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Speaker 1: What's up the Internet? And welcome to this edition of

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Speaker 1: Remember that character from nine o two one know what

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Speaker 1: was her name? Trendo Walsh, Yeah, boy as Shannon Doherty's character. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's written about to tay what's trending? I'm Miles and

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Speaker 1: that is who's that? Hello? Hello, back year, my first

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Speaker 1: on the pod in the New year. There you go.

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Speaker 1: You got your air brush Bodiqua T shirt on you

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Speaker 1: know web day? You know what's up to all? Y'all?

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Speaker 1: You know I'm feeling you on a live stream I

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Speaker 1: did yesterday. I it's a stupid I made a stupid joke.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find my phone and I said, this either

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Speaker 1: is my favorite Puerto Rican food or I don't know

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Speaker 1: what's going on because where my phone go? Uh So

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Speaker 1: I gotta go, y'all. That's been it for me and

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Speaker 1: I'm out of here. End up doing that. Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of jealous because I used to live closer to

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Speaker 1: Anna and there's this my phone place that I would

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Speaker 1: go to, and I know she's been I know she's

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Speaker 1: been hitting it up. I see. I saw her post

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Speaker 1: pictures and I missed that place. Anyway, you Puerto Rican

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Speaker 1: spot here. I mean, I don't know if it's good

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Speaker 1: because it's in from Essex Market. No, it's in Manhattan,

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Speaker 1: but market is very you know it's I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you don't know, you don't live there, but it's like,

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Speaker 1: you know basic, It's like there's a funch of stuff

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Speaker 1: in there. Um, but I'm eager to try. It looked

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Speaker 1: really yummy. I just didn't have the chance. Y'all please

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Speaker 1: give us tips the best just we were always trying

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Speaker 1: to eat eat well on this show. Um. But let's

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Speaker 1: talk about what's trending. First up is The Secret Service.

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Speaker 1: Why well, you know this whole week we've been talking

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Speaker 1: about and we'll talk about it more. Tomorrow's full episode

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Speaker 1: is Joe Byron Oh Senile man himself. He's been at

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Speaker 1: these loose documents everywhere, uh, and things have been popping up.

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Speaker 1: The first batch I think popped up in November, and

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Speaker 1: then we found out recently has some ship in his garage.

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Speaker 1: So rather than being like, yeah, it looks like this

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Speaker 1: old dude is sloppy as funk with these documents too,

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Speaker 1: there's like these libs on fucking Twitter who are like

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Speaker 1: it was the Secret Service. They're setting him up right,

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Speaker 1: after the Republicans stakehouse. I mean it could be, but like,

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Speaker 1: either way, I don't I don't need to like bend

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Speaker 1: my mind into pretzels like that when I already accept

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Speaker 1: the fact that he is an elder who's probably it's

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Speaker 1: like a why is anyone letting him prittan anything? It's

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Speaker 1: gonna get lost sticking with him. He probably folded it up,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He probably spit his gumming

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Speaker 1: and put in his pocket. I don't know either way,

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Speaker 1: it's just funny to see like all the back and forth,

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Speaker 1: like this is nothing like what Donald Trump dude, which

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Speaker 1: is true, but it's also curious. Yeah, it looks like

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Speaker 1: people are sloppy as ship. We should we should actually

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Speaker 1: figure out how to make more secure. But I feel

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Speaker 1: like the Secret Service, famously during the Trump administration hated Trump.

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like there's a lot of stories basically

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Speaker 1: being like the Secret Service does not like Trump. So

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Speaker 1: I don't know why they would be against Biden in

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Speaker 1: this situation. Well, there's a lot of old there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of anything, you know, the law enforce and types.

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Speaker 1: They tend to like the message that Trump was putting down,

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Speaker 1: you know, based on what I've seen out there, But yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's an ongoing story which we will see people try

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Speaker 1: to meet these equivocations because they're bored. Um. The next

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Speaker 1: thing is trending is Lisa Marie Presley. What's so wild?

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Speaker 1: I saw her name trending right so I when I

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Speaker 1: Golden Globes red carpet talking about how Austin but she's like,

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Speaker 1: optimal energetically there. And then we just found out she

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Speaker 1: going again. But like, now, what the fucking wild ship

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Speaker 1: is on top of like Elvis fans and Lisa Marie

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Speaker 1: well wishers are like, oh my god, you know she's

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Speaker 1: people now being like, oh wow, another full long cardiac

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Speaker 1: it's nothing to do with COVID. Well, look, it's all

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Speaker 1: just made that up for the purposes of not being

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Speaker 1: wrong in this exchange of information. And I'll say that

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Speaker 1: I'll continue to fart the whole time. Well wishes to

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Speaker 1: Lisa Marie Presley. Hope she makes a speedy and full recovery. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pretending to be Austin Butler wishing her well like this

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Speaker 1: is how Austin. I'll like, nah, look too fast. I know.

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Speaker 1: want to laugh at the student's back like joke that

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Speaker 1: you should be like, no, y'all can't be saying that,

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Speaker 1: and rather than just be like okay, y'all are too much,

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Speaker 1: and they were like, see you didn't you didn't get mad.

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Speaker 1: You didn't get mad. You like that, Mr greg Um,

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what that is how I feel. Yeah, um

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Speaker 1: in fucking outrage and fucking angering news. Keenan Anderson, who

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Speaker 1: was a thirty one year old English teacher. He was

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Speaker 1: in a traffic accident in Venice, California, flagged down a

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Speaker 1: to death. The l A p D have already killed

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Speaker 1: three people this year. It is January twelve, so we're

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Speaker 1: on a every four days average right now. Um. Not

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Speaker 1: to mention that two was a record high for police killings.

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Speaker 1: Like I was so disoriented and I was just like

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Speaker 1: they just recently changed their policy to say, like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you're off duty with your service weapon on you,

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Speaker 1: you can't get drunk because they've had so many problems

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Speaker 1: exactly why we need real police reform, uh and actual

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Speaker 1: for people saying words like diversity, equity, inclusion. I'm not

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Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. We're back, Tucker Carlson, Alex,

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Speaker 1: know it's not the game. They want to play the

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Speaker 1: game to get the money. To get the cloud whatever

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I'm preaching to the choir,

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Speaker 1: but you know, wear a mask because the ship is

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Speaker 1: out there still. Uh. And also, don't do another about

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Speaker 1: white supremacy, massage, any homophobia, none of that nonsense. You know.

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