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Speaker 1: way we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much

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Speaker 1: wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Melbourne?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need with?

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Speaker 3: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgarow. Hello, my friend Chris. Today

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Speaker 1: I had a beehive removed from my backyard.

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Speaker 3: You had I usually I had something ready, You had

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Speaker 3: a beehive removed.

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Speaker 1: The reason I busted into mine is because you always

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Speaker 1: do yours. I think the B news is breaking I

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Speaker 1: feel like a bee hive removal is breaking news. So

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Speaker 1: I just ran out first with it.

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Speaker 3: Did you up to this point have some sort of

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Speaker 3: a B problem because of the hive? I imagine you did.

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Speaker 1: WHOA. It's just that I had to get my trees trimmed,

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Speaker 1: that beehive is there, And I said, I get you.

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Speaker 1: I'm on your side, sir, So I had to have

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Speaker 3: It's pretty presumptuous of him, though, because what if you

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Speaker 1: Honey I was wearing the whole netted hat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why he thought he could impinge on

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Speaker 1: got the queen, I got the honeycomb. Everything's out. It's

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Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, you don't know about bee hierarchy. You take

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Speaker 1: Well still, so they don't they're not going to stick around,

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Speaker 1: But like, what if bees? I don't know. It feels

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Speaker 3: I think it's the very end of the world thing.

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Speaker 3: We need to appreciate all the bees that we find,

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Speaker 3: because it's been years now that we've just seen them

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Speaker 3: limping on sidewhile and you should have embraced them and

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Speaker 3: taken them into your home. He wanted my opinion, You

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Speaker 1: Fuck, here's the thing I can rely on you to

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Speaker 3: I want to talk about the person that visited my

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Speaker 3: Why it was Kenneth Meggia. He's running for La City Controller,

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Speaker 3: not comptroller controller, and he himself did his own flying.

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Speaker 3: to screen our guests HBO Max Comedy Special. They call

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Speaker 3: me the best segue or in the business. Not even

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Speaker 1: No one said your name.

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Speaker 4: It's fine Storm.

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Speaker 3: Talking everyone Moses Storm.

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Speaker 2: Every time I started sign to Moses Storm here, but

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Speaker 2: Is insane that anyone would think that would work. But

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Speaker 3: Well you paid for that gazebo. Yeah, you got to

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Speaker 2: It'll be like Chris Fairbanks, you know from Fuel TV

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Speaker 2: He got anything, anything, flew as a credit anything. It

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Speaker 2: So you didn't get a job. Karen, you are lucky

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Speaker 2: I saw the ocean. I did a show at the ocean,

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Speaker 4: I'm a jazz boy.

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Speaker 4: I could jump.

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Speaker 3: It was just a free floating box and cross your

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Speaker 4: You might have snapped your heel.

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Speaker 4: I always feel like shit.

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Speaker 2: When I broke a clock at Helium in Portland, climb

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Speaker 4: But yeah, it's target got the movie clock.

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Speaker 3: It's okay that you broke our things. We're Portland, Chris.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're you've tried bits and auditions. If

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I knocked all these papers off your desk.

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Speaker 3: Oh look, that one's my headshot that you won't ever

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Speaker 4: Uh huh, already in the notepile.

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Speaker 3: Did you have a job at Conan?

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Speaker 2: I was, yeah, I was like floating Boy. It was

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Speaker 2: We don't we don't know what you do. We pity

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Speaker 3: I want floating Boy to be the name of your

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Speaker 3: It's much.

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Speaker 4: More magical than just what it is. I'm like that

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Speaker 2: And then people were like, oh my god, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: Tonight Show. You can't take over Conan. There's no such thing.

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Speaker 3: It's a person's name.

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Speaker 4: It's his show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, one day they're going to manufacture a suit

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna run Conan. You're never gonna address it.

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Speaker 2: It's an odd enough name where I could just house

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Speaker 1: Did you start as a PA? I mean like, were

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: No, JP Saul, Chris Red and I performing at Meltdown

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Speaker 4: And we did that.

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Speaker 2: It's a twenty four hours show that would happen with

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Speaker 3: Jesus, did you show up and you were like, what,

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Speaker 4: I was. I was ecstatic to be there.

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Speaker 2: I was like, shit in my pants, so nervous Christmas,

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Speaker 2: I guess bullshit. He had options, he was I got

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Speaker 2: a Chuck Lori show and then yeah, we interviewed people

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Speaker 2: So I got to do the show, and then ever

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Speaker 2: since then I just had worked there just as a performer,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he just obviously likes you, which is which is cool.

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Speaker 3: I am It's a panel and I don't even know

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Speaker 3: if this is It's a good thing to bring up because,

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Speaker 3: as I recall, it ends with a video, a visual

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Speaker 3: which we had a bunch of Indar special. Yeah, but

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Speaker 3: you can blow it a bit, can you. Yes, I

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Speaker 3: am going to blow it. Can you just talk about

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Speaker 3: the tapes that you recorded over that.

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Speaker 4: This is a very real story.

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Speaker 2: So we were not allowed to watch TV growing up,

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Speaker 2: I got addicted to the show and needed to wait

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Speaker 2: they send you these Christian tapes where science is taught

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Speaker 2: and a TV in my room and I would record

445
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:12,359
Speaker 2: his show at night, put a tape in pressure record,

446
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 2: turned the TV off, and then in the morning pretend

447
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 2: I was doing school, but I was fast forwarding Leno

448
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 2: and trying to watch his show as I hover up

449
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 2: at the TV, being an idiot eleven year old. Is

450
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: a subscription model. You send the tapes back every month,

451
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 2: and I thought, Oh, if the worst comes to war

452
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 2: someone at the Christian school academy, they're going to be upset. No,

453
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 2: they blindly send those tapes to other kids, so they

454
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 2: you rewind them and they just they don't look at

455
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 2: them and quality control them. So other kids would be

456
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: watching a science class, whether like photosynthesis is caused by

457
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 2: the devil, that would cut out and it'd be like

458
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 2: the FedEx Pope, or it'd be you know, Walker Texas

459
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 2: Ranger Equips masturbating bear.

460
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, that's the best.

461
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 2: So they enough people complained to the program if it

462
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 2: tapes are damage, and then it got so bad that

463
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: eventually the program they yeah, contacted my mom.

464
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 4: We had damage of the tapes.

465
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,239
Speaker 3: And the reveal is Karen, I don't know if you've

466
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 3: saw it on ConA and he's like, and I have

467
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 3: one of the tapes here, and it's just someone giving

468
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 3: like a lecture, a boring science lecture, and then there's static,

469
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 3: and then it's Conan and like in a cowboy costume dancing.

470
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 3: It was the best.

471
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: Sorry to question it, but you knew was a subscription

472
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: model after the first time, and you kept doing it.

473
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 4: Oh no, I mean this only this only happened, Like you.

474
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 2: Have to just say, like, it takes such a while,

475
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 2: such a slow program. It's just like a woman in

476
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 2: Pensacola that's running the whole thing. So it took a while.

477
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 2: For this to catch up. It was now if it

478
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 2: was like even like what Netflix was in two thousand

479
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 2: and eight, Oh my god. Yeah, be found out within

480
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,199
Speaker 2: a week. But no, such a slow program because it

481
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 2: took multiple students complaining. I think some kids probably didn't

482
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 2: even complain. That's homeschool. You're obviously being neglected. Put these

483
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: types on you. I guess I'll watch this. It's not

484
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: some boring lecture, but it was.

485
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 3: For homeschool kids primarily. Yeah, which you you were homeschooled.

486
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 4: Uh, that's generous. It is no school essentially.

487
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 2: I think I learned how to read and write officially

488
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 2: at sixteen slash eighteen, and then still struggle today, Like

489
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,919
Speaker 2: if I do a table read now, I'm like, I

490
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 2: know it's scripts under locks, but I do need to

491
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 2: look at it before.

492
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 3: Get Well you didn't you say in your special that

493
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 3: you just found out that you have dyslexia.

494
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.

495
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 2: There's so much insecurity around not being able to read

496
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 2: and write.

497
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 4: It's the most embarrassing thing.

498
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 3: So I just I'm not interested in it. That's word

499
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 3: for me.

500
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 4: Focus. It's not a good one.

501
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 2: You're right, So, yeah, it took me a while to

502
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 2: be like Okay, now I'm actually putting the effort in

503
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 2: to learn how to read. I've gotten hooked on phonics

504
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: off of eBay. It started a rudimentary that's hard, that's hard,

505
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 2: but your shaving and you're listening to hooked on phonics.

506
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 4: But it's so.

507
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 2: Then I then I officially got tested by my therapist,

508
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 2: recommended a psychologist, and then did a series of tests

509
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: and I'm found out not only my dyslexic, but I'm

510
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 2: also dysgraphic, which is the order of things. So if

511
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 2: you were to tell me a phone number, I couldn't

512
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 2: then transmit that into a written So it's the two

513
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 2: worst things on top of the worst education.

514
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 3: Wow, that's so because you've made up for it in

515
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 3: another way. You seem to me to be a high

516
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 3: functioning brand person. And that's something that was worded in

517
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 3: a way that I'm admanding that I'm not high functioning brand.

518
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 4: High functioning word person. You are me to do good

519
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 4: at words.

520
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 3: You're a high talking quality man.

521
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's possible with technology to not be entirely literate,

522
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 2: because there's things like there's programs that can read for

523
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 2: you or just but double the work in I can't

524
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: cold read a script. I'd have to memorize the entire thing.

525
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 2: So I because I'm not gonna sound it out if

526
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: I do those bad like MTV clip shows where you

527
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: read a telepropter, I come in the day before and

528
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 2: I memorize the entire entire half hour script all the blocks.

529
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 3: Did you do that kind of secretively or were you

530
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 3: just openly, Like I have a reading thing that.

531
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 2: Once you got a name for your disorder, this guy's

532
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 2: the limit I'm mean mentally unwell.

533
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 4: Where I can be up piece of shit. Yeah.

534
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, the liberation of having a name and of the

535
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 2: disorder has been It's great because now I can just

536
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 2: tell producers up front you know, hey, I have this

537
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 2: disorder and you can't discriminate.

538
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I shoul probably see what I have.

539
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 3: I'm pretty certain just looking back on my life that

540
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 3: I have some version of add Would you guess that, Karen?

541
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: You know me about you? Yeah? I think sure, Yeah,

542
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 3: so I should be taken well.

543
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: I have a feeling though that most people that go

544
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 1: into comedy is there's something about us where it's like

545
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: we just first of all, we need to feel special

546
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: and different. But it's because we are special and different.

547
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: So whatever that kind of thing is, it's like there's

548
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:40,719
Speaker 1: nothing more independent, self sustaining, kind of like self propelling

549
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: or whatever than stand up. Like no one can tell

550
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: you how to do it. No one can tell you

551
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,239
Speaker 1: like anything about it. You just get to do it

552
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: the way you do it, and you have to figure

553
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: out how to do it well enough so that it's successful.

554
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: So it's kind of the perfect thing for anyone, whether

555
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 1: it's like a reading issue or a personality disorder or

556
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,959
Speaker 1: like for me, I just wanted to figure out how

557
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: to smoke pot all the time, so like it and

558
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: yet still like seem successful or like I was doing

559
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: something like the partying aspect. So I just think it's

560
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, it would make perfect sense.

561
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I one time working I'm making that

562
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: World's Dummas show. I would get so overwhelmed by everything,

563
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 3: and someone said, here, try this adderall It'll help you focused.

564
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 3: And I've never felt more normal before and everything was

565
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 3: easier for me. And I'm like, oh, okay, I'm someone

566
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 3: that maybe requires this pill. And that was five years ago.

567
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 3: I haven't looked back. I have never you. Yeah, I

568
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 3: have not. I've taken it once in my life and

569
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 3: that that was one of the best days of my life.

570
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 2: Yet, I because it sounds like you do need it.

571
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 2: I think for people that actually do need it, you

572
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 2: don't have the mass slash cocaine effect. We're like, yeah,

573
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to clean my closets a normal I'm focused

574
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 2: now I can read this next.

575
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that terrible come down.

576
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 2: But right right, are you afraid of having a dependency

577
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: on a drug?

578
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 3: I'm afraid that, like Karen was saying, if I end

579
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 3: up taking something like that, all of a sudden, the

580
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 3: urgency and frantic energy I use to do stand up

581
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 3: will be gone, and I'll no longer be funny, you

582
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 3: know what I mean?

583
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: Very possible. Yeah, very similar to me being afraid the

584
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: bees are going to be taken away. If I'm scared

585
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: the bees are taken away, and now I'm not funny.

586
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the secret to everything.

587
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: That's that's twenty feet down a hill away from minus. Yeah.

588
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 3: I never watched that movie with Tom Hanks where all

589
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 3: the bees come out of that guy's mouth. What was

590
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 3: what was up with that? Oh?

591
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just know e from the mummies

592
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,959
Speaker 4: it's all the bugs bees.

593
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about the Green Mile.

594
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you. Oh bees fly out of his mouth,

595
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: and I remember ceasing to watch it after that moment.

596
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 4: You might need that at all.

597
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I do.

598
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: Maybe I do, And you need it right now the

599
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,239
Speaker 1: thing is now.

600
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

601
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: I didn't like the way it made me feel. After

602
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 2: I was like, this is not good. It's whatever the

603
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 2: benefit I would get from reading. It's different for everyone.

604
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's bad. It's just like you like

605
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: the comdown is awful wow, because it does focus you

606
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 2: and you do get a little bit of a joy,

607
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: a little bit of a boost that would help you

608
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 2: not get frustrated, because if you are to read now,

609
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 2: I get physical headaches, right, and everything in your childhood

610
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: comes up with the frustration of like why why didn't

611
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 2: my parents take care of me? And think you should

612
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 2: probably to be in school. So it does help you

613
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: power through that. But then it's just awful come down.

614
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 2: You're essentially borrowing tomorrow's joy for today.

615
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: Moses, will you talk a little bit about your childhood.

616
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: I know you don't want to, like, yeah, blow jokes

617
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: from your special but at the same time, it is

618
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: incredibly fascinating how you grew up.

619
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 4: I mean, it's like what I'm working on now. It's

620
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 4: part two.

621
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 2: We barely scratch the surface in this special, just because

622
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: it's at a time and I'm I don't know. It

623
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: takes a lot of talent to make some of that

624
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: stuff funny, and I'm just not talented enough as a

625
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: comedian to make it work.

626
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 4: Very religious parents.

627
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: They joined a doomsday cult in the nineties, and it.

628
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 4: Wasn't the famous one.

629
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 2: I don't think they never They had a name called

630
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: The Way, but then there's a way more successful cult

631
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: called The Way, and so they just dropped the name

632
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 2: and they never renamed it because they don't believe in themselves.

633
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: So then we for most of my life, there's three

634
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 2: families in the cult, a lot of kids in each

635
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 2: of the families, suspect that they just had kids to

636
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 2: fill out the membership, And we traveled around. Each of

637
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: the families had a bus like a Greyhound bus that

638
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: very shabby, but converted that into a home, and we

639
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: would tour around the United States unofficially and street preach.

640
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 2: We would have big neon signs that say you're headed

641
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 2: for help, and the younger, the kid that's yelling fire

642
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 2: and brimstone. The more of an interest catcher it is.

643
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 3: So so that was your first performance.

644
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 2: First performance, it was exactly like a college show. Outside

645
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 2: yelling at the.

646
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 3: Top of my loss, people ignoring you, not.

647
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: Really comprehending what the words you're headed for. Hell means,

648
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: I just know that mommy wants you to do that.

649
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 2: So I remember, I mean, people hated us.

650
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 4: You're yelling. You're people like I'm a Christian. You're like, no,

651
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 4: it's not Christianity. You're gonna burn.

652
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: So people would spit on us. They throw a beer

653
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: at us, which like what even if someone's saying you

654
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 2: don't like something, that's a kid. Yeah, they'd moonas. They

655
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: were very much on you when you tell them that

656
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 2: they're going to die and it's all over.

657
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 3: It's a slippery slope mooning kids. I've never done it myself,

658
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: but that was a bad choice. But they were, I guess.

659
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 4: But hey, we got to go the spring break.

660
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 3: You grow up through Daytona Beach.

661
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 4: We got to go to Lallapalooza, the outside park of.

662
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 3: Wait.

663
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: Really, so, was it like you kind of strategically choose

664
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: places where yeah, big groups.

665
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 2: It was really on what we could afford, which is

666
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 2: not a lot of travel. People like you got to

667
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: go everywhere. It's like we'll spend a lot of time

668
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 2: in Florida and North Carolina and Ohio. And then yeah,

669
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 2: I would try to be around bigger events or we

670
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,479
Speaker 2: would stick around another week if something was coming up.

671
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 4: It's something as small as a festival.

672
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: Lose is probably the biggest example, but sometimes it could

673
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: just be a fun run for the cure. But out

674
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: to this day, like this, Branana got cancer, You're gonna burn?

675
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh God.

676
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 2: Basically anywhere there was a crowd, we were there and

677
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 2: it was about it's called witnessing, witnessing for God anywhere

678
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 2: and everywhewhere. So if you're at Walmart, the idea was

679
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 2: like you're you would just feel this push on your back,

680
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 2: your mind go and you have to give someone, uh

681
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: some neon track. It was a religious pamphlet that I

682
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 2: had no idea what it says and still doesn't know

683
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 2: what it says, and uh yeah, you just have to

684
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 2: tell them that they're headed for hell.

685
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 4: And then I had no backup from there.

686
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 3: So as a kid, did you you just kind of

687
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 3: went through the motions. It's you probably weren't like a

688
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 3: hardcore believer in everything that you were being told to do.

689
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 2: Right, Ah, we're terrified. I mean, it wasn't so like

690
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 2: brain dey go to the motion. It was just like,

691
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: oh shit, yeah, I guess I'll do this. I don't

692
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 2: want to be in trouble. And then all my siblings

693
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 2: are doing it and we're isolated from everyone else.

694
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 4: So that's your entire reality.

695
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 2: There's very little barometers for like, hey, this isn't normal

696
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 2: because those kids they have Christmas and they go to school.

697
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 2: Once I got to I don't know, eight nine ten,

698
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 2: you started looking around like the kids are in school,

699
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 2: We're not allowed.

700
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 4: To talk to anyone. This is odd.

701
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 2: And then you see your just your parents get to

702
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: yelled at at a grocery store, not even for witnessing

703
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 2: sometimes sometimes just for shoplifting, just bad behavior and not

704
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 2: paying rent at a campground. So early on, the people

705
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 2: that are supposed to be your authority figures. Very early on,

706
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 2: it was like, oh, they don't got these are people

707
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 2: that do not have me. So then the paradigm starts

708
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: to shift. You start to think a little bit more

709
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: for yourself. Once you come to that awakening that those

710
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 2: people aren't the arbor is of truth, those aren't authority figures,

711
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 2: everyone in the world is not happy with them. But

712
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 2: then I believe I was going to hell up until

713
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 2: I was sixteen.

714
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 1: Well the hell thing is just as being raised Catholic,

715
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: obviously very different. But there's that thing where it's kind

716
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: of like but the rationale that they give you does

717
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: hold up for a while where it's like just walking

718
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: away doesn't feel right because there is you know, the

719
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: understanding is it's all throughout your life. So it's just

720
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: like that idea of totally turning your back on a

721
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: thing that was built in is a hard thing to do.

722
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 4: That's hard to be. Like, I was wrong for so long.

723
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 2: It's scary, and it's scary now to not have any

724
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 2: set faith thing of just being like, are you dieing?

725
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 4: There's nothing, so I don't believe in nothing.

726
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 2: I'm I'm mostly not annoying Bill Maher a man in

727
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 2: the sky who Yeah, it's well that helps.

728
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 4: A lot of people out. Yeah, yeah, what do you know?

729
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 4: Coffee bread?

730
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: But I wish I had something in my life, like

731
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,919
Speaker 2: I wish self help work done me, like I wish

732
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 2: Eckert totally was something that was like, now that makes

733
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: me feel good.

734
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: Echo totally though the simplicity of that, I don't you

735
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: know that like sit on a bench and stare concept,

736
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 1: It's like I need I do need more directions. Sorry.

737
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 2: It is a privilege of the ranage too to be

738
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 2: able to sit on a bench and be present meditate.

739
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: If you're a single mom with five kids, you to

740
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 2: yell that there's not a lot of time to meditate.

741
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: No, not at all, or even have any quiet at all.

742
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

743
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 2: I think I think a lot of self help is

744
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 2: geared towards people with a privileged life, and there's nothing

745
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 2: wrong with that. But when you become privilege, your problems

746
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 2: are less. It's more interesting self worth. What am I

747
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 2: even doing with my life? You have time to examine

748
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 2: those other things. But if if the landlord is at

749
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 2: your door, if there's a threat, if there's like, oh,

750
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 2: we can't go in that room because the one of

751
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 2: the rooms is overtaken by mice and roaches, which is

752
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 2: a thing that's what we were focused on. It wasn't

753
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 2: there was no time to be like what is it?

754
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 4: Ald I?

755
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 3: Everything I want to follow this up with is from

756
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 3: your special and like Karen said, I don't want to hand.

757
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 4: I don't care. I don't care who cares.

758
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 3: The most memorable thing is that your mom died all

759
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 3: your kids all the kid's hair blonde. So to confuse

760
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 3: the landlord that there was only one kid if I

761
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 3: make them all look the same, and to make it

762
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: seem like she was a natural blonde. Look, all my

763
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 3: kids are blonde. So those two reasons, I don't know

764
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 3: which is better.

765
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 4: This is true.

766
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 2: That was the first time I did that second part

767
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: of the joke because we had all these stopdowns because

768
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 2: so many things went wrong during the tapeing. The first

769
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: part of the joke where it's supposed to end, is

770
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 2: my mom died all five of her kids blonde because

771
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 2: she didn't want anyone knowing that she herself was not

772
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: a natural blonde, right, even a cereal killer on that run,

773
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: But the law would be like, that's too much.

774
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 4: I'm not going to gone girl my kids with hair dye. Now.

775
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 2: In the process of setting up the special, I ran

776
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 2: everything by her because I was like, what is somebody

777
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: that didn't sign.

778
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 4: Up to be in the entertainment industry?

779
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 2: And even though it's my life and my experience, I

780
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: think there is some sort of responsibility that you have

781
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 2: to be like, hey, I'm going to do this. You're

782
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: not going to be embarrassed on a giant streaming service,

783
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 2: but let me ed to tell you what I'm doing.

784
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 2: So then in that process of talking about the hair days,

785
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, yeah, but it wasn't it's like about

786
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 2: to take a special She goes, it wasn't just because

787
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 2: of that.

788
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure I was.

789
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: I wanted not people to not know I was a

790
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: fake plant, but we were about to be evicted from

791
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 2: a one bedroom apartment and I was trying to make

792
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: all you five.

793
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 4: Kids look like one kid.

794
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 3: So your mom wrote that joke, Yeah.

795
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 2: And it was just the fact, like I could never

796
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 2: think of specific that would top that of.

797
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 4: Like, well, that's like when you're at that carnival. It's

798
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 4: like that is it?

799
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: That's a genius?

800
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 4: Yeah?

801
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: Is your mom now out of that belief system or as.

802
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 2: That for her there's like a tether to the past

803
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 2: of that. I wonder how much she belie leaves about it.

804
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 2: But I think as far as the cult leader James,

805
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 2: I don't know she's in contact with him. I mean,

806
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: one of the really genius things that the cult leader

807
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 2: did is that she was never in You always keep

808
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 2: people at her arms distance of you, never are accepted.

809
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 4: He's never like you were saved.

810
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 2: So it keeps you wanting his affection, It keeps you

811
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 2: wanting to try harder, send him more money. When her

812
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 2: grandmother died, she gave him all the inheritance money. Oh wow,

813
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 2: So it's she was never accepted. So maybe there's something

814
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 2: liberating in all of us kids being like that guy

815
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 2: wasn't right.

816
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 4: Okay.

817
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 2: I remember he came into the house and he humiliated

818
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 2: you in front of all of us and said that

819
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 2: you don't need to listen to your mom anymore.

820
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 4: She's she's a witch. She's going to burn. That's not right.

821
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 4: So I don't there's some scarring there where.

822
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 2: I think she's still if he came back, it was like,

823
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 2: you're accepted, she sheould go back.

824
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 4: But I think over all, no, she's leveled out. She's remarried.

825
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 4: She's in an.

826
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 2: RV again, but this time a company did the conversion.

827
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 4: And yeah, I think it is one of the nuns.

828
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh good.

829
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 2: And she's spending her sixties just apologizing to everyone and

830
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 2: trying to make up for the past and trying to be.

831
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 4: A really good grandma.

832
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a lot of people have scars in the

833
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: past and they're still taking their time to come around.

834
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 2: But overall, yeah, she has learned, you know, thirty years

835
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: later from her mistakes.

836
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,479
Speaker 1: That's great. I mean that that's rare.

837
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

838
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 3: I do know that she has to be funny though,

839
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 3: because the trying to get you guys on America's Funniest

840
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 3: fone videos is a job, a serious ideet, like, we

841
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 3: have to take this seriously as a job.

842
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 2: That's what's so funny is the stakes are so high.

843
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 2: So one of our jobs growing up mainly was dumpster

844
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 2: diving and then selling the junk at a yard sale

845
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: that was pop up sometimes other people's front lawns because

846
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 2: we couldn't keep doing the trailer park. No one wants

847
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 2: to come to a trailer park, so we would just

848
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: set up on other people's yards. There's that grass right

849
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 2: before the curb's yeah property, this isn't.

850
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 3: Technically your yard, sir.

851
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

852
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: People are very confused, but you're out front and they're

853
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 2: like what the and people are like, can you use

854
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 2: your bathroom? Like no, so, but one of the jobs

855
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 2: that we had is uh and that's just one of them.

856
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 4: I have maybe four other bits.

857
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 2: Is she would aggressively try to get us on America's

858
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 2: Funniest Home Videos Rest in Peace, Bob Saget. As a job,

859
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 2: she would write these bits or be something that would

860
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: happen organically that she would try to recreate later. Like

861
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 2: my brother found in one of her brawls. He's like, look, mom,

862
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 2: knee pads and in her head like that's the height

863
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: of comedy.

864
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 3: She was like, say it like you just thought of it.

865
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 3: Say it like you said up before.

866
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 4: So we spent two days trying to capture that bit.

867
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 2: And then one from the special is that we're going

868
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: to be making cookies in the kitchen all of us kids.

869
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 2: Kids are so messy, and then two year old me,

870
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 2: A lot of the bits fell on me. It is

871
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 2: like the youngest, the smallest one. It's funny if the

872
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 2: littlest one one does something. I was going to drop

873
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 2: a bag of flower reaching for something to the land

874
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,760
Speaker 2: of my sister's head. But uh, the nature of having

875
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 2: children and trying to stage bit uh, And I don't

876
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 2: think it's spoiling it.

877
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 4: It takes a shit ton of takes to get it.

878
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 3: So great and you're just staring at your mom the

879
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 3: whole time. Now, I don't understand the joke.

880
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 2: It's like a great who's on first mold me? Like,

881
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 2: I don't think if I sat for a thousand years

882
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 2: in a room could write all the ways that the

883
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 2: kids mess it up.

884
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 4: It's such an.

885
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 2: Organic, pure just like they want to do good but

886
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 2: they just don't understand. And you start to feel her

887
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: frustration at a certain point.

888
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 4: Off like fucking do it. Yeah, I was really happy

889
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 4: that got cleared. It made it in?

890
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: Did you is money? Is there money to be made

891
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: if your video gets on America?

892
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 4: Thousand dollars? Oh exact? But we never did that.

893
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 2: We just got the appearance fee, so she was going

894
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: for ten grande it.

895
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: You made it on.

896
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 4: We made it on.

897
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 2: But that's not a win for how much time we

898
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 2: put in. Because she watched if you do it Hit

899
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 2: in the Nuts video, we rud study it. This is

900
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 2: like one show we were allowed to watch you do

901
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 2: it Hitting the Nuts thing. You're just gonna be put

902
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 2: into a montage. You don't want to be put into

903
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 2: a montage. If you're on Last Comic Standing and you

904
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 2: do so little bit, you're gonna be putting a montage

905
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 2: on your own.

906
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 3: Story original concept.

907
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, So.

908
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: She's like, it's gotta be something with dialogue because they

909
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 2: have to stop do they got to cut the music,

910
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: So we try to revolve around that. The one that

911
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 2: she was a little anxious about was like, oh, the

912
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 2: flower bit, maybe there's enough. That's why she's trying to

913
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 2: get the lines right of like mom, Mom, can I help?

914
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 4: But then they just took it.

915
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 2: And they put it essentially the cold open montage, just like,

916
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 2: damn it not eligible.

917
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: That is such a like as we're sitting here though,

918
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: now I'm thinking of all my favorite Americas videos because

919
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 1: they're the good ones, are the greatest things ever right there.

920
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 1: I mean like I can think of ten of them

921
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: right now. That really was a brilliant chance.

922
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 2: It's it's like what TikTok is now. I mean, the

923
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 2: most interesting things are on there. It's like, yeah, it's

924
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: nice to sit down and watch, you know, breaking back,

925
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 2: but just something is so entertaining about something.

926
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 4: That's real to it happened. It's uh yeah, it's just

927
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 4: it's us. It's it's rare moments that it's us. Yeah.

928
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,959
Speaker 4: So they were essentially YouTube before YouTube was a thing.

929
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh man, that's genius.

930
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. So your your mom.

931
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: Was the opposite of my parents, who were always like

932
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: enough and already like just.

933
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: That got you into clowning business is that you were

934
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 2: taught to not to be serious.

935
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: Well, I have to be serious. Just that. It was

936
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: kind of just like the classic line of my dad's

937
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: was show off time is over. So it was like

938
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: for like they could take it twenty for twenty five

939
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,240
Speaker 1: seconds and then it stop. So the idea of having

940
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: like that was my dream as a kid, to have

941
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: a mother that would be like, let's all get together,

942
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: we're getting in the kitchen, we're going to do a

943
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: bit like that idea was what I thought I really

944
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: wanted so badly.

945
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 2: Show Off is over such a deadline, such a bad line,

946
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 2: so you'd use that.

947
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 4: Multiple I think we ever got this.

948
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,760
Speaker 2: It's not a movie, so don't make a scene.

949
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 4: I was like, m it will work.

950
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 3: Play my dad, just give me the light.

951
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 4: That's what I got it.

952
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,240
Speaker 3: Like, oh so like a two minutes or five minutes?

953
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 3: What does that mean again?

954
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 4: I forgot you're nursing and he's giving you the light.

955
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: Wrap it up.

956
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 2: That's what was hard about the driving shows is that

957
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 2: that's how we know how to get off stage is

958
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 2: the light, and people would flash their headlights, just have

959
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 2: their running lights right, So constantly people are like, get off.

960
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I loved those shows, the

961
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 3: ones at Irvine that I thought they were going to

962
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: be terrifying, because the sound of a horn beeping is

963
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 3: not if.

964
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 2: You've only earned that in the context of idiot, get

965
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 2: out of the way, it's very hard to reprogram your brain.

966
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 4: To now process that as a positive sound. I'm doing good.

967
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 3: We've never heard a symphony of them, you know, honking

968
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 3: and unison and all of a sudden, that's this pleasant thing.

969
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 3: I loved it. I did not expect to enjoy that,

970
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 3: but it was great.

971
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 4: You should put out your special as a driving show.

972
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 2: But in like five years from now, people are well

973
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 2: over it.

974
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 4: That was a pandemic thing. No he did this.

975
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, he's just got addicted to cars honking.

976
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was hard watch those ones. It's like comics.

977
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 4: I really like. But the ones that happened they Amazon.

978
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 2: Did car shows and then they added laughs on top

979
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: of the hanks. So now thenks just like stakes for

980
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 2: people that like you know, it's like a good hour

981
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 2: they did for all cars.

982
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 4: Never figured out the audio.

983
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 3: What are your interests? Southern comedy? What could you spend

984
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 3: hours talking about?

985
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 4: Started skating.

986
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 2: It's the same thing of like you could be a loner, right,

987
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 2: you know, you could get good out on your own

988
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 2: and then had stopped because you're just getting hurt, and

989
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 2: then in the lockdown, just trying to do more things

990
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 2: that match my face. Learned how to surf in the

991
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 2: lockdown and really like that.

992
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I find scary.

993
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: It was like a way to get your adrenaline out

994
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 2: because the ocean I scarcely shit out of me.

995
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, me still to this day. I started skating a

996
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 3: lot during quarantine, getting back into it because I had

997
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 3: my hip surgery and everything. But surfing, there's something about

998
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 3: my I think it's the fear of drowning more than sharks.

999
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 3: I'm just so oh me too. And I've gone surfing

1000
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 3: probably fifty times, and I feel like I'm not any

1001
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 3: better than I It's the most frustrating, difficult thing I've

1002
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 3: and there's.

1003
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 4: Times you really get held down. Yeah.

1004
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 2: I needed it in the in the lockdown because one

1005
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 2: it took a four hour chunk out of the day. Yeah,

1006
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 2: it's just to get to the wetsit all the shit,

1007
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: so it's eating time and it forced you to stay

1008
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 2: present because it's just wave after wave. Yeah, there's some

1009
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: really big days that probably shouldn't have been out, but

1010
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: you get held under it for quite a while.

1011
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 3: The wet I can't. Whenever I'm taking off a wet suit,

1012
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's no way, this is how you're supposed

1013
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 3: to do it, right there. I the the the times

1014
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 3: as a child when I take try and take my

1015
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 3: jeans off and I and I keep my shoes on

1016
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 3: out of laziness, and then you're just you have to

1017
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 3: call your parents in because your shoes are will not

1018
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 3: go over your your or your pants won't go over

1019
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 3: your shoes. That's what every time taking off a wetsuit

1020
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 3: feels like.

1021
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 2: It's this is a fuse show. By the way, Karen,

1022
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 2: this is what we do. This is exactly the fuse

1023
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 2: every shoes show.

1024
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: It's a surf complaint. Complaint.

1025
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 4: I've ever been.

1026
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 2: Feeling too good about your body put a wet suit on.

1027
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 2: It's the shape that you are, oh stomach and taking

1028
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 2: it off it's uncomfortable. I like it is very embarrassing.

1029
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 2: I pulled my shoulder just getting it off.

1030
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 3: I hurt my back taking getting the water. Yeah, you

1031
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 3: need dis soap. That's the only way to get around it.

1032
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 3: Cover your body and dis soap.

1033
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: Surfers are not chill. Part of it was the lockdown,

1034
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 2: but that has not been my experienced. The amount of

1035
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 2: fights that I've seen out there, and every grown man

1036
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,240
Speaker 2: looks so stupid trying to fight on a floating board.

1037
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 2: But there was very hostile. Yeah, there's only so many

1038
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: waves and there's too many surfers, so everyone's cutting everyone off.

1039
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. That's one of the main reasons I

1040
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 3: never got into that skateboarding. Never had that, Hey, this

1041
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 3: is our turf. Maybe in movies where there's like a

1042
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 3: skate villain, like in Paul Blart Mall Coop or something,

1043
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 3: but there it's mostly pretty inclusive and surfing. I've I've

1044
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 3: had grown men take a swing at me and I

1045
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 3: don't even know why because I was in their way

1046
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 3: and I'm just, oh, I'm just trying to not drown.

1047
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 3: I didn't know that you were right behind me trying.

1048
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 4: To catch the way finite.

1049
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 2: It's like stage time, you know, there's only so many

1050
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 2: waves at the right shape, at the perfect time, at

1051
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 2: that certain moment. So on like escape Market, it's always there.

1052
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: You can just go in the next turn. Yeah, you

1053
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 2: could be waiting three minutes, so you could be waiting

1054
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 2: twenty five minutes for the next wave.

1055
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 3: A really good point, Yes, because like you.

1056
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 2: Just wasted twenty five minutes because you're an idiot and you.

1057
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 4: Didn't look left. So I got it. I got a

1058
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,919
Speaker 4: little hostile. I didn't take a swing at.

1059
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: Anyone, Yeah, but I did do some very sassy eye rolls.

1060
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got the message of you again. Yeah.

1061
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: I do love that idea that it's counter to every

1062
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: uh piece of propaganda about surfers with hey man, that's cool.

1063
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, not at all.

1064
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 2: It's like Silicon Valley tech bros out there talking about NFTs.

1065
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 4: Yeah it was. It was also out there.

1066
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 3: My favorite quote is Kyle Kanaan's. He was like, surfing

1067
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 3: is like falling off a roof and having the house

1068
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 3: chase you. I always thought that was because, Yeah, waves

1069
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 3: are just so powerful and like you said, they hold

1070
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 3: you under. I I'm terrified of it.

1071
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 4: You never go to the beach.

1072
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: I feel like we live close, but we never go

1073
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,720
Speaker 2: and an hour in la is not close.

1074
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Oh, I.

1075
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 3: Used to live two blocks. I lived in Venice for years.

1076
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed that I didn't become a surfer. I serve

1077
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 3: for like fifteen years, and I'm well, I could walk

1078
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 3: down there. I am the owner of surfboards, but I

1079
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 3: just never I don't know.

1080
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 4: And now it's the whole thing.

1081
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 2: It's like, I want to work out for an hour,

1082
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 2: and it's gonna take an hour to get down there,

1083
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 2: thirty minutes changing and up hour to get back. And

1084
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 2: now traffic is back, so it's even worse. Yeah, it

1085
00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 2: really kept up.

1086
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: So surfing is your main thing.

1087
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 2: It was in the lockdown, and I think that's what

1088
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 2: I want to be known for. Yeah, and it's not

1089
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 2: a surprise. It is the first time I've ever done it.

1090
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 2: But people just presume I already do that. So and

1091
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 2: then even people in the water, they would let me

1092
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: go because this guy's going to be good, And then

1093
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:18,760
Speaker 2: you see them get.

1094
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 4: Disappointed in real time. Why do you struggle?

1095
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 3: Why do you have that hair?

1096
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 4: Right?

1097
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 3: You have such surfey hair. Your hair looks like a wave.

1098
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 2: But ever since I've been like working on the special

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00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 2: and then I you know, I had to edit the

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00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 2: whole thing. I did all the graphics everything for it.

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00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 2: So there's been no time I haven't done anything.

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00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 3: I watched a Yeah, your preparation, it seems like they

1103
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 3: left everything, including finding all that stuff to paint white

1104
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 3: the stage. Why was it? Why were they so hands

1105
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 3: off or is that kind of.

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00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 2: I was asking for a lot, so I had to

1107
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 2: be prepared to do a lot. If you get a special,

1108
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 2: what is provided for you is there's gonna be a curtain,

1109
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 2: there's gonna be three per right, and there's gonna be

1110
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 2: a jib camera that's gonna swoop in on your texting jokes.

1111
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 2: But I wanted not that camera. I wanted fancy, fancy

1112
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 2: me me film cameras, and I wanted a set.

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00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 4: That I want to build that with double as a screen.

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00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 2: So yeah, granted, they sure they could do more, but

1115
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 2: it was like, I'm asking for more, so I'll.

1116
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 4: Put the work in to do it.

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00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 2: So I built the set, but I had people helped

1118
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 2: me out too, the actual crew guys help me screw

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00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 2: things in.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 3: And it's amazing. I saw your model for it and everything,

1122
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 3: and you going to thrift stores and buying all that

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00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 3: stuff and spending a lot of money on what appears

1124
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 3: to be junk. Yeah, but really, really it really worked out.

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00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,720
Speaker 3: It really looked amazing.

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00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny that I used everything my mom taught me.

1127
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 2: Everything I was running from, as far as collecting junk

1128
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 2: off the streets, haggling with people.

1129
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 4: It always means be so uncomfortable.

1130
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 2: Just in the process of putting the special gather came

1131
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 2: around to even more for giftness.

1132
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 4: Just having to set this up. I did learn some skills.

1133
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:11,439
Speaker 4: They're not you know, it's drifting, but still skills.

1134
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: Beautiful full circa.

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00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1136
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you didn't have to tell anyone to go

1137
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 3: they're going to hell.

1138
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 4: I did. It's healthy.

1139
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 2: They didn't make the behind the scenes footage, but I'm

1140
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 2: sure going to hell.

1141
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,280
Speaker 4: Yeah the whole don Kirsty with that red hair and skin,

1142
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 4: that's a sign, that's a sign.

1143
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: Well, well this is awesome. Yeah, thank you so much

1144
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: for being here with us.

1145
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of.

1146
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,439
Speaker 4: Course, thank you so much for giving me a ride.

1147
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm proud of Yeah. Yeah.

1148
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 2: Just so you guys have completely abandoned the hull hook

1149
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 2: of the show.

1150
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, for now you can't do it. And now we'll

1151
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 3: addicted to not being in a card. But we will.

1152
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 3: We'll be back in the car soon and you can

1153
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 3: we'll be back.

1154
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: Well, we just can't get in the car and then

1155
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: be like we know for sure we won't give you.

1156
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's terrible. Yeah right, we will dramatically change your

1157
00:55:58,719 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 4: life forever.

1158
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 1: Just like in the beginning, Chris is like, we can

1159
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: still do it in the car, and we were me

1160
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: Chris and Stephen were all like, yeah, we can still,

1161
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: It's fine, and then there's like, no, no, it'll take

1162
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: one one time and we'll give it to one person

1163
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 1: and then we'll totally regret.

1164
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 2: It immediately backtrack by thoughts like steal, like an open

1165
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,799
Speaker 2: air cheap the audio.

1166
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:23,760
Speaker 1: Shot, everyone's into the Yeah.

1167
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 4: No, I appreciate you having me.

1168
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing anything and everything to you know, should

1169
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:30,800
Speaker 2: I get the word out about this special?

1170
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 4: So yeah, well you give me a show.

1171
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: At your official plugs. I don't even think they've said

1172
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: the name.

1173
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 2: It's called Trash White and it's streaming on HBO Max

1174
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 2: right now, and it's yeah, the story of my whole life.

1175
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 2: And you see all the stuff that I built, all

1176
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 2: the all the junk from the streets of Los Angeles.

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00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 4: Amazing stage.

1178
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 3: It's great. It's it's stand up, but it's also like

1179
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 3: amazing storytelling. I haven't even you. It was different than

1180
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 3: what I've seen you do on stage. It was it

1181
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 3: was really a special said a better word than special,

1182
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 3: Well it is that. No.

1183
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just so happy that people have responded to

1184
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 2: it so well, because when I watch it, I hate

1185
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 2: it because I just I'm upside down on it. I mean,

1186
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 2: I've been involved in every single detail that all I

1187
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 2: can see are the flaws, the things I wish I

1188
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 2: would do better. But people's response to it this week

1189
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 2: in a non humble bragway that has blown me away,

1190
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 2: and I don't know, maybe like it a little bit more.

1191
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 3: That's so great. So yeah, trash right on HBO Max

1192
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 3: with Moses Storm. Thank you for being our guest today. Moses,

1193
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 3: You're the best man you've been listening to. Do you

1194
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 3: need a ride?

1195
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 4: Do you y are?

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00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Casey O'Brien, mixed by Ryo Bound.

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00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgara, art.

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Speaker 1: Work by Chris Fairbanks.

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00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and on Facebook at

1201
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 3: dinar podcast That's d y n Ar podcast.

1202
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactlyrightmedia dot com.

1203
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 3: Listen, subscribe, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher,

1204
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 3: or wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you, and you're welcome,

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Speaker 3: not