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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Flow show.

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Speaker 2: You get a whole hour of us, my friend take that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Burg and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And of course Wednesday is always one of our favorites

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Speaker 2: because it's all about our ideas.

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Speaker 3: I think we say this every week, Yes, with what's.

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Speaker 1: On our minds.

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Speaker 4: It's like a freestyle Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm just saying right now, I have the

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Speaker 2: idea for the biggest new reality show ever.

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Speaker 1: I love reality.

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Speaker 2: So you got to hear what my idea is and

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Speaker 2: tell me if you agree. Jeff's phone is apparently sabotaging him.

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Speaker 1: We'll go into it. That's a brand new second Date

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Speaker 1: update today. But first you always love to go over

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Speaker 1: those comments. Alexis, what's some of your favorites.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Caitlyn said, I'm a house cleaner and I've binged

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Speaker 3: every segment while working.

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Speaker 5: I can't get enough.

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Speaker 6: Do we make you clean faster because you're angry or

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Speaker 6: slower because you want to ingest it?

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Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, or is it down there You're not

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Speaker 6: going to do a good job because you're laughing so

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Speaker 6: hard you can't see what.

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Speaker 1: You're Streaks everywhere. Yeah, the counter Hey, thank you so

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Speaker 1: musing at work. You're awesome, and let's get this show started.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Some people in this country want world peace.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be amazing.

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Speaker 8: Others want affordable healthcare also the rest of us logical folks.

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Speaker 9: God, I just want to bring t Rex back to life.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not when we should be spending money on

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Speaker 2: to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You're avoiding.

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Speaker 8: It doesn't seem like too much to ask to revive

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Speaker 8: an extinct animal from sixty five million years ago.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like there's any movies or literature that

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Speaker 2: prove that it's a bad idea.

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Speaker 8: A new poll came out update on the It asks

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Speaker 8: thousands of Americans would you visit a real life Jurassic Park?

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Speaker 10: Brook?

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Speaker 9: What do you say? Would you take your kids to

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: No, And not only.

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Speaker 2: That is every time I go to a zoo, which

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Speaker 2: I appreciate zoos, I know that there's a good person.

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Speaker 1: I get so sad that the.

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Speaker 4: You know what is true, like.

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Speaker 1: Little Raptor is having a hard time, buddy, it's just.

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Speaker 4: Running in a circle.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I gotta admit I was a little surprised that

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Speaker 8: only twenty six percent of people said they would go Yeah,

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Speaker 8: the majority fifty six percent gave it a hard pass

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Speaker 8: and said, yeah, no thanks, I've seen the movies. It

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Speaker 8: doesn't matter. Well, well, spoiler alert, movies aren't real. Okay,

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Speaker 8: and you know what, I bet dinosaurs are actually really,

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Speaker 8: really nice. But freakin' Spielberg smear job them. Meet a

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Speaker 8: guy off the toilet. Now everybody thinks they're like apex killers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, them are actually.

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Speaker 1: Predators when really they're just fluffy kids. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Have you ever met a dinosaur before?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: No, No, that's right.

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Speaker 8: You're judging them without even knowing them. Spielberg did them dirty.

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Speaker 8: Classic Hollywood fear mongering, got us judging these gentle giants

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Speaker 8: before we even know when it's sickening.

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Speaker 2: Spielberg brought us et and we're still scared of aliens, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Way does Steven Spielberg just like scare us.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's fear mongering like he always like to do.

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Speaker 8: Maybe that t rex was chasing that jeep to tell

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Speaker 8: it to slow down because it was driving through a

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Speaker 8: school zone. Anybody think of that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's battery was getting low.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and when it actually hate the people, it didn't mean.

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Speaker 8: To No, it only hit the bad ones anyway. Okay,

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Speaker 8: so let's move the hateful stigma against dinosaurs please as

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Speaker 8: we get into the shock collar question of the day

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Speaker 8: with our digital producer who promises to write something mean

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Speaker 8: and hateful on Steven Spielberg's Instagram.

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Speaker 9: When we're done with this, do your thing.

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Speaker 10: Today is National Cheese Day.

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Speaker 12: Oh, it's a sacred twenty four hours where we pause

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Speaker 12: to honor the one thing that never lets us down,

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Speaker 12: processed dairy fat.

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Speaker 2: Are you about to ask this question with output in

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Speaker 2: a cheese plotter in front of me?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 12: Well, cheese, you know, doesn't judge you for your mistakes.

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Speaker 12: Cheese doesn't try to change you into something you're not. No,

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Speaker 12: cheese loves you in wighs. Your spouse never.

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Speaker 10: Could well.

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Speaker 4: Does that one thing?

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Speaker 11: I like.

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Speaker 12: That's why today I'm gonna test your knowledge of kurds

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Speaker 12: in a special cheesy or easy edition of twenty. So

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Speaker 12: you guys will say number one through twenty, I'll give

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Speaker 12: you a fun fact about cheese. You just have to

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Speaker 12: tell me if that fact is.

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Speaker 10: Cheesy, false or easy true.

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Speaker 12: Okay, alexis cheesy or easy. We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 12: who has a restraining order against pepper Jack cheese because

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Speaker 12: those little spicy red bits. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Number three.

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Speaker 12: Alexis Mozzarella was named after a cow that could sing opera.

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Speaker 12: Is that cheesy or easyrella?

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Speaker 5: Cow doing opera?

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Speaker 12: Talk about it?

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Speaker 10: Imagine it because cows.

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Speaker 4: When you hear a cow, really get at it.

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Speaker 6: It can hold a note long, like a thank you.

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Speaker 1: Some of the best opera singers are larger.

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Speaker 2: People, large voices, right like big bosoms.

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Speaker 3: I believe it, but it's so cute that let's just

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Speaker 3: hope it's true and say easy.

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Speaker 12: Alexis says easy, it was clearly false. Mozzarella comes from

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Speaker 12: the Italian word matzer, meaning to cut off, which was

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Speaker 12: referring to how the cheese is portioned.

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Speaker 10: It's interesting, Alexis the fool out.

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Speaker 12: Sorry opera number eight brook. In certain cities of Wisconsin

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Speaker 12: up until the nineteen forties, there was a law that

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Speaker 12: you must carry cheese in your car during winter.

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Speaker 10: Is that cheesy or easy?

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Speaker 2: Well? I come from a wintery, stormy place, and that

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Speaker 2: sounds actually like a pretty good emergency plan.

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Speaker 1: Why because if you.

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Speaker 2: Your car gets stuck, you have to have somebody to eat,

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Speaker 2: else you die. Because emergency services can't get to you.

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Speaker 2: If it's icy roads and you spin out and you're

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Speaker 8: The passenger in your car is full.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, what's our choices?

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Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, the one to know.

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Speaker 9: Or easy?

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Speaker 1: Those both sound like right answers.

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Speaker 10: If no one tell her what's true or false?

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Speaker 8: Help, Spielberg makes a terrible word.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm going to follow Alexis's lead because I

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Speaker 2: believe this is true.

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Speaker 1: So I think I'm saying easy.

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Speaker 10: Brook says easy. That's cheesy?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 9: False?

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Speaker 12: That's false? There's no law requiring cheese transport, but Wisconsin is.

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Speaker 9: Of cheese, just not that much.

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Speaker 10: Oh that was a handful.

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Speaker 12: Three and eight are off the board.

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Speaker 4: Let's go five.

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Speaker 12: Five, Jose. The world's most expensive cheese is made from

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Speaker 12: female platypus milk. What is that cheesy or easy? A

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Speaker 12: lot of utter talk today.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I think not a flat buzz.

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Speaker 4: I'm never like, I can't.

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Speaker 6: Imagine in a fancy wine cheese conversation.

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Speaker 4: They're like, have you had the North American twelve plus?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: I think that this is cheesy.

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Speaker 12: Jose says cheesy, yeah, she figured it out. Jose says, cheesy. Jose,

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Speaker 12: it is cheesy. It's actually donkey milk called puel cheese

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Speaker 12: that comes from Serbia, goes for over one thousand dollars

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Speaker 12: a pound donkey cheese, and it's mail milk.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like a wrestling move.

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Speaker 12: Very rare, Jeffrey, we're over to you. Jose's the only

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Speaker 12: one who's gotten one, right, So.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, give me number eighteen, number.

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Speaker 12: Eighteen, Jeffrey. Cheese was first invented as a skincare product.

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Speaker 12: Is that cheesy or easy?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I could see that.

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Speaker 8: It's like if you picture those like moisturizing masks that

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Speaker 9: People did that with like slices of pearl belong.

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Speaker 8: Just completely covered their Steah.

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Speaker 4: That's probably what it's for.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's nineteen eighties craft singles and we're

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Speaker 8: That's probably the healthiest. I'm gonna say for sure, this

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Speaker 8: is easy, Jeffrey says, easy.

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Speaker 12: Harder than that.

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Speaker 10: That's a cheesy fact.

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Speaker 12: Cheese was likely discovered by accident when milk was stored

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Speaker 12: in animal stomachs.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dead animals. Yeah, and then it's like I'm

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Speaker 12: Yeah, Jose, it's.

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Speaker 8: Our cheese king. So he gets to choose to get

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Speaker 8: shocked in Pink Pony Club by Chapel Roane.

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Speaker 4: I gotta go with Brook for not following instructions.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, are you James and everything?

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Speaker 1: God?

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Speaker 5: What have you done?

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Speaker 1: You're a big pony girl, Eddy dance at the club.

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Speaker 5: It was storted.

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Speaker 8: That was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 8: got your phone chap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 13: Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Now, I've learned from watching spy and cop movies that

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Speaker 8: there's ways to get information out of people when they.

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Speaker 9: Don't want to talk.

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Speaker 1: Room with a bright light.

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Speaker 9: Yep, blow cigar smoke right into their face.

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Speaker 8: Play good cop, bad cop to try and earn their trust, yeah,

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Speaker 8: or in my experience, play bad cop even batter cops. Jeffrey, Oh, officer,

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Speaker 8: I don't know if these handcuffs are tight enough. Maybe

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Speaker 8: you should press me up against the two way mirror

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Speaker 8: and ruff me up a little bit. Tell me again

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Speaker 8: what happens to a pretty boy like me.

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Speaker 1: And jail je Naughty cop and bad cop.

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Speaker 8: Best parking ticket I ever got? And you know I

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Speaker 8: may need to use some of those tactics on my

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Speaker 8: co host here. When I ask them what's on their mind?

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Speaker 9: Will they talk?

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Speaker 8: Or I have to go into super naughty cup. We're

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Speaker 8: gonna find out. Coming up right now, it's Brook and

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning, and it's weird. Nobody gets upset

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Speaker 8: when pigeons spend all day eating crumbs off the floor

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Speaker 8: and pooping on public statues.

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Speaker 9: But I do it one time and I get a citation.

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Speaker 1: I hear you, Jeff.

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Speaker 8: There was an audience watching pigeons have more freedom of

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Speaker 8: expression right now than people do, and the only safe

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Speaker 8: place left to share how you really feel is on

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Speaker 8: this segment What's on your Mind? We're gonna start it

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Speaker 8: off with Brooke, pants on off, however you want to

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Speaker 8: Some people would give up, but you never do, audience.

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Speaker 2: Seven percent less sugar but seventy percent more candy.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and therefore hundreds and hundreds of pieces of.

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Speaker 5: Candy in this I can smell.

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Speaker 4: You can because there's so much candy. That's a good Okay,

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Speaker 6: I go back and I'm like, it's seventy dollars.

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Speaker 6: Oh, if I eat two of these candies a day,

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Speaker 8: Six, Brook will finish off that entire back of candy.

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Speaker 1: I need your help one day or.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 3: You know when you find like an easy outfhan and

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Speaker 1: I mean we do do video almost every day, but sure.

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Speaker 5: But they only see the upper half.

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Speaker 3: So I've been in my steeple Abercrombie green cargo pants

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Speaker 5: Okay, and I'm confidence cute because editor actually has the

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Speaker 3: The same brand and everything, exact same pants.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you gen Zers do have like uh.

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Speaker 5: And everybody in a shop there.

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Speaker 3: And so I see the girl in the gas station,

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Speaker 9: You guys can form a girl's band.

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Speaker 5: It makes me think, no, I can't wear it.

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Speaker 14: You know.

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Speaker 2: I've been on this TikTok algorithm of gen Z in

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Speaker 5: Exactly. I want to keep wearing it.

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Speaker 3: So if you're listening and you have on the green

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Speaker 3: Abercrombie Cargo Panda, please get rid of them.

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Speaker 5: No, we're going to makebody else.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I see the.

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Speaker 4: Logo for Starbucks Pumpkin Spices.

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Speaker 3: Here is going to be a girl with a white

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Speaker 8: Yeah, So brave of you to sole ownership over a basic.

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Speaker 5: You want to know what basic looks like?

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Speaker 1: It is me in the off.

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Speaker 4: Your mind.

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Speaker 8: So I've had a problem with my phone for the

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Speaker 9: I won't stop butt dialing people.

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Speaker 1: Dude, my mom does that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't understand.

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Speaker 8: It's locked, it's password protected, and yet somehow inside my

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Jay.

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Speaker 4: So it's not like it's calling the age.

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Speaker 8: So I'll just like be walking down the street and

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Speaker 8: I'll hear a voice coming from my pants. No, I say, well.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I know, but I'm like hello, man.

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Speaker 8: And this happens almost every single day, and I have

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Speaker 1: Of course you still have the number, ja, I.

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Speaker 8: Know they're still saved in my phone. I never got

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Speaker 8: rid of them, and they'll text me like, Jeff, why

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Speaker 8: are you calling me ten years later? Yes, And I'm

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Speaker 8: ten years ago. I don't I don't call anybody ever.

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Speaker 2: But people probably start to not believe it if it

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Speaker 8: That's the thing I have to tell everybody. Sorry, it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you coming.

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Speaker 4: Before the show. The other day, I thought something bad happened.

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Speaker 8: I called one of our engineers from like five years

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Speaker 9: Like, I haven't worked there in five years. What's wrong?

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Speaker 8: So I got to start deleting phone numbers out of

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Speaker 9: So if you guys can show.

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Speaker 8: Me how to do that, because I'm not one hundred

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Speaker 8: percent sure how it works, but text into seven eight

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Speaker 8: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And this is

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Speaker 4: Oay.

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Speaker 8: If you want to share your thoughts with us, go

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Speaker 8: your show every day all the way from South Africa?

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Speaker 8: Is what are we going to do a live remote

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Speaker 10: Is elon?

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Speaker 1: Can we can just start it better?

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Speaker 8: We can go travel there, spend some time in South.

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Speaker 2: Africa, in the world with Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I can do what you're doing on the Safari.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: This one says Alexis should do more phone taps too. Oh,

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Speaker 8: we're so funny to listen to.

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Speaker 9: And there's a rule around here.

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Speaker 8: It's that if they're too funny, we have to space

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Speaker 9: And that's that's the deal with.

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Speaker 5: They yours my map, No more.

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Speaker 9: We can't have too much laughter on this show.

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Speaker 4: The podcast.

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Speaker 1: I can handle it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm hiding all my characters I have from you,

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Speaker 3: all your pressure.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: One more text come in and is that in the

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Speaker 8: the way here in the Philippines, over the world, send

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Speaker 8: a TikTok and now I'm so happy you have full

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Speaker 4: We love hearing them.

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Speaker 6: When people like discover us and then within a week

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Speaker 2: Well, because it starts as like a one minute clip

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Speaker 4: These guys are.

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Speaker 8: Good, even if it is one of Brooks child orphanage

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Speaker 4: Today's your mom.

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Speaker 8: He's happy that he's able to listen to us. But

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Speaker 8: that is against the rules, and we're gonna up the

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Speaker 8: quote on those fake Louis Vuittons.

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Speaker 9: So back to work.

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Speaker 8: Okay, We're gonna do laser stories coming up right.

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Speaker 13: After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Some people are just rule followers, coloring within the lines,

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Speaker 11: You think cousins off limits, The revels, the risk takers,

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Speaker 5: Take that it's stupid because we want.

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Speaker 8: The ones who use shampoo is body wash and toothpaste.

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Speaker 4: Well, wait a minute to open.

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Speaker 9: Living life on the edge.

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Speaker 8: But sometimes rule breakers go too far when they mess

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Speaker 8: down to earth during a brand new edition of Busted.

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Speaker 8: Their stories will be shared coming up right after this Sneaky.

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Speaker 13: Husbands, two timing lives, live.

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Speaker 2: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 8: They thought they could get away with it, but they're about.

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Speaker 10: To get busted.

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Speaker 8: The film industry has the Oscars, the music industry has

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Speaker 8: the Grammys, but our show has the Cheaties, the award

457
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Speaker 8: for the dumbest ways people caught their exes cheating on them.

458
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Speaker 8: And we have several listeners ready to tell us about

459
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Speaker 8: their maronic, unfaithful exces, hoping to take home a Cheaty

460
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Speaker 8: Award today, Starting with Taylor, tell us how you busted

461
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Speaker 8: your significant other.

462
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Speaker 15: This was probably the most shocking thing that ever happened

463
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Speaker 15: to me.

464
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Speaker 1: Dude, I love you. Tone let's get them what happened.

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Speaker 15: So it was a few years back. I noticed this

466
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Speaker 15: car in my neighborhood that said then the Bride on

467
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Speaker 15: the back. Oh yeah yeah. It had a QR code

468
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Speaker 15: that you could scan for the bachelorette party. And I thought,

469
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Speaker 15: since it's my neighbor, why not send her twenty bucks?

470
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Speaker 13: Yeah?

471
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I try to avoid all my neighbors.

472
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Speaker 9: So good for you.

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Speaker 15: We aren't super close friends or anything, but I just

474
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Speaker 15: wanted to be that friendly neighbor. Okay, anyway, I go

475
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Speaker 15: to donate and the QR code leads me to a

476
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 15: pit of the bride with her fiance. Yeah, who is

477
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Speaker 15: mo my boyfriend?

478
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Speaker 2: Oh god, he can't even keep it out of the

479
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: same neighborhood.

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Speaker 12: No.

481
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Speaker 15: Turns out he met her while jogging around the neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, so you were the first woman and she

483
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Speaker 2: was a second.

484
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Speaker 4: Wow.

485
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Speaker 9: Oh my god.

486
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Speaker 15: She invited him to come over for a drink and

487
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Speaker 15: the rest is history.

488
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Speaker 8: Oh my god, must have felt so awkward hitting submit

489
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Speaker 8: on that twenty dollars donation.

490
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Speaker 1: The wedding didn't happen, did it.

491
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Speaker 15: Oh no, it happened, but we obviously broke up and

492
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Speaker 15: they're still married.

493
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Speaker 9: Oh forgetting Well that is I can't.

494
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Speaker 2: It's not sweet, but it is something I would have

495
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Speaker 2: wanted my money back if I had ven mooed her.

496
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, wonder I haven't found it.

497
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Speaker 9: Keep gone.

498
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Speaker 8: We're going to talk to Max. Tell us how you

499
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Speaker 8: busted jer significant other?

500
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Speaker 16: So my girlfriend always had like these amazing fun snacks

501
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Speaker 16: at her house.

502
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, girlfriend, that sounds awesome.

503
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 16: Then, so I loved it, like she had gushers and

504
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 16: string cheese and you know, like Mike Syce muffins.

505
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 2: Right now, that sounds like my best friend. This is

506
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Speaker 2: what she has survived on a little entire life.

507
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 4: When you're as an adult, you can afford.

508
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Speaker 15: Yes.

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Speaker 17: So one day I'm over at her house and I'm

510
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Speaker 17: looking in the pantry because I got the snack he's

511
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Speaker 17: going on there, and I come across a lunch box

512
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Speaker 17: and it said Ella is not my ex's name. I

513
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Speaker 17: pull it out and I'm like, who's Ella? Do you

514
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Speaker 17: have a daughter? And she comes clean and she's like, well, no,

515
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 17: she doesn't have a kid, but her other boyfriend does.

516
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Speaker 17: And apparently these great snacks I've been eating are the

517
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Speaker 17: daughter's lunches.

518
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Speaker 6: Okay, oh gosh, so there was a hidden child.

519
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Speaker 9: That stuff isn't very healthy for a kid to eat.

520
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 8: So you're doing that child's favorite. Disagreed, she needs some

521
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 8: apple slices.

522
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 9: Okay, we got time for one more.

523
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Speaker 16: Here.

524
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Speaker 8: Let's go to Carol. Tell us how you busted your

525
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Speaker 8: significant other.

526
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Speaker 18: Okay, so I was taking this really good looking guy

527
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 18: for a few months and we became exclusive, so.

528
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Speaker 9: I thought, oh, how it starts.

529
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, and we would aways hang out at my place.

530
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Speaker 18: But then he started telling me that he was in

531
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Speaker 18: like a fantasy league and sometimes he cancel plans with

532
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Speaker 18: me and say like, oh sorry, I have a big

533
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 18: night on my fantasy team and yeah, which, you know whatever,

534
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 18: that's normal guy stuff.

535
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's usually like a playoff where things are more

536
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 6: important or the.

537
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Speaker 1: First it was all virtual. Why would you have to

538
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Speaker 1: do anything in person.

539
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Speaker 10: When you don't.

540
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Speaker 9: Well, it's like if you're in a league.

541
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Speaker 8: A lot of times guys will all get together to

542
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Speaker 8: watch the game to be like, okay, our teams are

543
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Speaker 8: going against each other.

544
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Speaker 4: It's coming out of this game. Yeah win, let's watch

545
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Speaker 4: it together.

546
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Speaker 9: Not that I side with this cheating ahole, but.

547
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Speaker 8: You're good. Excuse sorry. So he would cancel plans on you,

548
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 8: you said.

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Speaker 18: Carol, yoh, And I didn't think it was much of

550
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 18: a red flag. But then one day I needed something

551
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,479
Speaker 18: from his place, and I figured he would just like

552
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Speaker 18: be there watching the game.

553
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 4: For his league.

554
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah right, it makes sense.

555
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 18: Yeah, well nope, I walked in on him half naked

556
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Speaker 18: on the couch with another woman.

557
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Speaker 8: Oh that's just how you watch fantasy sports?

558
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 4: Was it a football or was it a cheating league?

559
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Speaker 2: He'd yeah, the league I think was just him and

560
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Speaker 2: that naked woman.

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Speaker 8: I don't know if getting clarity on that.

562
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Speaker 4: Carrol.

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Speaker 18: Honestly, that was the worst part because I confronted him,

564
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Speaker 18: you know, and he was just like, oh, it's he

565
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 18: said it was my fault.

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Speaker 19: How yeah?

567
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Speaker 6: I was like, what are you talking about?

568
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Speaker 18: How was it my fault? He said, it was my

569
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Speaker 18: fault for assuming that he was talking about fantasy sports league.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely your fault, like it was like a fantasy league.

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Speaker 9: Fantasy was he running?

572
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Speaker 18: He said he was doing like a fantasy the date

573
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 18: lyster of women and you Lawns versus Brunette.

574
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 4: Oh wow, there's a draft?

575
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

576
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Speaker 8: Does he have like a sign up sheet somewhere? Because

577
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Speaker 8: that sounds kind of fun.

578
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Speaker 1: Why is Alexis rooting for the blow?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that happened.

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Speaker 8: It sounds like, Carol, you won by getting out of

582
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Speaker 8: that relationship.

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Speaker 18: Agree, okay, be good.

584
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Speaker 8: And hit up our textport at seven eight five nine too.

585
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Speaker 8: If you have a funny story about how you caught

586
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Speaker 8: one of your dumb exes cheating, and you could be

587
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Speaker 8: on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up

588
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 8: right after this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, It's almost

589
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 8: time for your Brook and Jeffrey prank call. And if

590
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Speaker 8: you've ever left a note on somebody's car, whether it

591
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 8: be an angry one or angry one, really angry one,

592
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 8: most people don't leave polite messages in that type of situation,

593
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 8: unless you count the woman we call today. She anonymously

594
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 8: left what she thought was a nice note to somebody

595
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Speaker 8: in her neighborhood suggesting they reap hark their car. It's

596
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 8: not nice because the back end of it was sticking

597
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 8: out into traffic, so she was just trying to be helpful.

598
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 8: You know who did see it that way? The most

599
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 8: passive aggressive neighbor you'll ever meet. His name is Jerry,

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00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 8: and he's in your phones out right now. Hello, Well, Heidi,

601
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 8: ho and howdy do there? Is this the thoughtful soul

602
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 8: who left me that little parking note on my windshield

603
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 8: the other day?

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00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 19: I'm sorry?

605
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 8: What, Yeah, I saw your little parking note and just

606
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 8: wanted to call and say, bless your heart and thank

607
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 8: you for pointing out my little fiddly wink there. Oh,

608
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 8: and you're right, you're right, I could be better.

609
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry, I didn't. I'm sorry. I'm just a little thrown.

610
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 7: I didn't realize that all.

611
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Speaker 9: Say sorry.

612
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 8: And by the way, I recognized you from my ring

613
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 8: cam your grace right.

614
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah.

615
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. My name's Jerry. I live just down the street.

616
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 8: It's nice to meet you, friend.

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Speaker 7: Nice to meet you too.

618
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 9: Absolutely.

619
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Speaker 8: Yeah. I went. Actually I took a second gander at

620
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 8: my park job and I thought, oh, well, paint me

621
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 8: purple and call me a grape.

622
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 9: She's right, Yeah, just like you said.

623
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Speaker 8: Instead of six inches off the curb, I was probably

624
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 8: what seven?

625
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 7: I mean, I think it was a little bit more

626
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Speaker 7: than not. Sorry, I just I was worried maybe somebody

627
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 7: would hit your car.

628
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 8: Well, listen, that nice of you to go out of

629
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 8: your way to tell me to move my car.

630
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 7: Oh, I just meant more like to repark it because

631
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 7: it was just sticking out, you know.

632
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Speaker 4: I sure.

633
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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's great.

634
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Speaker 8: And you know, speaking of helpful advice, while I've got you,

635
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 8: since you gave me such great neighborly feedback, I wanted

636
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 8: to pass along a couple of little notes for you.

637
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 8: What do you mean, Well, like that's a real cute

638
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 8: brown color it shows for your house there.

639
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 9: It's pretty brave.

640
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 7: I wasn't trying to be brave.

641
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 8: That's well, just not everyone is confident enough to say, yes,

642
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 8: this does look like a band aid and now it's

643
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Speaker 8: my home.

644
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 7: This feels like more like you're trying to be rude

645
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 7: than don't.

646
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 8: Get me started on the color of your front door

647
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 8: so daringly unexpected. It's like flirty meets foreclosure.

648
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't really think you're trying to be helpful

649
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 7: right now. I'm sorry if you were offended by my note,

650
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 7: but just.

651
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 8: Giving you a little bit of neighborly advice like you

652
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 8: gave me asking you to.

653
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 7: Repark your car is different than asking me to repaint

654
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 7: my entire house.

655
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 8: See that's where you're mistaken. I like band aids and

656
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 8: I have a lot of them on my body.

657
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 7: Okay, so then what's the issue?

658
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 9: Well, no issue.

659
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 8: I sure would like to give you some advice on

660
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 8: your landscaping though.

661
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 7: Got something to say about that too.

662
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, you got a real natural look going out there,

663
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 8: like you just let mother nature do or thing and said, ah,

664
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Speaker 8: she'll figure it out.

665
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't really know how you want me to respond,

666
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 7: I'm not going to change all of the old things.

667
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 8: No, No, it's a compliment. That's what I do with

668
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 8: my bikini line. Just let it grow.

669
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 7: Okay, this is starting to feel inappropriate.

670
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 8: Well, I've always believed that honest, neighborly feedback is the

671
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 8: foundation of any emotionally robust community.

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00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 7: You're not understanding I was trying to help you. Like

673
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 7: that's a safety hazard that you were doing. Okay, the

674
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 7: color of my house or what my garden looks like

675
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 7: is not really any of your business.

676
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 8: You know what else shouldn't be my business is your

677
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 8: front porch.

678
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 7: That's enough.

679
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 8: It's got that cozy, lived in vibe. Like you just

680
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 8: walked away mid smoke break and never came back.

681
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 7: All right, Well, you've totally trashed my house and my landscaping,

682
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 7: and it feels like you're just trying to get back

683
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Speaker 7: at me for something.

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00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 12: So oh no, or.

685
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 8: Are you taking my helpful tone in a stern way,

686
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 8: because that's not my intention at all.

687
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 7: I see what you're doing, and like, I don't want

688
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 7: to play this game.

689
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 8: Well, it's just a couple friendly nudges from someone who's

690
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 8: learning to park better thanks to you.

691
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 7: Okay, Uh, you've made your point. Please don't call me

692
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 7: ever again.

693
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 8: You bet your friend. But one last neighborly advice.

694
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,719
Speaker 7: I don't need to hear it.

695
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 8: Well, if I was you, i'd be careful about letting

696
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 8: your husband listen to those rascally morning radio shows, or

697
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 8: you might try and do a silly prank call on

698
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 8: you get you all riled up for no reason. No

699
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 8: what yeah, your husband grant he sets you up because

700
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 8: you're actually on the radio right now, on a show

701
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 8: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

702
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 7: Wait what what is this a phone tap? Oh my,

703
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 7: that was so annoyed.

704
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I'm gonna yeah, your husband told us

705
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 8: that you left a note on somebody's car about their

706
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 8: crappy parking job.

707
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 15: I did this dangerous parking job.

708
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,959
Speaker 7: I know you're a really guy, though, when you were

709
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 7: insulting like you knew everything about my house, that was

710
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 7: so weird. And I haven't met my neighbor yet.

711
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 8: I was just trying to be a good neighbor and

712
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 8: compare your landscaping to my perfectly trimmed bikini line.

713
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 7: Ew oh god, I can't believe I felt for this.

714
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 13: Week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

715
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 13: the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

716
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 8: I know we have a lot of male listeners out there,

717
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 8: and for all the ones who are single, you're about

718
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 8: to learn a new pickup strategy of sorts, but one

719
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 8: that actually works. It's creative, it's different. And when I

720
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 8: say it works, I mean it worked one time on

721
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 8: one and.

722
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm guessing the person that tried to use it is

723
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: on the phone with us.

724
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 8: Yes, the guy barely even had to say anything. Though, Ladies,

725
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 8: you should know after this segment airs, there's probably gonna

726
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 8: be hundreds of dudes doing the exact same thing to you. Okay,

727
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 8: I don't even mean it in.

728
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 17: A bad way.

729
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 8: You're gonna hear it in your brand new Second Date

730
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 8: update right after this Second Date Update. I know nowadays

731
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 8: people like to make fun of pickup lines, but the

732
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 8: big question is do they still work?

733
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 4: I mean, shoot, it depends. Man.

734
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 8: If it's clever enough and well thought out and it

735
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 8: makes the other person chuckle a little bit, then why

736
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 8: not try it on one?

737
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 2: On the text line for Alexis the other day and

738
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 2: it said are you from France?

739
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: Because madamn you fine, madamn.

740
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 5: Person?

741
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: And I like that one.

742
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 8: The truth is, some of the pickup lines are more

743
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 8: effective than others. It's really comes down to the creativity

744
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 8: of some individuals. And one very creative guy is on

745
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 8: the phone with us right now. We're used a pickup line.

746
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: If he uses that shrimp cocktail line, hang up.

747
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 8: Hang up, let's find out his name is Kyle. Kyle

748
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 8: walking to the show.

749
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 19: Many thanks for having me on.

750
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, Kyle, in your email, you said that you tried

751
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 8: out a new pickup line on a girl. Tell us

752
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 8: about how that went.

753
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it.

754
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 20: I'm at this bar with a few buddies of mind,

755
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 20: and you know, I noticed a really cute girl hanging out.

756
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 19: You sort of had my eyes for a little while ago.

757
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 20: We made eye contact a couple of times, but she

758
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 20: was also dancing with her girlfriends the whole night. So anyway,

759
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 20: at certain point, I decided I was going to head

760
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 20: home because I was.

761
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 19: Tired and I was hungry.

762
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 8: Okay, so wait, okay, when do you talk to her?

763
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 20: But I pulled up uber each because I actually lived

764
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 20: right by the bark. Okay, I'm going to order food

765
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 20: now for delivery to be delivered to my house. But

766
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 20: that's when I was like, you know what, I'm going

767
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 20: to try my move.

768
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 9: Okay, that's good.

769
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: Well also yeah, yeah, So I put.

770
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 20: My order in and then I turned my phone screen

771
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 20: to her and I say, what do you want to eat?

772
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 4: Yep? Nice bro oh so smart.

773
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 8: I actually kind of like that.

774
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 3: I like it, but I think the food's catting delivered

775
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 3: to me at the bar. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't

776
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 3: think the invite to your house. Well, and you have

777
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 3: to pay for the whole group then gets the order, right?

778
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: Are you just letting her order?

779
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 8: Yeah?

780
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 9: What was the reaction?

781
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 19: Well, her friends are actually still dancing at this point.

782
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's just you because that is a risky

783
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars uber.

784
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, what did she do?

785
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 13: So?

786
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 19: She has yes's my name? And I learned her name,

787
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 19: it's Jennifer. And then she grabs the phone and she

788
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 19: starts scrolling in the food.

789
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 7: Yeah.

790
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 2: OK.

791
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: The way to any woman's heart is your stomach.

792
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, and you got to get her on the hook.

793
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 8: Now she's on.

794
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 20: Yeah, And I tell her, I say, if you want it,

795
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 20: it's being delivered to my place, So you'll have to

796
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 20: come walk with me to grab it like.

797
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 6: This because she can go, WHOA, I'm not going to

798
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 6: your place, and then you can simply.

799
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 4: Go, oh, I'm sorry, I'll change the address to hear.

800
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: I mean, it is really risky for a woman to

801
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: go back to somebody's place with a guy.

802
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 5: They've never offered a kid candy. But she tenders to

803
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 5: a drunk girl at a bar exactly.

804
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 8: Now, I know where I've seen this before. It was

805
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 8: on three different Netflix crime.

806
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 9: Eats Killer.

807
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 19: Well, so that's the thing.

808
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 10: You're right.

809
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 19: I mean she was a little bit hesitant.

810
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 8: But the trick and tenders are on the line, So

811
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 8: what is she going to say?

812
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 13: Exactly?

813
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 20: She was like, wow, you're forward, and I said no,

814
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 20: I'm just hungry.

815
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 8: Oh.

816
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 19: But that's when she started like interviewing me.

817
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 20: Like I remember she said to meing like, okay, but

818
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 20: you're not a murderer.

819
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: Right, Oh yeah, because always tell you right up front.

820
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's an oath we take.

821
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: I am good question.

822
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 8: You have a lady, darna.

823
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 13: You know.

824
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 19: Next thing, no one walking home from the bar.

825
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 9: You did it.

826
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: Worried about this run girl's decisions. But yes, yes, I

827
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: mean you sound like a really nice guy. So it

828
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: worked out this time, because why she's not calling you back.

829
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 1: Someone else lured her in with chicken strips.

830
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 9: Every door. Okay, how did the walk home go?

831
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 19: It was great. We were talking. She was really chill.

832
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 19: We were connecting and we made each other laugh.

833
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 5: So that's awesome.

834
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 20: But anyway, we get to my plate and Sobat's guys

835
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 20: there with our food. Yeah for every timing, and we

836
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 20: sit on the front porch and we ate our meal together.

837
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 4: That's actually good. I'm sure pressure to go in.

838
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 20: Or yeah, I thought about inviting her inside, but I

839
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 20: don't know. I feared it would be kind of a

840
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 20: sleazy move or something. And he totally honestly, He's like,

841
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 20: I actually was hungry and tired.

842
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 4: All right, I've actually been there.

843
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 6: I'm like, I kind of hope nothing happens here because

844
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 6: I'm exhausting.

845
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 8: How did you guys leave it at the end of

846
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 8: the night.

847
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 20: So she thanked me and we hugged, and I called

848
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 20: her a uber to come pick her up and take

849
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 20: her home.

850
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 19: And that was that.

851
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: Oh no kids, Uh.

852
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 20: No, no, no, there was no kids. But it was

853
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 20: really I don't know, it was sweet.

854
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 19: And that was a couple of weeks ago.

855
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: And you haven't heard from her at all.

856
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 20: Well, no, I've heard from her a little bit, but

857
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 20: it's kind of she's not responding that much, and she's

858
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 20: like a few words here and there.

859
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 17: You know.

860
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting.

861
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 2: Can you get a read on like anything that gives

862
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 2: you a guess into what's going on?

863
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 20: I mean, look, I'm probably not the world's best looking guy.

864
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 19: I don't know.

865
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 20: Maybe it's like she saw me under the lights when

866
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 20: we got back to my apartment, just wanted to Yeah, girls.

867
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 5: Will talk to a creepye for thirty minutes for a

868
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 5: free vodka.

869
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 12: Kran will marry a guy for ten years.

870
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 8: So let's figure this out. We have a little bit

871
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 8: of time to kill before we reach out to Jennifer's.

872
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 8: So how about you put it in an Uber eats

873
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 8: order for all of us here.

874
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 9: I'll take a.

875
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 8: Cheeseburger, Alexis Chicken Tenders Brooks.

876
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: Okay, do we have fried pickles on the menu?

877
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 8: Okay? Now, now the order is getting too big and

878
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 8: you're getting really specific with the stuff. A salad too much, Kyle,

879
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 8: forget it. Okay, just get the cheeseburger.

880
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 9: We'll come back.

881
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 8: We'll do your second date update.

882
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 9: Right after this.

883
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: Sign Rich.

884
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 9: Second date update. Did we just hear the pickup line

885
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 9: of the year.

886
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: It's pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie.

887
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 8: We definitely have a contender because our listener Kyle went

888
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 8: out to a bar recently, went up to a very

889
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 8: pretty woman, just handed her his phone with the Uber

890
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 8: eats app up, and said, what do you want to order?

891
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 2: What's even more amazing is he got her to leave

892
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 2: with him while her girlfriends were still at the bar.

893
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: That is like an impossible feat.

894
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 9: That's right.

895
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 8: She was skeptical, but next thing you know, she was

896
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 8: eating chicken tenders with him on his front porch at

897
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 8: his place. So that is a success. It's one win,

898
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 8: and we want to double it up today. Let's go

899
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 8: for two, two victories with this girl. Are you with me, Kyle?

900
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 19: I'm with you?

901
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Kyle, You're not going to lead the revolution.

902
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't fake that kind of excitement.

903
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 19: I don't want to lead the revolution.

904
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 8: Just one another date, Okay, we'll charge in for you.

905
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 8: My cheeseburger hasn't arrived yet, though, so I am getting

906
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 8: a little bit irritated, a little angry.

907
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 5: And I'm hoping.

908
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's if you have to pause mid y any

909
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: et a on that uber eat.

910
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 4: Okay, we hear a knock at the studio door. We

911
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 4: all need to pause.

912
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 8: All right, this is important, but first let's dial Jennifer.

913
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 8: We'll see if she answers and try and get you

914
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 8: another date.

915
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 9: But here we go.

916
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 8: Hello, Hi, is this Jennifer?

917
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:07,439
Speaker 14: Yeah?

918
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 11: That was good.

919
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 4: Hey.

920
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 8: We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in

921
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 8: the Morning.

922
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 2: Hey, Jennifer bringing the world together one chicken strip.

923
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 18: Yeah.

924
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 8: Our tagline is not your typical morning show, but that's

925
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 8: Brook's personal tagliney heal in the world. Jeff Yeah, So

926
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 8: how you doing.

927
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 14: I'm good?

928
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: Probably confused.

929
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, we get that reaction a lot. But we're doing

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00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 8: a segment with you here. It's called second Date Update.

931
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,240
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay.

932
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 8: And we're reaching out because one of our listeners has

933
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 8: asked us to get a hold.

934
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 9: Of you, a guy named Kyle.

935
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,760
Speaker 1: Oh do you remember Kyle.

936
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 8: You guys hung out the other night at like.

937
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 9: At a bar.

938
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: I think it was a couple of weeks ago.

939
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 8: A couple of weeks ago, you went home and had

940
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 8: some chicken tenders with him, him on his front porch.

941
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh god, Okay, so maybe someone was more

942
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 2: drunk than kind.

943
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 6: Of Yeah, okay, do you remember eating chicken strips?

944
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 13: Yeah?

945
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 7: I remember.

946
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 4: Okay, that's good.

947
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 8: Well, it was a very memorable night for Kyle, and

948
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 8: he told us all about it. We're just trying to

949
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 8: hopefully pry into your brain a little bit and see

950
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 8: how you felt about it.

951
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 7: Oh okay.

952
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 8: Well, particularly what would really help is if there was

953
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 8: anything that went wrong for you.

954
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a reason why you're not interested in him, because.

955
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 8: He's been trying to get a hold of you for

956
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,479
Speaker 8: the last two weeks.

957
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 9: He said, he's been having a hard time.

958
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 14: Yeah, I guess the only bad thing that happened was

959
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 14: it was kind of rude and weird of him to eat.

960
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 7: Some of my food that I ordered, Like I know

961
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 7: he was offering.

962
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 8: But wait, we don't know that part of the story.

963
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 8: All we heard is that he ordered something and he

964
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 8: let you order chicken tenders.

965
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 4: And you went back to his place and you ate him.

966
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 14: No, but he missed the part where when we got

967
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 14: the food, he was like, let's put the food down

968
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 14: in the middle of the steps, like family style, And

969
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 14: I didn't really want any of what he ordered for himself,

970
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 14: so he He ended up eating all of his food

971
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 14: and basically half of mine, and that was kind of

972
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 14: a turn off for me.

973
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 2: Oh, you did want to share your chicken tenders.

974
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,959
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just a really shaable meal.

975
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 2: I understand why he would assume that it's a shared plate.

976
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 7: Well, that wasn't my expectation.

977
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 14: He just kind of said, whatever you want.

978
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 8: Well, sometimes on dates, gentlemen like to taste the women's

979
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 8: food to make sure it's not poisoned.

980
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is.

981
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 9: Yes, it could have been protecting you.

982
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 7: I don't think that that's the reason.

983
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I think it's just like you guys have two.

984
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: Different styles, right, you just met.

985
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 2: You don't know, like some people love to share food,

986
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 2: some people don't.

987
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 4: I don't ever care.

988
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 2: I'm sure if you would have told him then he

989
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 2: would have been like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

990
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: Did you let him know?

991
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 14: No, But there was another issue that bothered me too.

992
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 8: Okay, besides the family style meal.

993
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 4: Let me guess you took a sip of your water?

994
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 1: What was it?

995
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 14: I mean he kept talking about how he's not into

996
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 14: the casual dating scene and he wants to have something

997
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 14: really serious and wants to find his soulmate.

998
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 7: Meanwhile, he has ranch dressing all over his face.

999
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 4: Drunken like club night. That's not the deep talk he

1000
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 4: probably thought.

1001
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 5: He said he wasn't drunk.

1002
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: He said he wasn't that.

1003
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 8: Drunk drunk as he usually dude.

1004
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry that ranch dressing in the corner of

1005
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: people's mouth.

1006
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 8: Oh god, Okay, so you see how that was a

1007
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 8: little turned off.

1008
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but you know, that's just one moment. Like,

1009
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 2: at least he's a guy who wasn't looking for a

1010
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 2: one night stand exactly.

1011
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 8: So forget about that moment and let's focus on a

1012
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 8: happier this one where I tell you that he's on

1013
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 8: the other line quietly listening in on this conversation.

1014
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 9: That's a nice moment.

1015
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

1016
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: You didn't say anything that bad.

1017
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 9: You know, you're fine, Kyle?

1018
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 8: Are you there?

1019
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 19: I'm here?

1020
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 13: What up?

1021
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 8: Man? Hey, Kyle, I feel it.

1022
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 9: Talk to Jennifer.

1023
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 19: Yeah.

1024
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 20: I kind of can't believe that you feel this way.

1025
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 20: I mean, you didn't say no when I asked if

1026
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 20: we could share.

1027
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 4: Oh oh, you did ask I.

1028
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 7: Mean, what was I supposed to say?

1029
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 15: You were the one who ordered the food.

1030
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 4: I kind of see your point.

1031
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 6: Though it feels rude to say no, you can't have

1032
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 6: any of.

1033
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 4: The thing you paid for.

1034
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 14: Yeah, I wouldn't have been polite. And you just kept

1035
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 14: eating the food like you kept eating more and more.

1036
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 2: I see both sides on this, because when my husband

1037
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 2: takes some of my fries, he takes like a whole handful.

1038
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, just eat it one at a time.

1039
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 5: You're giving me anxiety. It's all going to be gone. Yeah,

1040
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 5: you got to read the room. If they're not touching

1041
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 5: your side, that's yeah.

1042
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 8: I mean, Kyle, I understand that you paid for it,

1043
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 8: but can you see where she is coming from how

1044
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 8: it bothered her?

1045
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1046
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 19: I thought you were giving me the green light. You

1047
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 19: were smiling at me. You eat like a bird, Yeah.

1048
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 15: I ate like a bird because you had all the food.

1049
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 9: Left.

1050
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 1: Hey, you don't want to put your hand in a

1051
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: hungry tiger's cage.

1052
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 13: You know.

1053
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 20: The reason why you didn't call me back and why

1054
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 20: you wouldn't really answer my messages is because you saw

1055
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 20: that I only tipped the dollar What wait, why.

1056
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 6: Would you only tip a dollar fill on.

1057
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 9: The receipt for the Uber eats.

1058
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 19: Yeah, we met the uber eats guy. He was waiting

1059
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 19: for us there and then and then he was looking

1060
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 19: at me weird and anyway, I tipped him a dollar.

1061
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: Did you see that, Jennifer? Because he didn't tell us

1062
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: about that.

1063
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 7: I had no idea until right now.

1064
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: Depends, did you Is it an accident that only one

1065
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:08,919
Speaker 1: dollar thing?

1066
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 4: No, he explained, remember look at him funny.

1067
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 19: Yeah, that's all it took.

1068
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 5: The driver waited for you with the food.

1069
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 8: Too, Yeah, probably expecting a bump.

1070
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 9: And tip afterwards.

1071
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 19: I didn't order to have food. A dollar is like

1072
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 19: it's like almost ten percent.

1073
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 2: Anyway, dude, two orders out of Uber eats, no matter

1074
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 2: where you get it is at least thirty bucks.

1075
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, four thousand dollars.

1076
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.

1077
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 8: It's not looking great for you right now. That's just

1078
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 8: my opinion. But uh, who knows. Maybe bad tipping could

1079
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 8: be a turn on to Jennifer.

1080
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 4: Jennifer, oh good with his money.

1081
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 9: What do you think about someone who likes to save?

1082
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 14: It's definitely not a turn on.

1083
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 19: I can tell you that, Kyle.

1084
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,479
Speaker 8: I mean, do you have any last words here before

1085
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 8: I asked the question?

1086
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 20: Yeah, I mean I didn't murder you on the way

1087
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 20: home like you thought I was going to deserves.

1088
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 9: That's something thing.

1089
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 8: And look, Jennifer, with the grace of not being killed

1090
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 8: that night, I'm going to ask you if you would

1091
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,959
Speaker 8: like to go out with Kyle one more time.

1092
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 5: That's how low the bar is.

1093
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, promises not to murder you the second date.

1094
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 8: He's a good guy. I'm not even going to offer

1095
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 8: to pay for the tip on your dates. Yeah, I'm

1096
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 8: not going to. Kyle is generously going to cover with

1097
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 8: with one whole dollar if you'll agree. Maybe, if you

1098
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 8: agree to see him one more.

1099
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 14: Time, I couldn't be the least amount of attracted to

1100
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 14: another human being like him, Like I just can't.

1101
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 6: Wow.

1102
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 8: Wow, I think that's jeff Okay, Yeah, we're gonna read

1103
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 8: between the lines, yeah and say that's a negatory.

1104
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 19: I've got my where he's open right now. Are you sure?

1105
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 19: Because you can order something.

1106
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 13: Let me one.

1107
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 2: Kyle.

1108
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 14: You'll probably eat half of it anyway.

1109
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 8: It's not wrong at Kyle, my cheeseburger has still not

1110
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 8: arrived yet.

1111
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 4: Are you eating it right now?

1112
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: No, that's because he's been blackballed from the app because

1113
00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: of his tipping.

1114
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 10: Kyle looking Jeffrey.

1115
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 9: In the morning.

1116
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm going down my checklist here, eats half of

1117
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 8: everyone's meal, has ranch dripping from the corners of his

1118
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 8: mouth while talking about finding a soulmate, takes one dollar

1119
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 8: or less on food deliveries.

1120
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 9: That's not funny, and refuses.

1121
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 8: To murder on a first date. Why are we unsuccessful?

1122
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 6: Shocking and won't murder you totally.

1123
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 8: I'm blaming the room on this one for not pulling

1124
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 8: through and getting another date.

1125
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 9: Should have been a layup with this guy, I say.

1126
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 2: Out of all of them, you weren't on his side

1127
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: as much as I thought you'd be. You know, I

1128
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 2: thought you'd stand up for a more. You told him

1129
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 2: in the middle like this is going south.

1130
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 8: Well, I don't appreciate when I'm not the cheapest guy

1131
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 8: in the room. That's my role, and he was trying

1132
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 8: to steal that from me. So not cool, Kyle, not

1133
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 8: to mention my cheeseburger never arrived, like I.

1134
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: Said, So there's no way he's getting any orders.

1135
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 8: I don't forgive a lot of people don't know this.

1136
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 8: Our entire show, by the way, and all of our

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Speaker 8: second dates are up available on YouTube if you want

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Speaker 8: to listen, go there, search Brook and Jeffrey and somebody

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00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 8: order me a damn cheeseburger because you won't.

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Speaker 1: Order it yourself. This is just like when I get

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00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: us lunch, where's my burger?

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Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 8: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And there's only

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00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 8: one sporting event that's bigger than the World's Cup, more

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00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 8: intense than the Super Bowl, with more expletives than Brooke

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00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 8: at our children's softball games. Possibly again, it's the Scripts

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Speaker 8: National Spelling.

1148
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 9: Just happened the other day and.

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00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 8: The winner was thirteen year old Faizan Zaki from plain

1150
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 8: O Tech.

1151
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 4: Last year put a bunch of money on that kid.

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Speaker 8: He won after correctly spelling the word cl which I

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00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 8: would totally have Alexis spell right now, but it's just

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00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 8: so easy.

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00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 9: I don't even want to waste our listeners time a

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00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 9: real challenge instead.

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00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 8: A recent study found the most problematic words for Americans

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Speaker 8: to spell.

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Speaker 2: This is going to be embarrassing when we're comparing it

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00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 2: to the Script's national.

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00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 8: Words that everybody should know how to spell, but for

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00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:30,879
Speaker 8: some reason can't. Like number five through it's not spelled like.

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Speaker 9: Drive through though with like t h r U it's

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Speaker 9: t h r o.

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00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 4: U g H. Sometimes you add your own there and

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00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 4: it's thorough.

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Speaker 9: The number four is believe people mixing up the.

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Speaker 2: I in the E in the center. Do we have

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00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 2: to put those letters together?

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Speaker 8: Number three necessary? Is it two c's?

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00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 9: Is it to s?

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00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 4: Both of both?

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Speaker 8: I don't think it's necessary for me to tell you

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00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 8: the way to spell it. Number two is separate, Oh,

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Speaker 8: because yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a yeah sat by right.

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Speaker 8: Such a violent word. I don't know why you'd even

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Speaker 8: want to spell it. And the number one word Americans

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Speaker 8: struggle to spell correctly.

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Speaker 9: You got to be Definitely is the word definitely?

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00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, defiantly.

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00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 8: I'll tell you this, You definitely don't have to know

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00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 8: how to spell. To listen to Laser Stories, and that's

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00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 8: coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's

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00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 8: combining two of the great footwear brands, Crocs and Healey's,

1186
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 8: to make a new shoe called Kreelies Crocs with wheels,

1187
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 8: the ugliest way to flee a terrible date fast, all

1188
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 8: thanks to Laser Stories. The second where we read weird

1189
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,479
Speaker 8: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else, except

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00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 8: we've got a laser and those other foot finders just don't.

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00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 8: This first laser story is out of Utah. You ever

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00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 8: lived with someone who did a really lousy job with

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00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 8: the dishes, It's more annoying than not doing the dishes

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00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 8: in the first place.

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00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 4: Because you gonna do it again.

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00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: I live with two of them and they're under the

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Speaker 1: age of.

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Speaker 8: Ten, but it's probably not worth going to jail over.

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Speaker 1: Well, say that I can arrest.

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Speaker 8: Them because a twenty three year old woman named Miranda

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00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 8: Lapruit got into a heated argument with her roommate over

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00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 8: dirty plates not being washed. Police say Miranda asked her

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00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 8: roommate if she'd do the dishes since they were in

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00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 8: the sink for the last six days and it was

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00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 8: her turn.

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00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 9: But the answer that she got back was maybe later.

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00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 2: Oh after six days, they're probably moldy.

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00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 8: So Miranda then flew into a rage through her roommate's

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00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 8: closed bedroom door and made her fall to the ground. Okay,

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00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,959
Speaker 8: she then kicked her, grabbed her by the hair and neck,

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Speaker 8: and strangled her to the point where she couldn't breathe

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Speaker 8: for five seconds.

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Speaker 1: There'd be a better way to solve roommate problems than that.

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00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 8: Luckily, the cops were called by a neighbor and everything

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Speaker 8: turned out all right. Her roommate did not suffer any

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Speaker 8: serious injuries, and Miranda was charged with aggravated assault.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an awkward night when she gets back from

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Speaker 2: the police department.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, unclear who's going to be doing the dishes while

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00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 8: Miranda is locked up, because it still is Miranda's turned.

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Speaker 1: I think that this is a case where they just

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00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: need to move to paper plates.

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00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the only good choice. Bro This next laser

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00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 8: story is out of Asia. A Chinese newspaper called Beijing

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00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 8: Youth Daily did a story on how young people in

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00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 8: China are paying five dollars a day to pretend that

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00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 8: they have a job. Wait why, Yeah, here's the idea

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00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 8: behind it. You go to a shared office, but you

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00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 8: don't do any actual work. It's all a ruse, so

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Speaker 8: you don't have to tell your friends and family that

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00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 8: you're unemployed right now.

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00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 2: So wait, you're using your unemployed time to go into

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00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 2: an office and sit at a desk.

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Speaker 1: That is the first idea possible.

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00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 8: Well, it's some less embarrassing than having your family and

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00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 8: your friends think you don't have a job.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Jeff, like, go live your life.

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00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, but your parents don't want that for you, Broka,

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00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 8: They want you to have a job.

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00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,479
Speaker 1: Maybe you're twenty three and it doesn't matter.

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00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 8: Now I will say there are some people in the

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00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 8: office who actually freelance and need coworking space, But for

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00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,479
Speaker 8: the ones there who don't, they're paying for a desk,

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00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:27,280
Speaker 8: Wi Fi, coffee and theatrics, meaning you'll get assigned fake tasks.

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00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 3: Do you say that they fake type?

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00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 8: Sure, video, and if anyone asked what you did at

1248
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 8: work that day, you can show them a bunch of

1249
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 8: emails and say, oh, they put me on this big project,

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00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 8: so I'm buried under paper.

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00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: Doing an Excel spreadsheet of what I don't know.

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00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 8: Maybe the best part is you can pay ten bucks

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00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 8: extra to have a fight with your fake boss, so

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00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 8: you VENMO the people in the back room along with

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00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 8: your computer number, and then shortly afterwards, a man in

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00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 8: a suit and tie will walk over to your desk

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00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 8: and let you have it for missing a deadline.

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Speaker 2: So it looks real to the other people who are

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Speaker 2: actually working in the office too.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: One woman who's been doing it for months said it's

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Speaker 8: cheaper than sitting at a coffee shop all day, and

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00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 8: it's kind of fun at home.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand that.

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00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: Hopefully, They're using their time there to apply for other times.

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00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying, Like sleep, go bly jobs and

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00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 6: go back home and go sleep again.

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00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 4: Sounds fun.

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00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 8: You always have options. This next Lazer stories out of

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00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 8: the Love Lost. Six years ago, Tinder pranked us within

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00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 8: April Fools about adding a height verification feature to bring

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00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 8: honesty back to dating. That hasn't happened, But now they

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00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 8: are testing a feature to allow people to.

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00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 9: Filter by height.

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00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 8: So they aren't enforcing what height you report yourself, but

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00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,919
Speaker 8: they are allowing women to filter out shorten.

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00:56:54,640 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 5: Menna even more. Now wait a minute, worse.

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00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, why separately every male is six foot two or

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00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 2: higher six nine.

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Speaker 8: Some people are up in short arms over this, but

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00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 8: this isn't groundbreaking territory hinge already let's paid users filter

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00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 8: people by heights, so there is precedence for it. But

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00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 8: naturally some people are complaining about it. One person on

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00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 8: social media said, just as for all the short.

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Speaker 1: Kings, I agree. I think the short guys they work

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00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: the hardest. Come on.

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00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 8: Another said, it's so hypocritical that men are demonized for

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00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 8: having preferences, but it's okay for women. Imagine if Tinder

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00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 8: added a weight filter.

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00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yikes, that's true.

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Speaker 2: I mean I do feel like there's not going to

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00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 2: be any medium hype people soon. Like all the tall

1293
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 2: people are breeding with tall people, and all the short

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00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 2: people are bringing with short people, and soon.

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00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: It's either going to be four foot two or.

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00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's next.

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00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 8: The stories out of pet tope day. New study found

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00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 8: owning a pet costs way more than most people think,

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00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 8: and the price tag keeps going up.

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00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 6: Oh man, yes, I feel like I've spent so much

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00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 6: on outfits.

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Speaker 2: Dude, we got a rescue dog thinking oh, this is

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00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,959
Speaker 2: the cheaper route to go, I mean, and we wanted

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00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 2: to rescue the dog. But yeah, no, no, two thousand

1305
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 2: dollars in bills later and the caviar.

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00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:22,439
Speaker 1: That's true.

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00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 8: That's people were asked how much they think it costs

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00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 8: to care for a cat or dog for a decade.

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00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 8: For cats, the average answer was five thousand, seven hundred dollars.

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Speaker 9: For dogs around eight grand.

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Speaker 8: But those food, oh I.

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Speaker 5: Think it healthy. Yeah, they sound bad if you think

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00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 5: about the head.

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Speaker 1: I think we've spent more on I mean, my dog's

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Speaker 1: thirteen though.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So those were the guesses, but the real numbers are

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00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 8: more like five times that caring for a cat now

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00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 8: costs anywhere from thirty to forty seven thousand dollars over

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Speaker 8: the course of their life.

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Speaker 3: That can't be And I mean they're dental bill alone

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00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 3: as thousands.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god.

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00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 8: For dogs it's between a dentist. For dogs it's.

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00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 9: Between fifty and sixty k Oh my god.

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00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 4: Now I want to set with a retainer.

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00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, it does depend on the type of food you buy,

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00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 8: whether you get lucky with your vet bills, and how

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00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 8: much you spoil them. Yeah, but it's undeniable. The cost

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00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 8: for dogs has gone up about twelve percent in just

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Speaker 8: the past three years, I mean, and nineteen percent for cats.

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Speaker 1: I want to argue it. But we get our dog

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00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: acupuncture once, you're just as bad.

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Speaker 8: So does this mean we're poised to start living pet free?

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Speaker 9: Don't count on it.

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00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 8: More than seventy five percent of pet owners said they

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00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 8: think of their dog or cat as a family member

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00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 8: or a best friend, or even as their child.

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00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 4: Looks like, we signed our dog off for hang gladding.

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00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, and that goes for all animals, especially the

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00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 8: ones on this show.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we are this guy.

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00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 4: Right here talking about the shell.

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00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 8: He costs about four grand a years. Oh, twenty dollars

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00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 8: in lettuce and three nine eighty dollars in off brand

1346
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 8: baby oil from Amazon. Wow, he doesn't even have prime,

1347
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 8: but he just has to overnight it all.

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01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: That's okay.

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01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 8: Show That sound means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 8: end for the day.

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Speaker 9: We'll do it again, same time.

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01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 13: On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1353
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 8: Today's player has a name that sounds like a discontinued

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01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 8: soft drink from the nineteen nineties. Oh and I'm not

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01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,439
Speaker 8: making it up. Her actual name is Crystal Light.

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Speaker 1: That's not discontinued. That stuff is still going strong.

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Speaker 2: Jeff all right, you could absolutely still buy Crystal Light

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Speaker 2: at the store.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, in Brazil or wherever, this is still legal. Crystal

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Speaker 8: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 13: Hi, thank you.

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Speaker 15: It's actually white, not like, oh.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, but I've heard that before.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, got it to the peak lemonade being my

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Speaker 2: favorite crystal like flavor.

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Speaker 1: Go Hiking. Oh wow, flavor water.

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Speaker 4: Is crystal white?

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Speaker 6: Like a symbolic family deep rooted name or No, I.

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Speaker 15: Think my mom was just kind of a hippie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely an eighties babies name. Yeah.

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Speaker 15: No, actually I'm a nineties, baby.

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Speaker 9: Face Brook get.

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Speaker 8: Out of here. Brooks leaving the studio and we can

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Speaker 8: go over the rules real quick, Crystal, that is true. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: you got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 8: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

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Speaker 8: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

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Speaker 8: Are you ready?

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Speaker 10: Yes?

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Speaker 9: Good luck?

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Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Today is National Cheese Day. What's

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Speaker 8: the top selling cheese variety in the US?

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Speaker 17: Shudder?

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Speaker 9: Mars is the red planet?

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Speaker 8: But which planet in our solar system is nicknamed the

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Speaker 8: blue planet? Soturn?

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Speaker 15: No, I'm sticking with it.

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Speaker 8: What is the national animal of China? Which Charles Dickens

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Speaker 8: novel begins with It was the best of times, It.

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Speaker 9: Was the worst of times.

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Speaker 8: Movie Baseball calls it the World Series, But what is

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Speaker 8: the NBA called their championship series?

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Speaker 19: Eh? I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 9: I respected Crystal. Well done.

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Speaker 8: Brook's going to come back into the studio here, and

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Speaker 8: it says on my screen or Crystal is planning on

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Speaker 8: visiting Amsterdam this summer, then training over to Belgium and

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Speaker 8: attending a music festival called Tomorrowland. I'm sure there's no

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Speaker 8: illegal substances there, right, Crystal.

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Speaker 7: Oh I'm sure.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know the steps you took, Dare.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 17: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: If you see any drugs in Amsterdam, you report it

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Speaker 6: to the police.

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Speaker 4: You tell those just point them out.

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Speaker 6: Those people over there were were smoking things I don't smell.

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Speaker 4: That didn't smell, right off.

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Speaker 1: Americans are always so cool at these things. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: makes sense.

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Speaker 8: You have to take their drugs and do it for

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Speaker 8: them so that they don't do it themselves.

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Speaker 9: You Yeah, good, Crystal.

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Speaker 8: Thank you for being the police force of the Amsterdam

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Speaker 8: music festivals. That's why I'm going really good.

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Speaker 9: Europe needs you now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Today's National Cheese Day. What's the

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Speaker 8: top selling cheese variety in the useddar Mark Mars is

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Speaker 8: the Red planet? But which planet in aerosolar system is

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Speaker 8: nicknamed the Blue planet? What is the national animal of China?

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Speaker 8: Which Charles Dickens novel begins with It was the best

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Speaker 8: of times, it was the worst of times. Two Cities

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Speaker 8: Baseball calls it the World Series. But what does the

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Speaker 8: NBA called their championship series?

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Speaker 2: THEBA Madness Championship Basketball?

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Speaker 1: Stuff?

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Speaker 2: Squeaky shoes on floor, tall people going at it.

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Speaker 8: Husband's going to be really disappointed. Let's go to the

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Speaker 8: scoreboard and see how you did with Jose.

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Speaker 12: You have elbows and you have knees, so touch them.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, Arnold, Crystal White, you got one correct day and bru.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we need to get the answers. Is it the

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Speaker 1: NBA Showdown?

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Speaker 4: Is it the Once you hear.

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Speaker 8: It, you'll be like, oh yeah, let's go over these

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Speaker 8: National Cheese Day. Top selling cheese variety in the US

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Speaker 8: is mozzarella, mostly because it's used on pizzas.

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Speaker 4: And string cheese.

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Speaker 8: Wars is the Red planet, The blue planet is Earth.

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Speaker 8: Come on, guys, with the oceans and the water. I'll

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Speaker 8: watch it.

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Speaker 4: Dave Attenborough Planet.

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Speaker 9: That's right.

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Speaker 8: National animal of China is the panda. Giant panda to

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Speaker 8: be specific. Charles Dickens novel that begins with it was

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Speaker 8: the Best of Times, It was the worst to times

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Speaker 8: was Tale of Two Cities. Baseball calls it the World Series.

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Speaker 8: NBA Championship is called the NBA Finals.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think I had a lot better ideas for Brandon.

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Speaker 1: I should talk to their marketing team of.

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Speaker 4: The ball should absolutely call it so.

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Speaker 8: Crystal wasn't quite enough today. But just for playing, we

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Speaker 8: are going to give you a pair of tickets to

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Speaker 8: see the Seattle Mariners take on the Cleveland Guardians on

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Speaker 8: June fifteenth.

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Speaker 9: A team of the barm yy.

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Speaker 4: They're so fun to watch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well kind of yeah.

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Speaker 8: Time sometimes come back and play against Serry Crystal. We're

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Speaker 8: gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 13: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.