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Speaker 1: So anyways, last night was so freaking chill at the crib.

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Speaker 1: six ft under coach. I had the living room to myself. Man,

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, my argument on it was like, oh, dude, Texas,

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Speaker 1: So your argument was just terrible. But you actually were

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Speaker 1: the rule out way? But that's not a lock. It isn't.

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Speaker 1: And that's the next step. And then all of a

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Speaker 1: cool and yeah, that's funny. Alright, coach. Have you talked

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Speaker 1: What turns out I mean to help my wife breastfeed.

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Speaker 1: We're moving to Florida, but we'll be back. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: enjoy every minute. I've always wanted to raise a Florida Gator. Chomp, chomp, chomp.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're done. Thanks for listening. That's me and

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Speaker 1: Season so Losing podcast. Goodbye a