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Speaker 1: Today effed up by screaming about masturbating. It almost ruined

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Speaker 1: a wedding. Dude, you shouldn't do that.

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Speaker 2: Like that sounds like the worst thing that you could

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Speaker 2: say at a wedding, and maybe like the worst time

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Speaker 2: would be, like, hey, does anyone.

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Speaker 1: Not agree that these two people should be together? And

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Speaker 1: then you.

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Speaker 2: Say, yes, I do masturbation something like that.

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Speaker 3: That would have been great, although that's not the case.

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Speaker 3: So I am mostly grateful this only happened. This only

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Speaker 3: happened in front of a few people, and not the

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Speaker 3: bride and groom's extremely Catholic families.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank god, thank god. I object eran R. What

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Speaker 1: about tickling your sausage?

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Speaker 3: I was in a wedding this weekend and a little

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Speaker 3: bit into the dancing, a couple of the other bridesmaids

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Speaker 3: and I stepped out to change into sneakers to really

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Speaker 3: get our dance side.

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Speaker 4: Get those moves grooving, b yeah, and then Uptown Funk

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Speaker 4: came on and we were singing and dancing along as

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Speaker 4: we left.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you know you gotta get funky when the funk plays.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, it's it's a banger. It's it's an absolute banger.

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Speaker 3: So I just carried on this once when I'm hood girls,

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Speaker 3: damn good girl.

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Speaker 1: Straight masturbating. Okay, he sang it right.

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Speaker 2: And one of them, oh, my god, yes he did.

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Speaker 3: And one of the bridesmaids stops dead in her tracks.

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Speaker 3: She's like, what did you say? And I said, straight masturbaiting.

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Speaker 2: He doubles down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I say, I still can't believe he

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Speaker 3: got away with that lyric in such a popular song. Gosh, golly, darn,

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Speaker 3: it's almost like he didn't do that. And the other

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Speaker 3: bridesmaids say, I think the lyrics are straight masterpieces.

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Speaker 1: I look it up and lo and behold, that is

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Speaker 1: the lyric.

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Speaker 2: Who would have funk?

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Speaker 3: I think, surely that's just the radio edit, and there's

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Speaker 3: an original, explicit version that says straight masturbaiting.

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Speaker 2: I love how he's like so convinced that he just

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Speaker 2: needs to find this masturbating version of Updown.

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Speaker 3: Funny how many songs there are countless songs where we

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Speaker 3: don't know the exact words and we just like make

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Speaker 3: up the sound or the word or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm singing so many songs wrong, like

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Speaker 2: on a daily basis.

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Speaker 3: The rumor has it whatever that song is by Adele.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was Magruber has it.

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Speaker 2: He does have it, he does have any situation.

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Speaker 1: But no.

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Speaker 3: Turns out I had confidently been singing about masturbating incorrectly

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Speaker 3: since twenty fourteen. I also had a look up when

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Speaker 3: the song came out, and I'm horrified that it was

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Speaker 3: that long ago.

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Speaker 2: Shit, it's a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: More of the story.

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Speaker 3: Don't yell about masturbating, deal, keep your meat tickling to yourself.