1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: Coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's my 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is he shouldn't 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:13,319 Speaker 1: be in my purse. Okay, we'll get into that and 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: just a bit, but right now it is time for 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: for us? Now, well, we're gonna take it to the church. 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 1: They call him the first Lady. I call her the 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: preacher's wife, the preacher's wife, cat dog. If you would hello, Hello, 9 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a sister Angela. Sister Angela, please, 10 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton. I'm calling 11 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: you from our greatest Baptist Church. How are you doing 12 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: this morning? Oh? I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I 13 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: know that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one 14 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: of the candidates that we may be choosing to be 15 00:00:55,520 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: our pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes, 16 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll make 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 1: a very good candidate. As a matter of fact, here 18 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: at the church, we've been asking a lot of the 19 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 1: deacons and assistant ministers here have been asking different questions, 20 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: different things that they would be doing once they became pastor, 21 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,199 Speaker 1: you know, like your first one hundred days, what would 22 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: you try and change here at the church or try 23 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: and make better? So to speak? Yet, but but what 24 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: my husband, he's not here right now that you need 25 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 1: to speak to her? No, not right now. What we've 26 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: decided to do, uh, Sis Angela is actually called the 27 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 1: wives and ask them a few questions. Oh, okay, that's 28 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: a little different. Sure, and we don't we don't want 29 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: to take up too much of your time. You know 30 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 1: a lot of times, if a pastor is stressed at home, 31 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: nine times out of ten, he's likely to be stressed 32 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: at the church. So I guess, my, my, My biggest 33 00:01:54,240 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: question to you is is your husband stressed at home? Uh? No, 34 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: not that I know of. He eats regularly, he's on 35 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: a good diet. You know, he gets goes to the 36 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: doctor regularly. He gets his physical um pretty good. At home. 37 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 1: I don't have a reason to believe that he's stressed. 38 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: He certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention. Okay, No, no, 39 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,399 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't, I don't. 40 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: I don't think you follow me, Suster Andrew. What I'm saying, 41 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:28,799 Speaker 1: is he stressed behind closed doors? Is he stressed in 42 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:34,519 Speaker 1: that fashion? Um, I'm not I'm not too sure. I 43 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: follow you. You said behind closed doors? What exactly did 44 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: you mean by that? Is he? Is he stressed in 45 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 1: y'all's relations? Is he stressed? Are you asking me about 46 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: my personal business? Brother? Well, what I'm saying is if 47 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed at the church. 48 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: And if he's stressed at the church, then the members 49 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: are stressed, then the congregation is stressed. So the stressed 50 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: thought arg with you. Excuse me, If you are making 51 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 1: sure that he's all right at home, he's gonna be 52 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: all right at the chair. I'm sorry, brother. What was 53 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: your name? Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you m 54 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: conducting whatever interviews you guys need to conduct with the candidates. Wise, 55 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: I do think that's pretty much personal territory, and I 56 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,559 Speaker 1: really don't want to answer those kind of questions. It's 57 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: not personal since the Angela when so many other people involved. See, 58 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: That's why I'm asking you the question, is your man 59 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: stressed behind Clayton? I could assure you, yes that my 60 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: husband is not stressed at home. If I get your drift. 61 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: He is not stressed behind closed doors, brother, and I 62 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: would appreciate you if you don't call. What these kind 63 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: of questions are you asking other candidates? Why these kind 64 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: of questions? Well, I was the one dedicated to call 65 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 1: to give you a call, and that's the question that 66 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: I decided to come up with because I want to 67 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: know if a man is gonna be stressed, because if 68 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: he's gonna have tension at the church, then then the 69 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: congregation is going to have tension. The church is gonna 70 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: have tension, and the church cannot move forward in the 71 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: direction Over Clayton. My husband and I have been married 72 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: twenty to five years and they've been twenty five good years. 73 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: If you get my drift, Okay, he is not stressed 74 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: at home, and whatever goes on at home, my husband 75 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: has sense enough not to take it to the church. 76 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 1: That is not something he's going to do. So you 77 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: don't see about anybody else being stressed at the congregation 78 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we have together at home. 79 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 1: And I appreciate if you don't ask you those kind 80 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,839 Speaker 1: of questions, but sometimes ask me, Well, sometimes a woman 81 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: does not realize that a husband is stressed. You understand 82 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: that there's a possible way that you don't know that 83 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: he's stressed. So how can you get let me get 84 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: your phone. A matter of fact, let me get your 85 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: full name. What's your first name? Let's just go with 86 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 1: brother Clayton right now, could you please answer this question? 87 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: How can you guarantee that he is fully not stressed? 88 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: Brother Clayton calling the law quick hold, Brother Clayton. I'm 89 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: an honorable woman. I'm a woman who stands by my man. Okay, 90 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:11,279 Speaker 1: but you are asking me some questions that very personal, 91 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: very private, very confidential. You are asking me questions that 92 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: that a question is the safety of my marriage? Okay, 93 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: my husband is not stressed, and if I don't send 94 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: him away from my home stressed? Okay, how do you know? 95 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: But what are you doing to make sure that this 96 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: is less stress? Clayton? I'm about to end this phone call. Okay, now, 97 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: if you know we're not gonna end this phone call 98 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 1: that we know we I need to know the Reverend 99 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: Jonathan is not stressed at home. They put they assign 100 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,280 Speaker 1: me to talk to you, and that's what I'm going 101 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 1: to do, and I'm going to leave. He is not stressed. 102 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,479 Speaker 1: I don't know who told you that the man is 103 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: not stressed. If he had to stressed around you, I 104 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: bet you. I bet you his stress because you're stressed. 105 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: Ain't me right now? Now we're both stressed out. How 106 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: can we understand that that man is not stressed. That's 107 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: the end of this conversation. Do you understand me? Give 108 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 1: me your full name right now, give me some intimate details, 109 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: and then I'll give you my numb cross the line. 110 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 1: You wait till my husband gets here. If this is 111 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 1: gonna cost HIMCCANDACY, does this, so be it. We'll find 112 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: another church. I'd have some choice words for you right now. 113 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: Oh brother Clayton, I will give you my name right now. 114 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: Do you have a pen? Yes, I'm gonna write it 115 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 1: right now. The letter n N is in nancy E P. 116 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: I know how to spell n E P h E 117 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 1: W got a name? Is that nephew? Your name is 118 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 1: nephew Clayton. My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name is 119 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just 120 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: got pranked by your husband, Reverend Jonathan Toto. You said 121 00:06:54,839 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy is God from the Steve Harvey 122 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 1: mourning's your Your husband got me to prank phone call you. 123 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:09,479 Speaker 1: Oh Lord, I'm gonna kill it. I don't need that. 124 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 1: Oh didn't trust me set me this morning. I can't 125 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: believe I let him. You know, thanks before? Oh my God, Tommy, 126 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: I will tell you if this was twenty five years ago. Brother, 127 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 1: I cussed up a storm. I'm so glad. I'm a 128 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: safe woman. Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one 129 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 1: more thing? Yes? What is the baddest radio show in 130 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show in the doors 131 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 1: of the Churchill, ain't nobody slow? You need to pick 132 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: this pace up. I can spare. He picked the pace up. 133 00:07:55,400 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: I can spare anybody. Whatever. I just want to know 134 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 1: is he's stressed at home m preacher's wife. Yeah, yeah, 135 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: you do prank first ladiest too, first ladiest, second, lateist whatever. 136 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 1: We're pranking them. That's how we're doing folks. I got 137 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 1: to do with Shirley. If you are in Huntsville and 138 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: you want to be unstressed, come on out to Stand 139 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: Up Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, Alabama, February tenth, eleven, and twelfth. 140 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,000 Speaker 1: The Nephew is there one show on Thursday, two Friday, 141 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 1: two Saturday. That's it. Ain't adding nothing, they'd nothing. That's 142 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,400 Speaker 1: it right there, five shows come to you, boy, been 143 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: there before. You watch me at a fool every single 144 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 1: time I come. Is ignorant every single time, and you 145 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: already know it's gonna be just as ignorant, if not 146 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: even more, this time around. All right, that's it. Valentine's weekend, baby, 147 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: don get your love and laughed on with your boy. 148 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: Ya ya ya ya, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming 149 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: up next Strawberry letter, the subject he shouldn't be in 150 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:16,319 Speaker 1: my purse? Okay at all. We'll get into that right 151 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Dame Harvey Morning Show.