WEBVTT - #316: Party For Paesons ONLY

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Start up, dot dot Up.

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<v Speaker 1>They making noise dot up, start up, dot dot Up.

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<v Speaker 3>Episode three sixteen. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes it is. Yeah, David Brody, how are you today? Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Even though you went to an event that I was

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<v Speaker 2>related to last night but not official, so you bared me.

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<v Speaker 2>It sued me. It's crazy. It's crazy because no it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get to go, but I understand you. You're

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<v Speaker 2>very uh uh xenophobic. I want to spend time with you,

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<v Speaker 2>David Brody. I do want to spend and we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about how we are going to spend time

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<v Speaker 2>together last night. Okay, yes, but first let me let

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<v Speaker 2>me have it. Okay. Yes, you went to an event

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<v Speaker 2>that was like everything I would like, but you barred

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<v Speaker 2>me because I'm not. I didn't I didn't check one

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<v Speaker 2>box of the ten boxes on the check out absolutely, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was afraid. I was afraid.

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<v Speaker 3>I was afraid of what was going to happen. So

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<v Speaker 3>so yesterday I went to Paison Palooza. It was an

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<v Speaker 3>event on Staten Island at a restaurant and an Italian

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<v Speaker 3>restaurant and it was a big event.

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<v Speaker 2>Is now now.

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<v Speaker 3>I went last year, so I understand the culture, and

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<v Speaker 3>I understand what what they had in store. But basically,

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<v Speaker 3>to paint they broad stroke of what this was. It's

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<v Speaker 3>basically a bunch of Italian vendors, Italian mom and pop vendors,

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<v Speaker 3>whether it be foods and drinks and like specialties and

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<v Speaker 3>knickknacks that all get together to hang out at a

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<v Speaker 3>party at an Italian restaurant, any Italian food and drink,

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<v Speaker 3>wine and lemon cello and things like that, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's a basically an event that is attended mainly

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<v Speaker 3>by once again Italians, so mainly you know people that

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<v Speaker 3>are let's put it this way, I'm not even gonna dance.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna dance around it. I'm gonna go right

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<v Speaker 3>in in a second. I want to pay the picture.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of Gucci belts and black leather pants, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of it, Yeah, track suits, all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot. Are you done?

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<v Speaker 3>I even got a sticker. I even walked out with

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<v Speaker 3>a key chain. It says his assist, his ass which

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<v Speaker 3>is one of the one of.

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<v Speaker 2>The catchphrases of one of the of Cuje and now

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<v Speaker 2>you're the place that you love one of the Italian

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<v Speaker 2>delis called Talercio's. They the guy had a shirt on

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<v Speaker 2>it to your assister's ass on the back. So I

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<v Speaker 2>love that. So you know you already know the type.

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<v Speaker 2>Now now you said he remembered me, the guy from.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy from the US years the Italian deli, You're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>David Brodie said in My Love Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he likes us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a good Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Because because you they're very in there on Instagram. It's

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<v Speaker 3>very one of those TikTok viral sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a terrific I've talked about them, terrific social media

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<v Speaker 2>pace y amazing and they're the best. Love them.

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<v Speaker 3>So so you got people like that in there, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you got some local influencers like the people from

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<v Speaker 3>Brooklyn Bites, which is a very local Uh they do

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<v Speaker 3>reviews on local Brooklyn bakery from Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then uh, finding Francesca was there. She she

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<v Speaker 3>goes all over the place in the Jersey on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>Italian girl goes all over the place in Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. And Danielle Cabral from the Real Housewives in New

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<v Speaker 2>Jersey she was there. Yeah, people like that, but basically Italians,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, people that are just kind of like like

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<v Speaker 2>the ones I grew up with. Yeah, yeah, like those

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<v Speaker 2>people like from the old old neighborhood where I lived

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<v Speaker 2>my whole life. Pretty much.

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<v Speaker 3>There was definitely there were a couple of tables there

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<v Speaker 3>from Brooklyn for sure. Yeah, yeah, and and then and

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<v Speaker 3>everybody that was Italian most people, but you didn't have

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<v Speaker 3>to be most people. You don't know how to You didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have Paison Fest what was it, Paison Palooza, Guinea gang

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<v Speaker 3>Bang or was it okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Called Guinea Guinea bang Bang?

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<v Speaker 3>That was Wasn't that a train in the Guinea git car?

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<v Speaker 3>The Guinea Guinea bang Bang was a car? Was a

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<v Speaker 3>car from car from Paison.

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<v Speaker 2>The definition of paison scary Among people of Italian or

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<v Speaker 2>Spanish descent, it means a fellow countryman or a friend,

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<v Speaker 2>often as a term of address.

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<v Speaker 3>So it really a friend or friend, right, So you

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<v Speaker 3>could and there were definitely people in the room that

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<v Speaker 3>were not Italian for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh huh. You know. The funny thing about Scary Joan

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<v Speaker 2>Slices is that he sent me this Information's like, look

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<v Speaker 2>where I'm going, And I was like, Oh, that seems

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<v Speaker 2>like a place I would go. And then he sends

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<v Speaker 2>me video and links to like all the food he's eating,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, why is he saying to me? Because

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<v Speaker 2>he knows I would like that food. Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>They have a company called Stretch the Mutz where they

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<v Speaker 3>they made this mutz at a homemade MutS it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's funny because that's my Doug's name.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they and then they stretched the mozzadel across

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<v Speaker 3>the big the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog's name is Muzzadella. We call him Muzzie. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be more Italian unless I was.

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<v Speaker 3>They stretched them across the table with of of of

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<v Speaker 3>Italian meetpo palm heroes, a bunch of meatballs on a sandwich,

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<v Speaker 3>and they they.

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<v Speaker 2>Stretched then of meatballs. In the crowd. There was a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of yeah, meat polls everywhere. Yeah, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>sang a song about mutsie sticks. You did put my

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<v Speaker 2>pisson once you did. We did a song. There was

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<v Speaker 2>some concher peppe there and some pasta.

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<v Speaker 3>There was some fried raviolis that Canol's fogatto for dessert.

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<v Speaker 2>Italian things. You forgot what that for dessert figatto? No,

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<v Speaker 2>you forgot what right, but you don't remember. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>good enough, No, of course it was. It was a forgotto,

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<v Speaker 2>but for dessert al fogatto. Well try to remember. I'm curious. Now, hello,

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<v Speaker 2>who's on first?

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<v Speaker 3>A figatto which is ice cream and and espresso mixed together.

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<v Speaker 2>So you remember what it was? Yeah? Al figato? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's called a figato. It's called shut up. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>there was that. There was a guy with a with

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<v Speaker 2>a gelato truck.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it was it was fun now and the

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<v Speaker 3>canoli guys where they piped the canoli live right in

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<v Speaker 3>front of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you go? Yeah? It was the last time you

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<v Speaker 2>piped a canoli, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well anyway, so by the way, the sponsor, because I've

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<v Speaker 2>forgiven the.

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<v Speaker 3>Old no no, no no, and then they didn't really yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this was more done out of love.

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<v Speaker 2>It was, oh so you don't love me? Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>got you.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought about, man, how do I get How do

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<v Speaker 3>I really explain what I want to say? How do

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<v Speaker 3>I say what I want to say?

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<v Speaker 2>I would have pretended my name was Vinnie for the

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<v Speaker 2>night it's not about it's not about you not being Italian.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more about Ah, it's a feeling blending with everybody. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>not these people. Okay Island, Stetton Island is is uh

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<v Speaker 2>is vertical, Staten Island is very uh very you know.

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<v Speaker 3>We all everyone has like everyone in the crowd has

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<v Speaker 3>a certain way of thinking, a certain mindset. And I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like your mindset is not what their mindset is.

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<v Speaker 3>And I feel like you would have, especially this especially

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<v Speaker 3>this week, I feel that you personally, you would have

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<v Speaker 3>had some problems. You would have you would have gotten

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<v Speaker 3>into a fistfight er too. No, I never, I would

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<v Speaker 3>never my Staten Island.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't talk. I just there was even okay, even

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<v Speaker 2>even the T shirt cannon guy.

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<v Speaker 3>They they they start throwing shirts out, these red shirts

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<v Speaker 3>that from his Italian deli that said make appetizers great again.

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<v Speaker 2>That hilarious. Hilarious if you love that anyway. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so so Brody, I'm like, I'm like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>let me spare Brody from this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to appreciate that. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>be a douchebag. Not I was thinking about you though, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you know what Italian dinner too, all right, no problem,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know you should. Oh my god, bro I

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<v Speaker 2>love it. You know I love you, buddy. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go to uh Jewfest and I'm gonna send you pictures

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<v Speaker 2>of pastrami and corn beef and all the stuff you like. Like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>why I couldn't I ask you? You know it's not

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<v Speaker 2>right for you. It's not right. No. But anyway, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, uh, while you were out partying uh late,

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<v Speaker 2>it reminded me that I was, uh well, reminds me

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<v Speaker 2>that you and I do have plans this Sunday. We do.

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<v Speaker 3>And now this is how I feel like a moment

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<v Speaker 3>of redemption as I'm inviting you to come with me

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<v Speaker 3>to the Jets game.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with a big asterisk next to it. What's the asterisk? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So Scary invited me to go to a Jets game

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<v Speaker 2>because he got he got two tickets, right, h And

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<v Speaker 2>it's somewhat work related, so he has to go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and he called me up. He goes Brodie, the first

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<v Speaker 2>person I thought of, So I said, we listen. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if I'm available as well. If you don't go,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to go alone. I would love you to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, really, have no one else to goes? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know all my friends and Giants fans. If I

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<v Speaker 2>had Giants tickets, I have one hundred people lined up.

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<v Speaker 2>You're really not a Jets fan, I know. So I

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<v Speaker 2>got invited by default because he has no one else

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<v Speaker 2>would want to go to a Jets game. I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>Jets fan. I don't really want to go to a

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<v Speaker 2>Jets game. That's so bad they are.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, brod, you gotta go. You're a Jets fan.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought of you first, you thought of me. Only

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<v Speaker 3>don't you want to see your boy Aaron Rodgers.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not my boy and he's over the hill. They're terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>The team is terrible. I sit home on my on

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<v Speaker 2>my couch and the comfort of my warm home, and

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<v Speaker 2>I watch the Red Zone channel. I watch all the games.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta I gotta go to a stadium, Nata. So

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, where you go to go? You go to go,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get food, free food, we'll get food. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I'm in all right, So really food is

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<v Speaker 2>the highlight? Well you are the highlights. Scare of course,

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<v Speaker 2>because there's nothing like spending time with my pies on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a free ticket to the Jet game, your ticket

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<v Speaker 3>the team you love so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you find so much fault with so slices.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, scared, you know the way he travels. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, oh, we got a sweet. Uh No,

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<v Speaker 2>but he'sa liked. Yeah, we're sitting outside outside in the cold.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be the Scary Tunes. I know it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be sixty two degrees on Sunday. The Scary Jones I

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<v Speaker 2>know has a sweet with like waiter service and chafing dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm going to the game, I want to go

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<v Speaker 2>boogie style. He's like, no, we're gonna be sitting now.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get hot dogs like hot dogs. Must sit outside

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<v Speaker 2>for hot dogs. If I had access to a sweet,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have invited Diamond from The Big Show. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>that's nice, that's nice. She is a Jets fan. She

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<v Speaker 2>is a big one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I figured you would, Brody, That's not true. You

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<v Speaker 3>were my first choice.

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<v Speaker 2>From the get I know Danielle's a Jets Fanly from

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<v Speaker 2>the Jump is sort of but you're from the Jump

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<v Speaker 2>all right. But speaking of Sunday mornings, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what happened to me two Sunday mornings ago

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<v Speaker 2>that I forgot to tell you about last week. When

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<v Speaker 2>we come back, all right, can't wait for this one

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<v Speaker 2>the Boys podcast, We will be right back. So it

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<v Speaker 2>was two sundays ago. You guys will figure out what

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday it was when I tell you the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the story, but don't interrupt me. Scary. So I got

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<v Speaker 2>pickleball on Sunday morning. So I have an alarm clock

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<v Speaker 2>next to my side of the bed and I set

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<v Speaker 2>it for So pickleball was at eleven. It takes me

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<v Speaker 2>about fifteen twenty minutes to drive there, so I set

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<v Speaker 2>my alarm for ten o'clock. This way, I get up,

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<v Speaker 2>have a little breakfast, walk the dogs they haven't already

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<v Speaker 2>been walked, and I leave. Okay, I'm on my own

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday morning. My wife goes to food markets and shit

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<v Speaker 2>early at whatever, so I'm waking up along the now.

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<v Speaker 2>Walk the dog's a euphemism for something else. No, I

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<v Speaker 2>wish it was. I got, you know, walk the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>In the bedroom. There's the alarm clock next to me,

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<v Speaker 2>to my right, and on the dresser in front of us,

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<v Speaker 2>where the television is with the televisions above. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a an Echo show like an Amazon Wait, but with

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<v Speaker 2>a screen which has a clock on it. Now, during

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<v Speaker 2>the week, when I wake up late i'm alone, I

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<v Speaker 2>usually set the Uh well, I set both. I set

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<v Speaker 2>the Amazon. I say, hey, hey, Alexa setting alarm. Sorry, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I say, he's setting alarm for such and such time, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So that's what I do. And then I have the

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<v Speaker 2>clock next to me. That's just the clock. It's an

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<v Speaker 2>alarm clock. But it also has a charging platform on

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<v Speaker 2>top where i'd leave my phone. But I don't use

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<v Speaker 2>that for the alarm. I use the Alexa for the alarm.

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<v Speaker 2>So I say, Alexa, set an alarm for uh Sorry, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking you up. But I tell it to set

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<v Speaker 2>an alarm for ten am. That'll give me plenty of

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<v Speaker 2>time to make it to pick a ball by eleven. Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>So I hear the dogs are rustling around, and I

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<v Speaker 2>wake up eos and the alarm hasn't gone off. So

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<v Speaker 2>I look to my right to the alarm o'clock. Because

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<v Speaker 2>when I go to bed, I tell I tell the

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon unit, turn your screen off for the night, so

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<v Speaker 2>that the light doesn't keep me awake. I go so

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<v Speaker 2>that the echo show screen is off right because it's black.

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<v Speaker 2>It's black, it's off. There's no clock, so I look

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<v Speaker 2>to the right and my alarm clocks. Scary says ten.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to be a pick a ball at eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, holy shit, I got three minutes to

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<v Speaker 2>get dressed and out of the house. So I quickly

0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.360
<v Speaker 2>I throw on pants. I run downstairs with the dogs.

0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.079
<v Speaker 2>I let them out on the deck. I'm like, guys,

0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:32.800
<v Speaker 2>go peel on the deck. I run back up. I

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<v Speaker 2>jump in the shower. No, no, no, really fast right, I

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<v Speaker 2>build a haddriver. I got my clothes on, I'd laid

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<v Speaker 2>them out the night before. I'm out, and now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be like like ten minutes late to pick a ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you were in a panic. I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>a panic. So I I run out of the house

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<v Speaker 2>and as I'm running out of the garage, I knock

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<v Speaker 2>over stuff on one of the racks and it all

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<v Speaker 2>falls down like like a waterfall TLC. So I'm getting

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<v Speaker 2>in my car out of here and the garage does close,

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<v Speaker 2>So you fuck. So I run back open the garage door.

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<v Speaker 2>I fix everything in the I'm like, damn it, of

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<v Speaker 2>all days to knock something down. I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be so late to pick a boy. I

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<v Speaker 2>better call them. So I jump in the car and

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<v Speaker 2>I start calling the pickle ball place. And now it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta be it's already like five minutes. I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>be that I'm fifteen minutes away. I'm in the car

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm flying down the street and I look at

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<v Speaker 2>the clock in my car, scary, and I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say ten to fifty five, but it says nine

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<v Speaker 2>to fifty five. Do you know why? This is daylight

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<v Speaker 2>saving the end of daylight saving time, and every clock

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<v Speaker 2>in my house automatically reset, mostly except if your long

0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.720
<v Speaker 2>clock next to my bed, of course, because I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>on Saturday night because I was busy and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>think of it. I'm usually I'm the guy I've always

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<v Speaker 2>been in charge of the family, guy in charge of clocks.

0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.960
<v Speaker 2>I set the stove, I set the oven, I mean

0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:56.720
<v Speaker 2>the microwave oven. That's it. The stove, the microwave oven,

0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:58.720
<v Speaker 2>and the wall clock are the only ones that aren't automatic,

0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.760
<v Speaker 2>and the one next to my bed. So this whole

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<v Speaker 2>panic now I'm an hour early. Scary, So I went

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<v Speaker 2>home and the dogs were like, what the fuck are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing home. That's the first time I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how long where I messed up the clock system and

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<v Speaker 2>I got that, but I was in such a panic.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never gotten dressed that quickly in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so think I leaped up in the air

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<v Speaker 2>and landed in my pants. I'm done. I'm done with

0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:24.720
<v Speaker 2>these time changes. If you google why we do it,

0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.760
<v Speaker 2>there's never a good answer. No, there really isn't. It's

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be about the farmer, farmer the next hour,

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<v Speaker 2>or to prevent accidents with the cars, because more accidents

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<v Speaker 2>happen after dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, we're now to any sense. Now it's super dark

0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:42.280
<v Speaker 3>at five o'clock. We're now on standard time. Okay, right, okay.

0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:45.800
<v Speaker 2>The idea to go to daylight savings was a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>O S. Daylight daylight saving, great, but leave it there.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to go to daylight.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to spring ahead to daylight saving in the

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<v Speaker 3>spring and never come back because I think that that

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<v Speaker 3>provides the maximum amount.

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<v Speaker 2>Of daylight. Well, it won't be getting dark at four

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<v Speaker 2>thirty at night.

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<v Speaker 3>More people are active, more people are active, well then,

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<v Speaker 3>but then the people will have problems at the opposite

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<v Speaker 3>end of the day, like in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>But my argument is always going to be fuck that.

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<v Speaker 2>Who kids are going to go to school in the dark? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>You know something.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, There's more activity and more people out and more

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<v Speaker 3>shit going on at the latter part of the day

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<v Speaker 3>than the early part of the day. So that's you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't ever want it to get dark before a

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<v Speaker 3>quarter to six, because that would be the earliest it

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<v Speaker 3>would get dark, like five point thirty. I can live

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<v Speaker 3>with that for a month or so as as it

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<v Speaker 3>finally shakes itself.

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<v Speaker 2>Out and as as the months roll by. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>getting dark at four thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking it's in January, when is the dead of winter,

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<v Speaker 3>the dead of winter, it will be four to thirty,

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<v Speaker 3>will be That's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>So in twenty twenty two, the Senate passed a bill

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<v Speaker 2>YEP called the Sunshine Protection Act, and that has to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the House of Representatives to vote on yes.

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<v Speaker 2>The House of Representatives changed over as it does every

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<v Speaker 2>two years in twenty twenty two, and since the other

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<v Speaker 2>party is in charge of the House of Representatives, nobody

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<v Speaker 2>has voted on the bill. It has not come to

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<v Speaker 2>the floor yet. Oh so what hasn't even been on

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<v Speaker 2>the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, let's get that bill on the damn floor

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<v Speaker 3>and let's pass it. Did I think this is the

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<v Speaker 3>bipartisan issue here. Aren't we all in favor of this?

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<v Speaker 3>There are some naysayers. There are some people that are

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, well, the problem is is my kids have to

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<v Speaker 2>catch them by. I said, I don't want them going

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<v Speaker 2>to school in the dark.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's the argument against against not changing against Marco.

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<v Speaker 2>Rubio, current senator in Florida, who was just nominated to

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<v Speaker 2>be Secretary of State, which he's probably gonna get, was

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<v Speaker 2>the guy who proposed it. He put the he sponsored

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<v Speaker 2>the bill. I mean, he's at the sun time, he's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be leaving the House of Representatives. He's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be leaving the Senate rather but nobody on the House

0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:23.480
<v Speaker 2>wants to pick the bill up. So call your local representatives,

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<v Speaker 2>the governor. No he's not the Santis is the governor Florida.

0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:29.959
<v Speaker 2>Marco Rubio's I'm sorry, I know my politics. I know

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<v Speaker 2>I don't but okay. So Rubio sponsored it the Senate

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<v Speaker 2>through unanimous consent was like, nobody disagrees. Sounds good to us,

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<v Speaker 2>and they passed it onto the House and the House

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<v Speaker 2>just killed it. It's been sitting there, hasn't come up

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<v Speaker 2>for a vote. So call your local congressman and women

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<v Speaker 2>and tell him, hey, I would like the Sunshine Protection

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<v Speaker 2>Act to be passed.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get that on your life. Get that on the floor, folks,

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<v Speaker 3>right right to your congressman.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So, speaking of daylight saving time, no s Someone

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<v Speaker 2>I know who works in radio said, if the NFL

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<v Speaker 2>was smart, Now, the NFL, every weekend, or almost every

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<v Speaker 2>weekend and a lot of weekends, they have a game

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<v Speaker 2>played in Europe. And because of the time difference, which

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<v Speaker 2>is I think six hours yep, they play the game

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<v Speaker 2>at nine o'clock three pm here and that makes it

0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:23.040
<v Speaker 2>three point thirty there. Okay, So this person posts the

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<v Speaker 2>same weekend I had the drama with the clocks, daylight

0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:29.119
<v Speaker 2>saving weekend. He says, if the NFL was smart, they

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<v Speaker 2>would schedule a game that morning so we would get

0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:38.399
<v Speaker 2>an extra hour of sleep. Okay, I wonder why they

0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:40.280
<v Speaker 2>don't do that. So if someone guy wrote because the

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<v Speaker 2>NFL stupid, oh you're brilliant. That's a brilliant idea. Why

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<v Speaker 2>don't they do that so we get an extra hour sleep? No,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't. First of all, you know you do. If

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<v Speaker 2>nothing changed, you'd have to get up at eight thirty

0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:56.679
<v Speaker 2>in the morning for the game, not nine thirty. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's the same time in reality. No, right, Yeah, but

0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:03.320
<v Speaker 2>you've slept an extra hour in the night, Yes you have. Yeah, scary,

0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:06.440
<v Speaker 2>hold on, well, well, okay, scary you still if you

0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:09.159
<v Speaker 2>wake up at nine thirty, Okay, if the game is

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<v Speaker 2>at three point thirty in England or in Germany where

0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:15.720
<v Speaker 2>where the game was right and it's nine thirty here,

0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:20.040
<v Speaker 2>if our clocks change, the game is going on at

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<v Speaker 2>the same time regardless. Yes, they don't move the game

0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:28.040
<v Speaker 2>in Europe they don't. But right, so if you wake

0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:30.439
<v Speaker 2>up at eight thirty our time, which used to be

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<v Speaker 2>nine thirty, it's the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Because they don't have they don't have daylight savings over there.

0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:37.000
<v Speaker 3>They don't live in their clocks, and they're not moving

0:20:37.000 --> 0:20:39.520
<v Speaker 3>the game. They don't move the clocks.

0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:41.840
<v Speaker 2>They don't move the game. The physical game happens in

0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:44.880
<v Speaker 2>reality at the same time at three point thirty their time,

0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:48.520
<v Speaker 2>which is still nine thirty our time, or eight thirty

0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:50.879
<v Speaker 2>if you move your clock back, but it doesn't change

0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:54.080
<v Speaker 2>if you go to bed at midnight scary. Okay, and

0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:58.600
<v Speaker 2>the game is at nine thirty. Okay, okay, you're gonna

0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:03.280
<v Speaker 2>sleep how many hours? Say it again. If you would

0:21:03.280 --> 0:21:05.000
<v Speaker 2>have been at midnight, yeah, and the games at nine thirty,

0:21:05.040 --> 0:21:06.560
<v Speaker 2>you'd normally sleep. You wake up nine and a half

0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.199
<v Speaker 2>hours later nine thirty, yes, but nine half hours. But

0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:11.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting ten and a half hours of sleep. You

0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:13.639
<v Speaker 2>aren't getting ten and a half hours. Yes, because because

0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:16.200
<v Speaker 2>they're moving the clocks. They're moving the clock at two

0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:18.520
<v Speaker 2>in the morning. But scary. When you wake up at

0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:21.760
<v Speaker 2>nine thirty, right, the gab will have already been on

0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:23.320
<v Speaker 2>for an hour. The game's not for an hour. It

0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:27.159
<v Speaker 2>doesn't change what happens in Europe. This guy's like, oh,

0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:28.879
<v Speaker 2>you get an extra hour of sleep, The NFL should

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<v Speaker 2>do that. It doesn't change anything. It's still happening at

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<v Speaker 2>the same time in the world. Even though your clock's moved.

0:21:35.840 --> 0:21:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Germany doesn't care what time your clock's moved. Your body

0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:40.520
<v Speaker 2>doesn't care. If you didn't have a clock, you'd still

0:21:40.560 --> 0:21:42.200
<v Speaker 2>be waking up at the same time nine and a

0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:44.640
<v Speaker 2>half hours after you woke up, after you went to bed.

0:21:45.280 --> 0:21:47.760
<v Speaker 2>What the clock says is irrelevant. The game is going

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<v Speaker 2>on in Germany at the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Exact time, at the same damn time. It would be tenth,

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<v Speaker 3>it would be tenth thirty. No, no, your.

0:21:57.680 --> 0:21:59.679
<v Speaker 2>Clock says eight thirty, but it's still nine thirty to

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<v Speaker 2>your change the clock is the game is still happening

0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:08.280
<v Speaker 2>at that time in the world. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:09.080
<v Speaker 2>that's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>But if they if they moved the clocks with us,

0:22:14.040 --> 0:22:14.840
<v Speaker 3>but they don't.

0:22:15.000 --> 0:22:17.159
<v Speaker 2>But if they did, see, now that's I know. You

0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:20.600
<v Speaker 2>think America controls the world, but they don't. As America

0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:23.440
<v Speaker 2>the only country in the world that does time changes,

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<v Speaker 2>to my knowledge, it's only maybe one of a couple

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<v Speaker 2>because if.

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<v Speaker 3>They did, had they just hypothetically speaking though, if they

0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:33.760
<v Speaker 3>also did the time change, then we would be getting

0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:35.960
<v Speaker 3>the hour at the extra hour, then we.

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<v Speaker 2>Would feel I'm looking at the countries that have daylight

0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:48.160
<v Speaker 2>saving time. Hold on, let me see Bahamas, Cuba, Bermuda, Greenland, Haiti, Mexico, Australia, Canada,

0:22:48.880 --> 0:22:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Saint Pierre and Miguelian Michellan never heard of that. Turks

0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:58.719
<v Speaker 2>and Caicos, Faroe Islands, Nicaragua, Paraguay, United States, Bosnia and Herzegovia, Egypt,

0:22:58.720 --> 0:23:02.199
<v Speaker 2>European Union, Israel and New Zealand. So not Germany, not England.

0:23:02.320 --> 0:23:09.200
<v Speaker 2>What's the European Union. They're what you said, European Union. Yeah,

0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:12.360
<v Speaker 2>that's all that's Oh wait a minute, maybe that does

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<v Speaker 2>include Germany. Ah well, let me see when they change it.

0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:19.320
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, so there you go. You said European said it,

0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:21.040
<v Speaker 2>but they still aren't changing the time of the game

0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:24.359
<v Speaker 2>is my point? Doesn't the game play? No, but you

0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:25.000
<v Speaker 2>will feel no.

0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:27.879
<v Speaker 3>But now you'll feel refreshed, and now the extra hour

0:23:27.920 --> 0:23:28.520
<v Speaker 3>will matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Slices. No, I'm looking out.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you clog up our talkbacks with this wonderful

0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:36.800
<v Speaker 3>topic which is going to go on for which I

0:23:36.840 --> 0:23:40.639
<v Speaker 3>can already feel for five more episodes. Hook us up

0:23:40.880 --> 0:23:44.520
<v Speaker 3>with a talkback. I'm telling you you're wrong. If you

0:23:44.720 --> 0:23:47.080
<v Speaker 3>are wrong, If the European Union is part of the

0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 3>time change, then you will feel refreshed and you.

0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Will have happy union. European Union changes their clocks on

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<v Speaker 2>October first, so it doesn't effect. Doesn't effect okay, doesn't

0:23:58.680 --> 0:24:00.439
<v Speaker 2>affect Slices. You don't need to do anything. All right,

0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm tired. Can we go home? You should get lost

0:24:04.320 --> 0:24:10.399
<v Speaker 2>an hour asleep because the daylight saving, I mean, that

0:24:10.480 --> 0:24:15.800
<v Speaker 2>wore me out. I can't stand that that last, that thinking,

0:24:16.560 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 2>critical thinking did I yeah, all right, all right, well

0:24:22.320 --> 0:24:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry that occasionally have to do some critical things

0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:31.800
<v Speaker 2>made my brain hurt. You live in Hudson County, Okay.

0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:35.720
<v Speaker 2>So I was in Hudson County, oh a few days ago,

0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:43.800
<v Speaker 2>and there was a police car stopped at the intersection

0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:47.080
<v Speaker 2>going left and right, and I'm going up north south.

0:24:47.160 --> 0:24:50.399
<v Speaker 2>So let's say it was going east west, and uh,

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:53.840
<v Speaker 2>somebody went what was going through the red light? And

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:56.320
<v Speaker 2>they stopped short and they waved to the car like

0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, officer, I you know. They they had to backup.

0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:02.240
<v Speaker 2>They almost went through the red light. Oof. And I

0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 2>looked at the police car and it said Hudson County

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Waits and Measures. No. What is that? They're a government

0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:14.080
<v Speaker 2>agency that goes around to make sure that any official

0:25:14.119 --> 0:25:20.160
<v Speaker 2>scales are accurate. H that they check scales. It doesn't matter.

0:25:20.200 --> 0:25:23.399
<v Speaker 2>They they check scales like a truck stops at places

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:26.160
<v Speaker 2>that that sell things by the pound, like official places.

0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:30.760
<v Speaker 2>But they're not going into the Delian Way making sure

0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:34.120
<v Speaker 2>the cull cut machine is calibrated. It's a white it's

0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:35.960
<v Speaker 2>a white car with a blue stripe and it said

0:25:36.000 --> 0:25:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Hudson County Waits and Measures. But it looks like a

0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:40.400
<v Speaker 2>police card. It lights on it. Oh, that's awesome, that's

0:25:40.560 --> 0:25:44.520
<v Speaker 2>but the postal the postal police scares the ship out

0:25:44.560 --> 0:25:45.560
<v Speaker 2>of you.

0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:48.439
<v Speaker 3>The postal police. Also, they're not cops. They're not and

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 3>nothing to do. They don't have badges, they don't have guns.

0:25:51.280 --> 0:25:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Right, but people like pull over, they slow down on

0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:54.000
<v Speaker 2>the highway and like that.

0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:56.119
<v Speaker 3>Oh, for the for the postal for the postal police,

0:25:56.119 --> 0:26:01.720
<v Speaker 3>someone are gonna pull you over and write your letter. Hey,

0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:04.000
<v Speaker 3>put a stamp on your license. I still want to know,

0:26:04.040 --> 0:26:06.840
<v Speaker 3>now what these what the weights and measures people? What

0:26:06.880 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 3>do they investigate? What do they you know? What's to

0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:13.240
<v Speaker 3>tell you? I looked it up previously. I'll look it

0:26:13.320 --> 0:26:14.280
<v Speaker 3>up again. Hold on a second.

0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:19.240
<v Speaker 2>It's like one of those old timey things. No, no, no, no, no, no,

0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Hudson County Weights and Measures. Mh. They can't be more

0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:26.919
<v Speaker 2>of one of those in the county. Uh. The office

0:26:26.920 --> 0:26:30.440
<v Speaker 2>is responsible for enforcing pricing rules. Responding to price gouge

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:36.000
<v Speaker 2>and complaints. Oh all right, hold on, let me see

0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:39.560
<v Speaker 2>what else Alon Weights and Measures on Office of Weights

0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:43.159
<v Speaker 2>and Measures. Here it is, here we go. I'll tell

0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 2>you right now what it says, hold on Hudson County

0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:51.000
<v Speaker 2>to protect consumers, front on scrupulous business practices and maintain

0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:54.239
<v Speaker 2>equity in the marketplace. Consumers can rest assured. Blah bah

0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:59.920
<v Speaker 2>blah uh yeah they check here we go. Inspects all

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:04.280
<v Speaker 2>commercially used devices from prescription pharmacy, bounces the large capacity

0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:07.440
<v Speaker 2>truck sales that a petition. The office is responsible for

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:12.440
<v Speaker 2>testing fuel meters at gas stations, airplane fueled trucks located

0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:16.919
<v Speaker 2>in their laser guns. Radar tuning forks were used for

0:27:17.000 --> 0:27:21.920
<v Speaker 2>speed enforcement. So yeah, anything to do with weights, anything

0:27:21.960 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 2>that measures, they could check it. Like so like all

0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:26.640
<v Speaker 2>the speed guys with the speed guns, all the cops

0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:29.199
<v Speaker 2>they got to check their guns. So weights and they

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:32.640
<v Speaker 2>can't give you a ticket though, So don't don't worry

0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 2>about when you see them. You have to slow down. Yeah. Yeah,

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 2>people were like freaking out and my and my ways,

0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:43.240
<v Speaker 2>my ways said there was a police car there. There

0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:46.159
<v Speaker 2>was it. Weights and Measures was parked on the corner

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:48.560
<v Speaker 2>like it was double pot. I've gotten sighted down before.

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:53.119
<v Speaker 2>I definitely yes, you did by me. Yeah, yeah, I

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 2>thought that you because you you you drive a car

0:27:55.880 --> 0:27:59.359
<v Speaker 2>that looked like it's a Chevy. No, you think I

0:27:59.440 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 2>drive a Chevy. You drive a Chevrolet? What? No? What

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean?

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:05.680
<v Speaker 3>You know you've been in my car. We've talked about

0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 3>my car endless times, right out of the slices. You know,

0:28:08.920 --> 0:28:12.119
<v Speaker 3>you drive a charger. But it's like, has that look

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:13.520
<v Speaker 3>that Dodge has that look.

0:28:13.880 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 2>But police cars are Dodge chargers, American made cars. And

0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, ah, I'm like, well my god, I'm like

0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:25.800
<v Speaker 2>what is this and it's black car. Yeah, but police

0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:27.679
<v Speaker 2>cars are actually the same car. It's not like an

0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:29.880
<v Speaker 2>American thing. It's not like it looks like other car

0:28:30.119 --> 0:28:33.959
<v Speaker 2>chargers or police cars. So one day we're pulling out

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 2>of the garage when we work downtown together and Scary

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:41.280
<v Speaker 2>made the turn, made the light, and I was behind

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:43.520
<v Speaker 2>him and I didn't make the light. And then he

0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:46.840
<v Speaker 2>turned right on the side street. I made the I

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 2>made the turn, and then I made another turn. I

0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:51.400
<v Speaker 2>came on the turn pretty quickly. He saw my car

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:53.200
<v Speaker 2>fly around the turn. He thought he did something wrong.

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:56.480
<v Speaker 2>He pulled over, like, what are you doing? He goes, oh,

0:28:56.480 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were a cop. I was behind him

0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:04.320
<v Speaker 2>at the stops two blocks ago. Scary Jones ladies and

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 2>gentlemen got pulled over by his friend in a car

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 2>that's all black with no lights on. I see that.

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:11.000
<v Speaker 2>I get a little suss. But once you saw the

0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:13.040
<v Speaker 2>car three minutes ago when we were talking and I

0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 2>got into it, I have listen, We've all been fooled before.

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:20.280
<v Speaker 3>Also, when you see a police van, are they gonna

0:29:20.280 --> 0:29:22.640
<v Speaker 3>pull you over? A lot of people say no, because

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:26.720
<v Speaker 3>it's for different purposes. I've seen official police vans.

0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:30.400
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, hey, that's more transport. I think so too.

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 3>But there are cars that will, you know, refuse to

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 3>go ahead of it, or try it outrun it, or

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 3>do something weird.

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:38.800
<v Speaker 2>In front of it, because they can still call your

0:29:38.840 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 2>plate into the car that the police car up ahead.

0:29:42.280 --> 0:29:44.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they can pull you over. But they're not

0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 2>catching me in my charger though, So if they don't

0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:51.920
<v Speaker 2>see the license plate, I'm gone dune. Yeah, van, I

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:54.040
<v Speaker 2>know there's vans with big engines. I know slcenes.

0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:56.400
<v Speaker 3>I know, yeah, but they don't. You don't really see

0:29:56.400 --> 0:29:58.880
<v Speaker 3>that you don't see or the police on the scooter.

0:29:59.240 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 2>They're not chasing. No.

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:06.239
<v Speaker 3>My father was like, scooter scooter cop parking enforcement. That

0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:08.560
<v Speaker 3>doesn't bother you. Right, you're not you're not, You're not

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:10.960
<v Speaker 3>like deterred by Well, if I'm moving, how they're gonna

0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:13.440
<v Speaker 3>catch me. They're parking. I'm not parking. If I'm doing

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 3>ninety and a thirty, that's not parking. Yeah, there's the

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 3>single person police vehicles with.

0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:23.440
<v Speaker 2>The big box behind it, the big storage box y

0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:26.000
<v Speaker 2>the storage. And then I catch them and they call again.

0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 2>They can call in for backup, they can call ahead.

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:30.760
<v Speaker 2>I guess. Uh, we got a guy in a car

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 2>that looks like a Chevy card and scary, but it's

0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:37.800
<v Speaker 2>really a dodge charge. Yeah, pretty much. You laugh, You

0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 2>do it? Hey, Speaking of driving and and and and

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:46.320
<v Speaker 2>people getting pulled over, I came to Uh. I was

0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 2>second in line behind a h a small SUV, and

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 2>I had a lot of bumper stickers on the back.

0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:56.120
<v Speaker 2>There was a lot of bumper stickers. You don't, I

0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:58.320
<v Speaker 2>don't read them. You read them. I do it all

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:00.480
<v Speaker 2>the bumper stick I sure do. If you stopped at

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 2>a red light, you might read a bumper sticker correct,

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:05.800
<v Speaker 2>But if you're at a if you're at a a

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:08.160
<v Speaker 2>stop sign or a red light in New Jersey, I

0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 2>was today. I was stopped today. But there's no right

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 2>turn on red in Staaten Island, so when it's a

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 2>red light, you're stuck right. Yeah, what anything good on

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 2>the bumper stickers? Anything funny?

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:19.080
<v Speaker 3>It was just yeah, it was stopped at a red light,

0:31:19.120 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 3>and the bumper sticker in front of me said Trump.

0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:26.400
<v Speaker 2>I was just Allen. That makes sense. He's very popular there.

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 2>But look funny about it? No, I mean, it was

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.760
<v Speaker 2>just no. The bumper stickers that I that I see.

0:31:32.000 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 2>You're talking about the smart ass ones that have well,

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:38.160
<v Speaker 2>is it funny, it's clever, it's rude. Nothing. If you

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:42.040
<v Speaker 2>could read this, you're too clu Anyway, My point is

0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 2>I got behind this car and I don't know it

0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:45.800
<v Speaker 2>had a bunch of bumper stickers on the trunk. But

0:31:45.840 --> 0:31:47.959
<v Speaker 2>in New Jersey it's right turn on red. So if

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:49.640
<v Speaker 2>you're second in the car in front of you stops

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 2>at the red light and it's and there's no cause coming,

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 2>you expect them to turn. I've talked about this, yes

0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 2>you have. So the car is sitting there so I

0:31:57.480 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 2>beeped the horn. They don't move. I'm in a hurry.

0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>I beat the horn again. The driver gets out and

0:32:03.640 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 2>he says, hey, read the bumper sticker. He is, look

0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>at a bumper sticker. It's a student driver in the car.

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:12.600
<v Speaker 2>The guy got out the passenger side. So I said,

0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:15.560
<v Speaker 2>I was best friend's ride. Yeah, trying to holler at

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:18.960
<v Speaker 2>you holler at me? He did so, I said, so

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 2>ill I rolled on me win and I go, I'm

0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:25.840
<v Speaker 2>not reading bumper stickers. You got ten bumper stickers on there. Well,

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 2>am I gonna go looking for the one that is

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 2>a student driver? How about you teach the kid how

0:32:30.280 --> 0:32:33.440
<v Speaker 2>to make it right on red? He wasn't very happy

0:32:33.480 --> 0:32:34.840
<v Speaker 2>with me, got in the car and they sat there

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 2>at the red light till it changed. Wow, if you're

0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 2>a student driver, have one big bumper sticker with like

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:44.600
<v Speaker 2>red lines on it that says student driver. Have something

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:47.440
<v Speaker 2>on the window student driver that I can't listen. If

0:32:47.480 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 2>you're a student driver, I get it. We've all been there.

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:52.240
<v Speaker 2>I was a student driver. Scared of student my kids

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 2>with student drivers. Yeah, nothing but respect for student drivers.

0:32:56.080 --> 0:32:58.880
<v Speaker 2>But don't expect me to read all your bumper stickers

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:05.440
<v Speaker 2>I bring for deer. I love camping, you know, coexist.

0:33:06.040 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 2>I can't read all your bumper stickers. Just give me

0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 2>one that says student driver, and I'll be like, oh,

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:15.840
<v Speaker 2>student driver, no problem, I'll wait. Am I wrong? No,

0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:19.640
<v Speaker 2>you're not wrong. You're not wrong, Thank you, thank you.

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:22.840
<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't even like it was the top left

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:24.720
<v Speaker 2>corner the way it was in the middle, mixed in

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:29.440
<v Speaker 2>the things that noy the fun out of you. Man.

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:33.320
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say, you want to know. I saw a

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:34.720
<v Speaker 2>bumper stick on my way to pick up ball the

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:37.240
<v Speaker 2>other day and it said, well, don't blow your horn

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:41.040
<v Speaker 2>at me. I left on time, did it really? And yeah?

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:43.080
<v Speaker 2>And that's when it dawned on me. That's why I

0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:45.360
<v Speaker 2>get aggravated because I leave because I leave at the

0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:48.440
<v Speaker 2>exact moment, so if anything happens, that's smart.

0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 3>I love that. That's amazing. See that's a bumper sticker

0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 3>that I'd put on my cohen.

0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:56.959
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't. I I don't trust the bumper stick Let

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 2>me tell you something. Would I always leave? I'm not

0:33:59.320 --> 0:33:59.800
<v Speaker 2>good at leaving.

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 3>And that was that was the next thing I was

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 3>gonna say, is really right?

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:08.640
<v Speaker 3>But do people even put bumper stickers on their cars.

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:10.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean I see them here and there, but I

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:12.719
<v Speaker 3>don't see them as much as they used to. I mean,

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:14.759
<v Speaker 3>a lot of cars are leases. You don't want to

0:34:14.800 --> 0:34:16.360
<v Speaker 3>have to scrape that fucking thing off.

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:20.239
<v Speaker 2>I've never put a bumper sticker on on any of

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 2>my car. I put things in the window because you

0:34:24.160 --> 0:34:26.200
<v Speaker 2>can't get them off. It takes a certain kind of

0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:28.280
<v Speaker 2>person to even put a bumper sticker on a car.

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I think it depends on the kind of car you

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:32.479
<v Speaker 2>have and how old it is, and if you're covering

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:35.520
<v Speaker 2>up a dem if it's an old GALOPPI I'm sure,

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:38.360
<v Speaker 2>but not a jaloppy. But look, if you have a

0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 2>mini van, I'm just trying to think. I don't magnets.

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:45.520
<v Speaker 2>My wife always put magnets on the cart. My daughter

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:48.239
<v Speaker 2>is a gymnast, magnet stuff like that. The school they

0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:50.480
<v Speaker 2>went to, which I was, I was like, no, and

0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:52.920
<v Speaker 2>so I never did that. But you know what, my

0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:57.240
<v Speaker 2>Dodg's charger saved me because the trunk is a giant

0:34:57.280 --> 0:35:00.319
<v Speaker 2>tail light that goes across the whole trunk. Okay, and

0:35:00.360 --> 0:35:03.279
<v Speaker 2>the magnets never fit because they were taller than the

0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:05.759
<v Speaker 2>space left on the truck. Ah, so your daughters could

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:07.799
<v Speaker 2>never put a magnet on the car. They go right

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 2>to day. Want you put a magnet on the car?

0:35:09.680 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 2>I'd love to. It would be great because fit doesn't fit.

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Also doesn't fit with the motif of my Dodge charger.

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 2>But no, so you know, so I would put something

0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 2>in the window. Not a problem. But as far as

0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:21.160
<v Speaker 2>like magnets and bump there was never any right and

0:35:21.239 --> 0:35:22.000
<v Speaker 2>people yelling.

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:24.680
<v Speaker 3>At me because I had the audacity to put a

0:35:24.719 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 3>front license plate on my car. I have a BMW

0:35:28.120 --> 0:35:30.400
<v Speaker 3>and it's all grill and it's.

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 2>Right, and then there's that hole, and they're like, wow,

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:36.400
<v Speaker 2>that's blasphemy, that's how could you do that? And I'm like,

0:35:36.600 --> 0:35:37.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:35:37.160 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to get a fucking ticket, because in

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.799
<v Speaker 3>the state of New Jersey or New York, you need

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:43.800
<v Speaker 3>a front you need a front license plate. And I

0:35:43.880 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 3>know there's some people listening in other states right now

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 3>where it's not mandatory and most people just have a

0:35:48.880 --> 0:35:49.960
<v Speaker 3>backplate and that's it.

0:35:51.080 --> 0:35:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Not in New York. In New Jersey, so too many

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:55.799
<v Speaker 2>cars here, too many accidents, and you need to have

0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:57.480
<v Speaker 2>to make sure the cameras pick up the front in

0:35:57.480 --> 0:36:00.920
<v Speaker 2>the back of the car. Plus he passed holes. Read

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:04.359
<v Speaker 2>the front license plate, don't they Yes, the back, it's

0:36:04.400 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 2>the back, man, it's the back. Always stayed the picture

0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:08.120
<v Speaker 2>of the back. But I had to take a rivet

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:10.600
<v Speaker 2>gun and I had to poke holes in the FIA

0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:14.560
<v Speaker 2>my charger because it because it's a rubber bumper, not

0:36:14.560 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 2>not a baby a baby bumperk No, So I had

0:36:18.800 --> 0:36:21.040
<v Speaker 2>to listen. It was the first two days I had

0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 2>the car, or the first month. When you have the

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:26.279
<v Speaker 2>temporary license, it's in the window, you're fine. But once

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 2>those plates arrived, I was like, oh, I got to

0:36:28.600 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 2>put a yellow. The New Jersey has the worst plates,

0:36:30.760 --> 0:36:34.680
<v Speaker 2>we really do. They're yellow at black lettering awful and

0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 2>and like it's terrible. Like even the Garden State Parkway

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:40.840
<v Speaker 2>logo is green. You couldn't make the plates green. Yellow

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:44.600
<v Speaker 2>is just awful. What an awful color? Yellow sucks? I mean,

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:47.480
<v Speaker 2>New York has red, white and blue. They've had Statue

0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 2>of Liberties, Empire state buildings, they've had orange and blue,

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 2>because you know, New York is orange and blue. Those

0:36:53.520 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 2>are the colors in New York. But New Jersey is

0:36:55.520 --> 0:36:57.640
<v Speaker 2>the Garden State. And I'm like, why yellow? Then make

0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:00.720
<v Speaker 2>it green. When I was a kid, the license plates

0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 2>in New Jersey were blue and yellow. They were blue

0:37:04.000 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 2>and yellow. Yeah, they were like royal blue or but

0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:12.400
<v Speaker 2>even that was cooler than this. Yeah, terrible yellow. Awful.

0:37:13.040 --> 0:37:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Who do I have to vote for to get you

0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:16.960
<v Speaker 2>to get non yellow plates? I have to call. I'll

0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:19.480
<v Speaker 2>call anybody. These are the things that bother you in

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 2>a daily day. Bother you. You brought it up. I had

0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 2>holes of my dodge charge. I won't know. I had

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:25.880
<v Speaker 2>not about the color of the goddamn plate though, I

0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:28.120
<v Speaker 2>don't care. I hate it. The only thing is the

0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 2>yellow and black plates. This motif is not doesn't go

0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 2>with my beamur It's motif yellow blacks and go with

0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:38.360
<v Speaker 2>your your blue car. I have a black car, so

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:40.600
<v Speaker 2>it goes with it. You know what I'm talking about.

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Florida has an orange on it. It's colorful. It's like

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:48.879
<v Speaker 2>Florida looking colors. You know, it's a teal or green whatever.

0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 2>It's a pretty looking there's like, yeah, some states have

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:57.279
<v Speaker 2>great looking plates New Jersey, but Philly has the keystone.

0:37:57.280 --> 0:37:59.759
<v Speaker 2>Philly's orange and blue also, isn't it? Yeah? It was

0:37:59.800 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 2>for while I don't know color it is now, but

0:38:01.160 --> 0:38:03.840
<v Speaker 2>it was orange and blue right all right? So what

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 2>else is? What else is going on? Oh? I didn't

0:38:07.160 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 2>talk about Veterans Day? Can I mention that real quick?

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 2>I just want to It was a big deal. It

0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:15.280
<v Speaker 2>was a huge deal. Did I mention it on the podcast?

0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:17.799
<v Speaker 2>And my dad was going that I got my dad

0:38:17.920 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 2>and I do not remember that my dad and his

0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 2>friends because of the Wounded Warriors Project, Uh, they got

0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:28.480
<v Speaker 2>to and they got invited onto what was going to

0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:32.799
<v Speaker 2>be the Wounded Warriors Project float in the parade through me,

0:38:33.560 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 2>and I thought it was awesome, but they were like,

0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:39.719
<v Speaker 2>we want to upgrade your dad, and we want to

0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:44.319
<v Speaker 2>actually put your dad and his friends VIP style in

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:47.520
<v Speaker 2>a military vehicle that was actually in combat in the

0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:52.120
<v Speaker 2>Korean War, the back of a truck which had like

0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 2>a machine gun in it. Like obviously no, AMMO, but

0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 2>my fu so my father and is you know who

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 2>served in Vietnam in the Navy along with his friend

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:08.399
<v Speaker 2>Harold and Mike Dippolato and these guys. Nick given shout

0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:10.759
<v Speaker 2>outs to his friend's names like their sponsors, well the

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Nikki you know, more Italians, you know, Pysons. They were

0:39:14.160 --> 0:39:16.840
<v Speaker 2>all the Python Fest lessons. They all basically, you know,

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:19.160
<v Speaker 2>they all worked. You know, they've all, i'm sorry, served

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 2>our country veterans. Right. So my dad, you know, I didn't.

0:39:25.120 --> 0:39:27.399
<v Speaker 3>I was marching in the parade and I was three

0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:30.080
<v Speaker 3>minutes ahead of him, and I'm like the whole time,

0:39:30.120 --> 0:39:34.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I wonder how he fared. There were twenty

0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:35.680
<v Speaker 3>thousand people out there that day.

0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 2>There were signs, there were signs of people thank you,

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 2>thank you for your services.

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:45.279
<v Speaker 3>They were I saw people crying in the crowd. Yeah,

0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 3>it was. It was really touching. I had never really

0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 3>been there to the veterans dy parade. When I got

0:39:50.680 --> 0:39:52.719
<v Speaker 3>to the end of the parade, I'm like, let me

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 3>double back here and stand in the street and wait

0:39:55.080 --> 0:39:59.320
<v Speaker 3>for my father's vehicle to come by. And I'm thinking

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:01.080
<v Speaker 3>they would just go to be four bumps on the

0:40:01.120 --> 0:40:02.400
<v Speaker 3>log just enjoying the ride.

0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:07.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, my father and his three friends were standing up,

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:12.239
<v Speaker 2>waving like the queen, waving back and forth. Yeah, at

0:40:12.280 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 2>the top, right behind the camp of the truck.

0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they were in the back of All four of

0:40:15.480 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 3>them were standing up and they were greeting the crowd.

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:21.200
<v Speaker 3>The crowds was screaming at them, and then afterwards I

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:24.839
<v Speaker 3>took them for a steak dinner at Del Frisco.

0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:27.800
<v Speaker 2>And we're all while sitting down and we're all eating

0:40:27.840 --> 0:40:32.000
<v Speaker 2>and they, you know, they couldn't believe it. They were like, Wow,

0:40:32.800 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 2>why didn't you bring Brody for the steak dinner. I

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:38.239
<v Speaker 2>knew you were gonna I knew you were gonna say that,

0:40:38.600 --> 0:40:42.840
<v Speaker 2>but no, they've never experienced that love before, they feel.

0:40:43.000 --> 0:40:45.799
<v Speaker 3>My father thought first of all, that there wasn't He says,

0:40:45.840 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 3>I thought people forgot about the Veterans Day parade. I

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 3>thought I didn't think I thought there was gonna be like,

0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:50.839
<v Speaker 3>you know, twenty people out here.

0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:53.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, no way, he goes he couldn't believe. He

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 2>was beside himself.

0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:58.480
<v Speaker 3>He says it was the most one of the most

0:40:58.880 --> 0:41:01.799
<v Speaker 3>exhilarating things he's done on his life. And to be

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:04.640
<v Speaker 3>honored like that all these years later, I must have

0:41:04.680 --> 0:41:07.360
<v Speaker 3>felt so good for these guys to be like, Wow,

0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:11.239
<v Speaker 3>that's pretty damn cool that people remember us. So yeah,

0:41:11.320 --> 0:41:13.279
<v Speaker 3>it was a it was a moment I was in

0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:13.800
<v Speaker 3>my fields.

0:41:14.360 --> 0:41:17.000
<v Speaker 2>The video was awesome watching your dad and his friends waving.

0:41:17.320 --> 0:41:19.799
<v Speaker 2>It looked like like you during the Puerto Rican Day

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 2>parade or any of the many parades we've been on

0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:24.759
<v Speaker 2>floats like that's how that's how we got treated for

0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:28.400
<v Speaker 2>being in radio. They did something real, like they served

0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:31.800
<v Speaker 2>our country and went to war, and they deserved a parade.

0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 2>And we've been in so many parades over the years.

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:39.879
<v Speaker 2>It was nice in the parade in the in the

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:46.239
<v Speaker 2>UH playing Puerto Rico a Puerto Rico. Frankie Cutler, what

0:41:46.239 --> 0:41:48.240
<v Speaker 2>are you talking about that? The perto Rican Day parade.

0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:53.759
<v Speaker 3>Every yeah, every forty five seconds we were that's all

0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:56.400
<v Speaker 3>I did, and yell into a microphone over and over again.

0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we didn't, you know. But it's a just

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:00.319
<v Speaker 2>it's a it's a.

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 3>It's what it's the difference between us and them, right,

0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean I don't I don't feel like I need

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 3>to be honored for for doing that seeing.

0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:11.919
<v Speaker 2>The radio people, radio people, right right, right, right, yeah, right,

0:42:12.000 --> 0:42:14.760
<v Speaker 2>that's all that's alsost kind of cool. No, they deserved

0:42:14.760 --> 0:42:17.520
<v Speaker 2>the parade and and and to be thanked for for

0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:21.439
<v Speaker 2>for you know, willingly doing that. Yeah, yeah, they did.

0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 3>So they deserve their steak dinner, Brodie, They certainly did.

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:26.440
<v Speaker 3>They deserve dinner.

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. My dad was was in the army. But he uh,

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:34.799
<v Speaker 2>he served between the Korean War and the Vietnam War.

0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:38.239
<v Speaker 2>He was stationed in Germany. Uh, and he jumped out

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:42.239
<v Speaker 2>of a plane like, oh my god, like now I'm

0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:44.520
<v Speaker 2>the last person even going like certain roller coasters that

0:42:44.560 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 2>are frightening. But uh yeah, yeah, yeah, he served and

0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:51.800
<v Speaker 2>uh he never did the parade though he went to

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:54.560
<v Speaker 2>the parades. Yeah, but he never never got to ride

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 2>in a truck like that. That's very cool. He did

0:42:56.080 --> 0:42:57.800
<v Speaker 2>it for your dad. There was one there was one

0:42:57.840 --> 0:43:02.040
<v Speaker 2>guy in his his crew did not show he has

0:43:02.320 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 2>and he has two purple hearts, and he just has

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:10.919
<v Speaker 2>a negative view of military and everything. And I don't

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:15.680
<v Speaker 2>know for whatever reason, they're some people are not anyone

0:43:15.719 --> 0:43:18.160
<v Speaker 2>who knows knows that when the veterans came back from

0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:20.160
<v Speaker 2>the Vietnam War, they would not treated well by the

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 2>American public. Okay, So he was one of those. And

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I just wish he would have showed up because and

0:43:24.680 --> 0:43:27.000
<v Speaker 2>by the way, that's what Born in the USA is about.

0:43:27.400 --> 0:43:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh the song American song. Yeah, people always play that song.

0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:33.080
<v Speaker 2>They're like, yeah, they played at rallies and whatever, like

0:43:33.080 --> 0:43:36.600
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah America. Listen to the lyrics. Yeah, Well, it's

0:43:36.600 --> 0:43:39.400
<v Speaker 2>really it's really about how badly retreated the troops. A

0:43:39.400 --> 0:43:40.920
<v Speaker 2>lot of it is about that. It's not a pro

0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 2>necessarily American song. Wow, but yeah, they were not treated well.

0:43:45.200 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 3>I wanted that guy to come and see what I think.

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:51.520
<v Speaker 3>He would have had a different take today. He would

0:43:51.520 --> 0:43:53.080
<v Speaker 3>have gotten his flowers, as they.

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:55.919
<v Speaker 2>Say, but he did not show. So yep and listen.

0:43:55.960 --> 0:43:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to make this too serious of a podcast,

0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:04.200
<v Speaker 2>but it's nice that people listen. If you whoever disagreed

0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:07.799
<v Speaker 2>with that war, don't disagree with the people that went right,

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:10.480
<v Speaker 2>like disagree to people. But at the time, they took

0:44:10.560 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 2>their anger about the war out on the soldiers and

0:44:13.719 --> 0:44:14.800
<v Speaker 2>the people in the military.

0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:17.480
<v Speaker 3>See that happening, I can't see, I mean, because I don't.

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:20.200
<v Speaker 3>We didn't live that. I mean, it was a different generation,

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:23.480
<v Speaker 3>but it was a generation it was anti guys. You

0:44:23.480 --> 0:44:24.560
<v Speaker 3>got to read, you can do the research.

0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:25.840
<v Speaker 2>And I don't want to be wrong. You know, if

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:27.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm a little off, you don't have to correct me.

0:44:27.680 --> 0:44:31.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing my best. But there was a ground swell

0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:33.719
<v Speaker 2>of people that did not want us to be in

0:44:33.760 --> 0:44:36.400
<v Speaker 2>that war. They didn't think we should be involved, and

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:38.440
<v Speaker 2>they didn't think it was just and they heard stories

0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:41.520
<v Speaker 2>about awful things that were being done. And so when listen,

0:44:41.600 --> 0:44:43.840
<v Speaker 2>when World War Two ended, those people came home as heroes,

0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:46.759
<v Speaker 2>they liberated the world or whatever. But the Korean War

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:50.360
<v Speaker 2>and the Vietnam War, they were not treated as well.

0:44:50.560 --> 0:44:54.480
<v Speaker 2>And it's nice that they're being treated as the troops.

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:56.440
<v Speaker 2>They don't make policy, they're doing what they can to

0:44:56.520 --> 0:44:58.720
<v Speaker 2>defend the country. They follow waters and blah blah blah.

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:01.600
<v Speaker 2>That being said back to the fund in the podcast,

0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:03.960
<v Speaker 2>But nothing but respect for the military, those who have

0:45:04.000 --> 0:45:06.400
<v Speaker 2>served in those who let their family members serve and

0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:08.399
<v Speaker 2>stayed home so they could serve. Thank you for tying

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:11.480
<v Speaker 2>that up into a nice bow. David Brodie. Yeah, I'm

0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:13.440
<v Speaker 2>the son of a man who served as a in

0:45:13.480 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 2>the military and as a police officer. I understand service,

0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:20.840
<v Speaker 2>son of a bitch, from the time my dad was eighteen.

0:45:20.880 --> 0:45:23.000
<v Speaker 2>For most of his life he served the country and

0:45:23.080 --> 0:45:27.480
<v Speaker 2>the public public servant, and I used to do prank

0:45:27.480 --> 0:45:29.880
<v Speaker 2>phone calls and write song parties. So we salute you.

0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:38.800
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it would not be a complete episode

0:45:38.840 --> 0:45:40.759
<v Speaker 2>if I didn't have a pickleball story. And I have

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:45.960
<v Speaker 2>to say, I am getting so much feedback on social media.

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:49.440
<v Speaker 2>We have so many pickleball players who listen to us

0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:52.640
<v Speaker 2>all the time. Really yeah, they're like, oh my god.

0:45:52.640 --> 0:45:54.920
<v Speaker 2>They send me videos. Now did you see this?

0:45:55.520 --> 0:45:58.839
<v Speaker 3>If I don't know, I feel like I documented it.

0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 3>I chronicled it on this podcast two or three years ago.

0:46:03.880 --> 0:46:06.600
<v Speaker 3>When I played pickleball and you all made fun of me.

0:46:06.640 --> 0:46:08.120
<v Speaker 3>I think you made fun of me. The Big Show

0:46:08.160 --> 0:46:11.800
<v Speaker 3>made fun of me, and they're like, pickleball, what's that meaning?

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 3>Like it was, it hadn't really broken out as a

0:46:15.800 --> 0:46:19.480
<v Speaker 3>national thing. It was still being played primarily in Florida,

0:46:19.840 --> 0:46:24.640
<v Speaker 3>and I had gone to Delray Beach and I talked

0:46:24.640 --> 0:46:29.120
<v Speaker 3>about my experiences playing pickleball, and I believe Slices backed

0:46:29.160 --> 0:46:29.600
<v Speaker 3>me up here.

0:46:29.640 --> 0:46:32.320
<v Speaker 2>I believe Bertie Men. I remember the conversation.

0:46:31.960 --> 0:46:34.320
<v Speaker 3>Saying it wasn't a real saying it wasn't a real sport.

0:46:34.640 --> 0:46:36.520
<v Speaker 3>They're like, wait a second, so it's like tennis but

0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:37.600
<v Speaker 3>not you don't have to.

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:40.480
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to move very much. And I'm like, yeah,

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 2>it's basically so.

0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:46.719
<v Speaker 3>And somebody called me out and I'm like, yeah, what

0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:47.600
<v Speaker 3>was the show?

0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:49.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember, Like I may have, I don't know.

0:46:49.400 --> 0:46:51.919
<v Speaker 2>I pick on you. So I don't remember, I will

0:46:51.920 --> 0:46:54.440
<v Speaker 2>tell you. I busted my ass. What's today? Recording this?

0:46:54.520 --> 0:46:58.040
<v Speaker 2>On Friday Wednesday, I played and I busted my ass.

0:46:58.400 --> 0:47:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I had a so I'm in a certain level. And

0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:04.080
<v Speaker 2>then so when when you play this is usually a

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:08.680
<v Speaker 2>range like oh, two seven five to three, right, and

0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:10.360
<v Speaker 2>so when you when you play two seven, five to

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.960
<v Speaker 2>three this, I played with the person who had just

0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 2>become two seven to five, but I'm at three. So

0:47:19.040 --> 0:47:21.680
<v Speaker 2>the other people I was playing with were three. So

0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:22.879
<v Speaker 2>she was like, I don't know if I can play

0:47:22.880 --> 0:47:24.800
<v Speaker 2>with you guys, I don't know what is the reason.

0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.719
<v Speaker 2>It's a rating system. It means you were a certain

0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:35.280
<v Speaker 2>sah two and up to three. You start basically at two. Okay. Anyway,

0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:39.120
<v Speaker 2>so balls were getting past her and I'm on the

0:47:39.200 --> 0:47:42.719
<v Speaker 2>left side. I ran all the way to the left

0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:44.640
<v Speaker 2>in the corner and hit a ball over the net,

0:47:44.640 --> 0:47:46.319
<v Speaker 2>and then was running back to the middle to get

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 2>my spot back, and then a ball got past her.

0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:50.279
<v Speaker 2>I kept running and went all the way to the

0:47:50.360 --> 0:47:52.920
<v Speaker 2>right side and lunged and got the ball back. At

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:55.560
<v Speaker 2>that point, she's supposed to switch and cover the left side,

0:47:55.680 --> 0:47:57.320
<v Speaker 2>but she didn't know to do that. So she stayed

0:47:57.320 --> 0:47:58.799
<v Speaker 2>on the right side. So then a ball got hit

0:47:58.800 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 2>to where I used to be on the left side,

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:01.600
<v Speaker 2>and I had to fly back to the other side and

0:48:01.880 --> 0:48:04.080
<v Speaker 2>and and lunge and just get the bulb. So I

0:48:04.200 --> 0:48:06.800
<v Speaker 2>ran all over the place to cover for her, because

0:48:06.800 --> 0:48:11.480
<v Speaker 2>there's certain rules, not strategy. If your partner comes goes

0:48:11.520 --> 0:48:12.799
<v Speaker 2>all the way to one side, you have to move

0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:15.560
<v Speaker 2>to the middle to Okay, sure she didn't do that.

0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:17.560
<v Speaker 2>So I was running back and forth like a maniac.

0:48:17.800 --> 0:48:19.480
<v Speaker 2>So if you think that pickle ball doesn't evolve a

0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:21.319
<v Speaker 2>lot of running, oh it does. It can. It can

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:23.680
<v Speaker 2>involve a lot of running. I did a lot of run.

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:26.319
<v Speaker 2>If the other part, if your partner doesn't do their share,

0:48:26.480 --> 0:48:29.200
<v Speaker 2>it can well if they don't know that to move

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 2>the way you're supposed to move when your two people

0:48:31.080 --> 0:48:33.520
<v Speaker 2>on a court. In otherwords, if I go behind her

0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:36.319
<v Speaker 2>to hit a ball that was over her head, then

0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:38.040
<v Speaker 2>you got she's got to move to the left side

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:41.120
<v Speaker 2>and switch. And I yelled switch. But she didn't know

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:44.759
<v Speaker 2>what that meant. But she should have known what that meant,

0:48:44.760 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 2>because by that point in two seven five, you should

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 2>know to switch. My point is there's a lot of running.

0:48:49.080 --> 0:48:54.520
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, a Sunday or Monday of last week, I

0:48:54.560 --> 0:48:56.360
<v Speaker 2>played with my my At the time, I was you

0:48:56.400 --> 0:49:02.040
<v Speaker 2>know what, I just got bumped to three On Sunday,

0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I got reevaluated. So I played last Friday and I

0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:08.880
<v Speaker 2>was still a two seven five. So I finished up

0:49:08.920 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 2>with my two seven five team. Two hours I played,

0:49:12.320 --> 0:49:14.600
<v Speaker 2>and as I'm leaving this this this guy comes over

0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:20.279
<v Speaker 2>to me and he says, hey, excuse me, are you

0:49:20.400 --> 0:49:23.160
<v Speaker 2>just coming in? Are you leaving? So I said, well,

0:49:23.880 --> 0:49:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I just played, I'm leaving. My two hours is done.

0:49:26.680 --> 0:49:30.080
<v Speaker 2>He says, well, we only got three players here. Somebody canceled.

0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:34.840
<v Speaker 2>He goes, you want to fill in? So I said yeah, sure,

0:49:35.920 --> 0:49:39.080
<v Speaker 2>So I said what ranking are you guys? He says

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:43.799
<v Speaker 2>three two five. Oh, so I know I can hang

0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:46.319
<v Speaker 2>with them. So I go, oh, well I'm two seven five.

0:49:46.400 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 2>That's great, So as long as you know you're fine

0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:51.479
<v Speaker 2>with that. He goes three seven five, Ah, we'll try

0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:55.000
<v Speaker 2>to keep up with you, my friend. So I said no, no, no,

0:49:55.280 --> 0:49:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I said two seven five, not three seven five, And

0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:01.840
<v Speaker 2>he goes the on his face scary. He just his

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:04.479
<v Speaker 2>face dropped because he thought I was three seven five.

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:07.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm two seven five at that time, and he goes, oh,

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:10.839
<v Speaker 2>all right, are you Then he goes, are you Are

0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 2>you a bash guy? You look like a bash guy.

0:50:12.719 --> 0:50:16.160
<v Speaker 2>What a bash guy is the kind of guy who

0:50:16.280 --> 0:50:19.759
<v Speaker 2>he slams everything. Every ball you could possibly slam into

0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:22.439
<v Speaker 2>the ground, you slam. But the strategy and pick a ball.

0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:24.759
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you want to just nick the ball over the net.

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:26.719
<v Speaker 2>So because of your opponents all the way back, you

0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:28.279
<v Speaker 2>just dip over the net and they can't get it

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:30.439
<v Speaker 2>because they got to run up for it. But guys

0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:32.080
<v Speaker 2>who are bashed guys, if the balls in the air,

0:50:32.080 --> 0:50:34.759
<v Speaker 2>they'll go oh boom, like they'll kill it, like you know,

0:50:35.040 --> 0:50:37.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kill them, like you know, you know what

0:50:37.000 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, he says, you look like a

0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 2>bash guy. So I said, what does a bash guy

0:50:44.560 --> 0:50:47.480
<v Speaker 2>look like? This? I said exactly and more importantly, I

0:50:47.520 --> 0:50:49.799
<v Speaker 2>only bashed when necessary, Like there are times you have

0:50:49.880 --> 0:50:53.040
<v Speaker 2>to hit the ball hard. He says, Yo, Well, don't bash,

0:50:53.120 --> 0:50:54.919
<v Speaker 2>because we have to. We have to dink and dunk.

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:59.799
<v Speaker 2>It's strategy here. Dinking dunk, Yeahkdinking is is when you

0:50:59.880 --> 0:51:02.440
<v Speaker 2>just you're you're close to the net and you softly

0:51:02.520 --> 0:51:04.279
<v Speaker 2>hit it over the net, so it drops near the

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:06.440
<v Speaker 2>net yep, and you so both sides are like them,

0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:09.600
<v Speaker 2>you're drinking and dunking. Okay, he goes, we play with

0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:12.919
<v Speaker 2>strategy at three point twenty five. Also, if a ball

0:51:13.040 --> 0:51:16.080
<v Speaker 2>is going out, I'm gonna yell at you, don't hit it.

0:51:17.760 --> 0:51:20.840
<v Speaker 2>So I said, hey man, because if the ball's flying

0:51:20.960 --> 0:51:23.280
<v Speaker 2>like really hard and fast, if you sound like a party,

0:51:23.480 --> 0:51:25.960
<v Speaker 2>sounds like I really want to play with them. No, right,

0:51:26.040 --> 0:51:28.160
<v Speaker 2>So I go, hey man, I'm two seven five. I'm

0:51:28.200 --> 0:51:31.600
<v Speaker 2>not a fool. Okay, I'm not two. I know the rules.

0:51:31.880 --> 0:51:34.600
<v Speaker 2>He goes, all right, man, try to keep up. Okay,

0:51:34.800 --> 0:51:37.440
<v Speaker 2>first of all, I fucking kept up. But this guy

0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:39.640
<v Speaker 2>I want to refer to as here we go, howie.

0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:44.560
<v Speaker 2>So every time he served, he goes, all, here we go.

0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:50.759
<v Speaker 3>He's getting ready, he's gearing up, right, That's that's how

0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 3>he starts it up.

0:51:51.600 --> 0:51:53.640
<v Speaker 2>That's how he right. There's nothing wrong with that. So

0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:55.879
<v Speaker 2>then we alternate serves right, So he loses the point.

0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Here we go, here we go. He looks at me,

0:51:57.440 --> 0:51:58.880
<v Speaker 2>he goes, he gives me like you know what, like

0:51:58.920 --> 0:52:01.319
<v Speaker 2>you wave somebody on in trap, like you go first, right,

0:52:01.440 --> 0:52:03.040
<v Speaker 2>He looks at me. He goes, here we go, Here

0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:06.239
<v Speaker 2>we go. I go, what do you like? I don't

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:07.839
<v Speaker 2>need you to say, here we go. I know it's

0:52:07.840 --> 0:52:10.799
<v Speaker 2>supposed to serve. And he said when he serves, he's

0:52:10.800 --> 0:52:13.000
<v Speaker 2>a Now he goes, here we go, he announces he's

0:52:13.040 --> 0:52:15.319
<v Speaker 2>doing it. He's like, we know you're serving. We see

0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:18.040
<v Speaker 2>your arm moving, so fuck you. Here we go, howie?

0:52:18.120 --> 0:52:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh come on? And I kept up with them. I

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 2>played just as well as the three point two fives

0:52:24.200 --> 0:52:26.239
<v Speaker 2>fucking guy. Here. We're going to tell you what. So

0:52:26.320 --> 0:52:28.040
<v Speaker 2>we played. He's like, don't hit it. It's going out

0:52:28.280 --> 0:52:29.920
<v Speaker 2>scared with a ball is ten feet over my head

0:52:29.920 --> 0:52:31.960
<v Speaker 2>and I can't reach it. You don't need to tell

0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 2>me not to hit it. I can't hit it. Fuck you.

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:38.279
<v Speaker 2>Here we go, howie, here we go, Here we go,

0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Here we go. It's all characters, man, it's all. It's all.

0:52:43.320 --> 0:52:45.600
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of nice people. I really like it. Yeah,

0:52:45.640 --> 0:52:48.080
<v Speaker 2>but within every every ten, there's one where you go,

0:52:48.640 --> 0:52:51.960
<v Speaker 2>you know. Okay, So one last thing about pickleball. When

0:52:51.960 --> 0:52:53.960
<v Speaker 2>do you tell me what you would do? Scary? Uh huh?

0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:56.319
<v Speaker 2>So remember I tell you about the woman who just

0:52:56.320 --> 0:52:58.840
<v Speaker 2>got to two seven five? Yes, So I'm playing with

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:02.120
<v Speaker 2>all threes. So when you lose, the two people at

0:53:02.160 --> 0:53:05.799
<v Speaker 2>lost move on to the to another court. Whoever ended

0:53:05.840 --> 0:53:08.640
<v Speaker 2>next you go and you split. So, uh, let's say

0:53:08.680 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 2>her name was was Susan, the girl, the girl who

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:15.000
<v Speaker 2>is new neewer Susan? And I lose why because she's new?

0:53:15.520 --> 0:53:18.280
<v Speaker 2>And we go to another court where they're supposed to split.

0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:21.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a woman and a guy, and we come over

0:53:21.800 --> 0:53:23.800
<v Speaker 2>and we we just go to whatever random side we

0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:26.959
<v Speaker 2>choose to go to. Now there's a there's a big

0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:32.399
<v Speaker 2>guy on one side and a woman on the other side. Okay, okay,

0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:36.719
<v Speaker 2>we'll call We'll call her Amy. And so when I

0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:39.319
<v Speaker 2>come on the court with Susan, who's clearly not as

0:53:39.360 --> 0:53:42.160
<v Speaker 2>good as the rest of us, she goes to stand

0:53:42.200 --> 0:53:45.279
<v Speaker 2>next to the woman Amy, and I'm like, all right,

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I'll play with the big guy. So then Amy says,

0:53:49.160 --> 0:53:54.560
<v Speaker 2>now that's not fair. Nope, this isn't gonna work. Well, who, like,

0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:57.440
<v Speaker 2>what are you talking? Who's to say? Well, apparently she is,

0:53:57.840 --> 0:54:01.839
<v Speaker 2>So she says, yeah, Susan's and you two guys are

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:04.839
<v Speaker 2>both you both good? So, uh, yeah, you guys can't

0:54:04.840 --> 0:54:08.839
<v Speaker 2>play together. I'm sorry. Ohthough, she's just judging. Did just

0:54:08.840 --> 0:54:11.799
<v Speaker 2>just calling it out arbitrarily. She's not on our level,

0:54:11.920 --> 0:54:15.280
<v Speaker 2>so it's not fair. I'm not playing with her her face.

0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:20.080
<v Speaker 3>Wow, they don't mind insulting each other that way? Huh sorry,

0:54:20.280 --> 0:54:24.160
<v Speaker 3>I mean because honestly, that's I mean, you you say

0:54:24.160 --> 0:54:26.440
<v Speaker 3>that in someone's face, it's just so insulting.

0:54:27.040 --> 0:54:31.719
<v Speaker 2>So I say, Amy, we're not here to win every game.

0:54:31.760 --> 0:54:35.200
<v Speaker 2>When I'm playing in a tournament for a trophy. I said,

0:54:35.239 --> 0:54:38.319
<v Speaker 2>Susan's good, she's good, she's fighting. No, I don't like

0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:41.719
<v Speaker 2>her serve. I saw it's not a good serve. What

0:54:42.400 --> 0:54:46.200
<v Speaker 2>caddy bitches man. So Susan's like, all right, I'll go

0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:49.839
<v Speaker 2>play with the other. Oh that's not cool. So I

0:54:49.920 --> 0:54:53.919
<v Speaker 2>got stuck playing with am so I was like, no, fuck,

0:54:53.960 --> 0:54:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, you know what. So the only option me

0:54:58.239 --> 0:55:02.880
<v Speaker 2>to play Susan again. And now you're being Braddy, So

0:55:02.920 --> 0:55:05.480
<v Speaker 2>who cares? No, I wasn't being braddy. I played with

0:55:05.480 --> 0:55:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Susan because I volunteered to play with her. She's like, no,

0:55:08.880 --> 0:55:10.560
<v Speaker 2>you and I played already David, so I have to

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:12.160
<v Speaker 2>play with I'm not gonna say the guy's name. I'm

0:55:12.200 --> 0:55:14.719
<v Speaker 2>gonna play with the big guy. So I was like, yeah,

0:55:14.719 --> 0:55:16.960
<v Speaker 2>but I just played with Susan. No, I'm not. It's

0:55:17.000 --> 0:55:23.239
<v Speaker 2>not fair, scary. You played till eleven Susan and I

0:55:23.360 --> 0:55:27.719
<v Speaker 2>won eleven seven. Wow over over. Amy has to play

0:55:27.719 --> 0:55:32.719
<v Speaker 2>with the big guy, so you never know who you're

0:55:32.719 --> 0:55:35.680
<v Speaker 2>playing with or who's gonna win. But fuck you Amy

0:55:36.560 --> 0:55:43.160
<v Speaker 2>if you see amye right, yeah, so if you see Amy,

0:55:43.680 --> 0:55:46.879
<v Speaker 2>because how fucking fucked up is that. That's like if

0:55:46.920 --> 0:55:49.800
<v Speaker 2>you're choosing sides for like a baseball game, and remember

0:55:49.880 --> 0:55:53.120
<v Speaker 2>in the playground you always choose upsides, and like, you know, scared,

0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:56.840
<v Speaker 2>you always pick lass, right, so you know what heay what?

0:55:57.000 --> 0:56:00.919
<v Speaker 2>Not all the time? Not all the time. I wasn't

0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:04.720
<v Speaker 2>picked first, but uh, you know when I played at camp,

0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:07.480
<v Speaker 2>like day camp, uh huh, they would do stuff like,

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:10.360
<v Speaker 2>all right, well we'll take we'll take Jimmy, but you

0:56:10.400 --> 0:56:12.120
<v Speaker 2>have to give us an extra two runs to start

0:56:12.120 --> 0:56:15.319
<v Speaker 2>the game in front of Jimmy, Like Jimmy was so bad.

0:56:15.320 --> 0:56:16.719
<v Speaker 2>They were like, you have to give us runs. It

0:56:16.800 --> 0:56:19.239
<v Speaker 2>will take Jimmy, but you have to give us an

0:56:19.360 --> 0:56:23.120
<v Speaker 2>extra well start the game winning to nothing. Nah, how

0:56:23.200 --> 0:56:26.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking cruel is that? That's that's basically what Amy did

0:56:26.160 --> 0:56:28.400
<v Speaker 2>to Susan. Yeah, I can't play with hers, not on

0:56:28.400 --> 0:56:30.560
<v Speaker 2>our level. You have to play with her. You have

0:56:30.560 --> 0:56:31.920
<v Speaker 2>to eat it out. You guys feel like we're a

0:56:31.920 --> 0:56:34.359
<v Speaker 2>bitch of children here. Really, I feel like I feel

0:56:34.360 --> 0:56:34.880
<v Speaker 2>like we're a bunch.

0:56:34.719 --> 0:56:38.319
<v Speaker 3>Of twelve year olds. You guys have not graduated from

0:56:38.360 --> 0:56:44.880
<v Speaker 3>being twelve. No consideration, no decency. You guys are awful.

0:56:45.640 --> 0:56:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's terrible. It's supposed to be a fun sport.

0:56:47.640 --> 0:56:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not playing with her. I don't like her. Serve

0:56:53.760 --> 0:56:57.960
<v Speaker 2>with Sari and Brodie. We're flying by today. What's going

0:56:58.000 --> 0:57:00.960
<v Speaker 2>on here? Well, you hit the commercials so fast. I

0:57:01.000 --> 0:57:03.400
<v Speaker 2>forgot to ask the slices to do a little homework. Oh,

0:57:03.560 --> 0:57:06.360
<v Speaker 2>we were talking about when I say, you know, getting

0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:09.239
<v Speaker 2>picked last, or or calling out another pick a ball

0:57:09.280 --> 0:57:12.320
<v Speaker 2>player that they saw to their face. When you played,

0:57:12.320 --> 0:57:14.520
<v Speaker 2>when you were younger, even as an adult, were you

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:17.160
<v Speaker 2>ever like on teams choosing up sides or in a

0:57:17.320 --> 0:57:20.480
<v Speaker 2>team sport where you got picked last, or you were

0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:22.360
<v Speaker 2>the guy picking and you had to pick someone last,

0:57:22.800 --> 0:57:24.720
<v Speaker 2>and uh, they sucked. You don't want them on your

0:57:24.720 --> 0:57:27.160
<v Speaker 2>team because they were really really bad. Or were you

0:57:27.240 --> 0:57:29.360
<v Speaker 2>that person that was really really bad and got picked last,

0:57:29.560 --> 0:57:32.840
<v Speaker 2>and then what did you do? Leave us talk back?

0:57:32.840 --> 0:57:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Did you? Were you great? And they didn't realize it

0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:35.960
<v Speaker 2>because you were overweight? But you were great and they

0:57:36.040 --> 0:57:39.120
<v Speaker 2>just assumed that you weren't any good. So let me

0:57:39.200 --> 0:57:42.080
<v Speaker 2>let me know, leave us talk back. Okay. So I

0:57:42.120 --> 0:57:44.240
<v Speaker 2>got a I got a meme sent to me from

0:57:44.280 --> 0:57:47.560
<v Speaker 2>from one of the slices, and I thought it was

0:57:47.640 --> 0:57:49.120
<v Speaker 2>it was pretty good. Let me see if I can

0:57:49.480 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 2>pull that up here. It made me laugh. It was

0:57:52.640 --> 0:57:56.560
<v Speaker 2>from Oh the kick Loough from justin Oh. Yeah. It

0:57:56.600 --> 0:58:00.840
<v Speaker 2>says a new rule. If I order my food standing

0:58:00.880 --> 0:58:02.600
<v Speaker 2>up at a counter, I am not tipping.

0:58:05.320 --> 0:58:07.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so let me think of when that would be. Oh,

0:58:07.920 --> 0:58:11.840
<v Speaker 3>pretty much pretty much anywhere? Uh right, anywhere except for

0:58:11.960 --> 0:58:16.280
<v Speaker 3>sitting at a restaurant. Right, you're not tipping Chipotle?

0:58:17.000 --> 0:58:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I don't know, man, I think, uh, if you're

0:58:22.200 --> 0:58:25.160
<v Speaker 2>carrying your food to your own table, what.

0:58:25.040 --> 0:58:27.400
<v Speaker 3>If I'm what if I'm ordering it standing up and

0:58:27.440 --> 0:58:29.880
<v Speaker 3>they give me one of those stands with the number

0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:31.320
<v Speaker 3>on it and I go sit at my table and

0:58:31.360 --> 0:58:33.520
<v Speaker 3>then they delivered to the table.

0:58:34.080 --> 0:58:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, how do you tip? Then you have to hand

0:58:35.400 --> 0:58:37.640
<v Speaker 2>them a dollar bill or whatever or whatever. Two dollars.

0:58:37.760 --> 0:58:39.560
<v Speaker 3>I think that counts because it's too late to add

0:58:39.560 --> 0:58:41.439
<v Speaker 3>it to the jack. What if you carry the food

0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:43.120
<v Speaker 3>to the table, but they bust your table.

0:58:45.160 --> 0:58:48.360
<v Speaker 2>That's after the fact, you after you leave. Oh you

0:58:48.400 --> 0:58:51.800
<v Speaker 2>mean they clean your table off before you sit down. Yeah,

0:58:51.840 --> 0:58:55.040
<v Speaker 2>well that happened to me. Yeah, I'm on tipping certain places.

0:58:55.400 --> 0:58:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I went to Yardhouse, which I love, and the hostess said,

0:58:59.560 --> 0:59:02.280
<v Speaker 2>I said, how long for a booth? She said, oh,

0:59:02.280 --> 0:59:05.000
<v Speaker 2>like twenty minutes. I get your table right away. Ah,

0:59:05.040 --> 0:59:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I kind of want a booth. She's, well, I have

0:59:07.000 --> 0:59:08.680
<v Speaker 2>a booth right there, but it just has to be

0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 2>cleaned off. I'm like, oh, wait, you clean the booth off.

0:59:10.880 --> 0:59:13.560
<v Speaker 2>That's fine. So she took a rag and a spray bottle.

0:59:13.840 --> 0:59:19.040
<v Speaker 2>She cleaned it off and then threw the menus down. Well,

0:59:19.080 --> 0:59:21.400
<v Speaker 2>there's no way to tip harsh. She's not the waitress, right,

0:59:22.200 --> 0:59:25.240
<v Speaker 2>and I didn't have any cash on me, so that's

0:59:25.280 --> 0:59:27.560
<v Speaker 2>like a thank you. But that that that's that's off topic.

0:59:27.640 --> 0:59:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Though I didn't oweer a tip, did I? She cleaned

0:59:30.520 --> 0:59:32.080
<v Speaker 2>the table, She's supposed to clean it. I mean, buses

0:59:32.080 --> 0:59:33.040
<v Speaker 2>clean tables, that's what they do.

0:59:33.160 --> 0:59:35.880
<v Speaker 3>I think it's it's not a black and white situation

0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:39.160
<v Speaker 3>where it's like, if I'm standing up to order, no tip.

0:59:39.440 --> 0:59:41.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean I like that as a general rule, but

0:59:42.120 --> 0:59:43.640
<v Speaker 3>that's not necessarily that.

0:59:43.720 --> 0:59:45.680
<v Speaker 2>There's an example of a place where you'd stand up

0:59:45.680 --> 0:59:48.720
<v Speaker 2>at a counter or drive through or whatever and you

0:59:49.120 --> 0:59:52.760
<v Speaker 2>feel off, I gave you one. Where where would the

0:59:52.800 --> 0:59:53.600
<v Speaker 2>cashier get it?

0:59:54.600 --> 0:59:59.400
<v Speaker 3>No, like if they give you your umbreen around, if

0:59:59.440 --> 1:00:02.480
<v Speaker 3>there's if there's preparation involved in making your.

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<v Speaker 2>Food, they're just every restaurant, which is.

1:00:07.320 --> 1:00:09.800
<v Speaker 3>It's not like it's coming off a conveyor belt, right, Like,

1:00:10.360 --> 1:00:12.800
<v Speaker 3>let's face it, the fast food spots.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody put the burger in the microwave. Yeah, you don't

1:00:20.360 --> 1:00:26.160
<v Speaker 2>take it and pay the salary right when I'm going

1:00:26.160 --> 1:00:29.320
<v Speaker 2>to listen if I'm going to the bathroom, and then

1:00:29.520 --> 1:00:33.040
<v Speaker 2>the guy turns the water on for me and I

1:00:32.840 --> 1:00:35.400
<v Speaker 2>and I washed my hands and he squirted a soap

1:00:35.440 --> 1:00:37.360
<v Speaker 2>in my hands, and then he hands me a towel

1:00:37.400 --> 1:00:38.760
<v Speaker 2>and then opens the door for me, so I don't

1:00:38.800 --> 1:00:41.040
<v Speaker 2>have to touch the door with all the germs on it.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy's getting a tip. What if you go in though,

1:00:45.400 --> 1:00:47.120
<v Speaker 2>and as you walk into the sink, you go, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he's you don't need his.

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<v Speaker 3>Help, and then then he's got that array of candy

1:00:53.320 --> 1:00:56.440
<v Speaker 3>and mint and things, and then you know you're expected

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<v Speaker 3>to tip on that, and that's kind.

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<v Speaker 2>If he helps me, I I give him a dollar,

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<v Speaker 2>A dollar, I don't. I don't walk all with money.

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<v Speaker 2>Two dollars, three dollars. Maybe he takes if he takes

1:01:08.640 --> 1:01:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Google pay, I can tap.

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<v Speaker 3>My phone list. Now they have all the they have

1:01:12.720 --> 1:01:15.760
<v Speaker 3>the QR codes sitting right there. There's there's you can't

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<v Speaker 3>get out of not you can't get out of tipping

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<v Speaker 3>by not having cash anymore because everyone's got the QR

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<v Speaker 3>code on display.

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<v Speaker 2>They were panhandlers out out by Javit Center. When I

1:01:24.880 --> 1:01:28.040
<v Speaker 2>went to Comic Con, they were like venmo medium right,

1:01:29.120 --> 1:01:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Like you got a bank account? What are you? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I am not a fan. Okay, scary. How about this

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<v Speaker 2>this there's a convenience store. Who's by the way, who's

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<v Speaker 2>the the Kicklow real Kicklow? Yeah? Justin? I love him,

1:01:41.680 --> 1:01:43.920
<v Speaker 2>good guy, Yeah Justin? Okay, I love you, brother.

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<v Speaker 3>But there, seriously, I think that it's a case by

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<v Speaker 3>case situation.

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<v Speaker 2>You go to McDonald's. Are you tipping at McDonalds? Are

1:01:53.000 --> 1:01:59.160
<v Speaker 2>you tipping at Chipotle? No, okay, So how about this

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<v Speaker 2>at the convenience store where I sometimes go for late

1:02:03.000 --> 1:02:05.600
<v Speaker 2>night milk, like we need milk, like, go get milk.

1:02:06.640 --> 1:02:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Or it's where they sell lottery tickets. So the guy

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<v Speaker 2>stands behind the counter with the bulletproof glass and it's

1:02:10.240 --> 1:02:12.600
<v Speaker 2>a little opening and that's where the cigarettes are behind

1:02:12.600 --> 1:02:15.800
<v Speaker 2>the counter and the lottery tickets. Whatever. If I go up,

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<v Speaker 2>let's say I want to buy milk, maybe some ring dings,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, late night snack whatever. Yep, he's got an

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<v Speaker 2>iPad screen on a pedestal and he takes your card,

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<v Speaker 2>He taps the card and he turns the screen around

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<v Speaker 2>for a tip.

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck? Well, yeah, we've talked about this. It's

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<v Speaker 3>the swivel, the eyepill, the iPad swivel l tip. No,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm not a convenience so a lot of these places,

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's it's a it's a guilt thing. It's that's

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<v Speaker 3>why people are tipping more in situations that they make

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<v Speaker 3>you picked out my own name, make you feel awkward.

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<v Speaker 3>We've had this conversation that makes you feel awkward. The

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<v Speaker 3>iPad swivel makes them makes you feel awkward. Because you're

1:02:59.560 --> 1:03:03.320
<v Speaker 3>actually paying digitally and then and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>the tip screen comes up. So it's not like it's

1:03:05.720 --> 1:03:08.000
<v Speaker 3>not like they're soliciting you for the tip. It's the

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<v Speaker 3>screen which is doesn't it doesn't have a human quality

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<v Speaker 3>to it is asking you to tip.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you're looking up and you're looking down. You're

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<v Speaker 2>looking up, and you're like, oh fuck, all right, fifteen percent,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, ten percent. I'm not I'm not tipping the

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<v Speaker 2>convenience store guy, I'm not, do you. It's gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>so bad when you go to strip clubs and the

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<v Speaker 2>strippers are gonna have QR codes all right and tip screens?

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<v Speaker 2>What about? What about? Uh? Tip? Tip screens?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you do the round up round up for charity

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<v Speaker 3>where they round up to the nearest dollar.

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<v Speaker 2>It depends. If I'm at pet smart, I might because

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<v Speaker 2>the money goes to dogs. See I do the round

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<v Speaker 2>up all the time. It depends what the charity is,

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<v Speaker 2>and it depends what the round up is. If it's

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen oh one, I don't know if I want to

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<v Speaker 2>round up to twenty nineteen seventy three, I round up

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<v Speaker 2>if I wasn't gonna give a dollar, why am I

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<v Speaker 2>suddenly giving ninety nine sense? I just want to get

1:04:01.520 --> 1:04:05.320
<v Speaker 2>the dog food get out. I might ring it up

1:04:05.360 --> 1:04:09.040
<v Speaker 2>for him. It was nineteen oh one. You know you're

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna given look for a dollar. I'm not in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I listen, I donate the charities, but I'm not on

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<v Speaker 2>the spur of the moment, I'm like, what, I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>read the fine print? Who's the money? If it's over

1:04:18.200 --> 1:04:22.640
<v Speaker 2>fifty cents, I definitely round up. But if it's under

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<v Speaker 2>fifty cents, you don't. I don't know. That doesn't make

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<v Speaker 2>any sense. Stept both ways. Okay, slices. First of all, slices.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I be tipping the guy at the convenience store, who,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, looks like he probably owns the place? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I tipped him for my ring dings? He rang

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<v Speaker 2>that he tapped my card on the screen. He never

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<v Speaker 2>even took He took possession of the ring dings for

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<v Speaker 2>a second, scanned the ball code, tap my credit card,

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<v Speaker 2>and then wants a tip for that. You know, a

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<v Speaker 2>fuck out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard that when you get a haircut and they

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<v Speaker 3>own the place, if it's the person who owns it,

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<v Speaker 3>you're not supposed to tip them because they own the place.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right? Yeah? They get the full amount of money.

1:05:03.440 --> 1:05:05.400
<v Speaker 2>They get the full of mount When somebody cuts your

1:05:05.400 --> 1:05:08.080
<v Speaker 2>hair works there, they're probably getting like fifteen dollars an

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<v Speaker 2>hour and they get like five dollars air come.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the reason that we're tipping because you feel bad

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<v Speaker 3>for them they not making enough money, or because they.

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<v Speaker 2>Did it, or because they did a good job. Staff.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason you tip wait staff is in most states

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<v Speaker 2>they get paid like three twenty five an hour.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're tipping because they get a good they did

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<v Speaker 3>a good job. What's the motivating twenty dollars an hour?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have the necessarily, what's the motivation for a tip?

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<v Speaker 3>Because they did a great job for you. So so

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<v Speaker 3>if if someone cut my hair and it was a

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<v Speaker 3>worker versus the owner of the shop, I should still

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<v Speaker 3>tip the owner of the shop because they did a

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<v Speaker 3>good job, right, I mean, it's it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a return customer. That's the greatest tip for the owner.

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<v Speaker 2>Imaginable they get the full amount. Yeah, do you do

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<v Speaker 2>you tip when the guy pumps your gas?

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<v Speaker 3>If I had a dollar for every time we got

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<v Speaker 3>into tipping debates on this prop podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, why don't women pump gas? And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying it's not one in Oklahoma somewhere, I'm saying, pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember the last time I went into a

1:06:03.560 --> 1:06:06.720
<v Speaker 2>gas station and a woman came up and said, not

1:06:06.960 --> 1:06:08.200
<v Speaker 2>not the one of the old lady. I told you,

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<v Speaker 2>told me that you have to use the app to

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<v Speaker 2>fill it up all the time. I'm talking about a

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five year old, relatively attractive young girl working away

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<v Speaker 2>through college or master's degree whatever, pumping gas. Why is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that because the men harass them? It's dangerous?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what it is? It's a danger thing. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>especially at night in ceedy neighborhoods. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>get out of your car. I don't want to get

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<v Speaker 3>to my car. I don't want to get out of

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<v Speaker 3>my car.

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<v Speaker 2>Neighborhoods if I'm a nice neighborhoods, I see lots of

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<v Speaker 2>the young women women.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess guys, they they're exposed, they they're they're volatile,

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<v Speaker 3>they're you know, there's you don't know what could happen.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know if there's sketchy people hanging around the

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<v Speaker 3>gas station at any time of day in any neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know, you think it's a safety issue.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think I didn't go up liking cars kind

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<v Speaker 2>of thing or no. I give them credit for knowing

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<v Speaker 2>more than me. Women. Some women knew how to fix

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<v Speaker 2>a flat. I never liked Maddie. I feel like Maddie

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<v Speaker 2>from the Bronxton, Brooklyn. She would pump gas.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I would, I would say so, I would say

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<v Speaker 3>Reggie would pump gass. I think most of the women

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<v Speaker 3>listening to this podcast pump their own gas.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think Jamie from Queen's pumps your own gas,

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<v Speaker 2>but they do it in the daytime in the area

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<v Speaker 2>from Queens, they don't. You don't pump me, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you have to pump your own gas.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta Jersey. If you're Jersey, then you're not allowed to,

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<v Speaker 3>so you don't have to. To moot point, I never

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<v Speaker 3>put my own gas when they're not looking. I don't bother,

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<v Speaker 3>but if they take too long, I get out of

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<v Speaker 3>the car. I pumped the gas.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm definitely gonna if you had a so, if you

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<v Speaker 2>had a daughter, you'd say, don't pump gas.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would. I would suggest that now, Oka. But

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<v Speaker 3>as far as when it comes to cars, and some

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<v Speaker 3>women know more than me, like as you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>I don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave the car running when you get gassed. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you know? I've never fixed a flat never. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>changed a flat. You don't fix You've never changed a

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<v Speaker 2>flat tire never? Wow, I get the hand, Jack culturple A,

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<v Speaker 2>culturple a. It depends if there's too much stuff in

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<v Speaker 2>my trunk and I can't get to the tire ill

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<v Speaker 2>cultriple a. I have service, but I can change my

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<v Speaker 2>on tire. There was a couple of days I was

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<v Speaker 2>late for work. I was changing my tire on root seven. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's also with the potholes. That's dangerous. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>get to work. I can change a flat tire in

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes. I'm not gonna wait an hour and a

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<v Speaker 2>half for roadside assistance. Sometimes. Oh my god, Brodie at

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<v Speaker 2>that time of day. How did you grow up not

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<v Speaker 2>knowing how to change a tire?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, But you know it's weird because my

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<v Speaker 3>dad was basically a mechanic and knew how to do well.

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<v Speaker 2>He had all the know how. He was everything for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Every Saturday afternoon he was under the car. See, my

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<v Speaker 2>father made it a point. My father knew how to

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<v Speaker 2>work on cars, but he taught me. He goes you

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<v Speaker 2>got to learn how to change a tire, showed me

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<v Speaker 2>how to work the jack, pump up the car all

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<v Speaker 2>you volume. Nona asked your question, scary do you loosen

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<v Speaker 2>the lug nuts before or after the car goes up?

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<v Speaker 3>It's always before, right, because you don't want to. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't want to you don't want to have to

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<v Speaker 3>turn that and and God.

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<v Speaker 2>Forbidden the call. The call the car falls down. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's because you don't want to pull the car the

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<v Speaker 2>car and push weight on the car, right, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right? And how many lugnuts are on a typical

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<v Speaker 2>wheel American car four five? See I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>The hell Yeah, car talk, Car talk, Car talk on

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<v Speaker 2>the bar Brooking Boys podcast. If you got a call,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to talk about some parts and some rebuilt engines.

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<v Speaker 2>Call us up and we're SPONSI sponsored by pet Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Many mow and jack. Yeah nah, there's I passed the

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<v Speaker 2>place today. It's a there's a pet Boys and it

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<v Speaker 2>says we will beat any price. Yeah sure, Now if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm if I'm a place up the street. I'll start

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<v Speaker 2>selling tires for five bucks, so I have to go

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<v Speaker 2>over there again if it's full bucks. That, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>that is not a sign that you want to show.

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<v Speaker 3>David Brody, if you own a business, I will find

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<v Speaker 3>a way, my friend, because he will find a way.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's loopholes. They get you on loopholes now like

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<v Speaker 2>best Buy. There'll beat any price if it's an advertised

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<v Speaker 2>price from a place that they consider legitimate, that they

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<v Speaker 2>consider legitimate, which is subject subject to change. Right, It's

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<v Speaker 2>like people, I don't you know. I won't get into

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<v Speaker 2>where I was going, but sometimes you will go like

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<v Speaker 2>will I will trust it if it's fair, but then

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<v Speaker 2>say it's not fair whatever it is. Oh, I absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>will trust what happens if it's fair, absolutely, But then

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<v Speaker 2>if it doesn't happen to you, it's not fair. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's what they do. They go, won't match any price

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<v Speaker 2>unless we don't like that price. So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about pep boys. They'll match any price.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what we really match it? What if I

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<v Speaker 2>know a guy who give me you all change for

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<v Speaker 2>eleven dollars, we would give it all change for eleven

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<v Speaker 2>dollars a week. You know, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Whenever I think of a whenever I think of a

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<v Speaker 3>car park place, all I think is right. But yet

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<v Speaker 3>I've never been doing O'Reilly's, nor have I.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever seen O'Reilly Riley's parts.

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<v Speaker 3>Now for the I could sing that in my sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never I've never seen an auto I've never seen

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<v Speaker 3>an O'Reilly's in it's an online O'Reillys.

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<v Speaker 2>And now there are some places just not have you

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<v Speaker 2>seen a brick and mortar O'Reilly's auto park? What they exist?

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<v Speaker 2>Not in New York, we've but.

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<v Speaker 3>Growing up in New York, we've heard those commercials forever,

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<v Speaker 3>like they're advertising to us and we're not even like,

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<v Speaker 3>why are you advertising the product or a place or

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<v Speaker 3>service that we don't have access to.

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<v Speaker 2>It's say the Internet, why do you why do you

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<v Speaker 2>advertise Amazon? Well, now it makes sense you go online.

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<v Speaker 3>But but then it made no sense growing up all

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<v Speaker 3>those years before the internet's, hearing those O'Reilly's commercials made

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<v Speaker 3>no sense. What about you know, it's almost like them

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<v Speaker 3>was never back in the day, there was never an

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<v Speaker 3>it was never a sign they buy national commercials. That's

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<v Speaker 3>why When you watch football games, sometimes there's national commercials

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<v Speaker 3>and you're like, I've never been to that that place. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Raising Canes just came to New York, but the commercial

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<v Speaker 3>has been running for years nationally. Danbury, Connecticut, New Milford, Connecticut,

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<v Speaker 3>and Norwalk, Connecticut, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Keepsie, New York. O'Reilly is

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<v Speaker 3>is within like an hour of us in direction.

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<v Speaker 2>O'Reilly is a guy Irish? It is O'Reilly O'Reilly. So

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<v Speaker 2>does an irishman own it? I don't know? Is Ray

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<v Speaker 2>croc Irish? Is McDonald's, who knows? Who knows? You know

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<v Speaker 2>how many places change, Like we've talked about this pizza

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<v Speaker 2>places and the guy is an Italian, but it's like

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<v Speaker 2>Vinie's Yeah, yeah, we don't have to go down that road.

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<v Speaker 2>O'Reilly may not be Irish, he might be. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>good name, good jingle. We paid for the jingles, fantastic O'Reilly.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, there you go, slices, here's your homework and

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<v Speaker 2>then we'll get out of here. Slices. If there's a

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<v Speaker 2>jingle for a place you've never been to, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know the jingle, sing it or sing it to us

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<v Speaker 2>on the talkbacks, or if it's a jingle like from

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<v Speaker 2>like a furniture store in your area, like Johnson's Furniture,

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<v Speaker 2>something like that. Sing it to us on this on

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<v Speaker 2>Slice time. Go to the especially microphone, give us a message,

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<v Speaker 2>especially if we've never heard it. I would love Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear. We've never had them sing for us.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first time the Slices will be singing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to the next episode. What uh what

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<v Speaker 2>about the Empire Carpets jingle eight hundred apart today today? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a local carpeting the cars for kids jingle? That one.

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<v Speaker 2>We've heard a million, We'll get it, you'll get next. Yep. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you heard the rock version? Yes? I have,

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<v Speaker 2>I have heard that. It still sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you heard the one where they tried to make

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<v Speaker 3>the guy sound like Ringo Star. Yes, there's a version

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<v Speaker 3>where the guy it sounds like Ringo Star, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>They all suck. They keep trying to read. They do

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<v Speaker 2>the one with no intro. He used to go like

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<v Speaker 2>right and I'm like, oh, it's like that just goes

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<v Speaker 2>but it comes right in. Yeah. Yeah, I still get

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<v Speaker 2>that button before they get to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn, you got him, well, maybe you want to sing

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<v Speaker 3>this jingle I.

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<v Speaker 2>See the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, buddy boys, boys,