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Speaker 1: One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband

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Speaker 1: because he recently applied for a home equity line of credit.

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Speaker 1: He was nervous about what he'd be able to qualify for.

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Speaker 1: So we're going to match him with the most financially

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Speaker 1: reputable person on our show, Jose. He's going to be

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Speaker 1: our loan officer, and hopefully nothing distracts him from getting

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Speaker 1: the job done. That never happens. It's your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm cost Credit Union. Is this Barry Often?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hi? How are you? I'm doing well? Thanks. I'm calling

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Speaker 2: you today because you fill out an application for a

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Speaker 2: home equity line of credit with US. Yes, that's right. Well,

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Speaker 2: that's awesome. I know nowadays a lot of people need

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Speaker 2: that money right tackle projects improvements around the house. So

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to ask you some questions so we

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Speaker 2: can see what we're working with. Okay, sounds good. Well

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call here guys.

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Speaker 3: But wait, no way, guys, big birthday.

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Speaker 4: Gosh, what are you doing Margantina?

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Speaker 2: You guys are all behind this. Guys, I'm on a

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Speaker 2: business call. Can we do this in a little bit? No,

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Speaker 2: there's cake?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, Okay, I'll be right out. Didn't

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Speaker 2: you just speak here out? Well? Oh, I am so

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Speaker 2: sorry about that. I'm so embarrassed. Oh what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I guess happy birthday?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: It's my birthday. I'm not very subtle about it. I mean,

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Speaker 2: do you want to just call me back later? I'm

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Speaker 2: at my phone all day, No, sir, No, Look, we

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Speaker 2: have got to get back to your application. We have

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Speaker 2: to see what you qualify for. This is an exciting

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Speaker 2: time for you. It's not about me today, are you sure.

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Speaker 2: I I don't want to ruin anything. It's really not

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Speaker 2: a big deal. Absolutely, honestly. They can't need the whole

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Speaker 2: cake in ten minutes, right. So anyway, I saw you

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Speaker 2: put down on your form your shared household income. Is

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Speaker 2: that for this current year or was that last year's annual.

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Speaker 1: The last tax year?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's great. Based on what I'm seeing, you

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Speaker 2: should have no problem qualifying for a I'm really large, guys. No,

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Speaker 2: I just told you. I'm on a call.

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Speaker 3: We're done.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not done, guys. Hey, you got me though,

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Speaker 2: not see gus when coming. Anyway, I don't wish you

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Speaker 2: got this. Listen, okay, guys, listen to me to cut

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Speaker 2: the music. Cut the music, please, please, please please? I

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Speaker 2: told you guys, I'll come out when I'm ready. What No,

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Speaker 2: don't boot me. I'm the only one making money for

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Speaker 2: this company. Can I finish the call? Sorry about that again?

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Speaker 1: You could put me on mute or hold and if

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Speaker 1: you need a humanutes, well, if.

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Speaker 2: I knew it was coming, I may do that. I

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Speaker 2: just really seem to like you. I just go out

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Speaker 2: there and celebrate. I know, not a big deal. No,

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Speaker 2: I will, and they like me also because I'm really

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Speaker 2: good at my job. And so Marcantina probably need to

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Speaker 2: read the room a little bit, right, so I admitis sure? Okay, yuh. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: so I'm talking about efficiency. Where was I outcome last

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Speaker 2: year income? Yeah? So your shared household income? I think

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Speaker 2: with these numbers, if I can verify them, it just

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Speaker 2: can allow for a pretty big credit line. I mean,

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Speaker 2: which you could do a lot.

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Speaker 3: With John Lord.

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Speaker 2: I said, I want a freaking business, cop am I

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Speaker 2: they only want getting work done around here. Don't kill

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday. Meet, don't till yell Happy birthday.

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Speaker 4: Getting louder doesn't help. Damn music, shut it off. Maybe

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Speaker 4: we should celebrate with layouts instead. Yeah, get out of here.

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Speaker 4: Sorry about that. I had to put you on hold

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Speaker 4: real quick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I wasn't on the hold.

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Speaker 1: I heard all that.

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Speaker 2: Oh you heard that? Oh yeah, well that's that's unfortunate.

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Speaker 2: They are a good group of workers, though just not

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Speaker 2: great at listening. Right. You got my back on that.

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Speaker 2: Look I get at workplaces are tough. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 2: do swear to God if that door opens again, I

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Speaker 2: am going to get out of this chair and I

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Speaker 2: am going to go belt to ass on somebody. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it sounds like they want to do something nice for you.

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Speaker 2: Well it would be nice if they just listen to me,

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Speaker 2: let me finish my work. So anyway, back to your application,

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Speaker 2: it looks good. But my question is, has anyone ever

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Speaker 2: prank called you on the radio before? Because if you

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Speaker 2: have what, we could give you a bonus discount. Huh,

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Speaker 2: Because you're getting phone tap right now by a radio station.

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Speaker 2: What the hell is happening?

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Speaker 3: It's not a day.

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Speaker 2: Wife Michelle set you up. She said she wanted us

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Speaker 2: to prank you. Oh my god. She said your birthday

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Speaker 2: is coming up, but she wanted to three surprise party.

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Speaker 2: But we thought it would be way funnier if you

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Speaker 2: just had to listen to someone else's surprise party over

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Speaker 2: and over and over. That Happy birthday from Brooking Jeffrey Berry,

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Speaker 2: but you got denied that loan. All right, I gotta

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Speaker 2: hang up now, Okay, week up. Every morning was funk

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Speaker 2: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,