WEBVTT - When Did We Eat Corn??? 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.800 This is Serial. 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:12.400 Killers episode. 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:14.640 Twenty three, twenty three. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.480 Thanks for joining us today, friends. 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:21.920 Why did you say twenty three after I said twenty 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:24.239 three because I wasn't sure if you said it right. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:25.880 I didn't like the way you said it. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:26.599 Here we go. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:30.680 Okay, Hi Andrew, Oh, Hi Scott, and welcome. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:35.440 It's another fun field sweet episode of Serial Killers. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:36.920 You like hugging yourself? 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:39.520 No, I wasting it. I had an itch on my back. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.040 Oh okay, and I couldn't reach and I'm not asking 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:45.720 you to scratch it. But so we're on like this 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:48.120 lack of sugar from the last episode, so I need 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.360 to load it up as much as possible. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:51.280 I'm very worried. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.720 I still don't feel good from that last healthy episode. 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:56.320 I just did air quotes healthy. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.400 I loved some'more cereal. I actually have been telling people 0:00:59.400 --> 0:00:59.760 about it. 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:01.000 Well, that was not the healthy one. It was the 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.280 other two that we still have remnants on the board 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:04.959 from when we spit out last time. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.560 No, I yeah, no, that's gonna be a hard pass 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:11.360 for me on the all brand cereal that just as foul. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:14.000 Although we were still gonna do grape nuts. It's coming 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.720 and my wife wants to guest on it so she 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:16.160 can eat it. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:16.760 I can't wait. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:19.200 I'm not eating it. She can try it and bowl 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:23.679 it up all she wants, so yes, So here we go. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:29.640 It's episode twenty three, like we said three times, and yeah, 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.000 oh we did. Yep, Scott, you're Andrew or Scotti whatever 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.640 you gonna call me. I don't care. Does Scotty be 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:37.120 on Instagram, Twitter, Andrew Pug on Instagram Twitter, and Serial 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:40.319 Killers PC on Twitter? Please follow us and those things. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.840 So this whole episode is backwards right now, it really is. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.959 We're just flip flopped it. So I'm gonna go down 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.400 into the cereal sack while you chat for a moment. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.880 Be right back great. Oh wait wait wait wait? Do 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:52.360 you want classic or new? 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:53.160 You pick? 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:56.640 No, this is always your pick. That's your job on 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.480 this podcast. Is you pick classical news? 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.000 Dont want too much else? Okay? 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:03.120 Here? Would you like a coin flip something classic? Classic? Okay, 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.000 here we go. You might be excited for this. 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.040 I am. I'm always excited, Scott. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.880 I'm going to bypass all the rest of this healthy cereal. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:16.280 Ah you're ready? Are you ready? Yeah? You're ready? Alphabets 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:18.200 remember alphabets? 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.639 Yeah? Well, I said in I think a couple episodes ago. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:21.480 I wanted to try them. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:22.040 Try. 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:26.040 You've never had alphabets, whe I don't think so really No, hmm, 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:27.720 it's kind of like alphabet soup. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.080 I never had that either. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:33.520 Okay, Well, see this used to be a blue box 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.840 when I was a child. I remember the blue box. 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:37.640 It's a white box now that looks like a piece 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:41.919 of loose leaf paper and it says wow, new improved taste. 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.000 Usually when they say that they either took something out 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.160 or reformulated it for some reason. I don't know why. 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:49.480 I love when they reformulate and then we taste it 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.119 and it tastes disgusting. Look at sugar smacks. 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:55.320 This it's from Post. I feel like it may have 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.040 been another brand back in the day. I didn't do 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:58.639 my research today. I'm sorry. I mean, I used to 0:02:58.680 --> 0:02:59.720 eat alphabets as a kid. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.520 But do you want me to just make facts up 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.239 really quick? I'll look at the box, just just something, 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:04.839 see it real quick. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:06.480 Did you know that there's a story in every bowl? 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:09.520 You just are reading the slogan that doesn't actually. 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:09.839 Open this up. 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:15.239 Okay, so alphabets originally invented when you stopped eighteen forty two. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:18.040 You just shut up right from Sir Alpha. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:20.760 I'll fine, then here we go. I'm going to Wikipedia. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.000 No, please, I want to give it. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:24.920 I would like to get it. I would like to 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:28.000 give out some cereal eat s alphabets facts. 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:33.600 Sorry, sir Alpha from the wonderful, beautiful place of Austria. 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:37.760 Will you stop the dumb created alphabits? No, because he 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:39.320 brought his people here. 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.560 Alphabetsch is a breakfast cereal made by Post Foods which 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:46.440 contains alphabet shaped multi grain cereal bits. We know that 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:49.040 that was marshmallows in nineteen ninety. I wish there still were. 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.920 The grain comes from Austria Alpha's fields. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.600 Would you shut up? It doesn't. It's from the heartland 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.120 of the United States and it was first introduced in 0:03:58.200 --> 0:03:59.920 nineteen fifty eight. Take it off the market in two 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:00.760 thousand and six. 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.320 Why mumicals. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.440 But they reappeared in two thousand and eight with a 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:08.160 new formulation touting zero percent sugar as a limited edition. 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:11.240 What who would eat that? I would all right? Well, 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.360 in twenty seventeen he came back News improved and that's 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.560 what we have right here. Oh, larger shapes than the predecessor. Yeah, 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:21.040 so let's bust it open. Wow, these are big letters. 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:25.039 You're way too excited. Look how big they are. I 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:29.120 can see Wikipedia wasn't lying. These used to be really little. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.480 You could barely make the letters out back then. I'm 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:33.159 very excited. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:34.960 Oh my goodness, Well you can barely make the letters 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.800 out now. But they're just bigger gobs of wheat. Sir 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:41.320 Alpha would be proud. You're just talking stupid, now, are 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:43.679 you saying that? Let me tell you something. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.039 Bets aren't austream. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:46.080 These are big. 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:47.320 I'm very excited. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.040 I don't like it. 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:49.320 I remember when they were little. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:53.239 Yeah, they're pretty much the size of alphabets and soup 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:58.880 alpha bets, alpha bet letters in Campbell's soup. All right, 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:01.880 I need to take a breath. So I'm like all 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:03.480 hyped up already, and I'm not sure why. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.960 Wow, just the thought of cereal really gets you hot. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:07.960 I guess it does. I've missed doing this. We didn't 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.080 do one since yesterday. All right, so one percent milk 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.040 coming up. What's the matter, Ranger. 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:15.960 I'm just listening to you get so excited about cereal 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.160 and it just makes me happy. Here you go, I 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.080 feel like people are like a man and his dog. No, 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:21.640 it's a man in his cereal bowl. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.760 Some of these aren't even letters, like this is a 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:25.920 boomerang is what is this? 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.240 These smell like frosted cheery. 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:30.000 But that's not a letter. No, that's a cane. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:33.840 See that's where the concept of alpha bits fails because. 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:38.240 Maybe by definition they are bits of alphabet, so they're 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:39.159 not all full letters. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:44.760 I don't know you ready, I'm not a fan. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:49.520 No, No, it's weird because there's essence of marshmallow, but 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:50.599 there's no marshmallows. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:54.919 You taste that, yeah, it just is bland has no 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:55.640 real flavor. 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:59.400 It tastes exactly like nothink. It tastes exactly like Lucky Charms, 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:00.960 the cereal apart. Try it again. 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.520 Oh yeah, take. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:07.440 Another bite, right, Yeah, there's new alphabits is Lucky Charms 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:08.760 with no marshmallows. That's what it is. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.400 So, which is sad. It's a box of letdown. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.080 Of course it is because all I do is pick 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.080 the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms. So basically, in my 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.000 house there's a box that says Lucky Charms, but it's 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.800 alphabets because there's no marshmallows. It I ate them all. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.559 Any if you're listening, he apologized. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.360 No, I don't. I love marshmallows. So where are you 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:27.920 going here? 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.719 Two bowls and a spoon. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.680 I will go as far as three balls. It's not 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.040 a bad Cereal. It's missing marshmallows. Like if there was 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.800 alphabets with marshmallows, that's lucky charms. So I'll do three 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.200 balls on post alphabits. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.840 They get sued shut down? What if they put marshmallows 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:43.279 and alphabets? 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.279 Wait a minute, there's an aftertaste there is. You taste 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:45.640 that right? 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.040 It kind of tastes like pop rocks. 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:49.760 No, now it does taste like all those like gases 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:50.919 and drugs that you talk about. 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:52.120 Yeah, cyanide. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.080 There's a strange aftertaste, and I'm not sure if I 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:56.960 like it or not. Two balls in a spoon. I 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:01.920 backed it down, so take posts. Yeah, two balls in 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:05.000 a spoon, all right, So let's move on to the 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.039 new Cereal. Okay, this one I think you're gonna like. 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:08.800 I'm excited. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.080 Can I give you a hint? 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:10.520 Sure? 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.240 They're great? Yes? 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:16.520 Oh, frosted flakes not original? 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:23.200 Oh god, with marshmallows. Honey frosted flakes. Getting there, honeynut 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:27.760 frosted flakes, Yes, honey. I don't know what about this one? 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:34.720 Scott from Kellogg's What again, Your enthusiasm is just contagious. 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.480 I love Cereal so much you have no idea like I. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.120 I'm so excited to be doing this podcast because I've 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:43.200 loved Cereal my entire life and now I get to 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:43.920 talk about it. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:46.640 The best part about this was that we really started 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:47.760 this with no real goal. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.160 We were just like, hey, because you've been saying you 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:51.880 want to see a podcast for the longest time, and 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.440 then one day was it you who were who just 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:55.760 said let's just review Cereal? 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:57.720 Yeah, because I was going to do a coupon podcast, 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:59.120 but no one wants to hear that. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:00.680 They want to hear eat cereal. 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:02.840 That's right, That's right. I mean I could save people 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.720 money and all, but I'd much rather get fat and 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:09.520 eat cereal made with real honey, naturally flavored with other 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:10.440 natural flavors. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.320 Okay, I'm into it, poor. 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:15.520 I love the comic on the back. Here look at 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:19.040 the little bee saying, hey, bae, what to the other bees? 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:20.320 I want to see? Yeah? 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.000 Look, did you know honey bees? Visit more than two 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.200 million flowers just to make one pound of honey. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.400 You're doing a lot of work, they really are. And 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.280 there's Tony on the back and his little bee keeper 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.160 costume outfit there and. 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:34.560 I say this again, frosted flakes, Tony the Tiger. They 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:37.319 had to take it down from Twitter. They gave Tony 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.120 his own account. They had to shut it down because 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.960 that many people, that many furries kept going to it 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:43.720 and being like, oh my god, Tony, you make me 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:44.160 so hot. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:45.839 It's the funniest thing in the entire world. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.880 I'm all about the furries. And you know, she said 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.800 nothing find a path through the honeycomb. But don't bug 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:54.679 the bees. They're busy making sweet honey for Tony's delicious 0:08:54.720 --> 0:09:00.080 new cereal. All right, let's break into it. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.480 The one furry listener right now is like, my voice 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:09.000 is being hurt. Oh no, oh God, Rookie mistake this. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.840 Oh. I don't like the smell of this. The bag ripped. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:15.440 This is a weak bag. Don't blame me. Kellogg's bags 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:18.000 are usually pretty thick, and this is a weak bag. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:22.040 So I blame Tony. He's busy collecting honey and not 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:23.640 making thick bags. Here, smell it. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:24.400 Get back to work. 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:30.560 Tony maple again. I like it. Maybe smell can be deceiving. Oh, 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:32.160 you got a black chunk in yours, but that's okay, 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:35.880 it's probably just the corn. What I smell maple, I 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.040 don't know. I smell heavy, heavy hints of maple. 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:40.640 I just got a hint of a axe body spray 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:41.120 as well. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.200 Well, that's spray that crap in here before. 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.800 All right, okay, here we go. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:49.480 It's Kellogg's honeynut frosted flakes. 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.280 I'm into this right here you go. The concept sounds good. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:53.960 Let's see. 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.319 I mean, you can make honey nut anything. Ooh, you 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:57.439 can make honeynut pebbles. 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.080 So I'm just gonna say this before I take a 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:03.520 spoonful by itself. Good with milk, smells like hot piss. 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:07.640 It's summertime in New York City. I mean we're used 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:13.000 to it, summertime streets here. You're Jesus, you're ready? Here 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:13.200 we go? 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:15.000 Oh? 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:19.719 I like yeah, yeah, condos like buttered popcormcorm. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.439 It's a strange flavor when it hits. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:21.880 Yeah. 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:23.200 I don't really taste honey nut. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:27.240 No three balls. I like the uh the hutzpah. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.400 That doesn't even make sense the way you use it. There, No, 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:35.240 they should call this carnival flakes. But that's the flavor 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:37.040 I think it is. It's kind of likes carnival flakes. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:41.199 Come and go back to how I use the hutzpah wrong, kutzpah, Yeah, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.280 what is it? I just it doesn't that mean like 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.599 the they have like the the moxie. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:48.880 Yeah, but but that's you. You didn't say it like that, 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:52.040 like you've got kutzba that means they have balls. 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:54.280 Oh, that's the way I'm supposed say. 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.160 Yeah, hutzpah, yeah, kutza. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.760 So not chutzpa, not chutzpa. This podcasts got a chutz 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:00.480 bus today. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.520 You're crazy? All right, where you're gonna go? I'm still 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:03.000 eating it. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:04.600 Three bowls there, shout out already. 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:06.280 Yeah, I didn't hear you. 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.320 You must have been so blinded by me saying hutsba. 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.760 What we're really agreeing lately, because I'm gonna go three 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.960 balls too. It's all right, it's middle of the road. 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:14.520 It's good. 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.480 It is pretty good. Okay, Well, so we're now at 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.240 that part of the show where we. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:27.120 Do this serial Killers listener request. I'm the listener. 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:31.079 No, you're not. This actually is a listener request. 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:34.200 Okay, I'm just gonna hope and pray my fingers across 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:35.680 is a chicken and waffle cereal. 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:36.960 It's not. We're not there yet. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:40.400 It's never gonna happen. It will just being teased week 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:41.199 after week. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:45.360 So Mike and Mariah on Twitter, I don't know if 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:49.360 you saw their tweets last night, but they are Midwest farmers. 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:52.880 They're they're in the farming business. Oh and so you 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:56.000 know farmers, they provide a lot of wheat and stuff 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:57.240 like that. Yeah, to make cereal. 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:57.559 Yeah. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:01.920 So Mike wanted us to do a corn cereal because 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.240 he's a corn farmer. Love it or he helps out 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:05.760 corn farmers or he does something like that. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:06.320 I'm into it. 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.480 Yeah. So and me, I'm very partial to it because 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.160 he's an Iowa corn guy. And I lived in Iowa 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.560 for a second when I was younger, legitimately a second. No, 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:17.400 I was there for ten months in Cedar Rapid. Shout 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:18.000 out to Cedar. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.400 Rapids, the whole city. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.320 Yeah, there's lots of corn there. There really is. That 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.080 You drive and there's just corn from miles. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.600 When we take this podcast on the road and do 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:30.320 our cereal tour. Yeah, we will be stopping in Cedar Rapids. 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:30.760 Done. 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:31.440 I love it. 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:34.559 So okay, we're on our way Cedar Rabbids. So corn cereal. 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:36.199 I was going to call this episode when did I 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:39.720 eat corn? But maybe we still will. I don't know, 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.160 so I promise you or well, let's make a bet. Anyway, 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:46.560 I would think or bet you that you have never 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.280 seen or heard of this cereal in your life. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:54.120 Okay, sure it is a corn cereal. Okay, it's by Quaker. Okay. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.720 Quaker also located in Cedar Rapids. 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:57.000 No way. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:58.360 I used to pass it every day when I was 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.560 going to work. I had a dog name Blazer at 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:04.000 the time, and on Tuesdays they made crunchberry cereal. Not kidding, 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.560 and he stuck his head out the windows and licked 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.880 the air as we passed the Quaker factory. I'm not 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:09.440 even kidding. 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:10.160 That's so nice. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.200 And then a train hit me right by the Quaker 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:14.840 factory in my car. The gates came down and the 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.560 guy laughed at me. It was it really was a 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:21.040 horrifying experience. Anyway, I'm gonna go in the bag and 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:21.720 get my cereal. 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.720 Is anybody else, like kind of shocked by that one. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:26.959 If you're still listening and you're this far in, Oh God, 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:29.360 Scott's coming, You're right, But are you feeling well? 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.440 Now? This cereal originated in the sixties, okay, and in 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:37.960 the early seventies it had a partner cereal named Quake 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:40.280 and the two of them would fight back and forth 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:43.120 in the animated TV commercials Now, have you ever heard 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:44.680 of quisp? 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:45.559 God? 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.600 No, you've never seen this before, never seen it? Okay, 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.680 Well this is Quisp by Quaker. Okay. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.720 I just can't think of it without like thinking like 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.400 either a little kid or somebody with a lisp is 0:13:57.400 --> 0:13:57.800 saying it. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.640 Yeah, well it's a little space alien. He doesn't know 0:13:59.640 --> 0:13:59.960 what he's say. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.800 So the space alien has a lisp, yes. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:04.400 And he says quisp. That's all he can say, is quisp. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.840 Okay, if aliens ever invaded they have a lisp, I'm 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:08.120 pretty sure I would laugh. 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.280 So anyway, I know it went away in the late 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.720 seventies and then it came back only like online. Maybe 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:13.320 ten years ago. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:14.160 You could only get. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:16.920 It online, but now it is still in stores in 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:20.240 some areas of the country. What is your problem? 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:26.600 Just take me to your leader. All right, we're invading 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:27.720 your planet, Quaker. 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:31.480 Quisp, it is a sweetened corn cereal. Here you go, Mike, 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.880 it's your corn. And it looks like kernels of corn too. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.480 Colonel of Corn. Can we only talk with a lisp 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:41.200 while we eat this? No, great, I'll continue doing that. 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.600 So anyway, Quake lost to Quisp, and Quisp continues on, 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.680 but Quake did not. He was a big construction worker 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.800 with a helmet, and they know it was flakes and 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:50.360 these are chunks. 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:53.640 It was an alien versus a construction worker. Yes, Oh, 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:56.160 what the hell was going on during the seventies. 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:59.200 People were eating and smoking lots of weird things. All right, 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.560 So there you go. Here's your cuisp from Quaker. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:02.640 I like the smell. 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.200 Yeah, yeah, it smells like cap'n crunch. 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.600 I was thinking more corn pops, but okay, you're ready one. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:11.360 Do you think that's delicious? 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:16.800 Yeah? Wow, that's really good. Oh man, I may have 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.720 only had this once before. Ever, it was a long 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:20.440 time ago, so I couldn't have even told you what 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:20.920 this tastes like. 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:23.080 This gets four bowls in a spoon from me. Oh, 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:24.640 I really like this. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.480 This is delicious. It's really sweet. It's nice. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:27.960 Mm hmm. 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.040 It gets four bowls from me, Quisp gets four balls. 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:33.280 Yeah, I'm a fan. That was delicious. 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.840 And who Mike and yeah, Mike and his wife Mariah. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.120 Thank you Mike and Mariah. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.800 Thanks for farming some corn. It's putting it in the cereal. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:42.320 Absolutely delicious. 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.320 So look for Quisp in a blue box in a 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:45.000 store near you. 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:47.520 Okay, you just can't say that because it's not in 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:48.360 stores near us. 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:49.640 What I got it in a store? 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:51.840 I thought you just said this was exclusive to like 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:52.720 only the Midwest. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.040 No, you dope. I said that's where they grow corn. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:58.520 Sorry, I was so blinded by aliens with lisps. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.680 I brought this on Long Island. And if you're at 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.000 Cedar Rapids you can stop by a high V location. 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:07.600 Maybe they have it. That's the big supermarket chain there. Oh okay, cool, 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:09.840 I missed hy Vee. I love hy Vey It used 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:11.160 to have Chinese food in the one by me. 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:14.880 In terms of like best supermarkets is Public's good, Public's 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:15.160 is great. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:15.760 I love Public. 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.640 You got to remember supermarkets are very regional, you know, 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.800 stopping shopping giant, same thing, but they're you know, over 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:24.600 a lot of the country shop right, is a Northeast 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:29.280 kind of supermarket chain. Public's is South Pigley Wiggly Love 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:30.000 Pigley Wiggly. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:31.040 Who's that? 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:34.680 That's like Midwest West over there that way? And then 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:38.600 you have Vaughn's and and all that stuff in California 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.160