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Speaker 2: You're listening to mass.

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Speaker 3: Hey, y'all, Hey, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: I have one of our favorite people in the studio

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm like, I know he's gonna do it. Don't

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Speaker 3: do it like that, but tell you you're back. You're back.

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Speaker 1: Because obviously we did not have video.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, we've upgraded in the beautiful studio

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Speaker 2: with video we deserved.

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Speaker 1: I think last time we did the pod, we were

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Speaker 1: at a wobbly table and there was an iPhone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we were at a waffle house.

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Speaker 3: We won't you do that?

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Speaker 1: To waffle house is better than that sess with a

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Speaker 1: little crunchy, little meats, a bunch of sides, four dolls,

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Speaker 1: a nine eight cents. That's why they're fighting there. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would fight too, because I want my seats, I

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Speaker 1: want my food.

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Speaker 3: Upper cutting people. Yeah, what's the last one you went

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Speaker 3: to waffle house?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I went last year when I went to Kennywood

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Speaker 1: To waffle house. Yeah, it's no, it was a waffle house.

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Speaker 2: It was thrilling.

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Speaker 3: Was the last time you went to a waffle house?

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Speaker 3: Maybe a couple of months ago. I went with my

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Speaker 1: No, we used to have I hops and they don't

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Speaker 3: We don't need that Donald's on West Sports McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: When someone shoot up there, shoot up, not shoot it up,

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Speaker 1: I mean I've I've definitely done a bunk there for

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Speaker 2: He is a crackhead. Yeah, I never know that. Rond

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Speaker 2: and they were doing some weird things with Ronald towards

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, was it giving like drag?

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Speaker 2: No, it was giving like Nana who dyed her hair wrong.

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Speaker 2: But she still goes to the hair dress that's right,

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Speaker 3: I don't know you're obviously you don't.

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Speaker 1: But like being a young black girl with you know,

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Speaker 3: Were they bringing to a salad or were they doing.

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Speaker 1: Hell, they were doing it at the house. Yeah, that

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Speaker 3: Well, if you're not holding the ears down, you're not

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Speaker 1: I mean I would hold him down and somehow they

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Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of my childhood was just

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Speaker 3: You was a gay kid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved what they did. I was like a

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Speaker 3: You came out when you were a kid. The whole time.

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Speaker 2: I was like I was seven, I was like, God,

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Speaker 2: there's something you should know that I was watching in

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Speaker 3: Death dropped you and all your aunties are like mm

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Speaker 2: Brought it up because my aunt Cindy bought me a Maleficent.

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Speaker 2: And I got that in first grade from my aunt Cindy.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to you, Marie, I'm passing the torch. I'll

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Speaker 3: no longer say it. You can say it. Well, let's

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Speaker 3: talk about what our messages for the week. Didn't you Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm Marie.

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Speaker 2: What's your mask?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? So let's talk. So Mateo, when we

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Speaker 2: Out this Thursday, I don't know I comes out Thursday.

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Speaker 3: Well, we don't know when this comes.

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Speaker 2: It's funny. I just watched it, y. I was talking

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Speaker 3: We had a good time, of course.

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Speaker 1: So on your podcast, I was talking about how I

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Speaker 1: bumped into share at the SNL after podcast.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know who you were.

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Speaker 1: So go listen to Mataloes podcast first, then come back

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Speaker 1: and listen it is.

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Speaker 3: We'll wait. So this weekend, I'm at my house. I'm bored.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about our rosters on the group chat.

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Speaker 1: In the group chat, and I'm trying to rebuild my

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, because I everybody that I knew is dead

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Speaker 1: I didn't bring any of the old pen from twenty

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Speaker 3: Year because you can't receive with a full fist. Yes,

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Speaker 3: don't be greedy. Don't be greedy. If I'm holding onto

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Speaker 3: the past, I can't get the future. Yes you got

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Speaker 3: you be greet busy.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna on a hinge.

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Speaker 1: I just redownloaded the app and I'm trying to, like

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm dooming it on people's beards. I'm reading

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Speaker 2: What's that voice thought that you've heard that's really embarrassing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you hear, don't it just they're all bad. So

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Speaker 1: while I'm in my house, Amina calls me, what you're

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Speaker 1: doing tonight? Tonight? When someone calls you and says that

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Speaker 3: She's like, asap.

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Speaker 1: Rocky is the guest on SNL tonight, so you know

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Speaker 1: Rihanna might pull up. Rihanna is my best friend online. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: The after party and a few minutes later, Rocky and

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Speaker 1: Rihanna walk in. I text Sydney and a mina. But

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Speaker 1: in she First of all, there's like, I don't know,

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Speaker 3: Yes, like young je Z. I'm like, do they run

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Speaker 1: They seem like they seem like they were like asaps

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm like, I'm gonna let her. I'mna let

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Speaker 1: I'm a little read, but I don't want to look thirsty,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Amana's like, hey, she follows

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Speaker 2: Well, won't talk to anybody.

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Speaker 3: This is true, to be fair.

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Speaker 1: If Amna had been there, it would have gotten done immediately.

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Speaker 2: That way, Rihanna would be sitting where I'm sitting right now.

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Speaker 1: She would be on the side me or Amina would

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Speaker 1: have definitely made it happen.

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Speaker 3: Alex was not helping it.

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Speaker 1: No, right, he got you know, he's a.

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Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, that's my old stumping grounds. And know

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Speaker 3: why I am here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I was a Lauren here. Meanwhile, they're like name, remember

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I eat a little because I like, I

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Speaker 1: drive by Rihanna's house. She's sitting like one of the

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Speaker 3: The black one was there, The one with the nose

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Speaker 1: The one with the mullet was there.

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Speaker 2: I don't know their name, the one with the nose,

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Speaker 1: It's like Finn wolf Bush, I.

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Speaker 3: Said, who is Finn wolfsh what's his name.

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Speaker 2: Hard, finn Wolf That's not a real name.

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Speaker 3: Go to his Wikipedia. What's his actual birth name?

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Speaker 2: John, Yeah, Phineas Wolf wolf Hard.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, fin wolf Bush is there. And then the black one.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what the black one's name is, but

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Speaker 1: Caleb Wolfish fish Fish.

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Speaker 2: Elizabeth Wolffish also Sabrina Carpenter, is there?

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Speaker 3: No? God, I also don't care about her.

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Speaker 2: You're not even gonna try and like, for one now

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Speaker 2: say to the wolf Bush and I get wolf Bush,

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Speaker 2: but I mean Sabrina Carpent. That's at least like a

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Speaker 1: I don't get why people want to take pictures with

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Speaker 2: I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even want to take a photo. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to be like, hey, cuz. And then she see

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Speaker 1: me and she's like, actually, this is what I want.

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Speaker 1: I want her to see me, recognize me before I

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Speaker 1: recognize her. But it's it's like three o'clock in the morning,

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Speaker 1: Amina and sitting there like, what's up?

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Speaker 3: Updates?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: By way? I love that you and I mean are

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Speaker 2: both up?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you my mess after work. So I'm like,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna do a drive by. I'm taking

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Speaker 1: So I I say, oh, here's the plan. She gotta

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Speaker 3: My lips. No, it wasn't even this where I say

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Speaker 1: But you know what, as she floated by me, my my,

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Speaker 3: Like it didn't feel that resting to me because I.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, it sounds pressed, but I really wasn't. Damn.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't putting any press. I'm texting sitting to me

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Speaker 3: I said, no, I'm not. I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 3: Listen. Yeah, this time last year she followed me on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Yep. A year later, I'm breathing in the same air

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Speaker 2: Just for the record, do you think she got in

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Speaker 3: That oil?

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Speaker 2: What's that lip? Class?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't anyway whatever, that's that's my mess my messages.

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Speaker 3: I should have just been like, hey, beach or whatever

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Speaker 3: the hell I said to share, what did you say?

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to get into what I said

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Speaker 2: I just know it doesn't matter because I just stared

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Speaker 1: She doesn't share past me and she she just maintained

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Speaker 2: I want to go to bed and my twelve year

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Speaker 2: he's thirteen.

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Speaker 3: He is thirty five.

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Speaker 2: He is giving that about one hundred and seven. So

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Speaker 1: Particular Anyway, that's my mess, Sidney, what's your mess?

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Speaker 3: My mess is pretty simple.

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Speaker 1: I went to a event with my my girlfriend in

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Speaker 1: I think, like, you know, some people are really good

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Speaker 3: Basketball was playing.

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Speaker 1: And I said, oh, you know, you know, I don't

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Speaker 3: She's like, I like basketball, Okay, this is you know,

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Speaker 3: it's not about me, it's not by me. But there's

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Speaker 1: And he's like no. She's like, they're gonna spit in

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Speaker 3: She doesn't. She's like, I feel fine. So she is like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Food, food is food is Oh, would you want to?

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Speaker 1: But I see all these people coming in. They're going upstairs.

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Speaker 3: It was it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. There was other two women next to us.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they were gay, but they weren't. They were.

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Speaker 1: We're not saying neither of you were wearing a blazer,

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Speaker 1: I mean they had the test as the game was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but this is what I hate. I put

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Speaker 3: in the notes. It is her birthday, Like, is there

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Speaker 3: anything special? It is a birthday?

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Speaker 1: The even the the waiter anything happening today special?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Or birthday?

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Speaker 1: When I tell you, they did nothing to make it

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Speaker 1: So I look like the bitchy girlfriend. It's like, I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm tasting it. It feels cold, everything's not right. It's

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Speaker 1: We went to a really nice steakhouse the year before,

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Speaker 1: and I mean the bill was high and it was

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Speaker 1: It made it feel special, even though the waitress no.

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Speaker 1: The hostess, so, whose birthday is it? And I said, wow,

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Speaker 1: I'm Sydney, Washington under the reservation. It is my girlfriend's birthday.

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Speaker 1: But how they're supposed to know, which is whitch. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm Sydney. Hi, I'm Sydney. You said that to the hostess. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Hi Washington, yes me. Did you read the notes? It's

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend's birthday?

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Speaker 3: Make it like.

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Speaker 1: But you know, I think after age is like you

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Speaker 1: can't really be expecting much. Maybe you shouldn't even expect

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Speaker 1: the cake. Why why do we do this cake thing

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't believe I got this cake.

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Speaker 3: You you knew a cake was kind.

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Speaker 2: But I love the cake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't love the sing, but I love the ca Now.

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Speaker 2: The singing's embarrassing, and especially at teacher I have fridaysmember

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Speaker 2: years ago when someone's birthday, Well that's embarrassing. Yeah, A

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Speaker 2: miliated because they don't they don't sing like happy.

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Speaker 3: Birth the birthday, ye, happy birthday. Yeah. It's very loud. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And that I was in I was in high school.

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Speaker 1: There was it was like second birthdays.

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Speaker 4: That night.

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Speaker 5: Birthday was like to that nice restaurant in America America, everybody's

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Speaker 1: Birthday parties at this dinner that I went to. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that feels worse than not singing at all. But it's like,

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Speaker 1: I think, what is special for somebody's birthday? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I'm telling you these vibes were not feeling special.

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Speaker 1: And you know I we're I'm paying, so it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I want I want it nice.

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Speaker 3: Obviously I didn't buy her cake. Oh why was well?

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Speaker 3: I was coming from New York. I got off the plane.

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Speaker 2: Was I supposed to get it?

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Speaker 1: I got her everything? I got flowers, I got a

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Speaker 1: gift I got I'm here.

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Speaker 3: I brought the koochie, Like what else did I did

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Speaker 3: not leave? She put a candle in the kouchie I

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Speaker 3: didn't need. She didn't need a candle.

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Speaker 2: One of the fireworks ones that don't go out.

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Speaker 3: The bottle.

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Speaker 2: No, she did not.

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Speaker 3: There was not a sparkler in the coots.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's even more. You know the bottle waitress when

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Speaker 2: they come out with it, it's just it's like a

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're in a room, there's some people who

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Speaker 1: it nice. And then if you're in a room with

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Speaker 1: make it nice, you know.

440
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,760
Speaker 3: And so I, you know, I wanted to be.

441
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,639
Speaker 1: Like a mina and Google and be like, hey, this

442
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,800
Speaker 1: was a birthday dinner and it did not give at all,

443
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,840
Speaker 1: And I think I should just be like reimbursed for something.

444
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,960
Speaker 2: I mean, tell him right now, someone's watching star into

445
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,400
Speaker 2: your camera the name of the restaurant.

446
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:18,960
Speaker 3: Talk to them. I can't pronounce it. Oh, so maybe

447
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,320
Speaker 3: it's with s A V no s a U V

448
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,320
Speaker 3: with apostrophy.

449
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,679
Speaker 2: Over Yeah, Like how do you say taste in French?

450
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 2: We say, uh uh so maybe.

451
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:38,240
Speaker 1: It's something Okay, okay, do a lingo, niggas, It's fine, listen.

452
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,960
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe you should have walked and speaking French.

453
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,480
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe say where's the French.

454
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,719
Speaker 1: I was upset that they put us in a terrible

455
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,000
Speaker 1: section and she's like, I like the I like the TV.

456
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:56,080
Speaker 1: And then I was upset that the time she said, Oh,

457
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,560
Speaker 1: after everything, we get home, she's.

458
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,440
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I guess I guess I goes.

459
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: You know, I'm just gonna go away next year because like,

460
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,119
Speaker 1: you know, this year just didn't feel like my birthday.

461
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 3: She said that to you in your Facebook because she

462
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,280
Speaker 3: worked from New York. She worked all day. She worked.

463
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought she was referencing the restaurant and everybody, guys,

464
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 1: stop working on your birthday, like it's your day. Your

465
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 1: people should understand. Hey, d n D it's my day, Sydney.

466
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 1: You've never worked on your birthday. Oh yeah, bitch, I'm

467
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 1: working because I'm getting paid if I'm in the building.

468
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

469
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 1: When I was a waitress, I worked every single time.

470
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 1: It is my birthday because any customers are coming, it's

471
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 1: my birthday. By bottles, tip me more, take care of

472
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,439
Speaker 1: my girls, and we're drinking for free, and my asses

473
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,479
Speaker 1: out and we popping and then DJ is playing all

474
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 1: my ship, let's go.

475
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 3: It's a free birthday.

476
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,160
Speaker 2: Is that we're doing for a birthday in a couple

477
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 2: of weeks.

478
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I would like my ass out, but I

479
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 3: don't know if that's happening.

480
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 2: I'll have my ass.

481
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 3: You will have your ass out.

482
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 2: At Marie's birthday, you did have your ass. Everyone was

483
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,120
Speaker 2: talking about.

484
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 3: As your ass and your and your and your print.

485
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, big as.

486
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 3: Thank you for both of the two gifts. Just tell you.

487
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,479
Speaker 3: So that was my mess MATEO.

488
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what, I'm gonna make my mess

489
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 2: L because I went to SNL a couple of weeks ago.

490
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: It was so fun. I so share and our Ina

491
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 2: Grande were the hosts guess singer the host, and I

492
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 2: was like, I gotta go to this, like I just

493
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 2: I never asked for anything. I've never asked for favors.

494
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 2: I never go out and I'm usually on the road.

495
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 2: And so I texted Sarah Sherman. I was like, Sarah,

496
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 2: I hate doing this too, but like, can I please

497
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: just like bother you in your green room? Just I

498
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 2: just want to see this. It's like a really amazing show.

499
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 2: She was so sweet. She was like, MATEO, you showed

500
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: me the seller when you moved to New York. Of

501
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 2: course come. And I love her. I don't get to

502
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 2: see her that much, so it's nice to catch up

503
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 2: with her. So it was me and Pat Reagan in

504
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: her room and it was It's also cool to watch

505
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 2: the show because like they're coming in and talking about

506
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 2: the sketches and you're watching it, like the whole processes

507
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 2: is really cool. And they were so fast. It's so fast.

508
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: It's so fat, and some people are chill about it

509
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 2: and some people are just like like I went to

510
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 2: Marcello's room and Marcello you wouldn't even thought he was

511
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 2: on SNL. He was like, what's up, come on in,

512
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: do you want to drink? I was like, aren't you

513
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 2: like nervous? But Marcello's like nah, He's like I got

514
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 2: abs now.

515
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 3: Yeah hot and famous?

516
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, he's hot. He just moved. He

517
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 2: lives by me. I ran into him on the way

518
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 2: to the gym the other day. Okay, I was like,

519
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 2: come over with Boston and then I went apps. But

520
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 2: the one thing I like is like, I you know,

521
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 2: those hallways are so small and like a couple of

522
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 2: months earlier, Nick had done a huge rant on our

523
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 2: podcast about Jurassic World, the one that Scarlet Trahanssen was in,

524
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 2: and it got like collectively over like fifty million views,

525
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 2: like exploded, and so that's more views in the movie

526
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 2: head the movie made a ton of money. But then

527
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 2: I bumped into Scarlet your hands and then the in

528
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 2: the hallway, and what's funny when you bump into people

529
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: one I'm like you, I'm like, did she see the video?

530
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 2: Like she didn't see that. She doesn't care about the video,

531
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 2: and you.

532
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 3: Think that woman is online Jesus, but she might be.

533
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: You know, when she's scrolling scrolls, she might Yeah, you

534
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 2: might be on the home her before you. She might

535
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 2: go after Nick the way Lizza went after Nick. So

536
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 2: that would be fun. We're looking for another celebrity feud.

537
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,239
Speaker 2: And when I bumped into her, I go she was like, oh,

538
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm like, oh yeah, me too, sorry, and

539
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: then she like giggled to herself and I was like

540
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 2: and then so now in the room and then shares

541
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 2: about to perform, and so uh, Sarah like, all, just

542
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 2: come with me, because when you when you go see

543
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 2: the show with a cast, where they can take you

544
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 2: down to go like be really close to the scene.

545
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 2: So we're walking and it's.

546
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: A small space, so you're you're literally on stage with this.

547
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 1: And when said she was on the show, she brought

548
00:24:59,359 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: me out.

549
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 2: So I Lady Gaga, Adele Ariana Grande, Alicia Keys, I

550
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 2: saw all these people like from inches away. And so

551
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 2: we get down there and security is like, can't come tonight,

552
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 2: and Sarah's like, oh why not? Like I got an email?

553
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: No cast members come? I guess. I guess just Bowens

554
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 2: could because I could see Greta getting ready to walk

555
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 2: in in that big fur hat, and I was like

556
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: Greta and she was like, by oh wow. So the

557
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 2: rest of the show was amazing. And then we were

558
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: waiting afterwards, so Jared Goldstein was there and we were

559
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 2: chit chatting, and Chloe came up. I never met her before,

560
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 2: but we were chatting with each other because we followed

561
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 2: each other. Yeah, and all of a sudden, right like

562
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 2: inches away from us, there's our in Grande. This is

563
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: like an hour and a half after the show ended,

564
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 2: like everyone's going to the after party, and then there's

565
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:45,719
Speaker 2: our Ina Grande.

566
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: And I was like.

567
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 2: Trying to act cool, you know what I mean, Like

568
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 2: it's so funny we must look I almost look so stupid,

569
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 2: Like she walks up and I just like, if you

570
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 2: could see me at one minute, I'm talking like Jared,

571
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 2: I know that in my mind at cool. Of course

572
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 2: I love her, but you.

573
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 3: Probably didn't even do nothing that was like crazy.

574
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 2: On the elseide, I said something embarrassing, well not embarrassing,

575
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 2: but she just said something along the lines of like,

576
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 2: you know, I think I'm gonna go home, I'm not

577
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 2: feeling that well, like she was probably tired or whatever,

578
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 2: and I was like, feel better.

579
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 3: And then she coughed in your face. Amazing, you said

580
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 3: that somebody else did feel better, and you're.

581
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, the catsmer she would She hugged Sarah.

582
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: She was like, congrats, and I heard the other sketch,

583
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 2: you know, congrats, so this one. I heard the other

584
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 2: sketches going online like she's so nice. And then but

585
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: that's what she said. I'm not gonna go. I don't

586
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 2: feel and Chloe was like rightfully, So Sarah and Chloe

587
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: are like, will feel better. And then then I jumped

588
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: in feel better. But there's only four of us, and

589
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 2: I was like, that's weird if I just stood and

590
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: said nothing. But then I'm a stranger saying feel better

591
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 2: and she's like like, what are you talking about? Of

592
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 2: course not, she wouldn't look in my direction.

593
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 5: She didn't.

594
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 2: I mean, she was nice. It wasn't like she was

595
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 2: like she wouldn't. No, No, it wasn't like like j

596
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 2: Lo you know where they're like Jala says, don't don't

597
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 2: make eye contact with Jayla. Like she was a complete opposite.

598
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 2: You would have thought she was just like some normal

599
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: girl hanging out.

600
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 1: But that's the thing.

601
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 3: Celebrities, they're literally like us.

602
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 2: No, they're not all like that.

603
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: Carey is not like's not She's also a legend.

604
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 3: She shouldn't be like us. But for the most part,

605
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 3: I think a lot of the celebrities, especially coming up now.

606
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: They're online, they're they're in the know with the people

607
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: and the masses, and it's like they actually like it

608
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: when you just treat them like whatever.

609
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 2: You know, like you just told better she did, it

610
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 2: doesn't matter, just say it and she'll respond.

611
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: I mean they I just because like you know, waitress

612
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: and at Rose Bar and like, people will come in

613
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: all the time, and it's like if you acknowledge them

614
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: as a celebrity, they're like, yeah, they don't even want

615
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: you to really like be around them. So if you

616
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 1: if you just act like they're chill, you don't even

617
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: know where they are, that's when they're put gar down.

618
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 3: You're like, Okay, cool, I can chill this person.

619
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 2: Well. I was flying to Palm Springs last week. I mean,

620
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 2: you guys know, let's we talk everyone watching we talk

621
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 2: every day all day. And I had made jokes and

622
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 2: Nick and I went to go see Avatar, Ash and Fire,

623
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 2: and I made a joke that it was interesting to

624
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 2: me that Sigourney Weaver, who I'm obsessed with, she's seventy five.

625
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 2: She voiced a fourteen year old. So I just was

626
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: making the joke that there was a juxtaposition between you

627
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 2: the other kids who were like you.

628
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 3: Never realized that she was the voice, ye until I

629
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 3: looked at the cast after, because all the other kids like,

630
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 3: let's go, come on.

631
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 2: Then she's like, hold on, well, mummy, but then she

632
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 2: kid people. I put the that online. I thought it

633
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: was funny. I wasn't trying to make fun of her,

634
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: and then people got really mad about it. Why are

635
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: you getting because I'm making fun of Sigourney and you

636
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 2: know this and that, and people really liked the movie,

637
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 2: and I was like, that's not my intent. I was

638
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: not trying to make fun I seem like there's a

639
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 2: lot of mad decisions.

640
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 3: What's going on.

641
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: I know the movie was bad, but I mean, I

642
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 2: love Sigourney and I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

643
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 2: So I took it down online on Instagram because like

644
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 2: on YouTube, left comments because there's like the context to it.

645
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 2: I felt bad. I don't want people to think that

646
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: I'm that's what they tend anyway, So I make that

647
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 2: whole thing. I'm feeling really bad about it. I'm like, God,

648
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 2: damn it, Like I love Sigourney Weaver, I feel horrible

649
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: about this.

650
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 3: You know, Okay, let's talk about it.

651
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: Oh I. So I sit down on the plane and

652
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 2: who's sitting right next to me Sigourney Weaver.

653
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: No.

654
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: Literally the next day, I felt bad the whole day

655
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: because I was like, I don't want people to think

656
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: of making fun of her. I feel I was just

657
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: trying to make a joke about a character. That's what like,

658
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 2: we're comics, we're just looking at so anyway, I'm really

659
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: sorry everybody. But then I'm sitting on there's it's inches

660
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 2: away from Sigourney Weaver.

661
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 3: So then what won't you handle that tiny bottle of

662
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 3: water in first class?

663
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 2: And I said you? First of all, I want to say,

664
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: I watched the whole time. I'm trying to like I'm

665
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 2: not watching her. I'm watching the whole time. She's really tall,

666
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: like really tall.

667
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: I can't miss her.

668
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: She's statue atte Gourney Weaver six one.

669
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 3: What you can't six? Jack how told is the Gorney weaver.

670
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 2: I'm guessing six feet. She was stunning. Wow, she was

671
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 2: really stunning, and she was so sweet. First of all,

672
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 2: she was nice to the whole I was watching every move.

673
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: She was so nice to six foot. I'm watching Traders

674
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 2: right and on mute basically and like rewinding, and I'm

675
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: listening to her. She was so nice to the staff, like,

676
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 2: could not be more gracious. She's reading the New York Times,

677
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,959
Speaker 2: you know, she just kind of read it. And then

678
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: she ordered a yogurt and it had chi has seeds

679
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 2: with strawberries. Then she was reading a book about architecture,

680
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 2: and then behind me was her assistant. So she got

681
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 2: up to have a conversation with her assistant and she

682
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, this one architect. You've got

683
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: to read this article. It's really she had that voice

684
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 2: and you're hearing the voice that you know, you know,

685
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: And then she took a nap. She napped for like

686
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: an hour, mateo. But now you look the minutes.

687
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 3: But Michaeale, now take yourself.

688
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: Take take yourself out of what if somebody was watching

689
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: you like you were watching a Sigourney we and then

690
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: telling everybody the things and then he was texting somebody,

691
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: and then he was watching Traders but chat and he

692
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: was laughing a lot.

693
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 3: But then within but then I don't know. I don't

694
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 3: sets having an invisible ink. And I tried, you, I

695
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 3: couldn't really see.

696
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: It's a lot of our messages. You don't think that's

697
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: a little I wasn't like staring at her whole time

698
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 2: taking notes. But like when you're sitting right next to somebody,

699
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: you just kind of notice what they're doing. That's anybody

700
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 2: on a plane. If she was on the other side

701
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 2: of the plane and I was making all these observations,

702
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: that's a little weird. And I'm sitting this far away

703
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 2: from Sigourney Weaver, I'm gonna I'm noticing. I'm like, okay.

704
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 2: But also, if I was in Ghostbusters and Alien and

705
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: Aliens and I was an avatar and I'd won an

706
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 2: Academy Award and I'd done all this pulled, you better

707
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 2: believe I want someone watching me and noticing everything I'm doing.

708
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 2: Joan Rivers used to her all the time she was

709
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: behind like I think Jack Nicholson on a plane. She said,

710
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 2: I watched everything he did on the whole player Listen.

711
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm not a famous celebrity, but when I step out

712
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: of my house, I assume everybody's looking at me.

713
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 3: Anyway.

714
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: You know when you're walking down the street and you

715
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: have you got your headphones, and you're like every single

716
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: body in every single car is watching me walk and

717
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: then you trip and you're like, oh, nobody saw that,

718
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: and they're like, nobody is watching you walk down the

719
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: street bank.

720
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 2: I feel bad now? Should I not have watched what

721
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 2: she was inches away from me? Now? I feel now

722
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: I feel bad again about feel bad. I'm so sensitive.

723
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 3: You are sensitive, which is crazy. Tale, this is your mess.

724
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 3: It's between you and Sidney.

725
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 2: You have mess.

726
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 3: You're coming in with mess, but I you as a mess?

727
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: Is you do?

728
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 2: You are so sensitive?

729
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 3: Not it's not even sensitive.

730
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: It's just like thinking. You're oh you overthink. That's so

731
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: that's so rich coming from me because I overthink. But

732
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: it's crazy to see it because it's like, well, you know,

733
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: I have my little eighty something thousand followers, you're you're

734
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: millions of followers.

735
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 3: Everybody knows you were watching her. There was definitely I

736
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 3: was watching you as well.

737
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: That's fine that someone's like I was watching mateo Lane

738
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 2: watched the grenew Weaver on the plane, and he muted

739
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: his phone so that he could hear a conversation about architecture,

740
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 2: you know, but I don't know. Like Jim Norton told

741
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 2: like a really great story where he was sitting next

742
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: to I think it was, uh the fuck is his name?

743
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 2: He was in that American Treasurer movie with Nicholas Cage,

744
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 2: and he was trying to think of all the ways

745
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 2: that he could bring up something to Nicholas Cage, like

746
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 2: his embarrassing, like you're for five hours? Was thinking like

747
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 2: what could I say? What can I bring up? And

748
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 2: then he tried. Nicholas was like, you know, get away

749
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 2: from me?

750
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 3: Did you say something? From con Air?

751
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: I didn't bother her though, I just noticed she's inches

752
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: away from you, reading the New York Times. I got

753
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 2: my breakfast, she got hers, you know, and she took

754
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 2: a nap.

755
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 3: How long does she sleep?

756
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 2: Is she only an hour? Because I know this because

757
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: it was an hour before we were leaving and she

758
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: went down and I was like, oh, like we're landing

759
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: in an hour, Like that's crazy.

760
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 3: You know, Matteo, what you should have done when she

761
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 3: fell asleep? You should? You should have also fallen asleep and.

762
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 2: Like the MTA.

763
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 1: But you know what if it would have been me

764
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: sitting here, see, you know that's what I would have done.

765
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: Before she said, I wouldn't even known it was Sigurn

766
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: Weaver because I would have been nights out, lights out.

767
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 2: As soon as I said, this is everyone watching, This

768
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 2: is Sydney on an airplane.

769
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 3: Before they even make the announcement, the door still open.

770
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: The doors are open, people getting and she sits down

771
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 2: and she goes, can I just have a bottle of.

772
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: Missus?

773
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 2: The whole safety and only wakes up when they give

774
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: her a silver medallion's status. Are you talk about this

775
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: on the podcast? You because I do reenactment of our

776
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 2: little ceremony. They gave you on the plane. We're sitting

777
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: on the plane diamond medallion status right here, almost million

778
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: mile flout flyers.

779
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 3: A medallion in case anybody.

780
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 2: You get your you get your benefits. Yes, okay. So

781
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 2: we're sitting there and it's like the middle of a

782
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 2: plane ride. I don't remember where we were going.

783
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 3: It was like a two hour flight, but I think

784
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 3: we're going to Saint Louis.

785
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: We're going to Saint Louis. Oh, Yeah, we were doing

786
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 2: the healing and that was a fun club.

787
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: It was so fun. We had a good time. Shout

788
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 3: out to Saint Louis.

789
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 2: So all of a sudden, the flight attendant who wouldn't

790
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 2: look at me, wouldn't speak to me, wouldn't talk to me.

791
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: She literally like crawls over me, and she was like,

792
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 2: Miss Washington, Yes, it is my honor as a part

793
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 2: of the Delta, not just crew family. It's true. It's

794
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 2: true that we award you the coveted silver medallion statatus.

795
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: Motherfucking right, silver medallion, bitch. And that's how we should

796
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: be treated, Okay, because if you want me to keep

797
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: going on on these planes and you know, being a

798
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 1: member or whatnot, you have to treat me with respect,

799
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: because I could. I could go on an American's diamond.

800
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 6: Got your money, bade, you're older, you're already suffer. You

801
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 6: spent a million million, They have your money. I think

802
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 6: they want to get mine.

803
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: I think it's you because we flew together and the

804
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: lady seemed to be upset with you.

805
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,720
Speaker 3: She she want me to desert.

806
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 2: I was so nice, though, Remember I kept saying, I'm

807
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: gonna be even nicer this time.

808
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 3: The nicer he got, the meaner the cam and the

809
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 3: nicer she was to me.

810
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 2: See, they respect you. No one respects me. I'm too true,

811
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 2: too sensitive about it. No better to be respected than like.

812
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 3: You should have been like, hey, I need to know

813
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 3: one of these.

814
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: Home, absolutely, sir. Now do you know Sidney Washington? Because

815
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 2: we're all talking.

816
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 3: About as the Delta family.

817
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: I really want to get to, you know, platinum. I'm

818
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: going to work towards it this year. I'm really going

819
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: to make sure that it's all on one, you know, account,

820
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: because sometimes it's.

821
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 3: What is it?

822
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: You know?

823
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: You know, I just gotta put the skymalls numbering, you know,

824
00:36:54,200 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 3: sometimes I don't know hard word in the buy the tickets,

825
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 3: never buying from that.

826
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: But then that's how you get. That's how it's immediately

827
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 2: linked to your account and they give you multiple options

828
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 2: or call Delta and then have them book the flight

829
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 2: for you and then it goes into your account.

830
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 3: Where is this nineteen ninety two?

831
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: I call all the time. If I have to make changes,

832
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 2: I'm calling Delta.

833
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 3: All The flight attendant is having an attitude because you're like.

834
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 2: Oh, he's so nice, though I'm always like like, hey, Debbie,

835
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 2: how are you, how's your day? I learned about this

836
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 2: woman Debbie's grandkids?

837
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 3: Million?

838
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 2: Is that my problem? Should I be? Should I take

839
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: on your New Year's resolution? And just trying to be

840
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 2: a bit?

841
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 3: I really do want to be a bit not going well,

842
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 3: it's going well, No, it's I mean literally, when I

843
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 3: was in North Carolina, it was clear that these women

844
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 3: are like, you know, attracted to my girlfriend. And I

845
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 3: should have been like like hissing.

846
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: Like start drooling, you know, following at the mout like

847
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: scratching them or whatever. But you know, I'm a girls girl,

848
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, my girlfriend's hot. You want a picture,

849
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: like you guys can take a picture together.

850
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 3: You want a picture, Yeah, I'm taking pictures of all

851
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 3: the girls opposite.

852
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

853
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: So hard to be literally the complete opposite a bit.

854
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: If I can't train you, no one can.

855
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 3: They got you there. There's no you got me there.

856
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: That's why husband mentioned every time we say I mete

857
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 1: his name take a shot. Yes, I talked Ana this

858
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: morning after you spoke to me. Yeah, and then I

859
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: tried calling you back, but I think you're already out.

860
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 3: I just want to call me. Well, I told you

861
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 3: yesterday you did and did you pick did you pick up?

862
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: No?

863
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 3: Do not no, no, But we did talk yesterday morning.

864
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 3: I think yes we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

865
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 4: You know what.

866
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: That's another mass. It's like you are so busy. We're

867
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: all busy, but like, especially are very busy. How do

868
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: you talk to all these people and every day? That's

869
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: how I feel about you, because Sidy, you have seventeen

870
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: group chests that you in. I just always assume that

871
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: you're busy.

872
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 2: I'm always out of town, but I'm always available on

873
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: the phone.

874
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:06,959
Speaker 3: Okay.

875
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: All that to say, if you see any of us

876
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: on a flight, you know, go ahead cent a drink

877
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: or say I love that episode whatever we're watching.

878
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

879
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: I take pictures like the like a lot of Usually

880
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 2: in the flights, the crew recognizes me and they ask

881
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 2: for pictures, and I always take pictures, not to calling

882
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 2: the crew gay. No. Sometimes it's like I don't think.

883
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 2: Like I I was on a flight to London and

884
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 2: everyone like midway through the flight, like I was waiting

885
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 2: for the bathroom and this girl just turns to me,

886
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: one of the flight attendants. She was like, are you

887
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 2: doing shows? And I was like, oh god, what was that,

888
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, what was I doing? Did I

889
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 2: look stupid? Like? How you know what I mean?

890
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 3: Like, why do you want life for the bathroom in

891
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 3: first class?

892
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 2: No, you didn't look stupid.

893
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're doing shows. You obviously you're working, right,

894
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 3: this doesn't feel like, you know, you're just going to hang.

895
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 2: You know.

896
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, you should have said said that, yo.

897
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: Matteo, you could really could you imagine you're in the

898
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: air and she's like, oh my god, it's such.

899
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 2: A They're like, oh my god, Sigourney was much nice.

900
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, I don't know. Is it

901
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 3: hard to be mean?

902
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I've seen people. It's it's really just because of

903
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: being a waitress. I see how nasty people are, and

904
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: it just I'm like hyper aware of like, thank you,

905
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: what's your name?

906
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 3: No, I'm not talking about it. I'm sorrying.

907
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: Hey, she's not at the top of the list. There's

908
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: people who are.

909
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 3: Not as famous as her.

910
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: Fucking disgusting. I'm not talking about celebrities. I'm talking about people,

911
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,439
Speaker 1: people who are regular people, just regular job, regular life,

912
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: and I usually don't get as soon as they get

913
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: in a restaurant that has waffles and pancakes.

914
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 3: They lose their fucking mind. Waffles and pancakes.

915
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 2: That's the tip.

916
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 3: I mean, it's the smallest things. It's the people who

917
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 3: can I ketchup. Never were water. This is not clean.

918
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: Oh wait I ordered something like just like two seconds ago.

919
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 3: Why is it a year right now?

920
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: We went to the diner a week ago and we're

921
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: all sitting there at the table. Waitress comes over, you

922
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: guys ready, We're not ready. She turns around and walks away.

923
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: Rosebud is already trying to order in the back of

924
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: her hand.

925
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 2: She didn't even give us a chance to she She was.

926
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: Like, you guys ready, and we were like, she just

927
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: started walking away and I never remember that because, hey,

928
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: y'all see I'm coming up here.

929
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: I'm about to ask you. Oh y'all chatting y'all just

930
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 3: win her over, I mean eventually singing. That's how we

931
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 3: got her.

932
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: And we got her back. Yeah.

933
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 3: Cit He's like, what's your name? And she's like, chatting

934
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 3: with is joe.

935
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 2: Anne, but it's spelled or something.

936
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're like, by Joe Anne.

937
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: Anyway, she was over us, and then it felt like

938
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: she wasn't really writing anything down and everyone at the

939
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: table's ordering out of order, and I said, oh, she's

940
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: definitely about to throw this noopad at us.

941
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 3: But she remembered every single thing that we asked.

942
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: I usually meet people where they're at like I. I

943
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 2: always start nice, but then if they're like really sharp,

944
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: I mean back, then I just match them.

945
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: You have to understand if somebody is working, they're dealing

946
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: with so many people and they're taking on their energy,

947
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: and it's like, by the twentieth person, somebody has been

948
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: fucking routie you and treating you like you're the dirt

949
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: underneath their shoe.

950
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just gonna be hard to be like, Hi,

951
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 3: how are you?

952
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 2: Oh?

953
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 3: My god, probably hurt. I don't know how to shoe

954
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 3: alow they come by.

955
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 2: I always asked the waiter, how are you, how are

956
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 2: you feeling? How was your night? Like trying to make

957
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 2: conversation anymore all the same because we also work in

958
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 2: at night life and night life. You know, we're with

959
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 2: audiences that we're dealing with drunks. We're getting things thrown

960
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 2: at us, like we get it. You know, the cellar

961
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 2: you've ever liked? The how many clubs? My god almost

962
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 2: choked myself. You never had like drunks you've dealt with,

963
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 2: and people yelling at you, and.

964
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 3: The ist thing somebody has said to you.

965
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 2: At the stand years ago, the old one on eighteenth

966
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 2: Street and Third Avenue. The it was like a one

967
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: am show and there was barely anybody in the audience

968
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: with these three guys, and they were talking throughout my

969
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: whole set, and I was like, I said something. I

970
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 2: was like, oh, like something I'm on, Like are you

971
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 2: guys like not paying attention or something like that, and

972
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 2: they were they called me a fagot and then out

973
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: loud yeah, And I literally said, I don't know one.

974
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 3: At your own show.

975
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: This is a showcase show on a Saturday night, like

976
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 2: at the Stand, And so I said, you know, being

977
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 2: a young comic and inexperience, thinking I'm tough, I said, faggot.

978
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 3: I go.

979
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 2: You guys are three men sitting at a table with

980
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 2: no women in here, watching a gay guy perform. So

981
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 2: who's the fagot?

982
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 3: Now?

983
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: They stood up and started approaching the stage, and I

984
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: bolted because there was there used to be like a

985
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: little exit to the kitchen, and so I just bolted.

986
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 2: I ran back there and I hid in the kitchen

987
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: next to the dishwasher for like forty minutes until they left.

988
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 3: Forty minutes.

989
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 2: I was scared, and I was like talking to Adele

990
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: and she was like, well, don't worry, like we'll take

991
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: care of blah blah blah. But yeah, I was probably

992
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 2: like in twenty sixteen or something like that.

993
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 3: That was a long time ago friend, ten years ago

994
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 3: to twenty sixteen challenge.

995
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, the twenty sixteen challenge.

996
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: Did you look at any of your old photos? Yeah?

997
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 2: It was I looked insane.

998
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 3: Everybody did.

999
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: I didn't see many people who were like, ooh, you eat.

1000
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: Like everybody looked like their first draft for themselves. I

1001
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: don't know, ten years from now, I'm gonna look back

1002
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: and be like, oh look at me. Yes, you know,

1003
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: because my goal for this year is to become the

1004
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: hottest self possible.

1005
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 2: How much hotter can you gets?

1006
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 3: We go fund out after the break, we'll be right back.

1007
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 2: Ding ding Dean.

1008
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 3: I was neck and.

1009
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what's your mess?

1010
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1011
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 2: That was my mess? S n l oh, I could

1012
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 2: change it.

1013
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 3: What are the famous people have you met? Let's talk

1014
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 3: about that.

1015
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 2: I met Zach Efron at the seller. I had dinner

1016
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 2: with Matt Damon at the Cellar. What. Yeah, he was

1017
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 2: with his wife and they were at Tom Papa's show

1018
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 2: and they saw me performed Jennifer, Jennifer Hudson and Jennifer Garner.

1019
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 3: That's right now. What's that like?

1020
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 2: So you're an owl?

1021
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 3: I love I saw this Matt Damon. Matt Damon is

1022
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: in born identity, right.

1023
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, one of the whites.

1024
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 3: Girl, Come on, I'm the one. I just want to

1025
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 3: make sure. I think I'm getting him mixed up with somebody. Okay,

1026
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 3: we don't know. I was thinking of Matthew McConaughey. Yes, yeah, Oh.

1027
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 3: I met Matthew mcconaughe at snl ones before or after

1028
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 3: the Oscar say hair, Yeah, she's studying. I've seen her

1029
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 3: at Rose Bars. She's I met Barbara from Shark Tank

1030
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 3: at the Cellar.

1031
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 2: The little lady with the short hair, the one that

1032
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 2: talks like this and the one that job's ready to

1033
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 2: go in and out.

1034
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 3: How was she?

1035
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 2: Well, so the whole because I had a whole bit

1036
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 2: about her. So the staff was freaking out. They're like,

1037
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 2: oh my god, I tell you you have to go

1038
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 2: and stage Barbara from Shark Tanks down there. So I

1039
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: went on there and I was like, guys, I was like,

1040
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 2: there's a very famous person here, Barbara, and she's like,

1041
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 2: oh boy. And I was like, and it's like, I

1042
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,919
Speaker 2: think like two thousand and twenty or twenty one or something.

1043
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 2: And I said, Barbara, I said, I haven't I have

1044
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 2: an idea for an app. I forget what it was.

1045
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: I think it was. I forget some gay joke. And

1046
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: then very she goes, I think it sucked, and everyone laughed,

1047
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 2: like it is ever you she said it. I was like,

1048
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: what do you think of my idea? She guys it

1049
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 2: sucked and everyone laughed, and so I was like, cool

1050
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 2: Barbara from a shark tank. Mariah and an elevator. I

1051
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 2: met Mariah for an MTV show.

1052
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 3: Did she let you look at her? Yes?

1053
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: And she looked beautiful and she well, she was in

1054
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 2: the corner and she was lit, and she was lit

1055
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 2: on the elevator. They put a whole lighting.

1056
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 3: Thing in for her camera in the elevator level of

1057
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 3: this is out. Yeah, I want my me and you

1058
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 3: can't look at me on this side.

1059
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: Well that was on that side, so she couldn't turn

1060
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: to me. So when she would talk to me, she

1061
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: would like lean in because I look, everyone was losing

1062
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 2: their minds, but we're dealing with adrenaline all the time,

1063
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: so I was a bit more calm. So I would

1064
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: say something like, oh, how is your recent tour in China?

1065
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 2: And she go fine, and then a wait, do it again?

1066
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 2: And every once in a while, like a hand would

1067
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 2: come out with like a makeup brush and just like

1068
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 2: do it and sort of pearl back into the corner.

1069
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: What is the makeup artist really doing? She's not breaking

1070
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: a sweat, but they're a just thing.

1071
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, thinks she's.

1072
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe makes her comfortable. She looks amazing, I'd say

1073
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 2: Mariah Carrey, like, sure she was wearing makeup, but like

1074
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 2: so is everyone. But she does not look like she

1075
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: has all this work, not like she looks naturally just beautiful.

1076
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 2: And she's she did a whistle.

1077
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 3: Note on the elevator. Did you do one? No? She

1078
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 3: did not?

1079
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 2: Yes she did?

1080
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 3: Did you do one too?

1081
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: I can't do it now. I'm like exhausted.

1082
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: Blast just bro.

1083
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 2: Of all her songs, Sidney, you picked Never Too Far

1084
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 2: from the Glitter soundtrack, I love that. I love that song.

1085
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I honestly love Never Too Far Away.

1086
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: And I hate that having happened, because if that would

1087
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: have never happened, I really do think that Glitter would

1088
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: have gotten to the place where it needed to be.

1089
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 3: I've never seen glitter.

1090
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 2: It's it's fine.

1091
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 3: Brat was in it, like it's camp.

1092
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 2: That she was. One of her friends was in it.

1093
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 3: Goes to my gym.

1094
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, she plays like the singer that Mariah like lip

1095
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 2: sync towards. She's like, you don't need them, They're just background, yo.

1096
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: But that's it. It's got a great album. The Glitter

1097
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 2: album is unbelievable. Love it lead the way heard it.

1098
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 3: And Mariah can act down. I don't care what anybody said.

1099
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: She was really good and wise girls, and she was great,

1100
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: im precious. She was good, impressed, fresh on. They had

1101
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: looking like a social worker. That's where they turned her

1102
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: light off. They said, hey, they.

1103
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 2: Turned the light off. They gave her a really bad wig.

1104
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 2: She had a little mustache.

1105
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 3: She was a social worker.

1106
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: I know it would be crazy if it was Mariah

1107
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 2: care because.

1108
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 3: You're a sexy social worker.

1109
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 2: Well no, but I'm just saying that's what I'm saying.

1110
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,760
Speaker 2: It was on Mariah.

1111
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 3: I forgot she was imprecious. I did not all about

1112
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 3: that she did a great job, amazing job. And that's

1113
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 3: the thing.

1114
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: And you know what's crazy is because sometimes as as

1115
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 1: like performers or actors or whatever, people will put projects

1116
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: in front of you and you're like, this this is

1117
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: you know, this is great, but this is nothing.

1118
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fine.

1119
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: And then because she probably had no idea, yeah, just

1120
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 1: you don't want to try out some stuff.

1121
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 2: Well, I think the role was originally supposed to go

1122
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 2: to who's that British lady? They were supposed to go

1123
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: to somebody else, and then she dropped out and they

1124
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: had two weeks, and so they reached out to Mariah

1125
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 2: and so in two weeks she learned that role and

1126
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 2: did it.

1127
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 3: And people call her.

1128
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: I mean, she is a diva, you know, rightfully so,

1129
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: but if somebody called you and they were like, if

1130
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: we shoulding this in two weeks, can you do it?

1131
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you could have called me before. I

1132
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 1: wouldn't know that I'm the backup, you know what I mean?

1133
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 2: Right? But I think Maria wanted to prove after Glitter

1134
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 2: that she really can't act. She was great and wise girls, and.

1135
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 3: What I'm saying she said yes and delivered, delivered? Has

1136
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: that ever happened to you?

1137
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: Like somebody I'm filling in for somebody else? What are

1138
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 2: you talking about?

1139
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: It's a lie, Ma, You're not feeling it for nobody

1140
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,959
Speaker 1: right exactly, only want Ma Teal Lane, Elizabeth Lane?

1141
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you making that face? Are you making that face? Potato?

1142
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 2: I mean, there's been plenty of stuff. It's like, you know,

1143
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: so and so couldn't make it, can you? I'm like, sure,

1144
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 2: I'll show up.

1145
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 3: That's a good thing about you. It's like you you

1146
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 3: love your job.

1147
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 2: That's interesting.

1148
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 3: I invited you to do my show, and you said

1149
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 3: you were gonna come because it's at ten pm.

1150
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 2: You said it was ten minutes. Said I'm a man

1151
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 2: of a certain age.

1152
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 3: No you went.

1153
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 2: I took your lead. I took your lead the way

1154
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 2: we run the tape back. I said that you are

1155
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:23,439
Speaker 2: the father.

1156
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and camera, and you know I can run now.

1157
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,919
Speaker 3: I went to the gym today, work Yeah.

1158
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 2: Same.

1159
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: I like this top.

1160
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 3: It's zippers on the neck and zippers on the It's

1161
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 3: zippers everywhere. And I didn't wear a bra. So it's

1162
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 3: come on show the people, only fans, Come on, y'all

1163
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,959
Speaker 3: deserve let's go I want to get my books done again,

1164
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 3: so I'm prepping for that.

1165
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna get him done again?

1166
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 3: To change the size, Well, you're supposed to change them

1167
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 3: out every ten years.

1168
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: Obviously it's been more and because you know, I've gained weight,

1169
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: I've lost weight, and so you know when you when

1170
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: a woman is leaning over and if they have fake boobs,

1171
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: they ripple.

1172
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 3: You know that You've seen that. I do.

1173
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that was that was that was very

1174
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: prevalent in the in the nineties because there was like

1175
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: they had those saline boobs and that's the original ones

1176
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: that I had, which is just like, you know, sailing water.

1177
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 3: But I'm going to get salen is tears.

1178
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1179
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 3: Isn't salen Isn't that what comes out of our eyes? Tears?

1180
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 2: Salt water? Yeah, it's like what they put into when

1181
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 2: you need to hydrate.

1182
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 3: Aren't your tears salted? It's it's like it's like pedialyte. Okay,

1183
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 3: But yeah, I want to I want to get them

1184
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 3: done and I'm trying to figure out if I'm going

1185
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 3: to go bigger or smaller.

1186
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: Wow boobs, there's supposed to be a thirty two double

1187
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 1: d Okay, but they don't look like they're thirty two double.

1188
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 3: That's mess Like matero, your boobs look bigger than me,

1189
00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 3: then my than my?

1190
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 2: He is that shade?

1191
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: I don't know?

1192
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,760
Speaker 3: Well he has pegs, Yeah, worked.

1193
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 2: Them out, shade, I do, Yeah, thirty two double d

1194
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 2: over here ohole.

1195
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 3: Right.

1196
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,439
Speaker 1: At the other day, we were sitting around the table

1197
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: and I was there was some lady with really big

1198
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 1: boobs by me, and I said, girl, what's sounds bra

1199
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: you wear?

1200
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 3: And then everybody just started going around the table saying

1201
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 3: what their bras's eye was.

1202
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: And all of the men were kind of like, m

1203
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: nothing about this is sexy, and it's like, we're not

1204
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: supposed to be sexy.

1205
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 3: She just said she wears a g I know her

1206
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 3: back hurts, it does it's her.

1207
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 2: I mean, especially growing up with a lot of women

1208
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 2: in my family and I'm gay, there's just a lot

1209
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 2: of conversation about boobs and bras. Everyone's talking about their boobs.

1210
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 3: And the thing is is that I mean, And when

1211
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 3: these women were talking about boobs and bras, that didn't

1212
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 3: be like, oh, that's interesting. It was like, oh that's

1213
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 3: what it was.

1214
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 2: Just like I thought all women just talked about their

1215
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: boobs all day and it.

1216
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 3: Was like, yuck.

1217
00:53:59,400 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 2: That boob.

1218
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 3: You a boob guy.

1219
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm saying they're attractive. They look good on women,

1220
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 2: they look very they the silhouette and everything. Yeah, have

1221
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 2: you ever felt boobs? Of course he's a gay man.

1222
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 3: Gay man, y'all could touch all over. I don't do

1223
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 3: that though, Oh no, no you don't. You're not very touching.

1224
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: No, I mean I touched, but I'm not one of

1225
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 2: those like because I'm gay, I can't do that.

1226
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 1: It's like, no, no, that's you're a very well consent

1227
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: and asking you. I mean you worry about everything, so

1228
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: of course you're about everything. You brace my shoulder, Oh

1229
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: my god. It's like.

1230
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 3: I wanted to ask when you were like traveling. You know,

1231
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 3: you're in the airport a lot. Have you ever had

1232
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 3: a moment in the airport where you're like, I need

1233
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 3: to start traveling like private, Like I need more money?

1234
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 3: Do you need more money? Let's talk about it.

1235
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 2: I think no, I don't. I just want to make

1236
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: sure at this point now, like it's been I've been

1237
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 2: doing Santa since two thousand and nine. Yeah, yeah, and

1238
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 2: you're in airports every single week now I do just

1239
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 2: fly first class because I'm like number one, I'm like,

1240
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: I want to be comfortable when I get to the show.

1241
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,720
Speaker 2: But number two, like when you're in an air airport

1242
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 2: every week, you know that you're diamond Madlley, you're gonna

1243
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,760
Speaker 2: get upgraded anyways. But yeah, that is something. But private, No, you'll.

1244
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: Book a coach seat and get book booked up or

1245
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: where where do you book?

1246
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 2: Sometimes you can do you have to do the one

1247
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 2: below and then see if you're eligible for upgrade, but

1248
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 2: usually you are, or I'll just buy if I don't know,

1249
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 2: if it's like a bit like if I'm flying to like,

1250
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 2: I don't know, Saint Louis, it's not always like a

1251
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 2: packed plane. So yeah, you know, you can buy the

1252
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 2: lower seat and they'll upgrade you. But if I'm flying

1253
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 2: to like LA or San Francisco or Chicago, anywhere that

1254
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 2: a lot of people are going in those places, then

1255
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: I'll just buy it.

1256
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 3: Damn I've been upgraded.

1257
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: Oh the last time I flew to San Francisco, they

1258
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: upgraded me to first class, and I was.

1259
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 3: Like, I'm better than y'all. And I sat and I

1260
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 3: was flat on my bag.

1261
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 2: What was your meal? What meals you get.

1262
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 3: Oh what was my meal? I don't remember. I know

1263
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 3: that they gave me a warm chocolate chip cookie right

1264
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 3: before we leave.

1265
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 2: Yes, and they've gotten better by the way, and I

1266
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 2: burnt my mouth.

1267
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 3: I was like, literally like choking to death.

1268
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 2: Do you have espresso in first class on Delta?

1269
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,439
Speaker 3: I had no idea?

1270
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just found out. Well order I had.

1271
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,720
Speaker 3: I had shake check in the sky in first class

1272
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 3: flight Miami.

1273
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 2: I had check yesterday the sky sky chack Delta now

1274
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 2: does shake check is a meal sometimes?

1275
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to say I need more money. The

1276
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: lady gave me the shake.

1277
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: I said, are there fries?

1278
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 3: And can I have a milkshake? She said, no, girl,

1279
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 3: the chips are the fries.

1280
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 2: I said, oh, it's hard to do French fries traveling

1281
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: like to make them crispy.

1282
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: I don't think they did give me a bag of

1283
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: potato chips.

1284
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 2: I flew United yesterday and they were like the flight

1285
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,359
Speaker 2: attendant was. I couldn't tell if she was like out

1286
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,439
Speaker 2: of it or like what was going on? She was nice,

1287
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 2: but she was like you know, but I was like, oh,

1288
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 2: what's the meal? Well, we only have one mail option.

1289
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 2: It's pasta Elfredo or something with some kind of sauce.

1290
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 2: I loved her. I had a good time.

1291
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: So you flew into Newark, I was.

1292
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 2: I flew into La Guardia.

1293
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: So the day after they bumped me to first class

1294
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: to fly to San Francisco. The next day it snowed

1295
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: in New York. My flight got canceled. The only flight

1296
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: they could get me on was a United flight into Newark.

1297
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: I was economy, middle c road thirty eight in the

1298
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: I was the first class yesterday eating cookies.

1299
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 3: Today I'm poor. I'm in the back with the horse sad.

1300
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 3: And I landed.

1301
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 2: I was playing of Miami and my flight got canceled

1302
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 2: and they moved me on another flight that was going

1303
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 2: to Atlanta, then Atlanta to Miami. And so that's the

1304
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 2: people at Delta were like, we can just catch you

1305
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 2: on a flight to Fort Lauderdale. Uh, you know it's

1306
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 2: an hour drive to Miami. Oh yeah, that's fine. But

1307
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 2: I was sitting in the emergency row and I'm sitting

1308
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 2: there and.

1309
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 3: Did you say yes when a verbal?

1310
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah when they come by,

1311
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 2: I can't stand.

1312
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 3: The people are like, hey, so we're gonna need a verbal,

1313
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 3: just like no, we're gonna have to hear it. And

1314
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 3: they're like, why are you fighting the fight?

1315
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 2: And just say yes, just say yes, just say yes.

1316
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 3: If the plane crashes, you don't actually have to help.

1317
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 2: Why right, because we're all gonna be screaming, right, ripping

1318
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 2: our hair out, yelling, beating people.

1319
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,479
Speaker 1: And I hate when they're like, in a plane crash,

1320
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: the people in the background more likely to survive.

1321
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 3: It's like, we all gonna die. We're all dying.

1322
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 2: I'll die with a nice burger in my mouth.

1323
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 3: Let me tell you one thing. I won't be up.

1324
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: I will be not.

1325
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 2: Sidney will be the only survivor because her body resisted

1326
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 2: the impact because she was sleeping, and she'll wake up

1327
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 2: with water. I'm like, what happened.

1328
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 3: We're like, do you guys have any sun chips?

1329
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 2: The bis GoF floats by? Oh, thank god, thank god.

1330
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 2: I was so mad because there's extra space in front

1331
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 2: of us, right, and so it's me and just this

1332
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 2: lady sitting next to us. And so we take off

1333
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 2: and she was on the plane with like, I don't know,

1334
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: like fifteen of her friends. So we're sitting there and

1335
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 2: then one comes by and they're chatting and chatting and chatting,

1336
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: and I'm like, all right, this will probably last like

1337
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 2: ten minutes or whatever. Then the next one comes by.

1338
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 2: Now they're in my space. Three of them are standing

1339
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 2: in front of me, in my space, and I'm like, okay,

1340
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 2: Like at some point, like when you're flying normal, like

1341
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 2: there's no space in front of you so you can't stand,

1342
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 2: you know, but there's there's enough space that they're not

1343
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 2: in anyone's way for the flight attendants. Now it's forty

1344
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 2: five minutes, the three of them are staying there. They're

1345
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 2: all in my space. Finally I just go, guys, come on,

1346
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 2: and the woman looks at you. She goes, are we

1347
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 2: disturbing you?

1348
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1349
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like yeah.

1350
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 3: I was like, you know.

1351
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 2: Then they walk away and then I felt bad and

1352
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 2: the woman was like, I'm so sorry. I'm like no,

1353
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know, da da da and this and that,

1354
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 2: and then we then her and I became friends. But

1355
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 2: then I was but it was annoying. I was like,

1356
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,959
Speaker 2: I can't even listen to this video game podcast because

1357
00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:00,439
Speaker 2: there's too Yeah, you were doing very where it works,

1358
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 2: doing such important right, but I'm like, just because there's

1359
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 2: space in front of me, doesn't mean that, like there

1360
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 2: can be a whole peanut gallery. You guys have respect,

1361
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 2: Like I would never stand like inches away from someone

1362
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 2: in front of the entire like that's kind of rude.

1363
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about people who are in the

1364
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: window seat who pass out.

1365
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 3: We're in the sky, the sun is burned, my rentina

1366
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 3: shut the.

1367
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 2: Blood, shut it warm sunshine, or people that open their window.

1368
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 2: It's like six a m. You guys want to be

1369
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 2: in the.

1370
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 3: Dark, okay, sleeping?

1371
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 2: You also in the place? Send me someone's next to

1372
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 2: next to me?

1373
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 3: I want to be warm. It's calling in this bitch.

1374
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 3: Put on a hoodie before you get to the airport.

1375
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: Hey, we have messages, all right, Yeah, help us with

1376
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: some messages. When you went message, I won't close the blines.

1377
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 1: I'll talk to the flat and said, hey, can you

1378
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 1: get them shut it a little bit? And then they'll

1379
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 1: try to and I'll be.

1380
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 3: Like, no, we can't because she's silver medallion exactly exactly.

1381
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, silver medallion and silver medallion wants the

1382
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: window if you're sleeping, shut the blind, raise the roof

1383
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: if you're sleeping, raised the fucking roof. Okay, is it

1384
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: mass that I hate my sister's boyfriend. Hey, Marie and Sydney,

1385
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get straight to the point.

1386
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1387
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: Uh is it mass that I hate my sister's boyfriend.

1388
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: They've been dating for a little more than a year,

1389
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: and I've tried to come around to him, but I

1390
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: just can't. We don't get along as friends. He's not

1391
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: nearly as funny as my sister and I, and he

1392
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: holds a grudge like no other. When we first met,

1393
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,439
Speaker 1: I made a joke about how he makes more money

1394
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: than us, but he took it in a wrong way.

1395
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 3: What wrong wick it?

1396
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: And hasn't let go of it since. So to top

1397
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: it all off, he made her pay for her own

1398
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: birthday dinner.

1399
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 2: Bitch what.

1400
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 1: He's not the worst guy she's dated? Oh shit, that's

1401
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 1: this is bigger than I thought. But I don't like him,

1402
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 1: and neither do any of our friends. They went on

1403
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: a break for a month and got back together recently,

1404
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: and my sister and I had a huge fight about it.

1405
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: She thinks it's selfish of me to not want to

1406
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 1: hang out with him, but I just don't see how

1407
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: he can change that much in a month. A few

1408
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 1: days after the fight, we made up. But now I'm

1409
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 1: not allowed to criticize him or comment on the relationship

1410
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 1: in front of her. Should I suck it up and

1411
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,439
Speaker 1: hang out with him anyway? Because I know he makes

1412
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: her happy? Is this mess of just living thanks ladies?

1413
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 2: Mess?

1414
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 3: How does it make? How does he make her happy?

1415
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 3: If she got to pay for her home birthday dinner?

1416
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 2: Right? Ew?

1417
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, I ain't never gonna not talk about that. Girl.

1418
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: Remember when we was doing Happy Birthday too, and then

1419
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: you had to put your card down?

1420
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 3: Do you remember that? Oh my god, I love that.

1421
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 3: That was so fun? Right?

1422
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1423
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly true.

1424
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 2: I'm like girl, because I was before all that, I

1425
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 2: was like, oh, you know, you shouldn't like let your

1426
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 2: sister day who she wants to date, don't get involved.

1427
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 2: And then she brought him the facts and I was like,

1428
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 2: well he sounds like a real piece of shit.

1429
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 3: Well she also said he holds a grudge like no other.

1430
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: So he's really the reason why your sister won't like,

1431
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 1: doesn't want you to talk about him.

1432
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 3: So you mad because we said that you're making more

1433
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 3: money than us, So are you not?

1434
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 2: So you're not making Wait a minute, if he's making

1435
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,919
Speaker 2: more money than why didn't he pay for the dinner

1436
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 2: to prove a point?

1437
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 3: Girl, drop him?

1438
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: Drop him.

1439
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 3: It's the sister's boyfriend.

1440
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, the sister to show this clip to your sister. Yeah.

1441
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 1: Also again, like I said, I do not think that

1442
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 1: any nobody has to be friends with people's significant others.

1443
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 1: We could be cordial cordials time doing, but this, we

1444
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: gotta be friends.

1445
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 3: We in a group chat. We hanging out on the

1446
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 3: weekend every other week.

1447
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 2: No.

1448
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: It like like, my girlfriend does not need Marie's phone number,

1449
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: but I will give it to her. Like if you're

1450
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: my emergency contact, but you apparently you don't me. Who's

1451
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: your emergency contact?

1452
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 3: Carolina is still my emergency Come, Carolina is the worst

1453
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 3: emergency contact than me. She picks up the phone.

1454
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 1: Her phone is always on three percent battery, sist it

1455
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 1: dies every time I talk to her on the phone.

1456
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 3: Well, at least she's a mother.

1457
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, she's a mom. Now, she's a mom.

1458
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 3: She opens up. Un Like you who's on d I'm not.

1459
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 2: I'm on dragons.

1460
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I'm sleep, you know what, Leave it that way,

1461
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's okoy MATEO I.

1462
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 3: Mean do you I mean you can you use yours

1463
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 3: emergency content. Sure you're not here.

1464
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Well emergency content, I mean, like, who's a

1465
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 2: good emergency contact me?

1466
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 3: No, she's not here.

1467
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 1: She's also traveling, you guys, are Carolina is here? Carolena

1468
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: is literally traveling right now? Well she Thank god, I'm

1469
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 1: not in an emergency.

1470
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 3: Thank god.

1471
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: The emergency is you need a new emergency by emergency

1472
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: contact Nick your mom?

1473
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 2: Nick, I wouldn't trust with a plant. When I got

1474
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 2: my hair surgery, I came out he ate all my

1475
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 2: food that I'm supposed to eat after surgery, and then said,

1476
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 2: let's got one's allow hand. What food they give you?

1477
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 2: Like sugar and like snacks and stuff because you have

1478
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 2: eaten all.

1479
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 3: Day, like the sugar cubes like a horse. H your

1480
01:04:52,120 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 3: sugar cube? I mean, mateo, do you you want people

1481
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 3: to be friends with the people you date or you're

1482
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 3: okay with it?

1483
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, we've all dealt with the situation where

1484
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 2: your friend is dating someone that you don't like. We've

1485
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 2: all been in the situation where you date someone that

1486
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 2: your friends don't like. You know what I'm saying, And

1487
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 2: it is like awkward, But I also think that there's

1488
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 2: space to like people should have times where your significant

1489
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,439
Speaker 2: other comes with you and your friends, but then there's

1490
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 2: three times with just your friends, because there is something

1491
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 2: about just like a group friendship where you just want

1492
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 2: to be with each other, and if the significant other

1493
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 2: is there, sometimes it can mess up the energy.

1494
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 3: I think she should take her sister to dinner. You

1495
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 3: got to pay. Take your sister at dinner. Tell her

1496
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 3: why you don't like this man.

1497
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:39,720
Speaker 2: It sounds like she knows and she doesn't want to

1498
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 2: hear it.

1499
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: Tell her again.

1500
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 3: Tell her.

1501
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 2: Everybody's always ready to hear that's the problem. Is like

1502
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 2: she could say it till she's blue in the face.

1503
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 2: And I feel like she thinks she's risking her relationship

1504
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 2: with her sister.

1505
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: Because they're always going to fight. They're always going to argue.

1506
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: Me and my sister fight every.

1507
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 3: Time we travel.

1508
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,959
Speaker 2: Literally, what do you argue about?

1509
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 3: Oh, she says, I've been mean to her her entire life.

1510
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 3: I'm like your entire life.

1511
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: Why don't you say something in two thousand and six,

1512
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: what are we talking about this twenty years late? Like what?

1513
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 2: But we also lose very much like we're gonna do

1514
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 2: this today, Let's do that today.

1515
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 1: No, because then we went to So we got into

1516
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: an argument in Houston, big fight in the hotel room.

1517
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 1: It's like two o'clock in the morning. Security knocks on

1518
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 1: the door, Hey, we got a noise complain. I like,

1519
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 1: I get to knock on the door. I throw a

1520
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 1: wig on real quick.

1521
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 3: I entered the door.

1522
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, you got I'm like, it won't happen again.

1523
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to turn the wig around. Like then a

1524
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: few weeks later we go to Miami. We got to

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Speaker 1: do an argument again in Miami. And it's like the

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01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: same kind of stuff. So sisters are all and no

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01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,400
Speaker 1: one fights how sisters fight, right.

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01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 2: But because that's unconditional love that you know that you're

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01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 2: going to be back.

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01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: But also no one can push your buttons like us.

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01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: Because my sister knows exactly what to say. You know,

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01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: I don't know this work on myself. I'm you know,

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01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 1: I've been in there.

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01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 3: Would she be saying, let me go text her?

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01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 2: So I know what to say? And that's why you

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01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:00,919
Speaker 2: though I wouldn't even know, like to watch YouTube fight.

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01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 2: That's some pretty sharp personalities there. Yeah.

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01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 3: Oh, Sydney saw me and my sister fight once. It

1539
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 3: scarred her for a lot I was scared.

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01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna call mom Sidney scar like this,

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01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 1: it's scarred Sydney for I was like, yeah.

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01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 3: I don't like how y'all get down, just not for me.

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01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 3: I said, hey, guys, I'm gonna go.

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01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: And you know what, my sister is still mad about

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01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 1: that argument that happened in Yeah, I mean like that happened.

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01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 3: All I know. I was like, that's why you need

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01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,120
Speaker 3: to eat or something like that. You were because she was.

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01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: She was like, in the middle of training, she's angry,

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01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: she's weighing chicken breast on a scale, she's wearing a

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01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 1: waist trainer.

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01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 3: You're right. She had on a.

1552
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,919
Speaker 2: Called like like a I know what you're talking about.

1553
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get ready to go out with my homegirl.

1554
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: My sister's like whatever, you know what I'm saying. So

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01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: no one fights house sister's fight.

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01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 2: But also so she's got car plant. She say whatever

1557
01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 2: she wants to her sister without risking a relationship.

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01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 3: She's not raaching the relationship.

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01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: I think it's worse to let your sister spend more

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01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 1: time with a guy that you know is not right

1561
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 1: for her, because she even he's not the worst person

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01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 1: she's dated. Listen, hey can an event. People got to

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01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 1: go through what they got to go through. It's not

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01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 1: for us to stop them or be they super sab

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01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: a hole. They gonna do what they want to do.

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01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,600
Speaker 3: So you've grown you an adult. You want to be

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01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 3: with a dusty as man girl.

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01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 2: You like it?

1569
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 3: I love it because it's like, I'm not going to

1570
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 3: be stressing myself out going back and forth with you.

1571
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 3: You're not listen to me anyway. I know.

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01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:31,680
Speaker 2: Well that is a problem. Is like you sometimes like

1573
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:34,680
Speaker 2: hold the emotional weight between you yourself and someone your

1574
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,040
Speaker 2: a relationship, whether it's a sister, whether it's a boyfriend,

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01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 2: et cetera, and you start to feel like you have

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01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 2: to make decisions with them because it effects soon. In reality,

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01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 2: it kind of doesn't like your sister's going to make

1578
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 2: the decisions she's going to make.

1579
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,240
Speaker 1: You know, you can share with her how you feel.

1580
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 1: But then after that, she said it's not just her.

1581
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 1: She said I don't like him, and neither do any

1582
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: of our friends. They went on a break for a

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01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,600
Speaker 1: month and got back together recently, so.

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01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 3: They all.

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01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 1: Maybe just hey, hey, this is my thing, said she

1586
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 1: don't like him anyway, past past assault.

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01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 3: Is he verbally abusing you? Is he hitting you? Is

1588
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 3: he is he? Is he shitting in the bed like

1589
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 3: those things he making you come that hard? No, no happen.

1590
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 3: If those three things are like no, no, no, no no,

1591
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 3: then it's like I can't stop you from dating the person.

1592
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 3: If he's not in the bed, he can he can

1593
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:30,360
Speaker 3: stay if he's if he ship okay, wait, he ships

1594
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 3: in the bed.

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01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: If he ships in the bed, but he's not verbally

1596
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: or hit verbally or physically abusing No, no, no, no no.

1597
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 2: In the bed is an act that.

1598
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:42,520
Speaker 3: Somebody sometimes.

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01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 1: Birthday, you know, and and all that note Matteo, I'm

1600
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 1: so glad you got back in the building.

1601
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, be on video and less us.

1602
01:09:55,439 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 3: But all of your mas Matayo, what do you have

1603
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 3: coming out? Where can people catch you?

1604
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 2: When does this come out?

1605
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 3: We don't know.

1606
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,640
Speaker 2: I'm on tour right now and you can see me

1607
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 2: in all places like Grand Rapids and Indianapolis and UH Detroit,

1608
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 2: the uh San Antonio and Houston. So go to matayolane

1609
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:17,880
Speaker 2: Coomedy dot com.

1610
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 3: Oh that's two days before my show that Matato's not doing.

1611
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 3: But you've been you've been promoting it. So it people

1612
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 3: will still be getting ticket Yes, all right, well nobody

1613
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:39,680
Speaker 3: asks what I got going on? But nothing? Continue to

1614
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 3: like comings and somebody chairs send us a message. Oh

1615
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 3: my god, thank you guys.

1616
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,719
Speaker 2: By job.

1617
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 4: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Boston is a production

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01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 4: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts. Created

1619
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 4: and hosted by Sydney Watching and Marie Foston. Executive produced

1620
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 4: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Soni, super produced by Becka Ramos,

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01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 4: edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you like your

1622
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:12,320
Speaker 4: messages read on air, please email us at Mess the

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01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 4: Podcast at gmail dot com, or call for your messages

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01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 4: to be played at seven sixty three two eight zero

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Speaker 4: six five EIGHTM.

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01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 2: What what what y.

1627
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 3: What? What are you filming right now? Rihanna respond?

1628
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,559
Speaker 2: What what does she say?

1629
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:41,519
Speaker 3: So boom both.

1630
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 1: When Amina called me and said Rihanna might be at

1631
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,840
Speaker 1: the VM at the after hours part, I hit Rihanna.

1632
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:52,400
Speaker 1: I say, hey friend, hey friend, I'm gonna be at

1633
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 1: the SNL after party. If I see you, I'm saying hi.

1634
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 1: She responds, fifty five minutes ago, What the fuck?

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01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:06,759
Speaker 3: I'm just in this now you have to say yeah, Marie,

1636
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:09,679
Speaker 3: But what else did she say? She probably says something else.

1637
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:10,759
Speaker 1: That's what she said.

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01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:13,280
Speaker 2: Wait, don't respond yet. You don't want to be don't

1639
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,439
Speaker 2: respond just yet. We got to talk about this. Respond.

1640
01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:16,400
Speaker 3: I'm not going to respond.

1641
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:17,919
Speaker 2: Well, you have to respond.

1642
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 3: I was getting ready to say something. Security. No, No,

1643
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 3: we're gonna clip out the clip. We're gonna put the

1644
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 3: clip out. Yes, we're gonna put the clip out. We're

1645
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 3: gonna put the clip out. That's the clip out. Yep,

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01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:35,920
Speaker 3: there it is