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Speaker 1: It's another jubil the twenties. I thank you for calling theaters.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to speak with a theater, so shoot,

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Speaker 1: please press one Titch. This is Tera. How may I

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Speaker 1: help you? Yeah, hello, fair maiden. How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? I'm very well? Thank you

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Speaker 1: for asking. My name is Donald and I was calling Kath. Recently,

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Speaker 1: I went online and got tickets for the best movie

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Speaker 1: ever to come out in the history of all the

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Speaker 1: galax Thiefs combined. Okay, I'm guessing you mean Star Wars.

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Speaker 1: Did you're gaffing? Is there any other movie ever? Um?

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Speaker 1: I guess not. What can I help you with? Well,

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Speaker 1: so I will be an attendance on opening night, and

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Speaker 1: I would like to go over some of the ground

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Speaker 1: rules if you don't mind. I'm sorry some of the

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Speaker 1: what some of the ground rules? I'm not sure I

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Speaker 1: understand you. So, okay, well let's say this. So, first

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Speaker 1: of all, I'd like to wear my Darth Vader costume.

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Speaker 1: I'm into cosplay. It's that acceptable? M Sure? I don't

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Speaker 1: see why not? Sweet? Yes, yes, yes, I was hoping

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Speaker 1: you'd say that, because if you said no, it's going

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Speaker 1: to be very disappointed. I might have even had to

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Speaker 1: use the fourth on you and you wouldn't want that.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything else I can help you with? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I do have a very important question. So if I'm

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Speaker 1: in the movie and Han Solo comes up talking trash

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Speaker 1: because I'm dressed like Darth Vader, may I strike him

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Speaker 1: with my lightsaber? I'm sorry you cannot do that, sir,

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Speaker 1: So there will be no lightsaber fighting. No, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: there will not be. Hey, Tara, I have a question

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Speaker 1: for you. Yes, do you know which computer program Jedi's

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Speaker 1: youth to open up PDF files? I'm sorry? What do

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Speaker 1: you know what computer program Jedi's youth to open up

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Speaker 1: PDF files? No? I do not. It's called Obie one Adobe. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Obie Adobe. Because if it's a computer thing with that,

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Speaker 1: you have opened up filed Okay, is there anything else?

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Speaker 1: I an sorry cracking up on that one? Yeah? So

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Speaker 1: is that all you need for me today? In all serious?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to see the movie or are you excited? Um?

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Speaker 1: I may see it a month or so later once

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Speaker 1: died down. Oh Tera, listen to this. Okay. I've been

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Speaker 1: to your movie theater many times. I have to say

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Speaker 1: I have thought of a motive here, sort of like

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Speaker 1: if I was trying to take out the Death far

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Speaker 1: so I have an extra ticket and I was hoping

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Speaker 1: maybe you would be my date. You would be the

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Speaker 1: Princess Leia to my Hume photo. I'm sorry, I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. It would be like super uber sweet sauce

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Speaker 1: because I would go with Darth Vader and then you

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Speaker 1: could be a thorn Trooper. It would suck because I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to see your nice body, but you

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Speaker 1: know underneath the thornber excuse me, you wouldn't be able

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Speaker 1: to see my what. I don't think this is very well.

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Speaker 1: I think you can find one of your other friends

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Speaker 1: to go with you. Yes, but any I don't have

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Speaker 1: any friends that have a rack like yours. What did

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Speaker 1: you just say to me, M nice rack you have?

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Speaker 1: So that was Fyoda commenting on your nice filipo with breath.

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Speaker 1: I I this is unacceptable. You do not need to

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Speaker 1: be speaking to me like this. So just to clarify,

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Speaker 1: I'm attempting to sweet talk you right now because my

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Speaker 1: mom's said no, I do not want your sweet talk.

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Speaker 1: I do not want any of this. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be a part of whatever freak show. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: come dressed as Yes, but I was talking to my

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Speaker 1: mother about maybe asking you out, and she said to

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Speaker 1: attempt to sweet talk you. And so that's no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no. I have a boyfriend and I can't

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Speaker 1: go out with you even if I wanted to. So

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Speaker 1: you mentioned you have a boyfriend, and yes, I have

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Speaker 1: a boyfriend. Well, I talk to your co worker John

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Speaker 1: and he says you're totally single. Um, what Yes? So

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Speaker 1: I called over to John. Yes, I talked to John

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Speaker 1: and he said, if I wear a Darth Vader costume,

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Speaker 1: you'll totally put out. Listen, you freak. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who you are, I don't know what basement you climbed

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Speaker 1: out of. But you need to not ever call here again. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I won't never talk to me again. I won't. I promise,

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Speaker 1: I promise, But don't hang up. Don't hang up. Why

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Speaker 1: would I not hang up on you? Because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. What are you saying? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your coworker job sat you are no?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? He says, you guys have been

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Speaker 1: joking around about all the people that are going to

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Speaker 1: come in to watch the new Star Wars movies. So

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Speaker 1: I thought I'd be one of those dudes and just

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Speaker 1: hit on you a little bit. Oh my gosh, I

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Speaker 1: am shaking right now. Do you know what Chewbacca's favorite

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Speaker 1: website is? No, what is it? It's Wookipedia. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Week up every morning with weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenty five