Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tappen.
Speaker 2: All right, Danielle, what's it all about?
Speaker 1: All right, Sir Tracy is tapping her grandma Irene, because
Speaker 1: grandma goes to the grocery store and she samples, but
Speaker 1: she never buys. And so I'm calling to say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gotta stop.
Speaker 2: You're good at calling from the grocery store and yelling
Speaker 2: at old people. You do have a history of doing
Speaker 2: the I know, I know Grandpa last time. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: who should I call and irritate? Now happened an old person?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Danielle's calling an old person.
Speaker 2: Phone track.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm looking for Irene Bergier please, that's me, Hi, Irene.
Speaker 3: This is Leslie from Yeah Rush. I'm calling you because
Speaker 3: we're having a little problem with you.
Speaker 4: What problem?
Speaker 3: You've been coming in every single day sampling the food
Speaker 3: and not buying anything.
Speaker 4: Oh I mean it was a better food, I might
Speaker 4: buy it.
Speaker 2: You haven't liked anything.
Speaker 4: I gotta be honest with you. Your chef.
Speaker 3: You need to improving, okay, but every day it's a
Speaker 3: different chef. Like for example, on the twenty sixth, you
Speaker 3: came in and you sampled the cheese puffs on the
Speaker 3: twenty eighth, the pigs in a blanket and the small
Speaker 3: keysch was sampled the next day.
Speaker 4: Oh wait a second, how do you even know that
Speaker 4: it was me? And how do you get my telephone though?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: First of all, we have you on surveillance, okay, And
Speaker 3: second of all, you entered the win six months supply
Speaker 3: of Swedish meatballs contest. Yeah, and so I got your
Speaker 3: information from that.
Speaker 4: So you consider taking the samples. That's the ceiling, and
Speaker 4: you've got the cameras focused on that. But when people
Speaker 4: are actually stealing things, and they're putting things in their
Speaker 4: pants and they're actually shop lifting, that you don't consider stealing.
Speaker 3: What's the difference you shove the cheese puff in your mouth.
Speaker 3: What's the difference between shoving and your pants and your mouth.
Speaker 3: There's no difference.
Speaker 4: To me.
Speaker 3: I would like you to come in and maybe while
Speaker 3: you're buying your toilet paper, buying your cat food, you
Speaker 3: dent your cream. Maybe while you're doing that, you have
Speaker 3: a little pig and a blanket. Every now and then,
Speaker 3: but not every day, come in my store, stuff a
Speaker 3: key down, you throw and then walk out and don't
Speaker 3: buy anything.
Speaker 2: You're a thief.
Speaker 4: Oh here, you talk to me that way? Is that
Speaker 4: the way you talk to your own grandmother?
Speaker 2: You're not my grandmother?
Speaker 4: Well you should be ashamed to yourself.
Speaker 2: I think it's hysterical how you old people try to
Speaker 2: use I'm old. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Stucking that rabbish in my pocket. I don't remember taking
Speaker 3: a pick in the blanket and eating it. I mean, please,
Speaker 3: the old thing.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I'm telling you. I'm not old, I know,
Speaker 4: but I know which store you're call him Trump and
Speaker 4: I And if if I ever see you all, Ralph,
Speaker 4: you'll remember me for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh what are you gonna do? If you see me?
Speaker 2: You serious?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Why would I be serious?
Speaker 2: Well, you're like one hundred and six? What are you
Speaker 2: gonna do?
Speaker 4: You wait to you my age, girly, because I'm too
Speaker 4: too old. I'm still young enough to show you how
Speaker 4: good I can move, you bitch? Don't you ever call
Speaker 4: this number? Can? I'll report you? Hello?
Speaker 2: I think we got disconnected.
Speaker 4: You pulled me in. I told you not to call me.
Speaker 3: Okay, and so I told you not to eat samples
Speaker 3: from my store. And you don't listen to me, so
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna listen to you.
Speaker 4: They're free samples. If you ever paid for a free sample, No.
Speaker 2: I have that my bar a free sample, but doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: You're expecting me to pay for a free sam?
Speaker 2: Are you like a squirrel? You stuck it up in
Speaker 2: your cheeks?
Speaker 4: What the hell? If your boss knew, I'm sure that
Speaker 4: you're you're not going home the store. You're just some
Speaker 4: being honest, run in the place, whatever. And the man
Speaker 4: just knew that you're alien Maaden a twenty year customer,
Speaker 4: he would fire you in off minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, poly, you don't.
Speaker 4: Understand the concept of loyalty. I'm surprised is loyal to you,
Speaker 4: and you're supposed to be loyal to the customers. You
Speaker 4: should be the one that should begin a call from
Speaker 4: your boss like this telling you that you've made a
Speaker 4: big mistake and that you shouldn't ever talk to any
Speaker 4: of the customers this way again.
Speaker 2: With all the that you eat, I'm surprised we're not
Speaker 2: out of business already.
Speaker 4: Exactly, that's stuff that you got it. You should be
Speaker 4: happy that I eat that, because if it's so good,
Speaker 4: it wouldn't have to be a free sample. I mean,
Speaker 4: you've been working the probably been there what like a week,
Speaker 4: and you think you know everything. I read some people
Speaker 4: you think you know everything. After a week you know
Speaker 4: everything and the old people know nothing. You got your
Speaker 4: way and you know and how you're going to run thing.
Speaker 3: Hey, this is just a phone tap. My name is
Speaker 3: Danielle Narrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And
Speaker 3: your granddaughter Tracy is playing a joke on you.
Speaker 4: What it's crazy you do. He's trying to give me
Speaker 4: a heart attack.
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