Speaker 1: Um, what do I hate? I know you'll hate when
Speaker 1: I start trying. She was like, Hey, guys, welcome to yeah,
Speaker 1: another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl, Mandy
Speaker 1: b a k A pet the Stallion a k A
Speaker 1: bitch And um, we I am sitting with two people today,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna let them go ahead and introduce them.
Speaker 1: So we even do you have? Are y'all this Ryan
Speaker 1: Jamal Swam better known as Damon On Pose a k
Speaker 1: A petty lap a k A petty label a k A.
Speaker 1: Just the Davis know my name? I do want to say, um,
Speaker 1: and we did. I even just had a meeting recently.
Speaker 1: And I know for a lot of you guys who listen, um,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure a lot of your fans are new
Speaker 1: to listening to Horrible Decisions. Um, Horrible Decisions is a show.
Speaker 1: Clearly you listen to us and we focus on destigmatizing
Speaker 1: kinks for the black community. But it gets raunchy. So
Speaker 1: I don't know, if you know, don't listen up on
Speaker 1: a Sunday after church. Um, But um, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Oh, So, as she said that to say,
Speaker 1: we've been talking about like restrategizing and what are people's
Speaker 1: favorite episodes? What do we do the people love? And
Speaker 1: it's generally episodes with everyday people that are nasty, So
Speaker 1: we try not to bring people aren't. So when I
Speaker 1: met you said something that I was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: have him on the show. I asked him about what
Speaker 1: he was talking about theater. I started talking about slave
Speaker 1: play and he looked at me and he goes, I
Speaker 1: want you to sit there and understand and feel how
Speaker 1: it feels, how you feel as a black woman to
Speaker 1: watch that happen, and how black women are. I said,
Speaker 1: you know, we need to call a horribles. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So should we talk about how? But I mean we can.
Speaker 1: We should just talk about the last time. So basically,
Speaker 1: wait La, because I was gonna say, if y'all heard
Speaker 1: the episode a couple of weeks ago, she didn't already
Speaker 1: brought up goddamn Mexico, come out. I think for the
Speaker 1: shout out. So, yeah, it's great. No, we have so
Speaker 1: much fun. I get into the last lap, he's no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I see someone else he's walking with. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: heque And then I saw Ryan and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: went my dude, I said, I went okay. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, you know, my show
Speaker 1: I love. He's like, what's you. I'm like, pose, he's
Speaker 1: like one of them gettingniggas boat. I was like, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna say no because, like I want people to
Speaker 1: enjoy their Yeah, I was with my cousin, Yes, Trevor,
Speaker 1: Trevor Jackson. So I go to the bastin. Yes that's
Speaker 1: the voice client. Yeah exactly. Yeah. We voy is like Trevor,
Speaker 1: I don't think he's ready for your show yet. I've
Speaker 1: already tried. But it was beautiful. Yeah, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my cousin. Like family of Beauty. Listen. Yes, I
Speaker 1: come back from the bathroom and I see why do
Speaker 1: they go on the floor looking under a barn. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fun was going on? He's like, oh, the
Speaker 1: dude lost his car. And I'm like and I'm like,
Speaker 1: motherfucking bougie asked. He's like, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: can find it, but it's Chase Private Clients. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I have been trying to figure out,
Speaker 1: like the difference between like boogie and just outright just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: This ridiculou is just we were sprayed bottle, which influence, right,
Speaker 1: that's why we did. Yes, we did, like you, I
Speaker 1: lost my damn devid car shout out to private clients though,
Speaker 1: thank you all for we can't give a shout out
Speaker 1: to chase me tie a client and then over talking
Speaker 1: about niggle me too. I remember all of that, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, mostly all the private clients. I need to
Speaker 1: know what happened to the coke boat and why no
Speaker 1: one has brought it up since you goddamn y'all don't
Speaker 1: know how the guy sees the boat of cod and
Speaker 1: was it was that motherfucker's disappear. You want to talk
Speaker 1: about it, but you a private clients, I don't know
Speaker 1: nothing listening. Go ahead, you know that's how they chopped. Well,
Speaker 1: anyway to Mexico, I met Jitano, I go across the street.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, look, there's black people there. No bullshit,
Speaker 1: because we were the only other black people there running too.
Speaker 1: We end up kicking it. So finally we go to
Speaker 1: this Oh no, no one wanted to stop partying. So
Speaker 1: he was like, where can right and I'm with I'm
Speaker 1: with the crew. Now I'm like okay, so we'll be going.
Speaker 1: So we try to go down somewhere and then it's closed. No,
Speaker 1: let me explain. We've done a very rural looking road
Speaker 1: and so f only this guy goes in a taxi
Speaker 1: if you want to take you to the Mexican party.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, maybe we shouldn't. He's like, no, let's go, yaw,
Speaker 1: we're that brave. Let's go. When they are chopping people
Speaker 1: up and ship, mean, they have more meat to sell
Speaker 1: and more body part. Like we were one of the
Speaker 1: people that if I needed to, I could beat the ass.
Speaker 1: Like you know, you just like you do an observation,
Speaker 1: you like look around and you're just like, Okay, they're small.
Speaker 1: They were small. This is what we're doing. This is
Speaker 1: a Mexican My exes from Mexico City lives in Mexico City, Mexican. Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, like, so we get to
Speaker 1: this dingy look at Mexican place and let me tell
Speaker 1: you all koree bab they got you know, the buck
Speaker 1: like beers and a bucket and ship. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: now the lights already asked Ryan to come on, so
Speaker 1: it should be semi professional. I'm like, maybe I should
Speaker 1: ask him if he wants to light sucking fine weed.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's so for hey, do you want
Speaker 1: in a foreign country? Yeah? Also, you know it's holiday,
Speaker 1: Brian's hanging with fucking LaQuan Smith. They're on there like
Speaker 1: she she, So I was like, maybe they don't want shitty,
Speaker 1: you know, something like listen do you want And he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, I'm like I'll bet you'll find it.
Speaker 1: He's like, well from where I was like, give me
Speaker 1: a minute, I'll put my days later, I was looking
Speaker 1: for the Mexican plug and again we did. We found
Speaker 1: him show did now ask you real quick? Can y'all
Speaker 1: tell me what y'all think a Mexican plug looks like tall, tall,
Speaker 1: taller preferably preferably has like a red shirt or a
Speaker 1: jersey shirt, like something that is like so americanized that
Speaker 1: it is like, wait, it's out of place. He did.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what we were just like wait, because
Speaker 1: you know, we were in Tuloom, like it's like parties
Speaker 1: and then the roads and jungles. That's it. And so
Speaker 1: when I was just like wait, overly commercial, he got
Speaker 1: the bag, you know, you know, like that's what we Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were making an obvious we drug deal in the
Speaker 1: corner that mind you, I already told my story about
Speaker 1: the fake molly that I bought, So now I'm like this.
Speaker 1: So we get to the bathroom and we're in this corner,
Speaker 1: and he don't speak English, and neither we don't respense,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, kwondo, I'm asking him, just like how
Speaker 1: you have bad day? Came for our Spanish A couple
Speaker 1: of episodes ago, Oh goodness, manudo, huh good, I'm glad.
Speaker 1: What's the nigga of Spanish people? What do they say?
Speaker 1: Come jingo away? Right, that's Mexican. You can say away.
Speaker 1: You could say money like that's fun. Yeah, you like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's right. So we with the help of another Mexican.
Speaker 1: So once we purchased our lord's weed, which he only
Speaker 1: had hundreds and had to ask for change. That's what
Speaker 1: I mean. Can I have a tip? He had? He
Speaker 1: had the audacity. Isn't this an entrepreneurial I don't know.
Speaker 1: But but the part of the taxes people, the part
Speaker 1: of the story was that when we got in there,
Speaker 1: we went straight to the bar. The bartender is like
Speaker 1: taking pictures of us, like we celebrited. So I was
Speaker 1: like wait, wait, wait where where like yes, that was that.
Speaker 1: But then we went to the back end found our
Speaker 1: over commercial. But the man that was helping I don't
Speaker 1: know if you remember this, the man that was helping
Speaker 1: us speak Spanish was like, well I also to have Yes,
Speaker 1: he also too has the thing the plug got you bro.
Speaker 1: Now he's like, I'll help you from me. Now. It
Speaker 1: was two of them and we both weth this one.
Speaker 1: So finally the club got so the ghetto. So we go,
Speaker 1: oh no, and this is what I said, because your
Speaker 1: Spanish was on no, no shade. It was so good.
Speaker 1: It was really good, just good. But she does I think,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know how to speaking to
Speaker 1: be speaking English looking battle, I need to buy Spanish.
Speaker 1: It just English would have okay. I was either drunk
Speaker 1: or out of what was going on, but I was like, well,
Speaker 1: we're staying at the art house and they're sure villa.
Speaker 1: I'm like, ars is here and when this here? So
Speaker 1: we're not going all back together spread with this terrible
Speaker 1: weed and everyone's smoking it and then saying how bad
Speaker 1: it is and smoking so much of this a regular.
Speaker 1: They were like, I think I'm getting hot. It definitely grass.
Speaker 1: It was definitely it was placebo down for sure. I
Speaker 1: don't know if y'all seen. Well, a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I think she was in Detroit summer. Walker posted like
Speaker 1: literally grass that she got. Someone sold her weed. She
Speaker 1: paid like over a hundred dollars or something like that,
Speaker 1: and it was literally like a regular and grat I
Speaker 1: swear to guy, can you find it? You know, if
Speaker 1: if you can find looks her fault though, to be
Speaker 1: honest like that, all this should look like Cilantrobin with seaweeds.
Speaker 1: That's how you exactly exactly. The last final thing that
Speaker 1: I remember, you may not is Ryan Wren, one of
Speaker 1: the men's that were in the house. So do you
Speaker 1: remember what do you mean you? So there was so
Speaker 1: that I was ready that nobody was saying we have alcohol.
Speaker 1: We had We had a little bit of alcohol, whiskey
Speaker 1: could get out of the house. We had a little
Speaker 1: bit of water left. You know, you can't drink the tap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I was like, well we gotta drink slow. Everybody
Speaker 1: stick wisely. The SPAN student was like, you know, one
Speaker 1: of my friends does not like we interviewed him, Brandon,
Speaker 1: he does not like the N word. Honey. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I'm not comfortable with the in
Speaker 1: Brandon is black, um, but he just doesn't like using it.
Speaker 1: A lot of black people that way, not him. Spanish
Speaker 1: dude in the house that he didn't like that. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's always taking me, but I'm black too. And Ryan
Speaker 1: was like, but he was Spanish it, you know, because
Speaker 1: because you know that, you know that the whole Dominican
Speaker 1: Haitian like he's got black in him. But he was saying,
Speaker 1: Brandon doesn't want me to say it because the African
Speaker 1: American experience is different with the word, which is absolutely true. Um.
Speaker 1: And so he was like, but I'm also black, so
Speaker 1: I can say it. And Ryan goes, and who told
Speaker 1: you that? You know me? My university asked they you
Speaker 1: know they taught me not. We don't play that, you know,
Speaker 1: because it was like one of those things where you know,
Speaker 1: I think what black people are doing is just like
Speaker 1: reaffirming and like taking ownership, like taking it back to
Speaker 1: the word back the same we do with home and slut.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so and bitch, like you know when you
Speaker 1: say it's the difference between bitch and whatever, you know, whatever,
Speaker 1: skank whatever whatever. So it's just like for me, I
Speaker 1: was I was triggered. Yeah, I'm actually what you're ever
Speaker 1: going to get consensus on how? I want to know why?
Speaker 1: Because so my one of my best friends is Puerto
Speaker 1: rican Um and she just had a panel and she
Speaker 1: said nigga in front of a whole bunch of people
Speaker 1: and they recorded, and I was like, did you just
Speaker 1: say the inn word on stage? And me and her
Speaker 1: get into that battle all the time when we're talking,
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't say the n water with me? And
Speaker 1: so did you did you further go into a read
Speaker 1: as to why you don't want to think I did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did, child did breaking on Grass? It was yeah,
Speaker 1: it was yeah, it was. It was because then and
Speaker 1: then Ryan's petty because I wasn't talking. He said, how
Speaker 1: are you feeling my life? Sensus? Oh yeah, because we
Speaker 1: got because we got into colorism too. He brought that up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I think somewhere along the line he's like I'm
Speaker 1: dark enough to say yeah, yeah, he says something like bullshit.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But but but the thing about it
Speaker 1: is is what's so funny to me? And also with
Speaker 1: the l G B t Q, I plus community when
Speaker 1: they're black and when the others are beige. Is the
Speaker 1: fact that everybody wants to benefit off of the struggles
Speaker 1: and the things that the people of color have done.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to really really they want to
Speaker 1: use all the slang but not know what it means
Speaker 1: to be you know. And and I found that that's
Speaker 1: what the conversation was with that gentleman, that young man. Um, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: he was a lot hell do you I'm he was
Speaker 1: a lot younger. Yeah he was. He was a lot younger,
Speaker 1: but you know, and I will say I was asking questions,
Speaker 1: not not really feeling entitled, but sincerely like, I don't
Speaker 1: get it. I have to be black to say this,
Speaker 1: and I am black, and I acknowledge I'm black. How
Speaker 1: come now I'm just spinning? And I think and I
Speaker 1: think also there was some type of divide between the
Speaker 1: whole because he was a Dominican and then we were
Speaker 1: trying to talk about like the Haitian evolution a moment,
Speaker 1: but I talk about they would shoot you all the
Speaker 1: leader can afrol Latinos say, nigga? I mean we ain't
Speaker 1: that podcast? Are we about to talk about now? Don't
Speaker 1: we don't see me. That's a serious question that I believe.
Speaker 1: I believe. I believe, I believe that you can. I
Speaker 1: just feel like it cannot be like I know now,
Speaker 1: it's like, so it's hard. Here's my thing. So we
Speaker 1: have like that because you know that it's either context
Speaker 1: and can choose when you want to be in intention
Speaker 1: versus impact like you're saying, you're saying it just to
Speaker 1: be like, oh I'm I'm here too, I'm with y'all two,
Speaker 1: or like actually know, it's like the same thing between
Speaker 1: you go down the street as a person of color
Speaker 1: or a person from African American or whatever, and you
Speaker 1: walk down the street and you you you know, what's up,
Speaker 1: and the African from Africa gonna be like, what in
Speaker 1: the hill is going on? It's like it's very much
Speaker 1: like that. People. We have the same colloquialisms and the
Speaker 1: man you know those those things. So it was just
Speaker 1: for me because his ass was coming from an entire place.
Speaker 1: I had to read him first off, and then secondly, listen,
Speaker 1: I hate I don't like the word that much either,
Speaker 1: but I know that it's a it's when it's coming
Speaker 1: to me, it's a form of endearment. It was just
Speaker 1: like impact versus intention. I feel, you know, intention, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so vanilla ship is our segment where we talk about
Speaker 1: in the suit News, which will be the most vanilla
Speaker 1: thing we talked about today? Now I see the headline.
Speaker 1: What was that I heard? I was like, Oh, let go.
Speaker 1: I watched Sex Explained last night. There sixteen minutes episodes
Speaker 1: watched it. Yet Oh I know I didn't know Genell money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I don't know either, But until
Speaker 1: she was like blasting it everywhere by yeah down, I
Speaker 1: hope she don't read on that scale. Are your friends
Speaker 1: were good friends? He Janelle? If you're listening to your friends? Uh? So?
Speaker 1: On Sex Explain, it started talking about attraction and how
Speaker 1: attraction has to do with our environment, not the environment culturally,
Speaker 1: but from the womb. One crazy thing that they said
Speaker 1: and I had to keep googling it because I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to see this research is that gay men
Speaker 1: generally have more older brothers when they have brothers than
Speaker 1: straight men do because the chromosomes are basically left in
Speaker 1: the mother's womb and your body is used to being
Speaker 1: around I don't know if it's the bottoms have more
Speaker 1: older brothers. According to science, gay sist gendermen tend to
Speaker 1: have more older brothers and straight sis sis men, but
Speaker 1: the effect is particularly pronounced for bottoms. Um so basically
Speaker 1: real quick, because we walked over the studio and she
Speaker 1: goes to explaining this, and basically it's saying that because
Speaker 1: of the chromosomes that are left in the womb, that's
Speaker 1: your environment and that is where you turn get baking
Speaker 1: in there, baking a gay as a chromosome boy girl
Speaker 1: kind of bringing out you're baking their chromosomes. You Now,
Speaker 1: if you had a lot of why, that's when you
Speaker 1: come out like little at of you just like you
Speaker 1: got a lot of big words. These fetuses wouldn't have
Speaker 1: a lot of why. Chromosomes caused an immunological reaction in
Speaker 1: some mother. Mother, you a brother, you might a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know. It's not people to have older brothers, by
Speaker 1: the way, it's just the trend of gay men. The
Speaker 1: people that have older brothers, like as far as like
Speaker 1: gay straits whoever, they're just saying gay men generally have
Speaker 1: them were on average, which because women I would think
Speaker 1: it would be by the way, I would think it
Speaker 1: would be most men who grew up in a house
Speaker 1: hold of women tend right. I mean that's my experiment.
Speaker 1: But also, gay is not. I believe we're born the
Speaker 1: way we are. I believe some fluidity has learned and
Speaker 1: you can grow. But I do believe if you're gay,
Speaker 1: you're pretty much were born that way, which gay is
Speaker 1: science to me, it always has been. I think, my mom,
Speaker 1: you don't believe what that story. We're not gonna get
Speaker 1: itto no no, no, no, no no no. But I
Speaker 1: believe you know, I you women that don't make you know.
Speaker 1: But but the thing about it for me, and I've
Speaker 1: been I've been always about this train is like sexual fluidity, right.
Speaker 1: I just always have been about that, and I feel
Speaker 1: like they were moving towards that more so than anything.
Speaker 1: Like for me, I grew up with a bunch of women,
Speaker 1: like warrior women, so I respect them in a way
Speaker 1: that you know, I'm not like primitively like attracted to them. However,
Speaker 1: there are a few that I'm like, oh, well, to
Speaker 1: Tessa Thompson, definitely, um and uh oh, how am I getting?
Speaker 1: Well let's see, I mean, oh yeah, I do love her.
Speaker 1: I mean I love her and I just I love
Speaker 1: It's always fine, that's fine. No, but it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: Tess as a perfect example, I'm not gonna get out
Speaker 1: the second one, but like and regards like mascaline and
Speaker 1: feminine energy. You know, I love that in anybody period.
Speaker 1: So she and her husband's I don't want her. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do it for you her daddy. Can
Speaker 1: I get daddy? You know? Rihanna more like we got
Speaker 1: the same like birth chart, so we both were bought
Speaker 1: the same people stand like Beyonce Arianna to almost be sexualized,
Speaker 1: like I feel like when I look at these women,
Speaker 1: I'm like this, I will definitely I will okay for
Speaker 1: eleven that is not leaving many bullshit what you know.
Speaker 1: The second we had an astrologist on right who read
Speaker 1: us with natal charge everything. So no, Mandy was feeling
Speaker 1: when she was like, you're confident, you're strong. She's like, right, right,
Speaker 1: and she was like sometimes you need to take control.
Speaker 1: She's like, see this is bullshit making ship up, but
Speaker 1: confident I have that. Yes, you say everything right, but
Speaker 1: it's bullshit. Well, because it also got into like some
Speaker 1: houses and universes, and I think that part I am.
Speaker 1: I'm so confused about houses and I don't. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to still get that part everything I want to do.
Speaker 1: The Crouching Tiger, hid and dragon bullshit. Okay, damnit. You
Speaker 1: remember when you used to go to Chinese restaurant and
Speaker 1: you had to like pick your thing as a kid,
Speaker 1: was like a part of me. So I just ordered
Speaker 1: like this Chinese food. The other day, I went through
Speaker 1: the real quick because I want you to fortune cookie
Speaker 1: and I was like, let me read my fortune. I
Speaker 1: really like it. And I was like, see, I knew
Speaker 1: that she went with another one ship that I was
Speaker 1: going to get a letter from a loved one nigga
Speaker 1: a text. Don't I send letters that ain't in jail?
Speaker 1: No more? You don't do that. I don't because I
Speaker 1: missed all the stories. Ain't even in the picture no more.
Speaker 1: I don't even know watch brought him up, but I know,
Speaker 1: but but I feel that he didn't. That's my girl.
Speaker 1: Let's get the show. Got some nerve. My nigga that
Speaker 1: had the gun under the pillow. She was like, here's
Speaker 1: she's like eight years you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: can't like a nigga with a gun under the pillow
Speaker 1: for safety. Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I'm in the ghetto, okay, we I mean the
Speaker 1: best tweet, the best tweet about that video was when
Speaker 1: the IB kids go off their hallway, you know, like
Speaker 1: did you have would you have schools where y'all had
Speaker 1: um and I be like hallways where the smart smart
Speaker 1: smart I went album School of Fine Arts and then
Speaker 1: I went to Howard Howard University like high school, the only,
Speaker 1: the only, But no, there's the like in some schools.
Speaker 1: How that baby boy or a girl or none binary
Speaker 1: on that video, um looks that's how the IVY kids
Speaker 1: usually look. So when he's like, I'm in the ghetto.
Speaker 1: But that and the tweet was when the IVY kids
Speaker 1: leave off their hallway and go to the public school
Speaker 1: area is the IB The International Baccalari is like a
Speaker 1: curriculum where you know the children, So they are kids, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are the kids, Like that's how they look. He
Speaker 1: was he the very non binary look at me. You know, well,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to introduce this new segment um where you
Speaker 1: guys will hear we're shout out to one of our patrons.
Speaker 1: By the way, see that we don't don't do me basically,
Speaker 1: but she couldn't name it. Basically, yeah, it's gonna be Holfax.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call it the Fax. Um. Indeed, I hear
Speaker 1: I think x or that's how I mean. It's really affect.
Speaker 1: But listen, we're working on the name. As you guys know. Um,
Speaker 1: we we do focus on kinks and we will get
Speaker 1: back to kinks as we have crazy people, not crazy,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, different people in the king community who come
Speaker 1: on and share. However, we are now going to introduce
Speaker 1: wild facts about sex that you did not learn in
Speaker 1: your history class. So this one. My kids knew that
Speaker 1: impotence trials were a thing in medieval France. There were
Speaker 1: very few ways that a woman could divorce her husband
Speaker 1: in the fifteen hundreds in France, but there was one dealbreaker.
Speaker 1: They were allowed and a novement if they could prove
Speaker 1: that their husband couldn't get up. These these tests did
Speaker 1: take place in court and a man would have to
Speaker 1: make himself ejaculate in front of a jewelry and potentially
Speaker 1: have sex with his wife too. Um and so basically,
Speaker 1: so back in the day, Um, even in the it's
Speaker 1: kind of cool, really pervy, but because if he can't
Speaker 1: be that this interesting though not interesting because I know, um,
Speaker 1: we have talked about men who maybe just have performance anxiety.
Speaker 1: But also when I took when I had my wild
Speaker 1: crazy night at the sex club, Um, mind you, we
Speaker 1: had fucked five times before even getting to the sex club.
Speaker 1: We fu the total ten that night, and the first
Speaker 1: time we went to fuck um at the sex club,
Speaker 1: the couple beside us wasn't the most attracted and he
Speaker 1: couldn't get up. So I'm thinking, like, damn, if you
Speaker 1: got a in front of a jury, Like if you
Speaker 1: don't like to perform in front of people, that's an
Speaker 1: easy way to say you can't get up because somebody
Speaker 1: get well, yeah you do. But the thing like I
Speaker 1: would say, um, I don't have to say anything. I
Speaker 1: just imagination, you know. So it's one of the things Pisces,
Speaker 1: I do believe in that ship. I didn't know, of
Speaker 1: course you do. Oh okay, I was gonna like you.
Speaker 1: But now that you have. Pis got a crystal on
Speaker 1: his home. Yeah you know this is ours right anyway,
Speaker 1: the sex, the sex. So I went to I did
Speaker 1: myself first to Little Trip in two thousand and seventy,
Speaker 1: I went to Miconos to the church, went to the
Speaker 1: church where they you know, have like they really do
Speaker 1: like crazy shit outside of their like fucking sucking please
Speaker 1: give me that location, like literally it is right there
Speaker 1: on the dock. And the crazy thing about it is
Speaker 1: what's so funny to me is that during the day
Speaker 1: is like it actually is a church, and then during
Speaker 1: the nighttime it's debauchery. That's exciting. No, that's what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like that was that was fab So anyway, I went
Speaker 1: there that I went to Italy, but I went to Cicily. Cicily,
Speaker 1: I went to Catania and they have like these these
Speaker 1: these um what they called cruising bars, cruising bars, and
Speaker 1: every and every time that I'm there, nobody is there
Speaker 1: and I and I try to go like at the
Speaker 1: times because that was my first time going, first solo
Speaker 1: trip first everything going there and was like I want
Speaker 1: to go, I mean Italy, I wanted to do it.
Speaker 1: I just want to picked this place. But then I
Speaker 1: was like, let me go at two pm when nobody there,
Speaker 1: just so I could be like, Okay, I see somebody,
Speaker 1: but not really. Have you been to cruising bars like
Speaker 1: in the city. No, But there is one that was
Speaker 1: in an article of GQ um No i've been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think where it was talking about how
Speaker 1: men usually feel more comfortable masturbating in a group of
Speaker 1: men versus like by themselves. That yea, So my friend
Speaker 1: gonna put his name out there because he'd be doing
Speaker 1: this article. Yeah. They literally, he'll he'll me there like parties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they get together and they literally get in a circle.
Speaker 1: They don't touch each other out either, They literally just
Speaker 1: look at each other and jack and Jackie like and
Speaker 1: it's more communal that because because I think when I
Speaker 1: was a child, that's how I mean, those were some
Speaker 1: of the first the first experiences that I had with
Speaker 1: like not not even being attracted to them, just like
Speaker 1: wanting some type of because I really didn't have any
Speaker 1: male friends when I was a child. Like I wonder
Speaker 1: straight guys do that and they would never admit it,
Speaker 1: but like, but like I think the percentage of the
Speaker 1: men that are in those those clubs, I think about
Speaker 1: seven to are straight. So they'll just it's kind of high. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like they'll sit over on a corner and
Speaker 1: then you know they'll they'll just watch it. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: there's a guy that I was that was like the
Speaker 1: straight men are joining masturbation club. That's what why they're
Speaker 1: The guy was like, I'm not gay, but which to
Speaker 1: be fair, he wasn't attracted men, but he would do
Speaker 1: like the whole equal ox. Oh yeah, the old old girl.
Speaker 1: I've never done that, but I've heard the stories. You haven't.
Speaker 1: Are you a member? I am a member, okay, but
Speaker 1: you haven't, so I do. But I know the different locations.
Speaker 1: I do know the locations. What are the dirk Off ones?
Speaker 1: Chelsea for sure? Chelsea definitely Columbus Circle that I've heard.
Speaker 1: We will never have a sponsor talk. They are not
Speaker 1: like world, like this world, so we won't get access
Speaker 1: to any Equinox. Got it. Maybe i'll sports clubs or
Speaker 1: you know, houses. There's only ten questions, but I feel
Speaker 1: like they'll go forever. Ten questions with Ryan first two weeks, okay, swallows,
Speaker 1: we are not childhood not because babe, like I had
Speaker 1: sex with someone. They spit in my mouth for the
Speaker 1: first time, like maybe I think a few days of
Speaker 1: not a few days a few months ago, and I
Speaker 1: was just I didn't know how to take it because
Speaker 1: he was he was very like he was just very aggressive,
Speaker 1: and I said, way, okay, you aren't here for that.
Speaker 1: I wasn't here for all of it. You have to like,
Speaker 1: did you know he was about two? Was your mouth? Like? No,
Speaker 1: I did not know he was, but I did right right,
Speaker 1: And then I was like, okay, something about could in
Speaker 1: your mouth? Yeah, and I and that's that was the
Speaker 1: first time that happened. And I said, m h, not
Speaker 1: not like that, not like that. It's recently. Um, I
Speaker 1: just had sex, and I'm gonna explain that sex paid
Speaker 1: on another sex. But he's been into my face and bitch,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay at the mouth. But the
Speaker 1: thing is, these lashes though you didn't pay, Like, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. I know, my lashes like apart because
Speaker 1: they was wet, and I was just like, so he's
Speaker 1: still sucking me. But I'm just like, no, actually I
Speaker 1: still see it. I still see I still see I
Speaker 1: still safe. There was a different way that I took it.
Speaker 1: There's a different way you take a nigga spitting in
Speaker 1: your face and nigga sting in your mask. And so
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Two seconds I left my body
Speaker 1: left the room. No, no, no, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. So I guess that was my onset, like, okay,
Speaker 1: that was the first time that and then yeah, then
Speaker 1: I was just like and then I jolted. I said,
Speaker 1: I thought, my body literally goes out. And then I said, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait right, keep it going, keep it going with I
Speaker 1: want you all to know that they're listening. And I
Speaker 1: watched on YouTube that I just did air quote because
Speaker 1: spit is disrespectful. I think it's fight. You're supposed to fight,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, much like I think
Speaker 1: the sucking dick thing sometimes, like with coming in my face,
Speaker 1: is that disrespectful? Like that Secure episode? Now I agree
Speaker 1: with this helps, but when I watched that Insecure episode
Speaker 1: when Isa was tripping, I was like, girl, come on,
Speaker 1: so I ain't gonna lie if you come on my
Speaker 1: face my shoulder, just don't go my hair, ye aim
Speaker 1: to where it I don't like, don't have me have
Speaker 1: to go to the Dominicans. And because I'm gonna smell
Speaker 1: your nut and my goddamn weird. So it's literally just
Speaker 1: don't get it in my hair. Whether it's braids, we've
Speaker 1: wig wait, it doesn't matter. Don't come in my hair.
Speaker 1: That's a volume shooter. If he could I mean, I
Speaker 1: just i'd be like aiming for the mouth. I did
Speaker 1: this ship the other day and I think I started
Speaker 1: laughing while he was coming, would you because my makeup
Speaker 1: was I didn't want to suck it up, so I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, he was like, wow, let's just go. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can come. Now know that the guy, the guy
Speaker 1: that spent in my mouth was from Miami, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: I've never been to Miami. I just I was in
Speaker 1: atlat I'm sorry, Italy, I know, but not Miami Canada.
Speaker 1: Every time that our bezzil comes around, like shout out
Speaker 1: to y'all, though, you know, because our fuzzle has changed, right.
Speaker 1: You know we're from Florida, so I've been earlier in
Speaker 1: the years of live in Miami's I think it's I
Speaker 1: was born in for Laudendale, Florida. No, I have not been.
Speaker 1: I have died. Wait okay when you said that, I
Speaker 1: was confused. No, I haven't been. So I want you
Speaker 1: guys that are listening to know what the proximity from Miami.
Speaker 1: I've never we've never been. You live in Brooklyn. It
Speaker 1: is going to Manhattan awkward, but I've never been. You like,
Speaker 1: but if you live in Okay, hear me, No, but
Speaker 1: we moved. Oh that's a good one. That is good. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what it's good. Is good? Guy really really black
Speaker 1: nigga like you know Caio no it oh two minutes away. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: haven't been because we we my greatgrandmother got sick when
Speaker 1: I was six. We moved to Birmingham at that time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, so it was like, I really I was
Speaker 1: not doing my my gay things. That's sick. Actually that's
Speaker 1: a good When were you gay? Seven? So yes? Right? Oh,
Speaker 1: you know I always I hate this question really but no,
Speaker 1: I mean if we're if we're putting it on paper,
Speaker 1: then I like what I like When I like it,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, same same, same, same what
Speaker 1: I like it? You know, I might want to climb
Speaker 1: a tree one day. I might like to after yeah,
Speaker 1: a whole after you know, dig it out and no
Speaker 1: pun intended. But top to bottom, but give them in
Speaker 1: a mark we need to add. We were talking up
Speaker 1: the production of the show. Okay, talk the bottom. Describe
Speaker 1: your perfect man? What would he look like? Oh, if
Speaker 1: you have to use the celebrity, that's also fine because
Speaker 1: minus Davonte Road and or but Okay, that's that's that's
Speaker 1: that's koke. Hell no love him down but no, um okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let's start beard. No clean face, clean face, maybe a mustang.
Speaker 1: No he has like he might be doing the blonde
Speaker 1: up black down on the beer or like a different
Speaker 1: Yes we got it. No actually actually yes actually, but
Speaker 1: yes because that's a beautiful last man, and I am
Speaker 1: plodding on that. Can we not keep pulling these? I
Speaker 1: am trying to be a fishing here. You're plotting on him,
Speaker 1: I'm plotting on him. We got twists. What's the boot?
Speaker 1: I want to see the booth Woods? I said that
Speaker 1: in the episode with mouth and then when they said
Speaker 1: who's my Instagram girl? Crushed? It's his bitch now But
Speaker 1: like Lolo Wood, look up Lolo Woods, and I love both.
Speaker 1: He looks because if I'm mad at you, I have
Speaker 1: to be able to look at you after. And then
Speaker 1: that's her black girl, the curly hero. She's beautiful. She's
Speaker 1: a singer. She's not said she is. She's not a singe.
Speaker 1: She pisces. Look, I mean I mean close close to
Speaker 1: us because he likes that. Isn't he a scorpio? I
Speaker 1: think he is close to us. Isn't he? Isn't he?
Speaker 1: She's fine, she's fine. I'll take both of us from
Speaker 1: him a few times, and I think I just want it.
Speaker 1: Maybe no, I mean it's there because I wore better.
Speaker 1: She better be doing. Yeah, she's beautiful. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so. He is esthetically to me and like playful energy.
Speaker 1: I love that. I like that to me someone who
Speaker 1: is gorgeous. And I also like his energy. And it's
Speaker 1: probably because he's foreign. He's from Germany. Is boris kujo
Speaker 1: but from Germany. I didn't know. Yes, he's black and white. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's from Germany. He's German and everything fast took me
Speaker 1: and speak another like Spanish, Spanish. Don't call me mommy
Speaker 1: while we fun. I don't like that, but I want
Speaker 1: to hear something that I don't j He said, top
Speaker 1: to bottom, top to like top, you know him talk
Speaker 1: about you did it? Well. Now here's another one. So
Speaker 1: have you ever kissed a woman? And if so, were
Speaker 1: like no, no, no. So I had a girlfriend when
Speaker 1: I was twelve in middle school. We were so we
Speaker 1: were doing nasty stuff before I even got into high school.
Speaker 1: Like we we had this book, we found out we
Speaker 1: had a we had a friend group that was like
Speaker 1: one was in high school, wom was in middle school,
Speaker 1: and they the only time they saw each other was
Speaker 1: on a bus. So they had like a notebook where
Speaker 1: they like wrote nasty ship to each other and then
Speaker 1: just like yeah at twelve and just sent it back
Speaker 1: and forth and then sent it back and forth. So
Speaker 1: we were like, hey, let's do that too. But we
Speaker 1: go to the same school. She's like a year older
Speaker 1: than be. So the damn principal, I'm talking about you
Speaker 1: my rib and had a YadA like I want to this,
Speaker 1: you know all that, and then the principal I think
Speaker 1: got it from her. I guess she was writing in
Speaker 1: it and one of she just took it up make
Speaker 1: copies for both of our parents. My mom is sitting
Speaker 1: there with the whole I see the copy on her
Speaker 1: like nights there, like, I see how we zerocks the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I said, that's so embarrassing, embarrassing. You don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't know what you're talking about to me. If
Speaker 1: you're at twelve, you had more of social media and stuff.
Speaker 1: And we had my Space at least by middle school
Speaker 1: because I think, yeah, yeah, so I had my Space.
Speaker 1: Bbow everything when that was our black space. Was five
Speaker 1: years almost five years older than you. And I know
Speaker 1: the access we had in the middle school you had, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to use the duty that's what system. And
Speaker 1: the internet, you know, that's what you know. That's my generation.
Speaker 1: And I was reading Zane books at me too, you know,
Speaker 1: my old girl child. I was in a bathroom at
Speaker 1: my grandma house reading them damn things. That's how I
Speaker 1: like found about anything, you know, the car, the car stories,
Speaker 1: the whole, all of them. Zane. Let me know, I
Speaker 1: was a whole earlier. Yeah, and I was like swore
Speaker 1: my man was gonna be midnight. Yeah, cket, Yes. When
Speaker 1: do you remember your first boyfriend? Gay memory? So I
Speaker 1: wasn't a bad child. I was just sneaky. So I remember,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I had I had boys come over to
Speaker 1: my house like in the front and I come into
Speaker 1: my house, but like park in front of my house. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know when was the first? Yeah? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: your first game memory was in high school? Yeah? Actually no,
Speaker 1: I I had I lost my virginity when I was
Speaker 1: sixteen and my my performing arts high school in the
Speaker 1: bathroom that was connecting. So I was dating a dancer
Speaker 1: and the dance and the dance the men's dance sixteen
Speaker 1: girls room. No no, no, no no, but you know,
Speaker 1: but like so you know, both performance um disciplines we had.
Speaker 1: We were connected by a bathroom like the men's dance
Speaker 1: his dressing room and the men's actors dressing room, and
Speaker 1: then there was a um bathroom in between. And there
Speaker 1: was a beautiful boy from Niagara Falls, like you know, gorgeous,
Speaker 1: gorgeous like he was. I think he was West West
Speaker 1: Indian had like the whole thing. Yes, I know, people
Speaker 1: lived there. They came to our Canada show like Niagara
Speaker 1: Falls is the whole city. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not just the water, but the Grand Canyon is
Speaker 1: just you can't live in the Grand Canyon. Right when
Speaker 1: do you say Niagard Falls. I was like, you're in
Speaker 1: the water. That's how my brain, that's how you know
Speaker 1: we are. But I been especially Alabama like this this
Speaker 1: looks cute boy, because my high school also was a
Speaker 1: boarding school. You could live there too, if you live Yes,
Speaker 1: he was sexually yeah, so it was like and you
Speaker 1: know he was child and so no more coffee, coffee
Speaker 1: weed water. Remember he texted me and I was in
Speaker 1: class and he was like in discipline and he was
Speaker 1: just like, hey, I'm downstairs. We've been contemplating this for
Speaker 1: a while. So then I lost my virginity literally in
Speaker 1: the shower of the bathroom. Um it was great, but wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, gay memory not like sex, like gay memory
Speaker 1: like feeling that you were oh um four five in
Speaker 1: five months cross down? No no, but like because then
Speaker 1: the girl were you? Because I grew up, I grew
Speaker 1: up in I grew up in a a in a household.
Speaker 1: My grandfather was like my father figure, and he was
Speaker 1: always when I was a child, being like, oh it's
Speaker 1: okay to say a man is handsome or he's he's like,
Speaker 1: no attraction, it's just like he's a good looking man.
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, cool, well he's gorgeous and
Speaker 1: he did pretty and this, and I was like wait.
Speaker 1: Then I started realizing that I was attracted to them,
Speaker 1: but I was trying to suppress it. So then but
Speaker 1: I was also attracted to this the girlfriend with the
Speaker 1: book as well. You know. I was just like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's see what's going on. But I think also my
Speaker 1: first thought probably was when my mom had to. She had, um,
Speaker 1: A friend's friends that were married to white men that
Speaker 1: were gay, and I remember feeling like right at home
Speaker 1: at their house, like they were always the rich friends,
Speaker 1: you know, the ones with memory of someone that's like
Speaker 1: what you're thinking, Yeah, and like you know antiquated, you know,
Speaker 1: um antiquated, Uh, like furniture, they had cards with you know,
Speaker 1: man with Dixon, just laying on the damn coffee table.
Speaker 1: Nobody saw me, Like nobody saw me, like get the
Speaker 1: deck and like look at the did Can I ask
Speaker 1: you a question that um so poses a show that
Speaker 1: I just started watching, um and your story to me literally, Um, well,
Speaker 1: my friend Carlo told me to watch it over the summer.
Speaker 1: She would have it playing because she was catching up
Speaker 1: on all the episodes. UM. But I watched it because
Speaker 1: I wanted to be sure I knew who your character was.
Speaker 1: And as you're explaining you going to a performing arts school,
Speaker 1: you seeing things on there, it's literally it's damon, it's
Speaker 1: your character. And so I wanted to ask you because
Speaker 1: in almost the opening credits of being introduced to your yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, well I don't know what part of the liver,
Speaker 1: but um in the in the introduction of your character,
Speaker 1: it was you almost feeling like you had to hide
Speaker 1: who you were to to the parents um in the show.
Speaker 1: And then they found the magazine and you're saying you
Speaker 1: enjoyed seeing the magazines and yeah, but also in terms
Speaker 1: of you wanting to be this dancer and being introduced
Speaker 1: into the ballroom scene, I remember you being led by
Speaker 1: the character at the time, letting you know like you're
Speaker 1: accepted into this community. You can still be as fabulous
Speaker 1: and do what you'd like and be respecting about your community.
Speaker 1: So again, listening to you share your story, how easy
Speaker 1: when you read that script was it to act out
Speaker 1: all of those scenes. So at my my producers session
Speaker 1: with Ryan Murphy, Stephen Canals, Jenny Mark, all the people effects,
Speaker 1: that was my second audition, and after I did the scenes,
Speaker 1: they were like, sit down, we're going to do a
Speaker 1: character interview. So then they asked me questions about my life.
Speaker 1: This is because your name is Yeah. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so what happened, how did this happen, When did this happen?
Speaker 1: What was your favorite day? Like all of that, And
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm reading the script like thinking that
Speaker 1: I've said that in confidence Okay, I got y'all as
Speaker 1: you were your character. So like, listening to you say this,
Speaker 1: I'm like, how is how is name in different? Well?
Speaker 1: I never got kicked out of my home, so I
Speaker 1: think everything everything else. Yeah, yeah, did your parents react
Speaker 1: the same way as they did in the show or
Speaker 1: what was the reaction of I didn't. I didn't come
Speaker 1: out until I was in college. I saw for my year,
Speaker 1: so I was like, you know, having sex doing that
Speaker 1: at sixteen, seventeen eighteen up until I left and then
Speaker 1: I was about to go to study in London. What
Speaker 1: age is that's that's that's fifteen sixteen, Yeah, that's twenty one.
Speaker 1: In five years you come out and then you're literally
Speaker 1: on a stage. You know. That's the crazy thing, like
Speaker 1: not the best, the best, I'm the best gay and
Speaker 1: I'm not. But yeah no, but like, um, yeah, so
Speaker 1: I was I was doing Uh. I wrote a one
Speaker 1: man show about um links and Hughes, who's also like
Speaker 1: a queer you know um and I read read his autobiography.
Speaker 1: They don't teach us that at all at all, you know,
Speaker 1: he's just speaker of the people. So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to create a show for my fundraiser to
Speaker 1: get to London to study theater. But my boyfriend at
Speaker 1: the time was my production manager and we were doing
Speaker 1: a show back in Alabama as a fundraiser. So I
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, they're my mama. No, no, the moment
Speaker 1: that you walk into my house, that you my nigger,
Speaker 1: because how I better be reacted with you. So let's
Speaker 1: go ahead and nip this in the butt. And his
Speaker 1: mom was crazy crazy. We had to lie and say
Speaker 1: my best friend was my aunt to get him to
Speaker 1: get down there to bouy the train ticket like all
Speaker 1: of that, because you know. So then his I think
Speaker 1: the theater manager. His mom called the theater manager, gave
Speaker 1: my gave his mom my my mom's mom, my mom's number.
Speaker 1: His mom and my mom are talking. She's crazy talking
Speaker 1: about my mom calls me and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I talked to his crazy as mama. She's talking about
Speaker 1: y'all boyfriends or something. I said, yeah, we are. She
Speaker 1: said wait she and like a store, said wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: that means you're I said no, that just means that
Speaker 1: he's my boyfriend. That's what it is. So she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you back. We can talk about this
Speaker 1: with you. So, like winter break of sophomore year was
Speaker 1: very hard for me. Did your mom say she always
Speaker 1: knew that? Yeah? No, because I think what it was.
Speaker 1: It's so funny to me because my mom introduced me
Speaker 1: to my first gay couple. You know, my cousins are
Speaker 1: like Lesbie, like she has been with nothing but women
Speaker 1: all my life. And then yeah, and then I was
Speaker 1: just like, girl, did she did she respond differently than
Speaker 1: your dad did my dad because even in the show,
Speaker 1: the dad took it way. So during those times where
Speaker 1: we're talking, when I'm a teenager, my mom and my
Speaker 1: dad already separated. She was remarried to my um, my
Speaker 1: stepfather at the time the abuse that happened with my stepfather.
Speaker 1: So what happened at the show was very much like
Speaker 1: it was a whole mom My mom had to be
Speaker 1: the part. I mean, I mean she and Ryan share
Speaker 1: that he actually got Ryan Murphy got kicked out of
Speaker 1: his home. So that was that was a very heal
Speaker 1: That was a healing moment for both of us because
Speaker 1: I hadn't really dealt with it since I got out
Speaker 1: of school. I mean, well I had to deal with it,
Speaker 1: and then now my mom's in my Season one premiere
Speaker 1: episode one is playing, and my mom, my grandma, my aunt,
Speaker 1: my sister, My mom is sitting next to me and
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm squeezing her hand because she's like she
Speaker 1: remembered that moment where we were at a fish fry
Speaker 1: and this happened. Like, yeah, so it was. It was
Speaker 1: very jarring. But it's a crazy because you know, the
Speaker 1: last show that we see a queer um really like
Speaker 1: hero or person that's like fighting for the causes justice
Speaker 1: Smellett's character on on Empire, you know, well you know,
Speaker 1: I mean next line. I mean, it's my place, my own.
Speaker 1: You like acted your ass off. So even watching it
Speaker 1: and then hearing your story moment, no, I happy about. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was watching a movie and recently I think Ola
Speaker 1: was like I hate when black movies do this to us,
Speaker 1: Like what I know, I ain't as many bad actors,
Speaker 1: Like why do black pop just have to do this
Speaker 1: to us? That's why I posed to me was such
Speaker 1: a big because you get so invested. It's so real
Speaker 1: and good, Like it's not just because it's black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just good. It's good writing, it's good, it's good cinematography.
Speaker 1: One of these more questions, Oh that's like you are
Speaker 1: who have you ever been on a dating app? Which
Speaker 1: ones I was? I was just so, I I well
Speaker 1: about the t M I but I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: That's how I love that. Okay, um, I use I
Speaker 1: just got on the league. I just was. I've heard
Speaker 1: of the league act that it's just like they yeah,
Speaker 1: they suck it out. They like they only give you
Speaker 1: but three or four people to choose from a day,
Speaker 1: so you have and you know, like you gotta like
Speaker 1: you gotta think you gotta because they're black. Yeah, um so,
Speaker 1: but but I'm on but while I'm when I go
Speaker 1: away for everybody that when I'm in my European and
Speaker 1: South America and every other place, I don't Yeah, I
Speaker 1: use it here. But um there was a new one
Speaker 1: that I found when I was in Tuloom called three Fun,
Speaker 1: which is about threesomes three fun field. No no, it's
Speaker 1: oh girl, no, no, no, three fun. There's another one
Speaker 1: called cruising, and we talked about that. Yeah, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is like I thought that to Loom doesn't have any
Speaker 1: cruise in places is play at their Carmen and cause
Speaker 1: him out that I like the I realized that there
Speaker 1: was saturated places, right, I'm not on Rio, they haven't.
Speaker 1: I'm well, riya. I've noticed most friends that like have
Speaker 1: notoriety because you can't screenshots like that. So that's good,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if it has a strong gay presence.
Speaker 1: So what's your profile say about you on a dating app? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm gonna bring one up before you bring
Speaker 1: it up. I'm curious to know if when you do
Speaker 1: match someone, if they automatically ask you if you're real?
Speaker 1: That's no, they do all the time. Like, there was
Speaker 1: a few moments where I got a little lonely while
Speaker 1: I was here and on Grinder and was like, they
Speaker 1: were like are you Ryan Jamal Swain And I've already
Speaker 1: sent the dick pick So then I got to block
Speaker 1: them at all like or like or like or like
Speaker 1: r y and then space yah. He said yeah, but like, um,
Speaker 1: but even my name is they haven't removed you. I
Speaker 1: got removed off Bumble because people said no. But like,
Speaker 1: let's see, Okay, this is about me. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1: Excited to potentially meet someone that will be a vibe
Speaker 1: and a vessel. I played it same, but you know
Speaker 1: the guy is and with the horoscope ship Ari's moon.
Speaker 1: People were just like, your venus is areas. That means
Speaker 1: you're a board already. She was like, damn yeah, he
Speaker 1: was like my venus is an are so like sometimes
Speaker 1: I just get very I'm all for I'm all for
Speaker 1: the person, and then I'm like, but my I have
Speaker 1: Sagittarius rising and Sagittarius all about adventure, like, oh I
Speaker 1: want to go here, I'll scare be aloof do that
Speaker 1: sore in both Yeah, it's always bad, but the Pisces
Speaker 1: like calms me there. I was like, okay, I love somebody.
Speaker 1: But then I get you know what I called myself
Speaker 1: on the show them ho No, I am the imo
Speaker 1: ho no for real energy going on? Oh he okay.
Speaker 1: When I was watching sex explain, there's this thing called
Speaker 1: your discussed response, basically saying like what's nasty or gross
Speaker 1: to you changes upon your rousal. So I want to
Speaker 1: know what porn do you watch? That's too embarrassing to
Speaker 1: share because you're discusseds onto so high, Like what do
Speaker 1: you start with? And then the horn year you get
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm gonna watch this. I start with groups,
Speaker 1: I start with the group ones, like the ones where
Speaker 1: it's like there's this brand that does like when they're
Speaker 1: like it's all men and it's like five or seven
Speaker 1: of them and they're all like like fucking one one guy.
Speaker 1: But it's like there's a type of point. I watch,
Speaker 1: um all of the games, but there's this one and
Speaker 1: series Yes, Yes, that one Yes, like's literally called if
Speaker 1: you guys are watching porn Heaven, you go to the
Speaker 1: gay portion of it, you type in funk house and
Speaker 1: there's literally there's one that's like fifty eight minutes. But
Speaker 1: then they also break it into a lot of different ones.
Speaker 1: But a lot of times they are fucking one guy.
Speaker 1: So there's one that I really like. There's three of
Speaker 1: them Leon by the by the pool. It is so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah that like so so that so I of those,
Speaker 1: But what's like disgusting ship important? Like I like a
Speaker 1: lot of come swapping. You know the thing about I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is scientific and we can prove it, um,
Speaker 1: let's get scientific. But like the cream pie moments, like
Speaker 1: when people are like you know, penetrating and then it's
Speaker 1: like it's like, um, there's like white like residue. I
Speaker 1: don't know, if the ask does that naturally, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Haven't talked about it with Dustin or maybe someone else,
Speaker 1: or I think I've had this conversation because a lot
Speaker 1: of people think that the butt the but cream's income
Speaker 1: yeah or like like and I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: science or nothing like that, but um, it's actually the loobe.
Speaker 1: What it is? That type of things kind of like
Speaker 1: if you wash your hands and it's a regular consistency
Speaker 1: and then it becomes soapy. It's actually the lube that
Speaker 1: you was an anal that once you go in and
Speaker 1: out the friction causes it. But that does and then
Speaker 1: and the most disgusting one is like every now and
Speaker 1: then I do watch the ones where people are like
Speaker 1: farting on the dick like the air, the air, like
Speaker 1: the air, just like it's different than a pussy part
Speaker 1: because now this is really coming out of your ask.
Speaker 1: The part for noise is like gratifying, like yeah, I
Speaker 1: know that, Yeah, that's what it is. Essentially, that's a
Speaker 1: new name, not like yeah, let's do a queef and
Speaker 1: asked queef and ask queef quef. Not a cool that's
Speaker 1: coming back from next I'll be honest. The one that's
Speaker 1: kind of weird to me that I've been recently watching,
Speaker 1: and it actually when I watched, I get scared for
Speaker 1: the actor. But it's like which one, Well, no, not
Speaker 1: to calm down with the fisting, but yes, but there's
Speaker 1: one now and there's a whole series. Once you get
Speaker 1: into one of TIXI down the rabbit hole and you
Speaker 1: watch them I do, but it's like where they're in
Speaker 1: a dungeon and contraptions and they bend the guy over.
Speaker 1: One even puts them in a thing like where they
Speaker 1: used to take people to the guillotine. So they get
Speaker 1: into the so they get into the guillotine and why
Speaker 1: there it is the guillotine, but the guillotine and so
Speaker 1: they're in it and they can't move, and normally they
Speaker 1: start with like biggest toys that you know they can't
Speaker 1: really take. Yes, I've seen, Yes, I've seen a little
Speaker 1: bit of like the previews, and I kind of feel
Speaker 1: sorry hurting, but it's like still interesting, like oh, I
Speaker 1: want my neig to be taking whatever I do and no,
Speaker 1: but no, that's crazy sometimes like they have more sex.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. It is, and it's weird because
Speaker 1: you can't mind great fantasies um at all. That's like
Speaker 1: a thing. Thank god they don't, but it's crazy. So
Speaker 1: I want to shout out to all of our Twitter
Speaker 1: followers and our Instagram followers. They send us a lot
Speaker 1: of the news. I do want to bring up one
Speaker 1: of the things that someone brought. It was the number
Speaker 1: four most watched video on porn Hub recently, and it's
Speaker 1: a girl who is strapped to um some contraption and
Speaker 1: she's being forced to fuck, but she's clearly uh an
Speaker 1: adult and they say teen girl. So they were like,
Speaker 1: what is it with pornos making it seem like it's
Speaker 1: a teen being fucked instead of an actual just young woman,
Speaker 1: you know. And that's that's one of those things where
Speaker 1: we are so infatuated with children and well people looking
Speaker 1: premature and like just like but we do it with
Speaker 1: black people because there's an innocence with a teen you're
Speaker 1: the first one to have. So yeah, it's really just interesting,
Speaker 1: like the rabbit holes that I think a lot of
Speaker 1: us to get into with watching these porns. It's just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we need to know what we're just watching for enjoyment,
Speaker 1: and it's just a come sing like well we know
Speaker 1: you like how much of come. I don't want what
Speaker 1: it is it honestly, I mean they have a lot
Speaker 1: of pineapples or something that I don't even need it
Speaker 1: in my mouth. I just want to look at it,
Speaker 1: like see it. Just I love the mess. And as
Speaker 1: nasty as I am, that's probably one of the most
Speaker 1: disgusting things. I don't want it call me if I
Speaker 1: see it, even if we're sucking and we're so nasty,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm your little slut and I'm saying
Speaker 1: all these nasty things. As soon as they call me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, ill, you're so nasty. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: swallow it. Don't you have natys? Obviously I knew he
Speaker 1: was recording, and then like you know what, you know
Speaker 1: it's recording, and you're like, damn not gotta. We don't
Speaker 1: want to see you have sex. Put the spin on listen.
Speaker 1: Once I was getting I was like I was the
Speaker 1: first day, I like to turn it off and he's like,
Speaker 1: you really want me to turn it off? And I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't. Okay, there might be for some happen,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't really, I can't find mine that
Speaker 1: I made earlier. Oh, that's the word. Yeah, Like I've
Speaker 1: had about five or six phones. Yeah, don't do eye cloud. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Yeah, so you always have to keep
Speaker 1: it on the actual device. That's how Rihanna got hacked.
Speaker 1: Eye cloud is whenever something's Internet based, it can get
Speaker 1: hacked your hard phone. Like I don't know how of
Speaker 1: your phone I'm saying, like, I can't necessarily get hacked
Speaker 1: unless it's in someone's hand and opened, but if it's
Speaker 1: uploaded to a cloud swere absolutely can be compromised. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like during that time, I don't think I don't happen.
Speaker 1: I used to master recovery software right when I was
Speaker 1: working in tech and this one office I went to
Speaker 1: a finance firm can't say the name. They're huge and
Speaker 1: global and had an entire floor of papers, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is perfect. I'm thinking, like because
Speaker 1: each cabinet is like ten grand. Yeah, and he's like,
Speaker 1: these are clients that make over a certain amount of
Speaker 1: money annually and we can't put it in the cloud,
Speaker 1: Like this literally has to be here. And they've replicated
Speaker 1: the document to other places in case buildings burned down,
Speaker 1: but it will never go in the cloud. That's how
Speaker 1: it was. My manager got got that ship for me
Speaker 1: because I told her. You know, I'm very I'm very
Speaker 1: clear about how crazy I get with her. So I'm
Speaker 1: just like, okay, yeah I did this, So can you
Speaker 1: got it? Because though at your age, because if you
Speaker 1: if you're started here, imagine in five years. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Yeah exactly, they look at that tweet
Speaker 1: or that video or whatever. Is that something that you've done, Like,
Speaker 1: so you're on the dating apps to meet people, you're
Speaker 1: out parting. Have you gone through your old tweets or
Speaker 1: old social media? The crazy thing about the tweets thing
Speaker 1: is that I was so not I was so anti
Speaker 1: Twitter for a long time that the only thing that
Speaker 1: was updating on that was like the Pissy the horoscope.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh god, you can't. So when
Speaker 1: we first started a Horrible Decisions Twitter, I was going
Speaker 1: to use mine because followers, and I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, bro, Like, I'm not gonna get canceled, so
Speaker 1: I can't go back to all these listen stuff. It was.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. I think I had one you have, UM
Speaker 1: one of did you want to ask this question? Um?
Speaker 1: And I think this is important just for people who
Speaker 1: are listening, and have you encouraged Sis gay men that
Speaker 1: aren't supportive of our transistors As an advocate, what do
Speaker 1: you do to have that conversation? And can people coming
Speaker 1: maybe see you in panel discussions and other things? What
Speaker 1: is your voice outside of pose? What is your voice? No,
Speaker 1: I've done a lot of panels with like ci A
Speaker 1: Social Impact and like um Finnway Health and uh it
Speaker 1: gets better and Trevor Project, like just trying to make
Speaker 1: sure that the youth understand that you know, there is
Speaker 1: in our own community a hierarchy system like a totem pole.
Speaker 1: You know, my transistors brothers and non binearis at the
Speaker 1: at the end, at the bottom, you know, when everybody
Speaker 1: needs someone not to propose, but everybody needs someone to
Speaker 1: make them feel superior. That's essentially how how it goes.
Speaker 1: And if it's not you know gay will sis head
Speaker 1: I mean since his gay man trying to bash lesbians
Speaker 1: or bi folk or you know black to black to
Speaker 1: white or or you know, you know whatever, I really
Speaker 1: do make it my my mission, especially as assists queer
Speaker 1: male like to be like, no, you have to understand
Speaker 1: that this we have to fight for all privilege. Privileged
Speaker 1: personifies itself in many different ways, pretty privileged, ugly privilege,
Speaker 1: sis to trans privilege, rich to poor privilege, color color privilege. Like,
Speaker 1: we are all benefiting from something, some type of privilege, um,
Speaker 1: no matter how we like to see it. And if
Speaker 1: we can be able to call ourselves and everybody else out,
Speaker 1: will call ourselves not everyone, we call ourselves out first,
Speaker 1: will provide a little bit more compassion for a lot
Speaker 1: of for a lot of other people. So for me,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm really really about. And this last year
Speaker 1: has been um and just since the pose has really
Speaker 1: opened my eyes to the ship that I was ignorant
Speaker 1: to with my own community, you know because from Birmingham, Alabama,
Speaker 1: I didn't know if I have met somebody that has
Speaker 1: been trance or none binary in my life. But um,
Speaker 1: it really opened my eyes to how much we have
Speaker 1: to advocate for my my sisters and brothers and you
Speaker 1: know your reach at first, like when I mean, obviously
Speaker 1: we don't know how big that it was. It was
Speaker 1: crazy to me because I don't think I didn't have
Speaker 1: a damon on my TV screen, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like at all. And now if you take a look
Speaker 1: at these cartoons now as an adult. No, they're going crazy. Girl.
Speaker 1: I just had an all just for one of them
Speaker 1: last night. Yeah. Yeah, I had to do a voice
Speaker 1: over last night. We'll send it in today. What what what?
Speaker 1: Little bit like? Yeah, And they're supposed to be children cartoons,
Speaker 1: but just the sexual in your windows. I just went
Speaker 1: to the movie theater. It's all Jumanji is supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Goddamn kids. It's much sexual. And you when I was
Speaker 1: talking about like horse dicks, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: it is not it has now been, is it? PG?
Speaker 1: You could be fourteen to talk about horse dicks. That's
Speaker 1: kind of normal, isn't it? Gay shows particular where you
Speaker 1: see where I'm from, there's me show it is watching
Speaker 1: a because to me, like a show like Pose is like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm going through that. I have those
Speaker 1: dreams blah blah blah. I don't have a place to
Speaker 1: watch this. But like, do you feel like more your
Speaker 1: advocacy has to heighten? Do you feel pressure? Oh? No.
Speaker 1: That was a conversation that I had with one of
Speaker 1: my classmates from high school. He was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I always wanted to ask you this. He's in his
Speaker 1: PhD at Stanford right now, like like a whole, like
Speaker 1: a whole as one of the youngest candidates. PJ love you.
Speaker 1: Um and uh, he was just because I always wanted
Speaker 1: to ask you because your visible, like your queerness has
Speaker 1: been so like I've never known you to be this
Speaker 1: queer in your life. And he was like, you should
Speaker 1: have elevated like like this bright in my head, like
Speaker 1: what But he was like, do you think that the
Speaker 1: show like you had to do that? And you know,
Speaker 1: I always joke around when I'm in a in an
Speaker 1: interview because I think Ryan Murphy out of all of us,
Speaker 1: because in every article he was like the largest lgbt
Speaker 1: Q I cast, the largest, you know, So it was
Speaker 1: just like crazy, I said, well, I said, well, well,
Speaker 1: I can't go I baby. I mean it's already out there,
Speaker 1: so here it is. But does it do you feel
Speaker 1: like you just always maybe we're this? Uh absolutely no,
Speaker 1: and and and that, And that's what the gag of
Speaker 1: it all was. I think, really, my my family's because
Speaker 1: before when I realized that I was going into production
Speaker 1: for the show, I called all of my family and
Speaker 1: was like, listen, I am queer, I'm going on this
Speaker 1: Queer Ass Show. I just want to let y'all know
Speaker 1: that this is happening. So no, no, I called everyone
Speaker 1: because I was in New York training before we got done,
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, I'm calling it like my grandmam,
Speaker 1: my mama, my aunties, everyone, because I was just like, listen,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be shipped when I go into these arts,
Speaker 1: like these interviews where they're gonna be asking me about
Speaker 1: my life, and I'm gonna be very transparent with them,
Speaker 1: not not disrespecting y'all, but just distruct people that disrespected me.
Speaker 1: And and yeah, because like I think what it is
Speaker 1: is like yourr trauma is not your responsibility, your healing is.
Speaker 1: And I think that for me to be as visible
Speaker 1: as I am being damon on like a young a
Speaker 1: queer teenager. And then also in season when we talk
Speaker 1: about queer love and black queer love and you know this,
Speaker 1: this very naive, very innocent boy going into this world
Speaker 1: that is about is all six inches off the ground
Speaker 1: and everybody is facilitating hurt. So it's like when he
Speaker 1: goes in there and not knowing anything. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of people in the Midwest and from out Intown, Pennsylvania
Speaker 1: and from Miami and from you know, Oregon in Wisconsin
Speaker 1: that have those space like have those those those experiences
Speaker 1: and don't really get to see themselves seeing like there's
Speaker 1: radicalization and like normalcy. And I feel like Damon is
Speaker 1: a normal as character that was just in an extraordinary
Speaker 1: circumstance and then what how he how his dreams and
Speaker 1: how his circumstances thrust him into becoming who he is
Speaker 1: and also recycling hurt like all of that. So that's
Speaker 1: a lot of from from to be clearly honest, a
Speaker 1: lot of um marginalized people, black Latin. You know. That
Speaker 1: was what I really liked about it. Yeah, like that,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of people space laos a lot. And
Speaker 1: I've been trying more on my show too, like oh
Speaker 1: I love Latino them, you know, I don't really, But
Speaker 1: he was like my in Mexico City and no, because
Speaker 1: I was I was gonna, I was gonna follow you there.
Speaker 1: I just to burn his house, Like I'm that crazy
Speaker 1: that czy is that what pisces do? Because I just
Speaker 1: saw I saw the video on Twitter with two girls
Speaker 1: like putting gasoline all over the boyfriend's car. Video. We're
Speaker 1: not taping what'll do. We'll do it be like you.
Speaker 1: It was the same thing that I was talking about
Speaker 1: the production manager. I think he was dating somebody and
Speaker 1: it was like a love triangle situation that was going
Speaker 1: on with me, boy boy, and he wouldn't answer my
Speaker 1: phone called text. He was like, you know, he was
Speaker 1: being that penny piece because he was also Pisces pulled
Speaker 1: him up. Yeah, so I pulled up, girl to Mexico,
Speaker 1: you pulled up. No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: This is the American this is when you were local.
Speaker 1: This local, this local boyfriend Mexico is I will get
Speaker 1: on the plane. I haven't been you know, I've not
Speaker 1: been to Mexico since we broke up, Like that's three
Speaker 1: years ago. Yeah, that was my first time being back.
Speaker 1: And I started crying on the plane while I there.
Speaker 1: You were triggering, So I really brought it up. I was,
Speaker 1: I know all about it, but I climbed over that
Speaker 1: damn fence because I climbing fences. I got cut on
Speaker 1: my hands from like the fence. Like you know, why
Speaker 1: don't Because good Dick is a prison and only you
Speaker 1: can let yourself out. This is what I'm saying. Because
Speaker 1: dating is the ghetto. I want to like, do you
Speaker 1: have any more questions because we don't. We don't have
Speaker 1: a homemail. I want to found one. But it's just
Speaker 1: as long as the way to plug your ship. And
Speaker 1: I also want you because obviously post is so huge.
Speaker 1: Plug anything that you feel like is in your lane
Speaker 1: but isn't getting recognized, whether it be a book an artist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you first, um yeah, yeah, yeah. So uh Instagram
Speaker 1: is Ryan Jamal Swain. Jamal is spelled with two a's
Speaker 1: behind the m okay girl pops up, but you just
Speaker 1: put Ryan j know to pop up with the blue check,
Speaker 1: not oka um and then Twitter Ryan Jamal and um. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm getting uh there on TV one on MLK Day one.
Speaker 1: I'm being honored at the Urban one Honors And we
Speaker 1: filmed in December five, so I'm getting next to Jamie
Speaker 1: Fox and Sylvia Rohne Chance the rapper, Miss Yell, and
Speaker 1: then it's myself and then Billy Porter is the list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was crazy to me, gir. I was sitting in
Speaker 1: that day when we were filming it. I was sitting
Speaker 1: there like I'm looking at their montages and I'm just
Speaker 1: like the for real though on the front row in
Speaker 1: the middle with the with the loudest outfit shout out
Speaker 1: to that. But Dan, because it was a customer. I
Speaker 1: can't wait for you all to see that. I can't
Speaker 1: wait for the wait. But was just no, that's what
Speaker 1: I mean. And in my speech, which was lit, I
Speaker 1: was just like I did a flip in um. But
Speaker 1: you know it was a call to duty, like a promise,
Speaker 1: like you know, because Kathy Hughes was I don't want
Speaker 1: to go into the history of her, but like as
Speaker 1: women on radio, you know what I mean. In podcasts,
Speaker 1: she was very much influence Howard University was influential in
Speaker 1: her space. Nobody wanted to give her any loan to
Speaker 1: start her Radio one Tycoon and there was just one
Speaker 1: man that gave her a million dollar loan and then
Speaker 1: it just just sore. So now this Urban One Honors
Speaker 1: is actually celebrating forty years for Radio one as well,
Speaker 1: and she's one of the co hosts with Chris Chris Tucker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you was in a room. Now, I was in a
Speaker 1: room while it was like Ryan, that what the that
Speaker 1: that damn dapper Dan? She is like, that's the little
Speaker 1: shi that I've never seen it. Monday Monday definitely check
Speaker 1: that out. But people that I want to shout out, um,
Speaker 1: I mean, she's getting buzzed. This is my friend, love
Speaker 1: you snow snow allegro. Oh yeah, she's popping. I'm yeah, Mr,
Speaker 1: I Mr. Concert too, and we were Yeah, my cousin
Speaker 1: Trevor Jackson. He's you know, just won the Beats Certified
Speaker 1: Artists Awards and ladies. He fine. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's single. You know he's he's single. I think he's
Speaker 1: still here too doing press. Y'all might see him on
Speaker 1: the street. Really well, we're gonna go to house after
Speaker 1: this if you want to buy him. That nigger that's
Speaker 1: my I ain't know him by name him. That was him.
Speaker 1: That was the one that was on the floor the way,
Speaker 1: who was on the floor helping me. You you know
Speaker 1: your your your man was I knew him my name,
Speaker 1: you know, let him know I knew him by name.
Speaker 1: That was Let me stop you guy. You should you
Speaker 1: should see them right now. I eat it? Oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 1: then Daily Daily, you know Daily is a good friend.
Speaker 1: Amound the light scan, I mean the white scan with
Speaker 1: the curly red hair, the one that sing alone together
Speaker 1: Marsha ambrocious, that guy, I gotta check it out. I
Speaker 1: oh us your friends who were just in essence, and
Speaker 1: I just want to say I really thought me and Mandy.
Speaker 1: So we went in October and that come that long ago.
Speaker 1: I was. I looked at David the picture, so it
Speaker 1: was November. It was October, said one on one of
Speaker 1: the pictures. Didn't because Christopher came for Halloween. He was
Speaker 1: with us. So hold on, bitch, I thought like they
Speaker 1: it was. They were like, these bitches to problematic. We
Speaker 1: ain't gonna put them up. We we we said, we
Speaker 1: did the article photos a few months ago and it
Speaker 1: just came out. So when the new year started, I
Speaker 1: said maybe she was like you know what, and I
Speaker 1: do a lot of as saying, and so I thought
Speaker 1: for the people, yeah, you know, yeah we were the
Speaker 1: song we are I hate. If you guys support us,
Speaker 1: it does mean a lot, because um, we are on
Speaker 1: the digital version, trying to get it to the print,
Speaker 1: trying to women in here. We're getting good. Thank you.
Speaker 1: We sent each other to the office. We're like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: these don't match. What No, but I love they We're
Speaker 1: supposed to do you or I think we planned on
Speaker 1: plaid hardness. I love it, but I love it. Actually,
Speaker 1: I need to go to I need to go to
Speaker 1: a sex shop because I'm thinking about getting toys my code,
Speaker 1: my co co star told me today or my pattern
Speaker 1: shout out to the pattern app to getting sex. They
Speaker 1: said invest in a new toy today and already says oh,
Speaker 1: speaking of and they're not talking about Well, I want
Speaker 1: to shout out we may have it in the studio.
Speaker 1: I need to look. Um. I want to actually give
Speaker 1: a huge shout out to one of our previous guests, Um,
Speaker 1: King Noir. He is selling Dick Maltz and it's huge,
Speaker 1: he said. Both of us. Let's say, yeah, Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's here. I gotta look. It might
Speaker 1: not be here. Pull that out. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's here. I ain't look to see if we got
Speaker 1: it yet, but it should have been here. But I
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to him. Um. And
Speaker 1: then who else do I want to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to? Oh? Just because I've been jamming it all week?
Speaker 1: Um shout out to the number one UM hip hop
Speaker 1: album and his number one for the first time in
Speaker 1: like fifteen years. It's just like so ghetto and fun
Speaker 1: but also just the whole album. Yeah, he got the
Speaker 1: it's the number one hunt finished. I think he had
Speaker 1: both the first he had like the number one wrap
Speaker 1: and the number one single single at the same time
Speaker 1: time in fifteen years, in fifteen years. Seriously, yeah, Kanye
Speaker 1: Drake jay Z, no one's done this in fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Roddy Rich returns to number one on Billboard. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: became the first of all number one. That song makes
Speaker 1: me want to throw my circle. But it doesn't work
Speaker 1: that way, like my work doesn't like circuit, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've to work on my work on mine because um,
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like I'll have to call on
Speaker 1: it one day. But I mean, yeah, you know, but
Speaker 1: your dancing skills are up, Yeah they're but um, I
Speaker 1: just can't even listen to uh right Whinney Houston. You know.
Speaker 1: Every time, every time that I every time that I
Speaker 1: hear it, I started sweating because I remember the whole day. No.
Speaker 1: So shout out to Ryan Heavington, who I don't know
Speaker 1: if you'll watch all the Sea of videos like the Chandelier,
Speaker 1: Lesta Car like all of those. He did the choreography
Speaker 1: for all of those. So Ryan Murphy was like, we
Speaker 1: want something like that. It felt like but then but
Speaker 1: then he was just like, um, we don't want it
Speaker 1: to polish because he needs somewhere to go, you know,
Speaker 1: he needs to be like a street dancer. That turned
Speaker 1: into like, I love how you got nervous, like you
Speaker 1: about to kill it. Yeah, any right, your cousin's gonna
Speaker 1: come say hi. But I do want to thank you
Speaker 1: for coming on guys. I really hope you um enjoyed
Speaker 1: this show. I want to say I hope that you
Speaker 1: guys enjoyed this episode to all of our old listeners
Speaker 1: are new listeners, um, we hope that you guys continue
Speaker 1: to listen to us. I do also want to shout
Speaker 1: out to all of you who continue to watch this
Speaker 1: on YouTube. I do want to let y'all know real quick,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop it dramo please. As you guys know,
Speaker 1: we will be this Wednesday in Chicago. Get your motherfucking
Speaker 1: tickets Chicago. We are going to be at the Chicago
Speaker 1: Improv Harolds you some all of you. Bring the chicken.
Speaker 1: Bring the chicken. Let me finius. The day before we
Speaker 1: then Friday, Sony Hall, New York. But for y'all who
Speaker 1: rock with us so hard. In New York. We have
Speaker 1: a second show, so get your tickets now for Saturday, January.
Speaker 1: We are going to be at Sony Hall if you
Speaker 1: gonna throw us an after party. By the way, in
Speaker 1: any of these cities, many's gonna nave, including New York. Okay,
Speaker 1: just because the shows in doesn't mean people from can't
Speaker 1: come hit us up if you have a spot, if
Speaker 1: you want to pay us, because we're popping, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: So we are hitting up the state that is the biggest,
Speaker 1: where everything is known to be big and oversized, including
Speaker 1: Dicks Texas. We are going to be in Dallas, which
Speaker 1: can can I just pause real quick, Dallas, I funk
Speaker 1: with y'all Dallas right now? Can I just tell y'all
Speaker 1: it's over double Houston, So Houston, I need y'all to
Speaker 1: show up on the twenty three, So Dallas shout out.
Speaker 1: We'll see you guys on the twenty. We'll Houston on
Speaker 1: thee and then, guys, tickets are dropping this week, so
Speaker 1: I want to go ahead and let you guys know
Speaker 1: the dates for the city's y'all be motherfucker asking for Charlotte.
Speaker 1: Y'all have Wednesday, March fourth. We will be in Charlotte,
Speaker 1: North Carolina at the Comedy Zone Saturday, March seven. We
Speaker 1: are going back home to motherfucking Folks seven Choppa City, Orlando,
Speaker 1: Florida at the Orlando Improv. That will be a matinee show. Guys,
Speaker 1: so pull up. That will be a midday show Friday,
Speaker 1: March twenty, Atlanta, Giogia. Okay, bring them peaches, bitch. We
Speaker 1: will be at Center Stage in Atlanta on Friday March Saturday,
Speaker 1: March and I do want to announce this, but it's
Speaker 1: possible to change. We are working right now, but Saturday
Speaker 1: Marnline's Baby at the House of Blues, So come turn
Speaker 1: up all that ship also the show. That's kind of
Speaker 1: hurting my feelings, but I funk with y'all so hard
Speaker 1: I might not be able to do dream Bill because
Speaker 1: of this. We are going to San Francisco. Oh shoot,
Speaker 1: I skipped Toronto first. He Satiday, Toronto, California. Now Toronto, California.
Speaker 1: We literally couldn't find a fucking venue that could hold everybody.
Speaker 1: Start going back to the same one. That's so please
Speaker 1: get your tickets. We cannot do a second show for
Speaker 1: that one. We were every single venue in every city
Speaker 1: We've been trying to grow and doing larger audiences with Toronto.
Speaker 1: We could not one um, and then here we go.
Speaker 1: We are coming to the Bay, Bay Bay, San Francisco, California.
Speaker 1: You know we're going to the Bay. This is no bullshit.
Speaker 1: Sharon has hosted our l A show that Nigga got
Speaker 1: up there and said where y'all from, and then when
Speaker 1: they all said the Bay, he said, damn, but just
Speaker 1: gotta go. Yeah. So Sunday, Sunday April five, we are
Speaker 1: gonna be at Brava in San Francisco. Thursday, April the
Speaker 1: night we will be in l A at the Region.
Speaker 1: And then I want to go ahead and let y'all
Speaker 1: know we will have our Moca Fest live show on Saturday. Mate.
Speaker 1: If you guys um have not yet get your tickets
Speaker 1: at Moca fest dot com, use promo code horrible to
Speaker 1: say fifty dollars off. I think there are only rooms
Speaker 1: left at Hedonism resort Um. But you can't also buy
Speaker 1: the day pass. So with your day pass or party
Speaker 1: pass for the weekend, you will have access to the
Speaker 1: live show. You're also still working on our Vegas show,
Speaker 1: so hold tight, Vegas. We'll let you know where we
Speaker 1: can find other than that. Enjoy this stiff for Patreon.
Speaker 1: Become a member body if you were able to live
Speaker 1: to the age of ninety and retained either the mind
Speaker 1: of a third year old for the last sixty years
Speaker 1: of your life the mind or body. Which would you want?
Speaker 1: If you're niney years old, you want the mind or
Speaker 1: the body of a third year old? The body. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine how you'll sound? She findest like I don't care.
Speaker 1: Like even when I was like in my in my
Speaker 1: early twenties, I always had an old soul. Niggas thought
Speaker 1: I was older all the time. I would pick the
Speaker 1: same I'm my body, I'll be seven. Do you have
Speaker 1: a secret hunch about how you'll die? I don't think
Speaker 1: about that. I think I'm gonna die. I do not
Speaker 1: think about um. It's so weird because honestly, I have
Speaker 1: a little flashes. But it's weird because when I'm in
Speaker 1: a car, when I'm with somebody like, I won't to me. Honestly,
Speaker 1: It's why I don't I all hop out of my
Speaker 1: friend's car believe that your date death day is like
Speaker 1: already written. No, I don't. I don't think about that.
Speaker 1: And I honestly want to get off this conversation. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna die doing something adventurous like
Speaker 1: I think the scariest way for me to die, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, would be like drowning. I'm terrified of that.
Speaker 1: It almost happened to me once. There was like someone
Speaker 1: I was playing that chicken game whatever, what's it called?
Speaker 1: When you're on someone's shoulders chicken. Oh, well, she didn't
Speaker 1: realize that I was so deep under and I couldn't
Speaker 1: get up, and then her legs were wrapping around my neck.
Speaker 1: And I remember that feeling of almost passing out and drowning.
Speaker 1: And I would never want that to happen. But I
Speaker 1: do think when I die, I don't think about it's
Speaker 1: going to be like bungee to the next question number eight.
Speaker 1: Three things you and your partner appear to have in
Speaker 1: commons So you can answer this and you this is
Speaker 1: I was about to say thirty six questions to love
Speaker 1: each other? Um, what do we have in common? I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. People listen to us, and I think
Speaker 1: now that we're three years in, they realized we don't
Speaker 1: have much in common outside of tol We both love
Speaker 1: to suck dick and we we both get our hair
Speaker 1: done with we've We both love to travel, we both
Speaker 1: love we both love our friends a lot. We love
Speaker 1: our friends. We both like ethnic foods. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say we both like bougie things, but I like Brachi,
Speaker 1: but were to Louis Bitten pers across it, and you see,
Speaker 1: I got a Burberry jacket. But this is just now
Speaker 1: like things that I couldn't afford um and I also
Speaker 1: used to. So the niggas that I've when I talk
Speaker 1: about sugar daddies and stuff like that, all of the
Speaker 1: men that I've dealt with are those that won't buy me.
Speaker 1: They would never they would never buy me tangible things.
Speaker 1: They would buy me things for school, they would pay
Speaker 1: for my bills, they would do things for my livelihood.
Speaker 1: But they're they're not materialistic niggas. So now that you
Speaker 1: know they know, I really don't need that money that way,
Speaker 1: if I do ask for something, it's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want this, and they're okay, Like I'm waiting on these
Speaker 1: wine cell shoes right now. So it's but also, yes,
Speaker 1: the pump that's my Valentine's list, that's literally what I'm getting. Well,
Speaker 1: it's crazy because so they have a boot version and
Speaker 1: open toe versions and a pump vers so the boots
Speaker 1: are seventred the and the other two are. So I
Speaker 1: was like, the boot is seasonal. Open to was also
Speaker 1: seasonal because we live, I said the pump I could
Speaker 1: wear a year round. I would get by the way.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but see even my even even on Louis,
Speaker 1: it's on like um combat boots. They set uncomfortable for
Speaker 1: me for those And yeah, just like, listen, that's what
Speaker 1: I want. I know that you like ship like this,
Speaker 1: but that's kind of tacky. I was like, it's not tacky.
Speaker 1: He's like, listen, it's too over the top. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's not. Then you could dress it down, but you
Speaker 1: can wear that with cargo pants. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know why you feel like it's too much. He
Speaker 1: was like, I think it's too showy. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'll get you some while I's all ship, but it's
Speaker 1: not gonna be all over it. And I'm like, then
Speaker 1: this body standing mad it. I'm not gonna lie like
Speaker 1: I'm one of those that didn't grow up with money.
Speaker 1: I don't have family members that have money, and to me,
Speaker 1: I don't believe in spending so much money on something.
Speaker 1: So I was talking to my homeboy about it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, if I'm gonna buy something,
Speaker 1: the monograph is gonna be only because they're gonna know
Speaker 1: if it costs to a hundred dollars, they're gonna because
Speaker 1: theyre gonn see it. I don't want just a leather
Speaker 1: black leathers. I felt like the y s l like
Speaker 1: he'll was tasteful and not that much. And he's like no,
Speaker 1: he was like, real, Nias know when you have a
Speaker 1: certain kind of time. I'm like, well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know a bit start walking down the street
Speaker 1: with well, actually why I saw doesn't have the very
Speaker 1: around front with a certain kind of thing. But anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: Nine is for what in your life do you feel
Speaker 1: us frightful? Ten? If you could change anything about the
Speaker 1: your raise, that would be eleven. Tell take four minutes
Speaker 1: and tell your partner your life story and as much
Speaker 1: detail as possible. I think that's a good one too. Um.
Speaker 1: If you could wake up tomorrow morning having gained one
Speaker 1: quality or ability, what would it be? Can I get
Speaker 1: into my side fake? Yeah? Oh so I would want
Speaker 1: to be able to teleport anywhere in the world. Wow,
Speaker 1: mine was totally different. I'm thinking of magical powers. Well, like,
Speaker 1: what what abilities are you talking about? I was gonna
Speaker 1: say I would want like one quality I would want
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't want to be like super strong, Like
Speaker 1: I'm trying really hard to like build strength, Like that's
Speaker 1: something that's so important to me, like being able to
Speaker 1: lift myself up doing certain ships like that, and I
Speaker 1: feel like a failure every time, and so like my
Speaker 1: I T band has been sucked up. I haven't been
Speaker 1: able to work out, so it's all upper body. I'm
Speaker 1: gaining weight that I can't do pull ups for ship.
Speaker 1: Like my upper body strength sucks. But my lower body
Speaker 1: these thighs strong most people are. I can squat and
Speaker 1: do body yeah, but that's how I have a lot
Speaker 1: of lower body strength. Um, except I still ain't right
Speaker 1: In thirteen, if a crystal ball could tell you the
Speaker 1: truth about yourself, your life, the future, what would you
Speaker 1: want to know