like oh my god, is it about Brady?

782
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: Like no, even worse, and they never answer. Life is

783
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,959
Speaker 1: so precious. What a wake up call? What a wake

784
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: up I wonder what people like this who feel the

785
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: need to do it did before social media. Yeah. I

786
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: don't remember anybody ever coming up to you on the

787
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 1: street and be like everything is wrong and then walking

788
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: away social media they can just something walk outside, the

789
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: world's crumbling, don't ask me about it. But yeah, I

790
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: mean now they have an outlet. Another good one is

791
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: love being taken for granted. Oh yeah, and that's definitely

792
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: at someone that is in their friends Usually it is

793
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: towards someone who's on their friends list. Yeah, so it's

794
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: usually directed at somebody, but they don't want to actually

795
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: say their name or say what the problem is, but

796
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: they want to be public about it. Right. Basically like

797
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: a vague booker who wants to call out one of

798
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: their friends for not being a good friend for whatever reason,

799
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: but not saying it to their face. They say things

800
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: like this, A friendship goes both ways, and that's all

801
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: they put. A friendship goes both ways. And then the

802
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: friends are like commenting because they know they're talking about them,

803
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 1: and they're like, what's going on? Are you okay? I'm

804
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: here for you anytime you need me, And then the

805
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 1: vague bookers don't say anything back. They just heart it,

806
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: and then the person that it's about they might actually

807
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: cool that person out, and then they'll say, no, this

808
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: wasn't even about you. Why would you think it's about you?

809
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: Right right? And they're lying about it again because they're

810
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: big bookers, that's what they do. And then the worst

811
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: part is you like really want to know what they're

812
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: talking about, and then you like check back and check

813
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: back and they end up like never saying it. But

814
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: that's what they're going for. They want attention. Yeah, so

815
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: they want you to keep checking back and be like, oh,

816
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're going to actually say the name

817
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: of whoever let them down this time? It's working. We're intrigued,

818
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: Yes we are, I know but I don't ever comment

819
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: on those posts. So you should be a book about

820
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: big bookers. Yeah, you know who's like the worst people

821
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: in the world. Well yeah, so there you go. You

822
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: know who you are. You're the worst person in the

823
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,760
Speaker 1: world today. That was Alex's worst person in the world today.

824
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: That was Alex's worst person in the world. The Jewel

825
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits

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00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,879
Speaker 1: one oh six point one