1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with twenty eight hundred duy away. Not 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:15,079 Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another jubilas on 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi, 6 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: my name is Willie Stroker and I'm calling from these Marriott. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with Nina Garner. You're speaking 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: to her. Hi, Nina. I work in the reservations department 9 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: here at the Marriott, and I was just calling to 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,559 Speaker 1: confirm a couple dates with you. Okay, And what did 11 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 1: you say? Your name was again, Willie Stroker? Willie, Okay, 12 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: thank you, no problems. So you're staying with us for 13 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: seven days coming up next week, starting on the twentieth. 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah, that's right. Okay. We're really looking 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: forward to it. Well, you couldn't be coming at a 16 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: more wonderful time a year. The island is beautiful and 17 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: the weather is perfect right now. It's great. That sounds wonderful. 18 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: My husband and I are really looking forward to this. 19 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: We need it. Yeah, yeah, I think we all do. Anyway, 20 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 1: our hotel, on the other hand, is going through some 21 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: changes and I just want to let you know about 22 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:14,839 Speaker 1: those before you arrive. Okay changes, Yeah, Currently our housekeeping 23 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: service is non existent. What Yeah, I don't really know 24 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: what happened. They walked off the job yesterday, so it 25 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: might be a strike issue. Haven't really heard much about it. 26 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: That Are you going to get it fixed before we come? 27 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: I doubt it. I'm hearing from my higher ups. It's 28 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: going to be a few months probably before we get 29 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: the housekeepers back. That's going to leave us in a pickle. 30 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: I mean that's so basy, I know, trust me. Yeah, 31 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: I'm just the one that's making the phone call here. 32 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: But I do want you to expect towels not to 33 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: be clean dirty sheets when you arrive. But still, I 34 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: mean the people that stay here are very clean, so's 35 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: it's gonna be. Well, that doesn't help with housekeeping my room. 36 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: You need to do something about this before we get there. Well, 37 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: we're encouraging our guests to bring their own sheets and 38 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: towels if they're uncomfortable with that. So you've got to 39 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: be killed me. No, No, I wish I was. Actually, 40 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: what's the point of staying in a hotel for a 41 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:10,119 Speaker 1: vacation if you don't have housekeeping or even clean linens. Well, 42 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 1: like I said, the weather is amazing right now. Who 43 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: needs towels and sheets when you got great weather outside? Oh, 44 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 1: this is more than annoying. Have you ever heard of 45 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: the biker group the Hell's Angels. What are you talking about? 46 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: They're having their annual convention here at the exact time 47 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: as you're staying. So we're also letting guests that are 48 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: staying in the hotel at that time. No, it could 49 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: get a little chaotic. Those guys are wild cards, you 50 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: know what. Yeah, I can't even fathom why you're doing this. 51 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 1: And we're coming there to relax and to rest and 52 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: to get it the rat race. Yeah, you're giving us 53 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: a rat race. Well that's why I thought I should 54 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: call you. I checked your room, and your room is 55 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: flanked by two Hell's Angels. They'll be staying right next year, 56 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: and I just want to let you know that because 57 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: those guys, they stay up late and they party a 58 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 1: little bit, but they're nice. I'm really stressed right now. 59 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: I know that obviously, having dirty towels and sheets and 60 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: staying with a bunch of Hell's Angels is not ideal, 61 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: But I do have good news for you. I would 62 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,959 Speaker 1: love to hear it, because all I've heard so far 63 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 1: is bad news. We are renovating the floor above you. 64 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. Are you kidding me right now? No, 65 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: not at all. It's going to be gorgeous when they're done, 66 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: but that's not when we're there. Well, when you come 67 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: back and stay with us again, because you're gonna want to, 68 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: it's gonna look amazing and you could probably get a 69 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 1: room on that floor pretty easily. Are you an imbecile 70 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: You think after a stay like this, I'm going to 71 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: come back again? This is just totally unprofessional. First, you 72 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: tell me there's no housekeeping and there's no clean linnens. 73 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: Even if we were to accept that, Yeah, don't forget 74 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: about the Hell's Angels. The Hell's Angels will also be 75 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: I'm getting there. I'm getting there. Okay. They're loud, they're noisy, 76 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: they're disrespectful, and those are going to be the people 77 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: we're with. Well, and there's going to be construction going 78 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: on above you too, so it could get noisy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 79 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: I almost forgot about the best part. And our chef 80 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: left some sort of wages. Your chef left, yeah, yeah, 81 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: no food. What is going on there? Why do you 82 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: even have your doors open? Well, that's another thing too, 83 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: the front door is broken. I don't know whether to 84 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: laugh or cry. You should probably laugh because this is 85 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call. It's fun. It's a prank 86 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,239 Speaker 1: phone call. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel 87 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you and 88 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: your husband Max set you up. Oh my god, Oh 89 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 1: my god. I can't believe he'd do that too. He 90 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 1: told me you were stressing about vacation and want to 91 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: play a joke on you. You know, out of all 92 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,159 Speaker 1: the news you gave me, the only thing I thought 93 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: that might be a little acceptable is the Hell's Angels. 94 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 1: You know those guys might be fun to party with. Yeah. 95 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 1: Probably Hell's Angels and dirty Sheets. I'm in oh man, 96 00:04:54,080 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 1: wake up every morning with yes