Speaker 1: Gentlemen, welcome back to the pod. It's great to have
Speaker 1: you guys on. Good to see you.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: We're in person.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 3: We have big news, big news. Hold on, let me
Speaker 3: hit all the buttons.
Speaker 4: Hit that.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, give us the one, not that one. Okay,
Speaker 1: there it is, Okay, we got big news.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 2: Guess what. Okay.
Speaker 1: We were sitting around thinking about what were some of
Speaker 1: our favorite shows we've ever played, and Madison gar Garden
Speaker 1: came up a few times.
Speaker 3: Yes, and our ever.
Speaker 1: Real big stage we're going to play this was MSG
Speaker 1: locals called MSG and and we also were on a
Speaker 1: tour way back when called the Burning Up Tour.
Speaker 6: Yes, So we thought, what can we do to cap
Speaker 6: off what's going to be an epic week for us.
Speaker 6: We've got the camp Rock three premiere, which we are
Speaker 6: executive producing and doing a cameo in, and then we've
Speaker 6: got the Disney Legends.
Speaker 3: Uh, induction can were induced? I like it.
Speaker 6: We're going to cap all this off by going back
Speaker 6: to Madison Square Garden on August twentieth and twenty first
Speaker 6: for the Burning Up All Over Again, all Over Again
Speaker 6: show celebration.
Speaker 3: You may ask, what does that mean, we don't even know.
Speaker 1: We do know, we do know, but it's going to
Speaker 1: be August twentieth and twenty first, that's right.
Speaker 3: Lets miss the background.
Speaker 6: So we're going to bring back elements from the original
Speaker 6: Burning Up tour such a good job, and incorporate them
Speaker 6: in this new and exciting maybe.
Speaker 3: Some visuals, some set list items, yes, lots of things.
Speaker 1: Lots of things on sale Thursday with the pre so
Speaker 1: code and then officially on sale for everybody on Friday.
Speaker 3: Kevin, what are you most excited about?
Speaker 1: I well, one of my most excited about it just
Speaker 1: going back to mathis Square Garden.
Speaker 3: You know we played it. Last time we played was MSG.
Speaker 1: We played for the twenty nineteen Happiness Begins Tour, which
Speaker 1: great two nights, but going back to make it a
Speaker 1: special night. It's not even the kickoff to a tour
Speaker 1: this time. This is literally just making these two nights
Speaker 1: this year special. Love it, Joe, And you're most excited
Speaker 1: about our stage design, wardrobe, revising certain songs and set lists,
Speaker 1: bringing this show back to life, and just being in
Speaker 1: New York, I mean, so exciting.
Speaker 3: New York summers.
Speaker 1: Baby, You think you're gonna ride your bike to the
Speaker 1: gig depends on the temp outside. But I usually when
Speaker 1: we have New York, it's a tradition that I ride
Speaker 1: a bike to the first New York You you did.
Speaker 3: Do that at Yankees Yankees, I did you? Guys didn't
Speaker 3: ask me what I'm most excited about? What are you
Speaker 3: most excited about? Nick Merch songs Fire, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It is burning up over again.
Speaker 1: The merch is going to be fire, and it's going
Speaker 1: to be fire, and the set list is going to
Speaker 1: be if I go quick, bringing it back, burn it
Speaker 1: up all over again. It's one of the most important
Speaker 1: songs in our whole catalog. A lot of red dresses,
Speaker 1: a lot of encourage everybody to wear reds for show.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good idea, to be a sea of red,
Speaker 1: the red Sea, the Red Sea. Biblical is talking about
Speaker 1: those shows though. The original MSG burning up to our shows.
Speaker 1: That's when that album came out. Went to Virgin Megastore
Speaker 1: that night and it was just, yeah.
Speaker 3: I excited a riot. We almost got arrested you because
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 1: I said, we're going to be there. You got on
Speaker 1: your BlackBerry and you tweeted out I did. Actually it
Speaker 1: was my BlackBerry.
Speaker 6: Your BlackBerry tweeted out means Times Square and then you
Speaker 6: said it from stage as well and said I did.
Speaker 1: We had a voice ragember. We didn't really have that
Speaker 1: voicemail thing. We could like leave a voicemail for our fans.
Speaker 1: I think so, yeah, should bring it back. Let's do
Speaker 1: it again. Let's let's go to Times Square after our
Speaker 1: show in the twenty it is a Disney store now
Speaker 1: old Virgin Maga source. Maybe yeah, we know somebody at Disney. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we take it over.
Speaker 3: I forgot to tell you, guys, I went to Disney
Speaker 3: last week. Roads Road Roads, Road Roads Ride Ride Roads
Speaker 3: you road the rides?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 3: I'll say this.
Speaker 1: We are family now Disney legends literally not officially yet,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it kind of hits hard. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie going to Disney as a Disney legend. It feels
Speaker 1: like you're a diplomat. Like we've gone, we've listen. What
Speaker 1: makes it different? I'm not this is like thank you
Speaker 1: for your real with everybody, it's like that's too far,
Speaker 1: but it's it's sort of there's an air about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like so good, you know, and like you should go.
Speaker 3: There's a legend. I love it.
Speaker 1: Pre says something like, oh, you know, because you're like
Speaker 1: a Disney icon, and the guy that was with us
Speaker 1: was like, let's legend actually.
Speaker 3: Oh a fire and something to twenty You're like, thank
Speaker 3: you for saying that.
Speaker 1: No, just that's so cool. I can't wait to update
Speaker 1: my Linkeodn we were talking about. Also big news. Malti
Speaker 1: is forty inches.
Speaker 3: Oh, she can ride the riots.
Speaker 1: She could she could thirty eight inches and go and
Speaker 1: she was loving it. She's fearless. She think she didn't
Speaker 1: like under Mountain the whole thing, but she did all.
Speaker 1: The only thing she didn't like was she kept calling
Speaker 1: Dart Vader. But it's Kylo Bren. Oh that's kind of
Speaker 1: be scary. Yeah, scary when he she's like, why is
Speaker 1: he so mad?
Speaker 6: Back to important stuff here, Yes, New York City MSG
Speaker 6: twenty twenty first, Uh, no better person to celebrate this
Speaker 6: big announcement than one of our favorites.
Speaker 3: Yes, who's not from New York but has been there for.
Speaker 6: A very long time to two thousand and one when
Speaker 6: he first came on the scene on SNL and he's
Speaker 6: the host of Late Night with Seth Myers.
Speaker 5: Please welcome our friend, your friend Bars ill. Oh wow,
Speaker 5: you came in pretty dark. You looked a little haunting
Speaker 5: there for a second second, look like.
Speaker 2: But now I want you to see the real me.
Speaker 4: And just as a reminder, when you host your own podcast,
Speaker 4: you just get a lot more close ups. It doesn't
Speaker 4: have to be a wide shot to get three people.
Speaker 6: It's difficult three, but you're you're well versus the podcast
Speaker 6: because you have you have not one, but two podcasts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have two podcasts. You handle that is just
Speaker 4: it's harder. It's harder than you think it's going to
Speaker 4: be when you agree to do one. I sort of
Speaker 4: started them both at the same time. I feel like
Speaker 4: if i'd started one first, I probably wouldn't have tripped
Speaker 4: into the second one. But look, I do one with
Speaker 4: my brother, so I can highly recommend that, and then
Speaker 4: I do another one with the Lonely Island guys.
Speaker 3: And you know them, so they're funny and you're funny.
Speaker 6: And we saw a great clip from your pod with
Speaker 6: the Lonely Island Guys about our appearance. I think it
Speaker 6: was in two thousand and eight or nine Property of
Speaker 6: the Queen, which feels slightly problematic now.
Speaker 1: I don't know, is it that Oh yeah, the queen past.
Speaker 4: I mean, in the age of what's problematic today, that's
Speaker 4: just the passage of time, you guys, that's just the
Speaker 4: passage of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was great.
Speaker 4: We mostly just shouted out how you guys had actually
Speaker 4: pre existing really good songs. That made it a lot
Speaker 4: easier for the Lonely Island that week.
Speaker 6: It was, you know, always a dream to be honest,
Speaker 6: now we got to do it. You were very kind
Speaker 6: to let us actually pitch our own idea. This is
Speaker 6: a little inside baseball, but there is a meeting that
Speaker 6: happens with the guests, whether you're the you know, the
Speaker 6: musical guest or the host, where the writers come in
Speaker 6: they say we'd love to hear your ideas, and then
Speaker 6: they say, you know, great, here's what you're gonna do,
Speaker 6: And then you know, they ask you if you can
Speaker 6: do impressions, which we couldn't do impressions, but we did
Speaker 6: see we have this side project band with a couple
Speaker 6: of songs that we already have kind of written, and
Speaker 6: you guys were gracious enough to let a bunch of
Speaker 6: teenagers come in and actually do that.
Speaker 3: So thank you made dreams come true.
Speaker 4: It's weird, I think that thing of do you do
Speaker 4: any impressions is it's like the icebreaker first day question.
Speaker 2: They don't really care about the answer.
Speaker 4: Because it's so rare that anybody actually has one.
Speaker 1: Right, Has anyone come in and been like blown you
Speaker 1: away with their impression?
Speaker 4: I remember Christina Aguilera did like an incredible Samantha from
Speaker 4: Sex and the City. Wow, that's good, and she was like,
Speaker 4: I do this and we were like, all right, let's
Speaker 4: hear it. And you're like, oh, okay, So that's basically
Speaker 4: like a tonally perfect Kim Catrell. And then but the
Speaker 4: fact that you guys were like, we don't do impressions,
Speaker 4: but we have songs. Like imagine if you're the lonely
Speaker 4: old guys and you're like, how do we write a
Speaker 4: new song every week? And then you guys show up
Speaker 4: and you're like, we have a lot of them that
Speaker 4: you're free to have.
Speaker 1: We have one called Our Love is like the Great
Speaker 1: Wall of China. It's so big.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say, you guys are really good at
Speaker 4: writing songs. Every song in Property the Queen probably it's
Speaker 4: best that we only heard it for like thirty seconds
Speaker 4: to forty five seconds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a few reasons. Yeah, maybe not full tracks.
Speaker 1: One thing that happens in those humbling writing meetings, and
Speaker 1: this is also in the writing world of songwriting, but
Speaker 1: at least for ESNL is walking in And the one
Speaker 1: thing you always spoke about afterwards being on a a
Speaker 1: few times now is if you hear the oh, that's
Speaker 1: actually that's really funny, you never know how to take that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, thank you, thank you. I think that's good.
Speaker 4: It's like that scene in a like a movie about
Speaker 4: musicians where the first time the sound engineers like.
Speaker 2: Like looks up because it's.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, all I do is listen to terrible music,
Speaker 4: and this is like an actually, but yeah, we probably
Speaker 4: do give away too often that we're mostly on impressed
Speaker 4: when we're like, whoa, go.
Speaker 2: Back and say that again, that's actually funny.
Speaker 1: So you're obviously like, this is kind of time off
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Did you say or no, I'm on a hiatus?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what do hiatus look like for you?
Speaker 4: So I have terrible news for you guys on this
Speaker 4: if you didn't know, you're never really on a hiatus
Speaker 4: from a podcast unless you can like bank them.
Speaker 1: You could do it from a beautiful location that's where
Speaker 1: I'm doing it right now. I'm a little on vacation
Speaker 1: with you. We guess where you are. Uh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: giving France.
Speaker 4: I just went to can for the first time just
Speaker 4: last week. So last week you would have caught me
Speaker 4: in France.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's where you're getting the nice ten from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got that can Sun. I brought it back
Speaker 2: to the States.
Speaker 6: You're recording your podcast and you're back on your show
Speaker 6: in July.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, correct?
Speaker 3: How many years now? Since twenty fourteen? Correct, that's correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, by the way, that means I've been in the
Speaker 4: same building since two thousand and one, the same floor
Speaker 4: of the same building. So it's very very stunted development
Speaker 4: when you work in the same hallway.
Speaker 1: Hardly i'd say that that's not true, but it's pretty impressive.
Speaker 4: Have you guys been alive as long as you sorry,
Speaker 4: until your first album, you've probably been a live longer
Speaker 4: than the age you were before your first album.
Speaker 3: Right, yes, yes, yes, first album. I was twelve. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so they we've definitely been doing this longer than we haven't.
Speaker 4: I was twenty seven when I started SNL, and so
Speaker 4: I'm almost double that age where I will have worked
Speaker 4: in thirty rock for as long as they did.
Speaker 3: Can you take us all the way back to your
Speaker 3: SNL audition?
Speaker 4: The thing I always say that's crazy about the audition
Speaker 4: is you do it from the monologue spot. So it's
Speaker 4: crazy enough that you're going to be in a room
Speaker 4: with Lauren Michaels and Tina Fey and all these producers
Speaker 4: and writers who have seen nothing but talent.
Speaker 2: For the entireties of their lives.
Speaker 4: And it'd be weird enough if it was just in
Speaker 4: a comedy club or in somebody's office. But the fact
Speaker 4: that you're doing it from the spot that you know
Speaker 4: so well from television and you have five minutes to
Speaker 4: do an audition you wrote, which was the other part
Speaker 4: that was looking back, very cool about it because you
Speaker 4: can show I think, your own voice the best when
Speaker 4: it's your material, as opposed to if they gave you.
Speaker 2: Something to read.
Speaker 4: But it's also so daunting to write something that you're
Speaker 4: going to have to do for Lauren. And I remember
Speaker 4: they said, you know, just do like three impressions and
Speaker 4: three characters and it should be five minutes. And I'm
Speaker 4: such a rule junkie that I think I did exactly
Speaker 4: five minutes. Like the first thing I did was like
Speaker 4: literally took out a calculator. I'm like, oh, five minutes
Speaker 4: divided by six, like how lung he would be?
Speaker 2: But I did.
Speaker 4: I will tell you just a timestamp two thousand and one.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 4: My impressions were Hugh Grant, Russell Crowe, and David Arquette.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, I did Russell Crowe.
Speaker 4: It's like Gladiator era Russell Crowe, and it was him
Speaker 4: as a humorless talk show host.
Speaker 2: We just yell, are you not entertained? After jokes bombed?
Speaker 4: And then we actually tried it at us and L
Speaker 4: and it was it was funny. The reason of the
Speaker 4: myriad reasons it didn't work, one of the main ones
Speaker 4: was there's no amount of make that can make.
Speaker 2: Me look like I'm Russell Crowe.
Speaker 4: Like producer my extrememakers said, you're The problem is your
Speaker 4: neck is the size.
Speaker 2: Of half of his neck, you know, just like.
Speaker 4: So like he's like, you can't be menacing in a
Speaker 4: way that Russell grow is menacing.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: There is a coach on the World Cup that like
Speaker 1: looks like Russell Crowe right now, yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I will say, like, if you said we're gonna spin it,
Speaker 4: it's random. We're going to spin a wheel of all
Speaker 4: the World Cup coaches and whoever it lands on is
Speaker 4: that is who you look like? Now, I would be like,
Speaker 4: I'll do it like I feel like most of the
Speaker 4: World Cup coaches are like very handsome men, extremely yeah,
Speaker 4: really well tailored shirts.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Are you a big soccer fan?
Speaker 4: I am a big fan. I'm a huge fan of
Speaker 4: the Dutch national team. And my brother and I both
Speaker 4: lived in Amsterdam right out of college, and I was
Speaker 4: not a soccer fan. And my first summer there was
Speaker 4: the ninety eight World Cup and the Dutch team was
Speaker 4: very good. And it's just like that thing where you
Speaker 4: live in a foreign country and everybody wears orange and
Speaker 4: sings the same songs, and we just fell in love
Speaker 4: with it. And so even though look I would obviously
Speaker 4: I want you know, I'm rooting for the US team,
Speaker 4: but like, my first love is weirdly the Dutch national
Speaker 4: team and I look great in orange.
Speaker 3: Is there a chance that they could play each other
Speaker 3: if we go all the way?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think they are on opposite sides of the bracket.
Speaker 2: So there is a chance they could have that could
Speaker 2: be fun.
Speaker 3: Us is looking pretty good.
Speaker 1: Speaking of your brother, Josh Love Josh Man, we had
Speaker 1: a crazy experience with you guys and our mutual friend
Speaker 1: Jack McBrayer a couple of years back, doing day drinking
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: We did, Yeah, thank you for that.
Speaker 6: Of the things I've done, I would categorize showing my
Speaker 6: mother in law that as something that was truly special.
Speaker 3: She was like, is this real? Like this is one
Speaker 3: hundred percent?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: One of the nice things about having more people do
Speaker 4: it every year is it's more people that get their
Speaker 4: word out that, you know, we actually drink. I'm not
Speaker 4: a good enough actor to like be that can't do that.
Speaker 4: I couldn't act.
Speaker 2: You could do Russell.
Speaker 1: Crow drunk maybe, but not yeah, well skinny skinny skinny
Speaker 1: neck Russell, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, only with severe severe beer goggles. Do I have
Speaker 4: Russell grows neck?
Speaker 1: We Jack and I I don't know if he's met
Speaker 1: told you this when we saw you afterwards, I guess
Speaker 1: these two you guys had to go somewhere I know,
Speaker 1: the airport and just went yeah, I had you and
Speaker 1: Jack and I looked at each other and I was like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing now? And he's like, He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, should we go? I guess it's like
Speaker 1: noon or one at that point, like do we get
Speaker 1: food and do we continue to drink? So we kept
Speaker 1: it going.
Speaker 4: I'm amazed because I only recently the first person I
Speaker 4: had a drink after day drinking with was Paul Rudd.
Speaker 2: So it helps to be like have a previous friendship, right.
Speaker 3: How many guinnesses were had on your day drinking day
Speaker 3: with Paul?
Speaker 4: There were multiple Guinnesses and that's what we had afterwards.
Speaker 4: Like Paul's one of those guys there's like a Barnes's
Speaker 4: basements who actually knows how to pour a guinness. And
Speaker 4: people know how to pour a guinness, they want to
Speaker 4: show it off.
Speaker 2: So he was like, let's go.
Speaker 1: We had him on the podcast and he talked about
Speaker 1: how he gets his pipes cleaned weekly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is not a euphemism. Yeah, it's actually something
Speaker 3: he gets done.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I've been in his basement bar. You can
Speaker 4: you can taste the cleanness of the pipes. You can
Speaker 4: eat off Paul Rudd's pipes.
Speaker 3: Just keep it going. Yeah, oh so good. But it
Speaker 3: was a great time.
Speaker 1: I did not have that much fun. I get a
Speaker 1: little sick, didn't you. No, it's not sick, it's just
Speaker 1: I get I know my limits. I am not somebody
Speaker 1: that can hang that hard.
Speaker 4: So I also want to stress as I get older,
Speaker 4: like I drink way less. So I will say at
Speaker 4: this point, like if I do two day drinkings in
Speaker 4: a year, like that might be like eighty percent.
Speaker 2: Of my alcohol consumption.
Speaker 1: It would be in like that five hour period, like
Speaker 1: you hit your quota.
Speaker 6: Yeah, who was your favorite day drinking guests you had
Speaker 6: to pick?
Speaker 2: For me?
Speaker 4: It's like people, it's the first time, like I'd met
Speaker 4: you guys before, and like obviously there was a level
Speaker 4: of comfort with Jack and my brother there. Like it's
Speaker 4: so fun when you know, I had no previous experience
Speaker 4: with like Sabrina Carpenter or Rihanna or Lizzo or you know,
Speaker 4: Dua Lipa, And it's so fun. When I see somebody
Speaker 4: who's been a guest on my show, it's always like,
Speaker 4: hey man, how are you all?
Speaker 2: It's great to see you.
Speaker 4: Like when I see like those people, it's like, ah,
Speaker 4: like it's we went to college together.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like the thinnest slice of what is an
Speaker 4: okay look for a man my age to be doing
Speaker 4: shots with Sabrina Carpenter and day drinking. Is that tiny
Speaker 4: little slice of the pie where it's okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Five cameras, you're good, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly, Okay.
Speaker 4: We cut, we make them, We do edit around anything
Speaker 4: that would be deemed embarrassing.
Speaker 3: We didn't have any of those moments.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're good.
Speaker 3: We were good, you were fine.
Speaker 1: We mentioned the Lonely Island guys before. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: to say that one of my favorite movies of all
Speaker 1: time is pop Star, Never Stopped, Never Stopping.
Speaker 2: It's a perfect movie.
Speaker 6: And I haven't had the chance to tell them that
Speaker 6: I'm such a massive fan of his film, and I've
Speaker 6: watched it no less than you know, twenty five times.
Speaker 6: We need to get the word out more about how
Speaker 6: great this movie is, especially as musicians. Yeah, I've always said, like,
Speaker 6: this is a more accurate depiction of what it's like
Speaker 6: to experience this world than any other movie has ever captured.
Speaker 4: Those guys are fully geniuses, and they would be the
Speaker 4: first to tell you they would prefer if their movies
Speaker 4: also did gangbusters at the box office. But with that said,
Speaker 4: like they've had this very nice thing happened, which is,
Speaker 4: you know, with both hot Rod and pop Star, they're
Speaker 4: these movies that endure because they're made with such you know,
Speaker 4: care and integrity and humor. And so it was just
Speaker 4: the tenth anniversary pop Star and they were just thrilled
Speaker 4: to you know, ultimately, you know, you find out often
Speaker 4: at times of anniversaries, like how much a movie meant
Speaker 4: to people. And so they've kind of enjoyed the pop
Speaker 4: the pop Star tour that they've been able to go on.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: I love that movie so much. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: I actually have a question from some fans of yours,
Speaker 1: so if I can jump into that, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 3: What people want to know?
Speaker 1: You're still close with so many of your former SNL castmates.
Speaker 1: Are there any group shots? If so, who's in them,
Speaker 1: who's the most active, and do they all have a
Speaker 1: funny name?
Speaker 4: So myself, Mike Shoemaker and Amy Poehler were referred to ourselves.
Speaker 2: As Mike Shoemakers. My producer was a precious amount.
Speaker 4: We're the tripod, the three of us. That's sort of
Speaker 4: a lovingly supportive one. The we're on a like a
Speaker 4: group one that doesn't have a funny name, but you
Speaker 4: know Samberg, Fred, you know Bill, those guys around one.
Speaker 4: I will say, the funniest Texter independent of a group,
Speaker 4: Fred Armison, just got with no context, got a happy
Speaker 4: Father's Day message from him, but it was a voice
Speaker 4: note as he was Homer Simpson.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 2: I'd say that one never.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just talking a lot about how he he hopes
Speaker 4: I got donuts for Father's Day.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 3: Did you get any donuts for Father's Day?
Speaker 4: I didn't, but it was you know what, a voice
Speaker 4: don't from Fred was better than a thousand donuts.
Speaker 3: Fred as Homer, I.
Speaker 4: Will say, it's also like exactly the funniest version of
Speaker 4: a Homer Simpson impression where it's like definitely not great,
Speaker 4: but also there's some talent involved.
Speaker 3: There's just a little something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, speaking of messages from very funny people. I know
Speaker 6: this is a mutual friend of ours, kind of a
Speaker 6: friend of ours, not really, but I received a birthday
Speaker 6: message from Tim Robinson.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a couple of years message. Actually you get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get a birthday message from Tim every birthday. Last
Speaker 1: year he didn't send me one, So if you if
Speaker 1: you speak point. We don't know what changed, but yeah,
Speaker 1: something he stopped sending that.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I text a lot with Tim about I don't know.
Speaker 4: If you guys are have to speed on Spider League
Speaker 4: and the dramas of Spider League.
Speaker 3: What is Spider League? Spider League.
Speaker 4: Spider League is a six man fantasy like football league,
Speaker 4: except it's about spiders, and they just I'm not a
Speaker 4: part of it, and I think it's silly.
Speaker 2: They take pictures of spiders.
Speaker 4: They have an app on their phone, they take pictures
Speaker 4: of spiders and they send them and whoever has the
Speaker 4: deadliest spider wins. The only reason I bring it up
Speaker 4: is Brooks wheel And, who's a great comedian and friends
Speaker 4: with him.
Speaker 2: He's in Spider League.
Speaker 4: And Brooks made the mistake of mentioning Spider League on
Speaker 4: my show, and it turns out he didn't realize it's
Speaker 4: like a fight club situation.
Speaker 2: So then he got suspended.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So again, I.
Speaker 4: Will impenetrably hard rules to follow in Spider League, but it.
Speaker 3: Is once you're in. That sounds kind of awesome though,
Speaker 3: Spider League.
Speaker 4: So I mean, look, they seem to be having a
Speaker 4: lot of fun with Spider League by the best is like,
Speaker 4: they're always mad when I talk about.
Speaker 2: It, But I'm like, you can't what you can't punish me.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be in your league.
Speaker 3: I wasn't even in it.
Speaker 1: Bro. Well, your show comes back in July, and we're
Speaker 1: actually going to be in New York in August.
Speaker 3: We talked about the top of the show.
Speaker 6: That's right, shows on August two and twenty first at
Speaker 6: Massive Square Garden. Yes, burning up all over again. We'll
Speaker 6: see you in New York man.
Speaker 4: Congratulations. The city will be so excited to have you back.
Speaker 4: I mean, is there a more exciting time to becoming
Speaker 4: the Madison Square Garden than right now?
Speaker 3: I know, baby, go Nix.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It's the hottest, it's the hottest spot in the world,
Speaker 4: and and that's even with the World Cup going on.
Speaker 4: But congratulations, guys, I'm so excited coming back.
Speaker 1: Thanks dude, We're so excited. It's gonna be a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. You know, I'm sitting here thinking about because
Speaker 1: you have obviously two podcasts that you host, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and obviously your show at thirty. I'm curious you know
Speaker 1: now that we've got our podcast. We've got I think
Speaker 1: about over ten guests now under our belt. Far more
Speaker 1: than that. But yeah, do you have any any good
Speaker 1: advice for us? You know now that would any don'ts?
Speaker 1: More so any don'ts or things that you've learned that
Speaker 1: you're like, maybe I shouldn't have you doubled down. So
Speaker 1: this is sometimes you look, you might have a we
Speaker 1: might have an overlapping guest, like I'm sure you've had overlaps.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's really fun. Sometimes you have a guest and
Speaker 4: you're like, where we'll we'll cut this out, you know,
Speaker 4: like when you're talking about something, maybe you're talking out
Speaker 4: of school, and you're like, we'll cut this out, but
Speaker 4: just keep an eye on the clock because you know,
Speaker 4: at some point maybe that guest has to go. So
Speaker 4: sometimes like we've here, will be like twenty minutes into
Speaker 4: like we'll cut this out, and they're like, also, I
Speaker 4: gotta go, I'm I gotta go. We're like, we only
Speaker 4: have twelve minutes a podcast, so just when you're in
Speaker 4: the let we'll cut the zud zone.
Speaker 2: It's a ticking clock.
Speaker 3: That's good to know.
Speaker 1: I like that keep an eye on the clock. We
Speaker 1: don't actually have a clock in here that we'll add one.
Speaker 6: All right, we got our bowl of questions? Uh, these
Speaker 6: are you to do with anything? Just a renom question, Joe,
Speaker 6: would you please?
Speaker 3: No problem?
Speaker 1: He asked me to do it in case it's really
Speaker 1: like yeah, either inappropriate or just really rude.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the first thing you usually notice about people?
Speaker 4: I think eye contact? By the way, Like, I don't
Speaker 4: even know if there's a version of eye contact I
Speaker 4: like more than the other. But I just when I'm
Speaker 4: talking to somebody I like early on, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: what is this? Is this one where we like look
Speaker 4: away a lot?
Speaker 1: It's like that Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise got he's got
Speaker 1: the good eye contact.
Speaker 2: But it's is it good or is it a lot
Speaker 2: of work?
Speaker 3: I'm good on a scale of is he doing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If you had to have one celebrity as your emergency contact,
Speaker 1: who would it be?
Speaker 2: Samberg?
Speaker 3: That's good, that's great, Hey, Bud, Hey.
Speaker 2: I have a son. Hey I just found out we've
Speaker 2: never met.
Speaker 3: Congrats, love it lovely Samberg?
Speaker 2: So yeah, Samberg would be it.
Speaker 4: But like, I don't think he'd be helpful, but I
Speaker 4: do think it'd just be like he'd be a funny guy. No,
Speaker 4: but like for all of his bits and like silliness,
Speaker 4: Samberg has kind of got it lockdown.
Speaker 2: He's a very like good.
Speaker 3: It's got it together. Yeah, it seems like a solid dude.
Speaker 1: I was just going through my celebrity list context, just
Speaker 1: celebrities that I'd like to have on my emergency call list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you go into you there's a lot of options
Speaker 1: now on the Apple Phone. If you click on your
Speaker 1: account and like and one. Then I was like, an
Speaker 1: Apple phone is a crazy way to say. One.
Speaker 3: Just your iPhone.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I think it's a just rebranded that's the update.
Speaker 1: But when you go in and.
Speaker 2: You only call it an iPhone when it's yours, it's.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's iPhone. But phones at large their Apple Phone.
Speaker 1: It's a New York throll son. You go in and
Speaker 1: you want to like, you know, you have to share
Speaker 1: your location and all this now they have.
Speaker 3: In case.
Speaker 1: They're like, in case you expire, who would you like
Speaker 1: to share all of your your phone information with the case.
Speaker 3: When you expire?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I only they say it so delicately, but so
Speaker 1: the iPhone's wow, So like you know.
Speaker 4: I like that they I like that they used phone
Speaker 4: speak expire and it's serious.
Speaker 2: What do you expire when your battery dives?
Speaker 3: I also put Samberg just so you know. I guess
Speaker 3: that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Because that's that is problematic for a lot of people, right,
Speaker 1: they just like expire and they can't get into like
Speaker 1: their nudes, their nudes. Yeah, got to get those nudes back, bro,
Speaker 1: at least send them to Samberg Sanmdberg has mine, So
Speaker 1: I got Samberg in there too.
Speaker 4: Let's just send all let's just agree now, like just
Speaker 4: to fuck with them. Anybody listening, when you die, send
Speaker 4: your everything?
Speaker 3: Yeah, when what happened?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm going to get a new phone.
Speaker 1: My memory is full from Dead's.
Speaker 3: Nudes from dead So funny.
Speaker 1: I thought I was brilliant at like nine, thinking that
Speaker 1: if a great invention that I had. I was like,
Speaker 1: the more contexts you get, your phone should get heavier.
Speaker 1: There you go, working on that one. This is like
Speaker 1: a whole phone five minute bit.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing all right anyway, Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for your time, my friend, and you're having a pleasure.
Speaker 2: Thanks, guys, can't wait to see them in August.
Speaker 1: Yes, be well, We'll see you there and enjoy vacation
Speaker 1: wherever you are, wherever you go. Guys, that would work though.
Speaker 1: Think about it, like your phone. If alsodden, you're like,
Speaker 1: it's like like yo, you hold that and like, dude,
Speaker 1: well you've got a lot of contacts. It's just like
Speaker 1: ways more when you weighs more. And then if somebody
Speaker 1: has got a lifehone, be like ten people like you have,
Speaker 1: Like maybe the way you balance it out pun intended
Speaker 1: is that you have it only gets heavier.
Speaker 2: We have.
Speaker 1: You have to be able to know this person. You
Speaker 1: can't just be like, how would it okay?
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Ye, Like if you call them, they're like hey Joe, oh,
Speaker 1: then it's like instantly a little bit more each contact,
Speaker 1: like weighs a Graham.
Speaker 3: It's gotta it's kind of way. Yeah, it's can't be
Speaker 3: too heavy. I love this.
Speaker 2: We should.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna invent you a phone that does this. You
Speaker 3: can figure it out. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's like weight source, so that just
Speaker 1: magically makes itself way more just compressed air.
Speaker 3: I don't know. This is so good.
Speaker 1: See we need Bill n back on the bringing back him.
Speaker 1: We need him back on who else is? Who else
Speaker 1: do we know that does science or weight related? Just
Speaker 1: water way more frozen than it does as a liquid.
Speaker 6: You go to the doctor for your physical and they're like, oh,
Speaker 6: please take your heavy.
Speaker 1: Like sure, do you have any walking through TSA They're
Speaker 1: like it's like like, sir, I'm sorry, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: put that. Maybe they have like a check you have
Speaker 1: to check the weight of your phone at the airport.
Speaker 3: It's like, you got your bag and your you can't
Speaker 3: take off this plane. People like we are way too popular.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like you're gonna have to check your
Speaker 1: phone into the tiny plane for all the heavy phones.
Speaker 1: First class is popping off too funny, all right, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Bye bye, bye bye.