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Speaker 1: the twenties, I'm moving point five. Hello? Hey is this Laura? Yes? Hey,

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Speaker 1: Laura's James. I'm sorry who you're funny? Remember? Um? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: Spanky pants? Classic you? That's just classic? You playing jokes? Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You said your name is Jane. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: heard me spanky pants? Okay, why are you calling me

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Speaker 1: speaky pants? I don't get it. You don't remember your nickname?

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Speaker 1: Your nickname at the club the other night spanky pants

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Speaker 1: and you called me wanky pants. Oh my god, we

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Speaker 1: were spanky and all night. Yeah you remember? Why were you?

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Speaker 1: Why was I spanky and you winky? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You're the one that made it up. You said to

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Speaker 1: call you spanky pants, and you kept calling me winky pants.

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Speaker 1: Sorry you remember now? Uh? I remember being very drunk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you were really drunk, like you drank way more than

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Speaker 1: I did. I am sorry, I was so drunk. I

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Speaker 1: don't remember our nicknames. Yeah it was fun. Anyways, Hey,

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Speaker 1: text me your address, okay, because I need to pick

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Speaker 1: you up around six h h tonight. Yeah, of course tonight.

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Speaker 1: What other night? Remember we talked about it. Which tonight?

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Speaker 1: I forgot quit playing with the spanking pants. It's tonight.

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Speaker 1: You're meeting my parents tonight? What. Yeah, at the club,

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Speaker 1: you said you wanted to meet them, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? And you were like hell yeah. So

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Speaker 1: remember I told you we'd make plans for tonight. I

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Speaker 1: forgot to um schedule that. I didn't. I didn't. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I forgot to schedule that. I No, it's cool. Hey anyway,

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Speaker 1: I told my mom about you already and she literally

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Speaker 1: burst into tears on the phone because she was so

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Speaker 1: happy for me. I even told her what you said

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Speaker 1: at the end of the night, and she was so excited.

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Speaker 1: So she can't wait to meet you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what do they say. You said that you never thought

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Speaker 1: you could fall for someone with a face like mine,

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Speaker 1: but you did, and then we both cried. You don't

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Speaker 1: remember standing outside the club crying together. I don't remember. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we stood outside, we cried and we held each other

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Speaker 1: and we talked about how nice it was to find

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Speaker 1: find someone. Uh yeah, wow. Um, so what time can

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Speaker 1: I pick you up? Spank Pants? I, Um, I I

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Speaker 1: wish I had checked my my schedule before I said

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Speaker 1: I was free, because I'm looking at it right now

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Speaker 1: and and I can't. I can't tonight. Um. I'm so sorry. Hello. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll be all right, I'll be all right. No, I

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Speaker 1: just was drunk and I forgot and I didn't check. Uh,

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Speaker 1: just make sure and that's my bad. And I'm sorry. Um,

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Speaker 1: but you know what your mom was. Sorry, I'm an

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Speaker 1: ugly cry Uh. I don't remember that either. Um. But

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm sure you're gonna have a great

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Speaker 1: time anyway with your parents. It's not it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a terrible time. They were expecting on meeting you, and

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Speaker 1: they're gonna show up a load and they're gonna tell

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Speaker 1: me again that they knew i'd always end double load. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, you don't need them anyway, you really don't.

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Speaker 1: You just need to thank you pants. Are you trying

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Speaker 1: to come between me and my family already? I just

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Speaker 1: think it, you know, maybe should have No, I understand,

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Speaker 1: I understand. To be with you, I have to cut

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Speaker 1: off my family and I'm fine with that. I'll text

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Speaker 1: my ball right now, I would tell her I'm never

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Speaker 1: talking to them again. No no no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's that's that's not what I'm saying at all. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: in that case, I guess I'll just tell you this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. What this is actually Jewbil

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your friend Andrea set you up? Are

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Speaker 1: you sleeping hitting me right now? No, I'm not. She said,

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Speaker 1: you got wasted and don't remember anything from the other night,

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Speaker 1: but meeting some guy. God, I'm a killer. Did you

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Speaker 1: actually think that you met some dude and promised to

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Speaker 1: meet his parents? No? I did need to do, but

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Speaker 1: I don't remember anything else about it. Well that that's

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Speaker 1: what happens. Bank your pants all right, week of every

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