Speaker 1: Look maher, oh, I see you and look over there
Speaker 1: is that culture. Yes, goodness wow, Lost Culture ding du
Speaker 1: Lost CULTURESA is calling well another episode? Can we just
Speaker 1: quickly mention?
Speaker 2: And I would love to know more about your time
Speaker 2: on RuPaul's Drag Race. This semi final episode, which is
Speaker 2: I guess what we're calling it now. We've never called
Speaker 2: it that before except now this is.
Speaker 1: This is the BTST. So Joel Kim Booster had guest
Speaker 1: judged like a week and a half before me, and
Speaker 1: then literally I was recording my album in La and
Speaker 1: they reach out and they're like, can that come literally
Speaker 1: tomorrow to do something? And I was like, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: they had a guest judge come out. They said, it's
Speaker 1: not judging, it is something else, but it's a big
Speaker 1: part of the episode. So I said to Joela, I
Speaker 1: was like, how many girls were there when you were there?
Speaker 1: He was like seven. So I was like, oh, that
Speaker 1: feels like there might be very few girls there. So
Speaker 1: I get there. I'm essentially doing the Tictac lunch.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, which is such a huge supplanting
Speaker 2: of such an iconic thing, But I think this is
Speaker 2: my girl being so undeniably good and talented and charming.
Speaker 1: I didn't miss that. I didn't miss the Tictok lunch.
Speaker 1: This is why it works as a thing that's not
Speaker 1: the tech Tack lunch, because with Rue or Michelle there's
Speaker 1: a guard up, whereas I got immediately that they were
Speaker 1: talking to me like one of the girls. And so
Speaker 1: I sat down and literally the press. It was so funny.
Speaker 1: I get there and I go to my trailer and
Speaker 1: there's probably about ninety minutes to go before we tape,
Speaker 1: and they go, okay, here are their books and here's
Speaker 1: an info sheet about all of them. And I was like,
Speaker 1: what their books? What did you read? Because you seemed
Speaker 1: pretty up to speed, But how much did they write?
Speaker 1: And how much did you read? So they each wrote
Speaker 1: like two essays each the materials that they gave me.
Speaker 1: What I was surmising was that they had to write,
Speaker 1: I guess, contrasting essays that said something about them. What
Speaker 1: it seemed like was write one funny one and one
Speaker 1: more vulnerable one. Great. It was all like that, except
Speaker 1: for playing Jane's who kind of were both more Sardona
Speaker 1: Karma comedy forward. Yeah, and so it was a lot
Speaker 1: though I was excited and it felt felt like I
Speaker 1: had homework, but in a fun way. So get to
Speaker 1: the runway. Do the four interviews. I will say what
Speaker 1: you saw on TV was pretty much the way it
Speaker 1: felt in the rooms. Great. Outside of the fact that
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that Plaine Jane got such negative critiques and
Speaker 1: if I had something to say about all four of them,
Speaker 1: it was just like, Sofia's stark quality is like through
Speaker 1: the roof, like she has so much like gravitas, and
Speaker 1: she so clearly knows herself and I was so impressed
Speaker 1: with her Nymphia. I walked away and the producers were
Speaker 1: literally like, she's never even used that tone of voice before.
Speaker 1: This was wouge, Like she never opens up. She's goofy.
Speaker 1: As we can see on the show. That's kind of
Speaker 1: been Trueane felt like one of the girls, one of
Speaker 1: our friends, Like yeah, it was just kind of like
Speaker 1: very normal. And then Q was great. But the fact
Speaker 1: that there's the top three that there is, I'm not surprised. Oh,
Speaker 1: it had nothing really to do with Q. It just
Speaker 1: had to do with the three of them feeling like
Speaker 1: the three And I was really happy with how it went,
Speaker 1: and I'm so happy that it was positive and everyone
Speaker 1: looked really great coming out of it, and it was
Speaker 1: so fun and you were.
Speaker 2: Just so good at facilitating that. Yeah, it seems like
Speaker 2: maybe in the edit they had you set a trap
Speaker 2: for Jane when you move for Plane when you didn't.
Speaker 2: Really that wasn't the plan.
Speaker 1: I would like to clear this up. That is not
Speaker 1: a There was no traps being set for Plane. I
Speaker 1: was having a lot of fun with Plane, and we
Speaker 1: actually had probably the most casual conversation out of the
Speaker 1: four of us because we had a lot of back
Speaker 1: and forth. Planes essay was called being a bitch can
Speaker 1: be an act of kindness, So I asked a pretty
Speaker 1: simple question off that, which is, how have you been
Speaker 1: a bitch as an act of kindness? And the competition
Speaker 1: it's not a trap if it was the name of
Speaker 1: her essay, you know what I mean? Like total and
Speaker 1: I think that I had tons of positive things to
Speaker 1: say about my time with Plane. But the clip they
Speaker 1: showed was if an interviewer asked you to be shady,
Speaker 1: you don't have to be shady, which is true. It's
Speaker 1: something that everyone's had to learn, like anyone that does
Speaker 1: any interviewing or you know, any like, you know, pop
Speaker 1: culture discussion or talk about other people on a platform.
Speaker 1: There's always going to be the opportunity to say something uncouth.
Speaker 1: You just can't take the opportunity all the time, which
Speaker 1: maybe is useful for plane to learn, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: Sure, she's on a journey of self discovery, as we
Speaker 2: can tell, and you wish her the best.
Speaker 1: We wish all top three queens the best as they
Speaker 1: headed to the grand finale. But oh, we also wanted
Speaker 1: to say or I didn't tell you about this bow,
Speaker 1: but I feel like we should announce this so readers,
Speaker 1: Katie's publicist final lesson will remember that we have upcoming
Speaker 1: our big four hundredth EPISO. It's where we will have
Speaker 1: the iconic four hundred, the iconic four hundred people of culture.
Speaker 1: It will be one of our biggest episodes yet, maybe
Speaker 1: the biggest episode yet. Here's the thing. We are well
Speaker 1: past our four hundredth episode. We forgot we we missed it.
Speaker 1: We I think on episode like four hundred and seven
Speaker 1: or four hundred and eight, four hundred and nine, we
Speaker 1: missed it. We did not do it, but we will.
Speaker 2: We missed it, but we will and we will get
Speaker 2: to twenty thirteen. We've just had a lot of culture
Speaker 2: and a lot of business to take care of. Please
Speaker 2: listen when we say that we are designating the iconic
Speaker 2: four hundred episodes plural because it will be multiple episodes here,
Speaker 2: that that will be the time to celebrate four hundred
Speaker 2: episodes of Lost Culture.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's coming. The nominations for the Cultural Awards are coming.
Speaker 1: It's a big time in Lost Culture lore. It really
Speaker 1: in Lost Culture. I mean Lost Culture was on drag Race,
Speaker 1: Like they said, the words lost culture reached us on
Speaker 1: drag Race. Hello, Hello, I was gagged. We've sold out
Speaker 1: our show, you know what I mean, Like the Cultural
Speaker 1: Awards are sold out. Thank you all so much for
Speaker 1: being so excited.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being excited. We are looking into a
Speaker 2: live stream option. We really want to make sure everyone
Speaker 2: can watch this. We're so sorry if that process was
Speaker 2: stressful for anyone, but we're so excited to see you
Speaker 2: all there in any capacity, virtually, spatially.
Speaker 1: It'll be great.
Speaker 2: Speaking of a big time in Lost Culture, speaking of
Speaker 2: Law School Store in general, there are some things our
Speaker 2: guest is deeply woven into that tapestry.
Speaker 1: This is a figure in Lost Coach in the larger picture,
Speaker 1: that is lost Coach, Like you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I think when the aliens in decades to come find
Speaker 1: the artifact that is last Coach, They're going to be like,
Speaker 1: this was a podcast hosted by Michelle Collins.
Speaker 3: And if they find a huge skull, if they open
Speaker 3: the trunk and it's my skull, I'm gonna be so mad.
Speaker 1: It's just people call, They're like, it's men. What are
Speaker 1: they're gonna miss? Stop it out. So basically what it
Speaker 1: happened was we went to Amsterdam and literally one of
Speaker 1: the only reasons why we even did a show at
Speaker 1: Amsterdam was because our guest today lives there, and we thought,
Speaker 1: what a fun opportunity to do a great live show
Speaker 1: with our guests and get it on tape and bring
Speaker 1: it back to the States. That didn't know.
Speaker 2: That did not happen because I'm just gonna say the
Speaker 2: venue lost the audio.
Speaker 1: And then just didn't believe us and thought there was
Speaker 1: a conspiracy. Now, Michelle, we can show you the emails.
Speaker 1: We were like, what are you talking about? And this
Speaker 1: is like a.
Speaker 2: Pretty this is a great, storied venue, and they somehow
Speaker 2: didn't get their stuff together. To like record like live audio,
Speaker 2: which no problem. It's it's hard.
Speaker 1: Things happened. Things happen.
Speaker 2: We're not We're a little bit peeved because it was
Speaker 2: a great episode.
Speaker 3: It was the funniest I've ever been. But it's completely fine.
Speaker 3: You know, I'll never reach heights again, but it's fine,
Speaker 3: it's okay.
Speaker 1: Afterwards, I was like, Michelle thinks that we thought she
Speaker 1: was funnier than us, so we tossed the episode not
Speaker 1: at all. And I was like, I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: she thinks because you didn't. I don't think so, Honey.
Speaker 1: That was controversial to say the least. And then I thought,
Speaker 1: I think she thinks we quote unquote lost the audio
Speaker 1: because we didn't want that on there. But no, we're
Speaker 1: setting you free. We want you to do whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do. Let me tell you.
Speaker 3: Since the Honeymooners, I don't think an episode has been
Speaker 3: lost of anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, the last lost.
Speaker 3: Episode was the fucking Honeymooners and now lost Cultureie says,
Speaker 3: and I had my worst Asos dress on.
Speaker 1: We were doing with Suity. I was feeling cute.
Speaker 3: Actually, just the other day I was walking with friends
Speaker 3: of mine and you know, most of my listeners because
Speaker 3: I have a show, the Michelle Collins Show, I'll plug away.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is Michelle, Welcome to the pod, Miss Michelle.
Speaker 1: Fine lose that too, Who cares? Cut that up? Cut
Speaker 1: the name bleep, my name's going March.
Speaker 3: I was walking through like town with my friends and
Speaker 3: the two like coolest Dutch people I have ever laid
Speaker 3: eyes on. They were so dressed, so cool, they were young,
Speaker 3: like gen zers, and they went Dutch. They went Michelle
Speaker 3: and my friends thought they knew like that we were friends.
Speaker 3: I would never have such cool friends. No offense to them,
Speaker 3: but I was like yes, and they go, oh, we're fans.
Speaker 3: Could not have said it in a bigger throwaway way,
Speaker 3: but like I loved it. They're like, yeah, we're fans.
Speaker 3: We saw you at Lost Culturisas and I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: two people who witnessed the famed Lost Lost Lost Culturisas right.
Speaker 3: So anyway, but I had the best time with you.
Speaker 3: Thank you for asking me it. Listen, it was so
Speaker 3: much fun. Who cares?
Speaker 1: We had a blast.
Speaker 2: We had a blast, and then we had we had
Speaker 2: a lovely boat ride.
Speaker 1: The next day was so fun. Remember the boat.
Speaker 3: Remember our sea captain who looked like they scraped him
Speaker 3: off of the side of one of the wooden posts.
Speaker 1: Like he was so he was so.
Speaker 3: Wait, why do I remember him being hot though it
Speaker 3: was very weathered, remember yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying he was like a.
Speaker 2: When a dutch Man like is rugged, it's it's a
Speaker 2: it's a it's a complex flavor profile, do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 1: I sometimes you personally don't.
Speaker 2: Expect these Dutch guys to be sort of dressed down,
Speaker 2: not really giving a fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't know he was. He was.
Speaker 2: He was cool, but like he was Dutch hot in
Speaker 2: a way that I am not accustomed to.
Speaker 1: That's my thing.
Speaker 3: This is a problem having lived here a year, is
Speaker 3: that when I first moved here, my eyes were shining
Speaker 3: with how hot the people here were.
Speaker 1: It was a setting it, you know, coming from New
Speaker 1: York where.
Speaker 3: You feel physically sick looking at people after what fifteen
Speaker 3: twenty minutes, do you want to throw up? I got
Speaker 3: here and I was like, I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 3: these are the best looking slim fit they and they
Speaker 3: all dressed down. That's the thing that there's no there
Speaker 3: are no gown shops in town. If actually IM going
Speaker 3: to send you the Instagram account of this woman who
Speaker 3: sells like high end clothes, who genuinely look like tan mom,
Speaker 3: and she's the most arrogant woman in the Netherlands. Like,
Speaker 3: I can't even tell you, but after being here a year,
Speaker 3: my my eyes are basically how do I put it,
Speaker 3: It's like you know the Eddie Murphy joker. When you
Speaker 3: eat rits every day, you grow accustomed to it. Like
Speaker 3: I'm so used to how hot the people here are, right,
Speaker 3: I'm like immune to it in a way. And then
Speaker 3: now I'm also starting to see the ugliness as well,
Speaker 3: because I've been here so long that you know, I
Speaker 3: always liking people to kind of like animals. So there
Speaker 3: are like a lot of frog faces here, a lot
Speaker 3: of like wide set pug eyes. Anyway, they love me.
Speaker 3: I'm a huge hit And I can't wait for the
Speaker 3: government to hear this when might be syn is that anyway?
Speaker 1: The Yeah, the government of Amsterdam is the one government government.
Speaker 1: It's coming for us all.
Speaker 3: The only reason why I did my I don't think
Speaker 3: so honey about this very lovable personality is because I've
Speaker 3: never heard anyone rightfully so say a bad word about her,
Speaker 3: and she is and of course I adore her too,
Speaker 3: the most talented person on earth, So it felt fun
Speaker 3: and really dangerous after someone from the audience I'm not
Speaker 3: going to say who everyone knows. Someone from the audience
Speaker 3: screamed her name out and Matt refused to do it,
Speaker 3: and then I scrapped my plan and I thought, I'm
Speaker 3: going to do it because that's just funny. In the meantime,
Speaker 3: since that she's looks incredible, her show is like number one.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I think it's because of me.
Speaker 1: I think that I so basically, Michelle, do you want
Speaker 1: to say what you're I don't think so, Honey was about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do, and I hope she hearses because I'm
Speaker 3: a fan. I wanted to know, and I'm happy that
Speaker 3: we lost the episode. It was about Kelly Clarkson a
Speaker 3: moment like this is Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: My whole thing, which I'll stay here and I'll say
Speaker 3: to her face is you're already the most talented singer.
Speaker 3: Why are you stealing food out of my mouth in
Speaker 3: the daytime talk show circuit. You know, there's only like
Speaker 3: seven shares open that I'll stick to. That's the same
Speaker 3: with Jennifer Hudson, all these.
Speaker 1: Singers that.
Speaker 2: Like, what what do you make of Shehry because Sherry
Speaker 2: was technically sort of in that you know, Milieu for
Speaker 2: a little bit and then kind of re returned.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't have any opinions about any form of
Speaker 3: you co hosts personally, so I don't.
Speaker 1: A second Michelle.
Speaker 2: I marvel at the fact that you are so and
Speaker 2: can I just say, like classy and and you you
Speaker 2: have been so respectful about commenting on the view from from.
Speaker 1: Where I see it, From where I see it, it.
Speaker 2: Seems like you have such restraint and I feel like,
Speaker 2: and I please don't take this the wrong way. What
Speaker 2: we love about you is that you are You can
Speaker 2: just talk and talk and talk. You have the gift
Speaker 2: of gab. You are unfiltered. So I find it so
Speaker 2: interesting and complex and beautiful that you have have. Really
Speaker 2: I'm not asking, I'm not teasing anything out of you.
Speaker 2: Something that's that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've got tickets to a tour to sell. It's
Speaker 3: called the Big Natural Tour. Buy tickets. I may bring
Speaker 3: the view up on stage and I'll say this about it,
Speaker 3: and maybe this is like a good teaser to get
Speaker 3: people to buy tickets. By the way I sing in
Speaker 3: the show, I love it. I really hope you guys
Speaker 3: can come if you have the chance. But I'll say this,
Speaker 3: I have bitten my tongue about a lot of the
Speaker 3: things that went on there. I think partially due to
Speaker 3: light PTSD and then just also being raised in a
Speaker 3: family home where we took the high road that was
Speaker 3: just not you know, I find it ugly and frankly,
Speaker 3: you know, it took me a long time to kind
Speaker 3: of come to terms with the fact that it was
Speaker 3: and still is the biggest thing I've really ever done
Speaker 3: and allowed me the opportunity to gain fans. I had
Speaker 3: the serious show. You know, all these things happened because
Speaker 3: of that. So I can't spit you know where I
Speaker 3: get came from. But I'll add that it does frustrate
Speaker 3: me a hair that I have behaved so well, and
Speaker 3: then this show has absolutely never invited me back. They've
Speaker 3: never have a podcast, they've never asked me back. And Matt,
Speaker 3: I know you were so sweet about me on that show,
Speaker 3: and that meant the world to me.
Speaker 1: By the way, I always go out of my way
Speaker 1: to say you're one of the You're one of the
Speaker 1: like lost great hosts of that shows. Another last thing. No,
Speaker 1: I've just been like you that you were this great
Speaker 1: host on it, and it feels like what you said,
Speaker 1: like they don't really it feels like that era kind
Speaker 1: of gets lost, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like it and Candice, I mean, I love them, but
Speaker 3: you know what firstdates to me is like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: telling the game and uh and Kelly Oh who was
Speaker 3: on it was? Oh, no, Paula. I don't even remember.
Speaker 3: There were like seventeen people. But it bothers me that
Speaker 3: I played the game right. And then I'm not rewarded
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know, they act me. I'll tell this much.
Speaker 3: They for the twenty fifth anniversary season, they did reach
Speaker 3: out to me. It was the first time I had
Speaker 3: heard from them. You're getting a little gossip. See it's fun.
Speaker 3: I got to sell tell you people, I'm telling you
Speaker 3: Michelle Collins Live Tour, Big Natural Tour singular because.
Speaker 1: It's Big Natural, so one big.
Speaker 3: One twenty fifth anniversary they reached out to me. I
Speaker 3: was very open to it. You know, the negative feelings
Speaker 3: or what have you, which one day I'll write about
Speaker 3: in a book. After they have me on I had buried,
Speaker 3: so I thought, okay, they said, hey, can you do
Speaker 3: an intro. We're going to do all the hosts in
Speaker 3: the twenty fifth anniversary intro. So this is, by the way,
Speaker 3: one of the worst stories ever because they sound horrible.
Speaker 1: But I was in Paris.
Speaker 3: The lights go out, it's lost again, and and my
Speaker 3: friend I said, this is so fabulous. We're the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3: I know, it's like a wonder they lost it again.
Speaker 1: That's how show carry schedule.
Speaker 3: I'm in an ermine coat, I have a crown on.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know why they won't have me back. No,
Speaker 3: but anyway, there was an Eiffel Tower behind me on
Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower, the Eiffel Tower, and there from one of them,
Speaker 3: you've been.
Speaker 1: You've been, you know it is.
Speaker 3: Don't tell anyone, So someone this is a dobulous And
Speaker 3: so we shot for like an hour of me going
Speaker 3: walk into the you know whatever the thing was that
Speaker 3: they wanted me to say, and I really want to
Speaker 3: look good in it.
Speaker 1: Et cetera. Send it in.
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't watch the show, to be fair,
Speaker 3: I didn't watch it before I was on it. I
Speaker 3: always say I watched it when I was literally on it,
Speaker 3: like on watch. So anyway, then the show, the premiere
Speaker 3: comes out and I swear they put me in. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to think, what's the tiniest three by three pixel
Speaker 3: square on an HDTV You couldn't see. It looked like
Speaker 3: I was in front of an intense skin city. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: finally that's the one name tiny skull.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, you know whatever.
Speaker 3: It wasn't bitter about it, because what are they going
Speaker 3: to do feature me? I was on the show for
Speaker 3: like six months, you know, so fine, But then that
Speaker 3: whole season I thought, you know what, it's shitty, and
Speaker 3: I'll just say it is.
Speaker 1: It isn't nice.
Speaker 3: It's like, listen, I exist, you know, and I've played
Speaker 3: the game. But now I guess I don't have to anymore.
Speaker 3: So that's exciting.
Speaker 1: Thanks for now. Now it's now it's it's off to
Speaker 1: the races. Now that you're getting dangerous. Now they're gonna
Speaker 1: want you back because the show lacks danger. Now. I
Speaker 1: will say that since since the show Shoh has become
Speaker 1: we're five moderate women that like, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just kind of like it lacks a little bit
Speaker 1: of the energy. You know, who tries to start mess
Speaker 1: is sunny, but because she's the only one trying to
Speaker 1: start mess like and also it's kind of just funny
Speaker 1: when she does, because she has like this, like you
Speaker 1: can see her rev up and deliver, and it's just like,
Speaker 1: you don't believe this, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: she's like, well, I think a woman should be able
Speaker 1: to kill her husband if she cheats, and we're like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't, Oh my god. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: like alyssa fair Griffin on the show, like suddenly turned
Speaker 1: the corner and is like life likable queen and you're like, wait,
Speaker 1: what hold on one second. All they were all so
Speaker 1: sweet when I went there. But there is an element of,
Speaker 1: let's call it that quality that the view has where
Speaker 1: it can get dangerous when you're watching it, which is missing,
Speaker 1: which I can't tell if I miss or whatever. But
Speaker 1: like you said, you don't watch it.
Speaker 3: I really don't. I watch Press right every damn day.
Speaker 3: My brother gave me his Direct TV another host I'm
Speaker 3: not crazy about, Drew Carey, but well we'll take it.
Speaker 3: I love my games. I love my games. I can't
Speaker 3: help it. No, I don't watch it, but you know what, Listen,
Speaker 3: if they I reached out to my friend who works there,
Speaker 3: being like, hey, I'm in town next week to do
Speaker 3: some promotion, you know, and I would happily go back,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, I have for me.
Speaker 1: It's been such a long time.
Speaker 3: But I think that they really do want to forget
Speaker 3: about Candace Raven and I.
Speaker 1: And you know, they never talked about Rosie Perez.
Speaker 3: She was on the season before me and we crossed
Speaker 3: over a little bit, but yeah, they never remember. There
Speaker 3: are just a couple people that it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: we were on we were on them. You had a
Speaker 3: confetti canon go off when I got higher.
Speaker 1: You know, do.
Speaker 2: You think it's like that time politically it was so
Speaker 2: like it feels so foreign, like Trump just starting out,
Speaker 2: or like like like the beginning of all that feels
Speaker 2: so far away that there's like the distances is the
Speaker 2: focal point is so like fucked up all over the place.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's it. I don't think it's on you guys.
Speaker 3: Oh no, listen, I personally think that there were so
Speaker 3: many things going on behind the scenes with the producers
Speaker 3: that we were just sort of what's the.
Speaker 1: Word in war? You know, there's a word for when
Speaker 1: people just die casual friendly fire.
Speaker 3: Friendly fire, unfriendly fire. Yeah, we were just the collateral.
Speaker 3: Maybe is the word I'm looking But they didn't care.
Speaker 3: It was like, okay, next we got to bring other
Speaker 3: people in, so it's fine. You know, listen, I'm grateful
Speaker 3: I rented. You know, when I moved back from my
Speaker 3: later New York to do the show, I was so
Speaker 3: sure that this was like my longtime big break that
Speaker 3: I rented the nicest apartment. My joke is that I
Speaker 3: came back in the coming to America limos, Like I
Speaker 3: was just like, oh so rich. Now I'm on ABC
Speaker 3: and I rented a two bedroom, huge apartment in a
Speaker 3: Columbus circle, Like, who do I think I am?
Speaker 1: A two year least? You thought you were a corporate
Speaker 1: media girly.
Speaker 3: CMG And now I wear I'm a threadbare dresses with
Speaker 3: hot pink bras on. Okay, this is what happens anyway.
Speaker 3: That's a lesson to you kids out there. When you
Speaker 3: get hired for daytime TV, get a studio. What were
Speaker 3: you gonna say Apart get a studio.
Speaker 1: It's the big natural tour. Please go to thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 2: You said something before we started recording that you had
Speaker 2: one had a day and two were just.
Speaker 1: In Germany and that you're not the same.
Speaker 2: So tell us what happened, tell us what happened today,
Speaker 2: and tell us what happened in Germany today.
Speaker 3: I just worked all day and that alone was traumatizing
Speaker 3: for me because that never happens.
Speaker 1: Like where I'm working.
Speaker 3: From like eight am until four pm. I don't remember
Speaker 3: the last time that's happened. So I really worked hard.
Speaker 3: I went to Frankfurt last week. Thanks Bobo. You were
Speaker 3: so great in the show. By the way, the two
Speaker 3: of you were just can I say how proud I
Speaker 3: am of the two of you? Is that I really mean,
Speaker 3: it's your mom, but I just am like, look at
Speaker 3: my boys thrive and it's the best feeling in the world.
Speaker 1: I really you know, you're our family, And honestly, I
Speaker 1: will say it. It truly was like there was only
Speaker 1: so many ways to communicate. The episode was truly lost,
Speaker 1: and the fact that you in even one second thought
Speaker 1: that we would like ever not use even a second
Speaker 1: of time we had with you was like I just
Speaker 1: wanted you to know, like that that was legitimately what happened,
Speaker 1: and it was very embarrassing and like so anyway.
Speaker 3: Listen, I don't even remember that night was so funny.
Speaker 3: It felt like a fever. It was vacation with you
Speaker 3: and we loved it. By the way, I'm going to
Speaker 3: Greece in June. Please come because right now it's just me,
Speaker 3: which if you know me, kaos.
Speaker 1: It's not the vibe. It might be.
Speaker 3: You might be the queen. It could happen. Actually, well,
Speaker 3: I went last week. I don't know if you know
Speaker 3: the podcaster Laura Shane Halls. She does the Sexy Unique podcast,
Speaker 3: very very funny. Yes, yes, of course she's great. So
Speaker 3: she and her family friend were in Germany and I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: because I live in Amsterdam, let me go to Germany.
Speaker 3: I figured, what's the worst that can happen? I just
Speaker 3: watched Zone Adventest. By the way, anyway, I got on
Speaker 3: a train to listen. It was supposed to be did
Speaker 3: you watch it?
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? I can't. I did. I did
Speaker 1: it hard, very hard.
Speaker 3: Everyone said, everyone who told me to see you in
Speaker 3: a theater are my enemies. And by the way, this
Speaker 3: is no because if I had sat in a theater
Speaker 3: with those sound effects going off. I know one way
Speaker 3: ticket to the looney bin for me. I don't need
Speaker 3: to know how.
Speaker 1: Because they usually give around trip.
Speaker 3: Was all this material and more in the Lost episode
Speaker 3: again my funniest show.
Speaker 1: So listen tearing it up like it's not that good.
Speaker 3: I got a one way ticket to Frankfurt four hours.
Speaker 3: It actually relates to the zone of interest. Hear me out,
Speaker 3: four hours Amsterdam to I'm telling you, I can make
Speaker 3: that joke. Amsterdam to Frankfort. Get on the train at
Speaker 3: eight am, looking good.
Speaker 1: I woke up.
Speaker 3: I like to wake up early and pack in the
Speaker 3: morning to my makeup. I'm always in first class on
Speaker 3: the train because it's like an extra ten dollars.
Speaker 1: But then you can like kick dirt in people's faces.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding you.
Speaker 3: Know, you can speed past people like I love doing that.
Speaker 3: So anyway, already there was an issue with the train.
Speaker 3: We need to take a connecting. Okay, no problem, get
Speaker 3: on a you trek. We're on the train for about
Speaker 3: an hour. I'm doing work for the show, believe it
Speaker 3: or not, and we come to a hall to grinding halt.
Speaker 3: We're stop for about an hour to two hours and
Speaker 3: in German they keep coming over the loudspeaker, which again
Speaker 3: not a safe feeling for me, and they're like, a hello,
Speaker 3: we have some power lines on the track. We are
Speaker 3: going to rights and a safety issue. We can all
Speaker 3: do anything about it. We have buses going to take
Speaker 3: you to Dusseldorf. I was supposed to be in Frankfurt
Speaker 3: bying in distry. I'm going to fast forward. I know
Speaker 3: I'm sitting on the floor of a bus. I have
Speaker 3: pictures with the road next to me. Hold on, now
Speaker 3: they take us to Duseldorf to get a train.
Speaker 1: Get on that train.
Speaker 3: I actually meet some very lovely Dutch people where like
Speaker 3: all kidets sing about the stress of it all right,
Speaker 3: and train to a stop again and I'm looking at
Speaker 3: my phone on the app and I'm like, this is weird.
Speaker 1: It says it's not stopping in Cologne.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know why the one day that
Speaker 3: I decide, I swear in my life to go to Germany?
Speaker 3: Do you know what they found on right near the
Speaker 3: train station? A World War two aerial bomb that hadn't
Speaker 3: been detonated. Please listen to me. They found a they unearthed.
Speaker 1: They're like Michelle's here, perfect.
Speaker 3: Unearthed, old big skull obs.
Speaker 1: Perfect a torpedo or some shit.
Speaker 3: And they couldn't have the trains go by because they're
Speaker 3: afraid that the vibration of the train is going to
Speaker 3: sell this bomb.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't a power line issue.
Speaker 3: It was it was two things, first the power line,
Speaker 3: then the bomb.
Speaker 1: End of story. I ended up with my big ass bag.
Speaker 3: You know, I always take a lot of shit with
Speaker 3: me in a place called Kobelin's which I was rotting
Speaker 3: in this piss stinking train station for two hours. And
Speaker 3: then right as I'm getting on the train, I see
Speaker 3: a guy with the most beautiful t came out bag
Speaker 3: and I missed it. I didn't get to go. This
Speaker 3: is not a good story anyway. It took me eleven
Speaker 3: hours to get into town. I'm just saying, next time,
Speaker 3: go to Germany. They're still finding bombs on the ground.
Speaker 3: Christ isn't that wild? It's not funny, but interesting, I
Speaker 3: promise bomb yeah sone of interest. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I know. We went to Berlin right after Amsterdam. We
Speaker 1: saw you did We go from Amsterdam to Berlin? Was
Speaker 1: Berlin our last stop? Bo We did Berlin and it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter anyway. It's very somber, like when the first
Speaker 1: time you go there, it is it's it's there's like
Speaker 1: this very intense feeling. You have to like get over
Speaker 1: the wall like that. There's like an energy. It's just
Speaker 1: once you get over it, you're fine and then it's
Speaker 1: a fun, lovely, great city. We had an amazing time.
Speaker 1: We went and smoked weed on the floor with peaches
Speaker 1: at a bar. It was incredible. It's like it but
Speaker 1: like there's a heaviness at firsts So you're right, there
Speaker 1: is a feeling when you get into a town like that,
Speaker 1: and it is depressing.
Speaker 3: The worst place where I feel, And it's actually for
Speaker 3: the opposite reason.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to Vienna, Austria? No, it's too
Speaker 1: pretty exactly.
Speaker 3: Vienna has the opposite thing where it's so pristine and
Speaker 3: so beautiful. There was not an overlook or a balcony
Speaker 3: in that town where I couldn't see you know who
Speaker 3: giving a major speech every balcony. I'm going, well, it
Speaker 3: was like my mind was like aieing him into every
Speaker 3: little nook and cranny and Vienna. So I might just
Speaker 3: need help, but yeah, it's listen, I love Germany. I
Speaker 3: actually like Germany and Munich. I love if you've ever been,
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Well again, funniest episode, so the year you have to
Speaker 3: bring this stuff up in the in the middle are
Speaker 3: your part, But you're so nice to have me back.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. People still talk about someone spilled sauce.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, that's one of our most famous,
Speaker 1: most notable episodes of all time when Michelle told the
Speaker 1: story about getting into an elevator and uh spilling I
Speaker 1: guess ponzu sauce all over the floor and Leah Michelle
Speaker 1: at yep, Michelle told her someone spilled sauce.
Speaker 3: It was me, but she gave me such a dirty
Speaker 3: look that I didn't know what Her boyfriend was very
Speaker 3: friendly and then she looked at me so dirty. But
Speaker 3: you have to understand that that elevator. Just want to
Speaker 3: make it known because anyone who's been to La needs
Speaker 3: to know that it's where the crazy rock and sushi
Speaker 3: is that the house sauce. It's ponzu really mixed with
Speaker 3: some sesame oil if we're going to go there. But uh,
Speaker 3: there's a target a Bevemo that was same elevator. And
Speaker 3: I think I told this on your show as well.
Speaker 3: Was where one time I was by myself going to
Speaker 3: Target and a guy who had white out cont.
Speaker 1: Came up to Scar.
Speaker 3: He said, oh, he's gonna cry my face. So I
Speaker 3: had that very haunkedd elevator for me. It's one of
Speaker 3: the reasons I left LA. I'm not even joking, like right, unfortunately,
Speaker 3: the state of the world is shit. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 3: just a reflection of kind of what's happening all over.
Speaker 3: It's happening in Miami. I mean, it's happening everywhere. A
Speaker 3: cost of living being insane. I just I mean, bone
Speaker 3: you exc what about the girls getting punched, Well, you
Speaker 3: know they think that that was like a Reddit conspiracy
Speaker 3: with those punches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did, because they never found the guy.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, they think it was more than one guy
Speaker 3: and that it was like a Reddit thread where they
Speaker 3: said go in this area and punch these ladies. But somehow,
Speaker 3: amazingly Bethany got herself involved, which is a really good gift.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, to figure out so how did that happen?
Speaker 2: Because I heard about Bethany getting in the mix, but
Speaker 2: I didn't bother finding out how I mean.
Speaker 3: She just was like, I got punched, you know, oh,
Speaker 3: she said, but it was months ago, and I'm thinking
Speaker 3: that tracks she probably did, But I don't think it's
Speaker 3: related to this.
Speaker 2: Right right right, I just keep my head down. I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's I don't know if that's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. But I just kind
Speaker 2: of like, go to the train, take it to work.
Speaker 2: I thankfully the train pulls right into my office, like
Speaker 2: I don't have to step back outside and go inside
Speaker 2: another building. So I feel like I have a pretty
Speaker 2: myopic view and scope of the city. But I'm I'm
Speaker 2: having an okay time here. The weather's getting nice.
Speaker 3: Do you go to the restaurants below Rockefeller Center or no?
Speaker 1: They're nice?
Speaker 3: They're nice, baby, come on, hold on, can we I'm
Speaker 3: about to I don't think so, Honey, Del Friscos? Which
Speaker 3: one the grill to Del Friscos? Which one the one
Speaker 3: that's by Rock Center or the one that's by Serious.
Speaker 1: There's there's the delf Friscoes.
Speaker 2: Oh, the one by Serious, But no, there's the one
Speaker 2: by Serious, which is I never go, you never go.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: People from the office get delivery from Delfrisco's at Rock
Speaker 2: Center all the time.
Speaker 1: There's there's a place called Jupiter that's great. We got
Speaker 1: I can tell Matt's. They have these like like cheeseburger
Speaker 1: egg rolls. Oh my god, no tell you so, I
Speaker 1: when I were serious.
Speaker 3: I used to go there. I used to go there.
Speaker 3: There's a bartender who works there. You probably know him.
Speaker 3: He kind of has like eskeletor energy. He's like a bald,
Speaker 3: big irishman, like a skeleton and.
Speaker 1: This episode he's outbound.
Speaker 3: He's very squid word no because he's bald, but he
Speaker 3: was like the dnse on the side, you know, he's
Speaker 3: like a slimmer guy, y Irish. I've never I don't
Speaker 3: know if anyone on this planet hates me more than
Speaker 3: this man. I've never had someone be so mean to
Speaker 3: me when I show up, Like the water always smells
Speaker 3: like dog. But the only reason why I used to
Speaker 3: go there is because they had a seared tuna sashimi
Speaker 3: salad that I loved and it was like thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 3: It was three chunks of sashims. Some you know wantan strips,
Speaker 3: you know, like real dumb bitsch food, like dumb dumpish
Speaker 3: and I loved it, and I went there last time
Speaker 3: with my friend Lucas and we sat at the bar,
Speaker 3: which I love to sit at the.
Speaker 1: Bar anywhere I go. I love a bar.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be in the mix. I love
Speaker 3: to look at everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool girl vibes, the ultimate cool girl vibes. I'm
Speaker 1: at the bar, you can talk to me. I'm watching
Speaker 1: I'm watching people. Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 3: And also as a tall person, I can like stretch
Speaker 3: my legs out, you know, it just gives me room
Speaker 3: to breathe. Yes, anyway, guess what, no sashimi tuna salad
Speaker 3: on the menu any longer? And I called uh Tristan,
Speaker 3: I don't know his name, over and I said, I said,
Speaker 3: trist what's with the what's with the lack of this?
Speaker 2: Said?
Speaker 1: It not on the menu. My number one item isn't
Speaker 1: on the menu.
Speaker 3: And he said they were bought by another restaurant group
Speaker 3: ever since they sold usta fill in the blank, I
Speaker 3: don't know who it was. He's like, so they've made
Speaker 3: some decisions and they took the saturd off the menu
Speaker 3: and we left and we went on. We laughed, Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm not eating fucking cheeseburger eggirls no offense, so we laugh.
Speaker 3: I can barely squeeze into my ribbed dress as it is.
Speaker 1: And we went to Oceania. What is that place? That's
Speaker 1: another Jesus Ocean Prime.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's the serious building. Yeah, and we went
Speaker 3: there and I had like a ninety seven dollars like scrimp.
Speaker 1: I don't even know the hole town is upside down.
Speaker 1: I had to leave right this was the last time
Speaker 1: you were in New York? Or no, this is this was?
Speaker 1: This is a while ago. This was a month and
Speaker 1: a half ago, A month and a half ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so a year like, oh, this's this city is
Speaker 1: in the toilet.
Speaker 3: That's when I decided to leave. When I saw that
Speaker 3: the tuna salad was off the menu. This isn't my
Speaker 3: city anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't recognize this place.
Speaker 3: I just want to make a clear to everyone as well,
Speaker 3: now that we're airing our like doing a like Ombudsman segment.
Speaker 3: I left New York not because of the crime, but
Speaker 3: because I had a bathroom that wouldn't not be brown.
Speaker 3: The grouse, the tiling, this is this was my breaking
Speaker 3: point moment I too, one was I got stuck in
Speaker 3: the LA at the Clark Street stop on the two
Speaker 3: three training in.
Speaker 1: That huge one of the great stops. No, that's a
Speaker 1: terrible stop great stops. There's no stairway to get up.
Speaker 3: And I got in that elevator and I swear to god,
Speaker 3: it was like the casting team from the bus from
Speaker 3: Speed had.
Speaker 1: Put everyone on that elevator.
Speaker 3: It was like unorthodox tow like a guy with a
Speaker 3: whale spear like.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the bus from that was?
Speaker 3: Like everyone motherfucker was on it. I looked around me like, okay,
Speaker 3: this town still has it. And then it got stuck
Speaker 3: and we were stuck on that elevator and I had
Speaker 3: an anxiety attack seriously, where I was like, of course
Speaker 3: I had never had clost your phobia in my life, and.
Speaker 1: You're in an elevator and you're underground, like that's.
Speaker 3: Underground hel with genuinely with Central casting, and I thought, Okay,
Speaker 3: the city's not for me. And then I was away
Speaker 3: for a bit and a very nice modern bathroom came
Speaker 3: back to my uptown apartment and I had a very
Speaker 3: lovely apartment. I had a great deal on it, even
Speaker 3: though I think there was mold in the ceiling and
Speaker 3: I was seeing stars every morning when.
Speaker 1: I woke up.
Speaker 3: Great feel it was. There was definitely like mold. There
Speaker 3: was one hundred percent mold in the ceiling in this apartment.
Speaker 3: I don't want to shout at the address, but anyway,
Speaker 3: in my bathroom first, so I had that coffin shaped tub,
Speaker 3: which I hate, you know they have.
Speaker 1: Why did they do that?
Speaker 3: Why did they shave some tubs like coffins the shape
Speaker 3: of fantasy?
Speaker 1: That's funny?
Speaker 3: And then the tile was so old Tyler Minogue and
Speaker 3: I looked and I thought I saw the grout and
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: It didn't matter.
Speaker 3: I could get on my hands and knees scrubbing it
Speaker 3: with a you know, toothbrush and toothpaste and it was
Speaker 3: not gonna not be brown. And the brown grout how now,
Speaker 3: brown grouse brown got me out of that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's where you're at with New York. What
Speaker 2: about Miami? What about Florida and general as having gone
Speaker 2: up there?
Speaker 3: Funny bring it up, because I told if I do
Speaker 3: end up moving back to the US, no listen, I
Speaker 3: say this about it, it.
Speaker 1: Would be Miami. So many do Miami?
Speaker 3: I know, Yeah, I wouldn't move back to New York
Speaker 3: for the right job. You know, obviously Network TV in
Speaker 3: a second, but Miami's fine, listen, great shopping for if
Speaker 3: a single person is debating moving there, if you're a
Speaker 3: straight woman, you have to really be comfortable with the
Speaker 3: idea of dating Pitbull if that is coming that you're
Speaker 3: a pay and he's the best smelling celebrity I've ever met,
Speaker 3: for the record, no one.
Speaker 1: Believe it. And lovely sweetest pie.
Speaker 3: But the the styling of pit Bull, that whole, that
Speaker 3: kind of a vibe that has to.
Speaker 1: Be with that. The Miami aesthetic. Yeah, a flow literally,
Speaker 1: a flow rider man. Yep, Florida man is actually that's
Speaker 1: actually a big distinction because you can have Florida man
Speaker 1: walking around really any part of the country. But a
Speaker 1: flow right a man is Florida specific. Yes, specific?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I probably would do you guys ever go down there.
Speaker 3: We should do a little. We went down there for
Speaker 3: New Years.
Speaker 2: Two years ago and it was it was fun. It
Speaker 2: was we were just like all over the place, and
Speaker 2: so I need to go back there. And we were
Speaker 2: like in an Airbnb and I think I think Miami
Speaker 2: is a place where you gotta be in a nice,
Speaker 2: swinky hotel.
Speaker 1: I think I've been to Miami for the last time. Really, yeah, stop,
Speaker 1: why no, I don't enjoy Here's the thing. It lives
Speaker 1: in a thing for me where it's like it feels
Speaker 1: like you can go and you want to be relaxing
Speaker 1: but also be like turned on if you want to.
Speaker 1: Like in terms of the night life, it's just a
Speaker 1: little too much of both. It's a little too It's
Speaker 1: just the energy is too high for me.
Speaker 2: Even if you're relaxing quote unquote, you still have to
Speaker 2: dial into it in such a crazy way.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just there comes a point at
Speaker 1: night where things turn in Miami and it just goes.
Speaker 1: I think I've not outgrown it, but like it's it's
Speaker 1: just not the way I would choose to vacation. And
Speaker 1: if I'm ever going to Miami, it would be that.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just something to say good, much like we are
Speaker 3: stereotyping Los Angeles and you have seen and I, by
Speaker 3: the way, I left Miami when I just turned seventeen
Speaker 3: because I hated it. So understand like I'm not some yeah,
Speaker 3: God knows what Miami person, but I know that the
Speaker 3: Miami that you've seen is a very specific part. You've
Speaker 3: been to South Beach, I'm assuming downtown maybe Design district
Speaker 3: there is. You know, you're not wrong. It's a very
Speaker 3: flashy town. Money is king. Everybody wants to have the
Speaker 3: most money and looks a little expensive.
Speaker 1: It is a lot, no question about it.
Speaker 3: But within the town you can still find pockets of
Speaker 3: like good restaurants now, especially like a lot of New
Speaker 3: Yorkers are down there, are like Northeast people. I think
Speaker 3: it's gotten a little bit better, but that is a
Speaker 3: very touristic thing. If it did you drive when you
Speaker 3: were there, or you were just taking ubers everywhere.
Speaker 1: We were taking ubers, I think I think it would
Speaker 1: have been a totally different vibe had we been there
Speaker 1: for longer than it was, and it wasn't New Year's
Speaker 1: any weren't thing out? Your friend Jared, who's like your
Speaker 1: biggest fan, is also from Miami.
Speaker 3: Oh no kidding. We'll hook us up because I always
Speaker 3: need more friends down there. But every time I come
Speaker 3: on your show, I beg for friends.
Speaker 1: What is that? That happened?
Speaker 3: Also at the Amsterdam show? Let's unpack that? Forget my name?
Speaker 3: I'm always like I need friends. Fabulous, Let's talk. Let's
Speaker 3: do you though, Yeah, you have cool friends.
Speaker 2: When we are speaking of Tony's we sat with some swinky,
Speaker 2: swanky friends here, I am saying swinky again, what am I?
Speaker 2: But then we had we had a great time with
Speaker 2: your friends. Also, those gen z Rs who stopped in
Speaker 2: the street could have been your friends. Like you know,
Speaker 2: we got we got to start building more bridges. I
Speaker 2: was attracted to your one memory. I was like hitting
Speaker 2: it off with your one friend Kevin. Kevin, those are
Speaker 2: too hot. I felt that there was.
Speaker 1: A vibe between us. I had a good time talking
Speaker 1: about Ben right. I remember, guys, come back, listen, come
Speaker 1: look at me. Come back.
Speaker 3: And just in case the listeners wondering, yes, I was
Speaker 3: sitting alone the show.
Speaker 1: We're like, bye, bitch, you're.
Speaker 3: Sitting with my legs crossed on the grounds. I don't
Speaker 3: even have a seat. They're like, sit there, dog. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I go, I sit on. I'm like fine, I don't
Speaker 3: mind it. No, they're the best. I do have very
Speaker 3: lovely friends. And I'm joking about that.
Speaker 1: Miami.
Speaker 3: Come back to Miami when it's not New Year's.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing though, And just just on the topic
Speaker 2: of New Year's no city that you don't live in.
Speaker 2: If you're visiting a city on New Year's you will
Speaker 2: have a bad time periods. It doesn't matter where it is. Correct,
Speaker 2: New York is not better except this last New Years
Speaker 2: where we were in New York.
Speaker 1: I loved it. We were working, Yeah, we were working,
Speaker 1: but we were just like it was we were like
Speaker 1: it was so like there.
Speaker 2: Was no like packing within two days. There was no
Speaker 2: like okay, like where where should we go now? Like
Speaker 2: what reservation should we make? It was there was none
Speaker 2: of that. There was no itinerary. It was just like,
Speaker 2: let's we're just we're home. Everyone come over to my apartment.
Speaker 2: And we went to Mexico City a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: Like I would love to visit Mesco City when it's
Speaker 2: not New Year's like around Producer Becca says New York
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve house party is the best way to
Speaker 2: go period.
Speaker 3: I do want to say, however, that I had one
Speaker 3: of my best New Year's is in Las Vegas many
Speaker 3: years ago. Oh where my friend and I. Vegas is
Speaker 3: actually fun in New Years because what I love about
Speaker 3: Vegas many people hate it. It's whatever you want it
Speaker 3: to be. I say so if you want to be
Speaker 3: like a dumb slut. Great, if you want to just
Speaker 3: gamble or drink, have a good dinner somewhere CNI show
Speaker 3: it is what you want, which is nice. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: had the best fucking time in Vegas. We met people,
Speaker 3: We had big martinis at the Petrosian Bar in the
Speaker 3: Bellagio Hotel. We saw Selene Dion So Selene, God bless her.
Speaker 3: We saw Selene. Then we went and watched fireworks over
Speaker 3: the strip and I bought these like two dollars light
Speaker 3: up mini mouse years that when I put them on
Speaker 3: my scalp, it felt like my entire body was getting electrocuted.
Speaker 1: Anyone you know this feeling. Anyway, it was.
Speaker 3: Fabulous, fabulous. But so Vegas actually can be well.
Speaker 1: Because Vegas can't turn up more than it's already turned up.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's already operating at a New Year's
Speaker 1: Eve energy literally threeound and fifty five days a year,
Speaker 1: three sixty six on the leap and so on, like
Speaker 1: any given day. You can have that experience and so
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel like you have to like adjust anything
Speaker 1: because you're just like, this is Vegas, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never been to Mexico City, though we should
Speaker 3: all go do a live show there.
Speaker 1: We shall go.
Speaker 2: Michelle, what are your hopes and drinks for the summer
Speaker 2: besides grace? Are your agrees?
Speaker 1: So I have a lot coming up?
Speaker 3: Actually, so okay tour first, even though it's not technically summer.
Speaker 1: Where are you in the garden and when is it? Okay?
Speaker 3: Big natural tour. So it starts on April twenty third.
Speaker 3: We're doing Atlanta Town Hall in New York, the Salon
Speaker 3: Theater in Los Angeles, Portland, Oregon in a big theater,
Speaker 3: the Aladdin Theater. Then Philly, Pittsburgh and Chicago and Boston
Speaker 3: is already Where are you playing in Chicago City Winery?
Speaker 1: Oh? Fun, cute, cute.
Speaker 3: Venue, should be fun. But yeah, if you live in
Speaker 3: a layer in New York, definitely definitely a ticket. The
Speaker 3: other shows are like nearly sold out, but Ellie and
Speaker 3: New York are the big venues and Portland, Oregon. So
Speaker 3: we have special guests Brian Sophie, Daniel Schneider, Amory Hars.
Speaker 3: I don't know say with Cat Cohen in New York
Speaker 3: is gonna be yes.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. Wait, I wanted to say I
Speaker 1: played at the Aladdin Theater in Portland. It's such a
Speaker 1: funny vibe because you get there and it looks like
Speaker 1: it looks like a high school auditorium and you're like,
Speaker 1: there's no way. Like my agent had been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this this this venue is great, man, like they're gonna
Speaker 1: love you man. And then I was I guess there
Speaker 1: and I'm like, huh, it's like very Portland vibes. That
Speaker 1: venue turns all the way up really but like it
Speaker 1: fills up and you're like, oh my god. Like I
Speaker 1: remember before I got on stage, it was one vibe
Speaker 1: and then I got on stage and I was like,
Speaker 1: hold on wait, this is one of the fun shows.
Speaker 1: Like it really really really was great. I'm excited to
Speaker 1: have one time there.
Speaker 3: Brian Saffy's coming with me to that show, and I'll
Speaker 3: add I just need people to buy tickets for that
Speaker 3: show because I think, I know like that they're.
Speaker 1: So clearly there. The Portland Portland sales are slow.
Speaker 2: But when Matt and I did I don't think so
Speaker 2: honey as a tour there in Portland. That was the
Speaker 2: first show and it was I think one of my
Speaker 2: favorite shows.
Speaker 1: It was it was great, It was great, and then
Speaker 1: I remember I got such a bad taste in my
Speaker 1: mouth about Seattle going forward because we we performed the
Speaker 1: very first time that Bowen and I toured for. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. We took it around the country.
Speaker 1: This was a whole different era. We went to Seattle
Speaker 1: and we played at an all ages, no alcohol venue
Speaker 1: and Discovery Zone. What was it any Discovery Zone? But
Speaker 1: but then I was like, it was the most silent
Speaker 1: I think it was the most silent comedy show I've
Speaker 1: ever But did you redeem it with have you heard
Speaker 1: of Christmas? Though? My one of my favorite cities by far,
Speaker 1: to perform in Seattle having heard of Christmas? Like I did.
Speaker 1: I did a the More Theater last time, which is
Speaker 1: a little bit bigger, and then before that, I did
Speaker 1: the Neptune, which I'm going back to this year. Was
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, such good energy, Seattle fucking rocks. I love Seattle.
Speaker 3: You know, I've never been to Seattle, and I have
Speaker 3: a friend here who's from there, who was like, you
Speaker 3: need to perform because they're the best crowds.
Speaker 1: Oh literally, last week we were talking about it.
Speaker 3: I should add one last thing, which is also a
Speaker 3: spoiler because I'm also doing five nights in London at
Speaker 3: the end of June.
Speaker 1: Wow, I was so a theater.
Speaker 3: So everyone's the best, so people should I don't. Tickets
Speaker 3: will be on sale this week. We're going to announce
Speaker 3: it officially, but I'll give you the scoop. That's happening.
Speaker 3: I think June twenty fifth through the twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so great. Oh there's just the best area,
Speaker 1: best theater, best vibes. Oh man, that's so very excited.
Speaker 3: I hope you can come forward. Then we're all going
Speaker 3: to Greece, the three of us. To Meek notes, I
Speaker 3: don't know what I'm doing this summer.
Speaker 1: I want to let go. You know.
Speaker 3: I went in a cruise last summer with my parents
Speaker 3: because again, like the friends are just knocking the door down.
Speaker 3: So I went to Iceland and to Norway with my parents.
Speaker 3: And I have to tell you, I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: coming off as the worst version of myself. Like I
Speaker 3: love Vegas. I had a great time on a cruise,
Speaker 3: but genuinely I had fun in that cruise and I
Speaker 3: had to do it again, just saying the people watching
Speaker 3: you are basically on an insane asylum at sea. So
Speaker 3: everyone has sung. Everyone's just like horrible in their own
Speaker 3: kind of ways. Some people are fun, you know, you
Speaker 3: can sometimes some people, Wait, we saw there was a
Speaker 3: singer on the boat who This is a really funny
Speaker 3: quick story that you'll die. So there's a singer that
Speaker 3: they build as like being the most not Michael Crawford,
Speaker 3: but he was like the second most performing Phantom of
Speaker 3: all time and Phantom of the Opera I don't remember
Speaker 3: as anything, and so we love Phantom. So my parents
Speaker 3: and I we go, we hobble down to the theater
Speaker 3: to see this guy. And he gets up and he
Speaker 3: sings two songs from Phantom of the Opera to the sequel,
Speaker 3: and then he's turned the rest of the show, singing
Speaker 3: like Queen songs. So I have video, which I actually
Speaker 3: am going to show in my show of my mother
Speaker 3: just fuming in her seat. She just like so pissed
Speaker 3: she can't stand him. The next day, elevator doors open.
Speaker 3: Who walked up at this He's like, I think Welsh,
Speaker 3: and he's got this big stomach and he walks out and.
Speaker 1: Then I'm goes, oh, I'm so sorry. Are you the
Speaker 1: are you the singer from Oh No? Show?
Speaker 3: Please, please don't anyway, you're dying. I'm at this point, Honey,
Speaker 3: I shrunk the kids. It's the witches. There's green smoke
Speaker 3: coming out of my backet. I'm just I'm not even witch.
Speaker 3: It's just I'm just I'm a little rat in like address.
Speaker 3: And she goes, he's a singer from last night, And
Speaker 3: he goes, why, yes, I am, you know, very proud
Speaker 3: of himself.
Speaker 1: I am yeah.
Speaker 3: And she goes, just wondering why you chose to sing
Speaker 3: Fansom of the Opera two when they're billing you as
Speaker 3: phantom One, and also you sang like he sang a
Speaker 3: song from Oliver, which is like, I guess it's like
Speaker 3: my dad's favorite musical. But he sang like one of
Speaker 3: the worst songs from Oliver that had my dad's seething.
Speaker 1: So then I go.
Speaker 3: She goes, and why of all the songs in Oliver
Speaker 3: that you could have chosen, why did you? I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm like this. It was like, what's the you're gonna go.
Speaker 1: To the movie? A few Shining? It was the Shining.
Speaker 3: As good as it gets. She was in the back
Speaker 3: ring glasses and my mom was great canear and then
Speaker 3: I was the dog anyway, dog episode, I was that
Speaker 3: little Brussels grief phone or whatever the fuck they're called anyway,
Speaker 3: So there was that. I had the best time on
Speaker 3: that boat. If that guy is listening, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of her behavior. She's a monster anyway, She'll
Speaker 3: be one of the shows.
Speaker 1: Talk about your mom, because what I want to know
Speaker 1: about her takes recently, because like I know, she always
Speaker 1: has pop culture takes, like you sometimes post the emails
Speaker 1: you get from her. I just want to know, like,
Speaker 1: what's up, What's what's mom thinking doing? Saying lately? Mom
Speaker 1: is upset?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I do a weekly episode because I have a Patreon
Speaker 3: with the show, and once a week my mom and
Speaker 3: I do an hour for the Highest Bidder uh at
Speaker 3: patreon dot com slash.
Speaker 1: Nish call of you who pay the most.
Speaker 3: But she's really big on Dealer No deal Island, like
Speaker 3: this is.
Speaker 1: Her new family. Yeah, this is like taking over.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah it's on NBCCO. I think they're showing it there.
Speaker 3: She loves the traders like everyone does. You know, she's
Speaker 3: obsessed with which I haven't watched yet, Survivor Australia.
Speaker 1: She oh, it's the best.
Speaker 3: How do you watch it because she watches it on
Speaker 3: something called SOUTHEMITV dot com. I don't have to hear
Speaker 3: her say this again. I'm gonna like end it all.
Speaker 3: She's like, wow, MYSOUTHEMTV dot com. I'm like stop.
Speaker 1: So they did have it at one point on Paramount
Speaker 1: Plus had it, and they don't anymore. But there was
Speaker 1: one iconic season that they had of Survivor Australia. It
Speaker 1: was like, I guess maybe it was season four or something.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say who won it because
Speaker 1: I would like people to find it. But someone that's
Speaker 1: on Australian Traders season two was also on this season
Speaker 1: of Survivor. By the way, I want to say, Australian
Speaker 1: Traders season one is I'm going to call the pinnacle
Speaker 1: of reality television, and I think it is the single
Speaker 1: greatest reality TV season of all time. In a competitive sense,
Speaker 1: Australian Traders season two is the worst thing you could
Speaker 1: ever watch. It honestly was so bad comedy, so bad
Speaker 1: that they canceled it. And then the whole thing was canceled,
Speaker 1: did they Yeah, the Australian version, no kidding, because I
Speaker 1: watched that too. One was very good.
Speaker 3: Is the guy you're talking about, that hot as shit,
Speaker 3: giant guy with a beard. There's a guy who second
Speaker 3: Vie Australia who was like, I think we're Instagram friends.
Speaker 3: Life doesn't matter anyway, it doesn't matter. But yeah, he's
Speaker 3: but he was I think on one of these other
Speaker 3: reality shows anyway.
Speaker 1: The Australian Survivor at any given time as it is
Speaker 1: a collection of the hottest people in the world. And
Speaker 1: I can't say that about the American but.
Speaker 3: This Survivor, by the way, I'm sorry, this season is
Speaker 3: really sucking.
Speaker 1: I'm watching. I watched it sucks and it's not good.
Speaker 1: It's a sit. It's a sit. What's it? It's just
Speaker 1: it's long. They're long episodes. You gotta see a sit
Speaker 1: for him. I'll say this last season was excellent, and
Speaker 1: it also really only got really good around episode six seven.
Speaker 1: We're at that point now where they've merged in this
Speaker 1: season and I feel like it's gonna get more interesting.
Speaker 1: But I will say the boogers that they cast that
Speaker 1: you had to get through in the beginning, it's actually
Speaker 1: some of the worst gameplay I've seen in decades on
Speaker 1: the show. Like it's like and I talk like I'm
Speaker 1: ninety years old, and it just it feels like there
Speaker 1: hasn't been this level of a super fan and b
Speaker 1: horseshit gameplay at the same time, to where I'm like,
Speaker 1: we got to stop with the toxic positivity and casting here.
Speaker 1: There is a casting issue, and like, I understand if
Speaker 1: people are excited, but there was a do you remember Bonu?
Speaker 3: Do I remember here he's on his knees here.
Speaker 1: That was That was That was a low point in
Speaker 1: in reality. There was a second was hot, but then
Speaker 1: it got too much and it was like he was
Speaker 1: judging but yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then they got it got to be a
Speaker 2: lot mish. What does mom think about the Kate Middleton stuff?
Speaker 2: Does she have an opinion?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Man, there was a moment where I was worried for myself,
Speaker 3: not her, because I knew that I had joined like
Speaker 3: K and on like whatever the q on version of
Speaker 3: the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories. I'm one of the few
Speaker 3: people still on X and I feel it being very
Speaker 3: a really slippery slope with things like this because people
Speaker 3: are still very funny on X, Like the tweets are
Speaker 3: hilarious and then they're engaging and so when people are
Speaker 3: pointing out all these conspiracy theories, it's fun.
Speaker 1: You're like, wow, this was before the video.
Speaker 3: But then even with that video, people saying her eyelid
Speaker 3: is you know, glitching out, and her shark teeth and
Speaker 3: the ring and all this stuff, and it's tough to
Speaker 3: not watch it back and be like are they right?
Speaker 1: Am I? You know, well, I think that they could
Speaker 1: have avoided all of this by just being a little
Speaker 1: bit more transparent in the beginning, because something that happened
Speaker 1: that I think, to be honest with you, I don't
Speaker 1: think they hated was the fact that there was all
Speaker 1: of this like craziness online and that went on for
Speaker 1: a very long time. And of course, like she is
Speaker 1: deserving of her privacy and also deserving of the time
Speaker 1: it takes to figure out what really is going on,
Speaker 1: because you know, when you get a diagnosis like that,
Speaker 1: or you think you're getting a diagnosis like that, you
Speaker 1: also want to make sure that you have all the
Speaker 1: information and that you have a plan and stuff. But
Speaker 1: the fact is, like we can't act like she's not
Speaker 1: one of the most famous people in the world, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And so especially when you doctor
Speaker 1: a photo and when you do all these things, it's
Speaker 1: like they didn't help themselves there. And I will stand
Speaker 1: and say they have the worst pr in the world.
Speaker 1: And I think that the if there was any inappropriateness
Speaker 1: that went on in terms of the discourse about what
Speaker 1: she was going through, they did not helped themselves there.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about William and Kate. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the machine around them that did not create a positive,
Speaker 1: healthy space for her. And I also say that taking
Speaker 1: accountability for the way everyone talked about her.
Speaker 2: But then only to be chastised after the video comes out,
Speaker 2: it's like, well you kind of you kind of like
Speaker 2: ginned up this fervor around it that like didn't have
Speaker 2: to exist.
Speaker 3: My thing is that hot guy Thomas I forget his
Speaker 3: last name, who died, that young guy who died supposedly
Speaker 3: from I mean it supposedly was a gunshot wound. I
Speaker 3: guess it kind of never fully I guess came out
Speaker 3: what did it? But then when they said the rifle,
Speaker 3: it sounded like one of the Looney Tunes rifles, like
Speaker 3: something about it also was off to me. And people
Speaker 3: think that he had like a sharp implement or like
Speaker 3: said that he was bludgeoned, which is a word I
Speaker 3: love to say, but there's something with that too, and
Speaker 3: that's where I started getting into the we'd see was
Speaker 3: Kate having an affair and what's going on? And it
Speaker 3: just seems suspicious that all of this was happening at
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 1: What can we do to tell you to get off
Speaker 1: of that?
Speaker 3: Thomas Kingston me, I need a drop, honestly, outside of
Speaker 3: what I do, I need to work.
Speaker 1: I know, are you off of it? You deleted it?
Speaker 1: We're off? I mean, I have I have a porn
Speaker 1: all it's I have. I have. I have one where
Speaker 1: I just like follow porny. I have one where I
Speaker 1: follow porn stars and roller coaster construction.
Speaker 3: I'm just getting shit about deleting it. Why can't I
Speaker 3: enjoy the things I like? If you're doing what you like?
Speaker 3: I don't understand why I have to be ashamed because
Speaker 3: I'm not watching guys jerking off?
Speaker 1: Is that okay?
Speaker 3: I mean, you're right, honestly, the truth or whatever you
Speaker 3: want to call them, I'm not on threads every time
Speaker 3: it's accidentally opens the zeats.
Speaker 1: The zeats. I still love it. People are funnier than ever.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry and yes, I do see a lot of
Speaker 3: horrific things as well, and I immediately blocked anytime I
Speaker 3: see something that I'm like crosses a line, They're gone.
Speaker 3: But it's it's endless. Unfortunately, it's endless, no problem, no
Speaker 3: problem at all.
Speaker 1: Huh. I feel like I love you. The thing is
Speaker 1: like I feel like I of course want to be
Speaker 1: on there and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Speaker 1: But I think because there's that context is removed, like
Speaker 1: I can't even engage because you can't jerk off to it.
Speaker 1: You turn off to lots, but you have so many.
Speaker 3: It's like there are only so many things that are
Speaker 3: funny these days, and that's where I find laughter. You
Speaker 3: can jerk off to anything. You can go anywhere and
Speaker 3: find porn. So it's funny that that's the thing that
Speaker 3: you still are giving them your business with m.
Speaker 1: I mean, wow, is TV comedy that bad? Like we
Speaker 1: have to be on exce like nothing out there for
Speaker 1: day to day stuff. Yeah, because we have no blogs anymore.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm a hundred Actually we have no there's
Speaker 3: nowhere else to go for like hot takes and quick news,
Speaker 3: quick rapid things.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I miss docker every day, me too,
Speaker 2: in the interest of, like, you know, it's quick takes
Speaker 2: before we get to I don't think so, honey, do
Speaker 2: you have any Bravo Our Housewives takes?
Speaker 1: You have to get off your chest? What's what do
Speaker 1: you feel about all the recent stuff we're talking? What
Speaker 1: like Summerhouse I'm watching, I'm liking it. Whatever, you don't
Speaker 1: so whatever. I don't even know what. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what Carl and Lindsay is.
Speaker 3: Oh, I actually don't you know. I watch it again
Speaker 3: just for there to be sound in my house. I
Speaker 3: don't know how use to put it. ASMR vander Pump
Speaker 3: is fine. I'm not loving this season. I don't find
Speaker 3: joy watching it.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of in a bit of a run at
Speaker 3: the moment because Potomac is over. Potomac wasn't great this season.
Speaker 3: We all know that, and then what else is on
Speaker 3: a Jersey starting? I might have to start watching Jersey?
Speaker 1: I stopped. I'm excited for Jersey. I'm excited for Jersey,
Speaker 1: and I guess you know what I've been rewatching is
Speaker 1: like season ten of OC, the Vicki and Brooks of
Speaker 1: it all, like that was that was the golden age, right, there,
Speaker 1: I guess you. No. No, I don't even really know
Speaker 1: why I asked, because it's kind of we're kind of
Speaker 1: in the dead zone. But I hope that. I hope
Speaker 1: it gets fun again.
Speaker 3: You're right, there's nothing on in New or what do
Speaker 3: you think about the New York casting? Have they finalized it?
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty finalized. It's just it's just all
Speaker 2: the women returning, right, no additions, no.
Speaker 1: Additions, everyone's coming back. And they haven't even said any
Speaker 1: friends of It's just the six of them coming back,
Speaker 1: which I think is the right move.
Speaker 2: Sure, but that promo of them like split screen on
Speaker 2: a vertical video, like is it there? I like people
Speaker 2: have already commented on this, like weeks ago, but like
Speaker 2: it's is it there? Is not enough of a thing
Speaker 2: for that promotive made sense? And what's her face? Aaron
Speaker 2: doesn't know what the hell was going on and continues
Speaker 2: to suck and as to sigh like I'm like I
Speaker 2: looked at that grit and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: don't really care about most of these people.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel. Hey, I want to say, I
Speaker 1: like Aaron. Aaron is a Aaron is a is a
Speaker 1: great vibe and she's a great vibe in the room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when she said great bottle of mescal, my loyalty
Speaker 1: can be bought. No, just kidding.
Speaker 3: By the way, she doesn't bother me to the extent
Speaker 3: that some people hate her, like I'm posteply by the end,
Speaker 3: like Aaron, at first, I had good will towards all
Speaker 3: of them, actually, and by the end Aaron really fucked herself.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, and but I love how I say, like,
Speaker 3: I'm not excited for it. I will be drooling for
Speaker 3: the first episode, like I can't wait for it to start.
Speaker 1: So, but I did their Bravo Con panel, and I
Speaker 1: really so. The only one I didn't meet was Jenna
Speaker 1: Lyons because she wasn't even at Bravocon. She didn't step
Speaker 1: foot into the arena. I guess, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: for whatever reason. But the five of them I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed actually a lot, and it seemed like they were
Speaker 1: a very cohesive cast. And I will say the Bravocan
Speaker 1: audience was going fucking crazy for them. Can't imagine. I
Speaker 1: think that show was a bigger hit than you were
Speaker 1: supposed to moderate.
Speaker 3: I was supposed to go to moderate the OC panel oh,
Speaker 3: that would have been fun. I booked my travel. It
Speaker 3: cost me.
Speaker 1: I felt like the monopoly man on the United website.
Speaker 3: I was like, let's go for it, like it was
Speaker 3: so expensive, and then they were like, oh, we'll reimburse you.
Speaker 3: And then when I said, hey, cause I'm coming from
Speaker 3: so far away to Vegas, it just didn't work out
Speaker 3: with like the money, they were like, well, pay for
Speaker 3: two nights hotel. I was like, and then when am
Speaker 3: I sleeping in the Belagio fountain like on the top
Speaker 3: of the center, spout like where am I going?
Speaker 1: After that?
Speaker 3: They could have ponied up for more together out there,
Speaker 3: and they could have ponied than they didn't, So I thought,
Speaker 3: you know what, and I went to Milan instead, because
Speaker 3: again I'm relatable. Good for you, Please come to my show.
Speaker 3: I won't bring up Malana one time. Michelle Allens Live
Speaker 3: Talking know what I really won't Michelle Collins Live dot com.
Speaker 3: I'm excited for the show. I'm going to sing. I
Speaker 3: wrote a new parody song for it.
Speaker 1: Love it. Wait all right, well you know where to
Speaker 1: get tickets? We should do Vegas. That's that's hopefully an
Speaker 1: easy trip for us, right.
Speaker 3: I love Vegas. I will go the summer. The summer sucks,
Speaker 3: I'll go in the fall.
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to Vegas. I literally fucking love Vegas. I
Speaker 1: don't tell you up. You sit in that Belagio bar,
Speaker 1: that Petrosi and bar.
Speaker 3: They all know me when my my first name and
Speaker 3: one martini is like thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 1: They're huge.
Speaker 3: You see when I say, every walk of life in
Speaker 3: that lobby under the glass, every person, every alien, every
Speaker 3: specimen somehow walks rolls their way through and it is
Speaker 3: the best. To me, there is no better people watching
Speaker 3: on the planet than right there.
Speaker 1: Especially during Bravocon. By the way, the best during Bravocon
Speaker 1: was like I stayed at I forget what I said,
Speaker 1: cosmopoalenen O nice. And the best was running into like
Speaker 1: the Gorgas and the Fudas, oh like just roaring through
Speaker 1: the lobby like I loved it. Like Joe Gorga and
Speaker 1: John Fuda both stand four six, Oh my god, their
Speaker 1: wives are nineteen feet tall. It is and and just
Speaker 1: gorgeous and stunning, and just watching them walk through, It's
Speaker 1: like Bravocon was the best because it was just like
Speaker 1: mascots everywhere. It was I was describing it as like
Speaker 1: you watch Mickey and Donald Duck Walker Mound, but they
Speaker 1: actually never take off the masks, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: that's just them. Shannon Storm's bodor coming up to me
Speaker 1: saying she's a I'm like, Shannon, you're too good. That's fun.
Speaker 3: I was gonna ask if Joe Gorga took a picture
Speaker 3: in the big high heel in the Cosmopolitan lobby. You
Speaker 3: know they have that big high deal you can sit in.
Speaker 3: That would have been fun. I would have enjoyed that.
Speaker 3: Cosmo's fun. Listen, it's cheesy. I'm not cheesy like that.
Speaker 3: I hate floor de Lei famously. I don't like swirls like.
Speaker 3: There are certain design elements I don't love. And that's
Speaker 3: very Vegas, all of those things. It's very grand lux cafe.
Speaker 3: But I do really lean into that's the Miami suburban girl.
Speaker 1: In me, though. I love things like that. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we connect on that. Yeah, okay, it's time
Speaker 1: for I don't think so, honey, wouldn't you say bow
Speaker 1: and yang? I would say, so, let's do it right. So, this,
Speaker 1: of course, is the segment that we do famously on
Speaker 1: this podcast every single time, and we even do it
Speaker 1: on Lost episodes. You know, somewhere out there there exists
Speaker 1: I don't know, Sawnny Kelly Clarkson by Michelle Collins, and
Speaker 1: it's well, well, if you repeated, we don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: she new takes. We'll see, but I certainly have a
Speaker 1: new take. It's as a result of watching and a
Speaker 1: consuming culture. And I'm noticing someone is really really present
Speaker 1: in the culture right now, and I just want to
Speaker 1: point it out. Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. As time starts now, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, Nicholas Gallatzine. Logistically, this actor is in every
Speaker 1: single thing, and I don't understand how it actually happens.
Speaker 1: I am not I don't think so honeying him as
Speaker 1: a talent. I really liked him in Bottoms. I respect
Speaker 1: his straight ass being in Red, White and Royal Blue.
Speaker 1: I think we need more amazing talent and straight actors
Speaker 1: to bring a skaseex to the screen. I want to
Speaker 1: see your takes. But what I really really don't understand
Speaker 1: is just logistically how he is the lead in all
Speaker 1: of these things. All of a sudden, it would suggest
Speaker 1: a couple things to me, One that there are no
Speaker 1: other actors in his demographic, and two that he is
Speaker 1: AI fifteen. I am here to titch. I think that
Speaker 1: Nicholas Galaxy is the first AI actor. I don't actually
Speaker 1: know any sighting of him in real life, So I
Speaker 1: am pitching this. Nicholas Galatine is a I. If anyone
Speaker 1: can disprove this, please come forward. But I think we
Speaker 1: have to watch out for AI Nicholas Galaxy, and it's
Speaker 1: the only explanation for his ubiquity. And that's one minute.
Speaker 1: The letters are in his name. Listen, now you are correct, sir,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I'm like Russell crow
Speaker 1: and what a beautiful, beautiful mind. You're like pop culture.
Speaker 1: You're like Russell Crowe and La Confidential love that movie.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? This person is? Yeah? He suddenly a
Speaker 1: list in a way where I'm like, where did this get?
Speaker 1: What happened to? Whatever happened to?
Speaker 2: It takes ten years for an overnight success, yeah, because
Speaker 2: because I think now it takes one night for an
Speaker 2: overnight success. It literally is an overnight success. I don't
Speaker 2: know this person, Okay, you do. Though he's very talented,
Speaker 2: He's no he's.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. He's good, he's good, and he's also cute.
Speaker 1: But the thing is like it has now become a
Speaker 1: situation where I don't think anyone else books that's so interesting.
Speaker 1: He's the lead in a romantic comedy with Anne Hathaway,
Speaker 1: just like straight away, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: he's like starring opposite Julianne Moore in this like huge
Speaker 1: Marion George series. These aren't like little things. These are
Speaker 1: the opposite, these Oscar winning actresses and these like projects
Speaker 1: that they're doing. And it's not the first time.
Speaker 2: There was no like on Ramping, it was just like
Speaker 2: straight shot up into the sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think like even if it was red
Speaker 1: white and royal blue, that to me, logistically doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like it could have been the thing because that wasn't
Speaker 1: that long ago. When all these products have become concurrent.
Speaker 1: It's just like, if you look at any given time
Speaker 1: over the past year and a half, he's been starring
Speaker 1: in something major that it can't have just taken a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks to shoot, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it's just like, logistically, I think he has to
Speaker 1: be artificial intelligence can show me him outside of a movie.
Speaker 1: He's Simone. I'm telling you, Simon.
Speaker 3: I feel like I just looked at him. I'm excited
Speaker 3: for that Anne Hathaway movie. But uh, I feel like
Speaker 3: this happens with a lot of actresses too, where all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, I'm being subjected to these young people
Speaker 3: in general, who I've never laid eyes on. I assume
Speaker 3: they're like TikTok people, because I don't know where else
Speaker 3: people are discovered these days.
Speaker 1: But industry playing, that's playing. Yeah, I agree. I actually
Speaker 1: believe deeply in the idea of industry plants on one
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're just so lucky. I would become any industry plant.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I just want to be playing to people. Don't suspect
Speaker 3: a thing. I know they would if I made it.
Speaker 3: They'd be like, Okay, someone plays to her. I guess
Speaker 3: the seed finally grew.
Speaker 1: The scene at this point. At this point, for us,
Speaker 1: they repot us go. Yeah. The best is when you
Speaker 1: do an interview and the comments are like they really
Speaker 1: are trying to make them happen. Huh, Like it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like they it's just so funny.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's just impossible. I mean, this goes back
Speaker 2: to Matt's whole like premise like that he made years ago,
Speaker 2: which is there should be recite like new famous people
Speaker 2: every let's say ten years, because now what's happening is
Speaker 2: there is no way for new people to be famous
Speaker 2: except if you're a Nicolas Galaxy, I guess. Or but
Speaker 2: but then I also I reject that notion a little
Speaker 2: bit because I'm like, we still have stars, they're just
Speaker 2: a little bit it feels like there's more chaff to
Speaker 2: sift through.
Speaker 1: Well, go watch the movie Done Two. All the movies.
Speaker 1: Literally every new movie star is in that movie. It's Zendeya,
Speaker 1: Timmy Florence, and Austin Butler, the four of them. And
Speaker 1: then I would say outside of that, there's like Tom
Speaker 1: Holland like that generation, and Sidney Sweeney that generation. We
Speaker 1: definitely do the movie's We're Locked, We're There. And Nicholas Gallaxy. Now,
Speaker 1: I just didn't see the progression with him. It just
Speaker 1: felt like it came out of nowhere, and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: because you can sort of track everyone else. He arrived
Speaker 1: in these huge projects out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: It's funny, Well, he's gorgeous, beautiful kid, and he's and
Speaker 3: by the way, chock full of talent.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him in anything. What a talent?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Well, I was watching an interview with Anne Hathway and
Speaker 1: she was like, well, thank god we have Nick and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, wow, really you know.
Speaker 2: This person was I didn't know I would say the
Speaker 2: other guy in red, white and yal blue. He he
Speaker 2: I've seen the cobblestones laid out for him, like he
Speaker 2: like took the big the bit parts and like worked
Speaker 2: his way up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know who we should ask because he was
Speaker 1: in Attoms, we should just flat out ask Rachel Senna
Speaker 1: and Io if he's AI, because they can answer it
Speaker 1: because they worked with the AI creation in the film
Speaker 1: if this is true, or they could confirm or deny
Speaker 1: he is a living, breathing, flesh person.
Speaker 2: Rachel Io reach out to us and look, it's a
Speaker 2: totally acceptable answer answer.
Speaker 1: If you're like, he is a but he's so good,
Speaker 1: he's so sweet, We're.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, totally, yeah, we just have to get to
Speaker 2: the bottom of like his existential nature.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Listen, we're just two industry
Speaker 1: plans reaching out to two other industry plans. To let
Speaker 1: us know about this other industry plan. Let us all.
Speaker 1: Let us know girls, Oh.
Speaker 3: To be planted boys, what a blessing on both of
Speaker 3: your lives. Honestly, seriously, anyways, so bow and Yang, So
Speaker 3: my phone famously died this morning and I almost overslept.
Speaker 1: So I don't have any time? Can you time? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course. Oh, this is good. You've earned You've earned this.
Speaker 1: You're now a legendary guest, so you can you can
Speaker 1: even do the whole thing as a former judge of
Speaker 1: the cultur War pageant. We'll call it.
Speaker 3: Okay, so let me let me figure out how my
Speaker 3: timer works. It's a stop watch, correct, you know what? Hey, hey,
Speaker 3: plant one, keep it down.
Speaker 1: I got it. Okay, you's not going to be a
Speaker 1: problem for the recording.
Speaker 3: Hold on, we're back nothing, you know, I use one
Speaker 3: of these things. I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 1: Cut that out.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Bowen Yang. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 3: I'm going to start now.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey, British Vogue, I need more
Speaker 2: videos of what's in my bag from actresses. I just
Speaker 2: I think I don't need to watch any more TV
Speaker 2: or play any more video games or read any more books.
Speaker 2: All I need to do for the rest of my
Speaker 2: life is watch What's in my Bag videos? What is
Speaker 2: it about these videos that is so soothing? It reveals
Speaker 2: so much about these people, it makes them relatable. If
Speaker 2: we all did it What's in my Bag video, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter for what platform, we would have one million
Speaker 2: new fans. These are very effective marketing tools that make
Speaker 2: me all of a sudden care for fucking Daisy Edgar Jones,
Speaker 2: that make me think, you know, maybe maybe Emma what's
Speaker 2: her face, maybe hermione is Emma Watson is a compelling
Speaker 2: I can't even remember her name. Maybe Emma Watson is
Speaker 2: a compelling celebrity. It makes me really enjoy these people
Speaker 2: no matter what. Charlie XCX has an amazing one, Pamela
Speaker 2: Anderson has such a good one. This is such This
Speaker 2: is the best media we could ever have come up
Speaker 2: with in the history of time.
Speaker 1: And I need more of them. And there's a stoppage
Speaker 1: they've stopped making them. Yeah huh, and that's one minute. Listen.
Speaker 1: I think that there is something about the fact that
Speaker 1: and tell me if this is true, because you do
Speaker 1: like a product you know what I'm saying. It's like you,
Speaker 1: I'm sort of like there's like one thing in all
Speaker 1: those bags where I'm like, I could buy that thing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like and I reach out.
Speaker 1: The therapy famously works. And that's why those things have
Speaker 1: started to work on me personally, is because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's an attainable thing I could do, and essentially they're
Speaker 1: being sold to us. That's really what that shit is.
Speaker 1: It's like QVC, I know that.
Speaker 2: I don't think so honey, Like Wirecutter doesn't really get
Speaker 2: it right all the time. And what is actually more
Speaker 2: reliable is these What's in my Bag videos where you
Speaker 2: have someone being like, no, I live and swear by this,
Speaker 2: this should be the only endorsement that matters.
Speaker 3: And you believe them because you know, I've just changed
Speaker 3: once again. I don't think so honey, based on both
Speaker 3: of yours. I always do that, like I have one
Speaker 3: in mind, and I've just changed. I'm going to do
Speaker 3: a whole new one now because you've inspired me. But
Speaker 3: I'm going to give kind of an opposite take of you,
Speaker 3: because I please, I guess I'm no, I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to veer a way when you're saying I just I'm
Speaker 3: like a little more skeptical, but maybe because I've been burned.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, it happens. Oh, I can't wait to hear this, well?
Speaker 3: Can I also add that I broke when I was
Speaker 3: going to Frankfurt, Germany the day they found that bomb.
Speaker 3: I have a ring cam in my house that the
Speaker 3: wire was like run this big vase and as I
Speaker 3: was like running out the door, I tripped on the wire. No,
Speaker 3: the vase came crashing down. I vacuumed it up. There's
Speaker 3: no question. I have ceramic sharts on my feet right now.
Speaker 3: And just keep in mind when.
Speaker 1: If there's no question for the past.
Speaker 3: Like twenty minutes, I'm like, oh, when I get up,
Speaker 3: there's just gonna be like Wilson, blood prints across the floor.
Speaker 1: Thanks up with a stumpy foot, like time ban ice cream?
Speaker 1: Anyway in Vegas, we'll top. We gotta go do the cruise.
Speaker 1: You get up and like fall over foot is a
Speaker 1: bloody stump? What if?
Speaker 3: I don't think so, honey was but Forrest Gump. I'm
Speaker 3: like Forrest Gump. I like back to the forefront.
Speaker 1: Fuck that, No, to the power front. Okay, exactly, This
Speaker 1: is Michelle. By the way, Michelle, you look amazing radio
Speaker 1: radio radio.
Speaker 3: That's really always You're so sweet? Wait, can I might
Speaker 3: even just do all three things I wanted to I
Speaker 3: don't get so honey, you want and I can't get
Speaker 3: it in.
Speaker 1: Whatever, and there's no time limit for you, honestly, but.
Speaker 3: I'll no, that's the fun of it, that's the fun.
Speaker 3: I have an immediate anxiety attack. I'm in the elevator
Speaker 3: in Clark Street. Okay, no, let's do it. Take it away.
Speaker 3: I'm ready casting from seed the people on the bus
Speaker 3: for bus.
Speaker 1: This is Michelle. Time starts now. Okay.
Speaker 3: Initially I don't think so honey. Theater tickets aka cabaret tickets.
Speaker 3: I'm coming to New York for three nights. I decide
Speaker 3: I'm going to be chic. I saw it in London.
Speaker 3: It was fantastic. I said, I'm going to see it
Speaker 3: again in New York because I love it and I
Speaker 3: love the music on the story. And I went on
Speaker 3: their website and one ticket is three hundred and ninety
Speaker 3: the most expensive ticket. The most expensive is over six
Speaker 3: hundred for one ticket. It was three hundred and ninety
Speaker 3: nine for like limited you I want to say, for
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars with the fees, I want to see
Speaker 3: redmin head to toe. Sorry, that's how I was already
Speaker 3: really pissed me off. So if anyone's listening in his
Speaker 3: connections now, but then when I wanted to change it too, say,
Speaker 3: I feel crazy right now. Micromachines is Bethany Frankel suggestions
Speaker 3: in her her influencing because I fell for it. Okay, well,
Speaker 3: don't nag me in my own I think so, honey.
Speaker 3: I fell I thought I will not stand.
Speaker 1: For and.
Speaker 3: I fell for it because of exactly what you said.
Speaker 3: That she had something attainable. She is only to continue.
Speaker 3: She had something attainable that I thought I want. That
Speaker 3: she had air Mez lip oil. Listen to the dumbist
Speaker 3: fiction in the world that would be me. And I'm
Speaker 3: watching her with her jigsaw face lathering the lip up
Speaker 3: with this oil. I said, I need the air meslip oil,
Speaker 3: only thing I can afford. I go into air mez
Speaker 3: and Amsterdam with no makeup on. I look like trunch bowl. Okay,
Speaker 3: I walk in. I swear to god, I looked like
Speaker 3: I don't even know, I don't even.
Speaker 1: Want to install myself.
Speaker 3: But it was not a good look for me, and
Speaker 3: I come and tell her and they were like, can
Speaker 3: we happy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like all rude.
Speaker 3: First it started. I tried in a pair of shoes
Speaker 3: that were a little tight, be size forty two ladies,
Speaker 3: and the woman there was like, oh they're tight, what
Speaker 3: size are they?
Speaker 1: And I went, she went, she went.
Speaker 3: That's the biggest size way made that happened to me.
Speaker 1: I went, you don't think I know that, your fucking bitch. Please. Okay.
Speaker 3: That was the first nag at air mez anyway, so
Speaker 3: that bothered me. And then she did apologize to me
Speaker 3: because I didn't handle it well.
Speaker 1: I like walked away silent.
Speaker 3: I was like, she was like, I'm only a size
Speaker 3: thirty six. I stayed about your five and a half
Speaker 3: feet fucking tall. What do you think you know?
Speaker 1: I'm big? Leave me out of it. Anyway.
Speaker 3: I went to buy the lip oil hold on, I'm
Speaker 3: getting fired up, and it was sixty euros and I thought,
Speaker 3: all right, it's like one Uber eats. I'll starve tonight
Speaker 3: and I'll eat my lip oil and I die table
Speaker 3: for one. That's how much I eat size forty two. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I get the lip oil cola. It was called cold
Speaker 3: Flavor whatever. It's like a pink color.
Speaker 1: Who knows? I put her on.
Speaker 3: First of all, packaging, This is really and I don't
Speaker 3: think so, honey, air mess packaging living in a three
Speaker 3: out of ten horrible, worse than wet and wild from
Speaker 3: fucking dayne read number one, number two, really lendous packaging
Speaker 3: like the first. Well, it's a glass tube, so anytime
Speaker 3: you put it down, it's like rolling left and right.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I'm the captain in Titanic trying to
Speaker 3: keep it on the table.
Speaker 1: Let's first second of all, just follow along. How many
Speaker 1: more minutes do I have left? As a joke? Oh girl,
Speaker 1: I open it up, Please, I open it. I'll kill you.
Speaker 1: I'll have you killed.
Speaker 4: Listen, you have to go.
Speaker 1: You deleted. She still doesn't believe it. You deleted it,
Speaker 1: she said. She's still trying to We are listen, you
Speaker 1: are so wait. So I come a second there.
Speaker 3: I take this hard. They call it a it's like
Speaker 3: a doe foot applicator. That's what the that's what Bethany
Speaker 3: calls a doe foot.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I take the applicator. It's hard as a rock
Speaker 3: with this oil, I'm going huh. I put it on
Speaker 3: my lips, y'all. A tasted like hard peppercorns.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. This is a little no oil.
Speaker 3: My joke is like, catch you a peppe like I
Speaker 3: put it on. I'm going with this. You know you
Speaker 3: want to taste cherry floral, something.
Speaker 1: Kind of delicious corn oil.
Speaker 3: It was Seschean General chose lip oil.
Speaker 1: I put it on.
Speaker 3: That's why Bethany was like, yeah, I'm probably your first
Speaker 3: meal all day. I beat that in anyway, So I
Speaker 3: moved it tasted so that I never used. Of course
Speaker 3: I can't return it. So I got fucked out of
Speaker 3: like seventy dollars. That's unumiliated with my rate and humiliated.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So not only can't I afford cabaret tickets, I have
Speaker 3: an air mess lip oil I can't even use. And
Speaker 3: I was humiliated about my big fucking feet at that
Speaker 3: store by that little bitch. Yeah, and that's my I
Speaker 3: don't think so, honey, I was gonna talk about my manicure,
Speaker 3: which looks like dentures, but no, I do matter.
Speaker 1: And then it's like minutes and twenty seven seconds. I
Speaker 1: mean it in every word, every word.
Speaker 2: Was perfect, And I will say this is not a nag.
Speaker 2: I do think Bethany on TikTok doing product reviews is
Speaker 2: a different thing, and it's not It is not editor
Speaker 2: what I like about the British folk videos. Even if
Speaker 2: it is like, oh, this person clearly has a deal
Speaker 2: with Valentino or whatever, Like, I still like watching these people.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter that like that I know them. I
Speaker 2: just like watching anybody all Like I have gone down
Speaker 2: a rabbit hole on YouTube of just any old vlogger
Speaker 2: talking about what's in her bag. I'm like, there's something
Speaker 2: so soothing and comforting about this. But Bethany, like reviewing
Speaker 2: tuna from cans, I'm like, she's out of her fucking mind.
Speaker 3: Listen anytime she mashes something down with a fork, I'm sick.
Speaker 3: Anytime she's like the rice cake, she's like, you gotta
Speaker 3: mash is.
Speaker 1: She always is using a fork.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a knife in her house, and she's
Speaker 3: a very hard person to watch eat. But there is, yeah, genuinely,
Speaker 3: there is something very I think I may have just
Speaker 3: recently unfollowed her. There is just something inherently watchable about her,
Speaker 3: much like that the Lagio lobby where it's you know,
Speaker 3: it's just like, Wow, I can't believe someone is just
Speaker 3: doing this shit. And truth be told, I do like
Speaker 3: some of her her opinions sometimes on makeup and things
Speaker 3: like that. I like watching her put the stuff on
Speaker 3: what have you. But when she went to the TJ
Speaker 3: Max in the Hampton's to give out her use makeup,
Speaker 3: that for me was that was really a new low
Speaker 3: in culture and society. Yeah, and I'm generous. It wasn't
Speaker 3: about it's just the fact that it was used. You
Speaker 3: want to give them something you're rich, go to fucking
Speaker 3: stuff for by then gift cards. Don't bring them some
Speaker 3: half eaten peppercorn lip oil, right.
Speaker 2: I mean like it's it's like Bethany has reached that
Speaker 2: point now where it's like broken clock is right twice
Speaker 2: a day. Yeah, it's like we can totally appreciate specific
Speaker 2: things about her still, but it's like, but I mean like,
Speaker 2: like that's not to say that she can't come out
Speaker 2: of that phase, because I feel like now I am
Speaker 2: personally even though we know what we're getting now with
Speaker 2: the Zale Banks. It's like I can totally disagree with
Speaker 2: her on so many things, but I can. I can
Speaker 2: agree with her on other things. And what I love
Speaker 2: about New is about Azalea Banks's newest takes on Cowboy card,
Speaker 2: which she doesn't like for whatever, for all her reasons
Speaker 2: is we've now found out that she is a huge
Speaker 2: kt Tunstall fan. She stands Katie Tonstall and real hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. I am obsessed. The black Horse in the
Speaker 2: Cherry Tree was a movement, not a moment. Suddenly I
Speaker 2: see culture number eight not a moment of moment is
Speaker 2: daily Banks over here talking about how the melody and
Speaker 2: suddenly I see as one of the best pop music
Speaker 2: melodies ever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's not, that's crazy. It's crazy to single
Speaker 1: out that song with black Horse and the Cherry Tree
Speaker 1: right there, even if that weren't by the same artist.
Speaker 1: It's literally it's literally not it's not even better than
Speaker 1: Texas Holden's melody. He's right, You're both right.
Speaker 3: I love his Zaia Banks because she's one of the
Speaker 3: few people now that we don't have poor Wendy Williams
Speaker 3: speaking her chee. Yeah, she's one of the only people
Speaker 3: that is allowed to be truthful. Does not care about
Speaker 3: the rematations of Quane unquote getting canceled or people not
Speaker 3: liking her or not getting hired for things. She is
Speaker 3: a free spirit and that to me is so admirable
Speaker 3: and we need more of that is the truth. We
Speaker 3: need to be able to allow people to say shit
Speaker 3: without having their throat slit totally.
Speaker 2: And what she's saying about Tyler the Creator and Lena's
Speaker 2: I don't totally disagree with either about how like there
Speaker 2: is this trope, there is this trope within like gay
Speaker 2: celebrity culture where it is like, oh, you got to
Speaker 2: date some like fucking a specific kind of person anyway, that's.
Speaker 1: All hmmm, Oh that's interesting. Yeah, I love it. I
Speaker 1: think I think the fact is, like, are some of
Speaker 1: her opinions like like, even if they seem wild, she
Speaker 1: will she will bring out the PowerPoint presentation, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. She never just says anything like this
Speaker 1: is why I think this. This is the experience I'm
Speaker 1: bringing to this. You it might be wild, you might
Speaker 1: not agree with it, but this is my experience. And
Speaker 1: I think the fact that we are also up in
Speaker 1: arms about someone being like no holds Barren in what
Speaker 1: they think is kind of actually a problem with us
Speaker 1: and not her yes, and she's funny as ship.
Speaker 3: Though she is a linguist, the words that she chooses,
Speaker 3: the rhymes, the things, the puns. My friend Dave and
Speaker 3: I we just DM her ship to each other all
Speaker 3: day and like shoot tears of laughter. I think she's
Speaker 3: one of the great poets, the best.
Speaker 2: She's one of the great poets, genuinely, one of the
Speaker 2: best lyricists of her generation. She she has one of
Speaker 2: the best burns, roast whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2: Of calling Grimes, of saying that Grimes looks like she
Speaker 2: smells like a roll of Nichols. That is the funniest,
Speaker 2: the funniest insult that's ever been written ever.
Speaker 1: Anyway, She's she's anyway.
Speaker 2: And one of our best one of our best minds
Speaker 2: is right here with us. It's Michelle Collins.
Speaker 1: Round a pause, number three. Boys.
Speaker 3: I first of all, thank you so much for having
Speaker 3: me back on the show after the.
Speaker 1: Lost episode. After the last episode. Yeah, can you imagine
Speaker 1: me being so up in arms? But I don't think
Speaker 1: twenty Kellor parks, that's how my allegiance to celebrity is
Speaker 1: that delete the episode? How dare she? I don't know?
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, it was fun, But I just I adore
Speaker 3: you both. Nobody makes me laugh like you too, And
Speaker 3: I know I hope one of you can come to
Speaker 3: one of my damn shows.
Speaker 1: You're working so much, all right, I want to come
Speaker 1: to In fact, I'm going to be When When are
Speaker 1: you in New York? When is that?
Speaker 3: The New York show is May sixth, this town Hall
Speaker 3: and then LA is April twenty fifth.
Speaker 1: Yes, make that May six could happen for me too.
Speaker 1: It's within the realm.
Speaker 3: This is really don't don't say it if you don't
Speaker 3: mean it, So don't say for sure, let me know,
Speaker 3: don't buy ticket.
Speaker 1: Already said it, Michelle. So what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1: Go back in fucking time? I said it. I I'm
Speaker 1: going to try to be there.
Speaker 3: Listen, I wanted you on stage, but I'm not going
Speaker 3: to put that pressure on you in the audience.
Speaker 1: Will come now, I'm like, yeah, look at me, look
Speaker 1: at me. If you want to get on stage, we'll talk.
Speaker 1: If you can do it, I am I'm gonna try.
Speaker 1: I dying to get back to New York sooner, sooner
Speaker 1: than we have And I'll pay you. I'll pay you
Speaker 1: if you get on that stage. Listen, We'll take all
Speaker 1: this business off. Mike boils. That's it, can take the
Speaker 1: business off. Mike. Leave this sin, leave the sin.
Speaker 3: I want to all these boys accountable to the fans.
Speaker 3: I love you, but thank you for having me so.
Speaker 1: Much, you say Bowen. We end a very episode with
Speaker 1: the song.
Speaker 4: What song needy you like? What get it changed?
Speaker 1: Keys? In the middle of that is it feeling in
Speaker 1: your excuse me, this is your ruth and that wasn't
Speaker 1: even the right words. But Bowen is Bowen just literally
Speaker 1: fucked out of obscurity. I Need You by Leanne Riimes,
Speaker 1: which is a Christian song, and we love it and
Speaker 1: we love it. Bye Bye,