WEBVTT - Uncle June for Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 1>It's another jubile phone frame today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for Chadwick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I go by Chad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, hello Chad, This is Juniper. Okay, you're coming over.

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<v Speaker 2>Juniper. Oh, Uncle June. Yes, I'm sorry, I've heard of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Is uncle June.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're dating my niece Maggie.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Yes, and we are coming to your house

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<v Speaker 2>for Thanksgiving them on board though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I can't wait to have you for dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's gonna be fun. Yes, we need to bring anything.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll have everything ready to go here for you

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<v Speaker 1>and all of the guests. Cool. It's so nice to

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<v Speaker 1>me you. Well, I got your phone number from Maggie

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<v Speaker 1>because this is the first Thanksgiving that you're spending with

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<v Speaker 1>our family. We're a fun bunch. We're a fun bunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she says, you guys are have a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to call and see as I get

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<v Speaker 1>my menu prepared to have you for dinner on Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any dietary restrictions that I need to be

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<v Speaker 1>paying attention?

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty much? Eat whatever I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching you what? Oh, I just said great, that sounds fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you like to drink, typically during a Thanksgiving feast.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's kind of sounded like you said you were

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<v Speaker 2>watching me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't say that I was watching you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where you heard that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe it was just a fall line you right now?

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<v Speaker 2>What there you go in? You said? Sound like you

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<v Speaker 2>said it again.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounded like I said what It.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounded like you said you were watching me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that would be an interesting thing to say. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just calling about having you for dinner on Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right, right, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, look forward, no dietary?

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<v Speaker 1>What what? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I swear I saw Okay, it sounded a lot like

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<v Speaker 2>you said you were watching me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I said anything of that sort. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm washing the dishes. Did I say that maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>could watch this?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear this.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Now you now you clearly said you you can

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<v Speaker 2>see me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I was saying, what's going on right there?

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying, I can see to you next to

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<v Speaker 1>Maggie and whoever else you would like? Is there anybody

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<v Speaker 1>else you'd like to be seated next to?

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<v Speaker 2>No, just being just me and Maggie. We'll be all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, there you go again. Look you are clearly saying

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching you and I can see you that That

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<v Speaker 2>Sh'S super creepy. Dude, you're giving me weird vibes. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no way I am coming over to your house for Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm talking to Maggie. We're gonna can't. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. You just forget it, don't even worry about it. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that was so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

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<v Speaker 1>a phone brank on you and your girlfriend. Maggie set

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<v Speaker 1>you up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I'm starting to wonder about her family.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>You got me wondering, like, am I do I even

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<v Speaker 2>need to be with this girl? What her family is like?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? She made up her uncle June's house and going

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<v Speaker 1>over there for Thanksgiving to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so we're not going to her her uncle's house

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<v Speaker 2>for Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 1>No, now, she doesn't have an uncle, Jamie. You're going

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, you got me. Yeah, you better squit with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks