Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am.
Speaker 1: It's a Nicki Glazer podcast. I'm Nicki Lazer. This is
Speaker 1: my new voice. Welcome to the show. I'm back fully
Speaker 1: recovered and um yeah, happy to be back. I didn't
Speaker 1: know it would be so soon, but it's here. And UM,
Speaker 1: if you don't think I sound different, keep that opinion
Speaker 1: to yourself. I don't want to hear it because I
Speaker 1: spent dollars on this voice. And um, yeah, so it's back.
Speaker 1: What do you think it doesn't sound any different? I know,
Speaker 1: I know first of all, it sounds much worse out
Speaker 1: of the gate. The tone, it's not it's not good.
Speaker 1: He fixed my He did not fix my tone. It's
Speaker 1: still going to be impatient and ornery. But there's a
Speaker 1: brightness to the overall. Yes, No, I do hear a
Speaker 1: little bit of a higher pitch. I really do. I
Speaker 1: think it probably is closer to what your voice was originally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like when I first talked in the office the
Speaker 1: other day. Yeah, I saw I was like, this is
Speaker 1: what I sounded like in high school. Like it was
Speaker 1: just like I have not heard this person for decades.
Speaker 1: Is it weird? Hearing your voice after three weeks, does
Speaker 1: it well? It was just weird hearing a new voice,
Speaker 1: because this to me is I'm used to it right
Speaker 1: now because I've heard it for four days now, three
Speaker 1: days now, so I'm used to it. But um, but
Speaker 1: especially in the speaker where you're hearing it back, no,
Speaker 1: um no, because I feel like it's a little bit
Speaker 1: like there are times like I can just if what
Speaker 1: I describe it as is before I was driving a
Speaker 1: car that like an old I can only picture. It's
Speaker 1: like my old Mercedes in high school. It's like a
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven and you push on the gas and
Speaker 1: it would just take so long to go like room,
Speaker 1: and then you could get to the spot that you want.
Speaker 1: It's like the first time I drove a nice Alexis. Alexis,
Speaker 1: I can't say Lexus. They gave you whatever you have.
Speaker 1: Would you like to just to my tongue on both sides? Wait,
Speaker 1: what would you like to use your new voice to
Speaker 1: introduce our guest? Yes, I would love to. Um. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. My best friend Um. You hear her
Speaker 1: every time our show starts doing the podcast theme song.
Speaker 1: She has a Patreon that you can support. She um
Speaker 1: has music that you can support on Spotify. Her name
Speaker 1: is on your Marina Welcome to the show. Anya. Hey guys,
Speaker 1: hey girl, um On you heard my voice maybe first? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard it. I have the voicemail. What's so It's like,
Speaker 1: hey guys, it's Nikki Finny voice. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is the Nikki I met in twelve when we became roommates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was probably. It did sound that way, like I
Speaker 1: can go back to hearing myself on Comedy Central, like
Speaker 1: on my show Not Safe and it had not dropped yet,
Speaker 1: but it just told you this. But you sound so
Speaker 1: much like my favorite One of my favorite albums is
Speaker 1: Liz Fair on iTunes originals talking about her songs. So
Speaker 1: she does like a song and then we'll talk about
Speaker 1: it and she has this clear, like sweet, malefluous voice
Speaker 1: and it's like a SMR for me, And your voice
Speaker 1: sounded like that. It was just like I expect you
Speaker 1: to be Like I wrote, fucking run I wrote run Um,
Speaker 1: I mean I can do a better onion, like I
Speaker 1: can do a better on your now, like it's easy.
Speaker 1: I want my my goal. When I first started talking
Speaker 1: in the office, because they were filming me for the
Speaker 1: Graham Ben Singer show, this show that's been following me
Speaker 1: around through this process. He filmed me like going into
Speaker 1: the surgery, doing interviews before it and then not during it,
Speaker 1: but he was there. They were there. When I started
Speaker 1: talking again, I wanted to go like, hi everyone, and
Speaker 1: does everyone would be like what the fuck? Um? What
Speaker 1: is it different? But it kind of did sound like that.
Speaker 1: It was. So it's a little bit I talked too
Speaker 1: much this weekend and it's just I'm not ready to
Speaker 1: be talking as much as I have Ben. So it's
Speaker 1: a little bit like horse today, which is a disappointment
Speaker 1: because I wanted to debut. Wouldn't have it be different,
Speaker 1: but it was the thing, is it like I like
Speaker 1: I was giving the analogy for the car, It's like
Speaker 1: it just you know, the first time you drive a
Speaker 1: nice car and you just put you gently tap and
Speaker 1: it just smoothly, like goes as fast as you want
Speaker 1: to the car to go on the gas like it's
Speaker 1: just so there's no effort behind it. So is there
Speaker 1: a clearness in your throat when you talk or was
Speaker 1: there something that was that you ever felt? No, you
Speaker 1: don't feel anything. You don't feel like, um, there's no
Speaker 1: nerves there, so there was no pain, you know, during
Speaker 1: the surgery or anything. It's just what I feel is that.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna have to relearn how to speak because
Speaker 1: I was giving, so I was pushing. I was driving
Speaker 1: that old car, so I was constantly like shoving my
Speaker 1: foot down on the gas for everything I said. There's
Speaker 1: so much effort when you don't have a good voice
Speaker 1: behind talking that in any time you you know, it's
Speaker 1: just constant. You don't realize how much because it's all
Speaker 1: you know, so you don't realize how much you're fucking
Speaker 1: fighting to get uh sound out of your body. And
Speaker 1: so I'm still doing that really hard, like I'm still
Speaker 1: slamming on the gas and like I don't need to
Speaker 1: like it just like comes out like it's just like there,
Speaker 1: it's not. I don't have to search for it. I
Speaker 1: don't have to dig for it and be like getting
Speaker 1: ready for this. And in terms of singing, like I'm
Speaker 1: not going to sing, but it is insane, Like I
Speaker 1: can sing every Olivia Rodrigo song at the at the
Speaker 1: you know, like what at the way she sings that
Speaker 1: I usually when I play it on guitar. I have
Speaker 1: to take it down like seven octaves. I'm not hitting
Speaker 1: you every tailor every single Yeah, I can hit adele
Speaker 1: notes like I can hit every note. There hasn't been
Speaker 1: a note I cannot hit yet, And I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 1: Before the first weekend you can talk, you're singing a well.
Speaker 1: I was just like, you know, gently to myself, like
Speaker 1: now I've been doing Pavarotti carry whistletone. I have so
Speaker 1: many questions. Can anyone benefit from the surgery? You think
Speaker 1: are just people who have had hemorrhaged chords? I mean
Speaker 1: I think anyone, But it's you know, it's unless you
Speaker 1: need it and want to like unless if you talk
Speaker 1: for a living, yes, yes, Like is it like a
Speaker 1: boat that collects barnacles and they just scraped the barnacles
Speaker 1: off like as HPV. They look like when you look
Speaker 1: at them on it's exactly that on you. When you
Speaker 1: look at courts on the screen, they look like a
Speaker 1: pair of jeans, like there's two sides to it, look
Speaker 1: like jeans, and like my original chords look like cargo
Speaker 1: pants that have a bunch of pockets stuffed with keys,
Speaker 1: and like rocks all the way down your action. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then we wait, what do I have pants? I
Speaker 1: have this weird memory of like, you know, stuff in
Speaker 1: my pants. What everyone's been dogging about it for a while. Well,
Speaker 1: like I have a lot of stuff in their pants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a guy that's like working as like backstage at
Speaker 1: a music festival, like how much crap, Like a guy
Speaker 1: that's like a roadie. That's his pants. And then my
Speaker 1: chords now look like skinny jeans. They look like they're
Speaker 1: going to like the Warp Tour in two thousand eight.
Speaker 1: They are perfectly perfect, like straight lines on each side,
Speaker 1: and so it's just and it looks like there was
Speaker 1: no surgery. There's no like scars, there's nothing, and they
Speaker 1: just look like like I was just gazing at them,
Speaker 1: like they're so straight, because before they were all like
Speaker 1: calloused and they looked like the Great Barrier Reef and
Speaker 1: now they look like the Great Barrier Reef now, which
Speaker 1: has nothing on it. But they don't use they don't
Speaker 1: use knives, right, just lasers, they do, Yeah, they do both.
Speaker 1: So they use lasers to fix all the hemorrhage. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well they look like little raptors, like like there's these
Speaker 1: like little things that he would use that are millimeter
Speaker 1: there's I mean on the screen it was um uh,
Speaker 1: you know, magnified by like a hundred two hundred times.
Speaker 1: But they use these tiny little things. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: they pulled back the layers. They used to just cut
Speaker 1: off the lesions and now they dissect the skin, lift
Speaker 1: the first layer skin, go in and take out the
Speaker 1: damage and then put the skin back on top. And
Speaker 1: then that's why it has so long to um heal.
Speaker 1: But maybe there's like a cheaper version you can get
Speaker 1: if you don't have like there certainly is, but you
Speaker 1: might have a voice like Julie Andrews, which is no
Speaker 1: voice if you get that done. I mean that's the
Speaker 1: way they used to get this. Guy invented this surgery
Speaker 1: because they used to just cut them off. And so
Speaker 1: he invented this kind of surgery because um, in high
Speaker 1: school he got a job as he was like, uh,
Speaker 1: he like worked with leather, sewing leather, and he like
Speaker 1: used and he used he learned how to be ambidextrous,
Speaker 1: because this surgery is impossible to do unless you can
Speaker 1: use both your left and right hand the same way.
Speaker 1: So because he did that leather work in high school,
Speaker 1: he learned how to use both hands interdependently and and
Speaker 1: you know together and um. And so he was able
Speaker 1: to develop the surgery that you know, it's imperative that
Speaker 1: you are able to use. But so it's like, if
Speaker 1: you want to do the surgery, you got to learn
Speaker 1: how to use your left hand. Um. Yeah. So he
Speaker 1: learned how to do that in high school and then
Speaker 1: from that he's like, I should be a surgeon because
Speaker 1: I'm so his dad was a surgeon. So he went
Speaker 1: to school and he wanted to. He was an E
Speaker 1: N T. And then he was doing all cancer um surgeries, uh,
Speaker 1: like you know, just taking cancer off of people's throats
Speaker 1: and larynxes and all the things. And then he, yeah,
Speaker 1: he started working with singers and I think was just like,
Speaker 1: there's there's got to be another way. And then Julie
Speaker 1: Andrew's got her voice really left up by a doctor
Speaker 1: that kind of just went in and cut all the
Speaker 1: stuff up and then she couldn't sing anymore. And he
Speaker 1: it was one of his first you know, success stories,
Speaker 1: that he repaired her voice and she can't you know,
Speaker 1: sing like she used to, but she is able to work.
Speaker 1: And she's like eighty nine or something now and wow,
Speaker 1: your doctor repaired her botched surgery. My doctor reports every
Speaker 1: single singer that you know, and like, my doctor has
Speaker 1: touched and I can't say that. I can't tell you
Speaker 1: all the names. I'm not getting you. Going to his
Speaker 1: office is like walking into a planet. Hollywood's every single
Speaker 1: every single chord he is touched and Crocker. And the
Speaker 1: thing is, singers don't want to that they've had it done.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Crocker? Jim Crocker, isn't it there's croche
Speaker 1: um kind of saying that, um, what would you do?
Speaker 1: What was his name? I feel like that was his name,
Speaker 1: Joe Crocker, Crocker, Yeah, James Crocker. I don't know. Screaming
Speaker 1: you you all being singers. How do you feel when
Speaker 1: someone puts on the rasp, like it's not a real rasp?
Speaker 1: I feel like a fake rasp? Is that wasn't fake?
Speaker 1: His wasn't fake. He sounded like a trash can all
Speaker 1: the time. But I'm talking, you know, like someone that
Speaker 1: talks like this and then they start singing. They're like,
Speaker 1: we've talked about this on the show. Everyone does, and
Speaker 1: they have to choose how to like what they want
Speaker 1: to sound like, so everything's kind of put on in
Speaker 1: a in a way like no one even singings put on.
Speaker 1: I mean no one naturally like talks like that, like
Speaker 1: everything's put on. So I think that I guess the
Speaker 1: extra put on. Have you come across raspy singers? I
Speaker 1: did just watch Don't Look Back, which is so good
Speaker 1: the Bob Dylan documentary. Have you guys seen that? M hmm,
Speaker 1: I really liked you telling us about it on the
Speaker 1: Girl's Chat. Highly recommend. It never changes, it goes by
Speaker 1: so quickly he is this It's like that is kind
Speaker 1: of how he talks. I always thought it was a
Speaker 1: put on, but it's kind of Once you watch him
Speaker 1: speak and then he goes into his singing, you're like,
Speaker 1: it's not that different, and he's it's just such a
Speaker 1: wild He's so young and so like full of I
Speaker 1: don't know, like this weird energy, like he's fucking with
Speaker 1: everybody that all the journalists that come into his room.
Speaker 1: And then it just reminds me so much of Nikki
Speaker 1: on tour and just people pulling you in so many
Speaker 1: different directions, like hey, really quick in the green room,
Speaker 1: can you meet my five sons? They are really the
Speaker 1: real big fans, and you're going to come to our
Speaker 1: cabin next time you're in town, and just this whole
Speaker 1: rigor morrole you have to go through, I highly recommend you.
Speaker 1: I just want to tell everyone right now, I will
Speaker 1: never go to a second location with you after a show,
Speaker 1: no matter who you are. I love meeting everyone. I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding you. I love my fans. You guys are
Speaker 1: normal people. I would be friends with you if it
Speaker 1: was a different like we would be friends who hang out.
Speaker 1: I have. I enjoy our conversations when we do the
Speaker 1: meet and greets. I'm never gonna go stay at your house.
Speaker 1: And some of you are like, well, who would ask
Speaker 1: you to stay at their house? Who would ask you
Speaker 1: to go to dinner before the show with strangers? The
Speaker 1: venue owner or like the venue managers. So and you
Speaker 1: know what, it's so sweet because there are comedians that
Speaker 1: do do that because they're alcoholics and they need people
Speaker 1: to drink with. Okay, so you're probably like, well, Bert
Speaker 1: came over and drank with us before the show and
Speaker 1: after the show. Yeah, I slept on our couch for
Speaker 1: a year. Um, I'm never going to do that. And
Speaker 1: it's not because I'm think I'm better than you, or
Speaker 1: because I don't like you, or I don't think or
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that normally, if I lived in Boston
Speaker 1: and we could be friends, I would. I just can't
Speaker 1: when I'm on the road and it's just not going
Speaker 1: to happen. So um uh you know, you know. The
Speaker 1: one time I'll do it is if my friends are
Speaker 1: going to get laid maybe from it, then I'll go
Speaker 1: and I'll go. I will go to support you, to
Speaker 1: go hang out with these girls. Will you open for
Speaker 1: me at the bar after the show for like five minutes?
Speaker 1: Like when I was on the road and it used
Speaker 1: to be like you were single and your meal and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I was. I would get sad when you guys
Speaker 1: wouldn't invite me because I'm like, I want to do
Speaker 1: you know this will help, Like I feel like these
Speaker 1: girls know that we're not we would sleep with them all.
Speaker 1: But as long as I have my friends with me,
Speaker 1: I will go. And as long as there's another purpose
Speaker 1: there besides me being like having to entertain lutely, I'll go. Um,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna go um to your favorite vegan
Speaker 1: cafe before the show. I don't have time. I usually
Speaker 1: here's how it goes. I usually fly in and about
Speaker 1: like three around then is like after a day of travel,
Speaker 1: we get in at like three, I have to start
Speaker 1: getting ready at five thirty, so by the time I
Speaker 1: get to my hotel it's usually four, and then I
Speaker 1: don't have time to go to your favorite smoothie place
Speaker 1: and get a vegan thing like. But it is sweet
Speaker 1: when you recommend stuff because we do order food every
Speaker 1: night from places. So if you do have recommendations for
Speaker 1: good vegan places near a venue, please send those. But
Speaker 1: some people are like, you gotta come to my cafe
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's like my barbecue joint, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you know me? Or did you watch one roast?
Speaker 1: And is it by the is it by the venue?
Speaker 1: You know it's six hours south of here. It's cool though,
Speaker 1: like it's a cool vibe. I'm sure you'll dig it. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I have like two friends I kind of know
Speaker 1: who you are, so they'd love to meet you, but
Speaker 1: know they don't like you at all, they hate you.
Speaker 1: But I think that if you met them in person,
Speaker 1: we could just funk with them a little bit. And also,
Speaker 1: this is another popular request that I don't know why
Speaker 1: people do it. I would never have guessed it was
Speaker 1: a normal thing. No more asking to make videos for
Speaker 1: your friend who didn't want to come where I where
Speaker 1: I ship talk him and go you motherfucker, you didn't
Speaker 1: come to the fucking show, You piece of ship, You
Speaker 1: pour piece of ship who had to work because you
Speaker 1: have a fucking daughter to support, Like you always want
Speaker 1: me to roast your friend who couldn't afford to come
Speaker 1: or who doesn't like me, And it's just I I
Speaker 1: was reading this New Yorker article about Shane Gillis and
Speaker 1: there's this one part where someone in it comes up
Speaker 1: to him and ask them to make a video for
Speaker 1: someone who didn't come to the show. And I was
Speaker 1: so envious of Shane because he just goes, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do that. I'm not gonna be mean, dear friend.
Speaker 1: And I always take the bathe and I always make
Speaker 1: the sucking video. And I know for a fact that
Speaker 1: person's like, why is she so mad at me? Because
Speaker 1: it's funny in theory that you are like for coming
Speaker 1: from you to your friend, this would be funny, but
Speaker 1: from your friend to your friend, from a person that
Speaker 1: they probably do like and just couldn't make the time
Speaker 1: or it wasn't important enough to spend the money. It's
Speaker 1: just like aggressive and I'll never get that person to
Speaker 1: like me again because it doesn't really it comes off
Speaker 1: like the tone is not right. There's no real left
Speaker 1: turn joke, just like it's one per meet and greet.
Speaker 1: People ask me to do this, and you think that
Speaker 1: you're a rose comedian. I think that's like where people
Speaker 1: are coming from there, Like, you know, people are going
Speaker 1: to think I'm such an asshole for saying all these things.
Speaker 1: Please still ask me to do funny videos for like people,
Speaker 1: and I'll just tell you, no, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: like you, dumb piece. I'm not gonna roast you in
Speaker 1: that moment. I'm just gonna say no. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start saying no a little bit more. You got to
Speaker 1: save these pipes. And with that, let's go to break
Speaker 1: and we'll be back with more Andrew round all day
Speaker 1: and night coming in, so welcome back to the show.
Speaker 1: We're talking about bizarre fan requests. Do you guys have
Speaker 1: any more trying to think like it's usually let's get
Speaker 1: fucked up. After the show, they come up to you
Speaker 1: and I think it's sad too, because I feel like
Speaker 1: they have a whole idea of like, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: up to him, I'm gonna say I have weed and
Speaker 1: maybe cocaine, and we get some beers and like they
Speaker 1: probably thought about this maybe three days beforehand, to be
Speaker 1: like and then he'll come out, We're gonna have the
Speaker 1: best time ever. That's the kind of person he is.
Speaker 1: He loves to get after it after the show. And
Speaker 1: then I just see like a sadness sometimes in their
Speaker 1: face when they're like, oh, you don't want to yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking ruin your life tonight. Well they don't know you
Speaker 1: that well then too, because you don't I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess you do drink now, but you don't get like fucked.
Speaker 1: But there are stories where they're like, yeah, dude, remember
Speaker 1: when you fucking parbaty with Little John. Let's do that tonight.
Speaker 1: But instead of like going to a strip club and stuff,
Speaker 1: we'll just be at my house and we'll look at
Speaker 1: each other in the a and do blow. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I think I've gone to I've gone out
Speaker 1: with fans before. I mean, I've been doing this twenty
Speaker 1: years and so I have definitely ended up at people's
Speaker 1: apartments and been attacked by their dogs and had Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one girl's dog. Um, waitress at a comedy club
Speaker 1: in Tampa. Her dog attacked me in the face. Was terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what he was like annoyed by me? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it wasn't I wasn't like bleeding or anything, but
Speaker 1: it was because I narrowly dodged getting bit and she
Speaker 1: like pulled him back, but it was like it could
Speaker 1: have been a vicious attack, and I was like, oh God.
Speaker 1: And then and this was before Uber, you know, like
Speaker 1: this is two th five, six, seven eight. So I
Speaker 1: would just be stuck at these places and drunk and yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to hang out after shows and um, and
Speaker 1: then it got to be the point where I was
Speaker 1: a feature act, and I just felt like if I
Speaker 1: went out with these people, they would just tell me
Speaker 1: how good the headliner was. And I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be around that, so I didn't. There was a time
Speaker 1: where a window where I would have gone out with people,
Speaker 1: but I just didn't want to hear how much I sucked,
Speaker 1: and so I would avoid that. Really, so much of
Speaker 1: my life is avoiding any kind of criticism. The other day,
Speaker 1: Anya sent me a clip because I was asking for
Speaker 1: I need to post more clips on Instagram and everything,
Speaker 1: and I hate watching myself and so I was like,
Speaker 1: asked on the girls chat that I have with, um
Speaker 1: all the girls from Girls Trip. Um, you know all
Speaker 1: the girls from the movie Girl's Trip. Who else is
Speaker 1: in that movie? Jada Pinkett? Um? Oh she in that
Speaker 1: was she like a bitchy white assistant or something? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: she had a line that became a name you go
Speaker 1: girl or something like that, like just cheesy white woman
Speaker 1: saying girl girl. Um. But Anya and I was like,
Speaker 1: if you guys ever come across a clip of mine
Speaker 1: on YouTube that you think would be good on Instagram
Speaker 1: where you just like tell me the time stamp of it,
Speaker 1: so I know. And so Anya was like this one
Speaker 1: seven minutes and I go to look at it, and
Speaker 1: you know how, like usually on YouTube, if I'm watching
Speaker 1: something of mine, I put up my hand so I
Speaker 1: can't see any comments. I hide it, I cover the screen. Um.
Speaker 1: But on the way I didn't because it was a compilation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just like looking at my finger that doesn't have
Speaker 1: a ring on it yet, just like some Yeah, it
Speaker 1: had a million videos of the same video sent to us.
Speaker 1: Now I know of people, yeah, oh yeah, I've tried
Speaker 1: the string. But the problem is this ring. I have
Speaker 1: had a ring on my fingers over six months. Everyone,
Speaker 1: October six will be seven months or no, October eight
Speaker 1: will be seven months. Um. Since f Way Island season finale,
Speaker 1: that's the first time you will see it on my finger.
Speaker 1: Um at the elimination ceremony. Um. It won't come off.
Speaker 1: And I cannot do the string because it is has
Speaker 1: sharp edges on the side. It's like a and so
Speaker 1: that string catches on the edges. So that is I
Speaker 1: really don't mind it. It's a part of me now.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to get it off. I don't
Speaker 1: even don't even send me solutions. I don't care. Um.
Speaker 1: But I do have rings on my ring finger. I
Speaker 1: have several because it's my most delicate finger. It is.
Speaker 1: It fits the most rings. It's my favorite finger. It's
Speaker 1: the prettiest finger I have, and it's the only finger
Speaker 1: that fits a size I don't know, six or five
Speaker 1: or whatever. These most of the rings I have are
Speaker 1: these size and I think it's so rude finger use
Speaker 1: that finger and that men won't flir with me if
Speaker 1: I've got or you know what, they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Men don't give a funk if you're in a relationship.
Speaker 1: I thought saying that I was in a relationship with
Speaker 1: like take away a certain amount of attention I get
Speaker 1: from male suitors. It doesn't, if anything, they come on stronger.
Speaker 1: It's like because they vailable. You could be eight months pregnant.
Speaker 1: The guys like, what are you doing? I don't know,
Speaker 1: having a baby in a week. Wild. I still stand
Speaker 1: by the fact that I can't really like post about
Speaker 1: my boyfriend because I'll lose followers because that's how weird
Speaker 1: men are. But knowing that they I have a boyfriend,
Speaker 1: they still don't give a fuck. And and you know,
Speaker 1: it's that is something that I actually Chris would probably
Speaker 1: not like me to here to say this, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to stop being desired by men just because
Speaker 1: I'm unavailable. You cannot suck me, but I hope you
Speaker 1: still try. It makes me feel pretty. I also really
Speaker 1: care Chris. Yeah, I mean that's how way I feel
Speaker 1: when people want to funk Chris, just people, groups of people, UM,
Speaker 1: I feel. But what was I saying about you were
Speaker 1: holding your hand up over them. So yeah, and then
Speaker 1: so I didn't do that on this one because it
Speaker 1: was a compilation, and so I thought it's like they'll
Speaker 1: talk about someone else or I just wasn't on alert.
Speaker 1: And of course the first fucking comment is I can't Uh,
Speaker 1: I would have led the best life if I never
Speaker 1: saw the second comic. And I'm like, who's this, who's
Speaker 1: that person? I'm like, oh, poor Roy Wood, And I'm like, nope,
Speaker 1: he's the first, Nikki is the second, and it's just
Speaker 1: like kire. But here's the problem, because I talked to
Speaker 1: Chris about it and he goes, that is such a
Speaker 1: lame thing to say. It's such a classic internet thing.
Speaker 1: It's almost like saying I don't like female comics, of
Speaker 1: being like, I could have got my whole life without
Speaker 1: seeing that because I was talking about my dog going
Speaker 1: down on me. It's a hilarious bit, and my especially
Speaker 1: the half hour or not the half hour, the stand up,
Speaker 1: it's one of them. It's one of my favorites, and
Speaker 1: it's all it's a layer. It's so funny and I
Speaker 1: stand by it and you can hear my old voice
Speaker 1: on that. Um. But Chris was like, it's just um,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's just the lamest internet comment. That's like
Speaker 1: saying like I can has cheeseburgers, Like, it's just like
Speaker 1: such a classic thing people, right, and it means nothing?
Speaker 1: And I go, the thing is it does mean so thing?
Speaker 1: Because what it does And this happens to me too,
Speaker 1: and I've talked about it before. When I watch a
Speaker 1: YouTube video and I see the first pinned thing, the
Speaker 1: most popular criticism of this, it affects how I view it.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to go straight to that second person
Speaker 1: and know this person I'm probably supposed to not like,
Speaker 1: and whether or not that makes me want to like
Speaker 1: them more, or whether it makes me it sets the
Speaker 1: tone for how people should feel about you. This is
Speaker 1: exactly why I am not partaking in um this thing
Speaker 1: I got asked to do because it involves like a
Speaker 1: lot of comics with a lot of fans that have
Speaker 1: already probably don't like me, And although so badly I
Speaker 1: want to be like accepted by those fans and want
Speaker 1: those fans to like me, I turned it down because
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is an opportunity for those those people
Speaker 1: that they're fans of to make fun of me and
Speaker 1: for them to set the tone of this is how
Speaker 1: we talk about Nikki Glazer, this is how this is
Speaker 1: how you're supposed to feel about her. And although we're
Speaker 1: all buddies, this is how we really feel. And it's
Speaker 1: just the be aware though, Like when don't you guys
Speaker 1: feel that you're affected by like comments on things. I
Speaker 1: look at comments on things to see how people are
Speaker 1: feeling and it and whether even though I'm a strong
Speaker 1: person and I know that I shouldn't be persuaded by
Speaker 1: stuff like that, it does. It does make you look
Speaker 1: at things differently. It ruins my life, like it depends
Speaker 1: on the comment. No, I mean like looking at when
Speaker 1: you watch an innocuous video and you read the comment,
Speaker 1: It doesn't that affect how you kind of view that
Speaker 1: video for sure, for sure. And I'll even watch something
Speaker 1: that I like and then read a comment and go,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm a fucking idiot, Like and you're smart, it's savvy,
Speaker 1: so it's happening to you. It is. I saw a
Speaker 1: movie last night and it made me realize how fucking
Speaker 1: dumb people are because I want alone to a movie.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what movie I saw, but the
Speaker 1: people's enjoyment of this movie made me go, We're done.
Speaker 1: There's no bar. People are stupid. It's it's like laughing
Speaker 1: at like the most stupid. They were just enjoying things
Speaker 1: in a way that and thinking this movie is great
Speaker 1: in a way that I go, how when I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it, but like, I'm
Speaker 1: just dumb that I'm just I'm so disappointed. I'm disappointed
Speaker 1: in my fellow man. And I it makes me either
Speaker 1: want to make movies and make TV too, because I
Speaker 1: always look at things like Veep or The Wire or
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad and I go, what's the point of me
Speaker 1: making TV? I can never I can say with a surety,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's the word. I will
Speaker 1: never make it something as good as Veep comedically ever
Speaker 1: and or thirty Rock. It's just out of my league.
Speaker 1: And yes that took it took a village to make
Speaker 1: those shows, but um but man, people just put out
Speaker 1: crap and then everyone just it. I just how could
Speaker 1: you make something? I don't know? I guess that holds
Speaker 1: me back from making art because I'm like, it can't
Speaker 1: be as good as that, So I won't make anything.
Speaker 1: Whereas some people just go, I just wanted to. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes if I made something, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be that bad, but it also wouldn't be that good,
Speaker 1: like that bad, So I'd be in the middle, which
Speaker 1: I hate the middle. So the middle, I'm in the
Speaker 1: middle with everything. And I'm like five nine and a half.
Speaker 1: I'm just a little bit overweight. I'm in my hands
Speaker 1: are just above small, like my cocks just above small.
Speaker 1: My breath is okay, my teeth that's actually middle. I
Speaker 1: want to be a fucking I don't know. I want
Speaker 1: to be either six nine or three four. I hate
Speaker 1: being a medium. I really do know. I am such
Speaker 1: a medium as well. And people go, no, Nikki, you've
Speaker 1: done all this stuff. It's because I just showed up
Speaker 1: more than you guys did. That's what I did. I
Speaker 1: was I don't like, wasn't working before, No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I just I mean, yeah, so it was um now
Speaker 1: I was enjoying it. Andrew, I like, you know, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm busting chopped. Really. Yeah. I think something can
Speaker 1: be so bad it becomes extremely popular, and I don't
Speaker 1: know what that is. I don't know. There's a certain
Speaker 1: kind of bad that does very good, like watching like
Speaker 1: Hallmark movies, you know, like people like crap. And I
Speaker 1: understand that because I just go, oh, those people are
Speaker 1: just stupid. People can't smart enough to enjoy something like Veep.
Speaker 1: But there are people that are smart, that are smart
Speaker 1: enough to get Veep that also enjoy like I watched.
Speaker 1: I don't like to say because I work in the intraay,
Speaker 1: I don't like to say the things that I don't like.
Speaker 1: But man, it's just I'm watching rewatching Will and Grace
Speaker 1: right now. I show is so fucking funny and so
Speaker 1: well done. I'm rewatching UM. I watched the pilot of
Speaker 1: Frasier last night. I cried at that, not cried, but
Speaker 1: for me when I say cried, I've teared up at
Speaker 1: the end. Um. Yeah, the pilot it is. I recommended
Speaker 1: It's on Hulu. You guys. Well. This weekend I was
Speaker 1: at UM my friend Greg Warren's comedy special in Lexington, Kentucky,
Speaker 1: and he had one of his friends there, Mark Gross,
Speaker 1: who is a showrunner for UM sitcoms and or Sorry,
Speaker 1: head writer for a lot of sitcoms that you would
Speaker 1: know and love, and he was talking to me about
Speaker 1: developing something he's like, do you have any ideas you
Speaker 1: know what, And I'm like, I don't know, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I go, I was thinking about multi cam because multi
Speaker 1: cam is I never wanted. By the way, single cam
Speaker 1: is like, um, I don't know why I'm giving this example.
Speaker 1: Dahmer or veep, you know, that's single cam, and then
Speaker 1: multi cam is like Friends Frasier filmed in front of
Speaker 1: a live studio audience, a big bang theory. That's multi cam.
Speaker 1: And I never wanted to do multiicam because there's just
Speaker 1: so cheese c and they're not real, you know, they
Speaker 1: don't feel as real as um single cam. But then
Speaker 1: I realized that multi caams are so much easier to
Speaker 1: shoot because it's a live studio audience. You can't keep
Speaker 1: them for seven hours, so you get in. It's like
Speaker 1: doing a play you have, and it's good for stand
Speaker 1: up because it's interaction with the audience, so it's fun.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I would like, actually love to
Speaker 1: do on multiicam, So I'm starting to think about ideas
Speaker 1: for that. But I talked to him and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually have some ideas, and I think that as
Speaker 1: a life that I would want to do is being
Speaker 1: on a multi caam and so, and I've been watching
Speaker 1: Will and Grace again just naturally like kind of drawn
Speaker 1: to him, friends, Seinfeld everything, and he goes watch I
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta write a pilot though, and he
Speaker 1: goes watch the Frasier pilot. It's the perfect pilot. It's
Speaker 1: the and I so I watched it last night and
Speaker 1: god damn it is it? Ever? It made me? It's you.
Speaker 1: I bet you anything, you'll tear up. You should watch
Speaker 1: it and tell us tomorrow. I think you can probably
Speaker 1: read the script to that would help you. I feel
Speaker 1: like one is the right one. I will pull up
Speaker 1: an example and like, you know, try to match it
Speaker 1: as in terms of scene length and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But I think I have an idea for one, and
Speaker 1: I think I really want to do one, because do it,
Speaker 1: it would be streamers and want with them now. And
Speaker 1: you don't have to be squeaky clean anymore, so you
Speaker 1: can be like, do a dirty show. I remember Louis
Speaker 1: did what was his show, Lucky Louie. Lucky Louie was
Speaker 1: was a multiicam that was dirty and which I really enjoyed.
Speaker 1: Jim Norton was so funny in that that one dude
Speaker 1: had always worked a seller who had Rick Shapiro was
Speaker 1: on it. Ye, dude, that dude was I just remember
Speaker 1: what he was monologue in it that. But that's what
Speaker 1: I kind of can see from my show maybe that
Speaker 1: you would maybe want to do something still like dark humor,
Speaker 1: but like awesome multicam and you're like even friends in Seinfeld,
Speaker 1: like I could do because it's so fun and like
Speaker 1: just and I never really thought about the studio audience
Speaker 1: and feeding off that. And that is why I've been like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do TV because TV is so boring.
Speaker 1: You just wait around all day in a trailer and
Speaker 1: then you the scene. By the time you actually get
Speaker 1: the scene, it's like the last take and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh god, are they going to even use that one?
Speaker 1: It's just so then you need like a vision of
Speaker 1: like where's this scene going to take place? Oh, we
Speaker 1: gotta fucking lock down that whole boulevard or whatever. And
Speaker 1: then but if it's just like oh, and they don't
Speaker 1: give you feedback, like when you see they don't go
Speaker 1: that was amazing because they just think you're an actor
Speaker 1: who already knows you're amazing because most actors already do
Speaker 1: think they're amazing. But I'm someone who constantly needs validation,
Speaker 1: so having a studio audience would be incredible. I didn't
Speaker 1: even think about that. Maybe you could just have silent
Speaker 1: clappers on on set where it's like with golf, do
Speaker 1: you feel that way? Do you ever hit a shot
Speaker 1: and you're like someone, I'm so, I'm yes, I'm the
Speaker 1: word I When I would serve with my step friends,
Speaker 1: I'd catch a wave and then I'd ask everyone, people
Speaker 1: that didn't even know me, did you see that? Did
Speaker 1: you seem like you're such a fucking loser? I remember
Speaker 1: I had a hit in like in like middle school.
Speaker 1: I laid this guy out so good and no one
Speaker 1: said anything but one father. Yeah. One father was driving
Speaker 1: us home in football, and that was one of the
Speaker 1: best hits I've ever seen. I go, yeah, so what
Speaker 1: was the hit? Like what did it look like to you?
Speaker 1: And like I asked him like que and by the
Speaker 1: end of it, he's like, I can't I hate this kid.
Speaker 1: It's funny because you were aware at the time that
Speaker 1: that was obnoxious, yet you couldn't help yourself because you
Speaker 1: wouldn't remember unless you knew it was obnoxious because it
Speaker 1: comes down to my dad not giving me enough credit,
Speaker 1: and then if I got credit from an older man,
Speaker 1: any old man. But yeah, I'm horrible at that needing validation.
Speaker 1: I've gotten better, you know. I just do it because
Speaker 1: I liked the progression of it, rather than like the
Speaker 1: like a great job way to gonya. Do you seek
Speaker 1: that as a musician, I mean you have to wait
Speaker 1: for a whole song until the claps, and you get
Speaker 1: claps no matter what. You get claps if you're performing,
Speaker 1: but not at home struggling with a song. Like I've
Speaker 1: been working on a song this weekend and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: why do I do this? It is agony It is
Speaker 1: just send it to me and I'll go, this is
Speaker 1: amazing at you know, like I will when it's done.
Speaker 1: But the process is like it's so grueling. It's like
Speaker 1: for the first two days it's just like baby, baby,
Speaker 1: baby steps. Like I took a shitty idea already. I
Speaker 1: was like, now it's coming along, it's going to be good.
Speaker 1: But the shitty thing I wasn't asking you about that.
Speaker 1: It was hard. What do you do? Do you hum? First?
Speaker 1: Do you start with a chorus. I had an idea
Speaker 1: three months ago that I loved that I played with
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's just so baroque and weirdly classical.
Speaker 1: How can I make that into a song? And I
Speaker 1: just put it away and then what does that mean?
Speaker 1: What was the idea that made you go that's baroque? Like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anything that. It just sounds very
Speaker 1: like it sounds old timy, It sounds like not like
Speaker 1: I like a lot of my songs have this, like okay,
Speaker 1: it's just like d D d D. It like sounds
Speaker 1: like that. It's like a melody like that, and but
Speaker 1: it results is that how so she has stuff like
Speaker 1: that that makes me yeah? But um. Then I had
Speaker 1: an idea and it's like kind of a wrap like
Speaker 1: a hip hoppy not a rap, but like in the
Speaker 1: sense that Fiona Apple sort of does rhythms like that.
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of doing a song like that, like
Speaker 1: my song shut Up, which is sort of like talkie singing.
Speaker 1: And then I had the idea to put in like
Speaker 1: the baroque thing fit right, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's great, that's great for the chorus, so kind of
Speaker 1: like leather tying those things together, like your surgeon leather
Speaker 1: and your vocal chords um, and now it's like I
Speaker 1: can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 1: But it took three days and I'm not done yet.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it could be a songwriter because
Speaker 1: of that. It's just I've been trying to write songs too,
Speaker 1: and it's just I get bored after two minutes and
Speaker 1: I feel accomplished at like writing one or coming up
Speaker 1: with one, and then I it takes too long, and
Speaker 1: comedy for me doesn't take long, and I just don't
Speaker 1: know if I can do it. Yeah. I mean, when
Speaker 1: you're writing jokes, you're not laboring over it, right, You're like, no,
Speaker 1: I just I'm putting it. I just say something in
Speaker 1: conversation that kind of makes you laugh harder than usual.
Speaker 1: And then I surreptitiously take out my phone and jot
Speaker 1: it down. And then a month later, I'm about to
Speaker 1: go on stage and I'm like, I want to do
Speaker 1: something new, and then I'll look at my note and
Speaker 1: it will say chopstick Fiesta and I'll go oh, and
Speaker 1: then I'll just walk on stage as I'm reading it.
Speaker 1: I'm walking on stage, and then I'll say something on
Speaker 1: stage and then it'll either work or won't, and then
Speaker 1: over the course of seven sets it will become something
Speaker 1: or it won't. But I will not look at it
Speaker 1: or think about it outside of those seven sets even once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they stay on my phone and then maybe a
Speaker 1: year later, I'll bring my chopstick fista and try it
Speaker 1: a different way to But it's not like intentional. It's
Speaker 1: never like I literally just like scrolling my foot, bring
Speaker 1: up my notes and just go and see where it
Speaker 1: lands and stop and go okay. So I'll do something
Speaker 1: from like months or years ago sometimes that um, it's
Speaker 1: just such a slow way of working. It's so um lazy.
Speaker 1: It's so lazy. And you do you feel like you
Speaker 1: are doing comedy in service to others, Like when someone
Speaker 1: comes up to you after a show and says, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that meant so much to me, Like that,
Speaker 1: like I finally feel like someone got me, or I
Speaker 1: feel less shame about X, Y or Z because you've
Speaker 1: talked about it. Is that part of why now I
Speaker 1: do that now? Where I'm like, oh, this is something
Speaker 1: that when people need to fucking know about this, this
Speaker 1: is important. But um, I think initially, No, you just
Speaker 1: do things that will people like me if I do
Speaker 1: this right, Yeah, I don't know. I did. I did
Speaker 1: shows all weekend. I didn't any joke that I do
Speaker 1: that's not about me. It seems to always really fail,
Speaker 1: like especially the first time I tell it, Like if
Speaker 1: it's about a subject, I just you ever write something
Speaker 1: You're like, this is funny, I know what? Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: it's just like for someone that talks about subjects like
Speaker 1: I'm talking about space, and like I had this whole
Speaker 1: idea about space and I'm like, in the middle of
Speaker 1: telling it, I go, I don't care about my opinion
Speaker 1: on this, like while I'm saying it out loud, even
Speaker 1: though I think it's funny. Yeah, that's true. I guess.
Speaker 1: I know I didn't say that out loud. Maybe I
Speaker 1: should say I don't care about Well, that was the
Speaker 1: whole I don't care about what I'm talking about, Just
Speaker 1: so you guys know, you know, I'm sorry. I'm listening
Speaker 1: to you guys talk about like your creative process and
Speaker 1: how it varies between the three of you, but like
Speaker 1: the type of work that you put into it. And
Speaker 1: then going back to what Nikki was saying about going
Speaker 1: to the movie theater and wondering, like, why is the
Speaker 1: audience liking this when it's so terrible? So I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: and I'm wondering maybe instead of looking at like how
Speaker 1: the audience ingests it, you look at like, well, what
Speaker 1: is TV and Hollywood putting out right now? Is it
Speaker 1: this like honest form of creativity or is it just
Speaker 1: like a formula that gets people acting like mechanical robots
Speaker 1: and reacting to it? Yeah, well, there that is a trick.
Speaker 1: It's like they tell you when to laugh, so you know,
Speaker 1: either with a laugh track in sitcoms or just the
Speaker 1: way you can say something. I can deliver a line
Speaker 1: and it does. If I do that, You're gonna laugh
Speaker 1: a little bit longer because I'm going and there's a
Speaker 1: bunch line, and so they can you can learn a cadence.
Speaker 1: I just it. I guess our our styles kind of
Speaker 1: fit like who we are. Like Anya is just much
Speaker 1: more like she will fold a towel and like set
Speaker 1: it down gently, like she's a slower person, So like
Speaker 1: you can do slower things that take time, like you.
Speaker 1: I could see you like baking too, and enjoying that
Speaker 1: process of like a slow process whereas I'm like, why
Speaker 1: would anyone ever bake anything? It's so all the ingredients
Speaker 1: in the box, right, I mean when I smoked weed,
Speaker 1: I would I would always just smoke out of a pipe.
Speaker 1: When people would roll joints, I'm like, that's like the
Speaker 1: oven of weed. I'm going to use the microwave. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? I didn't use an oven until I
Speaker 1: was like thirty two years old. Yeah, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe later, right, I mean, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I never used an oven. I just don't like. I
Speaker 1: don't like taking a long time. And I think that's
Speaker 1: why I like comedy. It's just right away it's funny,
Speaker 1: Like I know something funny right away, because the only
Speaker 1: reason it ends up in my notebook is because it
Speaker 1: already got a laugh. It wasn't. And I think that's
Speaker 1: the difference between you writing about space is being like,
Speaker 1: think I have an idea here, Like it didn't get
Speaker 1: a laugh Initially you were just it was in your
Speaker 1: head being like this could be funny, as opposed to Oh,
Speaker 1: I said this to Brenna and she laughed, and then
Speaker 1: I'm now I'm going to make something of it. So
Speaker 1: I already know it's a win, yeah, I think. And
Speaker 1: the initial thing was funny. I did say it out loud,
Speaker 1: and then when I started to like expand on it
Speaker 1: and like write about it and like compare it to
Speaker 1: something else, then it just became like an analogy kind
Speaker 1: of joke, or you try to become another comedian. I
Speaker 1: don't do that all the time, where I'm like, how
Speaker 1: would like Sam Morrill tell this joke? Or like I'm
Speaker 1: watching a lot of Mark Norman, so I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that would be like if I took a toothbrush and
Speaker 1: I stuck it up my ass. And then it's like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not the way I talk comedy, but I also
Speaker 1: think that is the way. Not sorry about that. Um.
Speaker 1: I was just saying everyone has influences, and I swear
Speaker 1: every artist that thinks they're ripping someone off they really aren't.
Speaker 1: Like often Matt, my partner will be like, is this
Speaker 1: a total rip off of whatever? Said? Partner? Because you're
Speaker 1: older and you don't want to say fiance or boyfriend
Speaker 1: gay because partner, I gotta say, we gotta quit partner
Speaker 1: unless you're gay. No, I think that's data, Nick, No,
Speaker 1: I don't. It's sending the when I hear someone say,
Speaker 1: if people don't know who you are and you say partner,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna assume gay. Baby. I was with you in
Speaker 1: two thousand and ten, but now I have to say
Speaker 1: no because everybody is partnered. But why don't you boyfriend?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can if I want, but I
Speaker 1: feel too old to say boyfriend. And okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: saying it's an old thing. It's about feeling like you
Speaker 1: feel ridiculous. But yeah, I'm not trying to be don't
Speaker 1: I'm a everyone I hate partner about but I just
Speaker 1: love her. I love lover if you're trying to be
Speaker 1: funny like lover is like your but partner unless you're
Speaker 1: working on a law firm, or you're gay like that
Speaker 1: is a way to tell people that you're or say
Speaker 1: boyfriend if you're her girlfriend. If you get like But
Speaker 1: when you hear what I think, I think it just
Speaker 1: confuses people because then they go, oh, she's avoiding saying
Speaker 1: that she's gay. But she's gay. I know, But I
Speaker 1: think is that as this I'm with you, I don't
Speaker 1: even like partner? What when she's other things that make
Speaker 1: me think you're gay? Sorry, I'm wrecking. My boyfriend will
Speaker 1: often try to imitate or he'll be like, I'm I
Speaker 1: got influenced by such and such band. Is this a
Speaker 1: total rip off of let's say, wise Blood or something.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can't hear that influence at all
Speaker 1: because it's coming through your voice and your guitar. So
Speaker 1: just go with it. So I think if you think
Speaker 1: you're imitating Mark Norman, I bet the results would be
Speaker 1: great and not a rip off at all. And I
Speaker 1: do think it's a good thing to do and that
Speaker 1: you shouldn't avoid ripping off someone because as long as
Speaker 1: you're not actually stealing their joke, it will take you
Speaker 1: in a different direction, like you know, get you out
Speaker 1: of your the way that you do every single joke
Speaker 1: that you do, not you but like anyone, all right,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break. We'll come back with more
Speaker 1: with my partners. Anya and Andrew appreciate it, and we're back. Um,
Speaker 1: can we do a little bit of news any or Noah? Sure? Anya,
Speaker 1: you guys both have allows with at the end. Andrew, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go through the knees quickly. He said, Ah, you
Speaker 1: didn sayre alright, it's the news. Welcome to the news.
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew Colin and it's you know what that means.
Speaker 1: It's Monday. Hope you having all this well? Back to
Speaker 1: you and Nyaya. Okay, did you guys know that when
Speaker 1: you're stressed, a dog detects the chemical changes in your
Speaker 1: body through your breath, and then the dog reflects your
Speaker 1: state of mind. So dogs experience and emotional contagion and
Speaker 1: mirror or reflect their owner's state of mind. It's so true.
Speaker 1: Sometimes if I'm seeking Luigi's attention infection, I will mimic
Speaker 1: being distressed, because whenever I'm crying or on the verge
Speaker 1: of tears, he always kind of like gets out of
Speaker 1: bed and looks at me like even if I'm just
Speaker 1: like if I just go like, he'll he'll sense it.
Speaker 1: So sometimes to get his affection, I will seems stressed,
Speaker 1: and I'm stressed all the time, so I'm sure he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's just it's hard to react to
Speaker 1: something that's constantly so they're not The study found that
Speaker 1: they're not really reading your body language. But when we're stressed,
Speaker 1: there's some kind of chemical um that's excreted in our breath,
Speaker 1: and the dogs smell that well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I feel like he can smell it from across the room.
Speaker 1: Like might change because I I know that like dogs
Speaker 1: can they there? I read about their smell this morning
Speaker 1: and reading this, they have We have um six million
Speaker 1: whatever receptors on our nose and they have three million.
Speaker 1: And they can smell a droplet of a substance in
Speaker 1: twenty Olympic sized swimming pools one droplet, whereas we could not,
Speaker 1: you know so, And they also their noses. When we
Speaker 1: smell something, air also comes in at the same time
Speaker 1: we smell, but they block off in their nose. Air
Speaker 1: and smell come from different places. So they're sucking in
Speaker 1: air in one hole and then it blocks it off
Speaker 1: and they get a roman another. And when we breathe out,
Speaker 1: it's pushing all the air and the smell out, whereas
Speaker 1: when they breathe out, it's circulating more back in. So
Speaker 1: they I mean, it's insane. We don't even understand certain
Speaker 1: senses on. Certain animals are so much better than humans,
Speaker 1: yet they can't dominate them. Yeah, we dominate them, and
Speaker 1: they can't like write a speech, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Brains are made of peanuts, but their noses are unbelievable,
Speaker 1: twitching around. They're like your tongue. Can you imagine your
Speaker 1: morning breath to a dog? A dog has to be
Speaker 1: like I fucking hate you said dogs hate? No, they
Speaker 1: love stink sense jokes. Oh yeah, yeah, that was in
Speaker 1: that same set I think where I said that when
Speaker 1: you fart, it's like giving your dog an air treat.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever said it because it gross
Speaker 1: people so much, but yeah, maybe that was. So a
Speaker 1: dog likes to smell of ship because they go into
Speaker 1: ship a lot. Well, yeah, it masks their own sense,
Speaker 1: so it's good for their survival. They don't want to
Speaker 1: be skilled by other predators. My dog will she sometimes
Speaker 1: when I'll start crying, I'm like really ramping it up
Speaker 1: for because I just I know she likes licking the
Speaker 1: tears off my face. And yesterday I just let her
Speaker 1: go to town and like my entire face because I
Speaker 1: did wash her face immediately immediately. And also I think
Speaker 1: she gets jealous. And can they say that dogs can
Speaker 1: smell your pheromones? Because the second Matt will hug me
Speaker 1: or kiss me in the kitchen, like she just shoves
Speaker 1: her nose right into my pussy or my button. It's
Speaker 1: so weird depending on I'm like, I'm getting, I'm getting
Speaker 1: I'm getting double double trouble there. My ain is opens
Speaker 1: when Yeah, it is weird when you have when you
Speaker 1: copulate in front of your dog. Know when to break
Speaker 1: up with Matt when she doesn't run up to your
Speaker 1: vagina because you're gonna know that you don't feel the
Speaker 1: same way. Yeah, he's going to be like, do you
Speaker 1: not love me anymore? Do I not pling you on
Speaker 1: any smell? Yeah? Apparently dogs hate our like they really
Speaker 1: resent us for deodorant and perfumes and just define Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're really I mean this weekend on the Girl's Chat,
Speaker 1: I was horrified by a thread of things that got
Speaker 1: revealed about dogs. Can you just no, no no. My friends,
Speaker 1: her dog ate her poop this weekend because she had
Speaker 1: to poop in her yard because she was locked out
Speaker 1: of a house, and then her dog ate her ship,
Speaker 1: And I have to say that if my dog ate
Speaker 1: my I have no problem with pooping in the yard.
Speaker 1: All that checks out. She had no other option. She
Speaker 1: was in like Colorado in the sucking Boonies, and she
Speaker 1: was locked out of her parents house that had this
Speaker 1: coat on it, so she had to poop in the yard.
Speaker 1: The dogs ate the poop. I would say though that
Speaker 1: I would have to. I would probably not interact with
Speaker 1: Luigi for a month after that if I knew he
Speaker 1: gobbled my ship because you're too turned on. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: couldn't morny. I would be jealous talk about how did
Speaker 1: she like lighthearted about it and mean like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: so funny. And I was seriously like, you need to
Speaker 1: put that dog downe depending on your diet, do it
Speaker 1: or not. Of course they would do it, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I would not keep that dog in my house afterwards.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I's not going to be. You're
Speaker 1: not going to be in your house? What? I just
Speaker 1: don't want his ship mouth that, like, you haven't the
Speaker 1: teeth with What if you're sitting in your front yard
Speaker 1: you don't have a dog, but you'll still make out
Speaker 1: with your boyfriend. My boyfriend does not do that. I'm
Speaker 1: just okay, well, I'm saying would not. Absolutely would not.
Speaker 1: But I said the chat was just like that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh you're like anti shaming? What is this? Like? I
Speaker 1: thought you were not into people shaming themselves so I
Speaker 1: let my dog eat my poop when I was eight.
Speaker 1: That's different, but that that's different because you were eight,
Speaker 1: But don't understand being an adult woman that her dog
Speaker 1: ate her ship. And then like I wonder if she
Speaker 1: even let her dog back in the car with her
Speaker 1: or like, well, she was horrified. She was like, I'm
Speaker 1: disgusted with this dog. I was horrified. She tried to
Speaker 1: get rid of it, and then I think he went
Speaker 1: for more. She was like, what are you doing? Like
Speaker 1: she she was in dire straits, and she goes, what
Speaker 1: did he eat? Popcorn? What was in there? Right? She
Speaker 1: probab dog food? What do you think? She really tested
Speaker 1: my boundaries of like I I when my dog eat
Speaker 1: like my dogs. First of all, I've never seen my
Speaker 1: dog eat ship. They sniff it, but I've never seen
Speaker 1: and I know that's a normal thing for dogs to do.
Speaker 1: I don't think my dogs are better than your dogs,
Speaker 1: but my dog don't eat ship. I've never had a
Speaker 1: dog that eat ship. I've never seen it happen. I
Speaker 1: do know that they smell other dogsh it, and I
Speaker 1: do not allow them to because I heard that their
Speaker 1: nose can suck up worms and that's a wave if
Speaker 1: it was yours, they would in a second they love you. Um,
Speaker 1: they would smell it and maybe trying to lick it
Speaker 1: or something. But I've never seen them try to eat ship.
Speaker 1: I have to say, Like, and sometimes I've been on
Speaker 1: my phone and haven't been paying attention and they're sniffing
Speaker 1: a place for a while. They don't go to eat
Speaker 1: the ship. All I know is when it happened to me,
Speaker 1: I was shocked to Yeah, I wonder if it tastes
Speaker 1: like caviare to them, Like it's like human shit, Like
Speaker 1: it must be delicious to them. I have no there's
Speaker 1: no judgment on them doing it. I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: would have a hard time letting that dog back in
Speaker 1: my own Yeah, I really would. Um, it would all
Speaker 1: right be several days, okay several. Taylor Swift says her
Speaker 1: new song anti Hero confronts the things I Hate about
Speaker 1: myself and the latest Midnight's Mayhem with Me post. Swift
Speaker 1: said that she struggles a lot with the idea that
Speaker 1: life has become unmag unmanageably sized, and says that she
Speaker 1: struggles with the idea of not feeling like a person
Speaker 1: I know I would I would feel that it's nice
Speaker 1: to hear that she struggles like we all do. And
Speaker 1: she even said in this thing. So she's been doing
Speaker 1: this thing ahead of her release of Midnights, which is
Speaker 1: coming October twenty one. I believe that she's been doing
Speaker 1: this thing every couple of days where she um spins
Speaker 1: this like um little cage of all these little ping
Speaker 1: pong balls and they each have a track number on it,
Speaker 1: and then she reveals the name of the track, the
Speaker 1: name of the song, and to Swifties, this is a
Speaker 1: huge deal just to know the name of a song,
Speaker 1: because we just get excited about this dumb ship. And
Speaker 1: then last night for the first time, she did track
Speaker 1: three and it was called anti Hero. And then she
Speaker 1: put on a real on Instagram that was this an
Speaker 1: interview she did about the song and to Hero and
Speaker 1: it's about all of her insecurities and how yeah, what
Speaker 1: what you know? Noah just said it was hard to
Speaker 1: hear her say what I hate about myself because I
Speaker 1: was just like, really, I mean, I can't wait for
Speaker 1: the song to find out, but um, I'm I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: I'm glad she's putting it out there because I think everyone,
Speaker 1: no matter how perfect they are, does hate things about themselves,
Speaker 1: And also I feel like when you get to a
Speaker 1: certain level, you're not supposed to say you hate anything
Speaker 1: about yourself, even if you do, because you're setting an
Speaker 1: example for young women not to hate themselves. And I
Speaker 1: have always said fuck that, So I'm glad to hear that. Um.
Speaker 1: But I also I like how like kind of just
Speaker 1: she's usually so poised and every word that she picks
Speaker 1: is already pre written, Like we've heard her do the
Speaker 1: n y U speech, We've heard her give like kind
Speaker 1: of acceptance speeches for different awards recently, and it's all
Speaker 1: been very scripted. So it's nice to see this little
Speaker 1: interview with her where she was kind of just like
Speaker 1: shooting from the hip. You could tell she was kind
Speaker 1: of just like, I don't know, it's just I really
Speaker 1: liked the song and it's very honest, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, if you're saying this song is honest,
Speaker 1: what are we going to get. I'm so excited about
Speaker 1: this album. It's all songs that she wrote in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night when she couldn't sleep on you.
Speaker 1: Have you ever written a song in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night when you can't sleep, like woken up and
Speaker 1: been like, I have to get this song out. Oh
Speaker 1: I wish I've had song ideas come to me and
Speaker 1: dreams and I'll record them into a voice memo. It's
Speaker 1: been a while since I've done that, like a year
Speaker 1: and a half. But no, I've never written a song
Speaker 1: fully in my sleep. I have written one song called
Speaker 1: go to Bed, went out of an insomnia moment that's
Speaker 1: actually in the middle of the night. But that's exciting.
Speaker 1: Do you think her her saying that she's human like
Speaker 1: the rest of us and struggling is also premeditated because
Speaker 1: she's such a savvy businesswoman, or do you everything she
Speaker 1: does she knows what she's doing. But this felt very
Speaker 1: casual to me. The way she was talking felt like
Speaker 1: she was doing almost like a podcast, like she didn't
Speaker 1: really know where the sentence was going to go, and
Speaker 1: she was choosing great words because she's just amazing and smart.
Speaker 1: But um, I really liked that she said, um what
Speaker 1: was the part that was my favorite? Oh, I was
Speaker 1: just gonna say it. She said, um, my life has
Speaker 1: become um, yeah, unmanageably sized, instead of being like bragging,
Speaker 1: being like it's so big. Oh, At one point, she
Speaker 1: goes and by the way, don't feel sorry for me, please.
Speaker 1: It's not like when I went like, don't please, no pity,
Speaker 1: like she didn't want anyone. She needed to say that too,
Speaker 1: because she's like to hear someone complain about like I
Speaker 1: hate my life when your Taylor Swift, it's it's hard
Speaker 1: to hear this like for even saying that, like of
Speaker 1: being like oh, like giving like a like a disclosure
Speaker 1: before like I know this is gonna you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But she did it though. If you watch it,
Speaker 1: it's so masterfully done. You can't be mad at her.
Speaker 1: She's just adorable. She's sweet. Um. I cannot wait for
Speaker 1: this album. I am resentful of how much she puts
Speaker 1: out and how constantly she is working and writing, and
Speaker 1: I'm just so I just can't believe. I know, I
Speaker 1: wonder does she have time for a relationship. I think so.
Speaker 1: She seems happy. I think she. I would love to
Speaker 1: see a day in her life, like how she manages
Speaker 1: a day off. I mean, that's the stuff. That's why
Speaker 1: I want to be friends with her. I just want
Speaker 1: to see how she manages her life. And she bakes
Speaker 1: a lot, I know, and like cooking and stuff, and
Speaker 1: she's just like like decorating and she's taught, but she's
Speaker 1: not doing a million podcast she's not doing there's a
Speaker 1: lot of things she's not doing where she probably has
Speaker 1: a decent amount of time for I went through three
Speaker 1: weeks without doing any podcast or doing anything, and I
Speaker 1: did not write an area song or a joke or anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just like with a free time.
Speaker 1: I do not like free time. And I was stand
Speaker 1: by that the rest of my life. I just got
Speaker 1: three weeks of it, and I did not like it
Speaker 1: so much. Reading and you seem to be doing a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff like you're enjoying everything. Oh, and you
Speaker 1: wanted to be off your device. No, I mean like
Speaker 1: I never like sit in a chair with an overhead
Speaker 1: light over my book. It's it's me in bed, bundled
Speaker 1: and sixty two degree like my air conditioning blasting me,
Speaker 1: bundled over the covers in the dark at three o'clock
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, when it is beautiful, like seventy seven degrees,
Speaker 1: gorgeous day, the nicest day of the year, and I'm
Speaker 1: in my room in the dark with the blackout curtains drawn,
Speaker 1: reading a book. About, you know, because relatively comfortable except
Speaker 1: for the content. Yeah, well, I don't know, or like
Speaker 1: I'm on Reddit, which you know might seem stupid, but
Speaker 1: I'm usually reading about interesting things that I care about.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Because anything that feels good or
Speaker 1: feels like the act of someone who's depressed feels guilty.
Speaker 1: You know, like if you're not enjoying the weather, you
Speaker 1: are a bad person. It's the nicest week of a
Speaker 1: year and you're inside. What the funk is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Don't you understand it? What do you do when you
Speaker 1: have nothing to do? I know you golf, but like,
Speaker 1: what do you do if there's no golfing and you
Speaker 1: you just have the afternoon and there's no podcast to do,
Speaker 1: there's no cleaning to be done, there's no cooking to
Speaker 1: be done, there's no meal prep. What the funk do
Speaker 1: you guys do? There's always something like what what what
Speaker 1: do you do? Andrew? I did buy a book. I
Speaker 1: bought a book. I started reading it. It's the Life
Speaker 1: of Leonardo da Vinci. What made you do that? I
Speaker 1: went to a bookstore and I felt like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I missed the feeling of a book in my hand.
Speaker 1: But what made you choose that book? Um, because I
Speaker 1: read this guy I forget the name of the author,
Speaker 1: but he wrote to Steve Jobs biography. Oh yeah, Walter
Speaker 1: Isaacson Wilson. And I really enjoyed that. And I really
Speaker 1: like Leonard eventually for the first seventy pages and then
Speaker 1: it starts getting into the technical things of how he paints,
Speaker 1: and then and then you start having to reread everything.
Speaker 1: I just like, give me a simple story that he
Speaker 1: went to the farm and then he moved to the
Speaker 1: big city and the big city was scary for Leonardo,
Speaker 1: but he started drawing with Penn and then and that's
Speaker 1: good for me. And I'm like, I know the story
Speaker 1: of Leonardo eventually. I don't need to know, Like you
Speaker 1: could tell it's Leonardo by the landscape of the cloud
Speaker 1: and how I have tried to keep John Steinbeck's East
Speaker 1: of Eden so many fucking times because on the reddit
Speaker 1: subreddit books, it's always listed as the number one best
Speaker 1: book of all time, Like people love. What's so hard
Speaker 1: I have to hear about the fucking geography of the uh,
Speaker 1: you know, northern California valley and the escapes and the
Speaker 1: mountains and the aslands and the wet lands and the
Speaker 1: deltas and the it goes on. So I cannot get
Speaker 1: past the first three pages because I'm so I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about clouds. I don't need to describing
Speaker 1: I stand a description of the topography in a fucking book.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about what the shingles on
Speaker 1: the roof look like. I don't want to hear about
Speaker 1: what the the sconces or the the gate like. If
Speaker 1: you're describing a scene, just tell me the type of house,
Speaker 1: tell me the type of neighborhood, and get on with
Speaker 1: the fucking story. By the way, make your books three chapters.
Speaker 1: I don't need in the first four pages, and you
Speaker 1: got me hooked chapter seven there, like we need the
Speaker 1: eighty thousand words or we're not paying you. I am
Speaker 1: tired of people recommending books that make them seem smart.
Speaker 1: Stop it. Just tell me what you actually like to read,
Speaker 1: which is something that actually was written recently and does
Speaker 1: not describe a bucolic field or like Sea Escape. I'm
Speaker 1: so tired every book reads like The Old Man in
Speaker 1: the Sea, and I know that's book to read. That's
Speaker 1: actually an easy book to read. I've read that one
Speaker 1: that wasn't actually easy final thoughts. You could do that
Speaker 1: one catches the fish. Um, let's do a quick with
Speaker 1: top one bottom one. Um, this category today is old
Speaker 1: technology old technology top one, bottom one. Let's start with
Speaker 1: bottom worst old technology. Andrew right, I thought we were
Speaker 1: gonna start. Okay, uh, you go first. Sorry, old technology
Speaker 1: speaking spell. Yes, that was a boring thing, but it
Speaker 1: was kind of like the you don't like it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I couldn't think of when it was cool
Speaker 1: for the time. But they could have done better, couldn't
Speaker 1: they have. I mean, it's just a little boring and
Speaker 1: it took forever, but it was red. I like the
Speaker 1: handle on it though, that you could walk around with
Speaker 1: it and yeah, you're typing things in and I went
Speaker 1: on it was pretty much like my robot voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um noah, your least favorite. Um the palm Pilot. You
Speaker 1: guys remember that, oh pilot? I never had sideways? Did
Speaker 1: that open sideways? Know? That one was that was cool
Speaker 1: though the we the palm Pilot had a pen. It
Speaker 1: was for like people. I thought they were doing business.
Speaker 1: It was so do their best. Um worre a sound
Speaker 1: of someone typing on a palm pilot. A palm pilot
Speaker 1: with your mouth. That's good. That was not it sounds
Speaker 1: like a typewriter. Here's one. It sounds like a mouse.
Speaker 1: Eat a little mouse. The mouse was in law of
Speaker 1: smelling another mouse. Okay, vile. I never used them, but
Speaker 1: um they were recently like became extinct. I think just recently.
Speaker 1: It was like the last palm vilet or not palm
Speaker 1: vilet um BlackBerry is the one. I was thinking, my
Speaker 1: uncle Dennistar is a little clickier. Uh that maybe that's
Speaker 1: what I was doing, the impression of um that makes sense. Now.
Speaker 1: Um my least favorite old technology because I googled old
Speaker 1: technology just to same list, and this is what I
Speaker 1: learned about just now, and it is by far the worst.
Speaker 1: It's called the bathing machine. The bathing machine was a
Speaker 1: device popular from the eighteenth century until the early twentieth century.
Speaker 1: It would allow people to change into their swimwear while
Speaker 1: on the beach. So women would go in, they would
Speaker 1: take off their petticoats and their dresses and everything, and
Speaker 1: then they would change into their swimwear, which was essentially
Speaker 1: like a onesie, a giant onesie, still very covered up,
Speaker 1: and then because it was so embared, seemed to like
Speaker 1: walk into the water. The thing would then this big,
Speaker 1: you know, outhouse type thing would be rolled into the
Speaker 1: sea and then you would get out of it in
Speaker 1: the sea, and then it would come back onto them.
Speaker 1: Just all because about um to hide women's bodies and
Speaker 1: men were allowed to swim nude and women had to
Speaker 1: get in this funny bathing machine they needed like a
Speaker 1: submarine essentially. Yeah, I mean how much would something like
Speaker 1: that cost back then? You'd pay that seems extremely expensive. Well,
Speaker 1: it was like every beach had one. Beaches were very
Speaker 1: crowded back in it, especially like in the Northeast and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like thousands of people on the beach because it
Speaker 1: was like hot, no a c there was nothing to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was no TikTok. I love that. I love when
Speaker 1: you when one time when I was at Daniel Boone's home,
Speaker 1: like touring it with my parents on some kind of
Speaker 1: road trip. The one was like, well Daniel Boone didn't
Speaker 1: have Nintendo, now did he? He didn't have TV. So
Speaker 1: she went through every technology he didn't have to really
Speaker 1: like drive it home. We were like, okay, we get it.
Speaker 1: Well again, I did a I did a report on Daniel.
Speaker 1: That's a weird Daniel Boone, like where you remember you
Speaker 1: pretend to be Did you ever have to do something
Speaker 1: where you have to be frozen all day? As that
Speaker 1: so that my uncle made me like frozen, and no
Speaker 1: I did. I had to wear one of those the
Speaker 1: raccoon hats or whatever. That's cool, And I was a
Speaker 1: Daniel Boon for a day. Should you were frozen? Didn't
Speaker 1: fight in Texas? Yeah, you just had to stayd He
Speaker 1: was a frontiersman, I believe. I don't really remember. I
Speaker 1: know we didn't play to Nintendo my bottom one. I
Speaker 1: know it's at the time it was great, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't that. The tape player, I guess at the time
Speaker 1: was great, but now like VCR, no like tapes like yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I just remember so cute now how like um,
Speaker 1: Because I didn't take care of my things, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: put it the tape, the ship would always come out
Speaker 1: and I have to rewind it in with a pencil
Speaker 1: and I never did it well, and then the music
Speaker 1: wouldn't sound good. And then you have to go through
Speaker 1: fifteen songs to find one song because it didn't tell
Speaker 1: you figure out where you were in a tape. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what I do like about a tape player.
Speaker 1: I do like I missed the sound of plastic closing
Speaker 1: like that, like that just that like she is working
Speaker 1: or like even I'm a multiple disc player, like an
Speaker 1: old CD player that would do like five and be
Speaker 1: like eem it was so good. And remember when you
Speaker 1: go remember when we go into the old theaters and
Speaker 1: they have those like I mean that's before our time,
Speaker 1: but like you have to be really strong to like
Speaker 1: work in electronics and everything like was like you're like
Speaker 1: the big metal like like bars like projector pluck with
Speaker 1: the lights and everything. You were seen that in the
Speaker 1: back of the theaters, like the old school things that
Speaker 1: teenager press and play. That's what it was. Are you
Speaker 1: talking about like for theatrical productions or for films theatrical productions?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's talking about like lights and the whole
Speaker 1: just like every sounds yeah too, everything's quiet now, everything silent.
Speaker 1: I do like keyboard sounds out satisfying. Top one, Top one.
Speaker 1: I want to switch my answers now. I think speaking
Speaker 1: spell was the top thing ever and my worst thing
Speaker 1: has disposable cameras. But I can't decide if I'm not.
Speaker 1: I love the wine, the sound of the wind, and
Speaker 1: the sound of the when you would turn on the
Speaker 1: flash and go like like a hyper sound that your
Speaker 1: dog can be here. So good at these things. I
Speaker 1: forgot about that. And the click when you hit the
Speaker 1: thing it's like and then you would only you would
Speaker 1: see it, like the number, or when you didn't when
Speaker 1: you had like four left, but that last sometimes you
Speaker 1: would be like, do I have one lad? And then
Speaker 1: you would know what it wouldn't stop binding and like walgreens.
Speaker 1: And then a week later you had your memories and
Speaker 1: a envelope and it was about three good pictures and
Speaker 1: the rest were just nightmare, just like like you were
Speaker 1: taking pictures of space. It was trying to take a
Speaker 1: photo of the moon now with our phones. Oh my god. Yes, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got nostalgic for it because I saw a picture
Speaker 1: of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty or Dockerty or however
Speaker 1: you say his name from the Libertines and they were
Speaker 1: walking around like fifteen years ago and she's clutching a
Speaker 1: packet of cigarettes and a digital camera or a disposable
Speaker 1: camera nineties, and it was probably twenty five years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, I know everything we have to you
Speaker 1: have to update all of Like I recently realized I
Speaker 1: had to update my like ten years ago. I need
Speaker 1: to just go it's it's probably fifteen and now my
Speaker 1: fifteen is now twenty about every so often you've got
Speaker 1: to make that updates. Angry is when people go, do
Speaker 1: you know that nineteen was closer than nineteen eighty than
Speaker 1: we are now? And I'm like, fuck you, dude, I
Speaker 1: don't because it does tomorrow. I know. I know. That
Speaker 1: really bothers me too. I thought you were going to say,
Speaker 1: like who cares? But the thing is really significant is
Speaker 1: closed like Woodstock was closer to nineteen, Like there's things
Speaker 1: that like nineteen sixty nine was closer to today would
Speaker 1: be to nineteen. So whatever, Yeah, obviously whatever, whatever forty years.
Speaker 1: That's the point is in nineties, you would look at
Speaker 1: the sixties like whoa way back then, But now the
Speaker 1: nineties are what the sixties were to that time to us,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh my god, the sixties and the
Speaker 1: nineties was like a century ago, and now the nineties
Speaker 1: to us. About World War Two in the nineties that
Speaker 1: would be about like kids learning about the first Iraqi War.
Speaker 1: Now like that's how that's fucking weird. Anyways, al Right,
Speaker 1: my number one thing is the high school or middle
Speaker 1: school or you know whatever school um projector screen they'd
Speaker 1: roll that out that lights would come down. I would
Speaker 1: get a s MR. I would almost fall asleep every
Speaker 1: single time. I would be having to fight sleeping the
Speaker 1: entire time. But then the pens would come out, and
Speaker 1: sometimes the pens would be terrible. But when there's a
Speaker 1: fresh batch of pens, and the way they would write
Speaker 1: on that thing, and the way that you could watch
Speaker 1: your teacher's handwriting, which was very exciting. There's just something
Speaker 1: so soothing about that. I miss it so much. And yeah,
Speaker 1: that was my probably favorite technology a lot of times
Speaker 1: when that came out. That's probably going to be a
Speaker 1: substitute teacher. And you know, you don't have to fight,
Speaker 1: can listen to really do anything. Yeah, because they can't
Speaker 1: call on you in the dark. It's like you're protected
Speaker 1: in the dark. No one's going to bully you in
Speaker 1: the dark, Like it's it's you in your room when
Speaker 1: it's seventy degrees when you would get dark in the room,
Speaker 1: and then the projector and then the sound of the pens.
Speaker 1: It was all very a smr chalk to I love choco.
Speaker 1: Though I was a lefty, I'd get chalk on my hand,
Speaker 1: you know. I just make you a gymnast. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like a little gymnast that never quit. My top one
Speaker 1: would be, Um, I think home phone when we just
Speaker 1: had home phones, because then you could get away. You
Speaker 1: could just say hey, I wasn't home, Like sorry, I
Speaker 1: couldn't like there was the easiest excuse ever to get
Speaker 1: out of anything. But if you I was thinking about that,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't give up. How convenient it is to get
Speaker 1: in touch with someone now for the ability to not
Speaker 1: to dodge someone, and there was answering machine. I was
Speaker 1: also thinking, I did more stalkers drive by your house
Speaker 1: to check to see if you're a home Yes, but
Speaker 1: they can find you now pretty easy too, because everything's
Speaker 1: so connected. So what's scarier the fact that they could
Speaker 1: get to you now because your locations everywhere, or back
Speaker 1: then when they could just drive your house, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, or when they had to drive by
Speaker 1: where they had to drive they can just happen to
Speaker 1: your ring camera. Um, no ah, real quick, what's your favorite.
Speaker 1: My favorite is actually uh Andrew's bottom, which is the
Speaker 1: tape recorder the like, especially when it became portable, because
Speaker 1: my friend and I we would take that thing everywhere
Speaker 1: and we would record these like documentaries, and then every
Speaker 1: year we would go back and listen to them and like,
Speaker 1: hear how tiny our voices sounded, and just remember conspiracies
Speaker 1: from school, or we would pretend to do talk shows
Speaker 1: on them and stuff. So your Wow, yeah, you were
Speaker 1: a podcasting broadcaster. Oh my god, do you have those sense?
Speaker 1: You gotta play him? I mean I have, but I
Speaker 1: don't have a tape player. Can't find a tape player anywhere. Um.
Speaker 1: My favorite toy as a kid, it reminded me of
Speaker 1: that was the yak back and you could talk into
Speaker 1: it and then it would do it backwards and you
Speaker 1: could learn how to say things backwards, and then you
Speaker 1: would say it backwards and then play backwards and it
Speaker 1: would sound I still know how to say my name
Speaker 1: backwards or as lag e can or as lag egan
Speaker 1: or leg become a millionaire? You think that ya back? No,
Speaker 1: because they're not still around. Yeah, what a weird invention.
Speaker 1: They were awesome. I'm sure there's some kind of app
Speaker 1: that does the same thing. But they were so fund
Speaker 1: of the signing off know, because you would have It's
Speaker 1: it's not just like reading them backwards, you know. It's
Speaker 1: like the sound anywhere and yeah, wait is an yours?
Speaker 1: I just made it up. It sounds like that sounds
Speaker 1: pretty close. I think there's someone that can actually app nidlock.
Speaker 1: We're because Colin. If you're taking Collin, it would be
Speaker 1: that's how you say it backwards, if you're reading it backwards.
Speaker 1: But the sound is a lot different than what you
Speaker 1: would be reading because rez Lag is not it was
Speaker 1: LaGG Agan, it was something. It sounds like an alien talking.
Speaker 1: It's so weird. All right, we gotta go. Thank you
Speaker 1: guys for listening to the show. We'll be back tomorrow
Speaker 1: with more show. We're back, Baby, we're back. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, Annia for being here. Uh, don't be cool.
Speaker 1: And Jack, you're doing Jack backwards, Jack back