Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And Steady Hoyer. Steady Hoyer is he's
Speaker 1: been a piece of work for quite some time. He
Speaker 1: stepped up. Yeah, this was yesterday. I think he stepped
Speaker 1: up and had this to say. It is unfortunate at
Speaker 1: a time of war that we spend all the time
Speaker 1: blaming our own president. It is unfortunate that when the
Speaker 1: Europeans look, look again, We've had this talk before, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to get to my ask doctor Jesse questions
Speaker 1: here in a second. But we've had this talk before.
Speaker 1: It's important that we have it again. When Donald Trump
Speaker 1: got elected, it was such a shock to the system.
Speaker 1: The system was sure it was going to be Hillary.
Speaker 1: We just had eight years of Obama. Of course, they
Speaker 1: owned the media, they owned everything. They just assumed it
Speaker 1: was going to be Hillary, and everything was going to
Speaker 1: keep on ruling. And then Donald Trump got elected and
Speaker 1: the system recoiled in horror at this barbarian out there
Speaker 1: who was actually accomplishing really great things. And the system
Speaker 1: decided pretty much immediately that Donald Trump had to go,
Speaker 1: and Donald Trump had to go at any cost. Remember
Speaker 1: Russian collusion investigation two impeachments, every single thing a scandal
Speaker 1: every single day. The system decided Donald Trump had to
Speaker 1: go at any cost. But like we've talked about before,
Speaker 1: if you're at the poker table and you shove all
Speaker 1: your chips to the center of the table, that can
Speaker 1: get very, very expensive. At any cost, can get real expensive.
Speaker 1: Should support the president in a time of war. Brother,
Speaker 1: you just spent four years doing everything in your power
Speaker 1: to destroy the other guy, impeached him twice out of nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm against your president. Now we're enemies. Now. I hope
Speaker 1: your president continues to screw up everything because he's a
Speaker 1: national and international embarrassment. Everything he wants I hope fails
Speaker 1: because everything he wants suck, and you suck for supporting him.
Speaker 1: That's how we're enemies. I am not here to heal
Speaker 1: any divides. I want to be clear about that. People
Speaker 1: like this I want the divide from last year are
Speaker 1: now in fifth grade and they come visit me almost
Speaker 1: every day after school, and a lot of them are
Speaker 1: queer because I am queer and so and they figured
Speaker 1: it out, and so I've become I don't want to
Speaker 1: heal divides with that person. I want that person to
Speaker 1: live in Siberia and all live over here in a
Speaker 1: normal place. That's what I want, all right. It's an ass,
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday Oracle. Here we go. The subject is,
Speaker 1: am I a liberal? Oracle? I hate kids? Nothing ruins
Speaker 1: a good time like a child free, like a child
Speaker 1: free to roam around a barbecue. Does my hating kids
Speaker 1: mean that I am a liberal? It seems to me
Speaker 1: that liberals hate kids like me. Does this mean I'm
Speaker 1: going to have to grow a man bun and only
Speaker 1: eat plants? Should I sell my tools to fund a garden?
Speaker 1: Should I sell my jeep in truck to buy a priacess?
Speaker 1: I could say his name? His name is Jason. Listen,
Speaker 1: a couple of things. I have sons, As you know,
Speaker 1: I have two sons, James and Luke, eleven and thirteen.
Speaker 1: And I just adore them. They're just awesome. They're my
Speaker 1: little buddies. We're going we'll fishing that I get home
Speaker 1: and they'll come running downstairs to see me and arrage
Speaker 1: me with all kinds of meaningless stuff they did during
Speaker 1: the day, and I act interested, And you know what,
Speaker 1: it's the best part of my day, the best part.
Speaker 1: It's just wonderful. I love kids, and I've loved them.
Speaker 1: I love well, I take that back, I love my kids. However, however,
Speaker 1: it's totally fine to not like kids, because most people
Speaker 1: don't like other people's kids. You like your kids. Your
Speaker 1: kids are yours. There's that there's that father son or
Speaker 1: mother daughter or mother son or whatever. There's that parent
Speaker 1: child bond. There the where they're yours and they kind
Speaker 1: of look like you, and you see them grow and
Speaker 1: it's just wonderful as you see them become little little
Speaker 1: adults in front of your eyes. It's awesome. But other
Speaker 1: people's kids are annoying and and this is a big
Speaker 1: part of it. Other people's kids are oftentimes undisciplined, so
Speaker 1: they don't have manners, they don't have to supplanted at all.
Speaker 1: They act like little monsters out in public. And it's
Speaker 1: always the parents fault. They just allow this stuff to happen.
Speaker 1: I mean, I see it to this day. You go
Speaker 1: in a restaurant, and I'm not talking about some one
Speaker 1: year old. A one year old's gonna do what he's
Speaker 1: gonna do. You'll see kids that are, you know, two
Speaker 1: to three years old, just screaming and throwing things in
Speaker 1: a restaurant. Rather, My kids tried that about once and
Speaker 1: then they got dragged into the bathroom and they never
Speaker 1: tried that again. And the parents will sit there and
Speaker 1: act just exasperated, and they don't know what to do
Speaker 1: about it. Handle the problem, Son. But that's why people
Speaker 1: think they don't like kids, because they're surrounded by parents
Speaker 1: who don't teach their kids anything. You think you don't
Speaker 1: love kids, Jason, because that obnoxious kid at the barbecue
Speaker 1: is tipping everything over and messing everything up, and you
Speaker 1: just want to hang out with the adults and have
Speaker 1: a cigar and a beer. Wait till you have your
Speaker 1: first Wait until you find yourself a young dime, put
Speaker 1: a ring on her finger, marry her, and start cranking
Speaker 1: out little babies. And wait till that first one comes
Speaker 1: popping out and you hold that little thing in your hands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're still gonna hate other people's kids, because most of
Speaker 1: the time other people's kids suck, But yours there won't
Speaker 1: be any problem there. You're not a liberal. You're enjoying
Speaker 1: your youth and you don't have your own yet. Once
Speaker 1: you get your own, totally a different story, Jesse. I
Speaker 1: have not been a regular listener of talk radio since
Speaker 1: Rush passed away till the last six months of listening
Speaker 1: to you, it's your honesty. Every time you play the
Speaker 1: freedom Isn't Free? It reminds me of hilaries. What difference
Speaker 1: does it make? Wicked woman? It's a trip listening to you.
Speaker 1: You bring sanity in an unconventional way. So her question,
Speaker 1: how do you stay slim eating the way you do?
Speaker 1: I'm long, I'm six foot eight, So if I eat
Speaker 1: really really bad. If I go through these periods of
Speaker 1: time where I'm maybe eating really bad, well that's all
Speaker 1: the time. But if I'm eating really bad and not
Speaker 1: working out, and let's say I put on two, three,
Speaker 1: four pounds, five pounds, You're never going to know it
Speaker 1: because mine's so spread out all over the place. This
Speaker 1: is the problem. The wife gets mad because if she
Speaker 1: gains a pound, she feels like she can see it.
Speaker 1: I can't see it, but she feels like she can
Speaker 1: see it. That's not the case for me. I can
Speaker 1: gain five pounds, I can probably gain ten pounds and
Speaker 1: you would never know it. Now I'm on TV. Remember
Speaker 1: my TV shows on the first TV every night nine
Speaker 1: pm Eastern, So if you watch my TV show every day.
Speaker 1: Maybe you would pick up on the fact because my
Speaker 1: cheeks will fill out a little bit if I'm getting
Speaker 1: a little bit fat. But I'm very long, so if
Speaker 1: I'm out of shape, it gets spread out all over
Speaker 1: the place. I know. It's grossly unfair. It's grossly unfair. Also, look,
Speaker 1: I've always had a high I almost got it an
Speaker 1: immune system, Chris, that's not what it's called. What am
Speaker 1: I looking for? Metabolism? I've always had a very high metabolism.
Speaker 1: No big deal, Chris, I went to community college. Oh
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Speaker 1: a five star rating in a review talking about how
Speaker 1: handsome I am like this one's called Supermarine. I definitely
Speaker 1: was not, it, says Jesse. The jar head Kelly is
Speaker 1: pretty handsome with the stubble beard. I love the show.
Speaker 1: This one says best face for radio. I agree with that.
Speaker 1: Chris Jesse's the most handsome radio show host, and his
Speaker 1: face just makes the content so much better. I love
Speaker 1: looking at his face during the program. These are so
Speaker 1: stupid they're so great, great show with the second most
Speaker 1: handsome man. I know, you know what, that's not very nice.
Speaker 1: This one's titled your Handsomeness. It's embarrassing how often I
Speaker 1: have to preface my arguments with Jesse. Kelly says, all right,
Speaker 1: and much much more so, go do that. Continuing on,
Speaker 1: Oh did you hear this? Jen? Sucky's leaving and we
Speaker 1: have that new chick. What's that chicken? We have to
Speaker 1: learn the new lady's names, jan Jan something French, the
Speaker 1: black lesbian. What's her name? Well, we'll figure out her name.
Speaker 1: There's a new press sec and Suck he's leaving. Peter
Speaker 1: Doocey's out there trying to give credit to her. When
Speaker 1: I would go in there with something that was not
Speaker 1: part of the White House talking point for the day,
Speaker 1: she would ask me every single time, who was saying
Speaker 1: that about us? Or where are you getting that from?
Speaker 1: And so I always had to have it ready right away.
Speaker 1: And I think that all that extra homework that I
Speaker 1: knew I had to do, because when I challenged her
Speaker 1: she would challenge me right back, probably has made me
Speaker 1: a better reporter. And so I am grateful to her
Speaker 1: for that. Grateful to her for that. Look, the truth is,
Speaker 1: I know people hate it. I know people hate it,
Speaker 1: But the truth is, Jen Saki was great at her job.
Speaker 1: Her job was to lie. She lied through her teeth.
Speaker 1: She's now going to be rewarded handsomely at MSNBC. All Right,
Speaker 1: a gorilla versus a grizzly bear, plus some harder issues
Speaker 1: like term limits, all that still on the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: But it is Friday, and that means tomorrow the weekend begins.
Speaker 1: Oh forget that. The weekend's beginning now. Ten minutes a weekend.
Speaker 1: Isn't that our commitment to each other. I will practice
Speaker 1: with my Mantis X system, with my weapon for ten
Speaker 1: minutes this weekend. Are you going to do the same.
Speaker 1: We can't hope we're better shooters. We can't hope we
Speaker 1: can hit what we're aiming at. We're either trained or
Speaker 1: we're untrained. The Marines trained with Mantis X. Special Forces guys,
Speaker 1: they trained with mantis X. Mantis X attaches to your weapon,
Speaker 1: any weapon you have, and you dry fire practice inside
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Speaker 1: be ready, what Chris, we can make jokes. It's fine,
Speaker 1: you got that right then, Jesse Kelly Show. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show that reminds me the new time
Speaker 1: Gun is coming out soon. You know what the problem is?
Speaker 1: Now that I said it, my email inbox is going
Speaker 1: to be full of all the reasons. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a bunch of woke crap, and then I won't
Speaker 1: go see it. Yes, Tom Cruise is crazy. He's an actor, Chris.
Speaker 1: All actors in musicians are insane people. Everyone knows that actors, musicians, artists,
Speaker 1: they're all on drugs. I sound like my dad, now,
Speaker 1: my dad. My dad. Every time he gets to a
Speaker 1: place where there are a bunch of nice cars, or
Speaker 1: he sees an ice car, he thinks are selling drugs.
Speaker 1: Look at that, probably selling drugs? How great is that?
Speaker 1: All right? It's an ass doctor Jesse Friday here on
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly show, let's address a couple of things.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to grizzly bears versus guerrillas in a second,
Speaker 1: but let's talk about student loans because somebody has a
Speaker 1: principle's problem. Is what he called it. The subject is
Speaker 1: principles problem, doctor J. Steal The third. I have been
Speaker 1: blessed over the last two years to save up enough
Speaker 1: money to pay off all of my student loans. I've
Speaker 1: just held onto the cash since I wasn't accruing any interest,
Speaker 1: figured i'd pay everything off off when the pause was
Speaker 1: finally lifted. With all this talk about Biden canceling student
Speaker 1: loan debt, I've found myself in a bit of a conundrum.
Speaker 1: The conservative in me says, you borrowed the money and
Speaker 1: spent it. You signed and agreed to the terms and
Speaker 1: the contract you're benefiting from your degrees. Pay the money back.
Speaker 1: But the guy who's got bills to pay says, quote,
Speaker 1: I should hold on to money a little longer and
Speaker 1: see if this doddering old fool really does cancel all
Speaker 1: or some of my student loan debt. His question, do
Speaker 1: I go ahead and pay it back or sit back
Speaker 1: and wait I'd love to hang on to some or
Speaker 1: all that savings, but it feels wrong knowing I had
Speaker 1: the money to pay it back. What say you? And
Speaker 1: he said, don't use his name and I won't use
Speaker 1: your name. Well, you know the thing about morals and morality,
Speaker 1: oftentimes it's adjustable based on your circumstances. We've discussed before
Speaker 1: how I hate thieves. I'm not a good or moral person.
Speaker 1: I've never pretended to be. I don't know why this is,
Speaker 1: whether I had some childhood trauma or something. I just
Speaker 1: hate thieves. I despise them. I could never steal anything
Speaker 1: in my mind. I never steal a thing, and anyone
Speaker 1: who takes something of mine I hold on to it forever.
Speaker 1: Im Just taking something that isn't yours drives me insane.
Speaker 1: I hate it. Right, you probably have that same position,
Speaker 1: or at least something similar. I'm guessing you don't love thieves.
Speaker 1: Nobody goes to bed at night thinking, Wow, I hope
Speaker 1: someone steals something from me tomorrow. Everyone kind of feels
Speaker 1: the same way. But here's the truth. We have that
Speaker 1: luxury as being Americans who live in an absurdly wealthy country.
Speaker 1: We have the luxury of having the principle of hating thievery.
Speaker 1: But I probably like you. I read history books all
Speaker 1: the time, all the time, and I see the horrible
Speaker 1: inhuman things people have gone through throughout history, just horrible
Speaker 1: desperate times. Your city was taken over by a conquering army.
Speaker 1: You're hiding in a sewer with your wife and kids,
Speaker 1: trying to keep the baby quiet. You have some communist
Speaker 1: government takeover and now they're starving everyone to debt. Just
Speaker 1: I mean endless stories. You're a soldier in combat, you
Speaker 1: get separated from your unit to pick your story. Almost
Speaker 1: all the time when the situation dictates, people's morality changes
Speaker 1: based on trying to survive. Right now, you and I
Speaker 1: we are underneath an absurdly rotted and corrupt system. It's disgusting,
Speaker 1: it's gross. You have saved up money for a couple
Speaker 1: of years. You feel this obligation to pay that money back,
Speaker 1: and I support that feeling to want to pay the back.
Speaker 1: I'm that back. I'm not down talking to you at all,
Speaker 1: and by all means, if you feel tugged that way,
Speaker 1: then pay it back. However, remember something, if that actually
Speaker 1: gets quote canceled, There's no such thing as canceling debt.
Speaker 1: You don't get to just pull out your Thanos glove
Speaker 1: and snap the debt away and it disappears into ash.
Speaker 1: Your debt remains. It simply gets shifted to someone else.
Speaker 1: If there is any student debt loan or student loan
Speaker 1: debt canceled in this country, it will not be canceled.
Speaker 1: It will be transferred to the American taxpayer. Are you
Speaker 1: an American taxpayer? That's your money. If he's going to
Speaker 1: cancel it, then let him cancel it. It's your dag
Speaker 1: on money. One of my good friends, he is Mexican,
Speaker 1: and he's got a construction company and he's doing a
Speaker 1: bunch of work in this city where minorities in the city,
Speaker 1: minority owned businesses, they get a two percent break. And
Speaker 1: here's how that works. Let's say I'm this city and
Speaker 1: I want to put in about ten twenty miles of
Speaker 1: superline or something like that. They will Everyone has to
Speaker 1: turn in a bid, right, and the lowest bid generally
Speaker 1: gets these contracts unless you're a minority, and then you
Speaker 1: get a two percent. Great, you get a two percent
Speaker 1: fudge on yours. So he can be two percent above
Speaker 1: the white guy and he'll still get the contract over
Speaker 1: the white guy because he's a minority. Now he had
Speaker 1: to go through the process of applying for that and
Speaker 1: becoming a minority owned business, so now he gets that qualification.
Speaker 1: And he and I've had this conversation several times. He says, Look,
Speaker 1: I think this is a bunch of crap. This rule
Speaker 1: is ridiculous, it's unfair. Out of his own mouth, he says,
Speaker 1: quite frankly, it's racist and absurd. However, at one it's
Speaker 1: my taxpayer money too. I've been given the rules. I
Speaker 1: have to play within the rules you've given me. And
Speaker 1: that feels gross to you probably or gross to me,
Speaker 1: and it does. Then some of the things we're probably
Speaker 1: going to have to do as we learn to exist
Speaker 1: under an utterly broken in corrupt system are going to
Speaker 1: feel growths. Man, if I busted my butt and I
Speaker 1: saved up for two years to pay off student loans,
Speaker 1: and I thought there was a chance these communist scumbags
Speaker 1: we're just gonna pay off everyone's student loans, I wouldn't pay.
Speaker 1: I'd take that money you've got and I'd go down
Speaker 1: and I'd invest it. I'd go down and I'd invest
Speaker 1: it and try to earn a little money on my money,
Speaker 1: and I'd wait and see what happened? Is that wrong? Maybe?
Speaker 1: What's wrong? What's right? These issues become grayer as the
Speaker 1: system you live underneath becomes more corrupt. Do you remember
Speaker 1: that story I've told you before about the Soviet Union.
Speaker 1: I've told that story before. Oh shoot, dang it. All right,
Speaker 1: we're going up against the break. I'll give you just
Speaker 1: a little history on the Soviet Union, speaking on wrong right, morality,
Speaker 1: what is good? What is bad? I'll tell you something
Speaker 1: real quick coming up. Hang on. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show, and they never fear. Yes, it's an asked
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday, and you're here with me. But Joe
Speaker 1: Biden is still in charge, just as bright and just
Speaker 1: as tall as white kids. It as an asked doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. And you can email your questions into Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Well just had a question.
Speaker 1: The guy was asking should I pay off my student loans?
Speaker 1: I saved up and that led to an extended talk
Speaker 1: about morality and what is moral and whatnot. And I
Speaker 1: just I've referenced this. Remember the Soviet Union, back when
Speaker 1: it was full blown communists. Back in the day, when
Speaker 1: you needed something in the Soviet Union, you normal people,
Speaker 1: it would be you two had to do illegal things
Speaker 1: to get something done. That's just just the way it
Speaker 1: was done. If you needed the heat fixed in your building,
Speaker 1: these are common stories. You needed your a young family,
Speaker 1: need the heat's broken stake in Russia, right, it's freezing.
Speaker 1: You need to get the heat fixed in your building. Well,
Speaker 1: because it's communist, it's all inefficient and it's all crap.
Speaker 1: So you might be staring at two or three months
Speaker 1: without heat. Yea, I have your children freezing in your home.
Speaker 1: You had to come up with a way to bribe
Speaker 1: the officials to send somebody to fix the heat in
Speaker 1: your apartment. Maybe you had to make a meal, maybe
Speaker 1: you had to do something else, but you had to
Speaker 1: do something illegal. Are you comfortable with bribery? If I
Speaker 1: were to ask you right now, is bribing government officials wrong?
Speaker 1: You would of course say it's wrong, and you'd be
Speaker 1: correct up to the point where your system becomes broken
Speaker 1: and corrupt. In the Soviet Union, when parents had to
Speaker 1: get children ready for school because they had schools there,
Speaker 1: You and me, what if we had our whole lives
Speaker 1: when it was time to get ready for school, you would,
Speaker 1: you know, load up with mom coupons in hand. You'd
Speaker 1: wait until it was gigantic sale day and you'd go
Speaker 1: with mom to some big store and you'd go pick
Speaker 1: out the pens and paper and binders and things that
Speaker 1: you needed for school. And you'd walk up and she'd
Speaker 1: use cash or write a check or a credit card
Speaker 1: and hand the coupons out and you'd pay. That's how
Speaker 1: you're the normal, normal life, right, How you bought school supplies. Well,
Speaker 1: you don't have those stores in the communist Soviet Union.
Speaker 1: You're welcome to go down and look at one. All
Speaker 1: the shelves will be empt either, won't be anything there.
Speaker 1: So if you wanted to do that, and this was common,
Speaker 1: remember this is what normal people did. People like you me,
Speaker 1: This is what they did. You bundle the kids up,
Speaker 1: they kids, it's school shopping day. And where did you go?
Speaker 1: You went to one of the gigantic underground black markets
Speaker 1: they had in the Soviet Union. They were allowed to
Speaker 1: run because officials had been paid bribed to look the
Speaker 1: other way. So you're walking into an illegal place where
Speaker 1: they're selling illegal things that's allowed to operate because law
Speaker 1: enforcement and politicians have been paid to look the other way.
Speaker 1: And you would take your children school shopping there. That's
Speaker 1: where they got pens and pencils and coats and things
Speaker 1: like that. Things they needed to go back to school.
Speaker 1: And it was all illegal technically by the letter of
Speaker 1: the law. There. If you got busted, go to jail
Speaker 1: for that. Were they morally wrong because they were stuck
Speaker 1: living under a corrupt, rotted regime and trying to do
Speaker 1: what they had to do to get by. Were they wrong?
Speaker 1: Should little Timmy have just not gone to school? Should
Speaker 1: he have frozen to death? You see? I don't want
Speaker 1: to act like there's no such thing as right and wrong,
Speaker 1: but I do want to make sure we all understand
Speaker 1: the scale of that changes based on the kind of
Speaker 1: system you're living under. All right, that's enough. That's enough
Speaker 1: of that. This guy says, Oh, purveyor of the Pomeranian plinko,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. What's pomer Isn't
Speaker 1: Pomeranian a dog or something whatever? Tired of all the
Speaker 1: serious stuff, time for some animal fights. Who would win
Speaker 1: a silverback gorilla or a grizzly bear to make it
Speaker 1: more interesting? Since the bear has claws, give the gorilla
Speaker 1: a five foot club of some sort. The battle takes
Speaker 1: place in a wooded area. What say you, okay, one,
Speaker 1: we're gonna pause and talk about me for a minute.
Speaker 1: At the end of June early July, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to do without me for a week. It'll be a
Speaker 1: little less than a week. I'm going to Alaska with
Speaker 1: my sons and my dad and we're going We're not
Speaker 1: going bear hunting, Chris, but we're going fishing up there
Speaker 1: on Kodiak Island where the Kodiak bears are. What is
Speaker 1: it a ploy to get a bear cloak. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it is. I'm not saying it isn't, Chris. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll come back draped in a bear cloak that I'll
Speaker 1: wear everywhere, even the summer here in Houston. Anyway, on
Speaker 1: this island, they just killed a ten foot tall CoDIAK bear.
Speaker 1: That's a basketball hoop. That's a bear that stands up
Speaker 1: on its hind LAIDs under a basketball hoop. It hits
Speaker 1: its head, all right. I just wanted to tell you that.
Speaker 1: But setting that aside, even if the gorilla has a club,
Speaker 1: I still say the bear wins. I mean, though, gorilla. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very very powerful, but so are bears, and bears
Speaker 1: are so people do not understand how fast bears are.
Speaker 1: A bear, that five hundred pound grizzly bear, it runs
Speaker 1: the same speed as a horse. Did you know that?
Speaker 1: You know those things run on the same speed as
Speaker 1: a horse. That's crazy, what Chris, Chris just wanted to
Speaker 1: give the grillzy beer a mace, which for I'll give
Speaker 1: the gorilla a mace. A mace for you don't know.
Speaker 1: It's it's like a club to an extreme. It's a
Speaker 1: metal one with a gigantic heavy end. Usually it had
Speaker 1: some spikes on it. You did not want to get
Speaker 1: hit in the face with a mace. The question is
Speaker 1: could the gorilla even use the mace? I know he
Speaker 1: has the opposable thumbs, Chris, I know that. I understand. Yes, Chris,
Speaker 1: I understand the technique. Thank you for displaying it for me.
Speaker 1: I understand how to swing a mace. Thank you. I
Speaker 1: still say the gorilla wins. The gorilla still wins, all right.
Speaker 1: This one says, hey, brother, I'm somewhat of a new listener.
Speaker 1: I'm a maintenance planner for a nuclear power plant in
Speaker 1: Louisiana were shut down for maintenance and working eleven PM
Speaker 1: to eleven am. Oh, I've worked nights before. Man's are
Speaker 1: a different things. That's some people can do it, some
Speaker 1: people can't do it. And since my radio station doesn't
Speaker 1: change from ninety nine point five from Michael Berry, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I have come to really enjoy your show on my
Speaker 1: hour drive to work. Two questions, how come the president
Speaker 1: is the only person in office that can't be recalled
Speaker 1: by the voters and how can we change that? And second,
Speaker 1: how can we the voters change term limits for Congress
Speaker 1: and or change their overpaid benefits as pensions besides Congress
Speaker 1: voting on it. You can say my name. Well, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna like any of these answers, because the truth
Speaker 1: is we have the ability to get rid of a
Speaker 1: president every four years. And this is the problem with
Speaker 1: being a get it person. I'm sure you struggle with this.
Speaker 1: I know, having such a huge brain. I struggle with it, Chris,
Speaker 1: And I'll say this, get it people, get it. People
Speaker 1: will always be frustrated by don't get it people. You
Speaker 1: want them to get it you right now, no matter
Speaker 1: what time of day it is, maybe you're listening live.
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Speaker 1: No matter what you're doing, no matter what time of
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Speaker 1: right now? Less? This is not nineteen fifty. You have
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Speaker 1: People get a vote too, and so you end up
Speaker 1: with presidents like Joe Biden. As far as term limits go,
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna explain why I'm against them in just
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Speaker 1: At this point, do you, just, as a white House
Speaker 1: consider this a crisis. Well, I don't think it's about
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Speaker 1: Now back to what the question was. He was asking
Speaker 1: about term limits. How how do we get term limits
Speaker 1: for congress members and whatnot. I don't think we need
Speaker 1: term limits. Let me let me explain. I understand we
Speaker 1: have a lot of very, very very corrupt politicians, congressman
Speaker 1: and senators who've been there way too long. They're nine
Speaker 1: thousand years old. They can't talk anymore. And I agree
Speaker 1: with what German Paul said last week that the number
Speaker 1: one threat is the strength, and that strength that we
Speaker 1: built is in places. Yeah, Diane Feinstein's the senator from California.
Speaker 1: The rumor is she's in full blown dementia. She has
Speaker 1: to be borderline carried from meeting to meeting. And you
Speaker 1: look at things like this. I mean you, you listen
Speaker 1: to Grandma Vodka and you want term limits and price
Speaker 1: gauging needs to be stopped. This is a major exploitation
Speaker 1: of the consumer. Because this is today, Junior, I get it.
Speaker 1: I feel the same way. I say, oh, why do
Speaker 1: we have a bunch of senile people running the country.
Speaker 1: Why are they allowed to stay for so long? And
Speaker 1: they're corrupt? I sympathize with every argument, but here is
Speaker 1: the hard truth, and I know this sucks, but again,
Speaker 1: it's not your mommy's show, it's your daddy's show. This
Speaker 1: is our fault, and no one likes to hear that.
Speaker 1: I don't like to say it, but our problems are
Speaker 1: our fault. You. You're sitting there screaming at me right now,
Speaker 1: saying it's not my fault. I didn't vote that way,
Speaker 1: I didn't vote for that person. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I understand it's not your personal fault. But as a nation,
Speaker 1: we live in a representative republic, and the hard truth
Speaker 1: is a representative republic gets the government it deserves. You
Speaker 1: don't like this government, You're disgusted by it. I don't
Speaker 1: like this government. I'm disgusted by it as a nation,
Speaker 1: not you personally, not your kids, not your husband, not
Speaker 1: your wife, not you personally. As a nation, though we
Speaker 1: deserve what we get, we deserve this government. Don't like
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi. Well, Nancy Pelosi is elected in a district
Speaker 1: in San Francisco, and get this, every two years she's
Speaker 1: up for reelection. That's not even a long time. Every
Speaker 1: two years, the voters in her district have the power
Speaker 1: to walk down to the polls and send that corrupt
Speaker 1: hags packing and they've never done it. That's what we deserve.
Speaker 1: We have the government we deserve, we do we do.
Speaker 1: That sucks. And if you were to pass term limits,
Speaker 1: because I probably still haven't convinced you. Look, but let's
Speaker 1: say you were to pass term limits, then Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: gets bounced. She's too old. She she did her nine
Speaker 1: thousand terms. We kicked her out. Now, do you really
Speaker 1: believe the voters of that district they're going to march
Speaker 1: to the polls and vote in the next flag waving
Speaker 1: patriot who believes what you believe. No, they're gonna go
Speaker 1: to the polls and they're going to vote in the
Speaker 1: next corrupt Democrat who's worked his way up through the system.
Speaker 1: And on top of that, you're going to take the
Speaker 1: power away from the people. We can actually touch at
Speaker 1: the voting booth. And no, I'm not talking about I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about I'm not talking about that kind of touching. Chris,
Speaker 1: grow up. We can touch the politicians, we can vote
Speaker 1: them out of office. If you get term limits in there,
Speaker 1: and you start running all the congressmen and senators out,
Speaker 1: then it's the chief of staff who holds all the power,
Speaker 1: and more importantly, you increase the power of the unelected,
Speaker 1: unaccountable administrative state. You increase the power of the administrative state,
Speaker 1: because they're the ones with all the length of time.
Speaker 1: They're the ones who've been there the longest. They're the
Speaker 1: ones who've done it the longest. Do we need a
Speaker 1: more powerful administrative state? The term limit thing? I wish
Speaker 1: we could do it too. And remember they'd have to
Speaker 1: vote it for themselves, so I wish we could do
Speaker 1: it too, and that would be really nice. It's never
Speaker 1: going to happen, and it's not a solution. I don't
Speaker 1: want it, because the solution is the voters of this
Speaker 1: country getting engaged and choosing to start voting out these
Speaker 1: corrupt scumbags. We talked a little bit about. We talk
Speaker 1: about New York City a lot on the show because
Speaker 1: it's America's most important city, right, shout out to the
Speaker 1: great seven ten w R By the way, we talk
Speaker 1: about New York a lot and all the problems they
Speaker 1: have because it is terrible, and you know how much
Speaker 1: I love the place, and the drugs and the crime
Speaker 1: and it's terrible. But New York City government spent the
Speaker 1: last two years abusing its citizens in a way I
Speaker 1: haven't seen in my life in this country. New York
Speaker 1: City brought back segregation because of coronavirus. That's real. Oh
Speaker 1: you're kind. You're not allowed to sit in here and
Speaker 1: eat with us. You go out and eat with those dirty,
Speaker 1: unvaccinated kinds. And the people of New York City, after
Speaker 1: living under that abuse for so long, we're so upset
Speaker 1: about it. They ran out to the pools and voted
Speaker 1: yet another Democrat as Mayor of New York, Eric Adams.
Speaker 1: We get the government we deserve, and for the people
Speaker 1: who get it, people like you, people who learn the
Speaker 1: issues and think and want what's best for the country,
Speaker 1: and you want a country that supports you values and
Speaker 1: all these things. People who get it get frustrated by
Speaker 1: that because people who get it don't want to live
Speaker 1: under a government selected by people who don't get it.
Speaker 1: That's endless frustrat endlessly frustrating for you and me. That's
Speaker 1: what we got, though. That's the hand we're dealt. That's
Speaker 1: the problem with the Republic. It ain't all gravy, baby,
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