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Speaker 1: He's another tub on the twenties. Hello, Hey, they're kitten. Hello,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Am I speaking with the knees? Yes?

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Speaker 1: This is she? Who is this? This is mister Bruce.

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Speaker 1: I live in your building. How are you doing, mister Bruce? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Peaches and cream? What? Which one are you?

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Speaker 1: Which one are you? Who is this? I saw the

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Speaker 1: note that you posted about needing some moving boxes down

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Speaker 1: in the mail room in our building. Oh, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you to help you out a little bit. Where are

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Speaker 1: you running off too? I'm not running anywhere. Well, clearly

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Speaker 1: you're probably gonna hire a moving truck or something, right, darling,

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Speaker 1: But where are you moving? Just curious? Um, I just

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Speaker 1: need some boxes I'm moving away. Do you have boxes

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Speaker 1: that you can that you have because you could just

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Speaker 1: leave them the lobby? I do, Yeah, I can hook

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Speaker 1: you up. So why don't you When can you just

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Speaker 1: leave them down there? Because I don't. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: can just set them there. Here's how it's gonna work. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've seen you in the lobby, and I gotta tell

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Speaker 1: you very very impressed. You're impressed with my lobby walk? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm impressed with every kind of walk you got right.

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Speaker 1: I like the way you flirt. I'm not flirting with you.

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Speaker 1: I need whoa whoa? She's got a mouth on her?

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Speaker 1: Is someone else? Are you talking to me? I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to the world, letting them know that you are a

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Speaker 1: spicy halapino. Are you for real? Is that how you

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Speaker 1: talk in real life? That is so gross? You mean

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Speaker 1: directing to the point, letting a beautiful lady know that

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Speaker 1: he's interested. Yeah, no, I mean that's the way mister Bruce.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that word means, but that is

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Speaker 1: the way mister Bruce approaches life. I see something and

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Speaker 1: I go get it all seriously stopped at the grounds.

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Speaker 1: It's not attractive. The whole way you're talking is dispulsive.

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Speaker 1: All I'm doing is saying, I'll give you some moving

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Speaker 1: boxes if you let me take you out for a

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Speaker 1: drink or two. I wouldn't let you take me out

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Speaker 1: the front door alone, take me out for a drink.

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Speaker 1: You know how many ladies have said that to me

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Speaker 1: and then wound up in throws of a passionate embrace

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Speaker 1: later that evening. The only way I could see that

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Speaker 1: happening is if you kidnapped a woman. I don't see

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Speaker 1: that happening at all. You don't see me kidnapping a woman,

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Speaker 1: good because I wouldn't want to get caught. Yeah, oh,

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Speaker 1: score one for me. Huh yeah. Just so you know,

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Speaker 1: you're not a funny person. I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: think you're racking up points here or something. Nothing about

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Speaker 1: you is funny. I hear you're saying a lot of no,

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Speaker 1: but I'm picking up a lot of yes. Oh. I

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Speaker 1: am not interested in You're creepy. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: this is happening. I'm not interested in you're creepy, weird

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Speaker 1: pickup lines. Nothing about you is even the least bit normal.

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Speaker 1: You're just a totally gross guy who don't make those sounds.

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Speaker 1: That is so gross. Let's face it. We both have needs.

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Speaker 1: You need boxes and I need something else. Listen, freak,

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Speaker 1: I'm done talking to you. Please don't ever call me again.

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Speaker 1: That's right. I am a freak, and so is your

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Speaker 1: friend Mary. What are you talking about? What she's as

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Speaker 1: super freak, super freaky? Ow? What what are you talking about? Mary?

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Speaker 1: She said this whole thing up. I don't get what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. Set what up? Well? This is actually

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Speaker 1: this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Mary

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Speaker 1: set you up. Are you serious? Oh god, she said,

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Speaker 1: she said you posted your number in your mail room

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Speaker 1: and she was giving you crap about how you're gonna

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Speaker 1: get calls from a bunch of weirdos. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill her. Hey's still interested in those boxes, though, sweetheart,

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Speaker 1: Nice Bruce, mister Bruce got boxes. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubal foone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy

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Speaker 1: On Ruing ninety two point five