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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 4: We are near La X.

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Speaker 1: God, it's gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: We might we might have bad intentions, mal intent.

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Speaker 2: delightful Johnson. Yeah, maybe go around. Yeah, let's do it, Jake,

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Speaker 1: He is a major celebrity in the comedy world.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's totally Martha Stewart's face. Someone should do an

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Speaker 2: Looking at us, like, look at the eyes.

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Speaker 1: But I found the picture. Did you remember seeing it?

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Speaker 1: Great. This is a this part of LA which would

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Speaker 2: Yes, we are near the Fox Hills Mall.

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Speaker 2: Say yeah when they're blowing around not and I'm not

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Speaker 3: And you breathe them in.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, now that I know what rejoicing's supposed to

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Speaker 2: You've been giving the wrong impression at all parties for years.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm happy, No, I I really I'm some might

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Speaker 4: Right now I'm currently holding one, as is Karen, and

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Speaker 4: it is hot. The only thing that that sign isn't

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Speaker 1: You're not. It's not good.

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Speaker 1: The airport Sheridan where we stopped thinking they had a Starbucks,

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Speaker 2: Used to be a Starbucks.

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Speaker 2: Here's the what I said. I said, fucking sign. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: That said swearing Karen? Because that is real, Go ahead

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Speaker 1: You could?

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Speaker 2: Your seed will grow no.

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Speaker 1: Crops, you will not reap.

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Speaker 2: Also, why are you because it's.

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Speaker 5: it doesn't make sense. See I can I can sing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes classically trained, self taught, but in a classic way.

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Speaker 2: I made myself sing while wearing a powdered wig when

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Speaker 1: A child, Oh I see the Mozart style classic?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, I was singing piano. It was another

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Speaker 2: like one. But yes, Michael Winslow is here's why he's underrated. Okay,

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Speaker 2: reason can he do a better helicopter than that?

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Speaker 1: That was pretty good?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: That's the only reason. He just does a better helicopter

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Speaker 2: than that. That's that's he deserves. Good helicopter noisemaker.

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Speaker 1: He's right in there. He's got like a five point eight,

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Speaker 3: And he did a difference.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's awesome, a.

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Speaker 3: Is that guy gonna perform?

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Speaker 4: Yes, he's not a comedian to me, he's not a

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Speaker 3: He is an entertainer and.

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Speaker 1: Where and he also does put those sounds together. He's

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Speaker 1: Let's not be let's not be tradition right right?

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Speaker 2: Who are traditionally all them?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 2: Framework?

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Speaker 3: Is there?

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Speaker 1: The frame there, the pr is there. People call them

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Speaker 2: And they get them workan clubs.

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Speaker 1: And you've heard them, You've heard their name constantly, and

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Speaker 2: This is where we are talking about specific people, but

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Speaker 1: It's got to be you know what. It's creating a

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Speaker 2: The listeners at home, like, I know who that is?

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Speaker 1: Do I know who it means? Does it even matter

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Speaker 2: It's signed that comedian in your own brain?

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Speaker 1: Right? We all hate a person doesn't have to be

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Speaker 2: Don't your name, don't say your name, don't even think.

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Speaker 1: It, don't even just know that you're right, know that

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Speaker 1: there are you know? The Internet age has introduced this

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Speaker 3: No, just read my YouTube comments.

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Speaker 1: How about that for a sound of ecstatic joy? What

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Speaker 2: He looks pretty good with that guy. He knows what

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Speaker 1: He knows, he knows. He's hot as hell, looks like.

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Speaker 4: He's best dressed up for a business meeting. But it's

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Speaker 1: He's got bad shoes, so you know it's about wrestling. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's really bad.

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Speaker 4: So he's you know, jumping up on the roads and

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: When there isn't a folding chair, he's used to a.

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Speaker 1: Tall Lisa boots black flat shoe. Doesn't really he's not

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Speaker 4: We're all scuffed up because he's tossed them at his

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Speaker 1: That guy looked like a beefy er. Stay phoned.

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Speaker 4: Do you think the wrestlers call the other wrestlers co workers?

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Speaker 4: I guess that's more of a Matt McCarthy question.

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Speaker 1: I bet you if I text Matt right.

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Speaker 2: Now, we could crash into a car and.

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Speaker 1: Then we would do a p s A for not

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Speaker 3: I think we just did it.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to jump down your throat.

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Speaker 3: But there will no texting during.

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Speaker 1: This There will be no texting.

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Speaker 2: Vehicular podcast.

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Speaker 1: Look at that guy's a top pad.

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Speaker 2: Can anything girl other than homicide be vehicular?

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Speaker 4: Oh see that was pretty funny. We have a vehicular podcast.

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Speaker 4: Well that's terrible and illegal.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't say, man, No, we don't kill anybody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We kill with our yeah jokes.

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Speaker 3: Fucking kill.

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Speaker 2: They crush. I crushed in my car the other day. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I don't see him.

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Speaker 4: I guess he's not quite out here yet, but he

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Speaker 2: Brass? Brash? Brassy?

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Speaker 1: Should we be should we with our hair so brazier?

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Is a nice Where are you from? Out of town?

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Speaker 1: What are you some kind of?

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Speaker 3: And now they're honking? No, get in front of me.

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Speaker 2: I want I need someone to honk at.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna sometimes I let people in just so I

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Speaker 1: Chris, we're going around again. We have to go around.

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Speaker 4: I know, I mean, what are you solving a crime?

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Speaker 4: Don't leap out of your taxi, you crazy ass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really excited to pick up a fair We

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Speaker 2: almost clipped his Uh.

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Speaker 1: That cab driver jumped out on the driver's side into

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Speaker 2: He's such a calm look on his face, but it

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Speaker 1: It was probably he had already his spirit had left

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Speaker 2: The look on that man's face, he's like looking for

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was lost.

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Speaker 2: He was adorable. No, this guy's adorable. Look at this

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Speaker 1: Look at him. He's like, I'll get it.

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Speaker 2: Really he's throwing the is he frustrated and his damn hat.

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Speaker 1: Of my wife's stupid traffic?

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Speaker 2: No, he's sweet. I never really had a grandpa, Karen.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know, Oh, I I had one great grandpa,

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Speaker 2: He was Oh, was he your grandpa's dad or was.

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Speaker 3: He just awesome?

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Speaker 1: He was my dad's dad. I didn't mean to say great.

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Speaker 2: I told it wrong. It's basically what you just said.

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Speaker 1: I liked it. I didn't understand what was happening till

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mine Wyatt too, I'd won that was a grumpy

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Speaker 1: You know what, there's nothing worse than a grumpy old Manson.

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Speaker 1: They're the worst. They're scary looking, they look like ghouls.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're making it very hard to respect my elders.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Grandpa, if you're old, if you're an old man

451
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,919
Speaker 1: and you make it to that point, just be nice.

452
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,359
Speaker 1: Like you have a drink, that's fine, but be nice.

453
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:05,919
Speaker 2: I wish that.

454
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish my grandparents because it's kind of the

455
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 4: reason we left California, where I was born and went

456
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 4: back to Montana. My dad was like, well, the kids

457
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 4: should be around grandparents.

458
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, we moved.

459
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 2: Down there and then they just weren't into us. They're like,

460
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 2: once I started, I think I said something, I had

461
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,560
Speaker 2: an opinion about something once, and he never really looked

462
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 2: at me again.

463
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,000
Speaker 1: Because he was from an era where you got to

464
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,440
Speaker 1: open hand slap children right in the floor.

465
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,040
Speaker 2: Or he would there'd be the salt shaker would be

466
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 2: empty and he would just slide it across the floor

467
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 2: and it would hit my grandma's feet, and without flinching,

468
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 2: she would pick it up and put salt in it

469
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 2: and put it together. Like that's called abuse.

470
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 1: That's called love. Yeah, that's uh, yeah, that's from a

471
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 1: different time.

472
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's they're all gone now, But so I never

473
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 2: everyone's grandparents are gone. I'm not saying that I don't know.

474
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 2: You and I we have, we have, We've had lost, Yeah,

475
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 2: we've had lost, We've.

476
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 3: Had the the thing.

477
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 2: But I do see old men and I'm like, I

478
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:02,880
Speaker 2: yearn for their attention.

479
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 3: And that's yearning.

480
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:07,679
Speaker 2: It's the worst word I could have been there. That

481
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 2: makes it sound sexual. I don't want to be with them.

482
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 2: I want to just.

483
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 3: Be with them.

484
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 1: You want to have a nice cardigan, sweated arm around

485
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 1: your shoulder.

486
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 2: I was in England.

487
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 4: I think there was all these grandpa's I never had,

488
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 4: because I get I think I'm vaguely English. I don't know,

489
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 4: I don't I haven't gone to ancestry dot com.

490
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,919
Speaker 1: But I went they don't do it as it is

491
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: all weird, like military records and ships.

492
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: Okay, please insert your teeth into the computer.

493
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 4: I just all these old men, uh like worse, Why

494
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 4: is everyone hanking?

495
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 1: It's traffic, everybody's fine, Super Bowl Sunday?

496
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 2: Who's this honking? They're just gonna keep honking.

497
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 4: Sometimes people honk when they're just they don't know. Oh

498
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 4: he's saying hi to his friend and we're caught in

499
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 4: the cross fire.

500
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: Could it be that go bro down on your own?

501
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you guys are Yeah, damn.

502
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 2: TI isn't the super Bowl happening right now?

503
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 1: It is happening right now?

504
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 2: Maybe well, my grandfeathers didn't like me. They knew I

505
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 2: didn't care about football.

506
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it was. And then my dad, You really,

507
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: are you really taking that personally, because if it was

508
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: an old alcoholic man, it had nothing to do with you, right, Yeah,

509
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 1: I mean there's there's a little work to be done there.

510
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were.

511
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 4: Cool when I was really little. That's what matters when

512
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 4: a formative count.

513
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, when you're fourteen, who wants to hang

514
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 2: out with your grandpa?

515
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh? You were fourteen. That's a totally different story. Everyone

516
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 1: eats teenage, seven or eight.

517
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 3: I don't know.

518
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 2: I don't have a good memory.

519
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: Great age.

520
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 2: It's all one big blur. And then college.

521
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: My grandpa. One time we spent the night at my

522
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: grandma and grandpa's house. They were both from the Old Country.

523
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: My grandpa came to America when he was fourteen by himself.

524
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 2: It's the Old Country, always mean Italy. I don't know

525
00:23:59,080 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: where that was.

526
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: It means, but it doesn't come the Old Country. It

527
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: depends on what person you're talking to. You. Sorry, yeah,

528
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: in my family means Ireland.

529
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: If you're a Sicilian, then Ireland the boot.

530
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 4: The boot kicked Sicily the boot. So you're the soccer

531
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 4: ball if you're Sicilian. And hey, and.

532
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 2: I called soccer balls.

533
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 1: Don't mess around?

534
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 2: And is that racist?

535
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 4: If I make up my own thing, get out the

536
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 4: way you damn soccer ball? What the hell does that mean? Well,

537
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 4: Italy kicks you and you're like at soccer ball.

538
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 1: Oh well, oh well, too bad. I have to shoot

539
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: you in the head anyway. Sorry, two to the dome.

540
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 2: That's how the saying, Yep, all Sicilians will shoot you.

541
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 1: That's right, Sorry, I'll go out on a limb. They're

542
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: gonna shoot me anyway, I might as well tell the truth.

543
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 2: I learned it from true romance my grandpa.

544
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: One time we spent the night at my grandma and

545
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 1: grandpa's house. Huh. They had a lot of portraits of

546
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: Jesus with thorns. Oh, on his worst year, the blue period,

547
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: you might say. And and I woke up before my

548
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: sister and my cousin Nancy, and my grandpa was awake

549
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 1: looking at me. And then he waved his hand and

550
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: he brought me in and gave me powdered donut and

551
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: some tang like I was the only grandchild he cared about. Meanwhile,

552
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: he had twenty nine grandchildren. Wow, but I got some

553
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: special early morning grandpa time because he was awake as

554
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 1: early as I was. It was great. Kind of not

555
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,239
Speaker 1: interesting maybe to everybody.

556
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 3: But it is, I think.

557
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 4: Didn't we were gonna say real specific grandpa stories? Was

558
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 4: our third podcast idea Will these stories have an ending?

559
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 3: You?

560
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: Then said, and I said they don't have to.

561
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 3: No. Oh good.

562
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,360
Speaker 1: Then I said, great, that's exactly how mine's going to go.

563
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, Well, he said, he's getting a coffee. Okay,

564
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 2: I guess uh, Oh, no, he's because he's waiting for

565
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 2: his bag.

566
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: Oh great, and we're going to go up here. We're

567
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 1: just going to tell him that we had to go

568
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: by delta going around. Are we going to go around again?

569
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I guess we have to. Okay, he's fighting

570
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 2: for his bag. What he just was saying getting a

571
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 2: coffee because he's waiting for his bag.

572
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 3: I didn't realize.

573
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: No, that's right. I feel like the treat is for

574
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: the listener. Hello listeners. By the way, have we done

575
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: any kind of a salutation that we like to usually do?

576
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: I believe salutation is that it's the conclusionary, doesn't isn't it?

577
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: Or is it like aloha?

578
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: Salutation is greeting.

579
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 2: I thought salutations like hellos and goodbyes.

580
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,479
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's like hellos and hellos.

581
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 2: It's too so it is so salutations.

582
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 4: A perfect example would be aloha, which means hello and goodbye,

583
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 4: and it also.

584
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: Means to serve your definition. Yes, but in reality.

585
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 3: It doesn't, so it doesn't.

586
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: Look if we could just look up Charlotte's Web, we

587
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,719
Speaker 1: would find out exactly what salutation that is.

588
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: Some pick.

589
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 2: I just like to take things from it. It just

590
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,479
Speaker 2: that might be from babe.

591
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: No, no, no, some pig. That's Charlotte's web all the way.

592
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 3: Someone had a joke recently and they.

593
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 4: Were quoting what one of the things the spider weaved

594
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 4: in there? And it wasn't that some pig, it was

595
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 4: some that's something.

596
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: Was it the big long word?

597
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 2: Yes? And they did they just able to say it.

598
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: Oh they didn't know. They didn't.

599
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 4: Oh yeah it's been dubiti or yeah, yeah, it was

600
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 4: like some Oh, well, who cares. We Hey, don't get

601
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 4: me starting on on movies with pigs, and I'm I'll

602
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 4: be talking all day.

603
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 2: I'll be talking all damn day.

604
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: B Babe, Pig in the city was upsetting. Remember that.

605
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 3: I don't.

606
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 2: I didn't see him go to the city, but I did.

607
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 4: I remember just him the original country pig. So at

608
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 4: one point he had to oh he was a real pig.

609
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 4: It's not like he packed a bag and they.

610
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: He didn't wear like a little red zaster.

611
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 2: Okay, how about a bow tie.

612
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 3: I can deal with that.

613
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: You can kind of go for that.

614
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, yes, can do.

615
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 3: I can go for that.

616
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 2: I yes, can do.

617
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 3: Is that the real word.

618
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

619
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 2: It's I was doing a little riff of Paul and Oates.

620
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: I know, but are those the real words. I can't

621
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: go for that.

622
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 4: I can't go for that. No, I no can do so,

623
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 4: I said, I can go for that.

624
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, can do so.

625
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: It's just a little reversal of the content. Classic so enjoyable.

626
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't.

627
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 4: I can't speak for someone like weird Al Yankovic, but

628
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 4: I think his early work it was just like reversing

629
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 4: songs to polka, right, that's right?

630
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: Well, and also he did he really sent up some

631
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: of Michael Jackson's greatest hits, my favorite being I'm.

632
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 2: Fat, have a Nana, have a whole bunch. Right.

633
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 4: If you don't like it, save it for lunch, Just

634
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 4: eat it, eat it jam On.

635
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: Jam On described Weird Al and his music. I don't

636
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: think I would go for that, but yes, it's funny.

637
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 4: Isn't it interesting how he kind of stuck around and everyone.

638
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 2: Likes him, yes, for sure, and respects him.

639
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 4: And people are coming out of the closet, Oh, they go, God, Prius,

640
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 4: you're so indecisive because you have no power in.

641
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: Your silent You're a silent killer.

642
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: Oh why did you?

643
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

644
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 4: I think I know why we let them in so

645
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 4: we can honk at him. That was such a weird behavior.

646
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was not smart driving it very so many

647
00:29:51,160 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: bad great pulling around almost there, Yes, can do here.

648
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm texting Gray text like Howard Kramer.

649
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 2: Gray, Uh, sending you the color of the thug and

650
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 2: also the make and model.

651
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 3: It's black.

652
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: It's black, don't.

653
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 2: Right, Gray hond Oh black Honda.

654
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: Accord?

655
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: What with dog hair?

656
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 3: And it?

657
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 2: Should I have written that? Okay, Sarah, I bet he

658
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 2: has dogs himself.

659
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 3: Uh.

660
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing I can do. I'm really ashamed about it,

661
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,719
Speaker 1: but now I've it's turned over into just I have

662
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: no feeling about it anymore.

663
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: Hate being at L A X and you said you

664
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 2: like it? God, I get so uncomfortable.

665
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: Here, do you really?

666
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 3: And it's nice.

667
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: It's not even crowdedna. I don't know what to ask Jake. Oh,

668
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 2: let's just I'm gonna I want to know. There's some

669
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 2: general knowledge things. I just want to know. I don't

670
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: know him very well. I just know that I like

671
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: him and.

672
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: I think he's very receptive for Yeah, but you know,

673
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: who knows he might be uncomfortable. The dogcare might make

674
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: him uh sneeze, super bummed out. Who knows. We just

675
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: have to play it by ear. We have to play

676
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: it as it laid.

677
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 2: And that Prius cut us off.

678
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 4: And right now it's just forever you see him in

679
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 4: front of you where you want to be. And now

680
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 4: I'm I'm still mad at that Prius Silent killers. You

681
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 4: cannot make a car. I don't care if it if

682
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 4: it's good for the environment, I do care.

683
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 3: That it is.

684
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 2: I take that it's nice.

685
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 4: It's nice ever since the advent of prius is and

686
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 4: there's fewer. When I moved here in two thousand and

687
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 4: three to Los Angeles, there's so many.

688
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: Hummers and everything.

689
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was horrible, and I never could

690
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 4: see the Hollywood sign. Now I can see it all

691
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 4: the time, and I really think it is because everyone's

692
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 4: buying smarter cars. But absolutely, the fact that it just

693
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 4: rolls up and all you can hear is the tread

694
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 4: of the wheel, like there's no motor sounds.

695
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

696
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 2: I've almost been hit by so many Prius.

697
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: I yeah, it doesn't make sense like that. Who ever

698
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: thought of that, they should have put in an artificial

699
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: noise because it's crazy.

700
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, like or just baseball card and the spokes.

701
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: Look at They had to wave to their grandma. Who's

702
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: now coming.

703
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: Black pants and a brown shirt, he said, which I.

704
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I like that so distinctive, almost punk rock.

705
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go.

706
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: Black pants, brown shirt.

707
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 2: Jake Johansson, black pants, brown shirt.

708
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: What will you do?

709
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: Oh, that's not him.

710
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: That guy was coming. I honestly thought that guy was

711
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: getting into our car.

712
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 4: I'm going to roll down the window at the risk

713
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 4: of making some noise. The sights and sound, well not

714
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 4: the sights, but certainly the sounds. Boy, I don't I

715
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 4: don't see him.

716
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh I love his face.

717
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a great face.

718
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm gonna tell him you said that. You just wait,

719
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 3: you just wait. Leon, Okay, I always want to.

720
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: It's open, it should be open.

721
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 4: Oh uh oh I always want to help.

722
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: Hi. Hi, Oh that was way too high. Did you

723
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 1: hear how high my voice went?

724
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 3: There?

725
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: It's okay, exclamation of joy.

726
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: It's okay, Hi, here he comes, Jake Joe.

727
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: Hanson hands and everybody. Yes, well, it's covering all the dog.

728
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 3: Hair on that she she has dogs and look, she's

729
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 3: moved the sheet, but I'm glad I didn't.

730
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: The sheet's clean.

731
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 4: It would have been funny if you got under it

732
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 4: and just immediately took a night.

733
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 3: Just well, it seems like you're picking up a dog.

734
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: I know. I kind of always am.

735
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: If there's one in the road and it looks like

736
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: it doesn't have an owner.

737
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: I'll grab that pick it up.

738
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see if we can get a dog on

739
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 3: our way.

740
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: Jake, I'm telling on you, Karen Jake. As soon as

741
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: you came out, She's like, I look at his great face.

742
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: It's true.

743
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 3: I said about my face.

744
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: You have a great it's great to see your face.

745
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 3: This is just my face.

746
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: I think it's just as good.

747
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 4: In a roundabout way, maybe because I'm uncomfortable, we're saying

748
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 4: you're handsome.

749
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 3: Well that's sweet.

750
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 2: Oh you're welcome.

751
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: Sweet. I can't believe I'm in the back by myself

752
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 3: because is.

753
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 2: It a little weird because you're talking to the back

754
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 2: of our heads.

755
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 1: I'm staring at you through the rear of your mirror.

756
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 3: It's nice. I like your podcast. Thank you. It's nice

757
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 3: to get a ride from the airport. Though I was

758
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 3: thinking when I was, you know, texting it back and forth,

759
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 3: and like, oh god, it's easier to take a cab

760
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 3: than to do this. But but now that I'm in

761
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 3: the car, I'm really.

762
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: Right, aren't you glad we're not an angry cab driver.

763
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 3: I would love it if this turned into like a

764
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 3: meal and then we all go out tonight, we get

765
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 3: some pizza.

766
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 2: Recording the whole time.

767
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 3: Come on, we we.

768
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 4: Know, and especially for the send off episodes where we're

769
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 4: bring people to the airport.

770
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 3: That's what I really wish that I you know, I mean,

771
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 3: not to take anything away from this experience.

772
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 2: It seems like so far, Jake, you've only complained. It

773
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 2: doesn't like it seems like you're not you.

774
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 3: Know, I don't think of myself as a complainer, but

775
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: maybe it's time to face the pack. Yeah, that those

776
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 3: early morning ones, you know, like I have to go

777
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 3: to Columbus on Thursday. I think I'm gonna have to

778
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 3: leave my house at five in the morning. Where will

779
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 3: you be then?

780
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: Just out of curiosity, we'll be right in front of

781
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: your house at four forty fives.

782
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 3: Well, okay, sequel, that's what I smell.

783
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: So let's put some cliffhangers in this one.

784
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's gonna end. Okay, ellipses. I have the

785
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 3: worst diarrhea right now, and it's because I ate a

786
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 3: bag of diamonds on the plane. To be continued.

787
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: Will they become millionaires or just have a mess on

788
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: their hands.

789
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 3: I went into that airplane bathroom and you never think

790
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 3: you're going to see a bag of diamonds in there,

791
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 3: but there it was. And I thought, if I come

792
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 3: out with these, they're going to know that I have them.

793
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 3: But if I eat them, I can deny I had

794
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 3: eat the bag too.

795
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: That's what one of the only reasons people don't eat

796
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: bags of diamonds, that's they really cut you up.

797
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 3: Then the diamonds, it's that velvety bag thing. That's where

798
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 3: I think is really going to be the problem. Where

799
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 3: the diamonds in like a purple crown royal, they were

800
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 3: sitting on top of the bag, and so I I

801
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 3: didn't I didn't put the diamonds in the bag because

802
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 3: I thought, look, that's gonna that's going to create a

803
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 3: real kind of a bottleneck. No pun intended. I ate

804
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 3: the diamonds separately, and then I also ate the bag.

805
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 3: I felt like, if you leave the bag in there,

806
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 3: it's kind of Oh, you want to take a right

807
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 3: here to go? Yeah, let's go right here.

808
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to go to and you.

809
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 3: Can go any way you want.

810
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: Did I just make you spell that coffee?

811
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 3: Just a little bit? But that's not bad. I was

812
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 3: going to wash these clothes when I get home. I'm

813
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 3: coming home. That's the beauty of coming home. Man, would

814
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 3: I be mad if we were on our way to

815
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 3: the airport now?

816
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: Like?

817
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 3: Great? Now I'm going to be in Ohio all week.

818
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: Breaking of coffee.

819
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to add one thing to the

820
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 4: diamond thing. I would have eaten the bag first, just

821
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 4: to coat my stomach. Oh yeah, I've been waiting to

822
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 4: say that. Well, you know, we hadn't moved on to

823
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 4: a coffee.

824
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 3: This is the thing. Everybody's got an opinion after the fact.

825
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 3: I don't know where you were when I was on

826
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 3: the plane. Here's the problem with our early morning.

827
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 4: When someone has a six am flight and we've gone

828
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 4: all the way down for a four o'clock pick up

829
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 4: in Studio City.

830
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: We're all so tired. No one is funny. I'm not

831
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: funny until.

832
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 3: I worried about the clock. I worried about that myself too.

833
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 3: I worried that, you know, I'm slightly emotional now, that

834
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 3: must be part of what happens when you pick people

835
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 3: up at the airport.

836
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: There's a lot of crying usually on this podcasts, and

837
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: you've been traveling, you you would think you would just

838
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 1: be used to it by now, but it's it's still

839
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: not a pleasant.

840
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 3: I've only just recently realized that I've done my career wrong. Well,

841
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 3: you know, a couple of weeks ago, or maybe it

842
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 3: was a week ago. Who can even tell what is

843
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 3: a week ago or what's a couple of weeks ago,

844
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 3: or what happened this afternoon a North Stra damis maybe, Yeah,

845
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 3: everything is so different now that I've swallowed those diamonds.

846
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 3: You can do either one. But yeah. I did a

847
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 3: show on a comedy Magic and I thought, well, this

848
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 3: is gonna be fun. I'm headlining down here and it's

849
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 3: low pressure. It's Tuesday Wednesday night, and then it's Paul

850
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 3: Riser and Ray Ramono are doing guest sets, and then

851
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 3: so they go on legends of you know, TV comedy.

852
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 3: People can't believe they're even in the same room with it, right, right,

853
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 3: And then I go on and I realized, Oh, I see,

854
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 3: with the mistake that I've made. Now, it's also clear

855
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 3: I've done my career as if performing on stage was

856
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 3: my job and TV and movies were this hobby thing

857
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 3: that I did.

858
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 2: It's so funny.

859
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 4: We were talking about that right before we picked you up,

860
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 4: and I've been doing the same thing. I just always

861
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 4: wanted to be a comedian for a living.

862
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm loving it, Like I was just in Atlanta.

863
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 3: I worked at the Laughing Skull. It's a great club,

864
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 3: the tiniest club in the university.

865
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 2: It's like an eater, isn't it?

866
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 3: And I did this low budget movie that they're doing

867
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 3: while I was there. Is it like a favorite thing

868
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 3: during the day. Sure, But that's not the way you're

869
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 3: supposed to be doing movies. You're supposed to be putting

870
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 3: your comedy stand up career on hold, going to do

871
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 3: a big giant movie and you get a sitcom, then

872
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 3: you go back to doing stand up later on. But

873
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 3: I've done it the other way around. It's all it's

874
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 3: too late to change it. Now.

875
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,399
Speaker 2: Are you a person that likes acting? Do you act?

876
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 3: And I like the part where you actually have the job.

877
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 3: I just want to point out that things are going

878
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: to be different.

879
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: Once I shit these diamonds, the whole tone is going

880
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:18,959
Speaker 1: to change.

881
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, my career is going to change. I mean that's

882
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 3: kind of the that's going to be an injection of

883
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 3: financial security that I've you know, yet to experience in

884
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 3: my life. Not that things are you know, I don't

885
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 3: want to kind of maintain this tone of complaining because

886
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 3: things are fine. I'm very happy.

887
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 4: Well, you're probably uncomfortable though physically, just with them in there.

888
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 4: You you there's no way you aren't feeling that diamond's

889
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,240
Speaker 4: in there. But it's the heartest substance known to men, right.

890
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, but I had a big lunch on the

891
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 3: plane too, so they're yeah, they're kind of mixing around.

892
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 3: When you said that you're probably feeling feeling uncomfortable, I

893
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 3: thought you were talking about the back seat of the Oh.

894
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to be able to though.

895
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:00,240
Speaker 3: Look at that the sheets there. Okay, we'll take it easy.

896
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 1: There's a kind of Mormon field to that setup back there,

897
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: where there's a sheet for keeping you from doing things.

898
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess I guess it is bad that

899
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 2: it's not every time there's a sheet back there there

900
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: the Mormons.

901
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 3: Do with the sheet. I knew that there was a

902
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 3: Jewish thing with a sheet and a board, and it.

903
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 2: Was a Jewish I thought, thinking of special magic underwear

904
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: that you can, oh, that's a certain pair of underwear.

905
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 2: That it's okay too.

906
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: We should stick to our own religions. In my church.

907
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 3: You don't have to do any of that. You can

908
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 3: do it. You know, you're not supposed to have sex

909
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 3: until you get married. So I guess I blew it there.

910
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 3: It is your church, Jake, Well, I don't really have

911
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 3: a church, but I grew up in We were Congregational Presbyterian,

912
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 3: you know, which is kind of the the most Protestant

913
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 3: Protestant churches. I mean, maybe not Unitarian. Those guys are

914
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 3: pretty their relax. That's almost like a you know, pot party.

915
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 2: I went to it.

916
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 4: I was in a Presbyterian youth group in high school

917
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 4: just for the pot I no, I really did, and

918
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 4: it was really I even was very open with my

919
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 4: pastor guy that I'd never read the Bible and kind

920
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 4: of saw a lot of holes in it and maybe

921
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 4: was agnostic.

922
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 2: And he's like that's okay, wow, because we have some

923
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 2: a bake sale to run or whatever.

924
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 3: We just did.

925
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: That's all business. See. My family was the opposite because

926
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 1: I was raised Catholic, and we went to summer camp

927
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: that was Episcopalian, and we came home on a Sunday

928
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: and went to like morning Mass with all the kids

929
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: we went to camp with at the Episcopalian church. And

930
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: then when we got back to my aunt's house, my

931
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: grandma was there and she said, are they going to

932
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: go to a real church now? She wanted us to

933
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: go to Catholic Mass. We'd already gone to Episcopalia.

934
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 3: Oh and see for me, from my point of view,

935
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 3: the Presbyterian Church Episcopalians were actually very that's the real deal.

936
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 3: That's the Henry the Eighth version of Catholicism, right, I

937
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 3: mean the sort of the Church of England. They kind

938
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 3: of he invented his own church once they wouldn't let

939
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 3: him get divorced and then and that.

940
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: Was what Episcopalia turned into.

941
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 3: That's my understanding of it. But again we're a little

942
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 3: over our heads here.

943
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 2: In there beyond over my head, you're yeah, we're in

944
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: an arena I know nothing about. I couldn't finger Henry

945
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,720
Speaker 2: the Eighth and a lineup if I yeah, I mean photo,

946
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 2: big fat guy.

947
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 3: He's always eating a turkey leg. I've seen him down

948
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 3: at the beach. Yeah. Well, Renaissance Renaissance fair. Have you

949
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 3: ever been to a Renaissance fair?

950
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: I've always avoided them?

951
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 3: Should I Have I been wrong this whole time? I

952
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 3: feel like that's a good sequel to this episode also fair.

953
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: The only wait I'll go to a Renaissance fair if

954
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,720
Speaker 4: you can promise me a couple of things, A person

955
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 4: with a snake and maybe a juggler.

956
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 3: Well, come on, I feel like you're sitting in the

957
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,959
Speaker 3: bar a little bit tall order. That's a tall order.

958
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: We can bring our own snake.

959
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 3: Oh god, there's gonna be if there will be a

960
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 3: lady with a snake, I don't worry. Forget.

961
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 2: I have a snake, and you know what, I forgot

962
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: to feed it. Jake.

963
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I don't really want to get serious. I

964
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 3: want to go to the Renaissance.

965
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 1: Right now.

966
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 2: I want a mug of mead from the bench.

967
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 3: And I've never really thought of myself as that guy.

968
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 3: You know, there's the dungeons and Dragons, guys like Brian

969
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: Posan was telling me he does a podcast where they

970
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 3: just play Dungeons and Dragons.

971
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's great, right.

972
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so, But I mean I can't. I

973
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 3: don't even know how Dungeons and Dragons works. But either

974
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 3: the Renaissance Fair was pre Dungeons and Dragons. That's all

975
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 3: I'm saying.

976
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, is the original cosplay?

977
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? What if? What if instead of coming here and

978
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,959
Speaker 3: seeing real people doing these things, we just rolled dice

979
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 3: and pretend.

980
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: In our basement, we won't have to do all this

981
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: hideous interacting.

982
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 3: Well, there's new versions of that.

983
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 2: What's the game?

984
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 4: There's some not like Risk, but a newer version of

985
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 4: that about overtaking the world, and people play.

986
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: It now live.

987
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 3: It's like Risk game.

988
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a lot of girls play it.

989
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 3: Girls.

990
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, girls, it's like it's I wish I knew that

991
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 2: the name of the game.

992
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 3: I wish you did too.

993
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like I've wasted the last twenty seconds.

994
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 3: Well, we can google this, we'll figure it out later.

995
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 3: There's people googling it right now, getting mad at us,

996
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 3: but not knowing what it is. What's the google? Girls?

997
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 3: Renaissance Mystery Date.

998
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: It's a dating game, Melton Bradley dating game. Yeah, I

999
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 2: guess it's nothing like Dungeons and Dragons unless you're into that.

1000
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 3: It's a dating game.

1001
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've World of Warcraft.

1002
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 4: I've always wanted to go. Not No, I'm not a renaissance.

1003
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 4: I like going to the Civil War reenactments.

1004
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 3: Jake, how often are you on the I don't believe

1005
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 3: you've ever been to a civil war. I'm gonna say.

1006
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 3: I know we're not playing a game show right now,

1007
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 3: but I have to say I doubt that. I doubt

1008
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 3: that you've been to a civil war.

1009
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 4: When I lived in Austin where I first saw you

1010
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 4: at the Bad Dog Comedy Theater, It's likely they never

1011
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 4: paid you. I did get paid there, but good Kevin

1012
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 4: Meanie didn't Kevin Meanie, and he he lived up to

1013
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 4: his name.

1014
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 2: He was not happy. That was just a dumb joke,

1015
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 2: but I remember he was.

1016
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 3: Oh the potholes.

1017
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 4: I always not why people have four wheel drive trucks

1018
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 4: in LA And then and then I go over those

1019
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 4: potholes and I'm like, Okay, that made me want to

1020
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 4: have them.

1021
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 3: Ye, it's just gonna get worse. I don't I don't

1022
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 3: want to get all political, but I mean, I feel

1023
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 3: like you were talking about infrastructure right now, and Barack

1024
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 3: Obama has let us down. And I don't think Republicans

1025
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 3: are going to be any help either.

1026
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: You know, it's gonna it's all just gonna slowly fall apart.

1027
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 2: It starts with a hole in the road and then

1028
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 2: it ends up with our kids being homeless.

1029
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: Hey, did you speaking of our kids, did you know

1030
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 3: there's a measles epidemic right now?

1031
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: Yes? Well, I want to Disneyland.

1032
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 3: Yet started at Disneyland, is what I heard? Or it's

1033
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 3: where that's the episplosion the center.

1034
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 4: Everyone's everyone's coming down on Jenny McCarthy and uh, and

1035
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 4: she's like become the poster child for the lunacy of

1036
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 4: not inoculating your kids. But I the measles, mumps, rubella

1037
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 4: shot when I was a kid gave me an immediate reaction.

1038
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 2: I had roseasha, I had convulsions. I would get very

1039
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 2: high fevers, and my mom was always like, I know,

1040
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 2: you were fine and healthy until we got you inoculated.

1041
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 2: Then again, So I've had a mom that my whole

1042
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 2: life was kind of saying that Jenny McCarthy's stuff, really.

1043
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 3: Except you've got the vaccination, so you never came down

1044
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 3: with the real means, and you've got a great career.

1045
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 3: We're in a car doing a podcast right now.

1046
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I mean so I almost baked my

1047
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 2: brain as a baby.

1048
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't consider this a high ten, you're

1049
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 3: right all the way around.

1050
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you won.

1051
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, your mom is wrong, but I agree Jenny McCarthy

1052
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: deserves a break. I mean, I don't think enough things

1053
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 3: have gone her way.

1054
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 2: What I gleaned from that is I have a pretty

1055
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 2: good life. That's what I keep thinking.

1056
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, well that's what I was thinking. I

1057
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 3: was thinking. I wish I was the guy who was

1058
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,720
Speaker 3: picking people up at the airport doing a show. Yeah, someday,

1059
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 3: I hope so close.

1060
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: You're close.

1061
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: Just just stick to it. You'll get there, kid. I

1062
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: like to say that too when I started comedy.

1063
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we both do.

1064
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were talking about that earlier.

1065
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 3: It's something we should have mentioned. I really like you

1066
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 3: guys too, So this is really great. What are we

1067
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: going to do after this? I don't know why what

1068
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 3: I looked up to you. Huh.

1069
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 2: I looked up to you and you said, well, I

1070
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 2: like you guys too. Oh that's actually as well.

1071
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 3: I didn't think I can say that. I look up

1072
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 3: to you because that would be weird, right, I mean,

1073
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 3: how could we both look up to each other.

1074
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: It's making fun of my height because I'm short.

1075
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 3: I didn't remember that about you.

1076
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 2: Now that I'm five nine going on, I'm actually shrinking.

1077
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 2: We did a speakeasy together.

1078
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 3: Oh that show was so ridiculous. We did a show

1079
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 3: in a bar that was so dark, Like the light

1080
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 3: on stage was not as bright as your phone. The

1081
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 3: flashlight thing on your was.

1082
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 4: Like one wayward Christmas, a string of light. But it

1083
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 4: was just one little bowl.

1084
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 2: But it was called the Prohibition, I think something.

1085
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 3: Like I can't remember. It was in Culver City and

1086
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 3: it was booked by our friend Al Jackson. Jackson and

1087
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: I spoke to Al about it. He said that the guy,

1088
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 3: the guy who runs the room, got up at he

1089
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 3: and wanted to kind of start making all these rules

1090
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 3: about the comedians and the blah blah blah. You know,

1091
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 3: he totally became a prima donna producer. No, so Al

1092
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 3: had he yanked that show out of that room, which

1093
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 3: is a real shame.

1094
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the guy took the lights with him.

1095
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing a show tonight under the covers. Once

1096
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 3: my wife goes to sleep. We're going to do it

1097
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 3: under the covers on my side of the bed, but

1098
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 3: you kind of have to be quiet.

1099
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 2: Okay, do you need a temper pedic bed for that

1100
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 2: or I already have that.

1101
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 3: Already have that because a lot.

1102
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 4: Of times, you know, you know, if you will want

1103
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 4: to do stand up and the wife will either want

1104
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 4: to sleep or drink wine.

1105
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: Jake, what is your sleep number?

1106
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1107
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 3: I don't. We have the temper peedick. I don't really

1108
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 3: understand the sleep number. That's a little after my time.

1109
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: But you have to actually own the bed and read

1110
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 2: the manual.

1111
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 3: Do you know anything about it? Which is the more firmer?

1112
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 3: Is that a higher number or lower number? Idea?

1113
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: I've only seen the commercial one hundred times, but I

1114
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: don't really know what that.

1115
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 3: I know I have a sleep number, and that's really

1116
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 3: all I think.

1117
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm proud to have one.

1118
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 4: I have a seaypostropedic and that's because you know, it

1119
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 4: makes it easier. I can just electronically elevate my legs

1120
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 4: for my gout and then.

1121
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 2: Kraftmatic, yeah, craftatic adjustable. I grew up with waterbeds, and

1122
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 2: I think that's why I have scoliosis and a number

1123
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 2: of hip problems.

1124
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 3: I really did you really have? Did your parents have

1125
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 3: a waterbed?

1126
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 4: I had a series of waterbeds as a kid, and I.

1127
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: A child's waterbed.

1128
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 3: Well it was warm.

1129
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: You know. I grew up in Montana and lived in

1130
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 2: a basement my whole life.

1131
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: Were you rich?

1132
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 2: I got out.

1133
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 3: I got out of there. The rich kids in Montana

1134
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 3: are put in a basement with it.

1135
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: They get their own basement waterbed. My god, it.

1136
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 3: Just never had enough water in it. So it was

1137
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 3: like a hammock.

1138
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 4: It was like I was sleeping in a water hammock, right,

1139
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 4: So my back was always constantly arched. And I think

1140
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 4: you can all tell with my I'm very self conscient

1141
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 4: us about my Uh.

1142
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, I love when Yes.

1143
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: Good he works for the city.

1144
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 3: That's good that he has a This guy with a

1145
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 3: reflector vests and a Viking helmet, welcome to the neighborhood.

1146
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 2: He's just a crossing guard with a lot of spirit.

1147
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm a bad posture, are you, Jake?

1148
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 2: Are you a married person to have family?

1149
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 3: I am? I am. I wasn't kidding about my wife.

1150
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 3: I was kidding about the podcast in bed with her but.

1151
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 4: I remember you mention just moments ago, and I obviously

1152
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 4: I get I think, do you have kids?

1153
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 3: That's what I have a wife and we have a

1154
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 3: daughter who's ten.

1155
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 2: That's terrific.

1156
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 3: And that's why I'm not out. That's why we don't

1157
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 3: get to see each other more often. That's the prob

1158
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 3: that's why we have to wait until Al Jackson does

1159
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 3: a show in a flashlight show in a tiny bar.

1160
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to see if I can do something

1161
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: about that.

1162
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 3: I am too, I'm trying to get out more. I'm

1163
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 3: trying to be amongst more people. This is the step

1164
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 3: in that direction once. Yes, this is yeah, this is it.

1165
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: Well, I know many people who would love to have

1166
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: you on their shows around town. Many.

1167
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could just kind of take your pick up

1168
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 4: the ones that are just fun where you're actually getting

1169
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 4: work done, because I tend to just do whatever show

1170
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 4: someone offers me, and I'll drive.

1171
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 2: I'd live over here and on the West Side like you,

1172
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 2: and I'll drive.

1173
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 3: All the way to It's a long way from here

1174
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 3: to there. Yeah, you've done any of those shows that

1175
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 3: are like in some like they roll up a garage

1176
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 3: door and you do a show in the driveway, and

1177
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 3: sometimes they're great.

1178
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: There's a whole spate of living room shows that space

1179
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: is not the right word, but there's a bunch of

1180
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: living dearth, a bunch of living room shows where the

1181
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: kids that go there are so into it they're like

1182
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: some of the best shows I've ever done.

1183
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 3: I totally get why the kids who go there would

1184
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 3: be into it, But what I don't understand really is

1185
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 3: like I feel like we might have lost track of

1186
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 3: what we're trying to do, which is, you know, we're

1187
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 3: trying to make a living you know. I feel like

1188
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 3: if you can't ever charge someone to cover or get

1189
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 3: paid for doing stand up, then I mean, you're not

1190
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 3: gonna get your own sitcom from doing a show in

1191
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 3: somebody's living room? Are you true?

1192
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 1: Though?

1193
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 3: But if it's true, I'm ready to do the living room.

1194
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 3: I don't want to be completely mercenary about this living room.

1195
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 4: Show, but I feel that way when I'm on the

1196
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 4: road and I go to some club. The last one

1197
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 4: that really made me sleep in the fetal position was

1198
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 4: in Houston.

1199
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,919
Speaker 2: The Joke Joint, and it was I've never been there.

1200
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 4: It was, yeah, don't I'm gonna and they might be

1201
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 4: listening I'm sorry. You're sweet, lady Rachel, but I uh, well,

1202
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 4: I really have hurt my feelings every night, and I'm like,

1203
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 4: I'm certainly not going to get a sitcom coming getting well.

1204
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you're right.

1205
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,479
Speaker 2: You know, it's hard to know you have to do both,

1206
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 2: though I do know.

1207
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: That it honestly seems like these days, like in LA

1208
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: if you're in a living room show, the odds that

1209
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: there's some young assistant to a highly powered person sitting.

1210
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 3: In that audience in the living room.

1211
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's I swear to god. There's people where

1212
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh I saw you at this thing,

1213
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: or I'm like, why in God's name would you be there?

1214
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's.

1215
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 1: Because they, as their job, go to just places around

1216
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: town and they go like hip things.

1217
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, I don't I don't need to get paid

1218
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 3: to do a living room show because I have an

1219
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 3: ass full of diamonds right now. But most people, I

1220
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 3: feel like, you know, you see some of these young

1221
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 3: youngsters and they you know, it'd be nice if not

1222
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 3: only maybe there's an executive there, but they got twenty dollars.

1223
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 3: I know.

1224
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 4: Sometimes they do some shows, right, It's funny because I

1225
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 4: would think it would happen all the time.

1226
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: Oh, we're just three minutes from your house.

1227
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 3: Wow, I know, Well we could go around that. You

1228
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 3: could go around the block if you want to, Sure.

1229
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 2: We must, I mean I want to talk more.

1230
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 3: I don't mind talking. But if we sit getting the driveway,

1231
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 3: my wife will come out and maybe come in the house.

1232
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 3: I can promise you that.

1233
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 2: Most most most most drop offs we've had, they we

1234
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 2: come home to an wife that is angry and coming

1235
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 2: out with her hair and curlers rolling pins.

1236
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 3: I wish to get my wife would get busy with

1237
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 3: that rolling pin. That would be so happy. I mean,

1238
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 3: the only thing she uses that thing for is to

1239
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 3: chase me around.

1240
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: Not a pie in sight. No, the Joe Handsome's house,

1241
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 1: get about it. Remember when we were in Sacramento together.

1242
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: Well I wasn't really on the show, I think, but

1243
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: it was Dave Anthony was opening for you and we

1244
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: get to hang out for a weekend. Now this was

1245
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: back in the nineties.

1246
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 3: Uhh, this is just Dave's favorite show.

1247
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: What this podcast?

1248
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 3: No? I worked with Dave and Sacramento one time, and

1249
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 3: he's told the show on my podcast a couple of times,

1250
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,919
Speaker 3: and I don't know if he's If you're thinking about

1251
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 3: this story where there's a group of young people in

1252
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 3: the audience that are kind of handicapped and Dave doesn't

1253
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 3: realize it, and they're kind of talking to each other

1254
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 3: and doing some making some noises that are that are

1255
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 3: kind of enthusiastic, and they're supporting and they're really enjoying

1256
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 3: the show. Dave says something to him once and then

1257
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 3: they say something again. He goes, what do you retarded?

1258
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 3: And the whole rest of the crowd goes, oh my god.

1259
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 3: Of course they didn't care. The kids didn't care. They

1260
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 3: were having a good time. And he meant it as

1261
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 3: a joke. He didn't mean it as a mean thing,

1262
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 3: but he was so much more fun.

1263
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 4: I've had the exact same thing happen at cap City

1264
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 4: when I when I lived in Austin. There's people in

1265
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 4: the back and they were laughing and I annoying. They

1266
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 4: were rather than laughing, they're just making an outburst. And

1267
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 4: I didn't say I think I said something a little

1268
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 4: lighter than retarded, but the entire audience was like, whoa

1269
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 4: should I go here?

1270
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 3: We're actually the other way? But yeah, yeah, yeah, but

1271
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 3: that's okay, so take the left whenever you well, or

1272
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 3: you can go up and take a rite and come

1273
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 3: back to hear and then go back. I like that.

1274
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 1: I like that. So sorry you called them a name

1275
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: like return.

1276
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 2: I said, I feel like, now maybe I think what

1277
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 2: I may have said, the word retarded.

1278
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 3: It's you know, we're not supposed to say retarded. But

1279
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone ever says retarded when they're talking

1280
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 3: about a handicapped person. I only use that word when

1281
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 3: they're talking about one of their friends is kind of

1282
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 3: being dopey, yeah.

1283
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 2: Or there, or that my bomber keeps coming off of

1284
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 2: my my car is so retarded, I tell you.

1285
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 3: Well, like it would be much more insulting to say

1286
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 3: to someone, look are you someone who was a competent person? Look,

1287
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: what are you learning disabled? That seems more insulting, right,

1288
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 3: because now you're talking about a real thing that you

1289
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 3: would say.

1290
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's more clinical.

1291
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 3: I guess I can't. We're not going to get to

1292
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 3: the bottom of it.

1293
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: It's accurate, you know. And it's accurate though, but it's

1294
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 1: unfortunately accurate because there are people who identify that it's

1295
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: not a bad thing that they are retarded or handicapped

1296
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: mentally handicapped. But Jeff, uh no, I can't remember.

1297
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 3: It's a game shot. I start giving hands Chef.

1298
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: He's the one that's on.

1299
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 3: Career Enthusiasm, Okay, and he Jeff Garlett garlic.

1300
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: Yes do you think you?

1301
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: Oh, I could have Where's the Crazies on that other

1302
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 3: show with this crazy sweaters.

1303
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: Yes, he's on Crazy five and he has a whole

1304
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 1: bit about how retarded is the one word that's like

1305
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,359
Speaker 1: that that we should be allowed to say because it's

1306
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: so accurate. It is because when you want to call

1307
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: someone retarded, it's because they're being retarded.

1308
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,879
Speaker 2: I want to just I only say it when I'm

1309
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 2: talking about putting out a fire, or slowing down a

1310
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 2: fire like a fire or slow, or bringing a conversation.

1311
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 3: To a halt like I can, I can conversation retardant. Yeah,

1312
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 3: thank you.

1313
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 4: I just wanted someone else to use it in a sentence.

1314
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 4: But it's okay if you say mentally. As soon as

1315
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 4: you take out the word mentally.

1316
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 3: I don't even think we know this. I think again,

1317
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 3: we're in some deep water here. We don't really know

1318
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 3: what we're talking about, either.

1319
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 2: In deep water or on thin ice.

1320
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 3: But either way, my dream is for us to start

1321
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,919
Speaker 3: getting letters. Do people even write them anymore? Yeah?

1322
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: They come through the sunroof. It's insane.

1323
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 4: I want to get an angry letter. I've gotten some

1324
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 4: angry emails.

1325
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 3: You did.

1326
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: How do they get hold of you?

1327
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 2: With nothing? Into your show tonight? And you got angry

1328
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: at the man? Heckling.

1329
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 3: I don't believe that.

1330
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 2: I found you very unprofessional.

1331
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was the letter that you got.

1332
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I threw some deduction. I found out

1333
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 2: it was the owner's wife, a woman who was pregnant

1334
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 2: and drinking a beer.

1335
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Well this is the other thing that I

1336
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 3: think we need to lighten up on. I think it's

1337
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 3: okay for pregnant ladies to have a glass of wine

1338
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:18,919
Speaker 3: every once in a while.

1339
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 4: People are getting so a beer nowadays, people are having

1340
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 4: nine ten pounds infants.

1341
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 3: I just got off a plane, so tell me about it.

1342
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,959
Speaker 3: You know, there are some big human beings and maybe

1343
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 3: a couple drinks during pregnancy could solve this probs a

1344
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 3: little bit. I'm sing that song, sing the.

1345
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 2: Dangers.

1346
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: Okay, So what you wanted to do was go up

1347
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 3: and get on that ramp. But that's okay. You can

1348
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 3: take a right turn down at the corner.

1349
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 4: We are just making sure we have exactly an hour

1350
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 4: and ten minutes.

1351
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 3: It's the greatest. This is a great You can't even

1352
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 3: turn that, yeah, so take a well you can't. This

1353
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 3: is one way, the wrong way, so yeah, you're gonna

1354
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 3: have to take it right here and then go back.

1355
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 3: You just take it right on main Street.

1356
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a one way wed.

1357
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 4: He don't matter, no matter what we say, do not

1358
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 4: go the wrong way in a one way street. Yeah,

1359
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 4: although it be kind of convenient if you.

1360
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 3: Don't matter what I say, not untie me.

1361
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh, it's nice to live out here, isn't it the best?

1362
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 3: It is? I moved out here a long time ago

1363
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 3: after after the pilot that didn't go, and I thought, well,

1364
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna move by the beach so I have sanity.

1365
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 3: And it's really worked. But it sort of put a

1366
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 3: real kind of damper on drive. Wanted to.

1367
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 4: I'm constantly going back and forth. I love waking up

1368
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 4: over here. I feel like I when I the brief

1369
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 4: period I was in West Hollywood, I was overwhelmed with

1370
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 4: everything and I came over here.

1371
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 3: Do you just go to the beach for no reason.

1372
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 3: We go surfing down there way, wife and I. You

1373
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 3: can come with us. Why aren't we hanging out more? Chris,

1374
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 3: this is what I want to know.

1375
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 2: I have I got a I got a surfboard from

1376
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 2: uh from Costco, and then I have a little one

1377
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 2: that I'm horrible on.

1378
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 3: But I like surfing. Okay, well we can go to

1379
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 3: the beach. We can go have coffee.

1380
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 4: I absolutely want to do that. There's not a lot

1381
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 4: of Westside friends.

1382
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I am still in the car.

1383
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 3: That's you know, well you Karen, come on, you're invited.

1384
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 3: If you would just ditch that ridiculous day job you've

1385
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 3: got held us back, we could have done this podcast

1386
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 3: two months ago. It wasn't for you.

1387
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 2: You're a stupid and there you're homeowning in the valley

1388
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 2: house in the valley valley for I don't know. I

1389
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 2: don't know any furniture. I'll tell you that if that

1390
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 2: was your next question.

1391
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: I live in an empty house.

1392
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 3: An empty house.

1393
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: It's an art project.

1394
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 2: The only furniture is for the dogs.

1395
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 3: Do you have a are you a relationship? Is that

1396
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 3: going on?

1397
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm out of a release.

1398
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 3: You concern right, if you want.

1399
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 2: Please don't hit that incredibly attractive young lady.

1400
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 3: There's a lot of there's a lot of attractive people

1401
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 3: here by the beach. I think you'll find that. Yes, Yes,

1402
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 3: and you move out here, Karen. When when we all

1403
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 3: get a locked out here, I feel like I'm ready

1404
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 3: for a clubhouse in my life.

1405
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: We could start our own comedy show at the clubhouse.

1406
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down. You want to go right up to

1407
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 3: the next block and then you can turn right, or

1408
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 3: you can pull over if you want to just chat

1409
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 3: for a little while.

1410
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 2: First, when was your pilot that you were talking about there?

1411
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 3: Oh, that was that one? Yeah, I've had That's great.

1412
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 3: I have not. I've been to the plate a number

1413
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 3: of times. I had a pilot that was in nineteen

1414
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 3: right after I got to town eighty seven eight, and

1415
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 3: it was all visitors and fish and it didn't go.

1416
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 3: It was this is the story of that disappointment. Brandon

1417
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 3: Tartagoff was the This is the one. He was the

1418
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 3: president of the network at the time, and his daughter

1419
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 3: was in a I can't remember if this was this

1420
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 3: one or the next one, but I think it was

1421
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 3: this one. He was in a car accident with his daughter.

1422
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 3: Was in a car accident, so he was kind of

1423
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 3: off the scene the show got developed. Then when the

1424
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 3: show was done, he was kind of back and he goes, no, no,

1425
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 3: this isn't what I said I wanted to make. No,

1426
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 3: we're not doing this. And then there was the writer's strike,

1427
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 3: and then the showy they called up and said, look,

1428
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 3: they don't have anything to put on television, so they're

1429
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 3: going to air the pilot. They're not picking up, but

1430
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 3: it's going to be on TV. And then the writer's

1431
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 3: strike ended. Oh no, no, it's not on TV.

1432
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: That's just so that was like a triple jerk around.

1433
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 3: It was a well I don't I wasn't counting, but yeah,

1434
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 3: I think you're right. It sounds like a triple.

1435
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: It sounds like a triple.

1436
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 3: I did another one for Fox where it was it

1437
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 3: was this presentation. It was during when they were like,

1438
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 3: we're not doing pilots anymore because pilots you got to

1439
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 3: pay people like double what they would get to if

1440
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: you was an episode of the show. So instead we're

1441
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 3: going to do presentations, which is we'll put it up

1442
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 3: like a theater play and then we'll just decide if

1443
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 3: we want it based on that and then they and

1444
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 3: I said, okay, well it seems kind of crappy because

1445
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 3: now they're going to pay you a tenth of what

1446
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 3: you would get for a pilot. So you do it

1447
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 3: on stage like they rehearse it for a week as

1448
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 3: if it was an actual they were going to shoot it.

1449
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 3: But then then and then they said, well, you know what,

1450
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 3: we are going to shoot it just because maybe everybody

1451
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 3: can't be there to watch it, so we're going to

1452
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 3: shoot it. But it's not a pilot. And then my

1453
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 3: manager said, well, you can't shoot it if you're going

1454
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 3: to do that, and they said, okay, well we don't

1455
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 3: what about VHS And he goes.

1456
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: No, you can't move out a courtroom artist.

1457
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Now, so the so the schedule that one I

1458
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 3: did with Tom Thomas, Thomas F. Wilson, my friend Tom Wilson.

1459
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, a lot of people know him from Back

1460
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 2: to the Future.

1461
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, which I don't even like to say that because

1462
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 3: he's not He's done so many other great things and

1463
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 3: it's not his favorite thing.

1464
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 2: But that's maybe he would bring it up.

1465
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 3: It's a great role everyone because he can't help it

1466
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 3: because everybody.

1467
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 1: He has to say they want to put.

1468
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 3: That saddle on him and ride him around like it's

1469
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 3: their birthday. So but he and I are doing this

1470
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 3: thing and it was so much much fun. And then

1471
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 3: and Peter Bonners, you know the guy, the guy from

1472
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 3: the Bob Newhart Show. That was the guy who directed it.

1473
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 3: It was a really fun week. And then we were

1474
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 3: they were going to do the presentation on Friday, but

1475
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 3: not gonna videotape because all the executives are going to

1476
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 3: show up and it was raining, like it was a

1477
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 3: brutal rating night, and so some of the executive showed up,

1478
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 3: but not all of them. Barry Diller was the head

1479
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 3: of Fox. He did not show up on that Friday. Monday,

1480
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 3: he announced he was leaving Fox to go to QBC.

1481
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, so that is this second in my

1482
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 3: series of Hollywood and nut punch.

1483
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 2: Now that that was definitely three multidirectional.

1484
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel that didn't feel super good, but it was.

1485
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 2: I was definitely counting those punches. Its just won to

1486
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 2: each night, I think traditionally is how that goes in Hollywood.

1487
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 3: Okay, dual simultaneous.

1488
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 2: Well, I would maybe I'll ride a pilot. Do you

1489
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 2: want to be in my.

1490
01:04:55,600 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 3: We're teachers to solve and here's my pilot. It's all child.

1491
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 3: Child murders are very hot right now. I mean British

1492
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 3: drama shows are all about there's a dead child and

1493
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 3: let's get to the bottom of it. And then did

1494
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 3: you watch broad Church? Yes, spoiler alert everyone in that

1495
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 3: town is a pedophile. It's it's a little tiny town

1496
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 3: and everybody's fucking kids are in love with them.

1497
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 2: It's English.

1498
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I did stand up.

1499
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 4: I haven't gone to the UK a bunch, but I

1500
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 4: did uh a club in Manchester and every comic there had.

1501
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 3: Pedo file pedophile. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, that's how

1502
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 3: they say it over there.

1503
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 4: And they all laugh. They're like, oh, that's my favorite

1504
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 4: thing to make fun of, whereas here people are kind

1505
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,200
Speaker 4: of like, hey, that's serious.

1506
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 3: I had a nephew.

1507
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah that got shown something in a pool house and

1508
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 2: then so that's it's off limits. But in the UK

1509
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 2: they it's pedophile, this pedophile that, well, they're all pedophiles.

1510
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 3: So you can't.

1511
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: Can't anybody want to hear my PIDs from my o

1512
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: my pilot?

1513
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 3: We are we in it?

1514
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called pool house, okay, And you guys.

1515
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 3: Both work there and there's Okay, you're.

1516
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: The towl boys in the pool house.

1517
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 2: Okay, and it's mostly kids.

1518
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 1: It's just every week a different kid who wanders in

1519
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 1: and then you take them away, and then a curtain

1520
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 1: will blow.

1521
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 2: I think i'd wires of that. Okay, but I'm not.

1522
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 3: Right this you've just described just the first you know,

1523
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 3: what do they call that first two minutes before the

1524
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 3: show starts? Kind of every this is just a cold open, yes,

1525
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,800
Speaker 3: then what happens afterwards.

1526
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 1: Will murder that kid? Okay, and then whatever else you want.

1527
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I feel like most popular when they

1528
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 3: it's the people who are the main characters of the

1529
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 3: people who catch the murderer, not the SI. I mean,

1530
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 3: you're the one with a TV writing job.

1531
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I think you both need to be

1532
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 1: willing and brave just to be an unlikable character every

1533
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: once in a while.

1534
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 2: But as the stars, yeah we're talking amount of SI.

1535
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 3: Even been listening to this episode, I feel like we've

1536
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,680
Speaker 3: all been taking turns being unlikable.

1537
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,560
Speaker 1: We're about as unlikable as you can get.

1538
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the recharge, that was terrific. Well, let's face it,

1539
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 2: we're at your place, We're sitting in a turned off car.

1540
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 3: Well, we can start up. We're actually a few blocks away,

1541
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:33,960
Speaker 3: so we can drive. Yeah, we're not here. No, we're

1542
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,479
Speaker 3: not here. I told you if we were, I said

1543
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 3: that pull over so we could talk a little bit more.

1544
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,400
Speaker 3: If we pull into my driveway. My wife is going

1545
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 3: to come out. No, I mean, she's a.

1546
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:46,439
Speaker 1: Character, but Hanson will be on. She could jump in.

1547
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 3: She said she was going to take my name, and

1548
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 3: then she didn't.

1549
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: She didn't do it.

1550
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's not like a bon of contention, but

1551
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 3: it's just a factual thing that we've been married for

1552
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 3: going on, it'll be twelve years and that's October. That

1553
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 3: did you hear my phone? That's that's her texting me.

1554
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 3: Where are you my love? That's what she says.

1555
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 2: Wait for her to come out. Just stroller a blaze.

1556
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: Maybe if you print up the paperwork and just put

1557
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 1: it on her desk, make it easy for her.

1558
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:17,599
Speaker 3: What's the paperwork for her name change?

1559
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:20,879
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the clerical stuff and going.

1560
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: She doesn't like paper.

1561
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 3: She might have done that.

1562
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 2: You know her, Well, it sounds like Karen, I know her.

1563
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,720
Speaker 3: That's what's stopping me from a lot of things too.

1564
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 3: Is the papers.

1565
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the living room comedy show paperwork that you

1566
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 1: don't want to get.

1567
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 2: Certainly the reason I even't paid my taxes in five years.

1568
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 3: We got to be coming close here. It's just will

1569
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 3: you go over this next thing? And then it's on

1570
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 3: the right. Oh I remember now? Yeah? What do you

1571
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,040
Speaker 3: remember from well.

1572
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 1: Past your house? Oh?

1573
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:59,559
Speaker 3: I know, I got My friend is now managing her

1574
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 3: name is Melan. Yeah, my friend's managing her. Yeah.

1575
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 1: Does she have another hit?

1576
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 3: She's still rocking it out? Yeah? I can't remember her

1577
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,720
Speaker 3: other hits, but yeah she has. She's had a couple

1578
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,440
Speaker 3: of hits. I didn't know that she's still doing it.

1579
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 3: Take a take a take. Well, no, there's someone in

1580
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 3: the driveway right there, right there. Yeah, no, next to

1581
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:20,759
Speaker 3: the one with a silver car. That one back a droopy.

1582
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 2: It's almost like it's melting.

1583
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 3: I love it. Okay, No, I'm I'm did you see

1584
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 3: where that blue car is over there? I'm in the

1585
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 3: one next to that, behind the other kind of sage

1586
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 3: greeny one.

1587
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,559
Speaker 1: Do you want me to back up and go back

1588
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 1: over there?

1589
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:39,920
Speaker 3: Well you can, Okay, she's fine, Hi are you?

1590
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,800
Speaker 2: She was? She really has a curious look on her face.

1591
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, she is a curious person. She's probably coming

1592
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 3: out because that might be someone in one of her

1593
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,720
Speaker 3: friend's car, or maybe she's mad at the person who

1594
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 3: left the car. She lives in this building where that

1595
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 3: driveway goes to, or that building this not in this

1596
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,760
Speaker 3: this building that we're parked in. I don't know the

1597
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 3: people who live here that much.

1598
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: I could be blocking somebody.

1599
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, but they'll either be in the road or

1600
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 3: they'll come up this driveway and they'll have an angry look.

1601
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:09,559
Speaker 3: In the neighborhood that lives behind that building's famous. His

1602
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:13,800
Speaker 3: default mode is to just start every time something's a problem,

1603
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 3: he just starts yelling at you. His life. You know

1604
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 3: how they say you make your own world. You know,

1605
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,760
Speaker 3: he's he's the star of that.

1606
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,680
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Well, certainly the look on her face could

1607
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 2: be confused for very angry. I don't It might be.

1608
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 3: Just her rest anything to do with us.

1609
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:31,560
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's probably just a lifetime of being mistreated.

1610
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 1: I bet it's that jean jacket. It's a tiny It.

1611
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,720
Speaker 4: Might be the fringe on that skirt that's making her angry.

1612
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 2: It's just the denim on denim that she has gone.

1613
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 3: And you don't even know what kind of undergarments she's

1614
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 3: gonna sometimes, you know, just.

1615
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 2: Big floppy granny bloomers, just windsock.

1616
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,280
Speaker 3: I was thinking more of kind of a religious kind

1617
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,599
Speaker 3: of like there's a tight thing.

1618
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 1: Or some magic underwear.

1619
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 2: She just drapes a sheet with a hole in it

1620
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 2: around her waist or it's chainmail.

1621
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,840
Speaker 1: Oh she because she is from the rent Fair. I

1622
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 1: don't need her permission she has. Okay, Jake, what any plugs?

1623
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,680
Speaker 3: And yeah? Great? When is this going to be coming out?

1624
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,280
Speaker 3: Here's what be next Monday. Here's what I can say

1625
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 3: to you people listening to this. I've got a comedy

1626
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 3: special that you can download. It's five dollars and you

1627
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 3: can download it from my website. Jake. This dot com

1628
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 3: and that's my website, so you can find out where I'm.

1629
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,719
Speaker 1: Playing dot com. What's the comedy special? What's the title?

1630
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 3: It's called Pictures of My Dinner. I love that name.

1631
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch that.

1632
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:38,120
Speaker 2: You also have other ones? You have I Love You on?

1633
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,719
Speaker 2: You can watch that on Netflix.

1634
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:40,639
Speaker 3: No you can't anymore?

1635
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 2: They really I watched it on there.

1636
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 3: I know they pull this is Do you want to

1637
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 3: hear about another kind of way that showbes disappoint you. Yes,

1638
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 3: they can stop having you on Netflix. I didn't know

1639
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 3: that they could do that, but I was like, what happened?

1640
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 3: And not only do they take the special off, but

1641
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,400
Speaker 3: they remove all the reviews and the record of it

1642
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 3: being on there. So so for a while it was

1643
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 3: like you could go on and you could say, well,

1644
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 3: if this ever comes back, I want to watch it,

1645
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 3: or you could read reviews that people have written about it.

1646
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 3: But it was on for three years and then and

1647
01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,680
Speaker 3: now it's not. But I'm gonna I'm gonna put that

1648
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 3: up for a digital take that personally it hurts.

1649
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 4: Instead of charge five bucks for that one, since it's

1650
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,640
Speaker 4: the old one, get for free.

1651
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,080
Speaker 3: On I thought I thought you were going to suggest

1652
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 3: ten dollars. I mean all money. Money is really kind

1653
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:23,600
Speaker 3: of classic. Okay, seven, it's all a technicality. Now that

1654
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 3: I'm I've got these diamonds, so.

1655
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:30,800
Speaker 1: Everything is now your whole world has shifted dramatically.

1656
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,559
Speaker 3: I know it's all for fun. Now everything is for fun.

1657
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:35,720
Speaker 3: It's great. I can't wait to see you guys at

1658
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:39,200
Speaker 3: the living room show that we're going to do. Why

1659
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 3: don't we buy a house that we just do living

1660
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 3: room shows and nobody even lives there.

1661
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 2: I mean, if you make the down payment, you're the

1662
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 2: one that's shipping money.

1663
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 3: We'll fill the basement up with dead children.

1664
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 1: A dream house, yeah, dream house, a little place.

1665
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 3: It's just for us.

1666
01:12:58,120 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 1: And our predilections.

1667
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 3: I didn't think this was going to be that much fun,

1668
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 3: kind of dreading it a little bit. No, I was

1669
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,800
Speaker 3: excited about it, but but I really didn't. This was

1670
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:11,679
Speaker 3: more fun than I thought.

1671
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 2: I'm glad that you're saying that, and I'm glad.

1672
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 4: I hope that it was better than the cab, right

1673
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 4: it certainly I'm going to just go ahead.

1674
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 3: Oh this beats the crap out of a cab. What

1675
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,840
Speaker 3: do I owe you?

1676
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 1: No cologne? Starting with no cologne? And then we actually

1677
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 1: knew how to get to your house.

1678
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,160
Speaker 3: The payment sort of we spiraled in, but we did it.

1679
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,599
Speaker 1: You know, roundabout way.

1680
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:36,480
Speaker 2: The payment is in, having made you've paid us in laughs.

1681
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 3: If you want to go, if you want to park

1682
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,000
Speaker 3: at my driveway, you can come in and meet my wife.

1683
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 3: If you want to thank you. No, I didn't like so, Okay.

1684
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:46,719
Speaker 2: I'm a little nervous. Just anyone in Curlers Wheel.

1685
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 3: It's not really where you made that up. That's not

1686
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 3: who she really is, but retracing my that was my.

1687
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,800
Speaker 1: Whole I'm catturing her is pet from Andy Cap, and

1688
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't want any part of it.

1689
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 2: I should.

1690
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:59,479
Speaker 4: That pet for Andy Cap makes me want to take

1691
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 4: a face naps on a couch, remember like nap on

1692
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:03,320
Speaker 4: his face.

1693
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,400
Speaker 2: He was a drunk, he was abusive.

1694
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,599
Speaker 1: He was a terrible drunk on h O N.

1695
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 3: I don't remember Andy Cap as well as you guys,

1696
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,240
Speaker 3: and you're younger than me too. That's it's weird. It's

1697
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 3: very It's a turnabout thing that's happened.

1698
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,760
Speaker 1: It's a turnaround, Jake. I'm going I'm going to make

1699
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:23,600
Speaker 1: you do low key shows in Hollywood.

1700
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to We're done now right. I keep

1701
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 3: thinking like I should put this down, but then it's

1702
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:32,840
Speaker 3: not really over. But it is over, right, isn't it. Okay,

1703
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:34,600
Speaker 3: we're going to get out.

1704
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:39,599
Speaker 1: Here's you do the sign off? We will Okay, you're

1705
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:40,280
Speaker 1: trying to say.

1706
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:43,600
Speaker 2: Something, Jake, thank you for being on the show. We

1707
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,960
Speaker 2: very much enjoyed you. This is my conclusionary.

1708
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 4: Voice you've been listening to Do you need a ride?

1709
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:51,599
Speaker 3: D y n Air