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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,

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Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And there's so much great

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Speaker 1: stuff this hour. We're gonna deal with disorderly neighbors, buying

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Speaker 1: a new car, calling your senators and reps, and so

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Speaker 1: much more this hour. Let us begin, because we only

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Speaker 1: have an hour left, and I'm bummed about that because

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Speaker 1: I'm having a blast Jesse. First of all, I love

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Speaker 1: your show. Found it about six months ago. Hope your

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Speaker 1: family and friends know and appreciate how lucky they are

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Speaker 1: to have you in their lives. I hope they appreciate

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Speaker 1: it too, what Chris, I hope they do. Anyway, Now

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Speaker 1: for my problem, I always hear you and your others

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Speaker 1: say call your senators and reps about an issue. I

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Speaker 1: live in Oregon. All my elected officials are Democrats, so

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like it would do any good for

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Speaker 1: me to do so. I want to call about Trump's

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Speaker 1: picks for its cabinet, but should list all her reps?

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Speaker 1: Should I make the calls? Anyway? What are your thoughts

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Speaker 1: on this? I'm a sixty four year old woman who

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Speaker 1: like you, as a former ohioan Oregon politics sucks and

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Speaker 1: her name is Lisa. Okay, So if you live in

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Speaker 1: a blue area, let's say, let's just say you're in

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Speaker 1: a blue area in a blue state. You're where Lisa

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Speaker 1: is in Oregon, You're in New York, New York, right,

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Speaker 1: So your town's blue, your county's blue, your state's blue.

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Speaker 1: What do you do? That doesn't mean you're hopeless or helpless,

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Speaker 1: because so much now can be done online and through

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Speaker 1: the phone. You can get out the vote in swing

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Speaker 1: states from Oregon, from New York City, from LA from

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Speaker 1: your blue area. You could do things like that. As

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Speaker 1: far as calling your reps and senators, Emailing your reps

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Speaker 1: and senators, yours aren't going to do you any good.

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Speaker 1: Call and email the ones that matter, meaning the weenies

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Speaker 1: in the swing states that are pretty flimsy. Obviously, Lindsey

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Speaker 1: Graham's middle name is probably flimsy. Flimsy Lindsay Chris. That's

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Speaker 1: good anyway, Lindsey Graham, Jony Ernst. These are the losers

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Speaker 1: who we have to worry about now. And remember the

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Speaker 1: next group that they already shot down, Matt Gates. They're

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Speaker 1: trying to torpedo Pete hegg Seth. I love watching Trump

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Speaker 1: and Vance come out strong now publicly for hag Seth.

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Speaker 1: That's good. I think they smartly realize if you give

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Speaker 1: the GOP Senate another scalp, you're finished. You just get

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Speaker 1: they'll they'll You might as well just hand Mitch McConnell

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Speaker 1: all the cabinet choices and tell him to make them

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Speaker 1: so you can't give him another one. But let's say,

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Speaker 1: because this is likely, let's say Jony Ernst is the

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Speaker 1: one right now, who's the sacrificial lamb of the deep

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Speaker 1: state GOP. They do that, You realize that they do that,

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Speaker 1: they'll pick a guy. Mitch McConnell's famous for this. Remember

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Speaker 1: after the Uvaldi School shooting, when Mitch McConnell decided who

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Speaker 1: wanted to work with Democrats on gun control, he went

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Speaker 1: to John Cornyn and said, you take the lead. John

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Speaker 1: Cornyn was the scapegoat then, and of course that loser.

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Speaker 1: John Cornyn did work with the Democrats, did get gun

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Speaker 1: control passed, but he wasn't done there. There's always a

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Speaker 1: new unpopular thing. They picked new and different scapegoats every time.

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Speaker 1: They also wanted amnesty done last year remember that they

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Speaker 1: wanted amnesty. And what did they do? They didn't go

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Speaker 1: to Cornyn again that time, they went to Langford and

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Speaker 1: low t Langford naked Kendall Langford is always game to

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Speaker 1: be you used by some man in one way or another.

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Speaker 1: So they went to Ken Langford and they said, hey, Ken,

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Speaker 1: how about an amnesty bill? Well, okay, and that nuts

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Speaker 1: sounds really good. Guys, will you invite me to the parties?

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Speaker 1: And of course Ken Langford gave Democrats cover on a

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Speaker 1: critical or a critical issue in an electioneer by offering amnesty.

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Speaker 1: But the next time they needed something they didn't go

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Speaker 1: back to Langford. They see, they always use different ones.

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Speaker 1: Right now, Joni Ernst is she doesn't get any mercy,

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Speaker 1: is allowing herself to be used as the torpedo hag

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Speaker 1: Seth scapegoat. Lindsey Graham, you should know, is working behind

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Speaker 1: the scenes to torpedo Pete hagg Seth. Jony Ernst has

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Speaker 1: made herself the public face of destroying Pete as to

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Speaker 1: me as if the hearing will be critical for his nomination.

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Speaker 1: Am I right about it?

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Speaker 2: I think I think you are right. I think for

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Speaker 2: a number of our senators they I want to make

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Speaker 2: sure that any allegations have been cleared. And that's why

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Speaker 2: we have to have a very thorough vetting process. And

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Speaker 2: I will say at this time is that we did

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Speaker 1: And right now everyone's pouring molten hot lava of anger

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Speaker 1: onto Joni Ernst. The deep state GOP, they know when

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Speaker 1: they're taking a position on an issue that is going

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Speaker 1: is they try to spread that hate around so what

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Speaker 1: doesn't always fall on one person and cost them an election.

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Speaker 1: You watch you just wait and see, Chris. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even going to tell you to write this down, although

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Speaker 1: you could. You watch the next ten times. The deep

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Speaker 1: state GOP needs a face, a face escapegoat. If you will,

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Speaker 1: it won't be journey Jony Ernst. She's the one who

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Speaker 1: got the knob this time. Hey, Jony, go out there

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Speaker 1: and make a bunch of GOP enemies this time. We

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Speaker 1: have to stop hag Seth. You will be mad at her,

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Speaker 1: but it is human nature. This is not on you.

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Speaker 1: You will forget, or at least your anger will dissipate.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't last forever. The next next month or two

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Speaker 1: months from now, there'll be a new controversy, a new outrage,

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Speaker 1: and you'll have forgotten how mad you were at Joni Ernst.

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Speaker 1: And they'll have Jony Ernst. Because now she's catching the

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Speaker 1: negative heat, they'll roll her out there to do positive things.

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Speaker 1: She's already publicly talking about how much she's looking forward

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Speaker 1: to working with Elon Musk and Vivek on the Department

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Speaker 1: of Government Efficiency. She's all over social media talking about that.

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Speaker 1: They'll make her the face of that. Look at Jony Ernst,

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Speaker 1: what a conservative warrior, cutting government spending, doing everything they

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Speaker 1: she won't lose her primary in twenty twenty six. This

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Speaker 1: is how they do politics, This is how that stuff works.

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Speaker 1: So if they are successful with Hank Seth and I, honestly,

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Speaker 1: even if they're not, there will be a new deep

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Speaker 1: state GOP face trying to take out Cash Betel, and

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Speaker 1: face trying to take out RFK, spreading the anger around.

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Speaker 1: But it's all the same players behind the scenes. It's

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Speaker 1: all the Mitch McConnell establishment GOP types. It's Mike Grounds,

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Speaker 1: it's John Thune, it's John Cornyn, It's all those guys.

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Speaker 1: Every one of them wicker the rest of them. Iceman,

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Speaker 1: I'm buying a new truck sometime in the next couple months.

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Speaker 1: I know what I want. I'm willing to wait. I

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Speaker 1: honestly do have impeccable credit. I'm able to pay cash,

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Speaker 1: but I'm willing to finance if I can swing a

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Speaker 1: good deal off the sticker price. From a salesman perspective,

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Speaker 1: is there a preference on a customer stroking a check

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Speaker 1: for the whole price over financing. Am I apt to

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Speaker 1: get a better deal one way or another? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: let's talk about this. This is RV salesman, Jesse. You

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Speaker 1: can get a better deal on anything when it comes

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Speaker 1: to these large things if you finance it. There is

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Speaker 1: an old school way of thinking where people think I

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Speaker 1: want the best deal, I'm gonna pay cash. So let

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Speaker 1: me explain how it works. If I have a car dealership.

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Speaker 1: We'll call it a car dealership. I will have a

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Speaker 1: relationship with financial institutions. We'll make it Bank of America.

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Speaker 1: That's just for just for the story's purposes. Bank of

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Speaker 1: America wants me to send them your business. They want

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Speaker 1: to give you your car Loan of Erica. If I'm

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Speaker 1: will pay me to send them your thirty thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: car loan. That means I make money if you finance it.

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Speaker 1: if I if you finance it with me, If you

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Speaker 1: But there's an older way of thinking, because that's how

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Speaker 1: it used to be. I want the best price. I'm

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Speaker 1: paying cash. We used to have people say that all

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Speaker 1: I would have to explain. Listen, this is a new era.

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Speaker 1: You don't get the best deal paying cash. The best

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Speaker 1: and you finance it. Then what happens is lots of

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Speaker 1: times people will pay it off right away, which really

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Speaker 1: ends up screwing the salesman because you have to finance

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Speaker 1: it at least when I was in RBS for at

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Speaker 1: have great credit, the better deal comes through financing. That's

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Speaker 1: the fact. All right, all right, we have so much

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, and ask

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday, let's do a voicemail or two shot, Sir,

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Speaker 1: Isaac Kelly, is a proper radio etiquette to be reloading

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Speaker 1: ammunition while listening to your show? Please let the bar eat.

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Speaker 1: It's not only proper etiquette, it's preferred. I prefer that

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Speaker 1: That's exactly how I want you, all right, Jesse. Oh,

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Speaker 1: one last word on the financing thing. Chris was talking

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's two years. Unless you want to screw your

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Speaker 1: for him. Remember, I know salesmen have a bad reputation,

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Speaker 1: but being in sales is a wonderful gig. You provide

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Speaker 1: It's not a charity. That guy pays his bills, feeds

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Speaker 1: at us all the time. We sell r vs. Again,

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Speaker 1: if you finance it, you get a better deal because

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Speaker 1: I get paid from the financial institution. Therefore you got

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Speaker 1: But we'd ask people the same thing. I would ask people,

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Speaker 1: if you don't mind wait a year before paying it off.

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Speaker 1: Most people would, but some would not. They'd get the

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Speaker 1: a notification. Hey, by the way, your next pick your number,

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Speaker 1: your next thousand dollars, your next fifteen hundred dollars. You

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Speaker 1: don't get that, it's all been taken back away from you.

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Speaker 1: It look it hurts, man, I'll tell you it hurts.

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Speaker 1: So just keep that in mind. If they ask you

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Speaker 1: not to pay it off, it's not just them saying that.

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Speaker 1: If you pay that off, I know you may never

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Speaker 1: want to screw him over. I get that's your business.

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Speaker 1: you pay it off, you hurt him, for sure. You did.

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Speaker 1: Ice Cube Jesse. I live in a suburban neighborhood and

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Speaker 1: the fact that I'm gonna have to analyze poop as

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Speaker 1: if I'm one of the eunuchs in an old Chinese

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Speaker 1: emperor's palace. You know, they used to take their poop

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Speaker 1: and they would analyze it to make sure they were

427
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Speaker 1: getting enough nutrition. You have to analyze the poop to

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Speaker 1: figure out what kind of size we're talking about here.

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Speaker 1: It's one thing if they're mice, it's another thing. If

430
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Speaker 1: they're rats, And if they're rats who have been eaten, well,

431
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: they're just gonna laugh at your traditional mouse trap. That's

432
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: not gonna cut the mustard. But she thought I was

433
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Speaker 1: going to be upset. I've never been more excited. And now,

434
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Speaker 1: remember we were talking earlier in the show about the

435
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Speaker 1: professional baseball players and their sons who end up being

436
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Speaker 1: professional baseball players because they learned so much from their father.

437
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Speaker 1: Don't know what a treat they're in for. When I

438
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Speaker 1: get home tonight, it's gonna be boys gather around allow

439
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Speaker 1: the professional the animal hunter, the animal trapper, not hunter,

440
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Speaker 1: the animal trapper trapper. Jesse is here to educate you

441
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Speaker 1: boys on clearing an infestation out of your home. Gosh, oh, Chris,

442
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in the attic. I can't wait. I'm

443
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Speaker 1: gonna be up into what, Chris, What am I going

444
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Speaker 1: to make a hat? Yes? Yes, I'm going to keep

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Speaker 1: every single mouse I kill, and I'm gonna take him

446
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Speaker 1: down to some kind of taxidermist around here, and I'm

447
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: probably gonna get some weird looks, but I'm gonna hand

448
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: him an entire box of rats or mice, and I'm

449
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: gonna tell him that I want some kind of disinfected

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Speaker 1: piece of clothing. I don't know that there'll be enough

451
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Speaker 1: for a hat. If there's enough for a hat, we

452
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: have a very serious problem. But you never know. I

453
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Speaker 1: might You know what I might do after the first one.

454
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Speaker 1: I might put him on a spike. That's what I

455
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,880
Speaker 1: might do as a message, like Vlad the Paler, as

456
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: a message if I catch one in the attic, because

457
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: ab is probably not gonna be okay with the mouse

458
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Speaker 1: being on a spike in the kitchen or something like that.

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Speaker 1: But if I catch one in the attic, I'm not

460
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: gonna tell her. I'm gonna get a nail and i'm

461
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: gonna drive it through like a little little board, and

462
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick that mouse right on top of that

463
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: spike as a message to the others, and you watch,

464
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: it's gonna clear out. Yeah, it's a good point, Chris.

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Speaker 1: It's good that it's not summer because I could see that.

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00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: I could see a smell developing there. But it's not summer.

467
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: It's cold out here. I'm coming, mice. Enjoy yourself now,

468
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: have your fun now. No no, no, no, no, eat the food.

469
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: I want you to enjoy yourself. Consider it your last meal.

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Speaker 1: Trapper Jesse's coming now. One thing we can be reasonably

471
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: sure of is that Fred will not help at all.

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00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 1: He is pretty good when it comes to human beings,

473
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: finding anyone who's outside and making a big old racket

474
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,239
Speaker 1: and maybe trying to bite their head off. He has

475
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: proven to be shockingly inadequate when it comes to smaller animals.

476
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: I've seen rabbits cross right behind him. He'll be laying

477
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: down outside, I mean two feet behind him, and he

478
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: doesn't know they're there, and I have to yell and

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Speaker 1: seriously Fred. Either way, Fred's not gonna help with any

480
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Speaker 1: of this. But I don't need Fred. We just need

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Speaker 1: him to stay alive and keep being fluffy. And that's

482
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: why we give Fred Roughgreens because his coat looks better

483
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: than it ever has. Roughgreens fix fixed his digestive problems

484
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Speaker 1: he was having after every meal. Sprinkle rough Greens on

485
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Speaker 1: your dog's food and your dog will be healthier. You'll

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Speaker 1: go to the vet less. Rough Greens doesn't cost you money.

487
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Speaker 1: It saves you money because you don't go to the

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Speaker 1: vet as much, and your dog will live longer. Get

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Speaker 1: a free Jumpstart trio bag at eight three three three

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Speaker 1: three my Dog or go to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse,

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Speaker 1: We'll be back. Get the Cure for Rhinos week days

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Speaker 1: with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show before we sail

494
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Speaker 1: off into the sunset till Monday. I guess they're not

495
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: sailing anywhere. I'm just gonna be home doing chores, catching mice,

496
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: you know things that trapper Jesse does. Either way, I

497
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Speaker 1: hope you were planning on enjoying your weekend. We don't

498
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Speaker 1: have a ton of time left together. I can't stop

499
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Speaker 1: laughing about Joe Biden being fake excited about the Christmas

500
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Speaker 1: lighting true. What these people are so freaking fake? Hey, Jesse,

501
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: I have four adult siblings. I'm the only Trump supporter.

502
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: My sibs are all Trump haters. About a year ago

503
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Speaker 1: we agreed informally that texts would not include politics. None

504
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: of us really followed it. As I became out spoken

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00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: about Biden corruption and illegals, my siblings stopped responding. It

506
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: appears they set up a separate group text for them.

507
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm only I feel they've censored me, and now everyone

508
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: is acting like nothing ever happened. Jesse. I know they

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Speaker 1: are my siblings, but I feel ostracized and extremely disrespected.

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Speaker 1: I don't really want anything to do with them. What

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00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: say you? I will say this. If your siblings are

512
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: mistreating you because of politics, that's their problem. However, I

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00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: would not be cutting off my siblings unless you knew

514
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: for a fact they were mistreating you because of politics. Look,

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00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: I tell my sons now, when wherever, if they ever

516
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: try to tattle on each other something like that, which

517
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: we don't allow in our house. But if they do it,

518
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Speaker 1: you know how boys are, well everyone is when you

519
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Speaker 1: have siblings, I tell them, right, I tell them point blank,

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Speaker 1: your brother is going to be with you for your life.

521
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: I'm old, I'm going to die, I'll be long gone,

522
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: and your brother will still be alive. Who do you

523
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: think You're loyalty should lie more with me or your brother.

524
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: You don't ever knark out your brother ever. My sister

525
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: and I we are very close and it's been a

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Speaker 1: great aid since my dad passed, and we're trying to

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Speaker 1: get everything figured out with my mom and what to

528
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: do with this and how to figure out this and that.

529
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: It's obviously really hard because dad's gone, But I can't

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Speaker 1: imagine how hard it would be if my sister and

531
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,479
Speaker 1: I hated each other or didn't talk. We talk all

532
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: the time. Every few days we talk. They're your siblings.

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00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: Unless they're purposely mistreating you, still try to maintain as

534
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: much of a relationship as you can. If, however, if

535
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Speaker 1: that's too much for them because you're a Trump supporter,

536
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: then your siblings have left you. You didn't leave them,

537
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Speaker 1: then wash your hands of them and walk away. And

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Speaker 1: if that bums you out, you should know you can

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Speaker 1: current or former educator, or have one in your family

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Speaker 1: member this family members get this too. You get a

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Speaker 1: free membership. Every single person should have a free membership.

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Speaker 1: And this is not a gimmick. The membership it's free.

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Speaker 1: Gov x has endless things. What knives, optics, cruise tickets,

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Speaker 1: you want to take in somebody, what concert you want?

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Speaker 1: A new cooler, boots, a knee sleeve. Huge discounts on

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Speaker 1: that's going to get you fifteen dollars off your first purchase.

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Speaker 1: So don't screw yourself out of fifteen bucks govx dot

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Speaker 1: Com promo code Jesse. Then you text or email all

553
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Speaker 1: your mean siblings and tell them how much money you saved,

554
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,719
Speaker 1: and don't tell them where you saved it. Dear doctor food,

555
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: nothing screwed. The subject of this one is bull nose ring.

556
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: Nothing screams. I don't care about a promotion like a

557
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: bull nose ring. I'm especially grossed out by restaurant employees

558
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: who wear one. I envisioned snot accumulating at the base

559
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: of the ring and then draw, Oh gosh, I'm not

560
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: going to go into this, Do I agree or it's

561
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: his secondary to the menu. Okay. Now, in my house

562
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: this was handled in a very very direct manner. I

563
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: grew up. I was a kid in the eighties. I

564
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: was born in eighty one, and that was the time

565
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: when all the rock stars started to have ear rings,

566
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: guns and roses and all these bands started to have earrings.

567
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: And those were famous people back then. Oh look, he's

568
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: got an earring. He's got an earring. And I'm sure

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00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: at some point in time I expressed fascination with having

570
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: an earring, and my father told me in no uncertain terms,

571
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: and he was not kidding that if I ever walked

572
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: home with an ear ring, he would tar it out

573
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: of my head immediately, not take it out, tear it

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00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: out of my ear lobe. And he was one hundred

575
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: percent serious. You were not allowed to have long hair,

576
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: long fingernails, and you weren't allowed to have earrings, like,

577
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: in the words of my dad, like a friggin woman.

578
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: So that's how I was raised, and I should note

579
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: that those same rules apply in my house. No long hair,

580
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: don't you dare have long fingernails. There's not gonna be

581
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: any earrings. As I've gotten older, I am more understanding

582
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: and merciful of different people who are just different. People

583
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: get crazy tattoos on their neck, people pierce all kinds

584
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: of things. But to your point, I will say this,

585
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 1: I actually don't judge you if you have all that stuff.

586
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: But if you do get things tattoos or piercings, neck

587
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: or above, not talking about the you know, the tattoo

588
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: you have on your own arm or your chest, neck

589
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: or above. If you get those things, it is your

590
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: freedom to do. So. Maybe that's who you are, but

591
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: you absolutely positively are limiting your employment opportunities in life.

592
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 1: You are no if ans or butts. You are limiting

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00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: your employment opportunities in life. When we were you know,

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00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: we found Corey just because we couldn't find anyone else.

595
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: But when we're kidding, when we were looking for a

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00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: new producer after Michael left and we interviewed a bunch

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00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: of different people, if I had had an interview with

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Speaker 1: somebody with a big bull nose ring, that probably would

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00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: have been a no for me. Chris, am, I all am?

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Speaker 1: I all wed in that? What Chris said? What if

601
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: she was hot? Chris? We don't hire women all right? Period? Anyway,

602
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: that's just know that I'm really not judging, and I

603
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 1: really don't look down on people would have the bull nose.

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00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you on chicks when they do that kind

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00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: of not the bull one, but the side one and

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00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 1: the nostril. I think it can be kind of hot,

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00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: Chris Corey. See Corey, it can be kind of hot. Look,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to have a bunch of holes in

609
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: your freaking face, but it can be kind of hot.

610
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: But just be careful. That's more for the kids than

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00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: anyone else. Kids. I get it. You're young, you want

612
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 1: to get crazy. I understand all that. I've been young,

613
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: done a lot of dumb things myself. Anything neck or

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00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 1: above is limiting your opportunities. It's your freedom to do that.

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00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,919
Speaker 1: It's your life, it's your body. Keep that in mind, sir.

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00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on replacing Hamburger with ground turkey

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Speaker 1: for the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger? Don't ever email

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Speaker 1: my show again. I don't ever want to hear from

619
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: you again. Chris, you need to find who emailed this

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Speaker 1: in and block his email address. I don't care how.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if it's the sane. I don't care

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Speaker 1: if it's the Pope that you don't you ever make

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Speaker 1: my burgers with ground turkey, and if you do, don't

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Speaker 1: put my name on that. That's not my Now, put

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Speaker 1: your phone down and go enjoy your family for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: That's all