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Speaker 1: I wanted to name my baby after my dead friend,

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Speaker 1: and my mother in law called me a salute. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is okay. Ope, I'm saying your daughter, and we

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Speaker 1: tell the funny stories on the beautiful thank you. I'm

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Speaker 1: practicing my opera. Wait, I could do I could do

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Speaker 1: it this way. Very nice, oh.

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Speaker 2: Very nice. I will be at your oriole debut.

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Speaker 1: You know, I I like that that is a word

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Speaker 1: now yeah, yeah, let's just let's just shorten it to Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's see what you did.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 1: It would have been a great joke, but then I

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Speaker 1: then I messed up the punchline. Like I feel like

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Speaker 1: I always do that, Like I'll have like a punchline

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Speaker 1: and then I'll just be like.

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Speaker 2: And that is the joke though, that's I'm the joke.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah.

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Speaker 1: Maybe oh no, but anyway, let's deflect from me to

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Speaker 1: the story storry. I wanted to name my baby after

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Speaker 1: my dead friend, and my mother in law called me

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Speaker 1: a slute.

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Speaker 2: Ouch.

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Speaker 1: You know, like wow, yeah, I don't know how those

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Speaker 1: are correlated, you know, like naming and slutiness.

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Speaker 3: It's like, hey, doc, you know I got a problem

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Speaker 3: with my foot. You're a piece of human garbage. Well

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Speaker 3: that's not really what I was asking about.

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Speaker 1: But okay, that's when you kick your doctor square in

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Speaker 1: the behind and you say, like, is that covered by insurance?

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Speaker 2: Healthcare?

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Speaker 1: Healthcare? It's not universal, so it'll cost him dearly. I

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Speaker 1: twenty seven female, am pregnant with my first child with

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Speaker 1: my husband, twenty nine mail. We still haven't decided on

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Speaker 1: a first name for a child, but I made the choice,

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Speaker 1: which my husband wholeheartedly supports. Do you give her the

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Speaker 1: middle name of a deceased friend of mine whom I

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Speaker 1: loved very much?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so a middle name, not even a first name.

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Speaker 2: It's a nice like gesture. It's nice so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my dear mother in law visit us over the

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Speaker 1: weekend and not only trashes our home but pays me

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Speaker 1: no mind at all. During her entire visit. All she

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Speaker 1: does is fuss about how my husband is going to

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Speaker 1: be a dad and she's going to be a grandma,

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Speaker 1: and then ignoring the woman who was literally govern her

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Speaker 1: grandchild and her belly. I don't even follow the logic.

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Speaker 1: If the kid is in your belly.

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Speaker 2: You kind of have to focus on that person, right

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Speaker 2: if you're like excited, Yeah, but I guess not. The

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Speaker 2: most interaction she has had with me so.

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Speaker 1: Far is just barking orders at me on Sunday night

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Speaker 1: during dinner. However, after she insulted my cooking another one

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Speaker 1: for the books, she turned to my husband and said, so, dear,

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Speaker 1: what a name are you going to give with the baby?

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Speaker 1: I piped up since I'm fed up with her acting

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Speaker 1: like my husband is the one who's carrying her grandkid.

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Speaker 2: Well, missus X.

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Speaker 1: We haven't decided on her first name yet, but her

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Speaker 1: middle name will be Oh. He's leaving out the name

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Speaker 1: for the time being, the aforementioned friend's name in honor

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Speaker 1: of one of my best friends who died a few

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Speaker 1: years back. If you have any name suggestions for her

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Speaker 1: first name, we'd be more than happy to hear them.

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Speaker 1: So key is Opie's like, Hey, like, you know, please

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Speaker 1: give some input on.

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Speaker 2: The first Also, the first name that's like the one? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's first? Rapis baby? Yeah exactly? Sports? Sports, sweeto, sports,

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Speaker 2: we do it.

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Speaker 1: This woman turns to me and gives me the dirtiest

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Speaker 1: look I've ever seen in my life, and she proceeds

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Speaker 1: with a long and stupid rant. First of all, why

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Speaker 1: was I not informed that you already had made a

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Speaker 1: choice regarding my granddaughter's name.

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Speaker 2: Did you even consult consult?

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Speaker 1: Did you even consult my husband when you decided to

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Speaker 1: give the baby that name. Look, I'm sure your friend

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Speaker 1: was nice, was a great person, but I don't to

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Speaker 1: prove of that name at all. I'm sorry. The person

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Speaker 1: may have been nice, but the name isn't nice. Instead

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Speaker 1: of honoring the girl by naming myvad baby after her,

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Speaker 1: why don't you honor her by raising the child to

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Speaker 1: be a good, religious, pious lady. Oh wait, you can't.

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Speaker 1: I suppose you're a lazy, good for nothing, useless junkie.

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Speaker 1: You're the opposite of what a mom should be. I'm

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Speaker 1: ashamed that you're carrying my grandchild.

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Speaker 2: You slute? What? Yeah, dude? She goes after.

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Speaker 3: H This escalated after being so nice, Bro, The level

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Speaker 3: of escalation is just preposterous.

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Speaker 1: It's posterrous. At this point, I left cried up in

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Speaker 1: my room from what I heard. My husband yelled at

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Speaker 1: her for what she said and kicked her out, which

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Speaker 1: good freaking good do that. As of now, I've blocked

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Speaker 1: her on everything and had my husband withdraw ourselves from

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Speaker 1: Christmas dinner. With his side of the family. The whole

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Speaker 1: ordeal also reminded me of my trauma of losing the

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Speaker 1: friend dimensioned like she just basically like crapped all over

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Speaker 1: her friend's memory.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: God, I really hope my daughter doesn't inherit anything from

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Speaker 1: that awful woman. Thanks for reading. So the question really is,

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Speaker 1: what's the name so terrible?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Like if it was, like, what are some terrible names

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Speaker 3: like Ingrid, Ingrid, Ingrid?

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Speaker 2: I feel like we're like isolating everyone named Ingrid. H

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Speaker 2: everyone named Ingrid. You suck Ingrid, Dude, don't take that

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Speaker 2: person's take it personally Ingrid. This is a personal attack.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you know. It's a beautiful name to some people.

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Speaker 3: It is just not us Matilda. There's just some rough

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Speaker 3: names that like, dude, you're just calling out. Back in

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Speaker 3: the day it was cool, but it's like, don't need

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Speaker 3: a child Matilda anymore.

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Speaker 2: I think let's just not say let's not say they're

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Speaker 2: bad names.

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Speaker 1: They're just like old, they're old, they're out of style,

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Speaker 1: you know, like get a very name, like get it

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Speaker 1: like a get like a unique and a beautiful name

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Speaker 1: like Sam and John exactly.

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Speaker 3: Something just your mind can't even fab him because of

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Speaker 3: how just unique and creative.

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Speaker 1: Seven John Baby, those are those are names that are

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Speaker 1: going to be around for eons.

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Speaker 3: Now you got to name your kid Nowadays, you gotta

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Speaker 3: name your kid Axle with a y, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like that, they're like x y z ax eighteen. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: exactly a four eighteen.

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Speaker 3: I'm naming my kid after the new Apple chip and

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Speaker 3: one pro and one pro pro only.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Pro is his middle name. Okay, it's a good

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Speaker 1: middle name. Yeah, But honestly, I don't know what your

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Speaker 2: That's a good question.

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Speaker 1: But actually there's an update to this story. Oh we

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Speaker 1: we go edit. Well, I didn't expect this to blow up.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the comments. The name in question, the friend's

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Speaker 1: name is Genesis Bro.

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Speaker 2: That's a fire names Faget, the silk fire name.

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Speaker 1: She's my best friend through high school and died in

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Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. The rest in peace, Genesis, but sick name

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Speaker 1: Bro Bro.

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Speaker 2: That's an amazing name. It's a good name. It's unique.

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Speaker 2: But it's not like trying too hard out of the

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Speaker 2: beautiful sounding.

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Speaker 1: But going to the comments, so in the comments, someone

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Speaker 1: named button Humper said she would never be my baby's grandma,

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Speaker 1: which you know I appreciate. Also the name great bro Bro.

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Speaker 3: I'm naming my baby but after my my dearly beloved

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Speaker 3: Reddit handle.

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Speaker 1: But I'm for if you're out there, great handles. Shout

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Speaker 1: out to you and Ope responds. I'm making sure she

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Speaker 1: will never set eyes on my baby girl. My sister

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Speaker 1: in law, who I'm on great terms with, showed me

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Speaker 1: a picture that my mother in law posted to her Facebook.

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Speaker 1: It was blood is Thicker than Water plastered against some

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Speaker 1: religious painting of Mary and Jesus, and it just reaffirmed

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Speaker 1: my decision to completely cut her off. So mother in

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Speaker 1: law is crazy and she's taking to Facebook with her crazy.

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Speaker 2: That is where they go.

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Speaker 1: That is added some Jesus into it to make her

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Speaker 1: feel better about being a complete butt wipe. Yep, but

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Speaker 1: you know what's never a butt whpe move. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: it's the antithesis.

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Speaker 2: Antithesis. Subscribing to okop.

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Speaker 2: Helps, you know.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to Kathy Quiggly. She's out there, she's out

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Speaker 3: there supporting, join her.

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Speaker 2: She is leading the charge. To cancel all the Karens.

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Speaker 1: She's literally holding the both of us on her back.

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Speaker 1: It's like you know that, you know when those kids

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Speaker 1: would like go on like on each other's shoulders with

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Speaker 1: the trench coat, right, yeah, And basically I'm on her shoulders.

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Speaker 1: John's on my shoulders and John has the trench coat

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Speaker 1: and Kathy's holding all of it.

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Speaker 2: You don't know, you don't see her, but she's there.

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Speaker 2: She is there. She's the legs of the operation. That's right.

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Speaker 1: It's the foundation, the foundation with which this empire is

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Speaker 1: built on.

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Speaker 2: That's right. But without further ado, see you