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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: Hi Bessies, Hi, no uh hi, how's it going? Happy

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Speaker 1: Tuesday night when you're getting this, maybe Wednesday morning when

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Speaker 1: you're listening to this. Oh, we're deep into week four

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Speaker 1: of the pod. Guys, thank you so much for listening.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you get on that Instagram. We have a

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Speaker 1: private Instagram account, Nikki Glazer Pod. You can request access

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Speaker 1: and then if you start getting creepy, we'll uh boot

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Speaker 1: you out. But it's a fun time over there between

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Speaker 1: you and me. Noah, I feel free to post on there.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like my like, um fin stuff, what like

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Speaker 1: fake Instagram that's just to have where they would post

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Speaker 1: like it. It's kind of like a before close friends

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Speaker 1: or whatever, you know, where they would let you like

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Speaker 1: only post things for your close friends. Um, you would

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Speaker 1: post like hot pictures to yourself and then all your

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Speaker 1: girlfriends could be like, you look so hot, and it

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Speaker 1: was like for you to just like put out stuff

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't put on your regular one. Um. Yeah, yesterday

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Speaker 1: I put a video. I was just like in a

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Speaker 1: bikini because we were at the pool after we recorded,

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Speaker 1: and then there was some funny content and I was

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Speaker 1: happy to be in a bikini and I just didn't

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Speaker 1: want to put on shorts and something to like make it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I really struggle with putting bikini stuff

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. Because I was talking to my spray tan

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Speaker 1: lady who came over yesterday because she has like an

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Speaker 1: Because she goes, are your followers mostly men? And I go, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's like in six men, no no joke, like no

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Speaker 1: pun intended. And I don't put on my regular account

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Speaker 1: and I don't put up like, you know, thought pictures

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Speaker 1: and I said that there I go. She goes minus

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Speaker 1: And I was like, nothing wrong with that. I actually

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Speaker 1: think I'm getting into it on my other account, not

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Speaker 1: because I want the fire emojis and I want everyone

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Speaker 1: to tell me how hot I am, but because who cares.

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Speaker 1: It's like I'm like not, I have this like deep

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Speaker 1: inner shame to be like perceived as sexy or like,

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Speaker 1: because if you're sexy, that means you must be trying

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Speaker 1: to be sexy and the only okay, sexiness is one

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Speaker 1: where you're like, she doesn't even know she's sexy, and

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Speaker 1: then everyone allows you to be sexy in that way,

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Speaker 1: like it's like borderline it is that you can't. I mean,

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Speaker 1: to be something and perceived a certain way. But there's

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Speaker 1: like this. Men don't seem to have a problem with

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Speaker 1: women being sexy and like flaunting it. I mean, yes,

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Speaker 1: a lot of them are like they always have dumb

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Speaker 1: captions and then their chips are out. It's like, why

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Speaker 1: are you following them? You're the problem. But most of

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Speaker 1: the time it's other women who are like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is so sad and desperate, look at her, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, screenshots share it with my friends to like

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Speaker 1: talk about her. When in reality, and I've talked about

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Speaker 1: this before, whether or not you want to do that,

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Speaker 1: there's a small part of you that is angry because

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Speaker 1: you can't do it, not because you're fat, or because

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Speaker 1: you don't like your body, or because you know it

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Speaker 1: may be because of that you don't like your body,

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Speaker 1: you would never do it, and so you do. You

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Speaker 1: have deep resentments for anyone who doesn't have a problem

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Speaker 1: with your body. But that's it. It's like when I

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Speaker 1: jealous of the freedom they have to control the narrative

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Speaker 1: as someone calling me a horror, thinking I'm a horror,

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Speaker 1: making me feel like, oh, people guys only like your

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Speaker 1: comedy because they want to fuck you, And then that

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Speaker 1: makes me believe that, and then it makes me obsessed

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Speaker 1: with my looks because I don't want people to stop

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Speaker 1: liking my comedy. It's just all it's just so stupid.

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Speaker 1: And anyway, I put a video up yesterday and it

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Speaker 1: was funnier than it was sexy, for sure, but I

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Speaker 1: something I would normally post um. It was a very

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Speaker 1: nice bikini. It's Carlyles, It's from Target. Nice, it's like

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Speaker 1: to come out here. Sorry, Kerson, who's listening. You went

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Speaker 1: Target for the win, a Target swimsuit that I stole

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Speaker 1: from Carlisle for the wind. Carlile forresto follow her. She

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Speaker 1: does a great prayer of Sulton impression that she's has

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Speaker 1: online right now. Um. My point is that I'm struggling

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Speaker 1: with being perceived as sexy because I've been I've had

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Speaker 1: a lot of people in my past. Um, A common

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Speaker 1: thing that I hear is Nikki, no more sexy for you.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna let's just do comedy. You're funny. No, we're

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Speaker 1: not doing sexy for you anymore. Whether it was on

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Speaker 1: my show Not Safe, in which I had just gotten

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Speaker 1: it was super sexy, I got to stressed like a

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Speaker 1: like a Barbie doll. Was really fun. It was exhausting

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable heels and stuff, but you do feel like sexy

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Speaker 1: and cool and fun. And then it went to not safe,

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Speaker 1: let's get away from let's just be the girl next door,

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Speaker 1: which turns out to look like a girl without makeup

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Speaker 1: period of my life. Um, I really I'm looking into

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Speaker 1: having all the pictures from my not Safe promo wiped

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Speaker 1: from the internet because I just don't like my face,

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Speaker 1: or my hair or my just style or anything. But

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Speaker 1: I was trying to appease people who wanted me to

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Speaker 1: not be sexy anymore. I've also had uh other like

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Speaker 1: that's it's such like it's a look. It looks like

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Speaker 1: you're trying. Thank you. It looks like you're trying, and

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Speaker 1: we don't need to do that anymore. Let's and it's

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Speaker 1: and I've always fallen for it, and I've gone, you

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Speaker 1: that's true, but I'm not gonna be First of all,

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Speaker 1: all these people telling me this are in relationships. I'm single,

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Speaker 1: and I understand that, like the way to find a

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Speaker 1: but it kind of is. You've read the book Getting

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Speaker 1: Too I Do, which, by the way, Noah, I told.

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Speaker 1: I told a couple of people I told this. I

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Speaker 1: told one girl on the island about this book. She

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Speaker 1: was just breaking up with her boyfriend, uh like of

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Speaker 1: and she was really sad they broke up. And I go,

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Speaker 1: you need to read this. I go, he's not the one,

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Speaker 1: but read Getting Too I Do, and I go, I

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Speaker 1: had no idea about female and masculine energy in a relationship,

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Speaker 1: the yin and yang. And if this is all sounding

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Speaker 1: very foreign to you, pick up the book Getting Too

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Speaker 1: I Do by Dr Patt Allen. Or you can listen

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Speaker 1: to Sex with Emily. She had a really great episode

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Speaker 1: on that that we listened to. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: would love for you to link the episode in our

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Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer pod that was a really good one. Let's

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Speaker 1: let's look up what it was called. But that book,

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Speaker 1: so I just gave her the brief synopsis of it. Noah,

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Speaker 1: this is a wild so I just go listen and

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Speaker 1: if you don't know what I'm talking about, seriously get

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Speaker 1: the book getting too, I do, or listen to the

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Speaker 1: podcast that Noah is going to post on our Nikki

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Speaker 1: Glaser pod story. It was her best of best of

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Speaker 1: Hotter Deeper Sex with John Wineland from March Wineland March

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Speaker 1: three Sex with Emily podcast. It really gives like a

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Speaker 1: synopsis of of the whole I would say, very true

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Speaker 1: theory that has worked for many of my friends that

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Speaker 1: is presented in this book that Whitney Cummings originally um

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Speaker 1: It has changed two of my best friends relationships so massively.

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Speaker 1: so like happy and jealous for as them. But so

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Speaker 1: we're the feminist, you know. The feminist movement has taught

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Speaker 1: because I'm really Yin and Yang. Yeah, so Yin being

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Speaker 1: is because I can't really figure out which one I am.

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Speaker 1: But once I lock into it and I find someone

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Speaker 1: if they ever reverse, I reverse with them so we're

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Speaker 1: never the same, that it will be a healthy relationship

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Speaker 1: that can last forever. Anyway, I just barely drew this

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Speaker 1: my own insecurity about people thinking I'm high, and now

426
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: I just I'm like, no, I need my medicine some days,

427
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,719
Speaker 1: and I don't care if people see me like an

428
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: apple one of my and I buy these apples to

429
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 1: make pipes out of. And yesterday Andrew aid an apple,

430
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 1: and I go, did you eat one of my pipes? Now?

431
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 1: They're just pipes, a pipe and day keeps the doctor away.

432
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: That's what apples are to me. I haven't eaten an apple.

433
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 1: I've smoked out of literally thirty apples since I've been here,

434
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: and make a new one every day. Um, but the

435
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: last night the wrap party, I decided to like, uh,

436
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: Andrew went before me. I decided to dress in clothes

437
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: that I haven't been able to cut, clothes I haven't

438
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 1: been to wear on TV because they're all like light

439
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: colored and white doesn't work on camera as well. So

440
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: I wore this dressed in short shorts and like fun

441
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 1: sneakers because I wanted to dance my little butt off

442
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 1: and like a cute top and like I had like

443
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 1: my hair was still like I hadn't been clean since

444
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: I was at the pool earlier. It was just like

445
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,439
Speaker 1: big and frizzy and like lots of girls. And I

446
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 1: was coming down it's this long boardwalk leading up into

447
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 1: the party, and Andrew was already there. And I see

448
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: Andrew and my friend Robin, and I'm like yo yo yo,

449
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: like dancing kind of like ah see you. Like I'm

450
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: walking up alone to this huge party down this boardwalk,

451
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: and Robin, my friend, is like waving at me like yeah,

452
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: and Andrew's just kind of like he's making this. I

453
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 1: like realized that he didn't know it was me, and

454
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: I could see that he was like almost like getting nervous,

455
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: like who's this new girl? Like wait, what's going on here,

456
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: like I saw his male energy like hormones, like kind

457
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 1: of pulsing because he thought it was like a new

458
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: girl coming in and I and I literally realized that.

459
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, Andrew thinks that I'm like

460
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: a new like a hot baby he can hit on

461
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: because I looked different. And so I started dancing wacky

462
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: so Andrew would know, like, don't sexualize me. Like I

463
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: literally started doing like a jig because I'm like, it's me, Andrew.

464
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: It literally was this moment in a podcast yesterday when

465
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 1: I said that the guy the brother sees his sister

466
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: and it swimsuit and it's like damn. And then he

467
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: was like we left. We laughed so hard because I

468
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: got up there and Andrew's like, I didn't know it

469
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: was you. And I was like, oh no, and he

470
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 1: was like I go, who's this? What did you say?

471
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just like, who's this hot

472
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: new blonde, like this fun little blonde coming to the

473
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: party and little Oh my god, I've never been a

474
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: little of my life. She kept getting closer and the

475
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 1: closing and more foreboding and more angry at you for yeah,

476
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: I'm eating all my pipes oh dude. It was such

477
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: a funny moment though, because literally, for five seconds, I

478
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 1: never wanted to fund someone more for for that doc boy, Well,

479
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: the way that a woman feels on the other side

480
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: of Andrews like nervous, I want to fuck you energy

481
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: from afar, like, well, I've been around it so much

482
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 1: that I know it, Like I know, like I've been

483
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 1: around it when it's happening to other women where he

484
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,479
Speaker 1: gets like kind of like quiet and like kind of

485
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 1: like looks and like it's kind of swaying back and

486
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: forth and like trying to be like, wait, who is that?

487
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm looking, but I'm not looking because I'm cool,

488
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: and like I knew it instantly. It was so funny

489
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,360
Speaker 1: because did you notice I started doing a jig as

490
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: soon as I sensed that like sexual energy, righty, my

491
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: boy's got some sexual eyes. No, it's just like because

492
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: you when you see me, you're usually like yo yo,

493
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: you know at this time you were just like licking

494
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: my lip. Yeah. No, But it was so fun last

495
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 1: night because I I did lean into dressing like not sexy,

496
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: but just like young and fun in a way that

497
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: I haven't dressed on set, and I was like fuck it,

498
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just like lean into wearing really short shorts

499
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: and like this shirt that's too tight. It was fun

500
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: if it turned me. And then we danced all night long,

501
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: and we were dancing so sexy I was. I was

502
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: literally like grind not grinding, but I was twerking up

503
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:13,479
Speaker 1: against the doc uh railing because I didn't want any

504
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: guys to like try to insert themselves behind me as

505
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: I was working. But my friend Robin taught me like

506
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: Caribbean dances and we were just like it was so

507
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 1: freaking fun to dance and like and dance with girls

508
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: and like guys who are friends with and have no

509
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: like I hate dancing because I don't like when men

510
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: are like yeah, but this was the way to dance.

511
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: It was like sexy, and it was for me coming

512
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: back to what I was saying before, like I was

513
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,239
Speaker 1: being sexy because I felt sexy and it made me

514
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: feel good. It wasn't like yeay, men want to fuck

515
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: me and so I'm going to feel better about myself.

516
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, I can be sexual and feel

517
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: like almost sexual for myself. That's funny that you talk

518
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: about dancing like that, because you know I could keep

519
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 1: a rhythm somewhat well where like I it's it's like

520
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: you didn't know me, come on, just hear me out.

521
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,239
Speaker 1: I could move my hips a little bit where if

522
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: you didn't know me, you go, oh, that's kind of

523
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: like an attractive man dancing. But I always lean into

524
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: dancing so silly because I don't want people to think

525
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: you're serious yet that I'm trying so but last night

526
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: I actually tried back to because when I used to

527
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: go on cruises, I would like gyrate in a way

528
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: where I knew it would get women's attention really without

529
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: being silly. I would like dance sexy. Oh my god,

530
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: did it get people's attention? No? No, not at all, No, no, no,

531
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: A little bit like but like I just felt it's funny.

532
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: I like felt free enough to try to, like I

533
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: look somewhat like I didn't see her dancing, um, but

534
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: I was doing the same thing. Like when I would

535
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: catch someone watching that I was trying to get their

536
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: eye would be like, Okay, I'm gonna get like a

537
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: little strippery here. Who cares? And there's nothing wrong with it.

538
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: It's like, my biggest fear is like someone being like

539
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: Nikki's trying to look sexy and she looks ridiculous. But

540
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: I was also like i'd be I'm I am like

541
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: sexy and like I do I know that I do

542
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: a good job when like, uh, I'm when I'm one

543
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: on one with someone, I can be very like I've been, like,

544
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: you know, lightly hooking up a little bit here and

545
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: there if you haven't been able to catch the hints

546
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 1: on the show, and I'm are I'm in that. Like

547
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: when I'm hooking up, I am like a sexual being

548
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: and much more free with my body than like the

549
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: years I spent um being never been kissed. Threw barrymore

550
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: two thou three whatever that I mean. Yeah, I was

551
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 1: grinding with a chair last night. I used to be

552
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 1: a move and my buddy Chris Hill, we would bring

553
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: out a chair, just any chair, and we're thrown in

554
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: the middle of the dance floor to get attention because

555
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: and everyone would circle around, and then we would grind

556
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: with the chair and like fuck the chair and like

557
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: and then I would pull the chair over and spoon

558
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: with it, cry and hold it, cry and hold it

559
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: like yeah, and let's get to the news. Yeah, let's

560
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: get to the news. Thoughts. Oh boy, hope everyone's having

561
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: a really fun time out there. I'm not being sarcastic

562
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: at all. I really want you guys to enjoy your

563
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: life and have a great day. Um also have all

564
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: the swells. Am I talking like it sounds sarcastic? Yes?

565
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: But am I being sarcastic? No? Alright, great stories Today,

566
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: A twenty three year old woman who only grew one

567
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: breast says she refused a free boob job because she

568
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be fixed. Wow, Andrew, I gotta applaud

569
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: you on the delivery of that story. It sounded like

570
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: a story. It wasn't just like mush from the last

571
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: sentence that really didn't connect. So people are like, is

572
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: he telling a new story? Like? It was perfect? Thank

573
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: you air. By the end of the story, I wait,

574
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: So this woman was born with one breast. She was

575
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: born with one breast? Oh no, no, no, no no, I'm sorry.

576
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: She was born with one a two breasts. One was

577
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: a D and one's an A. It's called Poland syndrome

578
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: when one breast is dumber than the other. Polish joke. Okay,

579
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: uh one suffering horrible teasing at school. Now, she hopes

580
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: to inspire other women to speak at that side boob

581
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: that is her. She has side boob from the middle.

582
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: It's so hot. As she was developing. Doctor's blue out

583
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: for concern and told her was a normal part of puberty.

584
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, so she has one a cup one D,

585
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: which to me, if you take the average, she has

586
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: solid small c's. Yeah. Yeah, that one D is really

587
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: popping and the other one is like that's interesting as

588
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: a woman that can have boobs that go from you

589
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: know c's two D D double ds sometimes based on

590
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: my weight in my period. No, I can't. That's where

591
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: it ends. Um, I find it. You can see a

592
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: perfect example of this and that photo of her. It's like,

593
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: boobs make you look I don't want to be like,

594
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: make you look fatter as a woman depends. No, No,

595
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: they pretty much any girl who's listening knows what I'm

596
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: talking about. Like when you really like give into your

597
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: boobs and make them bigger, like you look bigger in

598
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: pictures on the top. But if you like when I

599
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: wear braws like this that just like keep me flat,

600
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: I can feel like tinier and like boobs sometimes make

601
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: me feel um bigger. No, what do you know what

602
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? At all, yeah, it makes me feel

603
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: like a more fertile, like when I wear the push

604
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: up with the padding sadder, Like bigger tids make your

605
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: waist look smaller because sometimes you're not wearing a shirt

606
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: that accentuates your waist, so it's just like you're a

607
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: sweatshirt with boobs and it can make everything look bigger. Um.

608
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: But you know, so this girl that she wanted that

609
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: people offered to give her a free boob job, She's like, no,

610
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: I want to lean into it. I guess you would

611
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: call it a deformity. Why are people so interested in symmetry,

612
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: because it's why we're attracted to things. It's um, it's nature.

613
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: Symmetry equals beauty. We don't know why, but our brains

614
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: perceive it as like, oh, that's good genetics. That means

615
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: my babies will live longer, less diseases, Like symmetry equals beauty.

616
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: Looking at a woman, like if you had one smaller

617
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,719
Speaker 1: arm than the other arm, that would maybe, but like

618
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: if you have one great tit, like you know what,

619
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: Like if anything's gonna be off, it's the tits is

620
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: I think double tits is a special thing. Though, I

621
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: think guys, I mean they take one for sure, but

622
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't make the same decision that that woman

623
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: would make. But I really like that. She's like, yeah,

624
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,719
Speaker 1: it reminds me of the sound of metal again, of

625
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: like just being with the sound of metal. Yeah, just

626
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: like not trying to fight what you are. Yeah, I

627
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: mean I have the same thing about like what we're

628
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: talking about that girl that want to get her chin done,

629
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't think you need it,

630
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: but you probably will be happier because you've been thinking

631
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: about this a while. It's a very slight procedure. It

632
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: would make your face look the way you want it to.

633
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: And if you're you know, people go no, don't fix it,

634
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: it's you. And it's like, okay, well, then don't wear

635
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: a mask era because you're shitty. Blonde eyelashes that are

636
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: short are also you? Okay, well, don't wear a concealer

637
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: because that age spot on your chin is also you.

638
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: Don't paint your nails because you're shitty. Nail beds that

639
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: are you know, or your nails that are jagged don't

640
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 1: need to be filed down because filed down nails are

641
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: not you. So where where does it end? So I

642
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: feel like I do like people that it just embrace

643
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: their I love Winnie Harlow. She has um. She's the

644
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: model with vidalago. The She's African American but has like

645
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: she's so gorgeous and leans into it so much, and

646
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: that is a skin disease that I'm sure she has been,

647
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: you know, her whole life. People are looking at her twice.

648
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: You know, wherever you go as like a little person

649
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: or someone with like videlago that much, or like a

650
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: facial deformity. These are not categorizing the same thing, but

651
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 1: something that where you go, even being an obese person,

652
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: where you go and people could whisper as someone who

653
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: was antorexical, looks like I've gotten out of Auschwitz. I

654
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: was walking around and everywhere I went people whispered about me.

655
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: I knew when I walked into a room and I

656
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: saw a group a table whispering of girls looking at

657
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: me and then whispering. It wasn't because they were like

658
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: she's famous, because I wasn't, But it was I was

659
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: famous on campus for being the antorextic girl. And like

660
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: you just learn how to like you either lean into

661
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: it or you shut yourself away because you're so scared

662
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: of the anxiety of it. That show on T'll See

663
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: the Thousand Pounds Sisters. I felt so bad for those

664
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: girls that go out because when they go out to eat,

665
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: everyone's watching them, being like, how look at how disgusting

666
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: they're eating, and it's like so sad. So I try

667
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: when I go out and I see obese people. Are

668
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: I passed a person who's struggling to get down the

669
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: sidewalk who's obese, or someone in a wheelchair that's extremely

670
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: to formed, or I struggle with whether to look at

671
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: them or not because I did hear one time that

672
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: obees people sometimes feel like no one looks at them,

673
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: and I because people don't want to be rude by

674
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: looking at them, or a little person, no one looks

675
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: at them because they do the opposite. You know, everyone's

676
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 1: staring at the person and I'm so freaked out by

677
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: how they look. I'm not gonna look at them. So

678
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: I always try to look people in the eye when

679
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: i'm uh, when I have that instinct of like, don't

680
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: look at them, yeah and just smile. You could look

681
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: and smile. Yeah. There's also this there's a football player.

682
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: I don't point left that was a joke. There's a

683
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: football player on the Seahawks, Seattle Seahawks who has one arm.

684
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: He has one arm and then a half of arm,

685
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: and he made it to the pros. Like it's unbelievable. Yea.

686
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: And I have like two or three followers on Instagram

687
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,439
Speaker 1: that are gorgeous with women with with you know, one

688
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: arm or whatever. And I think like when I was younger,

689
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: i'd be like immature and like see it as like

690
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: but I'm like, wow, it's kind of hot, like I

691
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: don't know, like it's just like it's like can we

692
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: try to get over? I want to get a I

693
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: want to get a shark to bite off my arm,

694
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: not like I don't want to get it. But if

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00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: it happened, I would not be mad. I know that

696
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: it would be a very hard life to live with

697
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: one arm and not like making it like it would

698
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: be so easy. But I think like scars and like

699
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: Padma Lakshmi that's like an amazing scar down her arm.

700
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: Tina Fey has a scar that you know, she doesn't

701
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: talk about how it happened, but like any kind of

702
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: like disfigurement where you went through something traumatic. That's why

703
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: people get tattoos to be like this from my dead mom.

704
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: That was traumatic for them. They want to remember it.

705
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: I think that scars are like such a good her

706
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: hand on TikTok in a and she leans into it

707
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: so much for a raft and then my hand flew off.

708
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,479
Speaker 1: Y I saw that. Let's get to the next story.

709
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: Next story, folks, hope you're still having fun. A new

710
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: study finds that people who use Facebook as an additional

711
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: source of nuds in any way we're less likely to

712
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: answer COVID nineteen questions correctly than those who did not surprise, surprise,

713
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: I know it's not really. If you're getting your news

714
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: from Facebook, you're probably not listening to this podcast, and uh,

715
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: you're probably bad at knowing facts. What is it about

716
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: older people where they just they'll read a headline and

717
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 1: they'll just stop there and they'll be like, that's the news,

718
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: that's fact, because because they've been conditioned that when they

719
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: see a headline it's a it's news, it's journalism, because

720
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: that's the way news used to be. I don't know

721
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: now in this world, and you think it's just old

722
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: people that are doing it. Not no, no, I was

723
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: just I was just using that as an example. But yeah, yeah,

724
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: but a lot of old people though, I think our

725
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: condition that likely. It's a headline. It looks like a headline.

726
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: And in my day when Dewey won the primaries and

727
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: the kid on the corner was screaming at me with

728
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: the paper, that was news, Like what was printed was news,

729
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: so like that and it was fact. So I think

730
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: they're really on that still, and they're people are stupid.

731
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: And I don't mean that as like I guess that

732
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: is that that is a negative conotation. But people aren't, um,

733
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: very well educated in this country. I think that um,

734
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 1: plastics and stuff in our food is making us dumber. Um,

735
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 1: it's like idiocricy. It's not people's fault, but it's because

736
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: they're dumb and they're easily deceptible, and which I'm easily

737
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: I don't even think deceptible is a word. But there

738
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: I fall for ship all the time. Yes, I'm gullible.

739
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: I fall for ship all the time. That smarter people

740
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: than me would go, how could you fall for them?

741
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: You got fish right? I mean it happens to me

742
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: all the time. I'll have an idea or an opinion

743
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: on something, and one person who I perceive is smarter

744
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: to me, will say two sentences and that will completely

745
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 1: negate anything I ever thought of. So we're basically all

746
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: kind of operating under like and we're getting our news

747
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: from friends who probably found it on Facebook. So I

748
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: don't think I'm better than any of these people. I

749
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: just like, wouldn't get my news from Facebook. Where do

750
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: you get your news? Uh? Facebook? No? No, no no,

751
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: I get it from um. Okay, well that means you

752
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't really check get my news from Reddit. Um,

753
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: I go to your Twitter from Twitter. I stopped getting

754
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: my news from Twitter after watching the social dilemma, and

755
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: I realized, like, okay, I don't want to. I don't

756
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: want to manipulated experience. I just want to like find

757
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: topics that I like and then go read everything I

758
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: can about them. Yeah. I kind of ignore the news,

759
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: especially now like Trump's gone, and I don't do things.

760
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: I don't put things in my brain that is gonna

761
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: upset me that's going to affect my current. Last night,

762
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: I was telling me that the government is going to

763
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: make UFOs. They're already making UFOs to scare the populace

764
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: into believing that UFOs are real and that they're a

765
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: threat and to scare us of them so that they

766
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: can control us. And I was like, I don't need

767
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: this bullshit in my mind because I can't control it.

768
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: So don't tell me conspiracy theories that will scare me

769
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: Building seven that I can't. I don't. I don't have

770
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: control over UFOs or the government making UFOs. But it's

771
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: that's good to know. And fuck Also, the vaccine is

772
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: is actually a virus that they're putting in us that

773
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: will kill us in ten years. Ten years sounds like

774
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: a lengthy lifespan to look forward to. Let's get to

775
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: the next story before we get to why would I care? Okay,

776
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: next story, folks. A woman discovers her ex boyfriend was

777
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: her second cousin after he bought her a DNA test

778
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 1: for her birthday. I mean second cousin. That's not bad.

779
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: You can do that. Yeah, First, so I learned through

780
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 1: our friend romy yusef stand up, not through the news

781
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: of any sort that I read, but that if you

782
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: have sex with your first cousin, it does double the

783
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: chances of your kid being slower or whatever. But the

784
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: chances go from point zero zero zero one two point

785
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,720
Speaker 1: zero zero zero two. Yeah, it's just it's doubles is terrible,

786
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 1: but it's it's still under the same thing for any

787
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: woman out there over forty who's like, oh my god,

788
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: I have to have a baby right now. Your fertility

789
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: drops when you get like I think thirty six or something,

790
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: or at each age, but it dropped, your fertility cuts

791
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: in half or whatever, and it's it's again one of

792
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: those percentages of like point zero zero zero one to

793
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 1: point zero zero zero two. So like when you hear

794
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: like you have half as much as a chance of

795
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: getting pregnant or like or like uh sudden in the

796
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: death syndrome, doubles, it goes from like one in a

797
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: thousand births to two and a thousand births, So that's

798
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: not double. Sounds crazy, but it isn't as bad your cousin,

799
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: is what we're saying. But what's great about this is

800
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 1: this girl got the DNA test for her boyfriend likes

801
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: a like from and she's like, wait, I'm like kind

802
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: of I have the same name as your great granddad.

803
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're my brother, and I'm sucking your

804
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: cock like it's so like and me. There's been so

805
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: many stories like that with twenty three and me of

806
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: like people finding out that their dad isn't their real dad,

807
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: oh yeah, or that their great uncle is the Golden

808
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: State killer. That's how they caught that dude from d

809
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: n A. So give your DNA because they can trace

810
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: serial killers in your lineage and it helps them. Yeah,

811
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: and I mean I'm going to do mine. Sure. I've

812
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: had some second or third cousins that that I get

813
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: turned if they were walking down the dock, I would

814
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: try to fuck. Oh my god, seriously, Like we're like

815
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: brother and sister and you were like turned on by

816
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: me for like ten seconds. Yeah, and if we had

817
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: a baby, it would probably be pretty dumb because of me. Yeah, stupid.

818
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: I gotta because of all the cousin bucking in your lineage,

819
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: it happens. We all fuck each other. Why do I care?

820
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: All Right? Katie Perry's dress for American Idol First Live

821
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: Show make fart noise sounds because it's latex. Yeah, it

822
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: sounds like, but your seems to be all your clothes

823
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: you've been wearing making fart noises too. Oh yeah, that's

824
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 1: just my asshole. It's because my asshole is made of latex.

825
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: So her dress is making fart noises. I gotta get

826
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,959
Speaker 1: this dress because yeah, that's that would be an easy

827
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: way to just yeah, I mean that's an amazing dress.

828
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: I really like it. Um, yeah, I don't care at all.

829
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: I guess it's like I don't know what to say

830
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: about this. I don't care. You don't like her to

831
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: begin with, No, that's not true. I love her music.

832
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: On American Idol, I thought she was a little obnoxious,

833
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 1: and I thought there was one clip where I saw

834
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: her sing a song that a woman was about to

835
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: sing the girls like I'm gonna sing I don't know,

836
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: I don't know why by Nora Jones, and they're like,

837
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: go play it on the piano, And while the woman's

838
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: walking with the piano, katieco don't know. I didn't call,

839
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: and it was just like, why are you singing before

840
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: this girl sings? You're so like you're trying to be

841
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 1: like great before this girl and give your little rendition

842
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: before this girl sits downd And I just didn't appreciate that.

843
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: But I'm sure that, um, if I ever met her

844
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: in person, I would kiss her ass and try to

845
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: be her friend, because I actually I've heard that Kay

846
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,439
Speaker 1: is very nice to people she works with, unlike other

847
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 1: people that I idolized. Um, let's get to collection of

848
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: cause getting ready for so oh, it's time for collection

849
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: of because that was all my best friends from high

850
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: school where we invented the word. Could I really love

851
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: how much you guys have loved embraced it started saying

852
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: in your own lives. Yesterday I posted that, Um a

853
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: guy literally said cut out loud and his wife then goes,

854
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: what did you say? And he had to explain what

855
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 1: CO was to her after someone drove by like wa

856
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: like in a car and he goes and his wife goes,

857
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: what and he had explained it was. It made me

858
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: so happy that someone said aloud, Well, people have been

859
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: calling out in ways that I don't think we're I

860
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: told you guys that I'm kissed. Sometimes no one's immune

861
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: from to being kid. So when did someone say I

862
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: was kid? I remember this addressed dancing yesterday with my

863
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: shirt off on that we put on nicky Glazer pod,

864
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: which wasn't it wasn't kidding you you talking to the

865
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: cock wasn't killed because you're in a bikini. Yeah, someone

866
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: said that was okay. Yeah, I want to address that, um,

867
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 1: if I listen, I did. I was in a bikini

868
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: just because I was UM. But I didn't post the

869
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: video because of that. I posted because I was playing

870
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: with this bird and the joke about a girl in

871
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: a bikini feeding her buns to a hungry cock. Um,

872
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 1: it was funny to me. No, it wasn't cool. Now

873
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: I have been killed before and I'll take it. And

874
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: I like when you guys suggest maybe I was killed.

875
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: Do we have any cause that were sent in by

876
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 1: listeners that we could verify as kid Let's see, Nick said,

877
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: MLM consultants, this is this is a cat what MLM

878
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: stand for um Multi level marketing. That's those are those

879
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: like pyramid scheme things MLM consultants that are killing the game,

880
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: especially that one where everyone was holding up that you

881
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: should be here signed acting like they made millions off

882
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: of going on vacations, agreed to get coffee with them

883
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: to make these opportunities turn from cool to very quickly. Okay,

884
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: people that I don't know if I mean it is

885
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: cool just to like have a sign that's like you

886
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: should be here. I don't know what that means that sign.

887
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: I guess the time share if like someone's at a

888
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 1: time share and they're like, well, a lot of these

889
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: guys that they claimed to have like the four hour

890
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 1: work week kind of like, oh, I made money off

891
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: of cross promotional bullshit and I'm here and I could

892
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: work from fucking essentially to Cayman Islands and not and

893
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: not have to be in office like you're bragging about.

894
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: You probably have a trust fund. You probably don't even

895
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 1: make that much money. You're probably getting paid by the hotel.

896
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: You don't have millions of dollars. It's like, w that

897
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: the that the company you work for gave you for

898
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: free because because you like sold? Yes, what's the one

899
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: above that? Noah? That picture. It was in response to

900
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: the airplane flying over. The airplane flying over yesterday it

901
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: was so cold. This guy was flying a really low

902
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: airplane over people saying he was dusting for mosquitoes, but

903
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: he wasn't. He was just trying to like he saw

904
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 1: us filming him, and he probably went back and forth

905
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: like a dozen or so times, really low. Like I said,

906
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: it was like came in nine eleven because it was

907
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: like it was a smaller plane, but it was so low.

908
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: I thought he was like kind of doing a joy

909
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: ride before he suicide crashed us. But I was so

910
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: after a while it was just like loud and annoying

911
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: and kind of scary and um. I posted a video

912
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: of it on our Instagram Niki lazer Pod, and someone

913
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: wrote said, ha ha, this reminds me of when you

914
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 1: guys text and are like I saw you tonight. When

915
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: when guys texting like I saw you tonight after actively

916
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: avoiding you at a party. I don't know why, but

917
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: it's the same energy totally. That is so if a

918
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: guy text you and acts like he hasn't seen you,

919
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,240
Speaker 1: if anyone's acting like they like, oh my god, wait

920
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,879
Speaker 1: what you're right there, like oh hey, like we've all

921
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: done that. But that's here's another cop. I mean. The

922
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 1: interesting thing with that is like that guy can hit

923
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: on a ton of different women and he probably didn't

924
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: get laid, and then he hits you up later to

925
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: try to fund you because he didn't, Yeah, he struck out, Yeah,

926
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 1: and he didn't want to waste his time in person

927
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: with you. But later on at two am, oh my god,

928
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: so cu there's I mean, everyone's okay. Matt sent and

929
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: so my wife and I were in Portland, Maine, a

930
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: few years ago and a guy was driving up and

931
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: down the main road in a convertible, the Portland's main road.

932
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: Order the main road, Oh, the main like the in

933
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: the in the it's not easy reading stories. Yeah, so

934
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: my wife and so my wife and I were in Portland,

935
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 1: Maine a few years ago and a guy was driving

936
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 1: up and down the main road and convertible with the

937
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: top down. I don't know why this guy reading is

938
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: sounding about a cup. He was driving with the top

939
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: down by himself, blasting ace of base the side for

940
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: the whole city to hear. He must have passed this

941
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: four or five times. That is the kiss thing I've

942
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: ever heard. But it's more like a Kis from six

943
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: because that song is like so not cool now that

944
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: it's almost funny. That's what I was thinking when I

945
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: read it was a different song and it was like

946
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: more of a song, but I saw the sign. It's

947
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: not it's like almost funny, but it's right to get airplane.

948
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: It's the airplane I counted as it has a cur

949
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: but it is the song choice made it less k Yes,

950
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 1: for sure, you know what I mean? Like, what would

951
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: be the most kiss song that a guy in a

952
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 1: convertible could be plane. Um it starts with one thing.

953
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard

954
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: you try keep that in mind. People, Yeah, you wouldn't

955
00:49:54,920 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: even recognize it anymore, not to me back then, but so,

956
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: I mean people that would drive. Did you ever have

957
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: the guy that would drive around the movie theater with

958
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: delights under the car to spoiler blasting rap and just

959
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: oh my god. Me and my friends in high school

960
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: at Fort Myers, Florida. It was the where Ki was

961
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 1: born in Fort Myers in the spring break of two

962
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: thousand one or yeah, I think we called it spoy

963
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: s b O once Boy. We were like, oh, we're

964
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: so excited for boy, and it was Fort Myers was

965
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that was the that was the year of

966
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: We're in Fort Myers during springbreak and there was like

967
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: guys in convertibles playing like come a lady, sugar, and

968
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: it was we used to say sugar boner because like

969
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: these guys just had boner's just driving around. They were

970
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: just like, oh, we gotta lift from one of them,

971
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: We gotta lift into town from one of them. Are

972
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: high school selves jumped in the backseat of this guy's car. Yeah,

973
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: we were just like going to town or like going

974
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: to like talk to boys downtown or like try our best.

975
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: And we got in this car and it was like

976
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: a slow dragon. It wasn't even like that wasn't like

977
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: a dangerous thing to do. It was like on this

978
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 1: like Main Strip. Main is in the state and we're

979
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: driving down and um, my friend Halla and all my

980
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: my my friends that you just heard on the ki thing,

981
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: we're all in the car. My friend Halla has a

982
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: thing where she will pee if she laughs too hard,

983
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: like all of her people come out because she was

984
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: warm prematurely and she doesn't have key goals, Like she

985
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: doesn't have muscles to contain her piece. So if it starts,

986
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: it just starts, it just all goes. It starts with

987
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: one laugh, it all comes out. She tries to plug

988
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: it with her heel, but she can't stop. So she

989
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: can plug it with your dad. She can plug it

990
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: up with her heel, but the second her heel moves

991
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: and she has to like get off the ground and

992
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: like move to the next location, the p floods out

993
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: like a dam breaking. So my friends and nine high

994
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 1: school used to try to make her laugh because if

995
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: you got Holia to pe That meant you were like

996
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: the funniest because it would always only happen if she

997
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: was like hysterically laughing. So we got into his car,

998
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: and we were obsessed with boners in high school too.

999
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: We would always be like, we would always do an

1000
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: impression of a Jewish mother telling a guide not to

1001
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 1: forget his boner. We'd be like, don't forget your bona

1002
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: when you go to the school dance. It's raining outside,

1003
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 1: and make sure you wear a rain slicker for your bona.

1004
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: Put on some boots and a slicker, like it was.

1005
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: My grandma used to literally, she's a Jewish gren She

1006
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: used to go, we have a condom. It reminds me

1007
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: of that. So she used to say that literally, put

1008
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: a slicker on your bone. We didn't even know what

1009
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: kind of were when we were in high school. We

1010
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: got into this car and that song came on Cuba

1011
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: but Sugar, and we just started going Sugar bona and

1012
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: the guy like was so confused and didn't like it

1013
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: that my friend Hollis started laughing so hard and she

1014
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: peed in his car and we were like Pece and

1015
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: she just like peed in his car and we left.

1016
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 1: It happened so many times, Halla shout out to you.

1017
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: I know your listen. What was the first what was

1018
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: the first advocate? The first ever kid was a guy

1019
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: named John who was in my art class in ninth grade.

1020
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: It was me and Halla and uh we This guy

1021
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: would always be like, yes, smoked like five cigarettes this

1022
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: weekend and we got like swasted off some like my

1023
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: dad's michelob ultra and like I don't know, just like

1024
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: partied with some friends and went and we were like

1025
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: knew he wasn't and we were just like, your kid,

1026
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: like that is kind. He kind of talked like that too.

1027
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: He was like it's kid, and we were like kid.

1028
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: So I started out being a sarcastical like that's so cool.

1029
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 1: Wow cool, and then you do a peace sign with it,

1030
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: you go cool, well that's really kid, and then it

1031
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: just got to kid like Halla. My best friend was

1032
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 1: Laura Holly on the field A team. We started calling

1033
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: her Halla, and then it got into like Hollow was

1034
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,840
Speaker 1: too hard to do, so we started calling her so

1035
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: at the end it was just like here, do you

1036
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: want to go to the mall? Like it was literally

1037
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: her name's Hey. So it's all the same. I've had

1038
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 1: so many in high school. I remember we working at

1039
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: the fuck dude we open Oh my god, I had

1040
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: this moment. I have two moments. One we opened up

1041
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: a liquor having it and I was like, oh you

1042
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: got jim Beam Like, I pointed, Oh my god, liking

1043
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,399
Speaker 1: any liquor is kid. Sorry, And my buddy was like,

1044
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: what did you just did you just like shut the

1045
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 1: funk up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah he could. And then my

1046
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: other deal love this story. So I go I had

1047
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: I was senior year and my dad, my dad. You know,

1048
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: my parents were divorced, and I did not. My dad

1049
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: was never that cool, but like I thought, I got

1050
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: to the point where I could just be like, yo, Dad,

1051
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: have a couple of buddies over. I'm gonna I'm gonna

1052
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: buy some beers and we're just gonna drink upstairs. And

1053
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 1: I go to my buddy, let me just talk to

1054
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: my dad real quick. And I go to my dad.

1055
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: I was like, your dad, I'm gonna bring over a

1056
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 1: couple of cases. I've got some friends. O, We're just

1057
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: gonna drink upstairs. He's like, no, you're not. He's like, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not. I go, no, Dad, it's gonna it's gonna

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00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 1: be cool, like like I tried to be so cool

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00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: and my dad shut me down so hard, very confident

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00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 1: energy of a guy, that of a kid that had

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00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: a good dad. But you you didn't even know your

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00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 1: dad well enough to know he wasn't coold. I mean

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00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: I was because so much like we would smoke cigarettes,

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00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: we would I would pretend like to like even like

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00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: my drinking days of being like I love a vodka soda.

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00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: Like whenever anyone's like, what what's your favorite drink? People

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00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: who have favorite drinks, you're so lame. I'm sorry you

1069
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 1: only like drinks because I mean I get it, like,

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00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: oh I love chardonay, I don't, and I wine enthusiast

1071
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: is always like I can't tell the difference. If you

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00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: did a blind taste test between chardonay and red wine,

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00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: they were same room temperature, you would not know the

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00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 1: difference wine conoisseurs. It's been proven watch Adam Ruins. Everything.

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00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: Alcohol is a lie. It's a poison, and you add

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00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: flavors to it to make it palatable, just like you

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00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: do meet but no one really likes raw anything, like

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00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 1: I know you're like I like shashimi. You put soy

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00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: sauce all over it and was like, you have to

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00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: dress it up because it's gross. Um yeah, well, like

1081
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: audugs are delicious because they're packed with other stuff that

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00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: isn't just meat. It's not raw meat. I love when

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00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: we have a thing where I agree with you and

1084
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: then I get allowed. But anyone who's just like I

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00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 1: love good maker, smart on ice, anyone who has something

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00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: meat and you think you're cool, because oh, you know

1087
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: what the ultimate cool thing is is a bartender that

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00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: like shakes it like like and does like you know,

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00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: like muddles things and like like I know that there

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00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 1: is a whole artistry in that. And I'm losing listeners

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00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: who like love to have like specialty cocktails. But you're

1092
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: so just drink a fucking uh Heineken. I know you're like,

1093
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: it's gross, all alcoholics gross. Drink whatever you want, but

1094
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: like you only like, I will only believe people like

1095
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: things if they're super sugary, because it sugar is actually good.

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00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 1: People are like like, what taste of umbrella? And then

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00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: you get it and then you're at the bar like

1098
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: tropical umbrellas. But anyone who drinks hard liquor over rocks

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Speaker 1: or neat you are good if you convince yourself that

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00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: it's delicious. I understand drinking it because it's nice to

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00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: sip on something that slowly gets you inebriated, and you're

1102
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: like sipping it. But you telling me that it tastes good.

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00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: You're so full of ship. And by the way, coffee, also,

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00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: black coffee does not taste good. It's it's signaling your

1105
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: brain that you're getting caffeine, which is a drug, so

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00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: your your brain is convinced that that equals good taste.

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00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: And I like the way I convince myself that I

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00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: like the way coffee taste too. But you're lying to yourself.

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00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: It doesn't taste good. It's a drug. When coffee the

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00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: first time, you didn't like it. When I was drinking

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00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: a lot, I could tell the difference between great goose

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00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: and your vodka. Oh my god, the plane's back. That

1113
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: plane is back, because back. Okay, final thought. I just

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00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 1: wanted to close up what I said before. I told

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00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: one of our friends here. This was in my opening part.

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00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: But I was telling one of my friends about that

1117
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: book getting to I Do because she was breaking up

1118
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: with a boyfriend. I go, you might be I go,

1119
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: he might be feminine energy and you might be bringing

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00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: in your masculine or like you might be like mixing energies.

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00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: And she had a meeting with him. I didn't think,

1122
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: I said this, Noah, and she just the basics I

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00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: gave her of that book. She's like, he went from

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00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: like death meeting up with me and being like I

1125
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: want out, no question, And she didn't even want in

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00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: or out. She was just like, this is how it goes.

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00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: And she kind of she thought from a place of

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00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,439
Speaker 1: I think rather than I feel, because she was trying

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00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: to be in her masculine energy because she sensed that

1130
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: he was a feminine and he ended up being like

1131
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: I want to be with you and like giving her

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00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: saying all the things that she finally needed because she

1133
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: treated him as like this feeling person as opposed to

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00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 1: this like man who needed to be respected for his thoughts.

1135
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: She was like, he's the woman in the relationship, not

1136
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: meaning like he's a pussy. She's like, he foxed me

1137
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: so well, he's so I'm so fucking attracted to him

1138
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: as a man. He's so masculine in terms of like

1139
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm but when I treated him the way like usually

1140
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: women are defined as that role of like being like

1141
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: more feeling like a detailed example, he was feeling neglected

1142
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: in a relationship because she works too much, so he

1143
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: wasn't feeling like she was being like, how do you feel, babe,

1144
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: and like he wanted to be like cuddles feelings. He's

1145
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: a he wanted. Yeah, he's emotion he's emotional, whereas most

1146
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: men aren't as emotional as women. Usually women are the

1147
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 1: emotional ones, and but a lot of times women aren't

1148
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: the emotional ones, and men are the emotional ones. And um,

1149
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: she just she just finally acknowledged that, and I started

1150
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: like catering to his feelings, listening to his feelings, and

1151
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 1: he went from being showing up to this meeting of

1152
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: being like we're breaking up to having his feelings heard

1153
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: for the first time in the relationship because she's been

1154
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: fighting that and not letting them in. And he like

1155
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 1: did a one eighty he like she said, Nikki, it

1156
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: was like, honestly, it was like magic. And I go,

1157
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. Every girl in like the way

1158
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: this book and these methods in this book have worked

1159
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 1: for my friends, It's like magic. It's like the impossible

1160
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: becomes possible with these men, and I'm not kidding you

1161
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 1: girls out there listening to me. There is one guy

1162
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: in particular that I had literally blocked on my Instagram.

1163
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: I was kind of wishing that he would maybe pass

1164
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: away because he was ruining my friend's life because she

1165
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: couldn't get over him, because he was just like this

1166
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: drug that she kept going back to, and he would

1167
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: like totally treated like ship and like not because he

1168
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: was a bad person, but because he was so flawed

1169
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: and misunderstood, and I was so mad at him and

1170
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: I wanted him out of her life. I was I

1171
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 1: hated when they whatever, he would walk back in. You

1172
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: know that kind of guy. I would have done anything

1173
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: for him to like get married and stay at my

1174
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: friend's life, or like died tragically but like in a

1175
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: way that didn't hurt him and it was like very quick. Um.

1176
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 1: And now this guy is one of my favorite people

1177
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: of all time. He worships my friend. He um is

1178
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: one of my good friends. And I can't even believe

1179
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: I've ever thought of him that way. And I would

1180
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: have never predicted that he could be such a loving

1181
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: partner to my friend. And it's all because my friend

1182
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: used the methods in this book to better her life

1183
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: and get what she wanted a relationship. And she's not

1184
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: faking anything, she's just better understanding herself and other. Okay,

1185
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you said that because I think it's

1186
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: important to reinforce that it's not asking you to change

1187
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: who you are or to not be yourself. She actually

1188
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: encourages women to ask for what they need. It's just

1189
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 1: to achieve balance in your relationship. Yes. So again, the

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01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: book is called Getting to I Do I really recommended

1191
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 1: to everyone. Is there any chapters on seeing like a

1192
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: really close friend that's like a sister on a dock

1193
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 1: from eighty feet away and you want to finger them

1194
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: and then asking if there's a chapters on that. There

1195
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: is one. It's called chapter eleven bankruptcy, which will be

1196
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: filing if I fire you and you have no more

1197
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: income because you are saying things, Can you treat me

1198
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: like I'm more emotional? Can you like be nice here

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01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 1: about what you said to think that your feelings are gloss?

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Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow on the podcast. You guys, thank

1201
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: you for being our best sees. Make sure you subscribe

1202
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: to the podcast, rate and review um, follow us on Instagram.

1203
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: Andrew T Colin, Noah Injection, n o A Injection, and

1204
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer Pod on Instagram and we'll see you tomorrow.

1205
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 1: We've got two more days of the pod, which is

1206
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: uh I can't wait. Okay, okay, come my baby,