WEBVTT - Hey Seth Meyers!

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<v Speaker 1>Gentlemen, welcome back to the pod. It's great to have

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<v Speaker 1>you guys on. Good to see you.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>We're in person.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 3>We have big news, big news. Hold on, let me

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<v Speaker 3>hit all the buttons.

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<v Speaker 4>Hit that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep, give us the one, not that one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there it is, Okay, we got big news.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We were sitting around thinking about what were some of

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<v Speaker 1>our favorite shows we've ever played, and Madison gar Garden

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<v Speaker 1>came up a few times.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and our ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Real big stage we're going to play this was MSG

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<v Speaker 1>locals called MSG and and we also were on a

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<v Speaker 1>tour way back when called the Burning Up Tour.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, So we thought, what can we do to cap

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<v Speaker 6>off what's going to be an epic week for us.

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<v Speaker 6>We've got the camp Rock three premiere, which we are

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<v Speaker 6>executive producing and doing a cameo in, and then we've

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<v Speaker 6>got the Disney Legends.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, induction can were induced? I like it.

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<v Speaker 6>We're going to cap all this off by going back

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<v Speaker 6>to Madison Square Garden on August twentieth and twenty first

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<v Speaker 6>for the Burning Up All Over Again, all Over Again

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<v Speaker 6>show celebration.

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<v Speaker 3>You may ask, what does that mean, we don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>We do know, we do know, but it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be August twentieth and twenty first, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Lets miss the background.

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<v Speaker 6>So we're going to bring back elements from the original

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<v Speaker 6>Burning Up tour such a good job, and incorporate them

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<v Speaker 6>in this new and exciting maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Some visuals, some set list items, yes, lots of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Lots of things on sale Thursday with the pre so

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<v Speaker 1>code and then officially on sale for everybody on Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin, what are you most excited about?

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<v Speaker 1>I well, one of my most excited about it just

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<v Speaker 1>going back to mathis Square Garden.

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<v Speaker 3>You know we played it. Last time we played was MSG.

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<v Speaker 1>We played for the twenty nineteen Happiness Begins Tour, which

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<v Speaker 1>great two nights, but going back to make it a

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<v Speaker 1>special night. It's not even the kickoff to a tour

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<v Speaker 1>this time. This is literally just making these two nights

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<v Speaker 1>this year special. Love it, Joe, And you're most excited

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<v Speaker 1>about our stage design, wardrobe, revising certain songs and set lists,

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<v Speaker 1>bringing this show back to life, and just being in

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<v Speaker 1>New York, I mean, so exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>New York summers.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby, You think you're gonna ride your bike to the

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<v Speaker 1>gig depends on the temp outside. But I usually when

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<v Speaker 1>we have New York, it's a tradition that I ride

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<v Speaker 1>a bike to the first New York You you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Do that at Yankees Yankees, I did you? Guys didn't

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<v Speaker 3>ask me what I'm most excited about? What are you

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<v Speaker 3>most excited about? Nick Merch songs Fire, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It is burning up over again.

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<v Speaker 1>The merch is going to be fire, and it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be fire, and the set list is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be if I go quick, bringing it back, burn it

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<v Speaker 1>up all over again. It's one of the most important

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<v Speaker 1>songs in our whole catalog. A lot of red dresses,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of encourage everybody to wear reds for show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good idea, to be a sea of red,

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<v Speaker 1>the red Sea, the Red Sea. Biblical is talking about

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<v Speaker 1>those shows though. The original MSG burning up to our shows.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when that album came out. Went to Virgin Megastore

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<v Speaker 1>that night and it was just, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I excited a riot. We almost got arrested you because

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<v Speaker 3>of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we're going to be there. You got on

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<v Speaker 1>your BlackBerry and you tweeted out I did. Actually it

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<v Speaker 1>was my BlackBerry.

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<v Speaker 6>Your BlackBerry tweeted out means Times Square and then you

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<v Speaker 6>said it from stage as well and said I did.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a voice ragember. We didn't really have that

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<v Speaker 1>voicemail thing. We could like leave a voicemail for our fans.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, yeah, should bring it back. Let's do

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<v Speaker 1>it again. Let's let's go to Times Square after our

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<v Speaker 1>show in the twenty it is a Disney store now

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<v Speaker 1>old Virgin Maga source. Maybe yeah, we know somebody at Disney. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we take it over.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot to tell you, guys, I went to Disney

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<v Speaker 3>last week. Roads Road Roads, Road Roads Ride Ride Roads

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<v Speaker 3>you road the rides?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll say this.

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<v Speaker 1>We are family now Disney legends literally not officially yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, it kind of hits hard. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lie going to Disney as a Disney legend. It feels

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<v Speaker 1>like you're a diplomat. Like we've gone, we've listen. What

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<v Speaker 1>makes it different? I'm not this is like thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for your real with everybody, it's like that's too far,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's it's sort of there's an air about it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like so good, you know, and like you should go.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a legend. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Pre says something like, oh, you know, because you're like

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<v Speaker 1>a Disney icon, and the guy that was with us

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<v Speaker 1>was like, let's legend actually.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh a fire and something to twenty You're like, thank

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<v Speaker 3>you for saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, just that's so cool. I can't wait to update

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<v Speaker 1>my Linkeodn we were talking about. Also big news. Malti

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<v Speaker 1>is forty inches.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, she can ride the riots.

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<v Speaker 1>She could she could thirty eight inches and go and

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<v Speaker 1>she was loving it. She's fearless. She think she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like under Mountain the whole thing, but she did all.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing she didn't like was she kept calling

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<v Speaker 1>Dart Vader. But it's Kylo Bren. Oh that's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>be scary. Yeah, scary when he she's like, why is

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<v Speaker 1>he so mad?

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<v Speaker 6>Back to important stuff here, Yes, New York City MSG

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<v Speaker 6>twenty twenty first, Uh, no better person to celebrate this

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<v Speaker 6>big announcement than one of our favorites.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, who's not from New York but has been there for.

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<v Speaker 6>A very long time to two thousand and one when

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<v Speaker 6>he first came on the scene on SNL and he's

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<v Speaker 6>the host of Late Night with Seth Myers.

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<v Speaker 5>Please welcome our friend, your friend Bars ill. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 5>you came in pretty dark. You looked a little haunting

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<v Speaker 5>there for a second second, look like.

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<v Speaker 2>But now I want you to see the real me.

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<v Speaker 4>And just as a reminder, when you host your own podcast,

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<v Speaker 4>you just get a lot more close ups. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>have to be a wide shot to get three people.

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<v Speaker 6>It's difficult three, but you're you're well versus the podcast

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<v Speaker 6>because you have you have not one, but two podcasts.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I have two podcasts. You handle that is just

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<v Speaker 4>it's harder. It's harder than you think it's going to

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<v Speaker 4>be when you agree to do one. I sort of

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<v Speaker 4>started them both at the same time. I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>if i'd started one first, I probably wouldn't have tripped

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<v Speaker 4>into the second one. But look, I do one with

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<v Speaker 4>my brother, so I can highly recommend that, and then

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<v Speaker 4>I do another one with the Lonely Island guys.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know them, so they're funny and you're funny.

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<v Speaker 6>And we saw a great clip from your pod with

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<v Speaker 6>the Lonely Island Guys about our appearance. I think it

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<v Speaker 6>was in two thousand and eight or nine Property of

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<v Speaker 6>the Queen, which feels slightly problematic now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, is it that Oh yeah, the queen past.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, in the age of what's problematic today, that's

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<v Speaker 4>just the passage of time, you guys, that's just the

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<v Speaker 4>passage of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was great.

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<v Speaker 4>We mostly just shouted out how you guys had actually

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<v Speaker 4>pre existing really good songs. That made it a lot

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<v Speaker 4>easier for the Lonely Island that week.

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<v Speaker 6>It was, you know, always a dream to be honest,

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<v Speaker 6>now we got to do it. You were very kind

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<v Speaker 6>to let us actually pitch our own idea. This is

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<v Speaker 6>a little inside baseball, but there is a meeting that

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<v Speaker 6>happens with the guests, whether you're the you know, the

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<v Speaker 6>musical guest or the host, where the writers come in

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<v Speaker 6>they say we'd love to hear your ideas, and then

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<v Speaker 6>they say, you know, great, here's what you're gonna do,

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<v Speaker 6>And then you know, they ask you if you can

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<v Speaker 6>do impressions, which we couldn't do impressions, but we did

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<v Speaker 6>see we have this side project band with a couple

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<v Speaker 6>of songs that we already have kind of written, and

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<v Speaker 6>you guys were gracious enough to let a bunch of

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<v Speaker 6>teenagers come in and actually do that.

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<v Speaker 3>So thank you made dreams come true.

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<v Speaker 4>It's weird, I think that thing of do you do

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<v Speaker 4>any impressions is it's like the icebreaker first day question.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't really care about the answer.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's so rare that anybody actually has one.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Has anyone come in and been like blown you

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<v Speaker 1>away with their impression?

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<v Speaker 4>I remember Christina Aguilera did like an incredible Samantha from

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<v Speaker 4>Sex and the City. Wow, that's good, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I do this and we were like, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 4>hear it. And you're like, oh, okay, So that's basically

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<v Speaker 4>like a tonally perfect Kim Catrell. And then but the

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<v Speaker 4>fact that you guys were like, we don't do impressions,

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<v Speaker 4>but we have songs. Like imagine if you're the lonely

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<v Speaker 4>old guys and you're like, how do we write a

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<v Speaker 4>new song every week? And then you guys show up

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<v Speaker 4>and you're like, we have a lot of them that

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<v Speaker 4>you're free to have.

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<v Speaker 1>We have one called Our Love is like the Great

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<v Speaker 1>Wall of China. It's so big.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I will say, you guys are really good at

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<v Speaker 4>writing songs. Every song in Property the Queen probably it's

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<v Speaker 4>best that we only heard it for like thirty seconds

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<v Speaker 4>to forty five seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was a few reasons. Yeah, maybe not full tracks.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing that happens in those humbling writing meetings, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is also in the writing world of songwriting, but

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<v Speaker 1>at least for ESNL is walking in And the one

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<v Speaker 1>thing you always spoke about afterwards being on a a

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<v Speaker 1>few times now is if you hear the oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>actually that's really funny, you never know how to take that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, thank you, thank you. I think that's good.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like that scene in a like a movie about

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<v Speaker 4>musicians where the first time the sound engineers like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like looks up because it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, oh, all I do is listen to terrible music,

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<v Speaker 4>and this is like an actually, but yeah, we probably

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<v Speaker 4>do give away too often that we're mostly on impressed

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<v Speaker 4>when we're like, whoa, go.

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<v Speaker 2>Back and say that again, that's actually funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're obviously like, this is kind of time off

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say or no, I'm on a hiatus?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so what do hiatus look like for you?

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<v Speaker 4>So I have terrible news for you guys on this

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<v Speaker 4>if you didn't know, you're never really on a hiatus

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<v Speaker 4>from a podcast unless you can like bank them.

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<v Speaker 1>You could do it from a beautiful location that's where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing it right now. I'm a little on vacation

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<v Speaker 1>with you. We guess where you are. Uh yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>giving France.

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<v Speaker 4>I just went to can for the first time just

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<v Speaker 4>last week. So last week you would have caught me

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<v Speaker 4>in France.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so that's where you're getting the nice ten from.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got that can Sun. I brought it back

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<v Speaker 2>to the States.

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<v Speaker 6>You're recording your podcast and you're back on your show

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<v Speaker 6>in July.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, correct?

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<v Speaker 3>How many years now? Since twenty fourteen? Correct, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So, by the way, that means I've been in the

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<v Speaker 4>same building since two thousand and one, the same floor

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<v Speaker 4>of the same building. So it's very very stunted development

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<v Speaker 4>when you work in the same hallway.

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<v Speaker 1>Hardly i'd say that that's not true, but it's pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you guys been alive as long as you sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>until your first album, you've probably been a live longer

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<v Speaker 4>than the age you were before your first album.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yes, yes, yes, first album. I was twelve. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so they we've definitely been doing this longer than we haven't.

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<v Speaker 4>I was twenty seven when I started SNL, and so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm almost double that age where I will have worked

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<v Speaker 4>in thirty rock for as long as they did.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you take us all the way back to your

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<v Speaker 3>SNL audition?

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<v Speaker 4>The thing I always say that's crazy about the audition

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<v Speaker 4>is you do it from the monologue spot. So it's

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<v Speaker 4>crazy enough that you're going to be in a room

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<v Speaker 4>with Lauren Michaels and Tina Fey and all these producers

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<v Speaker 4>and writers who have seen nothing but talent.

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<v Speaker 2>For the entireties of their lives.

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<v Speaker 4>And it'd be weird enough if it was just in

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<v Speaker 4>a comedy club or in somebody's office. But the fact

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<v Speaker 4>that you're doing it from the spot that you know

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<v Speaker 4>so well from television and you have five minutes to

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<v Speaker 4>do an audition you wrote, which was the other part

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<v Speaker 4>that was looking back, very cool about it because you

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<v Speaker 4>can show I think, your own voice the best when

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<v Speaker 4>it's your material, as opposed to if they gave you.

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<v Speaker 2>Something to read.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's also so daunting to write something that you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to have to do for Lauren. And I remember

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<v Speaker 4>they said, you know, just do like three impressions and

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<v Speaker 4>three characters and it should be five minutes. And I'm

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<v Speaker 4>such a rule junkie that I think I did exactly

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<v Speaker 4>five minutes. Like the first thing I did was like

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<v Speaker 4>literally took out a calculator. I'm like, oh, five minutes

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<v Speaker 4>divided by six, like how lung he would be?

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<v Speaker 2>But I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I will tell you just a timestamp two thousand and one.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 4>My impressions were Hugh Grant, Russell Crowe, and David Arquette.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, wow, I did Russell Crowe.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like Gladiator era Russell Crowe, and it was him

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<v Speaker 4>as a humorless talk show host.

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<v Speaker 2>We just yell, are you not entertained? After jokes bombed?

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<v Speaker 4>And then we actually tried it at us and L

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<v Speaker 4>and it was it was funny. The reason of the

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<v Speaker 4>myriad reasons it didn't work, one of the main ones

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<v Speaker 4>was there's no amount of make that can make.

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<v Speaker 2>Me look like I'm Russell Crowe.

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<v Speaker 4>Like producer my extrememakers said, you're The problem is your

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<v Speaker 4>neck is the size.

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<v Speaker 2>Of half of his neck, you know, just like.

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<v Speaker 4>So like he's like, you can't be menacing in a

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<v Speaker 4>way that Russell grow is menacing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's hilarious, that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a coach on the World Cup that like

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<v Speaker 1>looks like Russell Crowe right now, yeah, it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say, like, if you said we're gonna spin it,

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<v Speaker 4>it's random. We're going to spin a wheel of all

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<v Speaker 4>the World Cup coaches and whoever it lands on is

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<v Speaker 4>that is who you look like? Now, I would be like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll do it like I feel like most of the

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<v Speaker 4>World Cup coaches are like very handsome men, extremely yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>really well tailored shirts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Are you a big soccer fan?

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<v Speaker 4>I am a big fan. I'm a huge fan of

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<v Speaker 4>the Dutch national team. And my brother and I both

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<v Speaker 4>lived in Amsterdam right out of college, and I was

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<v Speaker 4>not a soccer fan. And my first summer there was

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<v Speaker 4>the ninety eight World Cup and the Dutch team was

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<v Speaker 4>very good. And it's just like that thing where you

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<v Speaker 4>live in a foreign country and everybody wears orange and

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<v Speaker 4>sings the same songs, and we just fell in love

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<v Speaker 4>with it. And so even though look I would obviously

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<v Speaker 4>I want you know, I'm rooting for the US team,

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<v Speaker 4>but like, my first love is weirdly the Dutch national

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<v Speaker 4>team and I look great in orange.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there a chance that they could play each other

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<v Speaker 3>if we go all the way?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they are on opposite sides of the bracket.

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<v Speaker 2>So there is a chance they could have that could

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<v Speaker 2>be fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Us is looking pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of your brother, Josh Love Josh Man, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a crazy experience with you guys and our mutual friend

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<v Speaker 1>Jack McBrayer a couple of years back, doing day drinking

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 2>We did, Yeah, thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 6>Of the things I've done, I would categorize showing my

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<v Speaker 6>mother in law that as something that was truly special.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, is this real? Like this is one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred percent?

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the nice things about having more people do

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<v Speaker 4>it every year is it's more people that get their

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<v Speaker 4>word out that, you know, we actually drink. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>a good enough actor to like be that can't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't act.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do Russell.

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<v Speaker 1>Crow drunk maybe, but not yeah, well skinny skinny skinny

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<v Speaker 1>neck Russell, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, only with severe severe beer goggles. Do I have

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<v Speaker 4>Russell grows neck?

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<v Speaker 1>We Jack and I I don't know if he's met

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<v Speaker 1>told you this when we saw you afterwards, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>these two you guys had to go somewhere I know,

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<v Speaker 1>the airport and just went yeah, I had you and

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<v Speaker 1>Jack and I looked at each other and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing now? And he's like, He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, should we go? I guess it's like

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<v Speaker 1>noon or one at that point, like do we get

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<v Speaker 1>food and do we continue to drink? So we kept

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<v Speaker 1>it going.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm amazed because I only recently the first person I

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<v Speaker 4>had a drink after day drinking with was Paul Rudd.

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<v Speaker 2>So it helps to be like have a previous friendship, right.

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<v Speaker 3>How many guinnesses were had on your day drinking day

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<v Speaker 3>with Paul?

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<v Speaker 4>There were multiple Guinnesses and that's what we had afterwards.

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<v Speaker 4>Like Paul's one of those guys there's like a Barnes's

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<v Speaker 4>basements who actually knows how to pour a guinness. And

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<v Speaker 4>people know how to pour a guinness, they want to

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<v Speaker 4>show it off.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was like, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>We had him on the podcast and he talked about

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<v Speaker 1>how he gets his pipes cleaned weekly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which is not a euphemism. Yeah, it's actually something

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<v Speaker 3>he gets done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I've been in his basement bar. You can

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<v Speaker 4>you can taste the cleanness of the pipes. You can

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<v Speaker 4>eat off Paul Rudd's pipes.

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<v Speaker 3>Just keep it going. Yeah, oh so good. But it

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<v Speaker 3>was a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not have that much fun. I get a

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<v Speaker 1>little sick, didn't you. No, it's not sick, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>I get I know my limits. I am not somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that can hang that hard.

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<v Speaker 4>So I also want to stress as I get older,

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<v Speaker 4>like I drink way less. So I will say at

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<v Speaker 4>this point, like if I do two day drinkings in

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<v Speaker 4>a year, like that might be like eighty percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Of my alcohol consumption.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be in like that five hour period, like

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<v Speaker 1>you hit your quota.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, who was your favorite day drinking guests you had

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<v Speaker 6>to pick?

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<v Speaker 2>For me?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like people, it's the first time, like I'd met

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<v Speaker 4>you guys before, and like obviously there was a level

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<v Speaker 4>of comfort with Jack and my brother there. Like it's

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<v Speaker 4>so fun when you know, I had no previous experience

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<v Speaker 4>with like Sabrina Carpenter or Rihanna or Lizzo or you know,

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<v Speaker 4>Dua Lipa, And it's so fun. When I see somebody

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<v Speaker 4>who's been a guest on my show, it's always like,

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<v Speaker 4>hey man, how are you all?

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<v Speaker 2>It's great to see you.

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<v Speaker 4>Like when I see like those people, it's like, ah,

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<v Speaker 4>like it's we went to college together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's like the thinnest slice of what is an

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<v Speaker 4>okay look for a man my age to be doing

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<v Speaker 4>shots with Sabrina Carpenter and day drinking. Is that tiny

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<v Speaker 4>little slice of the pie where it's okay, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Five cameras, you're good, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>We cut, we make them, We do edit around anything

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<v Speaker 4>that would be deemed embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't have any of those moments.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, you're good.

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<v Speaker 3>We were good, you were fine.

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<v Speaker 1>We mentioned the Lonely Island guys before. Yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say that one of my favorite movies of all

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<v Speaker 1>time is pop Star, Never Stopped, Never Stopping.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a perfect movie.

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<v Speaker 6>And I haven't had the chance to tell them that

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<v Speaker 6>I'm such a massive fan of his film, and I've

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<v Speaker 6>watched it no less than you know, twenty five times.

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<v Speaker 6>We need to get the word out more about how

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<v Speaker 6>great this movie is, especially as musicians. Yeah, I've always said, like,

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<v Speaker 6>this is a more accurate depiction of what it's like

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<v Speaker 6>to experience this world than any other movie has ever captured.

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<v Speaker 4>Those guys are fully geniuses, and they would be the

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<v Speaker 4>first to tell you they would prefer if their movies

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<v Speaker 4>also did gangbusters at the box office. But with that said,

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<v Speaker 4>like they've had this very nice thing happened, which is,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, with both hot Rod and pop Star, they're

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<v Speaker 4>these movies that endure because they're made with such you know,

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<v Speaker 4>care and integrity and humor. And so it was just

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<v Speaker 4>the tenth anniversary pop Star and they were just thrilled

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<v Speaker 4>to you know, ultimately, you know, you find out often

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<v Speaker 4>at times of anniversaries, like how much a movie meant

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<v Speaker 4>to people. And so they've kind of enjoyed the pop

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<v Speaker 4>the pop Star tour that they've been able to go on.

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<v Speaker 2>Again.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that movie so much. It's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually have a question from some fans of yours,

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<v Speaker 1>so if I can jump into that, that'd be awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>What people want to know?

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<v Speaker 1>You're still close with so many of your former SNL castmates.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there any group shots? If so, who's in them,

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<v Speaker 1>who's the most active, and do they all have a

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<v Speaker 1>funny name?

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<v Speaker 4>So myself, Mike Shoemaker and Amy Poehler were referred to ourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>As Mike Shoemakers. My producer was a precious amount.

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<v Speaker 4>We're the tripod, the three of us. That's sort of

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<v Speaker 4>a lovingly supportive one. The we're on a like a

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<v Speaker 4>group one that doesn't have a funny name, but you

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<v Speaker 4>know Samberg, Fred, you know Bill, those guys around one.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say, the funniest Texter independent of a group,

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<v Speaker 4>Fred Armison, just got with no context, got a happy

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<v Speaker 4>Father's Day message from him, but it was a voice

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<v Speaker 4>note as he was Homer Simpson.

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<v Speaker 3>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say that one never.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just talking a lot about how he he hopes

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<v Speaker 4>I got donuts for Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get any donuts for Father's Day?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't, but it was you know what, a voice

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<v Speaker 4>don't from Fred was better than a thousand donuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Fred as Homer, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Will say, it's also like exactly the funniest version of

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<v Speaker 4>a Homer Simpson impression where it's like definitely not great,

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<v Speaker 4>but also there's some talent involved.

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<v Speaker 3>There's just a little something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, speaking of messages from very funny people. I know

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<v Speaker 6>this is a mutual friend of ours, kind of a

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<v Speaker 6>friend of ours, not really, but I received a birthday

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<v Speaker 6>message from Tim Robinson.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, a couple of years message. Actually you get it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you get a birthday message from Tim every birthday. Last

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<v Speaker 1>year he didn't send me one, So if you if

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<v Speaker 1>you speak point. We don't know what changed, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>something he stopped sending that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I text a lot with Tim about I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>If you guys are have to speed on Spider League

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<v Speaker 4>and the dramas of Spider League.

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<v Speaker 3>What is Spider League? Spider League.

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<v Speaker 4>Spider League is a six man fantasy like football league,

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<v Speaker 4>except it's about spiders, and they just I'm not a

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<v Speaker 4>part of it, and I think it's silly.

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<v Speaker 2>They take pictures of spiders.

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<v Speaker 4>They have an app on their phone, they take pictures

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<v Speaker 4>of spiders and they send them and whoever has the

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<v Speaker 4>deadliest spider wins. The only reason I bring it up

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<v Speaker 4>is Brooks wheel And, who's a great comedian and friends

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<v Speaker 4>with him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's in Spider League.

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<v Speaker 4>And Brooks made the mistake of mentioning Spider League on

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<v Speaker 4>my show, and it turns out he didn't realize it's

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<v Speaker 4>like a fight club situation.

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<v Speaker 2>So then he got suspended.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So again, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Will impenetrably hard rules to follow in Spider League, but it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is once you're in. That sounds kind of awesome though,

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<v Speaker 3>Spider League.

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<v Speaker 4>So I mean, look, they seem to be having a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of fun with Spider League by the best is like,

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<v Speaker 4>they're always mad when I talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>It, But I'm like, you can't what you can't punish me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be in your league.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't even in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro. Well, your show comes back in July, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>actually going to be in New York in August.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about the top of the show.

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<v Speaker 6>That's right, shows on August two and twenty first at

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<v Speaker 6>Massive Square Garden. Yes, burning up all over again. We'll

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<v Speaker 6>see you in New York man.

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<v Speaker 4>Congratulations. The city will be so excited to have you back.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, is there a more exciting time to becoming

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<v Speaker 4>the Madison Square Garden than right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, baby, go Nix.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the hottest, it's the hottest spot in the world,

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<v Speaker 4>and and that's even with the World Cup going on.

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<v Speaker 4>But congratulations, guys, I'm so excited coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks dude, We're so excited. It's gonna be a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fun. You know, I'm sitting here thinking about because

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<v Speaker 1>you have obviously two podcasts that you host, yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and obviously your show at thirty. I'm curious you know

0:21:35.040 --> 0:21:37.120
<v Speaker 1>now that we've got our podcast. We've got I think

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<v Speaker 1>about over ten guests now under our belt. Far more

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<v Speaker 1>than that. But yeah, do you have any any good

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<v Speaker 1>advice for us? You know now that would any don'ts?

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<v Speaker 1>More so any don'ts or things that you've learned that

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, maybe I shouldn't have you doubled down. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is sometimes you look, you might have a we

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<v Speaker 1>might have an overlapping guest, like I'm sure you've had overlaps.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes it's really fun. Sometimes you have a guest and

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<v Speaker 4>you're like, where we'll we'll cut this out, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like when you're talking about something, maybe you're talking out

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<v Speaker 4>of school, and you're like, we'll cut this out, but

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<v Speaker 4>just keep an eye on the clock because you know,

0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:08.600
<v Speaker 4>at some point maybe that guest has to go. So

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes like we've here, will be like twenty minutes into

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<v Speaker 4>like we'll cut this out, and they're like, also, I

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<v Speaker 4>gotta go, I'm I gotta go. We're like, we only

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<v Speaker 4>have twelve minutes a podcast, so just when you're in

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<v Speaker 4>the let we'll cut the zud zone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a ticking clock.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that keep an eye on the clock. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't actually have a clock in here that we'll add one.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, we got our bowl of questions? Uh, these

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<v Speaker 6>are you to do with anything? Just a renom question, Joe,

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<v Speaker 6>would you please?

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<v Speaker 3>No problem?

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<v Speaker 1>He asked me to do it in case it's really

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, either inappropriate or just really rude.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's the first thing you usually notice about people?

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<v Speaker 4>I think eye contact? By the way, Like, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>even know if there's a version of eye contact I

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<v Speaker 4>like more than the other. But I just when I'm

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<v Speaker 4>talking to somebody I like early on, I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>what is this? Is this one where we like look

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<v Speaker 4>away a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like that Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise got he's got

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<v Speaker 1>the good eye contact.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's is it good or is it a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of work?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good on a scale of is he doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>If you had to have one celebrity as your emergency contact,

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<v Speaker 1>who would it be?

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<v Speaker 2>Samberg?

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<v Speaker 3>That's good, that's great, Hey, Bud, Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a son. Hey I just found out we've

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<v Speaker 2>never met.

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<v Speaker 3>Congrats, love it lovely Samberg?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Samberg would be it.

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<v Speaker 4>But like, I don't think he'd be helpful, but I

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<v Speaker 4>do think it'd just be like he'd be a funny guy. No,

0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:30.080
<v Speaker 4>but like for all of his bits and like silliness,

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<v Speaker 4>Samberg has kind of got it lockdown.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a very like good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got it together. Yeah, it seems like a solid dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just going through my celebrity list context, just

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<v Speaker 1>celebrities that I'd like to have on my emergency call list. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when you go into you there's a lot of options

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<v Speaker 1>now on the Apple Phone. If you click on your

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<v Speaker 1>account and like and one. Then I was like, an

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<v Speaker 1>Apple phone is a crazy way to say. One.

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<v Speaker 3>Just your iPhone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I think it's a just rebranded that's the update.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you go in and.

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<v Speaker 2>You only call it an iPhone when it's yours, it's.

0:24:05.440 --> 0:24:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Like it's it's iPhone. But phones at large their Apple Phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a New York throll son. You go in and

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<v Speaker 1>you want to like, you know, you have to share

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<v Speaker 1>your location and all this now they have.

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<v Speaker 3>In case.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, in case you expire, who would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to share all of your your phone information with the case.

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<v Speaker 3>When you expire?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I only they say it so delicately, but so

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<v Speaker 1>the iPhone's wow, So like you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that they I like that they used phone

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<v Speaker 4>speak expire and it's serious.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you expire when your battery dives?

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<v Speaker 3>I also put Samberg just so you know. I guess

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<v Speaker 3>that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's that is problematic for a lot of people, right,

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<v Speaker 1>they just like expire and they can't get into like

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<v Speaker 1>their nudes, their nudes. Yeah, got to get those nudes back, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>at least send them to Samberg Sanmdberg has mine, So

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<v Speaker 1>I got Samberg in there too.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's just send all let's just agree now, like just

0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:01.960
<v Speaker 4>to fuck with them. Anybody listening, when you die, send

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<v Speaker 4>your everything?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I'm going to get a new phone.

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<v Speaker 1>My memory is full from Dead's.

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<v Speaker 3>Nudes from dead So funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was brilliant at like nine, thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>if a great invention that I had. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>the more contexts you get, your phone should get heavier.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, working on that one. This is like

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<v Speaker 1>a whole phone five minute bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're doing all right anyway, Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for your time, my friend, and you're having a pleasure.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, guys, can't wait to see them in August.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, be well, We'll see you there and enjoy vacation

0:25:44.000 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>wherever you are, wherever you go. Guys, that would work though.

0:25:47.720 --> 0:25:50.359
<v Speaker 1>Think about it, like your phone. If alsodden, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like like yo, you hold that and like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>well you've got a lot of contacts. It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>ways more when you weighs more. And then if somebody

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<v Speaker 1>has got a lifehone, be like ten people like you have,

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<v Speaker 1>Like maybe the way you balance it out pun intended

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<v Speaker 1>is that you have it only gets heavier.

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<v Speaker 2>We have.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to be able to know this person. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't just be like, how would it okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, Like if you call them, they're like hey Joe, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's like instantly a little bit more each contact,

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<v Speaker 1>like weighs a Graham.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gotta it's kind of way. Yeah, it's can't be

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<v Speaker 3>too heavy. I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>We should.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna invent you a phone that does this. You

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<v Speaker 3>can figure it out. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's like weight source, so that just

0:26:36.280 --> 0:26:39.840
<v Speaker 1>magically makes itself way more just compressed air.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. This is so good.

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<v Speaker 1>See we need Bill n back on the bringing back him.

0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:46.880
<v Speaker 1>We need him back on who else is? Who else

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:50.200
<v Speaker 1>do we know that does science or weight related? Just

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<v Speaker 1>water way more frozen than it does as a liquid.

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<v Speaker 6>You go to the doctor for your physical and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>please take your heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>Like sure, do you have any walking through TSA They're

0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:06.080
<v Speaker 1>like it's like like, sir, I'm sorry, you're gonna have

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:07.760
<v Speaker 1>put that. Maybe they have like a check you have

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<v Speaker 1>to check the weight of your phone at the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, you got your bag and your you can't

0:27:12.920 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 3>take off this plane. People like we are way too popular.

0:27:20.080 --> 0:27:21.639
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's like you're gonna have to check your

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<v Speaker 1>phone into the tiny plane for all the heavy phones.

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<v Speaker 1>First class is popping off too funny, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye bye, bye bye.