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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Pray Mornings Fitness. This is Tom

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Speaker 1: um uh Tom, Yes can help you. Yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: a problem. This is Fitness. Were you looking to contact us? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I need to help Okay, how can I help you? Um?

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Speaker 1: I was working out and uh okay, yeah, and uh

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Speaker 1: I was doing some squats and then there to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. M hmmm uh and that and so

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Speaker 1: I did that. Are you all right? You sound distressed?

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Speaker 1: I am in distressed. Yes, thank you for noticing that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I need some help. Uh. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: if maybe I'm really embarrassed right now. So I'm wondering

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Speaker 1: if maybe you can keep a low profile, maybe you

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Speaker 1: could come help me out. Are you a member at

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Speaker 1: our gym? Yes? And I'm in the gym right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're in the gym. Okay? Where where in the gym?

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Speaker 1: Are you located? My game in the bathroom? And if

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Speaker 1: you get like I said, if you could keep it

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Speaker 1: a low profile, that'd be great. Um. I really could

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Speaker 1: use your help right now. Oh boy, the tough situation

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Speaker 1: to be in. Okay, well what is the situation? I

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Speaker 1: was doing squats earlier, so working on my legs yes,

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Speaker 1: and then I sat down and oh, no, you can't

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Speaker 1: get up, So I think, uh, legs are just a

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Speaker 1: little tired, but I need help in here doing that

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Speaker 1: and then also just kind of clean it up. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm not a hard time understanding this. You

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Speaker 1: did squats and now you're you're in the in the restroom.

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Speaker 1: I'm stuck on from the toilet, stuck on the toilet,

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Speaker 1: stuck on the toilet. Yeah, it sounds like your legs

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Speaker 1: might just be cramping. Oh yeah, come, come, come massage

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Speaker 1: my legs. Please, I guess not a please base Please.

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Speaker 1: I cannot, sir, I cannot massage your legs. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: I can't help you that way. I'm stuck. Help me

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Speaker 1: read through it and then you'll be able to stand

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Speaker 1: up your stuff on the toilet. Do you understand me?

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Speaker 1: You cramping? I'm gonna ladge a complaint. There's really no

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Speaker 1: reason to file a complaint. I think there is. Are

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Speaker 1: you the manager? Are you the manager? Are he's the manager? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager. I think there's a perfect reason to

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Speaker 1: lodge a complaint. I was doing squats at your tim wait,

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Speaker 1: did the toilet and I worked out my legs so

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Speaker 1: hard I can't stand up, and you won't come massage

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Speaker 1: the cramps out for me, so I could just get

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Speaker 1: up and wipe and be on my way. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: crawl up on the front desk and talk to you

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Speaker 1: right now unless you get in here. I am at

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Speaker 1: the front desk, and if you need to get to

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Speaker 1: the front desk, what I suggest is you take a

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Speaker 1: deep breath, you massage your own legs, you clean up yourself,

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Speaker 1: and you come here and speak. No, you're into the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: massage your legs and help you stand up from the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Are you prepared to work out too hard? Are you

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Speaker 1: prepared to have it angry customer crawling up to the

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Speaker 1: front desk with all dirt? Are you with his pants

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Speaker 1: around his ankles, screaming, Tom, what did you do to me?

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Speaker 1: Are you prepared for that? Because that's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay Tom. This is all your fault crawling

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Speaker 1: through your gym like that. No, that is not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me. You're not gonna crawl through this

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Speaker 1: gym naked. If you come out here without your pants on,

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Speaker 1: crawling and screaming through the gym. I will call the cops.

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Speaker 1: You'd call the cops on a guy with a dirty bum, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would if you're crawling naked through my gym with

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Speaker 1: a dirty absolutely with the naked with a dirty bum,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. If you're crawling naked with a dirty bump, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I will call the cops. Oh okay, that's too good

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Speaker 1: to know. And then I'll just clean up and get

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Speaker 1: out of here. Thanks for your time, appre Chad, what

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Speaker 1: the fuck? Oh? I'll actually also let you know this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Jewel Shore doing a phone prank on you. My bum

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Speaker 1: is not dirty, My god, and your co worker Jason

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Speaker 1: set you up. He said that you're to deal with

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Speaker 1: weird customers all the time and their complaints. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that is absolutely true. I've never had that one before, though.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks.