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Speaker 1: The Nicki Gliser podcastisers.

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Speaker 2: Here's Nikki.

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Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's nick

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Speaker 3: Glazer Podcast. How's everyone doing today? It's an extra episode

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Speaker 3: this week. We've covered it all.

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Speaker 1: But we're gonna keep going. Brian and Noah are here.

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Speaker 4: Comedy today is a bunch of leftover bullshit.

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Speaker 3: That we Yeah, sorry guys, Yeah, this is the scraps.

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Speaker 3: Brian are getting a lot of feedback on bone Appetite.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a good amount of feedback. Yeah, people are excited.

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Speaker 4: There was one person in particular who was very important

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Speaker 4: to me who I don't want to call out, but

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Speaker 4: I texted them the article without comment, you know, just like,

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Speaker 4: here's the article I texted to a bunch of important

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Speaker 4: people and then they really.

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Speaker 1: Importing people in your life or people that.

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Speaker 4: Like, yeah, like important people in my life.

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Speaker 3: And you didn't say like, hey, check, like I'm in

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Speaker 3: the you just like scent it contory.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it is.

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Speaker 4: Everybody who received it was like, oh my god, it's amazing. Whoa,

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Speaker 4: it's so good, It's so well written. And this one

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Speaker 4: person wrote back three hours later cool with no with no,

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Speaker 4: that's it just cool?

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Speaker 2: Is it a sibling No, No, someone that is in

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Speaker 2: the business.

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Speaker 4: No, No, this person should be much more effusive to

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Speaker 4: something like this. I don't want to say who it

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Speaker 4: is because I don't want to like call them out,

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Speaker 4: but I just feel like, did you it's a little

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Speaker 4: bit it?

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Speaker 1: Or did you just write okay with a period?

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Speaker 4: Back?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 4: What is now? I just did nothing? I just did

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Speaker 4: nothing cool?

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Speaker 3: Like did they write cool with a period or cool

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Speaker 3: exclamation mark?

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Speaker 4: Just cool? No situation? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like do they heart it too?

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Speaker 4: No? No, just cool? And I was like, what the

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Speaker 4: fuck I mean to take it?

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Speaker 3: Is this someone who's who you? What would you have

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Speaker 3: expected out of this person? Cool with an exclamation mark?

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Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you parents.

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Speaker 1: Oh no way, did your mom write cool?

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Speaker 4: No? I'm not saying.

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Speaker 2: Male or female based on this reaction.

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Speaker 3: I don't even think this person's listening to this podcast

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Speaker 3: because they don't have an investment in the things you do.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sorry. People can be so disappointing.

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Speaker 3: That's it's it's you know, she could have been he

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Speaker 3: or she could have been distracted at the time, but

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Speaker 3: it is so much more than cool. If someone that

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Speaker 3: you are a blood relative of, and I'm not talking

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Speaker 3: like if you are a cousin can write cool, a

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Speaker 3: sister can't write cool.

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Speaker 1: You gotta have more than that.

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Speaker 3: Can we all just step it up with celebrating things

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Speaker 3: in other people's lives a little bit more like it's

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Speaker 3: like just and it doesn't matter what's what it is,

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Speaker 3: like if it's cool to them, like excited for people

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Speaker 3: and also if someone's sending you something and I'm just like,

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Speaker 3: I gotta say I've been to like I'm just like

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Speaker 3: so disappointed in people lately for other people, Like you're

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Speaker 3: not even asking me to be disappointed at this person

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Speaker 3: for you. I mean, it's kind of you brought it

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Speaker 3: up in a way of like it's a little bit

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Speaker 3: of like what but I'm fucking annoyed at people lately.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even want to go off on a tirade about.

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Speaker 4: It, but not a trade.

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Speaker 1: Here's a tirade. We love a tirade. It's about money.

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Speaker 3: If you are rich and someone in your family who

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Speaker 3: you love isn't and they are struggling at all with money,

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Speaker 3: and you do not loan them amount of money that

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Speaker 3: you do not need, and you will not think about

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Speaker 3: or even notice is missing, You're a bad person, And

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Speaker 3: I just need to reiterate that, Like I'm talking to

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Speaker 3: you person who's listening to this, who has someone in

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Speaker 3: their life, And I think I've said it before, but

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Speaker 3: it needs to be repeated. If they're not if they

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Speaker 3: are not suffering with a psychosis, if they are popularly medicated,

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Speaker 3: even if they have like a bipolar tendencies and they

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Speaker 3: maybe were crazy before, and like you wouldn't have loaned

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Speaker 3: the money if they have been stable for over two years,

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Speaker 3: you give them money, You're not like you got you

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Speaker 3: gotta do this? Stop being stingy? What do you You're

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Speaker 3: not gonna notice that money. So many people in my

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Speaker 1: Like, I'm you know, I'm struggling.

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Speaker 3: I lost sleep last night because we just don't know

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Speaker 3: if we're gonna be able to afford this trip. And

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Speaker 3: and and it's like or like this this we want

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Speaker 3: we don't want because or we have to downsize to

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Speaker 3: this place we don't want. And I'm like, your brother

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Speaker 3: has one hundred million dollars, What is happening?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Your brother who you're not estrange from,

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Speaker 1: what's going on?

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Speaker 3: How could that brother know, like know that their brother

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Speaker 3: is moving to a small place and not go here's

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Speaker 3: ten grand. It's literally does not matter to me because

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Speaker 3: I have a hundred million dollars. I just got mad

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Speaker 3: at my mom last night because gee, we went out

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Speaker 3: to dinner and and I've really had to talk with

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Speaker 3: her recently about like, you got to stop this whole

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Speaker 3: thing of like when I get things for you, when

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Speaker 3: I pay for things, this whole muck we have to

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Speaker 3: trudge through of like no it's too much, And I'm like,

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Speaker 3: you have to know that if I'm buying it and

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Speaker 3: I say I'm going to, I don't need to do

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Speaker 3: this little dance with you of you saying it's too

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Speaker 3: much and I go, no, it's not, and then we

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Speaker 3: and then it always ends with me buying it. It's

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Speaker 3: never not going to. I wouldn't offer it if I

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Speaker 3: couldn't afford it. I'm not someone who's bad with money.

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Speaker 3: I have people that helped me not be bad with money,

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Speaker 3: trust me. But last so I just had to talk

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Speaker 3: with her about it literally two days ago.

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Speaker 2: And then what did she say? She said, what does

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Speaker 2: she say when you brought that up?

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Speaker 1: Well, first she goes, you spend too much money.

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Speaker 3: You're spending too much because she found out some money

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Speaker 3: I've blent someone who needed it. You spend too much money, Nikki,

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Speaker 3: I'm more worried about that, like literally that kind of

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Speaker 3: tone out of nowhere. And then I was like, I

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Speaker 3: don't I literally don't spend a lot of money compared

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Speaker 1: Like I'm okay, And I said, Mom, this is the

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Speaker 3: You need to google this amount of money and see

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Speaker 3: what people can do with that amount of money. Like

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Speaker 3: I literally was like, I just this is what I

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Speaker 3: you're still living from a place of like I'm just

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Speaker 3: scraping by. So she's thinking I'm always scraping by and

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Speaker 3: that because I'm spending all this stuff on people's hotels

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Speaker 3: and flights or whatever it is, that I'm just like

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Speaker 3: hemorrhaging money constantly. And I was just like, you need

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Speaker 3: to look at what the spending habits of someone with

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Speaker 3: and just trust me. And she said, I will say

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Speaker 3: I sleep at night a little bit better because I

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Speaker 3: know that you know, no matter what, like because you

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Speaker 3: have been so generous that and I.

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Speaker 1: Go, you should sleep all night.

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Speaker 3: If you ever were in financial straits, I would bail

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Speaker 3: you out, like I have the ability to do that.

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Speaker 3: I am a single person with a big income, and

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Speaker 3: I I would take care of you.

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Speaker 1: There's no question about it. You I want.

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Speaker 3: That's the greatest gift. It's the reason I do this

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Speaker 3: is that I want you to live longer. So you're

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Speaker 3: so you get good sleep and you're not like my

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Speaker 3: mom's stress about money is like ruins her body, you

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Speaker 1: And it ruins everyone's body.

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Speaker 3: So if you are putting your family through this when

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Speaker 3: you could bail them out, and you're making your sister

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Speaker 3: and brother in law or whatever it is, or your

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Speaker 3: or your best friend, and you have ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: laying around that you literally would not do anything. With

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Speaker 3: a good investment, you can even say pay me back

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Speaker 3: when you're able to get on your feet. But if

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Speaker 3: the person is not an addict or has psychosis, you're

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Speaker 3: a bad, bad family member. If you're not lending the money,

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Speaker 3: you literally suck. And I don't like you.

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Speaker 4: There's I think there's some twisted backwards honor and being like,

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Speaker 4: well I earn this money and people it didn't all that. Yeah, cool,

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Speaker 4: think about that.

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Speaker 1: They didn't.

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Speaker 4: The salaries that people get for their jobs are random

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Speaker 4: and don't.

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Speaker 1: Make it, thank you, Brian. They are random. It don't

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Speaker 4: An EMT who saves people's lives on the day gets

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Speaker 4: fifteen dollars an hour, and then the CEO of a

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Speaker 4: tech company that delivers you a Nestley Quick drink in

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Speaker 4: three minutes gets like seven hundred million dollars.

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Speaker 1: And then I had fifty million dollar bonus.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so like teachers are getting paid fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: If you have a cousin who is a teacher and

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Speaker 4: they don't have enough money and they're putting money out

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Speaker 4: you work at I don't know, a fucking oil company

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Speaker 4: for doing marketing for Sonoco from.

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Speaker 3: Your dad, yeah, you didn't earn it, and I'm guessing

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Speaker 3: he and if he got it from his grandfather, neither

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Speaker 1: So a lot.

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Speaker 3: I have a friend whose parents are like hoarding a

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Speaker 3: bunch of money until they die.

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Speaker 1: Then then they'll get the money.

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Speaker 3: And my friend is like, well, you know, my dad

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Speaker 1: And I go, he didn't earn it. He got it

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Speaker 3: And she was like, whoa, oh, she didn't even, she

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Speaker 3: didn't even, she haven't even thought of it.

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Speaker 1: I go, he's hoarding it until he dies.

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Speaker 3: So he wants you to get this when you're seventy

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Speaker 3: because he's gonna live to ninety three, So he wants

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Speaker 3: you to get this money and he's not even. So

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Speaker 3: if you're someone who's like, I'm not gonna get my

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Speaker 3: kids money until I die, you don't want to see

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Speaker 3: them have fun with that money and like live a

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Speaker 3: better life because of it. You want to wait till

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Speaker 3: they're in their sixties or seventies. Purpose of it is?

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Speaker 3: What is the exactly what is the purpose of it?

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Speaker 3: And you're so right, Brian, like people people think. People

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Speaker 3: always say this to me, Nikki, you work so hard. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I do, but I do work as hard as other

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Speaker 3: people I see who don't earn as much as me. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I really see that all the time, and so I

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Speaker 3: don't I'll say, yes, I work hard, I'll let that in.

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Speaker 3: But the amount of money I make based on how

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Speaker 3: I work does not make sense based on other people's

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Speaker 3: incomes and how much they work. Let's talk about my

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Speaker 3: sister who has three kids and was working a full

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Speaker 1: Why don't we go.

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Speaker 3: To this Louis place, which I love, This place called

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Speaker 3: It is the best food I've had in Saint Louis,

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Speaker 1: It is so loud. I don't know how you guys

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Speaker 3: There's music in the background that's like a you can

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd go, what is going on?

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Speaker 3: Are all these people deaf? Because they're all just screaming

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Speaker 4: To want to give them money.

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Speaker 3: Takes territory to get them like foam for the walls

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Speaker 3: I get a pizza with no cheese, and I just

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Speaker 1: And then I eat all of the toppings off the pizza.

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Speaker 1: This is who I am. That's what you're gonna see

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll stack the loose pizzas so it doesn't look

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Speaker 1: But they don't judge me for it. There they just

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Speaker 3: They don't like make me feel bad about my weird

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Speaker 3: If you're going to concerts and not using your plugs,

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Speaker 3: We all know my mom, love my mom, and I go, Mom,

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Speaker 3: and I'm looking at these prices, NICKI.

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Speaker 1: I what did I say? I can't. I want to

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Speaker 4: I want to know what the prices are too, because

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Speaker 1: What you think the prices are that my mom said.

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Speaker 1: She goes, she goes Nikki.

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Speaker 3: I only suggested that place because he's yeah, because you

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Speaker 4: Like it's a fish entree. I would say it's probably

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Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, I think it's let's look at it, because

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Speaker 4: To for her to be a gas, so a pizza.

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Speaker 3: Is twenty around twenty three dollars. A main entre is

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Speaker 3: the beef tender loins forty five. But we're really in

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Speaker 2: What about pasta? Do they have a pasta dish?

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Speaker 4: That'say. A hamburger at McDonald's in la is twenty three dollars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. But my mom is used to like my mom,

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Speaker 3: I'm frugal, and I go I hate that. I don't

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Speaker 1: I go, you archie, So she goes, So she goes,

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Speaker 1: I go, I go.

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Speaker 4: She goes.

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Speaker 3: I've never been there, but I feel so bad that

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Speaker 3: She goes, I know you don't care about that, and

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Speaker 3: really pissed off that you suggested a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I go to a lot.

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Speaker 3: You and Dad can split a water in an app.

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Speaker 3: But that's it. I'm gonna have to talk to my

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Speaker 2: And she wait, wait, hold on, she is her reaction like,

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Speaker 2: finally Nikki gets it.

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Speaker 3: At first, I was like, maybe she's gonna take me

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, she knows We've been through this

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Speaker 3: I'm almost I've told Chris it's at the point where

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Speaker 3: why would you encourage that and then go this place

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Speaker 1: Is too much?

443
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,760
Speaker 3: Like, so it doesn't fit with what she's It doesn't

444
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,160
Speaker 3: align with what she's.

445
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,520
Speaker 4: Already telling in the core of her being. Yes, like

446
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,760
Speaker 4: ingrained in her since childhood that those prices look, especially

447
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,960
Speaker 4: restaurant prices for some reason, specifically going out to eat

448
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,880
Speaker 4: is such an extravagance for boomers.

449
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it totally is.

450
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,000
Speaker 3: And and Chris even noted something at dinner because I

451
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,800
Speaker 3: go Mom, I need to talk to you about something

452
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:26,960
Speaker 3: like we we can't do this these theatrics before I

453
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,120
Speaker 3: spent something anymore, Like if I say I'm gonna spend something,

454
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,439
Speaker 3: I don't want any kind of pushback on it. I

455
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,920
Speaker 3: think the best way to acknowledge that it's a lot

456
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,200
Speaker 3: of money and that you can't believe it's so much

457
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,480
Speaker 3: money is to just thank me afterwards and say, wow,

458
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,800
Speaker 3: that was such a good meal. Thank you so much.

459
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,080
Speaker 3: It's so cool we get to experience things like this

460
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:46,879
Speaker 3: because we have a daughter who takes us out like

461
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:47,880
Speaker 3: that makes me feel.

462
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Speaker 1: Better than going nicky.

463
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:53,159
Speaker 3: No, you can't, because what that says to me is

464
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,560
Speaker 3: that I'm I'm doing something bad with my money, that

465
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,040
Speaker 3: I'm being stupid, that I'm a putts, that I'm a

466
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,159
Speaker 3: that you are tricking me somehow, and just like that,

467
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,359
Speaker 3: I'm That doesn't feel good to always feel like you

468
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,719
Speaker 3: are spending beyond your means.

469
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,960
Speaker 1: And then you have to love.

470
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,120
Speaker 4: The word theatrics. Have to watch a little play every

471
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:13,320
Speaker 4: time you want to every time.

472
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:18,520
Speaker 3: No, Nikki, you can't for that, I'm not I'll just

473
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 3: drink from the tap.

474
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. That for a water.

475
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,560
Speaker 3: No, And I'm just like I can't. Yes, and it's

476
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,439
Speaker 3: just and it's Chris made a point. He's like, you, Julie,

477
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,240
Speaker 3: you felt it was tacky for you to suggest a

478
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,720
Speaker 3: place that is what you didn't know was so expensive,

479
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,200
Speaker 3: and you wanted Nikki to know that it was not you,

480
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,080
Speaker 3: like you didn't know it was these prides, like you

481
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:41,960
Speaker 3: would never tell Nikki to buy something that was expensive, Chris,

482
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Speaker 3: And so it was really nice that he like advocated

483
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 3: for her position in that. And she was like, yes,

484
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,399
Speaker 3: that's exactly how I felt.

485
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Speaker 1: And I understand that.

486
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 3: And I also am my, my, you know, mother's daughter,

487
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 3: and I get upset about you know, uber canceling and

488
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,400
Speaker 3: charging me ten dollars or whatever, and I'll.

489
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Speaker 1: Go why did they do that?

490
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,479
Speaker 3: Like that's ten dollars I just wasted, And Chris will

491
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 3: be like, what is going on? Why are you freaking

492
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 3: out about this? Because it's it's money. Is just makes

493
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 3: people crazy. So I understand it.

494
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 4: But there's a boomer thing that every I think every

495
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,679
Speaker 4: boomer does. I went on a road trip with my

496
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:19,280
Speaker 4: dad who's a boomer, and for for hours, for days,

497
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Speaker 4: every single time we passed a gas station sign, he

498
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,360
Speaker 4: would go that's a dollar cheaper. Here, that's two dollars

499
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 4: more expensive. Here, Oh, look at that. We should pull

500
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 4: if we have a full tank of gas, you'd be like,

501
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 4: we should pull over. That's fifty cents cheaper. And it's like,

502
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 4: we don't need to point out every single gas station

503
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,680
Speaker 4: price that every we.

504
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 3: Grew up with parents who were in the Great Depression?

505
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 3: Is that what happened? And that's how it trickled down

506
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 3: to them being obsessive.

507
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 4: About No, the grandparents were in the Great.

508
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 1: Depression, right, their grandparents?

509
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 4: No, maybe it was their parents.

510
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,440
Speaker 3: I think it's their parents were like at these kids

511
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 3: during the depression.

512
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so it trickled down.

513
00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 4: But they were born in the fifties. Their parents parents

514
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 4: were born in yeah, the twenties. So yeah.

515
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,879
Speaker 3: I will say though that the other day Emily, my

516
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 3: social media girl, who is just teaching me honestly, everyone

517
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 3: needs to get young friends because I am so much younger.

518
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: Because first of all, I listen to last culture resas it's.

519
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 3: Making me feel younger because they're younger, and Emily is

520
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: twenty five, I think okay, and she is just she's

521
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 3: so smart and well, like I can I can hang

522
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 3: with her because she is mature for her age, you know,

523
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 3: like I have some young friends who are just like

524
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 3: seem like they'd be in their late thirties because of

525
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 3: how smart they are and stuff. But she still is

526
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 3: like a youthfulness to her that makes me feel hip

527
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 3: because she like teaches me things. Like even yesterday, like

528
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 3: Least culture ysays, you know, they asked me to be

529
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:46,159
Speaker 3: on there to present on their show because I begged

530
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,199
Speaker 3: them to, And then I wrote back screaming, and I

531
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 3: sent it to Emily to be like, look I used

532
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 3: to screaming because she will always say like screaming, oh

533
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 3: my god, uh hyperventilating, like she'll just say it but.

534
00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 1: Like with a period, you know.

535
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 3: And another one I learned the other day is I'm

536
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 3: sitting like someone if someone's like expecting like I want,

537
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 3: like I'm like, oh my god, I'm about to tell

538
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 3: you this good news, like this big news. People go

539
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 3: I'm sitting, I'm seated.

540
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: I'm seated. Sorry I'm seated.

541
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 3: To anyone who was like I'm sitting, I'm seated, and

542
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 3: I go, what does I'm because I sent Emily a

543
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 3: screenshot that someone had said I'm seated that we were

544
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 3: on a text group chain and I go and he's

545
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 3: a younger guy, Jonah from my PR team. I go, Emily,

546
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 3: what does I'm seated mean? And she was like, oh,

547
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 3: it means, like I go, is that a gen Z term?

548
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 1: Have you heard that? She was.

549
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe he just made it up, because

550
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 3: that can happen too, and she said, no, that it

551
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 3: means like, Okay, I'm ready, like I'm sitting here with popcorn,

552
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 3: I'm ready for the show to begin. Tell me what's happening,

553
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 3: like I'm seated, which is a great phrase. Let's all

554
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 3: use it, like, let's not mock gen Z for the phrases.

555
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: It's honestly so much fun.

556
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 3: And then I go, maybe though I'm seated is in

557
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 3: reference to when before you tell someone something crazy, you

558
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 3: go are you sitting down? And someone go, I'm seated.

559
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 3: So we were like, it's maybe a mixture of those.

560
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 2: But Emily, wait, hold on, I think I know the

561
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: appeal of that because it gets ahead of it. So

562
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 2: instead of like you telling them to sit down there

563
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: getting ahead of it, it's forward to dating.

564
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 3: And again, like I said, with these gen Z terms,

565
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 3: it like gives you more, It allows for more, more

566
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,360
Speaker 3: thoughtful context of the conversation is fun.

567
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 4: I'm not I love seated. I'm just I'm just not

568
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 4: confused by this term at all. I don't understand even why.

569
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 3: Okay, if you were in a conversation with someone where

570
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 3: it was like, okay, you guys, you got to see

571
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 3: this picture. You guys, I'm about to send you this picture,

572
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 3: you're gonna freak out, and someone just goes, I'm seated

573
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 3: in all caps. Wouldn't you be a little bit like,

574
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 3: what is that? You would totally not think that's a

575
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 3: weird thing to say, or something like you would just

576
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 3: know that that.

577
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,679
Speaker 4: I mean, there's plenty of terms where I would have this.

578
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't like I was confused. I just wondered

579
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 3: if he made it up, like I understood what it meant.

580
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: He's waiting for the thing. I didn't know if it

581
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 3: was something that other people were saying. And I like

582
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 3: that it is because I'm gonna start using it.

583
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 4: I do have to say, I I am. I do

584
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 4: appreciate gen Z speak. I think I love it. They're

585
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 4: pretty cool. After watching a bunch of like youtubeer gen

586
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,239
Speaker 4: z YouTubers who just have their like monologue videos out there,

587
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 4: which is like the most popular YouTube videos. Now, yeah,

588
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 4: I'm like, these guys are funny and they are cool.

589
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: It's they're so cool.

590
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 3: They are so cool and I don't know, they're just

591
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 3: like more emotionally advanced. So they've got that going for them,

592
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 3: which we really didn't even though they still have immaturities

593
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 3: about them because they are had less life. But Emily

594
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 3: the other day was I was complaining about some cost

595
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 3: of something.

596
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: What was it?

597
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 3: Oh, she videotaped me and Target, like getting new makeup

598
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 3: because last weekend I totally forgot my makeup bag. So

599
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: we went to Target and I was like making like

600
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 3: an emergency makeup bag, even though like all my makeup

601
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 3: is like Elf products and Wet and Wild and like,

602
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 3: in fact, I left my I accidently was using Emily's

603
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 3: makeup bag and I had my Wet and Wild foundation,

604
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 3: which Wet and Wild is like the cheapest brand, Brian.

605
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 3: It's literally like for a foundation, it's five dollars, and

606
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 3: foundations that like that I should be using as a

607
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 3: celebrity are probably like ninety dollars.

608
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: Like that's how it's less than McDonald's.

609
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 3: If that's even a possibility of like what makeup would

610
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 3: be yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So it's a costco uh Glizzy,

611
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 3: So I aren't they a dollar?

612
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: So I left it and she.

613
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 3: Goes, nicky, I'm dead or so whatever. She sent me

614
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 3: a picture of her Wet and Wild that I left

615
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,719
Speaker 3: in her makeup bag once she got home, and I

616
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 3: was like, it's good it Actually, I go, Bethany Frankel

617
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 3: likes it too, because I saw Bethany Frankel doing drug

618
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 3: store makeup reviews and I was like, she's on the

619
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 3: Wet and Wild train too. It's like it has like

620
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 3: a shine in it, and I just like it. And

621
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 3: I feel like all makeup is like trash for your

622
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 3: face anyway. None of it's regulated by the FDA, like

623
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: it's it's literally they don't they don't test it, like

624
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 3: they don'ticulous. It's I don't even know what they're testing

625
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 3: on animals if they're not checking to make sure it

626
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 3: doesn't like kill us and dump things into our the

627
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 3: biggest organ in our body, which is our skin.

628
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: It's insane.

629
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 3: But she was like, I'm dead, you're using this and

630
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 3: I go, it's honestly so good and then she put it.

631
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 1: I go try it and she was like, I'm well,

632
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: she said, you know.

633
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 4: She was just like, just give me who is this person?

634
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 4: How did you meet them?

635
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 3: She is my social media yeah, and she's just like

636
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 3: blown up my TikTok. She just like helps me feel

637
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 3: She is like she's like my cheerleader. She like noticed

638
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 3: one day I was down and she sent me these

639
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 3: voice memos about.

640
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 4: Like, I just want to let you know that.

641
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 3: And I realized recently that you like voice memos maybe

642
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 3: more than text. But I just need you to know

643
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 3: that the reason like you, She was like, I had

644
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 3: a goal when I first started working that I wanted

645
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 3: to work with Nicky Glazer, and I am now working

646
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 3: for Nicky Glazer, and it is it is a dream job.

647
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 3: Not only is it so much fun, but I am

648
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: getting to grow so much, I'm learning so much. I'm

649
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 3: having the best time. Like it was so and she

650
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 3: was like, and you are a queen. You don't realize it.

651
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 3: I don't think you understand your worth. But she was

652
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 3: like talk because she was staring a hotel, like we

653
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 3: were at the same hotel and she was like the

654
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 3: wall next to me and Chris, and she sent it

655
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 3: over and I.

656
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: Go, Chris, I just got it. I left.

657
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 3: She was like maybe like leaving the job because she

658
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 3: said a really long voice memo and I was like,

659
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 3: what's this gonna be?

660
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: And Chris and I are just listening into a bed

661
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: and she's just like talking like this. She's like, seriously, you.

662
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 3: It's it was the nicest thing I've ever gotten. And

663
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, this girl loves me so much. I love

664
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 3: her so much. She believes in me. I like trust

665
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 3: her because I think she's really cool, and like if

666
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 3: she thinks I'm cool, it just is very validating when

667
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 3: like a young person thinks you're so cool.

668
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

669
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 3: But she goes Nikki Nicole Glazer Wet and Wild Foundation.

670
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 3: I said, I like it. Bethany Frankel does too. She goes, okay,

671
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 3: maybe I'll try it. I said, do it. She goes okay, period,

672
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 3: but I think she accidentally sent period, you know, like

673
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 3: she was talking, and she goes okay. So I tried

674
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 3: it and look stunning. And then I go, it's good.

675
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 3: It's probably full of bad shit, but what is it?

676
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 3: And she goes one hundred pee. That's the new thing too.

677
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 3: People say a hundred pe. They don't say one hundred

678
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 3: percent or saying one hundred.

679
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 4: Pece sign does already the percent sign?

680
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: No, no percent sign, just one hundred pe o.

681
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 4: It's not cool anymore.

682
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: No, well, I think that's just it just works to

683
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: say one.

684
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 4: Hundred p And when she said stunning, she was question

685
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 4: mark yes.

686
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: She's like I look stunning. Like she's like, you know,

687
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: so she's cool.

688
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 3: But she was like, so she fills me for this

689
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 3: target run and I see a nine dollars lip gloss

690
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 3: and I'm like, fuck that. And I like threw back

691
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: and I'm like that's bullshit, and I was like, she

692
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 3: sent me the clip of it. She was like, I'm dying.

693
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 3: This is so funny that you like got so mad

694
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 3: at this nine dollars because I was gonna get it

695
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 3: and I go nine dollars, fuck that, and they were

696
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 3: like kids around and I was kind I'm like, oh,

697
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and I was like, oh, that's my mom

698
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 3: coming out of me for sure, Like I'm not being

699
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 3: nine dollars for fucking lip gloss. And she was like, Nikki,

700
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 3: you get Starbucks twice a day and each nine dollars.

701
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: And she was like, and you.

702
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 3: Demolish it within one minute. I'm like, you're so right

703
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 3: that lip gloss was worth it. So it's all perspective,

704
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 3: like does.

705
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 4: She talk like this in real life or is it

706
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 4: just overtext.

707
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: A little bit? Both?

708
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 3: Like she it's it's she definitely does talk like a

709
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: gen z or, but it doesn't make her seem less

710
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: intelligent or like trying to be cool.

711
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: It's just like one hundred oh yeah, it's like, yeah,

712
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: we'll get it done.

713
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 4: What did you do today?

714
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, like we'll get it done.

715
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 3: I mean like yeah, she talks like like I go to.

716
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 4: The I go up to you. You're her, and I go,

717
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 4: what do you think of this shirt? What do you

718
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 4: think of this shirt? I'm thinking about buying?

719
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: I mean it's cute. I mean, I mean I think

720
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: that one's better.

721
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: Like she would she was She's honest with me, but

722
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 3: she's like she'd be like, okay, it's like giving tortured

723
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 3: poets like she she would use its giving. I mean

724
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 3: like and then she would reference something like a like

725
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 3: some kind of person like someone who's She's like, oh yeah,

726
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 3: like so and so aware stuff like that, who's so

727
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 3: that I'd have to google the person and find out.

728
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 2: As like a motivational coach that you're carrying around with you.

729
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 3: This is also positive all the time. I love having

730
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: her around and she's like, yeah, girl, we'll get it.

731
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 3: Like she's just like and she won't accept extra money

732
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 3: for coming out on the road with me. She's like, oh,

733
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 3: I already get paid to work for you, like you pay.

734
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 3: I pay a company that like employs her. And she's

735
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 3: like and I'm like, okay, I need to pay you extra,

736
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 3: like you're giving me your weekend, you know, I pay

737
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 3: for a flight and hotel. But She's like, the day

738
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 3: that I ever accept a Venmo from you is the day,

739
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 3: like we are not working together anymore. And I'm like,

740
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means, but okay.

741
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna. But she's just like she's this weekends.

742
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: Yeah she's request but she's just so sweet and she's

743
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 3: so positive and like, yeah, she just everyone. I think

744
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 3: everyone could really use an Emily in their life. I

745
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 3: didn't know I needed one so desperately until she came

746
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 3: into it. Of just like a young person that kind

747
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 3: of looks up to you and things. I didn't even

748
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 3: know she was like a fan of mine, Like I

749
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: was just on a call with someone who she was

750
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: on a zoom call, you know. I found out about

751
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 3: this the company she works for, up High, through my

752
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 3: management company. They have another probably client who works with them,

753
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 3: and so they were like, let's set up a meeting

754
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 3: for you to talk to them about what they can

755
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 3: do for your social media and what you need from them.

756
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: And she was just on that.

757
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 3: She was just a girl on a box and a

758
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 3: zoom call, and I was like, Oh, she's really nice.

759
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: But I didn't know that she had written down when

760
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 3: she first started working for up High. They asked her, like,

761
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 3: with your dream client, and she wrote Nikki Glazer, like

762
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 3: I didn't know like.

763
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: That is, and that I didn't know any of that.

764
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 3: So it was really cute that she's like kind of

765
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 3: revealed it quietly along the way of like what I

766
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 3: mean to her. It kind of feels like how I'd

767
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 3: probably do a Taylor Swift thing, even though Taylor Swift

768
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 3: is well aware at this if she isn't she's not

769
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 3: paying attention like that. I'm a huge fan, But if

770
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 3: I was to be in her orbit, I would probably

771
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 3: just do what she needed to do help her in

772
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 3: the way she needed and not like inject any of

773
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,719
Speaker 3: my fandom until it was time to be like in

774
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 3: all seriousness, like you mean a lot, you know what

775
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 3: I mean, Like she did a.

776
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 4: Try, what job do you think you could realistically be

777
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 4: hired for it? And if you're worry, banter.

778
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 3: Banter, Yeah, for her to go on talk shows punching

779
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 3: up stories she tells or you know, she doesn't need

780
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 3: the help by any means, but like even like you know,

781
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 3: things she says in between songs, like I thought of

782
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 3: a funny thing for Taylor to say after Like there's

783
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 3: a part in at the aristour when everyone's holding up

784
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 3: their phones and doing like, you know, the lights, like

785
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 3: we don't have lighters anymore, which, by the way, that

786
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 3: would have back in the seventies when everyone did that

787
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,719
Speaker 3: with lighters and nineties and early two thousands, wouldn't your

788
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 3: fingers start like burning and melting off? Like that would

789
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 3: be really hard to hold for a whole song. So

790
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 3: I like that we use like her flashlights, so we

791
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 3: all do that during Marjorie. We're all like this with

792
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 3: our flashlights. Yeah, it's the new firework, right, drones, And

793
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 3: so we're doing this the whole song, and then afterwards.

794
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: She's like, you guys, are so sweet.

795
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 3: You all held up your phones and like, I just

796
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 3: think it would be a funny thing to be, like,

797
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: you risked wasting your battery life for me, for me

798
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 3: to have that a special moment with a song, because

799
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 3: we're really doing it for her because it looks so

800
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 3: pretty for her to look out and she's singing about

801
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 3: her grandmother, who were all kind of like paying homage

802
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 3: to in this beautiful song about her grandmother who's passed away,

803
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 3: and her grandmother's voice is singing throughout because it's in

804
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 3: the song and so it's like echoing through it, and

805
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 3: she gets teary ed sometimes. Swifties at one point all

806
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 3: came together to hold a picture of her up for

807
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 3: Taylor to like look at because we're like they were

808
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 3: like trying to get her to cry, and I think

809
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 3: Taylor appreciated it even that, Like she's really sweet. But

810
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 3: I just was like, oh, I could punch up some stuff.

811
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, I could just offer her sincere like,

812
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 3: oh my god, you look so fucking good right now,

813
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 3: Like this is the greatest look you've ever had. Holy shit,

814
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 3: you just killed that performance. Like she doesn't need any

815
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 3: more of that in her life. But a sincere person

816
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 3: to do exactly what Emily does for me, which is

817
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 3: like that was exceptional what you just did, or you

818
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 3: look so good in that, or like, you know, I've

819
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 3: had famous friends before where they're constantly hearing all the compliments,

820
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 3: and you try to give them a compliment that really

821
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 3: means something. And I've always said this, like people think

822
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 3: that famous people are always getting complimented, so sometimes they

823
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 3: never get complimented because everyone's like, oh, they've already heard

824
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 3: how great they were on this thing. But I would,

825
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 3: you know, when I used to be friends with Jaylaw,

826
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 3: I would like text her like, oh my god, you

827
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 3: killed it on fallin that was so funny when you

828
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 3: said blah blah blah, Like I would give her a

829
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 3: list kind of of things she.

830
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: Said because I was just like she might people just.

831
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 3: Might assume she already knows how great she is, because

832
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 3: why wouldn't she She's Jaylaw. But like I would just

833
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 3: try to find a way to yeah, just like because

834
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,439
Speaker 3: I know that I always still like to hear great

835
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 3: show when I do have a great show, you know,

836
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 3: not when it's just like cursory. I mean, I still

837
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 3: want to hear it because when I don't hear it.

838
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, it must have been the worst thing ever.

839
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 3: But like I know my team when I've had a

840
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 3: really good show afterwards, they'll be like, holy shit, that

841
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 3: was great, like and it means something to me to

842
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 3: hear that every single time. And I always tell the

843
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 3: story when I talk about this of Chris Rock at

844
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 3: the Comedy Cellar. He had just gotten off stage and

845
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 3: I was in the stairwell and he was walking by

846
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 3: and he had just murdered right, like did so well

847
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 3: And this was probably twenty seventeen or something, and uh,

848
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 3: he gets off, he's walking up the stairs, and I'm like,

849
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 3: I should say good job, because that was really good,

850
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 3: but like he doesn't need to fucking hear it from me.

851
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 3: And then I just was like, wait a second, Nikki,

852
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 3: when have you Will you ever reach a point where

853
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 3: you don't want to hear a good job after set,

854
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 3: especially from a comic who's like judging you from the stairwell,

855
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 3: And so I just go that was a killer set,

856
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 3: and he just goes thanks, And he looked at me

857
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 3: almost like who knows I'm projecting onto it, But it

858
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 3: seemed to me that he appreciated it, and was kind

859
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 3: of like, I'm gonna walk by this person. They're not

860
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 3: gonna just say what acknowledge what just happened, because it's

861
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 3: kind of like when you walk out of the comedy

862
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 3: cellar room, it's like wow, and then you walk in

863
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 3: the hallway and everyone no one's clapping in the hallway

864
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 3: because we're all just comics like waiting, and it's kind.

865
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: Of like awkward to like clasp.

866
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 3: So it just seems like weird to walk out of

867
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 3: that and then walk by someone who's just like says nothing.

868
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,479
Speaker 3: I mean, Brian, We've been comedians who like have walked

869
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,439
Speaker 3: off stage and people don't say good.

870
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: Job, And when you haven't done a good job, it.

871
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 3: Really feels hard when no one can when people go

872
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 3: how were they? That's the classic, like every comedian knows

873
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 3: you bombed. If a comedian watched your you know they

874
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 3: at least saw the last minute of your set, which

875
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 3: was rough, because you didn't.

876
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 4: Now they're just worried about their set because they saw

877
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,439
Speaker 4: how terrible the end of your set.

878
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 3: Oh, I think that's interesting. I think they just want

879
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 3: to be like, did you think that went well? Like

880
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 3: they need to say something because they can't say nothing,

881
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 3: so they go out.

882
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: Did you like them?

883
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 4: I'd rather someone go rough night because it really night

884
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 4: acknowledges that, like, I know you're the atmosphere. Yeah, I

885
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 4: know you're a good comedian. I know that you're funny.

886
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 4: That was just I'm not going to particuld, Like if

887
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 4: someone's tiptoeing around maybe upsetting you because they said that

888
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 4: that was a bad set, and that means they really

889
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 4: think you. You're bad enough that that it's something that

890
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 4: would bother you.

891
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: See.

892
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 3: I just think we're all fragile enough, no matter how

893
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 3: good we are, to never want to acknowledge a bad set.

894
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: But I've I've had some, you know, bad sets.

895
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: Like if it was you coming off stage and you

896
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 3: had a bad set, I would literally know it was

897
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 3: because the audience sucked, like I think we we've I've

898
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 3: had some openers that have just had not good sets

899
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 3: because the audience is too drunk. They don't respect the

900
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: opener because they're there to see me. They don't understand

901
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 3: how a comedy show runs. They just talk through their

902
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: whole set. They're drunk, they're getting drinks, and the person

903
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 3: just can't get the plane off the ground because no

904
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 3: one's listening, So how.

905
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: The fuck are you supposed to get a laugh? So

906
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: it's just the whole time, it's a struggle.

907
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 3: And I've had some you know, openers walk off like

908
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 3: a little shell shocked, and I always just say to them,

909
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 3: I fucking hate them, like it that's that's just like

910
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 3: I fucking hated them, Like it's because it's.

911
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: Not about you. It's very nice, but it's true.

912
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 3: It's like, yes, sometimes I do think that it's kind

913
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 3: of always I always actually think it's on me, Like

914
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 3: even if the crowd is I mean, there's been some

915
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 3: crowds that are just insane that you're just like I

916
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 3: don't even want them to like me, but it kind

917
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 3: of is always on us to win them over. We're performers,

918
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 3: like that's part of the skill. Like you can't always

919
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 3: blame the audience. I am not a comedian who will

920
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 3: ever really lash out in an audience if they don't laugh,

921
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 3: Like that's one of my biggest pet peeves is like

922
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 3: when a comedian doesn't get a joke or like doesn't

923
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 3: get a laugh and they go like oh, or you offended,

924
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 3: Like they act like the crowd did it get it?

925
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 3: Or is offended by it, yeah, And then sometimes it

926
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: happens so often that they just add it to their

927
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 3: act to say that afterwards. And then sometimes it'll get

928
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 3: a laugh and they'll say, well do you offend it?

929
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 3: And you go, oh, this just started working for you

930
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 3: because it did it for months clearly.

931
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: Because you have such a reaction.

932
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 3: But like getting mad at a crowd for like not

933
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 3: getting you is it always to me is not a

934
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 3: good luck. And I'm someone who always will take blame

935
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 3: almost too much, I think, to a fault.

936
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: But I do think it's that's part of our job.

937
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 4: I think it's joke per joke. I mean, to me,

938
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 4: the opener's job is to make sure that they are

939
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 4: laughing by the time you get off stage. So if

940
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,879
Speaker 4: you start off and they're and they're tight, yeah, as

941
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 4: long as they're ready to go for the headliner, Yeah,

942
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 4: then that's fine. You did your job, even if your

943
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 4: set was was torturous.

944
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

945
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 4: But like that for me, so if they if the

946
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 4: audience just seems like tired or stoned or like not

947
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 4: paying attention, then I will be like, what's going on?

948
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 4: That's like, what's wrong with you? Like wake up? Like

949
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 4: I would I do that? Sometimes, Yes, just and kind

950
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 4: it kind of like sabotages my own set so that

951
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 4: they wake up a little bit for the next person.

952
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 3: Well, that's really nice of you, because you're doing the

953
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 3: job of an opener. But I think that you're right

954
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 3: in calling it out sometimes because it sometimes they need

955
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 3: that like kind of substitute teacher energy of like the

956
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 3: substitute teacher just like stops talking because the class is

957
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 3: so rowdy, and then everyone gets quiet because they're like, oh,

958
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 3: she's mad at you know, like it's like the only

959
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 3: way to get inten and is to either snap and

960
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 3: be like what's going like to break the fourth wall

961
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 3: a little bit even though it's kind of already broken

962
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 3: when you have a live audience.

963
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 4: But okay, oh sorry, really send it. No, I don't

964
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 4: even view it as like something I do as a

965
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 4: comedian or as an opener. I do it in real

966
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 4: life if if I if I say something and I

967
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 4: don't get the response I want, then I'll I will

968
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 4: do that in real life. I'll go, how did you

969
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 4: not think that this was? Like that's just my personality?

970
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 4: Also just like cool?

971
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: Did you right back to it?

972
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 4: No?

973
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 3: No?

974
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 4: I no, okay, so maybe it's not you but no,

975
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 4: in real life, it is not overtext.

976
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 3: Right, all right, cool, all right, we'll be by for this.

977
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 4: All right. So I have a twist for you in

978
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 4: the theft in airports saga that you talk about frequently

979
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 4: on this podcast.

980
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm seated, let's hear it's okay.

981
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 4: So there has been a rash. You're gonna be incredibly

982
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,919
Speaker 4: disappointed by the end of this, but there was. There's

983
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 4: been a rash of thefts at an airline terminals over

984
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 4: the last year, and governments don't know what to do

985
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 4: about it. Cities don't know what.

986
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 3: To do aboutside the air pertinal, past past tsa well

987
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 3: or at baggage all.

988
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 4: The So I was looking at this article. It's like,

989
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 4: I can't wait to send this to Nikki because there's

990
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 4: all these thefts happening. They don't know what to do.

991
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 4: Everyone's bags are being stolen. And then I look it

992
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 4: up and it's like all of them even think they qualify,

993
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 4: and all the articles they're like, all of these thefts

994
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 4: are happening at baggage claim. Yes, I'm people, so.

995
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 2: It doesn't happen even more often, Yes, it.

996
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 4: Thinks about it like you're just you're not there.

997
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 1: Yet it's almost like.

998
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 4: In there, please steal me fit yes, and anyone.

999
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 3: Can go in there, And it just feels like the

1000
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 3: why criminals haven't figured out this sooner is like how

1001
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 3: I feel about why we didn't figure out putting wheels

1002
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 3: on luggage sooner?

1003
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: Like it's like it's right there, guys. Do they not

1004
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 2: want to pay for parking? Maybe, but it's worth it.

1005
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 2: There's treasures in every luggage.

1006
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: Every luggage there's treasures or medications or.

1007
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 3: Something you can get high on. And also we were

1008
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 3: talking about wheels on luggage. Remember, you know, like there

1009
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 3: were wheel and luggage until like the early nineties, I

1010
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 3: think maybe late nineties that became ubiquitous, but then.

1011
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: Even even but.

1012
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 3: But we all go, how did we not think about

1013
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 3: wheels on fucking luggage? Like we've been carrying around luggage

1014
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 3: for decades now, like maybe almost centuries, just carrying this

1015
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 3: like wooden handle that you've got. And then but wait

1016
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 3: a second, but then also for two decades, we were

1017
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 3: doing two wheels four wheels until like ten years ago,

1018
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 3: and now every luggage is four wheels, and four wheels,

1019
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 3: if you don't know, is so.

1020
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 4: Much better than two whey and it's been so much.

1021
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 3: Better, and so it's like, what it could be next

1022
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 3: that we are not seeing that is right in front

1023
00:43:59,600 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: of us.

1024
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: What's six wheels? What's that gonna mean? What were you

1025
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: gonna say, Brian.

1026
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 4: Well, I just want to using wheels. I think about luggage.

1027
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 4: I think about the people in the you know, fifties

1028
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 4: and below who could afford to have luggage. We're rich

1029
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 4: enough to have servants to carry the.

1030
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: Load them and they didn't care what the see.

1031
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 3: I would have been a rich person being like the

1032
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 3: servants are going to break their back. Like I really

1033
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 3: can't stand when I get a car service and it's

1034
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 3: an old person. I'm like the Larry David episode when

1035
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 3: it's like a woman and he's like, I don't want this.

1036
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 1: I really am like this is bullshit.

1037
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 3: I want like a big man who looks at my

1038
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 3: seventy pound suitcase and is like this is nothing and

1039
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 3: just hurls it in with one hand.

1040
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: And is not hurting his back like that. That's kind

1041
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: of what I want.

1042
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sexist, and I'm sizest again for an age.

1043
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 3: I guess I am able ablest probably in terms of

1044
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,919
Speaker 3: like their bone density. I like I don't, But I

1045
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 3: don't want to hold this thing either, Like I'm I'm

1046
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: packing it this way knowing that it's going to get

1047
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 3: a heavy tag and that people who are in the

1048
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 3: back recesses of the airport or have back support scraps

1049
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 3: on I hope.

1050
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 4: I don't.

1051
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 3: Don't even like it when the Southwest woman has to

1052
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 3: hurl it onto that little thing. I'm like, you pull

1053
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 3: these these people are beating up their bodies and they're

1054
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 3: at the ticketing counter and they don't.

1055
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 4: Have any type of baies.

1056
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's a shout out to you guys at

1057
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 3: the ticket encounter on anyone who deals with baggage. It's

1058
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 3: it's fucked. But you're so right about that, Brian, Like

1059
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 3: no one gave a fuck.

1060
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 4: Back in the early twentieth century or the mid twentieth century,

1061
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 4: they even had trunks instead of oh insane, like a

1062
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 4: rich debutante would show up at the dock with a

1063
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 4: bunch of trunks.

1064
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 3: And a briefcase. I mean, men were carrying around briefcases themselves.

1065
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,479
Speaker 3: Why not put a strap on it because it was gay?

1066
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 3: Do you think it looked too much like a purse?

1067
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: Ye? Women did.

1068
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 3: But even women didn't have, like, you know, what's it

1069
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,720
Speaker 3: called crossbody bags?

1070
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you've just had our bosoms? Yeah? Yeah, we

1071
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: either hurl those around, should put a wheel on them.

1072
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 4: When I was in college, I used to use a

1073
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 4: messenger bag instead of a backpack. Remember the messenger bag.

1074
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's interesting. I don't know. Yeah, I think

1075
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 3: you can bring it back. Uh, fanny packs on the

1076
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 3: new purse though. I see so many girls with my

1077
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 3: same purse that every day.

1078
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 2: Yes, he's on the fanny pack train.

1079
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: Does he wear it around his waist or does he.

1080
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 2: Wear it right under his belly?

1081
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 3: God?

1082
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 2: This stuff and his cargo.

1083
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: Uh, it's so convenient, it's amazing.

1084
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 4: It's so much better than pockets.

1085
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 3: Proud of So, I wanted to talk about a thing

1086
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 3: that I did for One of my favorite things to

1087
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 3: read is the things like items I can't live without.

1088
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 3: What is the name of the title? The title of it?

1089
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Yes, it's by the Strategy. The Strategist is

1090
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 3: one of my favorite websites. By the way, it's by

1091
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 3: the New York magazine, and it's a it's for consumers,

1092
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 3: people who buy a lot of ship It's like it's

1093
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 3: for everyone because if you want the if you want

1094
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 3: actual reviews of things that aren't paid, unless they kind

1095
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 3: of sometimes you can tell when they're paid.

1096
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: I think they even have to say they're paid.

1097
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 3: But generally these are just people who are hired that

1098
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 3: have great taste in literally everything, and they get people

1099
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 3: to review different things and try out every kind of

1100
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 3: Queason art or every kind of yoga matt like. If

1101
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 3: you are looking for a product type in the go

1102
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 3: to the Strategist website and they will have like a

1103
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 3: listicle of like which ones are the best, with links

1104
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 3: and everything, and so final thought, one of my favorite

1105
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 3: things that the Strategist does. This website, offshoot of New

1106
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 3: York Magazine, is called Celebrity Shopping, and it's what blah

1107
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 3: blah blah can't live without. And they do a different

1108
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 3: celebrity every week, and honestly, I have bought probably thousands

1109
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 3: of dollars worth of stuff from this, and I'm rarely

1110
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 3: disappointed because I do feel like they the people who

1111
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 3: interview you for this, do a really good job of

1112
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 3: getting you to pick products.

1113
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: You can tell when celebrities.

1114
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 3: Have phoned it in, and it's like the whole thing

1115
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 3: they talk about is just like whatever lotion company their

1116
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: best friend started and it's like eight hundred dollars a jar,

1117
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 3: or it's like they're trying. They're like, uh, they do

1118
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 3: like a meditation book that they read one they're trying

1119
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 3: to seem smart. A lot of them talk about journals

1120
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 3: and pens they like and like quill pens, and you're like,

1121
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 3: you're trying, You're trying to get laid through this list. Y.

1122
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 3: So my list I always want to share because I

1123
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 3: put a gigantic amount of thought into it, because I

1124
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 3: am a fan of this thing.

1125
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: And so when I got interviewed.

1126
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 3: By by Jordan McMahon McMahon Mayhon McMahon, he was like, wow,

1127
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 3: I He even noted, like I haven't seen someone, I

1128
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 3: haven't interviewed someone to put this much thought into it.

1129
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 3: I was like, because I'm a staying and it's like

1130
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 3: I picked things that I needed.

1131
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: I didn't want to.

1132
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 3: I made it sure that I didn't want anyone to

1133
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 3: think I looked cool, Like none of these products were

1134
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 3: picked so that you would think I was something that

1135
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,959
Speaker 3: I wasn't. And by the way, my list was way

1136
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 3: longer the first one I gave, and I took things

1137
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 3: off that I did.

1138
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: I checked my ego and.

1139
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're putting this on to seem like cool

1140
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 3: because you're worried who might see it. But these are

1141
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 3: just things I think everyone should have, not everyone, but

1142
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 3: most people. First of all, My Halo's sleep iyemask, by

1143
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 3: the way, they gave the wrong link at first, and

1144
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 3: there was a picture of one that looked like a

1145
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 3: Migraine helmet, and I was like, people are buying the

1146
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 3: wrong mask because of me. It's the first thing on

1147
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 3: my list. Switch out that photo right away. So it's

1148
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 3: my favorite sleep mask by far. My Halo's sleep by Mask.

1149
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 3: It's ten dollars on Amazon. I literally buy probably twenty

1150
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 3: of them a year because I lose them on planes

1151
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 3: and stuff. They are the best imask. I recommend them.

1152
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 3: They are cooling. I don't know how they do it.

1153
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 3: They have a cool Is that the one I turn around? Yep, No,

1154
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 3: that's pretty close to it. I think that's probably yeah, yeah,

1155
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 3: that's yeah. Yeah, that's when I met.

1156
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 4: Every day and now I can't sleep without it. God

1157
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 4: damn it.

1158
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 3: It truly like you said yesterday, it makes you a

1159
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 3: little bit like, it makes you like I can't sweep

1160
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 3: without my face mask, okay. And then the thing I've

1161
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 3: always talked about on the show before, in case you're

1162
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: new to it, it's the Ordinary.

1163
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: It's by the ordinary. It's ten dollars.

1164
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 3: It is my favorite serum that I use on my

1165
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 3: face every single day. I've used can't believe you put

1166
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 3: that out there ten years. I know, I was like

1167
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 3: keeping it for a while.

1168
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: You know what I have.

1169
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 3: I have other ways to get this stuff because it's

1170
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 3: just one hundred percent plant squalling. And by the way,

1171
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: everyone's putting it in their shit now, squaling is like

1172
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 3: the new thing that people put in their skincare lines.

1173
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 3: It's so cheap, you guys, just get one hundred percent

1174
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 3: plant drives squaling the ordinary ten dollars. I use it

1175
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 3: on everything. It's just moisturizing without being oily. But it

1176
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 3: goes on like an oil. It's slick, it absorbs great.

1177
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 3: You can put it on the morning and your moisturized

1178
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 3: the rest of the day. I'm not kidding you girls.

1179
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 3: You if you if you say moisturized all day off

1180
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 3: of whatever serum you're using, because I use I've used

1181
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 3: every fucking serum in the book, tell me what that is.

1182
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 3: Because hyaluronic guesses. It's not going to keep you moisturized.

1183
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 3: No creams keep you moisturized all day, all.

1184
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:01,879
Speaker 1: Through the night.

1185
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 3: They always you always, they absorb quickly and then you

1186
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 3: gotta put something else on.

1187
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,439
Speaker 1: This keeps you moisturized all day.

1188
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 3: Can't literally would that's my number one product I can't

1189
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 3: live without, and I would put it above Starbucks. And

1190
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 3: I didn't put Starbucks on this list because you know

1191
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 3: everyone already knows. Then there is a eyeliner that I

1192
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 3: found when I was traveling in Europe for my tour.

1193
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: So the only eyeliner you use. It's a pen.

1194
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 3: It's like if you want to do a perfect wing,

1195
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 3: it just gives you the blackest line. It's five dollars.

1196
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not even meaning to be give you

1197
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 3: bargains here. It's by Caligraph C A L L I

1198
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 3: g R A pH pro Precise twenty four hour waterproof

1199
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,479
Speaker 3: matt liner. Holy shit, it's so good. It's five dollars

1200
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 3: on Amazon or no at Katrese. Well, you can find

1201
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 3: it anywhere, but it takes a little while to ship

1202
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 3: to you sometimes because it's back order and it's from Europe.

1203
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 3: The next thing I can't say enough good things about this.

1204
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 3: The Boan Oak karaoke microphone. Okay it is I got.

1205
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 3: It's a karaoke microphone sent to me because years ago,

1206
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 3: because I was doing some kind of thing for I

1207
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 3: think Glamour magazine where I got products that were like

1208
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 3: really high end products, and then they gave me the

1209
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 3: low end version, like the ripoff one, and I had

1210
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 3: to see which one I thought was better, and maybe

1211
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 3: I liked the cheaper one for a karaoke mike, absolutely not.

1212
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 3: You got to go with the Bow and Oak. It's

1213
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty dollars bo na Oka karaoke microphone.

1214
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 3: It has a built in speaker like a Bose Mini

1215
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 3: speaker that you would like use in your house, but

1216
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 3: it's on the microphone and so when you sing into it,

1217
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 3: you have amazing acoustic like amazing sound. It is like

1218
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 3: your own little amplifier next to your microphone. And so

1219
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,760
Speaker 3: if you are someone who likes singing or likes karaoke,

1220
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 3: they are essential. If you have kids that like performing,

1221
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 3: it just it's it's just a it's an AMP system

1222
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 3: in your hand and it's awesome and it does effects

1223
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 3: on your voice so you can sound way better, and

1224
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 3: I've talked about it on the podcast before. It used

1225
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 3: to be one of our singers where I go careke mode.

1226
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 3: But it's amazing. Skipping ahead, the NEWLYXI dual folding cell phone.

1227
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 2: Stand, Okay that I'm I'm buying that.

1228
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 3: Dude, Noah, buy three of them because you'll lose they

1229
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 3: They are so compact they fold up. It's just a

1230
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 3: little phone stand, so like when you're needing or something,

1231
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 3: you just like it stays sturdy, it's got great movement.

1232
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 3: It's just a well engineered phone stand. It is the

1233
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 3: one of the best thing engineered things I've ever seen.

1234
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: It's so simplid. Sometimes I'm like.

1235
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 3: Eating oatmeal and I want to like be on my

1236
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 3: phone and I want to read something or look at something,

1237
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 3: but I don't want to hold my phone.

1238
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: I want my.

1239
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 3: Phone perched up so that it's reading and I can

1240
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,439
Speaker 3: just scroll with one hand. We're watching, or if I'm

1241
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 3: doing an Instagram live, I can purchase it and then

1242
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 3: talk or filming something hands free.

1243
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 4: I get that. Or if you're watching a YouTube video

1244
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 4: making a smoothie or something.

1245
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: Absolutely, oh my god, Brian, you will die. It's so

1246
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: they're so.

1247
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 4: One hundred P one hundred pet dead, I'm.

1248
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,280
Speaker 3: Dead, one hundred pe You're seated, you're screaming.

1249
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: I love because there are so many of them that

1250
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 2: I got overwhelmed trying to figure out which fucking iPhone

1251
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 2: stands a by. So thank you Nikki Glazer for putting

1252
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 2: that on your list. So right, Noah, it is.

1253
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 3: So.

1254
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: This is also like dogbeds.

1255
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 3: If anyone has a great little dog dog bed to recommend,

1256
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 3: I am overwhelmed at the options, and I have it, like.

1257
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 4: I mean, everyone has it. We already know what it is.

1258
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 4: Let me look it up. I just literally bought another

1259
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 4: one for my dog because my old one was like

1260
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 4: looking a little ratty. So I was like, let's get

1261
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 4: you a new one. Every dog loves this bed. They

1262
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 4: cannot get enough of it. I'll get up right now.

1263
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: I'll keep going.

1264
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 3: So, by the way, that phone stand was called the

1265
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,800
Speaker 3: New LIXI n U l A x Y. It's on

1266
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 3: Amazon fifteen dollars. I put in a guitar, a baby

1267
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 3: tailor guitar, because it's four hundred fifty dollars. That's a

1268
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 3: little bit of a price point. But if you're buying

1269
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 3: a guitar and you want to learn. It's small. You

1270
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 3: can figure out how to learn. I was just trying

1271
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 3: to encourage people to pick up guitar later in life

1272
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 3: and you could travel with it.

1273
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: And if it gets like beat.

1274
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 3: Up on the plane and they make you check it,

1275
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 3: like it's not the biggest, Like it's not like a

1276
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 3: you know, two thousand dollars guitar that you're like, it's

1277
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,959
Speaker 3: the neck broke. It's four and fifty dollars. It sounds

1278
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 3: great and you can travel everywhere with it.

1279
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: I just thought was good.

1280
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 3: This one I've kind of backed away from, but I

1281
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 3: do believe when I do use it, it's amazing. Red

1282
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 3: light therapy apparently, is like it takes years to actually

1283
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 3: start showing, Like the red light therapy mask you wear,

1284
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 3: like whatever the LED masks, the thing they're doing to

1285
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 3: your face won't show up for a year. Like so

1286
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,919
Speaker 3: whatever college in their building has to take a year

1287
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 3: to build. So you'll never see direct results from this

1288
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 3: stuff right away.

1289
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: And that makes me discouraged.

1290
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 3: To use it because I've bought I spent thousands of

1291
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 3: dollars on red light masks and different things, and I

1292
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 3: just don't use them. But the solo wave four and

1293
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 3: one Red Light Therapy Starter Kit. It's like this little

1294
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 3: wand and it vibrates and it has a red light

1295
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 3: on it, which is like whatever, who cares. But the

1296
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 3: vibration and just the gliding on your face. You could

1297
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 3: do it with the squalane. It's so relaxing. It definitely

1298
00:55:56,239 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 3: d puffs because the slight vibration and it feels so

1299
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 3: good and you feel like you're Haley Bieber. After you

1300
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 3: use it, you're just like glowing and you feel like

1301
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 3: you just did something good for yourself.

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Speaker 1: It's mindful.

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Speaker 3: You can just sit there with your new phone on

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Speaker 3: your new Lexei stand and just do it gently across

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Speaker 3: your face.

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Speaker 1: And it's two hundred and sixty two dollars.

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Speaker 3: But I really do think it's awesome and works really

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Speaker 3: well and I like it. And then there's a charcoal

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Speaker 3: deodorant that makes you smell like nothing, and I think

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Speaker 3: I've talked about it on the podcast before, but it's

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Speaker 3: called Purely Great Charcoal Deodorant. You stir it up and

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Speaker 3: if you literally don't want to smell for like a day,

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Speaker 3: swab this stuff on your pits.

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Speaker 1: It's natural, it's charcoal.

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Speaker 3: You do have to stir it up, and it does

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Speaker 3: come with a little stick like the stick you know

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Speaker 3: that you get to in those cheese crackers, the red stick.

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Speaker 1: It's literally exactly.

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Speaker 3: That stick, but it's white and you stir it up

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Speaker 3: and it's almost like that same cheese consistency, but it's

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Speaker 3: like chalk and water that you got to stir and.

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Speaker 1: Then you get it too, that cheese consistency.

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Speaker 3: You put it in your pit, you close your pit,

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Speaker 3: and you just like get take the little stick out

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Speaker 3: and you just like kind of and then you just

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Speaker 3: mush your pits together like this and you will not

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Speaker 3: smell for days if you don't want to, literally zero cent.

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Speaker 3: It's wild, Chris, and I can't stop talking about it.

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Speaker 3: I don't use it every day because it's kind of

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Speaker 3: the pain in the ass with the ladle and stuff

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Speaker 3: and you got to stir it and sometimes in a rush.

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Speaker 1: But it's called purely great.

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Speaker 3: And if you want a natural deodorant that honestly does

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Speaker 3: not make you stink, And if you've heard intrusive thoughts episodes,

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Speaker 3: I have problems with natural deodorant and sticking stinking. I've

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Speaker 3: had that in my past, and so I had to

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Speaker 3: go back to like the aluminum kind. But this has

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00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 3: made it so I can when I want to have

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Speaker 3: a natural geodorant and not smell at all. We don't

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Speaker 3: even understand how it works, because Chris has tried every

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00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 3: natural geodorant. We all know they don't work like they

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Speaker 3: work kind of, but this one actually does works. It's

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Speaker 3: purely great. It's thirteen dollars on Amazon. Okay, what is

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Speaker 3: the dogbed?

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00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 4: The dogbed is twenty four dollars and thirty cents on Amazon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm getting it right now.

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00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 4: Best Friends by Sherry, the original, the original calming donut,

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Speaker 4: and it comes in many different colors. And I'm telling you,

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Speaker 4: my dog can get enough of this thing. This.

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Speaker 1: I tried to order this last night, Brian, but it's

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Speaker 1: back ordered.

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Speaker 4: I mean, everybody knows it's the best bed. I mean

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Speaker 4: I see other people when I go. Sometimes I'm on

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Speaker 4: Instagram and I see someone else's dog in that bed,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know, you know that that's the

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Speaker 4: best bet.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm getting the Tope shag oh okay, fifteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 3: Actually yeah, it's I needed this bed this week and

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Speaker 3: it was back ordered till Tuesday's September third. But I'm

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Speaker 3: getting it anyway, because you know what, she should have

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Speaker 3: two beds, and it's the best one, and we'll see

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Speaker 3: which one she chooses.

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Speaker 4: I also have a good harness recommendation if anyone's looking

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Speaker 4: for her. If your dog slips out of its harness,

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Speaker 4: gets out.

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Speaker 3: Of it, will if I put a harness on it,

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00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 3: she freezes and won't move.

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Speaker 1: She literally can't like.

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Speaker 3: And then I'll pull her and she'll slap market, but

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Speaker 3: then she'll freeze again. She can't understand that her body

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Speaker 3: my cat does battle.

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Speaker 4: This will fix that. But this harness is you cannot

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Speaker 4: get out of this harness. I tried like ten different

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Speaker 4: harnesses with Jack when I first got him, and he

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Speaker 4: slipped out of all of them except for this one.

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Speaker 3: Slip out of a harness that goes around your legs

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Speaker 3: like pants.

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Speaker 4: He pulled it backwards. He's so small, and he pulls

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Speaker 4: backwards and then it slips his neck out going in,

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Speaker 4: and you're like, and sometimes you're pulling to like come

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Speaker 4: with me. And he pulled the other way and then

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Speaker 4: he lifts his leg and gets out. He's got called

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Speaker 4: the new harness is called well, this is the harness

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Speaker 4: I've had for him for now like six years. It's

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Speaker 4: called Roughware. Are you f f W E a feeling? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: do you know the rough wear?

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Speaker 1: No I just had. When you said rough I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, they're going to do that now on Amazon it

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Speaker 4: says currently unavailable.

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Speaker 3: See that's what I'm saying this the ship sells out.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little I'm worried about chewe I've I've always

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Speaker 3: had a great They're so amazing, customer service is great.

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Speaker 3: Oh the dog has a name, by the way, named

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Speaker 3: Hepially yesterday next week seated.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's seated, is going to go?

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Speaker 1: Are you guys? Seated? For the name? Everyone seed seated,

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Speaker 1: get seated.

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Speaker 2: Cromation point Goldie and it's golden globes.

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Speaker 3: Didn't hurt this name, but it was like, oh, that's

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Speaker 3: a sign we should go for that, because it's kind

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01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 3: of like funny that that happened in my life around

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Speaker 3: the time I got her.

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like girly, which.

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Speaker 3: Which is what we've been calling her, but we weren't

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Speaker 3: like sure of that, and she is golden and our

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Speaker 3: pet sitter told us she's just a golden dog, like

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01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 3: she's a gold she is, like she's just got golden energy.

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Speaker 3: And she said that like a month ago, and we

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Speaker 3: were like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's kind of funny. Maybe we should call her Goldie.

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Speaker 3: So we were flirting with it, and then the Golden

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Speaker 3: Globes and then and then yeah, Matt Green, my brother

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Speaker 3: in law, yesterday texted our group chat like congrats on

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Speaker 3: Goldie and I was like, oh, wait, I go, this

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Speaker 3: is her name. I go, that's what we're naming the dog.

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Speaker 3: And so Chris agreed last night, so it's official Goldie.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Goldie.

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Speaker 1: Yes, such a cute night, like she's a golden girl.

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Speaker 1: We love her.

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Speaker 3: Thank you guys for listening to the podcast this week.

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Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed the extra episode.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back next week. I am in North Dakota

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Speaker 1: this week.

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Speaker 3: If you are near there's there's people up there. I

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Speaker 3: think I'm there on Saturday at a casino, but check

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Speaker 3: my website. I don't know exactly the new Town North

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Speaker 3: Dakota's where I'm going Newtown, North Dakota.

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Speaker 1: Hope you to see some of you there.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who's going to be there. I've never

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Speaker 3: been to North Dakota. I've never performed in North Dakota.

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Speaker 3: We'll see how it goes.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait.

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