Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran's phone tap,
Speaker 1: you're Elvis. My husband Paul is so relieved. We're not
Speaker 1: hosting Thanksgiving at our house this year. So we're going
Speaker 1: to my aunt Rachel's house. All we have to do
Speaker 1: is bring a salad. Isn't that nice? Nice? So let's
Speaker 1: call my husband let him know that, well, things have changed. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna go into a panic when he finds out. Well,
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, we have to have the family over
Speaker 1: at our house instead. Let's get me going, all right.
Speaker 1: So Jenny obviously wants to irritate husband Paul. She's doing
Speaker 1: the phone tap herself. Let's listen in to today's holiday
Speaker 1: phone tap.
Speaker 2: Helloo, Hi, honey, Hi, we have a problem.
Speaker 3: What Rachel?
Speaker 2: Just call me? Sear and Karen got into a huge
Speaker 2: blowout and apparently Rachel kicked the stove and completely broke
Speaker 2: the whole stove. Okay, so you know, just to cook
Speaker 2: all the food. So I told her that that I'll
Speaker 2: do it all.
Speaker 3: You got you kidd of me? Not with all money?
Speaker 3: Well me buying all the food.
Speaker 2: No, I need you to go and pick up all
Speaker 2: the stuff. They're a mess over there. You gotta do this,
Speaker 2: like right.
Speaker 3: Now, kidd of me. Just forget about it, just cancel it. No,
Speaker 3: not doing that. That's stupid, don't you think?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we have to do this. You
Speaker 2: know how much thanksgiving means to me.
Speaker 3: It's not thanksgivings. This is you being used again. You're
Speaker 3: gonna cook all the food, put it on drugs. I
Speaker 3: think they're high. I think that's what it is. If
Speaker 3: they're on drugs.
Speaker 2: I have a list of things that they need you
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing it. It's stupid. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: We have twenty people come into the house.
Speaker 3: Well, we can't do it, Okay, we have to. You're sick.
Speaker 3: You're too sick to do it. Do you get it?
Speaker 3: Call them back. Tell me you're not feeling too good.
Speaker 3: You don't want to get everybody sick in the house.
Speaker 2: But I'm feeling okay.
Speaker 3: No, tell them you're not Tell them you're not feeling okay.
Speaker 3: Don't you get it all back and tell her that
Speaker 3: you've got the flu. Okay, grab a pen in a
Speaker 3: paper please. You think I'm buying food for twenty people?
Speaker 3: You're out of your mind. I'm not doing it, not
Speaker 3: turning into me buying everything.
Speaker 2: Now, just we were gonna do it anyway, No, we weren't.
Speaker 3: We were not. We were gonna go there any dead food.
Speaker 3: Now we gotta cook for twenty people. Well you are
Speaker 3: you ridiculous? You don't you go your fourth foot this?
Speaker 2: She was crying, so I kind of offered down.
Speaker 3: I don't care she's crying. I don't care. She broke
Speaker 3: her own stove. Do I look completely stupid to you?
Speaker 3: Do you do? I?
Speaker 2: Well, now she's gonna have to buy a new stove.
Speaker 3: Go buy a new stove. That's a that's a very
Speaker 3: good plan. Well, you know, yeah, all of a sudden
Speaker 3: they're inviting you over. Then all of a sudden, oh
Speaker 3: h no, by the way, you're cooking everything too. Are
Speaker 3: they kidding me? Or what?
Speaker 2: Can you just grab a pen and like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 3: I'm grabbing a pen for. I'm not going there and
Speaker 3: pick up all the bring it here. She's really cool
Speaker 3: old the people who's old people? They're nothing to me.
Speaker 3: I know none of them. I don't care who these
Speaker 3: people are.
Speaker 2: Get the list and go, please, Now I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: Why are you ruining Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: I am not doing it. Get it through your hand
Speaker 3: and paul them up and tell him.
Speaker 2: Please, Can you just at least go before you go
Speaker 2: to work?
Speaker 3: Then I'm not going nowhere? Where go where I'm talking
Speaker 3: by five hundred dollars worth of groceries? Where where do
Speaker 3: you want me to go?
Speaker 2: I don't see what the big deal is.
Speaker 3: You got to learn how to say no. It's very easy.
Speaker 3: And oh, learn how to say no to your family
Speaker 3: like they do to you. Okay, look, I'm at work.
Speaker 2: Everybody's looking at me like a nut.
Speaker 3: So you need to get the son you're They're right,
Speaker 3: they're looking at you right, and everybody's listening to you.
Speaker 1: Paul, Hello, Paul, this is Scary Jones Melvis Aran in
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Your wife's playing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ, I finally got you any.
Speaker 2: Good tap.
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