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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and in today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call, we reach out to a guy who recently

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Speaker 1: moved into a house where him and his wife found

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Speaker 1: an old painting up in the attic upstairs. It looked

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Speaker 1: like it could be worth something. Oh, but they weren't sure,

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Speaker 1: so they brought it to an appraiser. And now they're waiting.

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Speaker 1: And in the meantime, the wife reached out to us

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Speaker 1: to tell us about their situation so we could give

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Speaker 1: our own appraisal. In your phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now, Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Oh,

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Speaker 2: here's a seven. Yeah. Is this good morning? I'm calling

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Speaker 2: from appraisal and consulting.

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Speaker 3: My name is Stuart the Douche.

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Speaker 2: Hi. Hello, Yeah, how can I help you?

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Speaker 3: I believe you watched Scarlett dropped off a painting with

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Speaker 3: us to be appraised.

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Speaker 2: But she's not answering my rings. I've been trying to

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Speaker 2: call her. Oh she is always has a phone on her.

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Speaker 3: But also your number was listed on the sheet, so

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Speaker 3: I thought I gave you a ring.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I am her husband.

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Speaker 2: Well we all finished with the appraisal, Okay, I'm curious

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Speaker 2: to what you found. I mean, is it worth anything?

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Speaker 2: Hopefully you're sitting down. Uh yeah, I'm sitting down and

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Speaker 2: must be something exciting to tell me.

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Speaker 3: If you're what you're asking, Well, based on my initial research,

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Speaker 3: I believe there's a good chance this could be an

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Speaker 3: original Farnsworth A Farnsworth?

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Speaker 2: Yes, can you believe it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Much about art. I'm sorry, who is that? You don't know? Farnsworth?

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Speaker 2: The landed Nipples Farnsworth? Did you say nipples Farnsworth? Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: I mean is this person famous? More like infamous? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Before he painted, he was actually known as a disgraced

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Speaker 2: children's party clown from the nineteen forties.

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Speaker 3: A disgraced We believe Nipples may have lived in your

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Speaker 3: home when he was under house arrest for balloon animal

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Speaker 3: related charges.

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Speaker 2: What isn't that fascinating? No?

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Speaker 3: Not really. I know this is a lot to take

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Speaker 3: in all at once, But starting next month, your residence

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Speaker 3: will be granted historical.

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Speaker 2: Clown landmark status. What we're calling it Nipples Place Iconic.

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Speaker 1: No, yes, I don't want.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to live in a place called Nipples Place.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sir, but you already do. No, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you're there right now, and I'm just letting you know.

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Speaker 3: It's not good landmark status like you normally hear about

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Speaker 3: it. It's a lot more scandalous.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I don't want to be associated with anything scandalous.

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Speaker 3: No you don't. But it is too late because this

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Speaker 3: has leaked on social media. What so I predict you'll

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Speaker 3: see as much foot traffic as the Dama house did.

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Speaker 2: Did you just need Dahmer as a Jeffrey Dahmer, that

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Speaker 2: guy who like is known for eating people?

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Speaker 3: Now I referring to Mari Dama, the disgraced children's magician.

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Speaker 2: He lived two dollars down. They're still looking for that

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Speaker 2: little rabbit. What are you talking about? I'm sorry. Do

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Speaker 2: you have a question about my God?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't have a question now about Moriy This is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know how much the painting might

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Speaker 1: be worked.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there was just a simple appraisal.

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Speaker 3: Now you're the city hall, right.

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Speaker 2: It ended up being worth about Are you sitting down? Yes,

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting down around four dollars. Four dollars. You've been

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Speaker 2: wasting my time for four dollars.

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Speaker 3: All the hosts and Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

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Speaker 3: appraised it, so you may want to get a second

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Speaker 3: opinion because they are igits.

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Speaker 2: What this is.

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Speaker 3: Holiday for Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, We're doing

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Speaker 3: a phone tap on you, man.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh my godness.

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Speaker 2: Your wife Scarlett set you up for this one. Bro Oh,

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Speaker 2: it's yeah. She got me good because she knew, she

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Speaker 2: knew I really wanted. I was hoping that the actual

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Speaker 2: thing would be worth something. It is it is.

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Speaker 3: I believe an original nipples fons with would be going

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Speaker 3: up in value and someday would be worth almost ten dollars.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I believe you completely, as you should, because Stuart la

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Speaker 3: Douche doesn't lie.

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Speaker 2: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties