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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis to represents fifteen Minute Morning Show, The fifteen

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Speaker 1: Minute Morning Show Podcast. Here we go. I got Scary,

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Speaker 1: I've got a Gandhi, I've got Brody, I've got your's Garrett,

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Speaker 1: Scotty B's in the house. Did I get Froggy? Hello? Froggy?

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Speaker 1: And there's Danielle and straight Nate. I. So at the

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Speaker 1: end of today's show, we were talking about the lottery.

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Speaker 1: Someone just won at one point what million dollar? So

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Speaker 1: that cash payout is how much? Eight hundreds? No, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's No, it's something like that, well, a

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Speaker 1: shipload of money. Right, Wait a minute, I thought somebody

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Speaker 1: said that they took the yearly thing, but now we're

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Speaker 1: hearing that nobody even all we don't know because no

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Speaker 1: one knowne has claimed it. So what was the story? Gandhi?

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Speaker 1: It's back to your time. Um, I'm trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out what the cash payout was. I think I would

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Speaker 1: take it as point five, right, but then five million dollars,

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Speaker 1: but then you have to pay tax on that, so

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Speaker 1: there's only four million after that? That's correct, No, that

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Speaker 1: was after one one point four You come home with

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Speaker 1: seven hundred. Don't confuse it. Yeah, yeah, that is after tax.

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Speaker 1: That's taxing it tax the tax. Oh wait, wait wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm reading it further. The winner can expect a minimum

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Speaker 1: of almost two dred twenty six million at tax, is

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Speaker 1: lowering the take home amount to roughly five hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty four point five million. That's what I thought they

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Speaker 1: if they win the one point three four million after taxes,

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Speaker 1: it's like seven No, No, that's the You take an annuity,

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Speaker 1: which is the one point three three seven billions, and

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Speaker 1: it's an incremental payout over the course of years, or

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Speaker 1: you take the payout amount which is less correct less.

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Speaker 1: But moving on. So the point was, no one has

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Speaker 1: claimed it yet, so we're wondering why, right, So some

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Speaker 1: texture said because when they found out they they had

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Speaker 1: a heart attack and died and the cats ate them

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Speaker 1: and the ticket and somebody's changing their will as we speak,

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Speaker 1: or maybe they listened to the show and listen to

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Speaker 1: my plan. You do not say you want lottery, You

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Speaker 1: sign it, you put it in a little safe, you

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Speaker 1: continue going about your daily life, higher an attorney, and

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Speaker 1: then when you have a really bad day at work,

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Speaker 1: you just go, fuck this and leave and then people

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'll be calling on the lottery office doors

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Speaker 1: in Illinois. Yeah, which is this one of those states

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Speaker 1: where you don't have to make it public, one of

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Speaker 1: the only states you can have, but you's still claim

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Speaker 1: It's still on a claim it as as Gundhi reported.

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Speaker 1: According to them, no one has claimed it yet. The

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Speaker 1: lottery office says nobody has called to claim the ticket.

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Speaker 1: That's where you have to call claim You get what

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Speaker 1: six you said six months right days to claim your prize.

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Speaker 1: I would be the one to accidentally throw the ticket

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Speaker 1: in the garbage. Then then I screw everyone. What happens

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Speaker 1: if no one claims it? You know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I would assume it's I don't think that they give

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Speaker 1: it away again. I think it's distributed to wherever it's

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Speaker 1: supposed to go, like the schools and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it doesn't go back in the pot.

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Speaker 1: We're looking into it. We're looking into it now. No,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't go back into a winnable pot. I don't think. No,

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Speaker 1: it goes to wherever the money's the proceeds go. Right

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Speaker 1: now and exactly by the way we're sitting here, guessing on.

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Speaker 1: If the jackpot prize is not claimed within the required

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Speaker 1: time limit, each participating state in the Mega Millions game

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Speaker 1: will get back all the money that state contributed to

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Speaker 1: the unclaimed jackpot, and then they get to donate it

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Speaker 1: as they donate it. Right, how about they just split

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Speaker 1: it with everyone who bought a ticket. Yeah, and everyone

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen, but it would be nice though. Um,

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Speaker 1: So there you go. Is anybody here one like a

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Speaker 1: big amounts through jet pocket? Yeah, because it was the

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Speaker 1: middle of pandemic. It took him a while to get

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Speaker 1: it to me, but that app My little sister actually

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Speaker 1: much it was. It was like a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: It was like the most you can win on the

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Speaker 1: scratch and number is I don't know. Make was so cool? No,

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Speaker 1: I just never want anything. People looking like you want

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Speaker 1: impressed at all the people and here who have. Jeez,

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Speaker 1: you guys are lucky. Nothing two baby better than nothing,

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Speaker 1: I'll take it. So Scotty had another question and it

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Speaker 1: I don't remember. How much do you think you've spent

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Speaker 1: I mean not not some amount where you'd be like,

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Speaker 1: would play it when it gets big, and I'll buy

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Speaker 1: a scratch off every once in a while. But you've

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Speaker 1: definitely spent more than you've won, Oh for sure. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love that. The odds of winning are like four

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Speaker 1: million and one. And then there's always that person in

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Speaker 1: the officer goes it's rigged. Nobody's would in it's rigged. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: you didn't win. That's that's how it works, all right.

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Speaker 1: Right now? Wednesday Tonight, Tonight's power ball is two two

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Speaker 1: million dollars. That's still jack pocket play. Now. I used

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Speaker 1: when the publishers clearing out. You remember they used to

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Speaker 1: so that's not rigged that really. I used to work

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Speaker 1: sorting room and there were these giant machines and all

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Speaker 1: the entries would come in and I would be in

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Speaker 1: So how do they determine who wins that? It's it's

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Speaker 1: totally random. Really. You didn't have to buy magazines. There

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Speaker 1: the hooplah? I just I just bought for you. I'm

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Speaker 1: it way too easy. Can play your same numbers though?

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Speaker 1: Or do you randomize? Randomized? But but don't they say

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Speaker 1: play the same numbers over and over again. I've never

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Speaker 1: had a gamblers fallacy because they couldn't doesn't know what

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Speaker 1: numbers you play. It could be I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: the odds right, But what are the chances of random

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have a memory. It's like flipping a coin.

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Speaker 1: It's the old gamblers fallacy. If you flip a coin

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Speaker 1: But the coin doesn't know the next time is the

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Speaker 1: fifty first time, it's still fifty odds. Now when it

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Speaker 1: there's some shenanigans going on. Absolutely what do you suspect?

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Speaker 1: I suspect that they are tuned to pay off, not

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Speaker 1: claw machines are much smarter than I ever thought. I'll

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Speaker 1: take it a step further. I love blackjack and scary,

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Speaker 1: when I shouldn't write and I get a ten and

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Speaker 1: you needed a three, were taking the card the dealer needs,

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Speaker 1: then you funk up the Sometimes you take the card

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Speaker 1: do hit on a seven team, Let's say I get

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Speaker 1: Then you had a fourteen and you get a seven,

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Speaker 1: that seven if I didn't hit. I helped you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you're not thinking clearly. That's why Gambler is losing. The

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Speaker 1: hard Rock and Scary Scary Things, he's on what they call,

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Speaker 1: you know, a heater, and then Elvis sits down, just

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Speaker 1: if you're runna run, you don't sit down. If the

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Speaker 1: I'll never say that lady face, because they don't hire me.

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Speaker 1: Scary was so pissed, like I got a free Prime

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Speaker 1: Ram dinner. The only the scan is the free drinks.

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Speaker 1: They give you the free drinks, so you'll get drunk

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Speaker 1: and gamble poorly. That's why you get the food drinks.

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Speaker 1: I actually one of my lowest moments in life that

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Speaker 1: But this little old lady sits down. I'm on a

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Speaker 1: tear win in every hand. And then this woman sits

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Speaker 1: There's a thing called basic Strategy book about what you're

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Speaker 1: looks like you're all trying to win. It's a team

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Speaker 1: against you want them, you want the dealer to lose. Period. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'll get you against hit when I'm not supposed to.

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Speaker 1: And then the next called the deal of busts. Therefore

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Speaker 1: I helped you win, but you're not. Yeah, he's the

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Speaker 1: you don't have a feeling, no feel with the basic strategy.

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Speaker 1: or no? That's that's alcohol is anonymous Vegas trying to

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Speaker 1: all right, that I did cross the line. Scary, we

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Speaker 1: know you hit on sixteen. Well you have to get girls,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, tell up to the judge. And you didn't.

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Speaker 1: You doubled down. Oh I get it now, that's not right.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's getting really upset about Jack. That was the most

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Speaker 1: including politics, all kinds of stuff that doesn't work. God,

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Speaker 1: so technically if it breaks, they don't fix it, it'll

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Speaker 1: break in the new place. We should plan a trip

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Speaker 1: to Atlantic City. I think we need to plan a

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Speaker 1: trip to Atlantic City with you. I go for fun.

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Speaker 1: It's no fun going he goes and function up and

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Speaker 1: it so happens. It pays off great. If it doesn't,

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna you're gonna gamble, and you want to

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Speaker 1: win money, it's best to bet on things like sports. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you have a way better chance a fortune slot machine?

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Speaker 1: That's the way to go. Okay, freaking uh the wheel

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Speaker 1: thing that. I love roulette because you know what, when

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Speaker 1: like the craps table. You like shooting crap like I

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Speaker 1: like being on the cume line. Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: have to you have to put shoot craps to know

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Speaker 1: what that even mean. You showed me that movie years ago.

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Speaker 1: What being on the come line? He's making a joke

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Speaker 1: on your jokes shooting craps. Oh, I don't think Originally

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Speaker 1: Elvis was Scotty thought it was funny isn't it? There

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Speaker 1: actually is, There actually is a come line that you

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Speaker 1: if you don't know how to play craps, because I

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Speaker 1: always see it in the movies James Bonds playing craps. Right,

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Speaker 1: you if you want or not. Uh yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: really shouldn't know what you do because there are so

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Speaker 1: the game of craps, there are so many different little

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Speaker 1: things you can do. I mean, there's a million of

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Speaker 1: different ways to bet and to do it. I used

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Speaker 1: dad taught me how to shoot the come line. You

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Speaker 1: totally just bulldoze Elvis joke speaking of taking an eight

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Speaker 1: the hard way. Alright, We're done, Bye, place fucking suck.

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