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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone, Frank Mornings, that's one. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Sergeant Darvin Banks calling from the US Marine Corps.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Patrick. Yeah, speaking Patrick, callor you today, sir.

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Speaker 1: We're doing well, Thank you? What can I help you with?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling in regards to your son Ethan, okay, and

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Speaker 1: I would like to speak with you just for a moment,

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Speaker 1: because he joined up with us the other day and

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Speaker 1: I like to make phone calls to the Did you

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Speaker 1: say he's signed up? Did you just whoa whoa, whoa

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Speaker 1: whoa whoa me, Maggott? First of all, who do you

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Speaker 1: think you're target to? I think I'm talking to Ethan's father, Patrick.

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Speaker 1: My name is Lieutenant Darvin Banks from the US Marine Corps,

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Speaker 1: and I will not be whoa whoa, whoa whoa? You

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Speaker 1: got that, maggott? Y, Well, you're not gonna call me

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Speaker 1: a maggot. First of all, I'll call you whatever I want.

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Speaker 1: I'll call you from sea to sign is shining Sea.

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Speaker 1: I'll call you wake up for breakfast, I'll call you

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Speaker 1: put you to bed at night. I'll call you anytime

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Speaker 1: I want you? Got that? Yeah, I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: your private all right. So, first of all, back to

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Speaker 1: my son's signing up, So you had him signed paperwork.

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Speaker 1: I will have you know that I didn't do seven

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Speaker 1: tours in Nam to be spoken to like that by

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Speaker 1: some civilians. Father, you will address me with respect. First

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Speaker 1: of all, you just recruited my son. You would have

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Speaker 1: talked to me with respect. Again, you haven't answered my question.

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Speaker 1: Did he signed paperwork? Did you he signed something? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you want to play ball, I'll play ball with you

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Speaker 1: all day long. I'll play ball with you. At night,

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Speaker 1: I'll play ball WITHTHI in the morning, I'll play ball

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Speaker 1: with you. Right before beat. You want to play ball

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Speaker 1: with me, I'll play ball. Yes he did. How's that

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Speaker 1: for playing ball? You said? You're hey, hey, you need

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Speaker 1: to stopped yelling at me. All right, you never have

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Speaker 1: you call me. You're gonna tell about the civilized noted noted.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Every once in a while you

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Speaker 1: snapped back into basic training. I'm sorry about that, sir.

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Speaker 1: It's not directed at you. It was a reaction, and

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I was not managing myself appropriately, and I

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Speaker 1: will do that from this point on. I apologize. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: when when did he sign up. Your son Ethan signed

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Speaker 1: up with US two days ago. He is to report

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Speaker 1: for duty in a week and a half. We talked

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Speaker 1: about this a week ago and he told him, he

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Speaker 1: said that you guys were trying to get in this

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Speaker 1: end recruit him. I told us he's not gonna get

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Speaker 1: signed up with the Marines. Okay, Well believe he. So

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Speaker 1: when did you? When did you call him? Unless I'm mistaken, sir,

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Speaker 1: Unless I'm mistaken, sir, And I'm trying to keep my

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Speaker 1: cool here. What I was saying was, we talked to

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Speaker 1: him the other day, and for your information, he's signed

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Speaker 1: up the other day. He's eighteen years old. He's an adult,

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Speaker 1: and he's ours now. So that's why you might be

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Speaker 1: his father biologically, but now the US Military and the

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Speaker 1: US Marine Corps is his father. Oh my god, he's

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Speaker 1: got a new papa now. Would you say? I said,

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Speaker 1: he's got a new papa now. He's got a new

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Speaker 1: papa now, popa now, a new papa now, and that

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Speaker 1: papa's name is Uncle Sam. Oh god, why are you

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Speaker 1: calling me? I'm calling you because your son Ethan did

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Speaker 1: not want to make the phone call himself, because he

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Speaker 1: still hasn't made it through the corps. He hasn't made

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Speaker 1: it through, and he's kind of frankly, that's why he joined.

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Speaker 1: The other reason why his mother didn't want him to

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Speaker 1: join in the first place. Exactly. Well, we'll shake that

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Speaker 1: out of him by the time I will come back,

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Speaker 1: and here we saw it as a rock. That's my

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Speaker 1: word and my promise to you. No, he's not he's

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Speaker 1: not going. He's not thinking clear head. He's not the

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Speaker 1: smartest eighteen years. It's not as smart as eighteen as

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Speaker 1: dumb as a brick. Your son is dumb as a brick.

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Speaker 1: And I told him that, I said, your dumb as

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Speaker 1: a brick. But as soon as I'm done with the

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Speaker 1: only smart as attack wells. The tacks aren't very smart.

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Speaker 1: But you know what I mean. Yeah, No, you're not.

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Speaker 1: You're not making any sense to me at all. And no,

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Speaker 1: he will not be joining the military. I can tell

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Speaker 1: you that right now. All right, you're not You're not

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Speaker 1: his popping now got his parents? Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 1: what I said to new recruits. I said, you got

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Speaker 1: a new popping a howl. And then I make him

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Speaker 1: run for twenty seven hundred miles through deep water and

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Speaker 1: with all kinds of nasty stuff in it. I got

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Speaker 1: a real mean streak in me. I'll punch him right

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Speaker 1: in the stomach and kiss him on the mouth, teach

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Speaker 1: him how to be a man. Yeah no, no, there's

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Speaker 1: there's no way that nobody talks like this in real life. Dude, like,

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Speaker 1: but this has got to be he had said, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. Your son Ethan set you up, He said,

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Speaker 1: you've been worried about him being recruited as a military. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I should knowing right away when you're yelling at me,

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Speaker 1: right when you call me a maggot. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubile phone pranks, we'd say mornings on the twenties,