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Speaker 1: It's another Jubilant on the twenties five. Hello, Hi, I

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Speaker 1: was looking to speak with Ryan. Yeah, that's Sam. Hey Ryan,

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Speaker 1: my name is Casey Ryback. I'm one of the detention

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Speaker 1: attendants from correctional facility. How are you doing today? Where

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Speaker 1: did you say you're from? Agree with correctional Facility. I'm

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Speaker 1: just calling to update you on Jenna's status. At this point,

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Speaker 1: it looks like she'll be available for pickup noon on Tuesday. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jenna, Yeah, Jennet's just make sure you bring

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Speaker 1: two forms of ID, check in with the guards at

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Speaker 1: the entrance and they'll have your name, get all the

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Speaker 1: paperwork done, and she'll be yours after that. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I think you might have the wrong person because

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Your name is Ryan, correct,

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Speaker 1: that's correct? Okay, Well you're the contact on the list

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Speaker 1: to pick up Jenna from our correctional facility next Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: So all right. I'm She's never told me anything about

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Speaker 1: being there or be picking her up from there, even like,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand she Why is she there? Why is

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Speaker 1: she there? Well, I legally I don't think I can

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Speaker 1: discuss exactly why she's here, but you should know if

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Speaker 1: you were picking her up. So, hey, I don't That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying is I don't know. Okay, this sounds

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Speaker 1: a little weird to me if you don't want me asking,

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Speaker 1: how do you know Jenna? I've been romantically involved with Jenna? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you're Jenna's boyfriend? All right? Why are you playing

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Speaker 1: dumb with me? Then? Just you know, come pick her up.

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Speaker 1: I'm not Look, I'm not playing dumb. We met on

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Speaker 1: a dating site. That's how I know her. Oh, we

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Speaker 1: haven't actually met in person, but I was gonna we

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Speaker 1: were gonna meet soon. Okay, that makes more sense. How

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Speaker 1: long have you and crazy Jennamen talking Crazy Jenn? What? Wait? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What did you just say crazy Jenna? I'm sorry, that's

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Speaker 1: just a name me and the guards have for That's

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Speaker 1: how I know her anyway. Why why do you call

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Speaker 1: her crazy Jenna? Why don't we? But that's beside. The

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Speaker 1: point surprises me that she even getting out this early

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Speaker 1: for good behaviors. She's been in here for about five years? Now,

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Speaker 1: five years? What did she do? Should be I think fifteen?

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Speaker 1: But hey man, we're crowded, so I can see why

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Speaker 1: they're letting her go. I've got papers here with your

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Speaker 1: signature everything, So with my signature. How do you have

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Speaker 1: a paper with my signature? I didn't sign anything. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I have this. Then I've got

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Speaker 1: a form with your signature on it. I've got your

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Speaker 1: driver's license. I've got a statement driver's license. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: got all that. And there's a statement saying that you'll

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Speaker 1: pick her up on Tuesday and she will finish out

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Speaker 1: the remainder of her house arrest with you, end on

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Speaker 1: a sentence house arrest with me. There must be some

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Speaker 1: sort of mistake. I barely even know her. Well wait

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Speaker 1: a second, just just a minute ago, you said you

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Speaker 1: were romantically involved with her online online. We have been communicating,

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Speaker 1: we write to each other back and forth online, and

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Speaker 1: she's never mentioned any of this, and I've never agreed

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Speaker 1: to any of this. And she's not coming to live

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Speaker 1: with me on house to arret. Okay, Now, if you're

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Speaker 1: trying to say that crazy Jenna falsified documents, I don't

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Speaker 1: believe that one bit. Okay, Well, you oh her, crazy Jenna.

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Speaker 1: She's obviously capable of anything, and I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: about any of this, since she's forging my signature, not

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Speaker 1: a forgery or anything else like that. Like she's more

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Speaker 1: of the kind of girl if you took her bread

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Speaker 1: roll off her plate at dinner time, watch out, you're

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Speaker 1: getting stabbed with a fork. But she can't forge documents.

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Speaker 1: She could stab somebody, but she can't sign somebody at

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Speaker 1: forge document. Like I said, Crazy Jenna is not the

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Speaker 1: type of person to do forgery. So I know you

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Speaker 1: signed him, and I know maybe you guys are having

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Speaker 1: a spat. So how about this. I have your own address.

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Speaker 1: We'll just drop her off. We'll transport her to you.

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Speaker 1: We can do that. This whole thing is freaking me out, man.

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Speaker 1: I don't want anything to do with this. I was

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Speaker 1: just trying to hook up with a girl online. I

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Speaker 1: don't have any other option at this point but to

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Speaker 1: send her to your house because this is what she signed.

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Speaker 1: So no, no, no, I could not sign anything. Do

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Speaker 1: not send her here. I will not be here. Do

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Speaker 1: not send Crazy Jenna to my house. I haven't nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with this. I did not sign that for it.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like you have a lot to talk about, So

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Speaker 1: I'll just have Crazy Jenna call you collect and you

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Speaker 1: guys can talk about it. No, okay, well then I'll

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Speaker 1: just tell you this is a prank phone call. Then

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Speaker 1: we don't have to worry about Jenna at all. Wait wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: what did you just say? I said that this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your friend Doug set you up.

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Speaker 1: Doug is involved with this. I don't understand. Yes, he

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Speaker 1: emailed me to do a prank phone call on you

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Speaker 1: because he told us that you met a girl online

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Speaker 1: and you haven't actually met her yet, but you're flying

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Speaker 1: to meet her. Oh my god, did you really think

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Speaker 1: that you're gonna have to go pick up a convicted

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Speaker 1: felon for your first date? I wasn't going to if

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Speaker 1: she was. Hey, dude, some people might think that's pretty hot.

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Speaker 1: You know, crazy Jenna, I've dated words the week up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jewel phone taps. We two point five