Speaker 1: Second date. Doing so many of these second date updates
Speaker 1: across the year, it's like a long drawn out race
Speaker 1: ultra marathon, ultra ultra marathon. He just keeps going and going,
Speaker 1: and we know we're not gonna win all of them,
Speaker 1: or half of them, maybe not even one hundredth of them.
Speaker 1: But you know what, if we get a victory today,
Speaker 1: then all consider this entire year a success. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you with me on that? I'm It makes me think
Speaker 1: that it's gonna be real hard to get a victory.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the I don't know what happens.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened either, but I'm excited to
Speaker 1: talk to our listener, Andrew, who says he met a
Speaker 1: lady on the interwebs recently. Okay, Andrew, we're still calling
Speaker 1: at the interwebs. Sure, let's go with that, all right, cool.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure I'm up to date
Speaker 1: with my my linga well, as long as we're on
Speaker 1: the same page with Andrew. Before we get into your date, Andrew,
Speaker 1: why don't you tell us about some of the things
Speaker 1: that stood out on her dating profile? Because Brook, we
Speaker 1: always hear so much about the dates, you know, I
Speaker 1: want to spend some time getting to know the person. Andrew,
Speaker 1: could you pull up her dating profile and tell us
Speaker 1: what's on there? We're gonna look at it literally right now. Yeah? Sure.
Speaker 1: What's her name again? Her name is Sandra? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 1: So what does what does Sandra say about herself online?
Speaker 1: Let's see here, we're just going to Okay, this is
Speaker 1: good radio. By the way, it feels kind of like
Speaker 1: a violation of PRID for some reason. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know her public she's in like it looks like some
Speaker 1: sort of like a pumpkin patch type thing. It's like
Speaker 1: a fall picture, you know. All right, so she's basic.
Speaker 1: We know that. Let's go what does she say about herself?
Speaker 1: What's the first line? Uh? It's the first thing is
Speaker 1: I'd like to date so I can leave the house
Speaker 1: and put actual clothes off, all right, which means she's
Speaker 1: naked right now. That's immediately sold on her. What else
Speaker 1: is on there? Next? It says that the quickest way
Speaker 1: to her heart is through red wine. Right, Brooks on board? Now,
Speaker 1: what can we say to get Alexis on her side?
Speaker 1: That's true? Okay, I'm still I'm still waiting, okay, Jeff
Speaker 1: to like any birds on the next and next it
Speaker 1: says she lifts her main turn off is people who
Speaker 1: can't hold a conversation. Well, that's a left swipe for me,
Speaker 1: big weakness. Okay, conversation, it's my kryptonite. Let's get into
Speaker 1: them together, Like, I mean, what do you guys do
Speaker 1: on your date? Well, so it also is on her
Speaker 1: profile that she loved scenic places and waterfalls. You know,
Speaker 1: so I actually know of this waterfall like in our
Speaker 1: area that's not too crowded, like not a lot of
Speaker 1: people know about it. So I invite her to go there,
Speaker 1: and she was all about it. Waterfall, that's pretty fine, Alexis.
Speaker 1: Waterfall good. Good. First that's where he takes one to
Speaker 1: kill him, like a waterfall on a first date? Was
Speaker 1: a hike? What's good? Questions? What are you doing underneath
Speaker 1: this waterfall? It was It wasn't like a serious hike
Speaker 1: in in through the wood like it was. It's pretty
Speaker 1: public place. You didn't answer my question, are you planning
Speaker 1: on killing her there? Okay? Oh my god. These are
Speaker 1: the questions that Alexis says. We did ask were you
Speaker 1: still able to hold a conversation while you guys were
Speaker 1: walking out to the waterfall. Yeah, it was really nice.
Speaker 1: It was like, it was really beautiful day. We took
Speaker 1: some pictures um together, no, not together, just like okay,
Speaker 1: you know, the waterfall and the trees and just like
Speaker 1: the general area it was. It was really nice. That's
Speaker 1: a good about waterfalls though. You can go and when
Speaker 1: it's cold and the winter it's pretty or in the
Speaker 1: summer you can jump in, you know. But it's just
Speaker 1: waterfalls are great. I actually said to her as a joke,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, you could swim in this water.
Speaker 1: It's totally fine. And she actually dipped her toe in
Speaker 1: and and she said she was like, no way in
Speaker 1: how it's freezing. Guy. Okay, so that's what. Well. I
Speaker 1: couldn't tell if she was like challenging me or something,
Speaker 1: but dudes are so weird. She was not. Probably she
Speaker 1: was simply commenting on the temperature of the water. It
Speaker 1: probably had nothing to do with you. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I ended up that thankfully going in the water.
Speaker 1: But what we did do, um, there's a restaurant nearby
Speaker 1: and we got some drinks and now we're talking up.
Speaker 1: But this is because she mentioned that she likes red wine.
Speaker 1: That's the key to her heart. Oh yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm quick on my feet. I listen. I
Speaker 1: paid attention. Okay, yeah, you were considering her likes throughout
Speaker 1: the day. That's great. What do I feel like? I
Speaker 1: went back to the waterfalls, right, tell us about what
Speaker 1: waterfalls are like in all the different seasons. Again, that
Speaker 1: was me. Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry, it's so much interesting
Speaker 1: conversation happening. Okay, So I was. I was drinks at
Speaker 1: the at the restaurant. It was good. It was you know,
Speaker 1: it had a really like normal good time, talked about
Speaker 1: jobs and hobbies and whatnot, and just, I don't know,
Speaker 1: really normal conversation. Um. I did though, So like in
Speaker 1: my profile, I didn't mention that I was divorced. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's for the best. Yeah. Did you tell her
Speaker 1: when you guys were drinking. Yeah, and you know, after
Speaker 1: we had one or two, I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna drop it on her. I told her.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have any kids, and it
Speaker 1: makes it so simple though, if you're divorced without kids, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you just overcommitted. Yeah. Did she seem upset
Speaker 1: by it? She didn't seem upset by asked you just like, oh,
Speaker 1: thanks for telling me. And overall seemed like a great
Speaker 1: date and seemed like the feelings are mutual. But she
Speaker 1: doesn't respond to any of my texta calls. How long
Speaker 1: has it been It's been over a week. Maybe she's
Speaker 1: still waiting to put her actual clothes on. Oh, because
Speaker 1: she to go out of the house, because that was
Speaker 1: what her bio said. Yeah, oh, she like needs an invite.
Speaker 1: She won't leave her house. We have all these questions
Speaker 1: that we need to ask her, and we're going to
Speaker 1: do that right after we play a song. Come back
Speaker 1: and try and get your second date update. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you date. You know changing my goal from part one?
Speaker 1: Are you? Yea it was success? That was your goal? Well,
Speaker 1: I said, if we get it yesterday, then I'll consider
Speaker 1: the entire year of success. But I think we've already
Speaker 1: won house because we learned. Waterfalls are good no matter
Speaker 1: what time of the year. You see him. Well, I
Speaker 1: enjoyed nature walks with Jose Interre. Waterfalls are great summer waterfalls. Yes,
Speaker 1: I feel like you should work at one of those
Speaker 1: like nature interpretation centers. Yes, I wish Yeah, welling spring waterfalls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those are good fall falls. And you don't even like hiking,
Speaker 1: but I like a nice waterfalls. And even though TLC
Speaker 1: said don't go chasing waterfalls, Andrew said, you know what,
Speaker 1: screw TLC. We're gonna We're gonna go check out this
Speaker 1: falling water near my house. Okay, that was more of
Speaker 1: a symbolic song actually about I think it was a
Speaker 1: literal warning don't go to the waterfalls. Afterwards, the two
Speaker 1: of them got drinks together and they opened up more
Speaker 1: about their hobbies and about Andrew's divorce, and he felt like,
Speaker 1: overall was a really good conversation. The problem is it's
Speaker 1: been at least a week now and and nothing thank you.
Speaker 1: What they should have done as a sunset also good
Speaker 1: in all seasons, Andrew, I mean you were kind of
Speaker 1: worried about the divorce, saying, is that why you think
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back? Yeah, I guess so. It's
Speaker 1: like a deal breaker for some people, so I feel
Speaker 1: like that must be it. Yeah, see that. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: let's just call her and get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1: Right now. I'm not even gonna bring up waterfalls to her.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask her what the problem is the
Speaker 1: divorce you shouldn't bring up. But okay, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to bring up any of it, all right, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna let her do the talking. I'm here, we go.
Speaker 1: I'm dialing the number. Hello, Hey, Sandra yea. Hey. My
Speaker 1: name is jeff from a radio show called Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and the whole show is here.
Speaker 1: Um wait what yeah, a wild huh. It's for real,
Speaker 1: for real, for real, for real, and we sorry to
Speaker 1: bother you, but we're hoping to ask you a couple
Speaker 1: of questions about a guy that you went out with
Speaker 1: recently who listens to our show named Andrew. Oh my
Speaker 1: god laughing, and that's a good thing. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you seem like a nice guy. We do something called
Speaker 1: a second Date Update, which is the segment that you're
Speaker 1: on right now, and we're trying to get some answers
Speaker 1: for Andrew because he's a little bit confused after you
Speaker 1: guys went out. Why he's having trouble reaching you and
Speaker 1: setting up a second date. Um, sorry, I'm at I mean,
Speaker 1: you've been on a date before where somebody doesn't call
Speaker 1: you back and you're like, what happened? That's really mean
Speaker 1: of you to say it broke. I'm sure that everybody
Speaker 1: calls you back. Everyone's been not called back before. Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: it's very common, all right, I know. I'm more so
Speaker 1: just surprised that he called you. Guys, I've never he
Speaker 1: did it because he really had a good time with you,
Speaker 1: and that's what's so confusing to him. He doesn't know
Speaker 1: what went wrong, or maybe nothing went wrong and you're
Speaker 1: just super busy. We don't we're making assumptions, of course. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: you're right, he's a nice guy. I had a nice time.
Speaker 1: But great, we'd love to send you out on another
Speaker 1: date that I'm good? No, thank you? Why just I'm
Speaker 1: not interested? Are you like not attracted to him or something?
Speaker 1: Why you always jumped to the like? The meanest thing
Speaker 1: is that the problem how to open this whole thing
Speaker 1: with going over her dating profile looking at her picture? Who? Wait,
Speaker 1: you went over? You went it's too you're revealing too
Speaker 1: much to these people. Wait, I'm sorry you guys went
Speaker 1: over my date? Are you sure you just looked at it?
Speaker 1: She told you about my teeth? Well, look what you've
Speaker 1: done it public. No, I would really actually love to
Speaker 1: know what he told you please. You just read some
Speaker 1: of the stuff that was on there, and like like
Speaker 1: the thing about the quickest way your hearts through red
Speaker 1: wine and the thing about you don't like people that
Speaker 1: can't hold a conversation. We thought it was all really funny. Well,
Speaker 1: if I had any like dallage in my mind about
Speaker 1: dating this guy, like solidified it, honestly, Like I didn't think,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't think. Listen, did you like him
Speaker 1: at all? He was a lot, like it was. It
Speaker 1: was a lot, but like he was very sweet, um,
Speaker 1: and he was really attentive, you know, he kept like
Speaker 1: he definitely mentioned everything that he just told you about,
Speaker 1: you know, the red wine, and he took me to
Speaker 1: like this really pretty waterfall. Say that all sounds really good.
Speaker 1: So we want to know, like, what was the deal
Speaker 1: breaker for you? Why? Why are you avoiding him? His
Speaker 1: divorces plural divorces? Oh no, he has five divorces? How
Speaker 1: many five divorces? Five divorce? How old is he? He
Speaker 1: didn't sound very old. Is he older than he sounds? Um? No,
Speaker 1: he's only a few years older than me. But I
Speaker 1: don't even care if somebody divorced once, you know, I
Speaker 1: understand why I get it, But he didn't disclose that
Speaker 1: in his profile, and five times to me is incredibly significant.
Speaker 1: To be fair, if I had been divorced five times,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't highlight that invidating profile. Even it's not,
Speaker 1: but it's also like that's a kind of a beat
Speaker 1: and switch, like he's not being honest and upfront, like
Speaker 1: that's a huge, huge deal. We didn't know about all
Speaker 1: the divorces either. We we all thought it was just one.
Speaker 1: But I think maybe we should ask him about it
Speaker 1: because he's on the other line listening right now. He
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. That's wild, Andrew, are you there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I didn't know that was a deal breaker. Why
Speaker 1: did you make it sound singular when you told us
Speaker 1: you had a divorce? I told you I was divorced.
Speaker 1: You didn't ask how many times? Brooke, he'd better about
Speaker 1: asking questions, But like the five times, that's a red
Speaker 1: flag to you, then questions, that's a serious question. What's
Speaker 1: the guy supposed to do? I mean, you've heard you've
Speaker 1: heard the saying fifth times the charm. I've never heard that.
Speaker 1: How it goes? Oh? Is it six? Six times? The charms? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You could be that special time Andrew why getting married? Well,
Speaker 1: like all right, let me let me explain. Let me
Speaker 1: explain myself here. Okay, like three of the marriages happened
Speaker 1: in Vegas. So were they annulled or were they actually divorced? Count? No?
Speaker 1: They yeah, exactly, they don't count. They were in Vegas.
Speaker 1: So like, what are your friends? Yeah, I mean you
Speaker 1: have to kill time in Vegas? Somehow you guys will
Speaker 1: get married. How they go get a marriage certificate before
Speaker 1: you get Elvis to mirror you. It is a multi
Speaker 1: step process to make it. House sounds just like one.
Speaker 1: Just like Sandra will just not go to Vegas together,
Speaker 1: you know, because that's what you can't resist. People are gambling.
Speaker 1: You can't resist it. Married, get married. I mean it's
Speaker 1: his ritual every time he goes there. Sandra, Does that
Speaker 1: make you feel better? No, it just shows poor judgment,
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't obviously take it seriously. Like for me,
Speaker 1: marriage is a humongous commitment. No, there's no wow, that's
Speaker 1: you can't. You guys are not like this is insane, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: you have issues. You have to like we hold hold on.
Speaker 1: How about we send you guys to Vegas and you
Speaker 1: could talk this out. You got the joke, the joke,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Yeah, thanks for loving But Andrew, what
Speaker 1: happened with the other two divorces? Yes, that's what I
Speaker 1: want to know. The other like one of them, I
Speaker 1: married the same girl twice, so that brings down the number.
Speaker 1: It doesn't bring down the number. It does. That's only
Speaker 1: four women. Name's not same z's you don't you hook
Speaker 1: up with the same person, It doesn't count as another person. Guys,
Speaker 1: why are you neversing these people? Like? The forces are
Speaker 1: expensive money? Are you spending on your legal fees? Believes
Speaker 1: in love and makes a lot of money. You don't
Speaker 1: like him on all of you. I feel like tensions
Speaker 1: are getting a little bit high. And if you guys
Speaker 1: remember at the start of this we're trying to get
Speaker 1: a win today. I mean, it does say something, Sandra
Speaker 1: that he somehow still gets people to say yes to him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just need one more yes from you, Sandra, Yes
Speaker 1: to another date immediately? No that date. I do not
Speaker 1: need you to pay for a date, Andrew O Andrew, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think the marriages maybe something you should tell people upfront.
Speaker 1: Maybe never tell anybody opposite you keep the marriages a
Speaker 1: secret until you're married. Yes, perhaps I should take that advice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can go. You can go think about that at
Speaker 1: a beautiful waterfall. You can't be sad looking at a waterfall, absolutely,
Speaker 1: no matter what the season is. Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. You know what I was thinking about during
Speaker 1: that whole call, that we feel bad calling her? No,
Speaker 1: I just kept thinking those Vegas chapels should have loyalty
Speaker 1: punch cards. Oh, yeah, one free. Yeah, you get married
Speaker 1: six times here, the seventh one is on the house. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think they'd make any money at that point in Vegas. Well, Sadly,
Speaker 1: Sando is never going to get to experience that type
Speaker 1: of deal because she thinks a guy with five divorces
Speaker 1: as a quote red flag. He thinks two of them
Speaker 1: shouldn't count, right because one was the same person or
Speaker 1: something that. I didn't know how the divorce map worked
Speaker 1: on that, But I mean I was kind of I
Speaker 1: was feeling bad for him, Yeah, are you? Yeah? I wasn't. Oh,
Speaker 1: you think people who get divorce should die alone and
Speaker 1: never try again. No, No, it just seems like he's
Speaker 1: not even taking marriage seriously at all. Jeffrey like he's
Speaker 1: been married five times. He just does it on a
Speaker 1: whim in Vegas. He loves too much. We can all
Speaker 1: agree on that, So no second date for them. But
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean we don't have a chance for you.
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