WEBVTT - Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran's phone tap,

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<v Speaker 1>you're Elvis. My husband Paul is so relieved. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>hosting Thanksgiving at our house this year. So we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to my aunt Rachel's house. All we have to do

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<v Speaker 1>is bring a salad. Isn't that nice? Nice? So let's

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<v Speaker 1>call my husband let him know that, well, things have changed. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna go into a panic when he finds out. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever reason, we have to have the family over

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<v Speaker 1>at our house instead. Let's get me going, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jenny obviously wants to irritate husband Paul. She's doing

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<v Speaker 1>the phone tap herself. Let's listen in to today's holiday

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Helloo, Hi, honey, Hi, we have a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>What Rachel?

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<v Speaker 2>Just call me? Sear and Karen got into a huge

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<v Speaker 2>blowout and apparently Rachel kicked the stove and completely broke

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<v Speaker 2>the whole stove. Okay, so you know, just to cook

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<v Speaker 2>all the food. So I told her that that I'll

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<v Speaker 2>do it all.

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<v Speaker 3>You got you kidd of me? Not with all money?

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<v Speaker 3>Well me buying all the food.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I need you to go and pick up all

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<v Speaker 2>the stuff. They're a mess over there. You gotta do this,

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<v Speaker 2>like right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, kidd of me. Just forget about it, just cancel it. No,

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<v Speaker 3>not doing that. That's stupid, don't you think?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, we have to do this. You

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<v Speaker 2>know how much thanksgiving means to me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not thanksgivings. This is you being used again. You're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna cook all the food, put it on drugs. I

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<v Speaker 3>think they're high. I think that's what it is. If

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<v Speaker 3>they're on drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a list of things that they need you

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<v Speaker 2>to get.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not doing it. It's stupid. I'm not buying it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>We have twenty people come into the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we can't do it, Okay, we have to. You're sick.

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<v Speaker 3>You're too sick to do it. Do you get it?

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<v Speaker 3>Call them back. Tell me you're not feeling too good.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to get everybody sick in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm feeling okay.

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<v Speaker 3>No, tell them you're not Tell them you're not feeling okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you get it all back and tell her that

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<v Speaker 3>you've got the flu. Okay, grab a pen in a

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<v Speaker 3>paper please. You think I'm buying food for twenty people?

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<v Speaker 3>You're out of your mind. I'm not doing it, not

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<v Speaker 3>turning into me buying everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, just we were gonna do it anyway, No, we weren't.

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<v Speaker 3>We were not. We were gonna go there any dead food.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we gotta cook for twenty people. Well you are

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<v Speaker 3>you ridiculous? You don't you go your fourth foot this?

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<v Speaker 2>She was crying, so I kind of offered down.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care she's crying. I don't care. She broke

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<v Speaker 3>her own stove. Do I look completely stupid to you?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you do? I?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now she's gonna have to buy a new stove.

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<v Speaker 3>Go buy a new stove. That's a that's a very

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<v Speaker 3>good plan. Well, you know, yeah, all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 3>they're inviting you over. Then all of a sudden, oh

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<v Speaker 3>h no, by the way, you're cooking everything too. Are

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<v Speaker 3>they kidding me? Or what?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just grab a pen and like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm grabbing a pen for. I'm not going there and

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<v Speaker 3>pick up all the bring it here. She's really cool

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<v Speaker 3>old the people who's old people? They're nothing to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I know none of them. I don't care who these

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<v Speaker 3>people are.

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<v Speaker 2>Get the list and go, please, Now I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you ruining Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not doing it. Get it through your hand

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<v Speaker 3>and paul them up and tell him.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, Can you just at least go before you go

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<v Speaker 2>to work?

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<v Speaker 3>Then I'm not going nowhere? Where go where I'm talking

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<v Speaker 3>by five hundred dollars worth of groceries? Where where do

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<v Speaker 3>you want me to go?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see what the big deal is.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to learn how to say no. It's very easy.

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<v Speaker 3>And oh, learn how to say no to your family

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<v Speaker 3>like they do to you. Okay, look, I'm at work.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody's looking at me like a nut.

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<v Speaker 3>So you need to get the son you're They're right,

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<v Speaker 3>they're looking at you right, and everybody's listening to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul, Hello, Paul, this is Scary Jones Melvis Aran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show. Your wife's playing a phone tap on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Jesus Christ, I finally got you any.

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<v Speaker 2>Good tap.

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