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Speaker 1: No fuck better than they say. These are the radio

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Speaker 1: blogs on the Fresh Show.

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Speaker 2: It's like running in our diaries, except we say I'm

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Speaker 2: allowed to call the blogs guys. I have a problem,

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Speaker 2: uh deer' that's the understatement of the century. I have

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Speaker 2: a problem. I have lots of problems, deer blog. So

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Speaker 2: you guys know, I'm a bachelor. I live alone. I

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Speaker 2: order a lot of delivery food. I do buy like

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Speaker 2: apples and bananas and like sandwich stuff, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean, But like I have some eggs, you know.

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Speaker 2: But for the most part, I just order food when

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Speaker 2: I want it because and people argue with me all

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Speaker 2: the time about this, but I know it's more expensive

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Speaker 2: than groceries. But and I know that that when you

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Speaker 2: make the food yourself, it's healthier, which is why I

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Speaker 2: try and make some meals myself. But for the most part,

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Speaker 2: for one person, I mean, if I buy a lot

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Speaker 2: of groceries whatever, a lot of it goes to waste

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Speaker 2: because it's just one person. And I don't like to

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Speaker 2: cook a bunch of food and then eat the same

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Speaker 2: thing for a week.

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Speaker 1: You guys have heard me go through this before. So

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Speaker 1: I order a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Food and lately, I've been on this Jet's pizza kick,

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Speaker 2: which Kaylin introduced me to. I don't think I've had

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Speaker 2: Jets pizza before I met Kaylin. Jets pizza is delicious.

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Speaker 2: They call it Detroit Style is delicious, and I've ordered

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Speaker 2: it more.

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Speaker 1: Times than I'd like to admit lately. A Jets pizza

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Speaker 1: cake is a wild thing to be on. It is.

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Speaker 2: They actually have a very good I get a salad

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Speaker 2: as well. The salad is very good. I like the salad.

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Speaker 2: I do eat the salad.

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Speaker 1: I sometimes it doesn't get touched.

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Speaker 2: Now I do pour the entire bottle of ranch on

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Speaker 2: top of another whole.

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Speaker 1: You get the squeez bottle.

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Speaker 2: Who doesn't have a squeeze bottle of ranch? Jets, what

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Speaker 2: are you doing? I gotta make sure not living if

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Speaker 2: you're not doing that. But anyway, so the problem here,

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Speaker 2: it lies the problem. I usually order from one of

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Speaker 2: the delivery services and it's expensive. Can they add to

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Speaker 2: it whatever? And so the last time I looked at

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Speaker 2: the flyer that came on a little bah and it

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Speaker 2: said order from the website and it's cheaper basically, and

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Speaker 2: it is a little cheaper. The problem is that you

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Speaker 2: wind up ordering from the same location, because if you

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Speaker 2: order from door dash, I don't know where you're getting it.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea where you're getting this Jets Pizza from.

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Speaker 2: It could be from anywhere. I don't doesn't matter. You

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Speaker 2: might get in you know, Peoria.

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Speaker 1: And drive it up.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where you're getting to Jets Pizza from.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what location. And I'll never I've never

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Speaker 2: seen the same delivery driver twice, right because the time, well,

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Speaker 2: this location only has apparently one man who delivers the food.

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Speaker 2: So let's just say hypothetically, I've ordered Jets Pizza three

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Speaker 2: times in two weeks. Let's just say hypothetically, every time

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Speaker 2: I open the door, it's the same dude they handed

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Speaker 2: me to pizza. And so finally, this last time I go,

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Speaker 2: I need to not do this anymore because I you

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Speaker 2: and I know we're on a first name basis. Now

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Speaker 2: you and I and you know what a fat person

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Speaker 2: I am. And unlike the other people that drop the food,

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Speaker 2: I don't have to interact with you or no you,

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Speaker 2: but now I know this man, it's a problem. I

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Speaker 2: don't know that I can do it anymore. I don't

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Speaker 2: think I can order from I think I may have

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Speaker 2: to go back to the delivery service because I feel judged,

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Speaker 2: I feel self conscious. I don't need to be on

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Speaker 2: a first name basis with the pizza delivery guy because

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Speaker 2: all that says is I'm ordering too much of it.

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Speaker 2: I'm eating too much pizza.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. We have one by our house and

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Speaker 3: I walk there because it makes me feel better about

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Speaker 3: getting the pizza. And there was one low week a

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Speaker 3: few weeks back that I may have gone three times

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Speaker 3: in one week, and I brought our dog really with

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Speaker 3: me every time, so they for sure knew who it was.

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Speaker 3: And it was the same people every time, and I

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Speaker 3: had to work through it. I was embarrassed as well.

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Speaker 2: It's just like the third time I answered the door

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Speaker 2: and there's this guy and he's yet speech. That's what

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Speaker 2: he says every time I opened the door.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, Hi, that's when you talk to your

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Speaker 3: fake wife and kids like you usually do and say,

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Speaker 3: you know, I didn't want it, but they insisted.

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Speaker 2: You know, I've been known to do that if they

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Speaker 2: had me, like four bags for just me, and it's

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Speaker 2: like they just keep handing me food and I'm like, honey,

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Speaker 2: get the kid.

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Speaker 1: I'm really dramatic.

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Speaker 3: About right, Gus, like, why are you so meteorites?

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Speaker 1: I'm terrible to my not existent family. I said, you

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Speaker 1: a kid, right, this is not for me. The jets

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Speaker 1: is here. Damn it. My trainer's listening right now. Damn it.

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Speaker 1: He goes.

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Speaker 2: Next, this is getting body by Gideon, my personal trainer.

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Speaker 2: He says, Next time, I'll deliver the pizza. Let's see

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Speaker 2: how that works for you.

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Speaker 3: You're getting the califlower crust, though, aren't you.

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Speaker 2: I get the air pizza. Yeah it's air, right you are, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's exactly. I get a salad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you miss that. I do eat The sound is

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Speaker 1: good a salad.

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Speaker 2: Do your deliveries like a normal person, and don't make

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Speaker 2: any human contact like I'm like, put the pizza on

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Speaker 2: the floor and play the little video like they did

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Speaker 2: at home alone, like gunshots from the door, like run away.

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Speaker 1: From my new I don't want to see you. But

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Speaker 1: now I'm on a first basis with the man. I

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Speaker 1: cannot answer the door for the man. I know the man.

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Speaker 1: He's showed me picture his children. I feel judged.

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Speaker 2: It's much easier to be incognito with the delivery food,

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Speaker 2: like I don't. I don't need Have you ever ordered

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Speaker 2: this is the worst you want to feel judged? Have

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Speaker 2: you ever ordered two things?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever ordered like, I don't know, pizza and

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Speaker 2: then you order it and like ten minutes later you're like, man,

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Speaker 2: you know what would be great? It is like some

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Speaker 2: ice cream to eat after that? And so then you

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Speaker 2: order it. And if you don't order it like in

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Speaker 2: like right away, then you might get two drivers. Because

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Speaker 2: sometimes they'll like team it up, so the same guy,

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Speaker 2: like for efficiency, the same guy brings you in. But

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Speaker 2: then I've done it where I didn't do that, and

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Speaker 2: then there are two men standing at my door with

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Speaker 2: two bags of like different bags of gluttony.

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Speaker 1: Humiliated. Yeah, you never had that happen. You got to

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Speaker 1: draw the line. You got to order it to your

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Speaker 1: next door neighbor's house. Duh. That's a good idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: before they get over there. But you stagger it. Let's

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Speaker 1: just say I'm the same man. Could I do it?

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Speaker 1: Put like a what do you do?

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Speaker 3: You run?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You run on the hall and your tidy whities to

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Speaker 3: get your whatever, your Ben and Jerry.

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Speaker 2: This is just it's just it's just not good. It's

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Speaker 2: not good and I just I don't know. It's this

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Speaker 2: is the this is the plight of being me, I guess.

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Speaker 2: But the man judged me. He judges me now, my

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Speaker 2: trainer knows. God people listen to this when I