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Speaker 2: Links available in the episode description. Okay, so we're here, Jeff, Yes,
Speaker 2: you and me? Baby. I am Susie Esmond.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got Jackie Robinson and Robert Mitcham behind me.
Speaker 3: They support me.
Speaker 2: You know what I have behind me?
Speaker 3: Look, by the way, I gotta give you credit. I'm
Speaker 3: Jeff Carlin. By the way, everybody you always do like
Speaker 3: the season poster behind you? How did you get all those?
Speaker 2: I don't know which season is. I only have three
Speaker 2: season posters.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just by the way, switch them a rout.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just know, I know, you know. Yes, this
Speaker 3: might be one of my favorites. This cover behind you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the great with the shrink and the shrink
Speaker 2: hung themselves.
Speaker 3: Or it could be a woman with very masculine legs.
Speaker 4: Is it me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So we are now on season five, episode three, the
Speaker 1: christ Nail and what I you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is one of my favorite episodes or if
Speaker 1: I remember shooting these scenes and enjoying doing them so much.
Speaker 2: So I don't know which one it is.
Speaker 3: I don't have There's a couple of things in there
Speaker 3: that I there's one where you kick Larry out with
Speaker 3: the anyhow, we'll get to it.
Speaker 2: We'll get to it.
Speaker 3: But that scene I love. The hallway scene with the
Speaker 3: three of us a great scene. And by the way,
Speaker 3: as we mentioned, I think one of the scenes we
Speaker 3: have the most fun and is one of the funniest
Speaker 3: scenes we've ever done, is coming up in a later episode.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's in two weeks. I think, okay, two
Speaker 2: or three weeks.
Speaker 3: Okay, But the point is that's fun to look forward to,
Speaker 3: and we'll tell you when we get to it. But
Speaker 3: it's easily for me it could be number one, but
Speaker 3: top three for sure.
Speaker 1: But one of my favorite scenes that I have did
Speaker 1: was actually in this episode because it well, we'll get
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: No, no, when Cheryl, I'm okay, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay.
Speaker 2: So here we are the Christ Now.
Speaker 3: This is season five, episode three, correct.
Speaker 1: Okay, And we start with Larry at the podiatrist and
Speaker 1: he's got these new orthotics in and they're very loud.
Speaker 2: They're squeaking. Okay, they squeak.
Speaker 3: So one of the ways to fix that is to
Speaker 3: put baby powder and that I wear orthotics on the
Speaker 3: top and the bottom only helps you for about an
Speaker 3: hour then it goes right back. But the noise, the
Speaker 3: noise we used is clearly post and I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's a post house that have that recorded or
Speaker 3: they someone did it and they recorded it, which I'm
Speaker 3: thinking of modern romance with Albert Brooks. Anyhow, point being
Speaker 3: is that was so accurate, accurate I never had Oh no,
Speaker 3: there is no exaggeration, and there it is. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it's loud enough to wake people up, but
Speaker 3: it's loud. It's annoying. If you're with somebody, they will say,
Speaker 3: would you please fix that?
Speaker 2: But the podiatrist says, it just takes a while to
Speaker 2: break in. Is that true? Do they break in? They
Speaker 2: never break in?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Yes, certainly they're more comfortable and they break in. But
Speaker 3: I have some for dress shoes and regular shoes. But
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you it depends on the shoe. It
Speaker 3: really does. Certain shoes squeak, other ones don't.
Speaker 1: Because Jimmy, my husband has them, and I never noticed
Speaker 1: a squeaking walks delicately.
Speaker 3: No, he floats. Did you ever notice that your husband floats.
Speaker 3: It's one of the things I love best about him.
Speaker 3: He's a floater.
Speaker 2: He's a floater.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, keep.
Speaker 1: Going, so Larry, Larry, you know it says they feel great.
Speaker 2: He loves the orthotics.
Speaker 1: And then he goes home and his handyman, hay sus
Speaker 1: is they're fixing something. And hay sus is what we
Speaker 1: call in Yiddish a fabysson upon him.
Speaker 3: He's a very and by the way he was on
Speaker 3: played a tough guy and better call Saul, by the way,
Speaker 3: the nice his name.
Speaker 1: Is Lobo uh Sebastian I think, or something like that.
Speaker 3: Any point being is as tough as he looked. That
Speaker 3: guy was a sweet, gentle guy, you know. I mean,
Speaker 3: he walks down the street, you're gonna go fuck me,
Speaker 3: and then you have a conversation where you go You
Speaker 3: are just the best guy.
Speaker 2: It was one of the most was he also in
Speaker 2: Breaking Bed.
Speaker 3: I don't I remember him, Better call Saul whenever I
Speaker 3: see you. And I saw him in another movie that
Speaker 3: I think the scene took place on some dirt road.
Speaker 3: But anyhow, point being is, whenever I see him working,
Speaker 3: Whenever anyone who does curb that's a character actor and
Speaker 3: I see them in something else, I get crazy happy.
Speaker 3: Whenever I see him, I'm like, look at you.
Speaker 1: You know, of course, And Lobo, who plays Jesus, he's
Speaker 1: by the way for.
Speaker 3: The rest of the episode, would you refer to me
Speaker 3: as Lobo? Lobo? The second.
Speaker 1: He seems a little down and Larry asks him a
Speaker 1: small favor.
Speaker 6: See this thing, it's a got that and I need
Speaker 6: you to put it over the door here.
Speaker 3: This is like a Jewish thing, you know.
Speaker 6: We put it over the door so every anti Semite
Speaker 6: the neighborhood will know that we live here in case
Speaker 6: they want to burn down the house.
Speaker 1: And he wants him to put a mesuza up on
Speaker 1: the door, or as my husband would say, a manusa
Speaker 1: up on the door because his father's coming. Nat his
Speaker 1: father is coming in. He'll get upset if he doesn't
Speaker 1: see the.
Speaker 3: Question, do you have a messuza up at your house? No?
Speaker 3: I don't either. And I've had Jewish friends who are
Speaker 3: They're not Orthodox, they're more conservative than reform. They're conservative Jews,
Speaker 3: and they get really upset with me. Why isn't it up?
Speaker 3: By and by the way, the things Larry says about
Speaker 3: the missuzza is what's in the back of my head,
Speaker 3: especially this day in time when he talks about so
Speaker 3: the anti semi can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well there was an you know, you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to take a messuza off once it's on. And
Speaker 1: one of my apartments, not the one I have right now,
Speaker 1: had a It was like this big I swear. It
Speaker 1: was like Jews live here, Jews live heer Jew's lavie.
Speaker 1: It was so big and offensive because you're all on
Speaker 1: the roof, on on the loop of the speaker.
Speaker 2: Get off. I took it off. I replaced it with
Speaker 2: the smaller one so I wouldn't get in trouble.
Speaker 3: Well, that had a big one. I've seen the big ones,
Speaker 3: but I don't. I mean, you got to have a
Speaker 3: really big house with big doors, you have to.
Speaker 1: So this one, actually, this apartment was my old apartment,
Speaker 1: had a misuzan not only on the outside door, not
Speaker 1: the outside door, but in the building, you know, the
Speaker 1: apartment door, but on every door within the apartment.
Speaker 3: Are they orthodox?
Speaker 1: I don't know what they were. I took them down.
Speaker 1: I couldn't have them on every door when.
Speaker 3: You moved in.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you don't want to be reminded every door.
Speaker 2: Mean, you know, but but I don't need to be reminded.
Speaker 3: My gut feeling is Orthodox. I can't see anyone doing
Speaker 3: that unless they're a super Jew.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I do out someone down, and I put a different
Speaker 1: one up that that my friend Larry Amrose had given
Speaker 1: me as a household.
Speaker 3: Larry Amrose so funny, Okay, good question the view of
Speaker 3: what he says about the anti Semites. Did you write
Speaker 3: that down?
Speaker 2: I might, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: It's so funny. The way he did it is just hilarious.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I have a person who doesn't
Speaker 3: have a messasa up. Might just not be into it
Speaker 3: or whatever. But a lot of Jews don't put it
Speaker 3: up for exactly what Larry says. It announces when they
Speaker 3: come hunting for us. And by the way, the death
Speaker 3: of your children, like it's like every Jewish thing. You know. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm a proud Jew.
Speaker 1: I don't have one up, Jeff, not that I for
Speaker 1: that reason. I don't have one up because it just
Speaker 1: would never occur to me. I'm not religious.
Speaker 2: However, are any apartment hold on are apart of a house?
Speaker 1: Okay, many apartment that I've moved into that has one up,
Speaker 1: I leave it there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why would that's weird to take it down?
Speaker 2: And by the way, I would.
Speaker 3: I said that I'm a Jew culturally, and I know
Speaker 3: Jews hate hearing that. What I mean is, I believe
Speaker 3: in my God. I love everything about being Jewish. Going
Speaker 3: to temple. What turned me off too much standing and
Speaker 3: sitting too much. I like a good sit and maybe
Speaker 3: an occasional stand. And by the way, Neil, neil, Oh
Speaker 3: my God. And by the way I dig the kneeling.
Speaker 3: I think that's cool to be because if you think
Speaker 3: there's something more important than you, that's beautiful. Whatever it is,
Speaker 3: my God might be here. Your God could be the
Speaker 3: Messius that we're hanging in the apartment on every door
Speaker 3: and you made a shrine. I'm just saying, everyone's God
Speaker 3: is their god to me, Hi, everybody wear existential and
Speaker 3: I'm Jeff Allen. Okay.
Speaker 1: Larry tells Hasus that when his father comes, he has
Speaker 1: to talk loud because he's hard of hearing, and then
Speaker 1: Hasus tells. He says, what's wrong, and Hasus tells him
Speaker 1: that his feet hurt, and Larry tells him about the
Speaker 1: orthotics and gives him his extra pair of orthotics, which
Speaker 1: was very kind of him.
Speaker 3: No, it's not kind because orthotics are built to individuals.
Speaker 2: They have to be fit.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can go to the drug store.
Speaker 2: And get our doctor Schole's thing.
Speaker 3: No, no, even beyond that, they'll sell you a company's
Speaker 3: make orthotics, which, by the way, helpful. It didn't bother me.
Speaker 3: But it's not true.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can, but it works for the episode, all right,
Speaker 1: But okay, So then Maria, who is the housekeeper and
Speaker 1: she's either Hasus's wife or girlfriend, we don't know. She
Speaker 1: comes in and says tells to try them on. Haysus
Speaker 1: gives in and he puts on the orthotics, and next
Speaker 1: we see Cheryl is there with her parents and Larry
Speaker 1: squeaks in. The squeaking is constant, and.
Speaker 2: They're all like, what what is that? And he's like,
Speaker 2: I gotta break him in.
Speaker 1: And Paul is on the couch, Paul Dooley, who plays
Speaker 1: Cheryl's father, and he's snacking on some chips and Larry asked, Paul,
Speaker 1: what do.
Speaker 2: You do the whole cross thing before a meal and
Speaker 2: not snacks? I think it's a good question.
Speaker 3: No, not a good question, A funny question. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: an odd the fact his brain thought of that. I
Speaker 3: just by the way those things will pop to me.
Speaker 3: But I ain't no comedic genius. I have moments moments
Speaker 3: of comedic genius. Larry begeen. Larry and I in terms
Speaker 3: of comedy, because our sense of humor is almost identical,
Speaker 3: like when I say silly stuff, he's the one who
Speaker 3: laughs hardest. Used there, But anyhow, I forgot what I
Speaker 3: was saying.
Speaker 1: Keep going about the crossing snacks, Oh, a crossing with snacks.
Speaker 3: So, Larry, when I watch these episodes and we've done
Speaker 3: what one hundred and twenty one of them or something
Speaker 3: something something like that, where I just go, where do
Speaker 3: the fuck? How did he do this?
Speaker 2: I feel like that when I read the outlines I
Speaker 2: read in the beginning.
Speaker 3: No, I do too. But it's almost like a comedic magician.
Speaker 3: But the difference between us is that Larry didn't really
Speaker 3: discover his humor until his late twenties. He's like, oh,
Speaker 3: they can do it, because early on he was never
Speaker 3: the class clown, never anything.
Speaker 1: Well, he says that he didn't know that he was
Speaker 1: funny as a kid at all, never him.
Speaker 3: I actually it occurred to me, And you're going to
Speaker 3: think I'm crazy saying this, but a violinist, who a
Speaker 3: little kid who hasn't seven years old? Can we I
Speaker 3: was the funniest?
Speaker 2: What do they do whatever?
Speaker 3: I'm not a good violin impression. But the point is,
Speaker 3: I actually believe now it didn't lead to me being
Speaker 3: you know, richer prior. But the point is, I believe
Speaker 3: that I'm a comedic prodigy, and most prodigies burn out.
Speaker 3: So I think I'm lucky that I actually had a
Speaker 3: career because when you get to it, my skill level
Speaker 3: of knowing I'm funny was there when I was a baby.
Speaker 3: I'd make my parents laugh when I took a bath,
Speaker 3: and then I repeat it and repeat it, and they
Speaker 3: kept keep laughing. So it's like, yeah, and it just
Speaker 3: occurred to me. What do you think, prodigy?
Speaker 2: Do you think they did you a favor when they
Speaker 2: kept laughing?
Speaker 3: Ah? Most definitely. Look look at the life I leand
Speaker 3: I got a Robert Mitcham Yule Brenner. By the way,
Speaker 3: took that photo. It's from the Yule Brenner collection. I'm
Speaker 3: not even kidding you. That was on the set of
Speaker 3: a movie they did, and it's rocking. Boy. Wait, I
Speaker 3: had one more thing to say. The only thing that's
Speaker 3: kept me going is I haven't lost being funny, because
Speaker 3: a lot of times what you're great at as a child,
Speaker 3: you either don't like you know, you lose out like
Speaker 3: you know, let's say you play golf your whole childhood
Speaker 3: and your practice like usually these prodigies, even violin. I
Speaker 3: know a woman, a Russian violin player, burnt out by
Speaker 3: the time she was twenty.
Speaker 2: Do you know what Freud says?
Speaker 1: Freud said that the only truly people as adults are
Speaker 1: the people who have lived out their childhood fantasies. Now, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: most little boys, you know, have a fantasy of being
Speaker 1: a baseball player or whatever, and it's not going to happen.
Speaker 3: And it used to be because we were in such
Speaker 3: a space era. Astronaut was really bad.
Speaker 1: But if you're my fireman, my fantasy. The only fantasy
Speaker 1: I had as a child was to be an actress.
Speaker 1: So I have lived out my childhood fantasy.
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't know, being funny was a job until
Speaker 3: I went to see Jimmy Duranty with my parents and
Speaker 3: I was in awe of the whole thing. On the
Speaker 3: way home, I asked my parents, is that a job?
Speaker 3: I mate, is that a job? And my prayers go, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a job. I go, well, that's the job that
Speaker 3: I want, and they chuckled. Right, you know, but I
Speaker 3: live my dream. I'm so damn lucky, blessed whatever you
Speaker 3: were saying are no, But it's like, yo, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: happy with my success, but my success as a comedian
Speaker 3: and the dreams I had of a child. But by
Speaker 3: the way, I didn't reach my goals.
Speaker 1: My goal was to be like John Belushi with better health,
Speaker 1: and I was just going to say that would not
Speaker 1: be a goal because you know.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying he just inspired me deeply. Other people
Speaker 3: did too. You know. Anyhow, let's move on because this
Speaker 3: shouldn't be all about me. But we need to learn
Speaker 3: what's Jeff about? What does he care about?
Speaker 2: You want to know who I wanted to be like
Speaker 2: when I was a kid?
Speaker 3: All right, all right, hold on, I think that you
Speaker 3: wanted to be like what's the woman who played the
Speaker 3: mother on The Brady Bunch.
Speaker 2: Florence Henderson.
Speaker 3: Florence Henderson, you wanted to be Florida, and you reminded
Speaker 3: me as a kid when I met you. We met
Speaker 3: each other when we were eight, and I said, you're
Speaker 3: a young Florence Henderson.
Speaker 2: Now I wanted to be Carol Burnette.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what if I told you you could have
Speaker 3: done that? You still could, But unfortunately, because I wanted
Speaker 3: to be Jackie Gleeson. Yeah, that's I mean. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But when I say I wanted to be I don't
Speaker 1: I don't mean I wanted to be her. I meant
Speaker 1: that I saw what she was doing and I thought
Speaker 1: I want to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I kind of did.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, but we both would have loved, just like
Speaker 3: Lison and Carol Burnette, a variety show with singers. We
Speaker 3: liked different stars and different characters. No, but do you
Speaker 3: know what killed? It killed the variety show and that
Speaker 3: was my dream? No? Nah, cable TV. Oh yeah, because
Speaker 3: you can create your own variety show by changing the channels.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Oh, I want to see this. I want to see that.
Speaker 3: So no one cared anymore. All right, Hi, Carol Burnette.
Speaker 2: Hi, we'll be right back, Stay tuned.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're back, So go through the whole thing about
Speaker 1: Larry says, if you'd be crossing all day long, if
Speaker 1: you have to cross before every snack, And then Maria
Speaker 1: comes in and walks by and we see Cheryl and
Speaker 1: Cheryl's mother kind of give her a dirty look, kind.
Speaker 2: Of a dirty one they give her.
Speaker 1: She doesn't notice, and we're not really clear on why
Speaker 1: they're giving her a dirty look at that point. And
Speaker 1: then Larry asked Paul what's around his neck? And he
Speaker 1: has a raw hide thing with a nail and he
Speaker 1: tells him it's a nail from the Passion of Christ
Speaker 1: and he got it on the internet and he says
Speaker 1: to him, have you've seen it? And Larry says to
Speaker 1: j Nuts about this Jesus guy, aren't you he also.
Speaker 3: Did a passion of the Christ that he you know,
Speaker 3: he did like the hesitation that it wouldn't work, and
Speaker 3: he kind of gave him a good for you and
Speaker 3: not me you And Paul tells it, well, I have
Speaker 3: a personal relationship with Christ. Really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, see, I can see worship Jesus. If you were
Speaker 6: a girl like I God had a daughter Jane, I'll
Speaker 6: worship of Jane. But you know, to worship a guy
Speaker 6: like a little ton of you know, it's a little gay, isn't.
Speaker 3: It the Son of God? With you?
Speaker 6: I'm saying, well, I would worship Jane if he had
Speaker 6: a daughter, Jane, I could have a real relationship with
Speaker 6: an have a daughter. It's a shame it wasn't a girl.
Speaker 6: That's all I have to say. Good looking woman, zoft dick,
Speaker 6: but sense humor, that's fine. If he had a d everybody,
Speaker 6: everybody would worship change.
Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Cheryl does her okay, okay, It's like that should be
Speaker 1: a drinking game.
Speaker 2: How many times Cheryl says okay?
Speaker 3: But was fascinating. Not the gays a bad word specifically,
Speaker 3: but the things that Larry er I say that are inappropriate.
Speaker 3: There's generally somebody there to say something. And by the way,
Speaker 3: I added a scene later on when we played softball
Speaker 3: in New York with Ye Yeah season and and Robert
Speaker 3: Smigel was the coach. He was the guy that gave
Speaker 3: you an orgasm. He's the coach and he goes, let's
Speaker 3: beat them blah blah blah blah, and then he says,
Speaker 3: let's kick them in the cunts.
Speaker 1: No, let's fuck them in the cunts. I think he
Speaker 1: said whatever, all right, whatever, but us.
Speaker 3: No point being is we were gonna Larry and I
Speaker 3: walk away like Larry. We gotta that's what I call him.
Speaker 3: We have to when we walk away, I have to
Speaker 3: say to you kick him in the cunts. Who says
Speaker 3: that and he goes? I know, because without that it's.
Speaker 1: Just well, yeah, in the room comment, right, But it
Speaker 1: was quite funny when he said it.
Speaker 3: I know, But it was also people without a sense
Speaker 3: of humor would be really they probably were. Then again,
Speaker 3: people who don't have a sense of humor don't We
Speaker 3: don't want them.
Speaker 2: We don't want them watching the show. If they don't
Speaker 2: have a sense, don't.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I've met people male and female who just can't watch.
Speaker 3: It makes them uncomfortable. But they also to me, if
Speaker 3: you don't watch Curb and it doesn't make you incredibly
Speaker 3: happy and make you laugh, please yeah, don't watch.
Speaker 2: But they're not, don't you know. We have a very
Speaker 2: loyal No.
Speaker 3: For sure, thank you any of you for listening.
Speaker 1: And he says, Larry says, I mean if he had
Speaker 1: a daughter and she was kind of zoft, Dick and
Speaker 1: her name was Jane. That run, I absolutely run.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of good runs in this episode.
Speaker 2: There is.
Speaker 1: And then it's nighttime and and Larry is going into
Speaker 1: his bathroom and he sees Cheryl's brazier hanging on the
Speaker 1: bathroom hook, and he goes to look at the size
Speaker 1: and he's disappointed.
Speaker 2: He is a disappointed look on his face. So Cheryl
Speaker 2: asked what he's doing, What are you doing? What are
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 6: I was your bra was kind of was about to
Speaker 6: fall off, and let's bring it back on, all right?
Speaker 6: And I felt like you were looking at my size?
Speaker 6: Oh well, I didn't deliberately set out to look at
Speaker 6: the size, but iways had the bra in my hand.
Speaker 6: And it's kind of like, you know, if you have
Speaker 6: a driver's license, you check out the date of birth.
Speaker 3: That's all, okay, check it out.
Speaker 2: You think h And She's like, were you looking at
Speaker 2: my size?
Speaker 1: He's caught and uh, you know, he looks disappointed and Cheryl, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: He said it had fallen down. He was putting it,
Speaker 3: putting in the bar.
Speaker 2: But she knows he's lying. She could tell.
Speaker 1: And Cheryl tells him that he's gonna have to let
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to let Maria go because she's walking
Speaker 1: around without a bra and that it's unseemly.
Speaker 2: And Larry says, well, why don't you tell her to
Speaker 2: get a bra? And she's like, oh, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to tell her to get a bra.
Speaker 1: Larry says, I'm going to tell her because she makes
Speaker 1: the best chicken salad. I just cannot lose this woman.
Speaker 1: She makes the best chicken cha. Again, this is another example,
Speaker 1: jeff of I was going to say something that Cheryl
Speaker 1: Hines would never in a million years be behaving that way, but.
Speaker 3: The character Cheryl would for sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought this was a little stretched
Speaker 2: on this.
Speaker 3: It's like, no one watching would go I bet the
Speaker 3: chicken salad has something to do with the story, you know.
Speaker 3: It's just I like her chicken salad and you have
Speaker 3: no idea what the callback is.
Speaker 2: The of course, when I was watching this, I didn't
Speaker 2: even remember that.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't remember it either, and I'm in the scene. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I did not remember it at all.
Speaker 2: This was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: So then we Larry is in the kitchen with Maria
Speaker 1: and we hear the squeaking, and she thought it was
Speaker 1: Haesus because now Hayesus has the same orthotics and it
Speaker 1: is also squeaking, and they talk about Larry says he
Speaker 1: could be quite a downer and Larry brings up the brazier.
Speaker 6: You know we couldn't help, but notice that you don't
Speaker 6: worry a.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't like them, not for me, not
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 4: No, because you know I got my father in law
Speaker 4: here distracting, distracting, flopping going on.
Speaker 1: No, they don't flop flopping, don't like the support things.
Speaker 2: They're comfortable. I haven't won one in fifteen years.
Speaker 6: They've made some great technological advances in bras in fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Larry says he kind of needs to wear it.
Speaker 1: They're distracting, they're flopping around, and she's like, there's no flopping,
Speaker 1: there's no flopping going on, and she finds it uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: and Larry tells her they've made a lot of advances.
Speaker 2: They're inviting and cozy and comforting.
Speaker 1: He tells her, Now, now what's interesting is you know this,
Speaker 1: but I don't know that all our listeners know this. Larry,
Speaker 1: before he started doing comedy, was a bra salesman.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't I knew he was a limo driver
Speaker 3: that has never written.
Speaker 2: A bra conversation, so he starts.
Speaker 1: He says, now they're in the Pema cotton, Pullma cotton,
Speaker 1: Pema cotton, and he offers to buy her a bra.
Speaker 1: And next we are at our house and Larry is
Speaker 1: squeaking in and Jeff, you can't find the can opener,
Speaker 1: and you tell Larry you think our housekeeper is stealing,
Speaker 1: but you're not completely sure.
Speaker 2: You think so, but find the.
Speaker 3: Way again a seed as it's not anything but a seed,
Speaker 3: which leads to your favorite scene in the show.
Speaker 2: And then Larry's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Larry tells tells you that he has to
Speaker 1: buy his housekeeper a bra, but he doesn't know her size.
Speaker 1: And so I come in with Sammy's teeth, with Sammy's
Speaker 1: tooth that just fell out, and I start talking about, Ah,
Speaker 1: the tooth Fairy's coming.
Speaker 2: I'm coming to get money from you for the tooth Fairy.
Speaker 1: And Larry's like, she's like eleven years old, and he's
Speaker 1: shocked that she still believes in the tooth Fairy. And
Speaker 1: I tell him it's none of his business. He doesn't
Speaker 1: know anything about children.
Speaker 3: Ryay, awesome, you're awesome in this.
Speaker 2: Y Yes, thank you. And then then we catch him
Speaker 2: staring at my breasts.
Speaker 3: And you say, what are you looking at?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: What are you looking at? And I am holding the tooth.
Speaker 2: I remember it's because I was holding the tooth right.
Speaker 3: By the way, did you choose to do that or
Speaker 3: did they tell you to die?
Speaker 1: I was directed to hold the tooth there, yeah, because camera, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for camera purposes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm that funny. But anyhow, you have the
Speaker 3: tooth there, so he could have easily said, you're your tooth.
Speaker 3: We might have.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: And then I leave and Larry tells you he thinks
Speaker 1: that I'm the same size as Maria, And Jeff says,
Speaker 1: he asked you what size, and you say, you don't know,
Speaker 1: but you can find out. And then you say to him,
Speaker 1: do you know what size Cheryl is? And he says,
Speaker 1: I just found out, And frankly, I'm a little disappointed,
Speaker 1: and you start beak up sea cup and then you
Speaker 1: say to him, you don't tell me Cheryl's size. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to tell you Susie's because you two are
Speaker 1: so mature in your relationship.
Speaker 3: And by the way, he ended up not telling me,
Speaker 3: which it's really been which by the way, except the
Speaker 3: disappointed line is actually a noble gesture for that character
Speaker 3: to say, no, I can't do it. But what's next.
Speaker 2: That's a very funny scene. Then you're watching.
Speaker 1: Basketball and Larry starts, I could be general manager.
Speaker 2: I just need the opportunity, you know, bullshit.
Speaker 3: I don't remember if it made the episode any of
Speaker 3: the episodes, but he did something. He told me, and
Speaker 3: this is he I alone. We're talking between not a camera,
Speaker 3: off camera, and he says to me, you know, I
Speaker 3: was really good basketball player. I could have made it
Speaker 3: to the pros. And he's being totally sincere. I could
Speaker 3: have been a small guard. I could do this. And
Speaker 3: I go, because I know how to like have you know,
Speaker 3: I make him elaborate and I go, well did you
Speaker 3: practice what did you play on? And he says no,
Speaker 3: I used to bounce. I practice dribbling in the house.
Speaker 3: And then he would do his mom, Larry, stop with
Speaker 3: the dribbling. Don't dribble, Larry. And when he does his
Speaker 3: mom that's one of my favorites. I lose it. But
Speaker 3: stop your dribbling.
Speaker 1: Beautiful, all right, So then he goes to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and he's squeaking along, and he goes by our laundry
Speaker 1: room and he sees my bra sitting out the laundry room.
Speaker 1: So he grabs the bra and he looks at the size,
Speaker 1: and then he chooses to kind of put it on
Speaker 1: and feel what it feels like.
Speaker 3: I think that's a joke in itself, which it is,
Speaker 3: which is kind of but the call back to that
Speaker 3: and the question you ask him is fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep going, but it's very That scene in the
Speaker 2: laundry room is hilarious.
Speaker 1: And then he comes out of the bathroom and he's squeaking,
Speaker 1: squeaking down the hall just as.
Speaker 2: I'm putting the money underneath.
Speaker 1: Sammy's pillow for the tooth Fairy, and his squeaking wakes
Speaker 1: Sammy up.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: What are you doing with that money? I was checking
Speaker 2: to make sure the tooth Fairy left it. You're lying,
Speaker 2: and you're lying.
Speaker 3: You're the tooth fair.
Speaker 1: There is no jew fairy, it's you.
Speaker 2: And Sammy starts screaming.
Speaker 3: By the way, I didn't like that because I felt
Speaker 3: that she just leapt up and hit you hard. And
Speaker 3: if you're sleeping and putting them. It really bugs me,
Speaker 3: and I know that I had to have told the director,
Speaker 3: but no one listened me that you should wake up. Look,
Speaker 3: I know there's a pacing thing. Wake up a little groggy,
Speaker 3: go what's going She woke up in the most fake way,
Speaker 3: you know what. No, well, those things bother the fuck.
Speaker 1: Out of me, all right, and she starts accusing me
Speaker 1: of lying, and like, you're the tooth fairy.
Speaker 2: You're the tooth fairy. And then I go out my
Speaker 2: confront Larry in the hall.
Speaker 1: You woke her up, and he's like, well, it had
Speaker 1: to happen eventually, and it's a blessing in disguise, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I just.
Speaker 3: Thought of something that we never did on the show,
Speaker 3: and this scene would have been perfect for it. If
Speaker 3: she talked to you like you talk to everybody else,
Speaker 3: that would have been really funny. If she mimicked to
Speaker 3: her best ability.
Speaker 2: Yes, mimic you, which, by the way, no, no.
Speaker 3: Hold on, get the fuck out of my room. Get
Speaker 3: the fuck out.
Speaker 2: That she was little, well no, she was like twelve,
Speaker 2: she come.
Speaker 3: But the point is that was a missed opportunity that
Speaker 3: none of us thought of thought.
Speaker 1: But I'm sitting here going if you recall in a
Speaker 1: later oh it was Palestinian chicken.
Speaker 2: Later on in season eight, she did channel her mother.
Speaker 3: But it was but by the way, it was awesome,
Speaker 3: but she was yeah, but we could have established that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, the missed opportunity.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So Larry and I get into it, and you
Speaker 1: come in and whatever, and we kick him out of
Speaker 1: the house and he goes.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no. You kick him out
Speaker 3: of the house, and I stand like a cook cold
Speaker 3: husband with my arm. But I'm cheating on you all
Speaker 3: the time, all right, So but yeah, I'm handcuffed. But
Speaker 3: the build of that is beautiful. In that scene, the
Speaker 3: kickout scene, you start at a level you know, what
Speaker 3: did you do? Why? And then you're the only person
Speaker 3: who can go in hot and then blow it all up.
Speaker 3: But get the fuck out of my house. It's a
Speaker 3: level of thing. Yeah, but you go in hot hot, Well, look,
Speaker 3: you went to a scene cynical about what we're doing,
Speaker 3: or you're furious. No, no, cynical to start up because
Speaker 3: you're yelling is a build even though it's like when
Speaker 3: is she going to do it? Like the scene we
Speaker 3: filmed this past season. The stairs starts out pleasant and
Speaker 3: then when's the explosion. But a lot of times your
Speaker 3: character comes in happy for the most inane reasons. The
Speaker 3: tooth a calf tan, you know what I mean, It's like.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeh, damn Sammy's tooth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you do that about other things. And then
Speaker 3: the joy is of course ruined by Larry. But those
Speaker 3: are the two ways you hit. And then when you
Speaker 3: come in hot, you're not even thinking she can go hotter,
Speaker 3: and you fucking explode. And by the way, never not funny.
Speaker 2: Never Jeffrey. Next he's squeaking up the stairs again. The
Speaker 2: squeaking is just continual.
Speaker 1: He wakes Cheryl's parents up, He wakes everybody up, curious
Speaker 1: thing that they were sitting in separate bedrooms.
Speaker 3: The separate rooms. I'm like, we never talked about that
Speaker 3: on the show. I don't know whose choice the was,
Speaker 3: but they could have easily come out together. I don't
Speaker 3: because all right, I'm watching. I'm sure as people listening though,
Speaker 3: who are hardcore curb and they had to have noticed
Speaker 3: it because it's fucking weird, just saying because we had
Speaker 3: them fight on the show.
Speaker 1: Ever, No, but a lot of older couples sleep in
Speaker 1: separate bedrooms.
Speaker 2: Once snores when they have gone sleeping. That you know, my.
Speaker 3: Partner, Sari lives in a separate house for me, about
Speaker 3: a ten minute drive, and even if we were married,
Speaker 3: we would do that. Forget separate bedrooms, separate houses. Like
Speaker 3: my dream is my dream is I love to marry
Speaker 3: her and the house by the house next door to me,
Speaker 3: and she lives there and I live here. It also
Speaker 3: went up the romance, Oh, who's knocking?
Speaker 2: Who's that knocking at my door?
Speaker 4: Door?
Speaker 3: No, but I understand separate bedrooms. It's just that each
Speaker 3: of you. It's not a privacy thing.
Speaker 2: But it's a sleep it's a sleep thing.
Speaker 3: I know, it's a he rolls around, he snores, she
Speaker 3: yells out vagina all night. Like they all have different
Speaker 3: things as you do that. Who doesn't, Yes, but anyho,
Speaker 3: it's I understand it. But still it was weird.
Speaker 2: But it was I noticed that as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but again that might have just been a timing
Speaker 1: one two three, because it was Paul Julie Sheryll.
Speaker 2: You know, by the way we really necessary.
Speaker 3: No, by the way we should do. Yes, that was
Speaker 3: a little bit because when we do those set moments.
Speaker 3: I find them completely false. You know, the boom boom
Speaker 3: every moment. This is just my thing, should be a surprise.
Speaker 3: You go back to Duck Soup with the Marx brothers
Speaker 3: and both brothers in the same exact pajamas, and Harpo's
Speaker 3: got and they're Harpo's prepared to fuck with Grouchow, but
Speaker 3: Groudcho is walking along not knowing what's going to happen.
Speaker 3: You need sort of like there's always got to be
Speaker 3: even if it's a light surprise. But those choreograph shits,
Speaker 3: fuck them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be right back. Stay tuned. Okay, we're back.
Speaker 1: So next, Larry is in Victoria's Secret and he wants
Speaker 1: to buy a bra. And the woman who played the
Speaker 1: sales girl, she was terrific.
Speaker 3: Show with her.
Speaker 2: Her name is Lydia Cornell.
Speaker 3: Lydia Cornell worked quite often in comedies, and she was
Speaker 3: on that show where where Ted Knight played a cartoonist,
Speaker 3: The ten Night Show or whatever it was. She was
Speaker 3: either his daughter or one of I think she was
Speaker 3: his daughter anyhow, Yeah, she worked a ton and I
Speaker 3: was really happy to meet her and that she did
Speaker 3: our show, and she.
Speaker 2: Was terrific in the scene. Absolutely terrific.
Speaker 3: In this scene when people not only can improvise because
Speaker 3: we are casting process, COVID really hurt us because we
Speaker 3: couldn't be in the room. Yeah, did you ever come
Speaker 3: to a casting session?
Speaker 2: No, No, it's really well.
Speaker 3: You come in and you're with Larry. Myself, Cheryl was
Speaker 3: there a lot of times. Yeah, So if you're scene
Speaker 3: is with Larry, you're doing it with Larry David, which
Speaker 3: is also nerve wracking. But we're really we have failed
Speaker 3: five times, four times when we went with somebody and
Speaker 3: then they're not gonna work, you know, but let's just
Speaker 3: cut it and we'll recast, which we've done. But it's
Speaker 3: a very thorough process. So she came in and you
Speaker 3: see the comfort, relax doing it with Larry. You know, Cheryl,
Speaker 3: when she auditioned, we talked about this. She was the
Speaker 3: only one that really had a lovely I'm not going
Speaker 3: to take your shit at it. Yeah, only one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and if I'm not mistaken, she might have even been
Speaker 3: the last actress to audition, might have been because.
Speaker 1: I remember, it's a it's a difficult thing when you
Speaker 1: have somebody who's so strong like Larry, you need somebody
Speaker 1: who's going to be able to be at that level.
Speaker 2: I mean you can't just you know.
Speaker 3: Well you can't be intimidated. Yes, but that's the thing
Speaker 3: about acting performing in general. It's experience, and so it's
Speaker 3: a comfort level, you know, being natural. And I've grown
Speaker 3: into putting no spin on my acting. I don't try
Speaker 3: and make anything funny. I just say it the way
Speaker 3: and matter of fact. That's why I fool people all
Speaker 3: the time, and I have to tell them I'm not
Speaker 3: being serious, which I feel for them, and they'd go okay,
Speaker 3: I keep going okay.
Speaker 1: So Larry goes into Victoria's secret he's buying a bride.
Speaker 1: It's first housekeeper, not for him. He makes that very clear,
Speaker 1: not that there's anything wrong with it if it was
Speaker 1: for him, which he says, yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm interested in buying a.
Speaker 2: Bra No fear, sweethearted, your wife.
Speaker 4: Actually my my housekeeper, hell housekeeper. Okay, I'm not making
Speaker 4: it up. It's really not for me.
Speaker 2: Fine, okay, No, it's not for of course, it's not
Speaker 2: for you. I believe you.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 6: Not okay, you know, not that it's anything wrong with it, No,
Speaker 6: because I know, but there is something wrong with it.
Speaker 3: What am I saying, not that.
Speaker 2: There's a lot.
Speaker 6: I can't say that I like to walk around with
Speaker 6: underwear on my head.
Speaker 2: Is there anything wrong with that?
Speaker 3: Is there something wrong with that? Yeah, there's something wrong
Speaker 3: with that.
Speaker 2: So you really do need to broaden.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, yes, something comfortable.
Speaker 6: She hasn't won one in fifteen years.
Speaker 2: I need something comfortable, not a French made out.
Speaker 6: No, no, it's not a Lacey French made out.
Speaker 2: And he wants something comfortable and soft, and she shows him.
Speaker 3: You know, she's assuming that it's trying it her self.
Speaker 3: And everybody said the underwear line, which is right coming up.
Speaker 1: We're coming up, and that it's so soft that he
Speaker 1: said maybe they should make underwear out of this stuff
Speaker 1: for men, and she says, you see, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: Feel free to try anything on.
Speaker 1: I know, you know, it doesn't He's like, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make me a pervert that I thought. You whatever. They
Speaker 1: go back and forth and she's just terrific. And you know,
Speaker 1: I remember that scene because I remember how good she was.
Speaker 1: And the scene was actually quite short, and I remember
Speaker 1: it somehow being longer, but it was a very short.
Speaker 2: We cut it down.
Speaker 3: But you know, when I realized also watching this episode,
Speaker 3: and I'm actually not a curmudgeon, but in terms of
Speaker 3: exchanging looks and what I say and explaining things, I'm
Speaker 3: more like Larry offscreen in terms of I talk to
Speaker 3: everybody and I'm curious about what they're wearing. The old time,
Speaker 3: one person like I went into a movie theater and
Speaker 3: there's a guy behind the counter, like, there's a man bun,
Speaker 3: which I've always found interesting. Unless you live in Europe
Speaker 3: the Americans, it doesn't work anyhow. I said to him,
Speaker 3: are you wearing the man bun because you like it
Speaker 3: or because you don't want your hair and the food?
Speaker 3: And he, matter of factly, with a touch of angers,
Speaker 3: said I prefer not, And I didn't get what he
Speaker 3: was saying. I prefer not to be identified by my hair.
Speaker 3: And I go, yeah, but the man I'm asking you,
Speaker 3: And I didn't get the identification thing. He at a
Speaker 3: certain way, and I was being kind the whole time
Speaker 3: of I'm not curious, and I wouldn't put it away.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm saying. It's the Larry thing. But what
Speaker 3: And I'd ask him those questions and explain, and by
Speaker 3: the way, one of the other times I got a
Speaker 3: rejection was the woman who takes tickets in the same
Speaker 3: theater maybe two years later. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, okay, I'm very sorry. I will
Speaker 3: not ask. And he was very upset, like furious. And
Speaker 3: later on I walked up to him and I said,
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know I meant nothing.
Speaker 3: I apologize. It was just curiosity because also I said
Speaker 3: to somebody, he doesn't want to be identified by his hair,
Speaker 3: what does that fucking mean? They go, no, you're saying, man,
Speaker 3: button And he may not.
Speaker 1: Myself a miss, but you know, you know what kills
Speaker 1: me though, when people do things to draw attention to
Speaker 1: themselves and then don't want the you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: No, I know, I know. But by the way, someone
Speaker 3: who embraces whatever they are and such a way, that's colorful.
Speaker 3: I dig that man, that guy. People like that make
Speaker 3: the world a better place when they really embrace who
Speaker 3: they are.
Speaker 2: And you know what, fashion it really should be fun.
Speaker 2: Fashion is an expression.
Speaker 1: And then Larry brings Maria a very large selection of
Speaker 1: bras and he's very.
Speaker 2: Proud of himself because he thinks he nailed the size.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, he bought. He bought different sizes.
Speaker 1: Yes, but he says he thinks he nailed the size
Speaker 1: and he's very proud of and she tries it on
Speaker 1: and she looks great.
Speaker 3: She's so happy, she's so comfortable.
Speaker 1: And then he comes upstairs and comes into his bedroom
Speaker 1: and Cheryl and I are waiting for him.
Speaker 2: I just say him, you're a sick fuck.
Speaker 1: And I show him the video because I tell him
Speaker 1: that we have cameras in the laundry room because we
Speaker 1: the houselipper is stealing, so we put the nanny cams around, which, by.
Speaker 3: The way, I wouldn't even think that was going to happen,
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I didn't see it exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: And we see the video of Larry mincing around trying
Speaker 1: on the bra and he says, well, he wanted to
Speaker 1: see what it felt like washing dishes.
Speaker 2: I said, is that how your made washing his dishes?
Speaker 2: Is that going out?
Speaker 3: But he also said other things moving around, going around
Speaker 3: the house, cleaning stuff, and wanted to feel your impression
Speaker 3: of that doing the like is that how you didn't
Speaker 3: just say it how she does the dishes, which I mean.
Speaker 1: That was great, and you know, staring at everyone's breasts
Speaker 1: and and Cheryl's like, why are you buying her a bra?
Speaker 3: I love the scenes where you and Cheryl really time
Speaker 3: up and we have no idea what to say.
Speaker 1: And I tell him keep you goddamn hands off my brazier,
Speaker 1: and Cheryl's tells me she caught him looking at her
Speaker 1: bra and you know, like it's just a sick fuck
Speaker 1: with a fetish of bras And and then I tell
Speaker 1: Cheryl about him waking up Sammy, and then Cheryl says him,
Speaker 1: where have you been?
Speaker 2: And he says brush shopping and then he walks out.
Speaker 3: Hold On. In the second though, he gets into an
Speaker 3: argument again with you about the tooth.
Speaker 2: He yells at you about the tooth fairy. Yes, I
Speaker 2: want to say.
Speaker 3: This scene, all the things you're saying and doing, there's
Speaker 3: no you know, maybe it's written Susie is upset with Larry,
Speaker 3: but you're making all this shit up. Well, we all do, no, no,
Speaker 3: But it's like I watched this scene and I go,
Speaker 3: I wonder if people know that this is all improvise
Speaker 3: from a very well it used to be back then
Speaker 3: it was a very short outline, you know, same.
Speaker 1: With your scenes like that, hilarious scene earlier where you're
Speaker 1: guessing Cheryl's bra size.
Speaker 3: We had no idea we were going to do that.
Speaker 3: That just happens, and you know, we do it two
Speaker 3: or three times because we're pretty happy with the first one.
Speaker 3: But that is so much fun. That's what's fun about
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 2: Oh I see here where I see that? Okay?
Speaker 1: So then Paul is asleep on the sofa because we've
Speaker 1: already established Larry welcome up with the orthotics the night before,
Speaker 1: so we didn't get a good night's sleep, and Larry
Speaker 1: sees the mozuzza on the and Maria comes in and
Speaker 1: that's when she's showing off how comfortable she is and
Speaker 1: how good she feels. And that's when he asked her,
Speaker 1: where's haystus? How come he didn't put up the Messusa?
Speaker 1: And she says, hey susus, upset that Larry was talking
Speaker 1: to Marie about her breast.
Speaker 2: He said, mister David can go fuck himself.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, good, Right, that's where that was. And then
Speaker 1: we see Nat Larry's father pulling up and Larry starts
Speaker 1: to freak out, where's a hammer, Where's a nail?
Speaker 2: He's got to put up? The Masusa.
Speaker 1: So Nat doesn't get upset, because that is the kind
Speaker 1: of thing that Nat would get upset about.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, yes.
Speaker 3: What's amazing about Shelley's performance all through the show, which
Speaker 3: kind of you know, you knows just how subtle he was, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and quiet, quiet and subtle, and then in character he
Speaker 3: would make like that he was happy. He said, don't
Speaker 3: do this and this is not the old part. There
Speaker 3: are some okay, so yeah.
Speaker 2: That's next. Okay. So he's looking for a hammer. She
Speaker 2: tells him where the hammer is, where's a nail? He
Speaker 2: doesn't have any, And.
Speaker 1: He sees Paul asleep on the couch with that that
Speaker 1: for cock and nail around his neck and he tries
Speaker 1: to take it off, which is a whole big you know,
Speaker 1: can't get it over his head.
Speaker 3: But by the way, I see, I didn't buy that
Speaker 3: the nose, all of it, because.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't have woken up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, I'd buy that. He's not waking up.
Speaker 3: That's all good, But the joke is still funny if
Speaker 3: he just pulls it off his head. That's not what
Speaker 3: we're doing. It's about the nail. It's not about it.
Speaker 3: But that's you know again. Sometimes I'm not listening.
Speaker 2: To I know where you're going.
Speaker 3: No, actually I know in the back of my head,
Speaker 3: but I was not going there.
Speaker 1: Trust And Paul wakes up and it's blasphemy and he's upset,
Speaker 1: and Cheryl and I come down the stairs and it's pandemonium.
Speaker 1: We're all shouting and screaming, and Larry is putting up
Speaker 1: the messiussa with the passion of the Christ nail and
Speaker 1: Natt walks in.
Speaker 2: He's like, kiddo, it was so.
Speaker 3: Light and natural. He touched it, it was warmed by it,
Speaker 3: and I thought.
Speaker 1: That was Jeff, do you touch it first and then
Speaker 1: kiss or do you kiss and then touch it?
Speaker 3: Well, by the way, that's uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know somebody, well, right, can I be honest
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 3: Don't even want to google it? Accept anyone? Do I
Speaker 3: see kissing their hand first and then touch I believe
Speaker 3: it's a kiss and touch. That's why I believe it is.
Speaker 3: But if they do a touch and kiss, I'm good
Speaker 3: with both, because you're showing respect.
Speaker 1: If you hear snoring in the background, that's my dog
Speaker 1: right over here is asleep and snoring very loudly.
Speaker 2: I can hear it.
Speaker 3: So I felt that you were going to say, if
Speaker 3: you hear snoring in the background, my dog is bored
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 5: Jeff, I thought you were going, Okay, Next, we're in uh,
Speaker 5: we're in Larry's office and you're there and you're both
Speaker 5: eating chicken salad sandwiches and it's the best chicken salad
Speaker 5: ever that you've ever had.
Speaker 3: And there was a moment where we both are laughing
Speaker 3: really hard. Do you remember what it was about the
Speaker 3: chicken salad or whatever, because that scene, I'm on the couch,
Speaker 3: he's behind the.
Speaker 2: It comes up.
Speaker 1: It's and he tells you that she's very happy about
Speaker 1: the bra and that he nailed the bra size.
Speaker 2: He's very you know, proud himself.
Speaker 1: And you tell him, me should get a job at
Speaker 1: a carnival somewhere to get the broth size.
Speaker 3: And we don't know it's gonna work. Holy shit, And
Speaker 3: then he started doing what he would do as a
Speaker 3: carnival barker who collects. I mean. And by the way,
Speaker 3: when you see Larry and I laughing on screen, or
Speaker 3: we're laughing at Susie or whatever it is, those are
Speaker 3: one genuine.
Speaker 2: Laughs, yes, like we are laughing hard.
Speaker 3: And how absurd it is, and how funny it is
Speaker 3: and those are real laughs.
Speaker 1: And he tells you that Heyesue's freaked out about the
Speaker 1: bra and quit and told him to go fuck himself.
Speaker 1: And then you asked if he replace the nail, and
Speaker 1: he says, yeah, he ordered a new one. And then
Speaker 1: he bites down in the chicken salad sandwich and his
Speaker 1: tooth fell out because it was a bone in the
Speaker 1: chicken salad. And then we hear squeaking, squeaking, squeaking, squeaking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a real horror movie kind of.
Speaker 3: The way we did the sound effects on the show
Speaker 3: for the shoes was perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you. Larry says it's Haesu's.
Speaker 1: He looks out the window, he sees it's Hasus and
Speaker 1: we see Haesu's coming Lobo and he picks up a
Speaker 1: sign that, you know, some kind of I don't know,
Speaker 1: for sale sign or whatever, and he rips the sign
Speaker 1: off and it's across it's two pieces.
Speaker 3: Of wood, was a cross, and he's holding it and
Speaker 3: he starts.
Speaker 1: To come after Larry, and we hear that that that
Speaker 1: I forgot what the music is called, but it's this
Speaker 1: religious music playing and he's coming after Larry, and Larry's
Speaker 1: running and.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, Haesus falls in pain. He stepped on.
Speaker 1: The nail that Larry drops the passion of Christ's nail
Speaker 1: and it's in his foot and you guys pull it out.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no no, wait. We do
Speaker 3: something that bothered me, which is no. But that's after
Speaker 3: we start discussing about the nail blah blah blah, and
Speaker 3: the guys on the floor.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, And I.
Speaker 3: Just thought, are Larry and I that ignorant? That cruel?
Speaker 3: Are characters? And I really thought, no, we would have
Speaker 3: we would have a beat, pull it out, fat. So
Speaker 3: we're having a fucking conversation, all right, keep going.
Speaker 2: So then you pull the nail out and it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh and they you know, they lift taste sus and
Speaker 1: they drag it.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, wait wait wait they pull the
Speaker 3: nail out and they look at it like it's a miracle. Right,
Speaker 3: And someone decided to post to have a glow to
Speaker 3: the nail on.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, fucking hated it. Yeah that's not necessary.
Speaker 3: It was not the biggest ball of not necessary. So
Speaker 3: you know, and then when I did it, with him,
Speaker 3: and he looked at it. I never imagine in post
Speaker 3: that would be. And again I fought that one.
Speaker 1: All right, keep going, And then we cut to Larry's
Speaker 1: sleeping peacefully in bed and he wakes up and he
Speaker 1: puts it like fumbling with the pillows, and he sees
Speaker 1: this five dollars underneath his pillow that the tooth fairy
Speaker 1: apparently left him for his tooth that fell out. And
Speaker 1: he turns to Cheryl and he's like, very funny, and
Speaker 1: clearly Cheryl's has no idea what he's talking about.
Speaker 3: No, I think she clearly put it there. There's no master.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: So you think an actual tooth fairy whatever, keep it.
Speaker 3: Maybe you came by in your bra, in your bra
Speaker 3: and put it underneath.
Speaker 2: And that's the end of the day. It was a
Speaker 2: great button, think.
Speaker 3: No, no, But it was a great button. But also
Speaker 3: Cheryl played it perfectly, and Larry's reaction was perfect. That
Speaker 3: being said, when she did it, I know that she
Speaker 3: put it under his pillow.
Speaker 2: See, I didn't think so. I thought it was just
Speaker 2: one of those.
Speaker 3: Magic realism bullshit okay, yes, which I've enjoyed in movies.
Speaker 3: There have been movies. Look at groundhoud Day, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: I love that movie, but I don't know, all right,
Speaker 3: but it's great.
Speaker 1: Button and that's the great button of the episode. And
Speaker 1: that's that's it. That is the christ Nail, Season five,
Speaker 1: episode three, and we'll be back next.
Speaker 3: Week with episode four. Thanks for listening. I really appreciate it,
Speaker 3: and I'm assuming Susie does too.
Speaker 2: I do Bye, Thanks, okay.
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