Speaker 1: Puter keeps getting so much hold on one, two, three?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, hello Andrew. Hi, Today's Wednesday, October twentieth. Wow.
Speaker 2: And since it's Wednesday, that means it's time for bull Chat. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's the podcast to Serial Killers. Yes? Is it a sister?
Speaker 2: Why is it always a sister or something?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 1: You have been saying that? So I just let you
Speaker 1: roll with it. This is your dream. I'm just living
Speaker 1: in it now.
Speaker 2: This is your dream. I'm just along for the ride.
Speaker 1: Not my dream, it's my nightmare.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I got you. Well, this is bull Chat.
Speaker 2: We talk about stuff other than cereal, Yes, on this
Speaker 2: particular platform. Yes, here we go. Yay. Shall we just
Speaker 2: continue what we were talking about before we started?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: I think beards are fascinating. I cannot grow one.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't either.
Speaker 2: One of the guys that works here, Josh, has this
Speaker 2: massive beard, and I know it sounds weird, but I
Speaker 2: just want to stick my hand in it. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: because I don't know what I want to know what
Speaker 2: it feels like. Because Amy and I were actually we
Speaker 2: were driving in the city yesterday and some dude was
Speaker 2: walking down the street with this massive beard and We're like,
Speaker 2: do you think it smells? Do you think it's gross?
Speaker 2: How does it feel does it feel like hair hair
Speaker 2: head hair? Or does does it like feel like pube air?
Speaker 2: Like grossy wirey stuff? Like? What is what is a beard?
Speaker 2: Full beard feel like?
Speaker 1: So coaster boy? Josh, you felt his beard before.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I've witnessed you do it when he.
Speaker 2: Didn't have one of those massive Santa Claus beard. No,
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. I don't want to
Speaker 2: do it. I don't want to do it. I don't
Speaker 2: want to do it. I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. Why are you doing
Speaker 2: this to me?
Speaker 1: Because to witness this, our listeners deserve to know.
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 1: Because it's gonna be fun. I'm telling you what it
Speaker 1: feels like. It is usually like it feels like you
Speaker 1: have a goateea.
Speaker 2: I don't have a giant, giant flowing beard though. Hey
Speaker 2: Josh Martinez, Hi, Josh, I have a question? Perfect? That
Speaker 2: was That was my follow up. So, first of all, congratulations,
Speaker 2: thank you, you welcome. This is our podcast Bowl Chat
Speaker 2: Bull Chat. We talk about cereal on Mondays and just
Speaker 2: other crap on Wednesdays. So today's Wednesday. Hey, real quick,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be a go on this Mike. You
Speaker 2: can take this one here. Okay, So I just this
Speaker 2: is a strange question. Can I can I stick my
Speaker 2: hand on your beard? No? You can do it.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I can. Okay, come over the camera here so I
Speaker 2: can got it. Ye wait, bring the MinC closer. I
Speaker 2: could hear maybe some wow. Okay, that's all I needed
Speaker 2: to do. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I appreciate Andrew.
Speaker 2: You want to you want to love it, you know what?
Speaker 1: Just such Okay, it's.
Speaker 2: Nice organic, no conditioner, no shampoo, no oil. Now, hold on,
Speaker 2: if you did condition it would feel like smooth, silky hair.
Speaker 2: Hairs way too coarse, okay, all right, I just want
Speaker 2: it to know the day.
Speaker 1: How do I get out of it?
Speaker 2: Just pull there you go. I can't grow that. So
Speaker 2: I was just curious, thank you? Yes? Wow? All right
Speaker 2: that was fun.
Speaker 1: Yes, So how did it feel to you? Just smell
Speaker 1: your hand?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, okay, right, it felt like uh it was yeah,
Speaker 2: it was coarse. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Again, it's like your facial hair. Okay, it's not like
Speaker 1: your hair hair like this is soft. This is not soft.
Speaker 2: But if you put like mane and tail conditioners, no,
Speaker 2: that's not a thing. No. No, but they sell like
Speaker 2: beard condition like Kremo we were talking about that. They
Speaker 2: sell beard conditioners and stuff like that. Does it make
Speaker 2: it soft? No, it's never like this like the horse's mane.
Speaker 1: No, because I mean, I don't am I allowed to
Speaker 1: say certain things on this podcast because I feel bad
Speaker 1: like I don't want to. If your children are listening
Speaker 1: right now, I'm sorry. But if you were to put
Speaker 1: certain types of products on your under their parts, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't become like hair hair that you have on your head.
Speaker 1: It's a different type of hair. Okay, I understood, you
Speaker 1: get it. Yes, so that type of hair. Do you
Speaker 1: mean under arms are down below or both? I guess both.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Why then is your hair like on your head different
Speaker 1: texture than your hair?
Speaker 2: Right? They're coming out of the same follicles, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Maybe the hair has grown over time, Okay, And that's why,
Speaker 1: because think about it, it has to be coarser because imagine
Speaker 1: if you just were growing, like if this type of
Speaker 1: hair was grown out of my follicles, we'd be it
Speaker 1: would be difficult. I'd have grown hairs every time I shaved.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. All I know is I can't
Speaker 2: grow a nice, flowy beard like that, So I was
Speaker 2: just curious. That's that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't either. Yeah, it's not great, okay. I
Speaker 1: mean the one time I've ever tried it, just the
Speaker 1: patch shows off too much, and I've been trying to
Speaker 1: use beard oil and it doesn't do anything. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you it's all it's all fake. It's a fraud.
Speaker 2: You had that porn star stash for a second? Last
Speaker 2: was the last November of the move before November is
Speaker 2: coming up? Yeah? Should we do that?
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: If Amy won't stay in the same room with me
Speaker 2: if I have a giant mustache and beard because she
Speaker 2: hates it it's creepy.
Speaker 1: Maybe what we could do is raise money for the
Speaker 1: November thing. It goes to testicular cancer research.
Speaker 2: I suppose we could.
Speaker 1: I think that would be nice if our listeners would
Speaker 1: donate some money.
Speaker 2: It would cause huge problems in my home life, but
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's for a good cause, why not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's thirty something, it's thirty. How many days are
Speaker 1: in November?
Speaker 2: Thirty? Yeah, it's thirty days. That's nothing. See. But the
Speaker 2: thing is, I can't am I. I would just be big,
Speaker 2: long and scraggly. I can't. It's not a beard, it does.
Speaker 2: I can't grow a full beard. I can't grow a mustage.
Speaker 1: What's the lungs you've gone without shaving?
Speaker 2: Oh? I mean it's weak and weeks. But it just
Speaker 2: just looks like a mess. I look like a homeless guy.
Speaker 1: Again, I did it. So it doesn't look great for
Speaker 1: me either, So we'll discuss I think it would be
Speaker 1: nice we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2: Okay. So oh underarm hair? Yes? Yes? So can I
Speaker 2: talk about under arms for just a second? Store so
Speaker 2: I tie everything together Andrew? Yes, when things come up,
Speaker 2: I just speak naturally, like what comes next? Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I spoke about.
Speaker 1: I'm just picturing like a light bulb moment like.
Speaker 2: It was because a few weeks ago we talked about
Speaker 2: how they discontinued my my deodorant, your deogreen. Yes, my
Speaker 2: degree shower clean aerosol that I've been using probably for
Speaker 2: twenty plus years, that all of a sudden no longer exists,
Speaker 2: and you can buy them for like eighty two one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars a can on eBay which I refuse to do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you know, so I tried another fragrance. I hate.
Speaker 2: It makes me nauseous. I can't find anything that I like.
Speaker 2: I do. I have the dry solid whatever. I don't
Speaker 2: like it because it leaves chunk. I'm not a fan
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: Oh, chunky deodorant is the worst, especially because I don't
Speaker 1: know if this happens to you, but it gets naughty, yes,
Speaker 1: and then it hurts because when you like go to
Speaker 1: wash afterwards, it's almost like oh ow ow.
Speaker 2: Right, because theodorant is doing its job and it's not
Speaker 2: letting it. You can't wash that stuff out. It's awful.
Speaker 2: And the roll on I can't because it makes my
Speaker 2: shirt wet and it stains it. And is there a
Speaker 2: different like why I don't understand why companies make aerosol?
Speaker 2: Come on now, just anti persperants. You know they have
Speaker 2: ones that are only anti perspriant, which means you don't sweat,
Speaker 2: but you still need to put the odorant on top
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: So I don't can't relate to what your struggle is
Speaker 1: with this one because I can't use canned deodorant.
Speaker 2: Well, what do you use?
Speaker 1: I use old spice. I just use classic old spice
Speaker 1: because candy solid. Yes, okay, I cannot use candy odorant
Speaker 1: because I have a terrible, terrible reaction to the aluminum
Speaker 1: that it's stored in, and most deodorance have it. But
Speaker 1: in like stick, it's less than what like the spray
Speaker 1: on was. Like as a kid, everybody would like the
Speaker 1: axe trend. Do you remember when everybody was axing for
Speaker 1: a while when that first came out.
Speaker 2: I do, because I was here already. I was a
Speaker 2: little too old for the school axe part. Yeah, Like
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, it was arid, extra dry.
Speaker 2: It was this gel crud that you mushed in your
Speaker 2: arm and you felt it was squishy two.
Speaker 1: Hours I had and that had the pebbles in it too.
Speaker 1: They had like oh that was weird. But axe came
Speaker 1: out when I was in grammar school or elementary school
Speaker 1: whatever it was, and I remember spraying it under my arms,
Speaker 1: not really even knowing how to use deodorant. What's your
Speaker 1: bo sent at like like fourth grade, it's not real,
Speaker 1: it's getting there, it's getting it's you're ripening, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you that. But yeah, then the more I would spray it,
Speaker 1: I got terrible, terrible terrible reactions all under my arms.
Speaker 1: It was terrible, like my skin was basically melting away
Speaker 1: from the aluminum.
Speaker 2: Were you sure it wasn't the fragrance?
Speaker 1: No, no, because I would then switch over to different
Speaker 1: aerosol ones and they would do the same thing.
Speaker 2: I can use it. If you wear acts you have
Speaker 2: to go clubbing like that is just a requirement.
Speaker 1: Or be like some weird Russian mobs type like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to go out. You smell the scent.
Speaker 2: It's water.
Speaker 1: It's great with a V neck and chest hair and
Speaker 1: chit chains everywhere, maybe some rings. Yeah, yeah, So have
Speaker 1: lads going out, have fun, the great sexy party time.
Speaker 2: I love your voices. I'm sorry, I'm a sucker for
Speaker 2: your voices. Thanks. What else, Andrew? Oh, we went to
Speaker 2: the zoo yesterday.
Speaker 1: That's exciting.
Speaker 2: It was very exciting and I can't tell you how
Speaker 2: enamored we were with the gorillas.
Speaker 1: What zoo did you go?
Speaker 2: We went to the Bronx Zoo. It was boo at
Speaker 2: the zoo. Scary holiday you.
Speaker 1: Know, I hear that commercial one more time?
Speaker 2: Oh no, anyway, but it was funny because they there's
Speaker 2: this big gorilla habitat and trees and vines and all
Speaker 2: kinds of stuff, and then a big glass enclosure and
Speaker 2: you just sit there in this room and you watch them,
Speaker 2: and it's just it's quite amazing. I mean, they're I
Speaker 2: don't know what to say, but like, we sat and
Speaker 2: watched for like two hours. There was they were having
Speaker 2: fights with each other. Yeah, so one would sit there
Speaker 2: and look at the other one while one ripped a
Speaker 2: root out of the ground. They're strong. He tore a
Speaker 2: frickin root out of the ground.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to say it, but do
Speaker 1: you remember the girl that got her face ripped off
Speaker 1: by the chimp?
Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Monkeys are super strong.
Speaker 2: They're very strong. So rip the root out, broken in half,
Speaker 2: gave one to his friend, and then they went after
Speaker 2: this other guy and they ran around chasing him. Then
Speaker 2: they came back, and then there was this other one
Speaker 2: who was just sitting there. It was just lounging literally
Speaker 2: like this with his arm up and his leg up,
Speaker 2: and he was just watching the action. It was insane.
Speaker 2: And one went up in the tree and peede on
Speaker 2: another one. It was it was just it was hours
Speaker 2: of entertainment. I could have just sat and watched there
Speaker 2: all day.
Speaker 1: My sister is really terrified of monkeys because of how
Speaker 1: similar they are to human. Yes, and it's so scary
Speaker 1: when you look at their hands, because there's just a
Speaker 1: human hand, except like fuzzier it is. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: And they used them the same.
Speaker 1: Way that we use like our hands.
Speaker 2: That's right, and it's so scared human hand feet also, Yes, you.
Speaker 1: Know it would be like if we had our hands
Speaker 1: on our feet too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Look at this was a guy that we're watching
Speaker 2: for a while. He kept like he kept eating food
Speaker 2: and vomiting it out and then eating it again. He
Speaker 2: would spit it out into his hand and then he
Speaker 2: would shake his head and then and then eat it again.
Speaker 1: Well, it's crazy because they could also learn sign language too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very smart.
Speaker 1: They are, don't We share like ninety nine percent of
Speaker 1: our DNA with monkeys? I would think so, I think so.
Speaker 1: I mean they're they're quite intelligent. I would like to
Speaker 1: have one as a pet.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like if you just went and like,
Speaker 2: how you doing, man, I'd put your hand out to
Speaker 2: shake his hand. I feel like they'd be friendly.
Speaker 1: So gay, No, I'm gonna say no to that one.
Speaker 2: Even the bear the bears they're just hanging out.
Speaker 1: Those are my favorite. If I could, I would there's
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a YouTube video of a man
Speaker 1: that bonded with a baby black bear and he like
Speaker 1: got it from its like birth, and then he ran
Speaker 1: away or something happened with bear. But then the bear
Speaker 1: found him years later and gave him this huge hug
Speaker 1: and it was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Now
Speaker 1: I remember that. But they would attack me and maul
Speaker 1: me and realize, look at him, he's scratching his back
Speaker 1: on the tree.
Speaker 2: They're so cute like here. I understand that they're not domesticated, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I would like to think that if you had
Speaker 2: a wild animal of any kind from birth, like right
Speaker 2: out the mom and just took it and cared for
Speaker 2: it and fed it and raised it whatever. That I
Speaker 2: know that they have their instincts that they want to
Speaker 2: kill everything and eat that stuff and whatever, but wouldn't
Speaker 2: it think that you're its mom or dad and just
Speaker 2: like be nice to you.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing theory. I mean, that's why certain
Speaker 1: animals like form a connection like I don't know. You
Speaker 1: always see those like on the Dodo website or wherever
Speaker 1: they're like this fox bonded with a human, watch their
Speaker 1: relationship grow over the years, or like this cheetah forgot
Speaker 1: its owner. No it didn't. It gives it a huge
Speaker 1: hug and they like I don't know if a giant
Speaker 1: like tiger came over to me and was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: it remembers you. First of all, I don't trust cats.
Speaker 1: I love cats, but I don't trust any They are
Speaker 1: their own person, and they I feel, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm always a little afraid of them, like I love
Speaker 1: like I sometimes think I would love a cat. Oh
Speaker 1: got see, Like that's what I think. Cats just come
Speaker 1: up to you sometimes and you could be like snuggling
Speaker 1: with it one moment. Like dogs are different. Dogs are
Speaker 1: very cuddly. They want to come up to you. They
Speaker 1: want you like all your attention. Cats are almost like, suck,
Speaker 1: I'll cuddle with you and guess what, tomorrow, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: smack you in your face.
Speaker 2: I I could have. I think I feel like I
Speaker 2: could have a cat. I've never had a cat. I've
Speaker 2: always been a dog person. Was not allowed to have
Speaker 2: a dog as a kid, so I had to move
Speaker 2: out of the house to get a dog and an
Speaker 2: earring for that matter. But that's beside the point.
Speaker 1: Some are regrettable choices.
Speaker 2: And you know, yeah, and I still have my holes.
Speaker 2: You can still. A couple of years ago my daughter
Speaker 2: like crammed and earing through it. I was like it
Speaker 2: started bleeding, but I mean it went through. Wow. I
Speaker 2: think your holes will always. Do you have any holes?
Speaker 2: Do you have any peers?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: You never got a piercing never pierced anything, never got
Speaker 2: any piercings. I always wanted an earring when I was
Speaker 2: sixteen seventeen and my dad was like no. So when
Speaker 2: I moved out of the house at eighteen, I went
Speaker 2: to the mall. And you know where I was when
Speaker 2: I was eighteen, Andrew, I'm not going to say, but
Speaker 2: so I went to the I went to the Westdale
Speaker 2: Mall in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. And here it is. I
Speaker 2: sat in the window and I think it was I
Speaker 2: feel like it was Claire's. If it wasn't Claire's, it
Speaker 2: was a store that was just like that, and the
Speaker 2: piercing chair was in the window. So I sat in
Speaker 2: the window of the mall holding a Teddy Bear as
Speaker 2: people were walking by, and the girl with the gun
Speaker 2: came and did it, and I was like, ah, you know,
Speaker 2: but I had my little starter earring was a little
Speaker 2: diamond stud and you weren't supposed to take it out.
Speaker 2: When it's brand new, you're not supposed to take it out.
Speaker 2: And I went home to visit for the holidays, and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh my god, what do I do? What
Speaker 2: do I do? And so I took it out and
Speaker 2: I was sitting at the computer on AOL in some
Speaker 2: chat room and my dad came down and there was
Speaker 2: blood coming out of the back of my ear. He's like,
Speaker 2: what happened. I was like, God, damn it. I got
Speaker 2: my ear pierced and I got a dog. Hello. So
Speaker 2: you know I killed two birds with one stone right there. Wow.
Speaker 2: But they fell in love with the dog and they
Speaker 2: wound up stealing it. It wound up becoming their dog.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you know that's almost like Luna. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like my mom is seconds away from taking Luna every time.
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, I'm getting a phone called b RB.
Speaker 2: Oh here we go. Now what so you want to
Speaker 2: hear more about Iowa? Yeah? So, I mean that was
Speaker 2: an interesting time in my life. I'm sure I've told
Speaker 2: this many, many times, but it was a whole radio thing.
Speaker 2: I went out there. The radio stations that I was
Speaker 2: supposed to work at never went on the air, so
Speaker 2: it was just me trying to find another radio gig
Speaker 2: at eighteen years old with an immoderate experience. I mean,
Speaker 2: I started working in radio when I was fifteen years old.
Speaker 2: I was an intern for a morning show on Long
Speaker 2: Island at fifteen. I got hired there when I was sixteen,
Speaker 2: which is so incredibly not normal. I was still going
Speaker 2: to high school at the time, so I basically dropped
Speaker 2: all my necessary high school classes and by the time
Speaker 2: I was seventeen, I was only taking English, Social Studies
Speaker 2: and jim and that was it. So I didn't get
Speaker 2: to school until like eleven thirty in the morning because
Speaker 2: I was producing this morning show that was about forty
Speaker 2: minutes away from where I lived. And that went on
Speaker 2: until I was eighteen years old and I moved to Iowa.
Speaker 2: Did my Iowa think for about ten or eleven months.
Speaker 2: I know Andrew will dispute how long it was, but
Speaker 2: it was. It was June to May, so that's ten
Speaker 2: that ten months. Ten July Augusteptember, October November December, January, Februy,
Speaker 2: March April May. Okay, so it was eleven months and
Speaker 2: then I came back and then I started working here
Speaker 2: and I've been here ever since. And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: I've told you that before. But yeah, so Andrew is
Speaker 2: in the other studio now, huddled in the corner on
Speaker 2: the phone. I have no idea who he's talking to.
Speaker 2: He's writing something down. But anyway, back to the zoo.
Speaker 2: It's if you have not been to the zoo in
Speaker 2: a while, go because I haven't been there probably in
Speaker 2: twelve years, ever since my oldest one actually was in
Speaker 2: a stroller. I remember we went there and it was cool.
Speaker 2: But the exhibits and the animals do change from year
Speaker 2: to year, and it's just it's really fascinating to watch
Speaker 2: animals in their kind of natural habitat. I mean, they
Speaker 2: kind of make it set up so it's as natural
Speaker 2: as it possibly can be, and it's just it's really
Speaker 2: cool to see animals doing stuff and that you wouldn't
Speaker 2: normally see in your neck of the woods. As they say,
Speaker 2: I mean, we do have. It's funny, we don't have
Speaker 2: as many crazy wild animals here. I wish we did.
Speaker 2: But I mean, every once in a while, I don't
Speaker 2: even the only deer I see your dead deer on
Speaker 2: the road when we're driving someplace. I've only seen one
Speaker 2: deer frolicking ever on Long Island in the history of
Speaker 2: me living there. And we have our raccoons, and every
Speaker 2: once in a while you'll see a skunk. But we've
Speaker 2: got chipmunks, and there's frogs all over the place, which
Speaker 2: I think is very interesting, and squirrels, and there's black
Speaker 2: squirrels now, which is the weirdest thing. It's so odd
Speaker 2: to see a black squirrel running around because I don't
Speaker 2: know where they came from. I have never seen them before,
Speaker 2: probably a year or two ago. Seriously, I don't know
Speaker 2: what else to talk about. Andrew here to bounce stuff
Speaker 2: off of and to yell at each other. So I
Speaker 2: may just pause this for a minute and we'll come
Speaker 2: back when he comes back. But don't know what he's
Speaker 2: doing anyway. Oh, So it's almost November, right is October?
Speaker 2: What twentieth? So the holidays are upon us? Thanksgiving, Christmas,
Speaker 2: Halloween is next week. What are you being for Halloween?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Hey, can you tweet? Us ideas
Speaker 2: of what we can talk about on bold chat, because
Speaker 2: if I had your idea, I could kind of go
Speaker 2: off on it right now and we always could use topics.
Speaker 2: So go to Serial Killers PC on Twitter or Instagram
Speaker 2: and tweet us or dm us your bowl chat topics
Speaker 2: and we'll talk about it. Yeah. Oh, you want to
Speaker 2: talk about the pink elephant in the room while Andrew's
Speaker 2: not in here? So oh hey Andrew? Oh hi, how
Speaker 2: you doing? Busy busy day? I ran out of things
Speaker 2: to talk about?
Speaker 1: So what were you doing?
Speaker 2: I was just playing with this cat paw and going
Speaker 2: yeah for like five minutes. Are you serious? That's all? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? It sounds like a energetic and a live podcast.
Speaker 2: It was. Who was that?
Speaker 1: It was Elvis?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1: No, I have work to do.
Speaker 2: I got you, So do you want to cut the short? No,
Speaker 2: we can go.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Ever since I don't know
Speaker 1: what the day it was, but I feel like I
Speaker 1: am back in a pre pandemic work mode.
Speaker 2: Oh there's no doubt.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I don't feel like I got any type
Speaker 1: of like announcement that things were going back to normal.
Speaker 1: But my work schedule is back to the way it
Speaker 1: used to be, and it's crazy, and I just was
Speaker 1: not ready to be thrust into this.
Speaker 2: See, you probably didn't realize how much you actually did
Speaker 2: until you stopped doing so much and now have to
Speaker 2: do it again.
Speaker 1: Truly, I am. It's it's a lot, but it's it's
Speaker 1: nice because I felt like I kind of got a
Speaker 1: sabbatical for a year and a half and it was
Speaker 1: a nice sabbatical, and I think I definitely learned some things,
Speaker 1: like on ways that I kind of was doing things
Speaker 1: that I now have come to realize, like why was
Speaker 1: I so stupid doing this this way when I could
Speaker 1: have done it easier a different way. So you're coming
Speaker 1: in with a fresh, fresh perspective, and it's nice. I
Speaker 1: have not stressful.
Speaker 2: I've not experienced that because I've just been working NonStop throughout.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's interesting because I feel like certain times,
Speaker 1: like certain people don't, I don't know, haven't gone back
Speaker 1: to normal yet and it's I don't know, You're just it's.
Speaker 2: It's just a lot, that's all I have to say.
Speaker 2: I hate the term new normal, but it really kind
Speaker 2: of is because I have a feeling that there are
Speaker 2: some people that work here that are just never going
Speaker 2: to come back, and the company is okay with it.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, I come in what two three days a
Speaker 1: week now, and it's like when I'm here, I'm doing
Speaker 1: work and I used to sit here and just be
Speaker 1: able to lollygag around.
Speaker 2: I have an idea. I'm going to teach you what
Speaker 2: I do in the morning here, and I'm going to
Speaker 2: stay home and I'll just like be on the phone
Speaker 2: and you can run it from here.
Speaker 1: I would love to do that one day. I want
Speaker 1: to stay home for absolutely love to do that one day.
Speaker 1: I would love to figure out how that board works
Speaker 1: this way in the event of something going wrong. Added
Speaker 1: to my resume because I feel like I'm a good
Speaker 1: all around player. If I were like in a squid game,
Speaker 1: i'd be hopefully make it past the first round. I
Speaker 1: think I can make it to the sixth round. I
Speaker 1: think I'm in a good all around player.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're going to have to explain because I guess
Speaker 2: squid game. Squid game, I know, but I have not
Speaker 2: watched it. I just see guys in big red helmets.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe squid game isn't the best one, but what
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 2: What squid Game?
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's basically like six competitions, but they're all
Speaker 1: based off of old kids games.
Speaker 2: But it's scripted, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, but I think it'll be a reality show
Speaker 1: soon because the premise is so simple that it's like
Speaker 1: it would be a fun reality show. But you basically
Speaker 1: play old games. So they play like Marbles, which I
Speaker 1: didn't I never played that as a game either, but
Speaker 1: they play like red Light green Light. That's the first
Speaker 1: game that they play, and if you move instead of
Speaker 1: like the when we used to play, you get killed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So they go from four hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: six players and like they eliminate them, and then at
Speaker 1: the end they play something called the Squid Game, which
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's an actual Korean game, if
Speaker 1: any of our listeners want to say, yes, it is
Speaker 1: an actual Korean game, but yeah, that they play. The
Speaker 1: final one is a game called Squid Game, which is
Speaker 1: basically like a protect the Box type game.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Korean, Yeah, I have to tell you the
Speaker 2: show that we found on Netflix that is hilarious. That's
Speaker 2: probably been around for a couple of years now, but
Speaker 2: didn't know until they suggested that we watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Kim's Convenience hilarious.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what that is.
Speaker 2: It's this this family that owns a convenience store, and
Speaker 2: it's just it's very funny. They get into all kinds
Speaker 2: of stuff and it's Iraqi hijinks. It is. It's very
Speaker 2: it's very funny. Amy and I watch it together. There's
Speaker 2: it's it's actually kind of cool because for many many
Speaker 2: years Amy would watch shows and have like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: watch that, you know, like Game of Thrones and all
Speaker 2: that stuff. I'm still not interested in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it, and.
Speaker 1: The fourth season I haven't started it yet. It's it's
Speaker 1: been a while. It's just Game of Thrones to me
Speaker 1: is great. But there's a lot of characters and I
Speaker 1: almost wish that I had like one of those kids
Speaker 1: books like that were the encyclopedias that you get as
Speaker 1: a kid, where it was like this is a giraffe,
Speaker 1: Like I need that, but with the characters because there's
Speaker 1: so many of them, and I wish I could also
Speaker 1: get that without spoilers too.
Speaker 2: But it's like medieval stuff. I don't I'm just it's
Speaker 2: not whatever it is, it's old whatever, Thrones games. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm just not that I can't get into
Speaker 2: we I've told you we watched ted Lasso Love. It's
Speaker 2: so sad that the season is over. Cannot wait for
Speaker 2: the next year. I got to start next season whatever.
Speaker 2: We've been watching American Rust on Showtime. We like that.
Speaker 1: I always see the ads for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's cool, little dark er ish, but it's
Speaker 2: it's it's a good one. Morning Show Love.
Speaker 1: It got to watch these shows.
Speaker 2: Absolutely loved Morning Show. I'm so behind. It's it's very
Speaker 2: like it's everything that you see is like it's good
Speaker 2: Morning America. Yeah, you know, but it's weird because the
Speaker 2: logos and stuff all look like good Morning America, but
Speaker 2: yet the story is loosely based on Matt Lauer and
Speaker 2: the Today Show. Yeah, so it's two different networks. Plus
Speaker 2: the network they call it. They call it Uba, which
Speaker 2: is not a real thing. I don't know, but it's
Speaker 2: cool that, like we watch a lot of stuff together
Speaker 2: and now now we look forward to Fridays and whenever
Speaker 2: everything is on and we sit and we watch stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that's a you know what, it's a good bonding
Speaker 2: moment Andrew, when you can watch things and talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So when you watch something, do you use your phone? No?
Speaker 2: We watch on the on the TV and the den.
Speaker 1: No. No, Like, are you on your phone or is
Speaker 1: it like a strict no no no put your phone
Speaker 1: away policy? No.
Speaker 2: I mean if it lights up, one might peer over,
Speaker 2: but no, I usually either keep it in my pocket
Speaker 2: or fliped upside down. No, we're concentrating on the show.
Speaker 1: I love that because I feel like there's so many
Speaker 1: people like my sister, for example, sorry to throw you
Speaker 1: under the bus, Jackie, but babe, she will be like, oh,
Speaker 1: put that show on, and then I'll put it on
Speaker 1: and I'm like focused, and there's Jackie huh.
Speaker 2: Oh, kind of like you are with the show a lot.
Speaker 2: Huh Right?
Speaker 1: Am I able to like join back in? Yes?
Speaker 2: Right now? You just look like you.
Speaker 1: No, Jackie, you butte your tongue. No. Jackie will be
Speaker 1: on her phone for like ninety percent of it and
Speaker 1: then be like, are we going to do the next episode?
Speaker 1: And it's like, did you even watch the first episode?
Speaker 2: You need to quiz her then you can move on.
Speaker 1: I've been disappointed so many times before with that that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, jack you want to watch things with me,
Speaker 1: but like I enjoy watching something, I don't just want
Speaker 1: to sit there and then just But Jackie also is
Speaker 1: a person who likes company when she watches something, right, like,
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to do it by herself.
Speaker 2: So Amy same thing. My problem with that is but
Speaker 2: Amy's also the kind of person that will watch an
Speaker 2: entire series yeah and say you should totally watch that.
Speaker 2: I'll watch it again with you. Yeah, But I don't
Speaker 2: like that. I for whatever reason, I don't know why
Speaker 2: I want to watch it the first time with her.
Speaker 2: I don't want her to already know what happened. But there,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. There are people that like
Speaker 2: to watch things multiple times. Yeah, Like I would watch
Speaker 2: Shit's Creak again. I love that series.
Speaker 1: Happy Endings is mine. I love Happy Endings. Cracks me up.
Speaker 1: Every time. You should watch Happy Endings.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's right up my alley.
Speaker 1: I think you would a lot of the humor that
Speaker 1: I have. Her jokes that I say are ripped straight
Speaker 1: from Happy Endings. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's so good.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite comedies. It's three seasons. You
Speaker 1: can knock them all out easily.
Speaker 2: Is it like still on?
Speaker 1: Or they keep saying that there's going to be a
Speaker 1: revival soon, and like every year, I always tweet at
Speaker 1: the series creators being like, is it happening please? And
Speaker 1: where do I find happy ending? It's on Netflix, okay.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite shows of all time. Survivor is
Speaker 1: another one that I can go back and watch certain
Speaker 1: old episodes, but.
Speaker 2: Not all the time. There's there's someone from my town
Speaker 2: on Survivor. Oh really, and I think she's still on it.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: I don't know who she is or what her name is,
Speaker 2: but she's from Plainview, Long Island. She's a teacher, like
Speaker 2: Tommy was, Yeah, teacher Tommy and Tommy and Gina. Right, No,
Speaker 2: not Gina. There is no Gina. Okay, yeah, oh very good. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if she's still I don't
Speaker 2: watch it, so I don't know if she's still on.
Speaker 2: I would assume like it would be in the local
Speaker 2: papers when she loses or something like that. I'm the
Speaker 2: only person, by the way that buys the local paper there.
Speaker 2: It's called the Herald, and it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's I'm sorry Yeah.
Speaker 1: This newest season of Survivor isn't great. I've watched like
Speaker 1: one episode of it, and I used to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm obviously a super fan, right because I want to
Speaker 1: be on the show. But I haven't watched much of
Speaker 1: the latest season. A because I'm kind of like salty
Speaker 1: about not being on it, but two because they took
Speaker 1: away the best part of the whole show. To me,
Speaker 1: the best part is like being sneaky, like figuring out
Speaker 1: how people are interacting with each other. Now it's like
Speaker 1: they're finding pieces of paper that are like if you
Speaker 1: say the secret phrase, you can get an idol, And
Speaker 1: it's like there's so many things going on with advantages
Speaker 1: that it's like I am very confused.
Speaker 2: You know what's gonna happen, And I'm gonna feel really
Speaker 2: bad after all this time, they're going to accept you
Speaker 2: for a season. Yeah, and just before taping they're gonna
Speaker 2: get canceled.
Speaker 1: I don't think, so. One can only hope. But I
Speaker 1: made my casting tape and then I sent it to
Speaker 1: a friend who was on the show to like look
Speaker 1: it over, and she's like, no, no, you can't send this.
Speaker 2: Well, she would square wide, but she would know Yeah,
Speaker 2: she knows what they're looking for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're looking for more of my genuine personality, and she.
Speaker 2: Being Michelle, I'm assuming No.
Speaker 1: Oh, I haven't gone to her because I feel bad
Speaker 1: asking her for that. You know people that like one,
Speaker 1: Like she's like a friend, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so it's kind of like, I don't know, asking
Speaker 1: like a friend who just so happened to also be
Speaker 1: on it. Like once you look at my casting tape,
Speaker 1: it would be like if she had a demo and
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I want to get into radio, I'd listen, though,
Speaker 1: So maybe I should look at it the same way. Wow,
Speaker 1: is that what a breakthrough was called? I think I
Speaker 1: just had a breakthrough.
Speaker 2: I saw that. I saw it in your face.
Speaker 1: Okay, I bought this hoodie.
Speaker 2: I see that hoodie. It looks like a car heart
Speaker 2: What a car Hert.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: It's like a workman's clothing company car herts. It's an
Speaker 2: easy hoodie? Oh is it?
Speaker 1: So? It was like eight hundred and fifty dollars ninety dollars.
Speaker 1: That's still a bit pricey for a hoodie. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something worth every penny. This hoodie is like
Speaker 1: double layered. It's very hot in this hoodie.
Speaker 2: Why are you wearing that it's still like kind of warm.
Speaker 1: Well, because Diamond and Sam wanted to see it today,
Speaker 1: so I wore it specifically so this way they could
Speaker 1: wear it.
Speaker 2: You have no problem because I saw struggling, I saw
Speaker 2: other people trying it on, So you have no problem
Speaker 2: with other people's like under arm stuff touching your sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: No five, So I do. And I forgot who I
Speaker 2: was discussing. Did you say you're not five? I think
Speaker 2: I was talking to Sam about this the other day.
Speaker 2: I don't like people wearing my clothes with the exception
Speaker 2: of my wife or kids. Were immediate, Like, no, just
Speaker 2: wife or kids, and that's it. Like because one time
Speaker 2: my dad accidentally wore my bathing suit, he got to
Speaker 2: keep it. I was never taking that back again. Wash
Speaker 2: or not, don't care, Okay, I don't like lending people
Speaker 2: sweatshirt Like you used to ask me for my sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't think I ever wore that
Speaker 2: sweatshirt again. It's still in the back of my chair.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I've ever put it on. Okay,
Speaker 2: not that you have cooties or anything like that. There's
Speaker 2: just another one of my things, Andrew. I don't like
Speaker 2: lending people clothing. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know, even when it's washed.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. There's still like it was still like
Speaker 2: on your balls or something. You know, what if I
Speaker 2: wore a jacket, how did that get my balls? I
Speaker 2: don't know, somehow like your your ass brushed. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but on my head, Andrew, please, I mean,
Speaker 2: this aren't your armpits. It went through the deodorant stinky
Speaker 2: pits what. I don't know, dude, It's just I have
Speaker 2: problems just letting you know. Okay. So basically you can
Speaker 2: borrow clothes from me and I'll reluctantly give it to
Speaker 2: you and you'll get to keep it.
Speaker 1: So, so what you're saying is if I want anything
Speaker 1: of yours, just wear it.
Speaker 2: That's correct, Okay, yep, this is that's a lot. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's an act thing. Well it is,
Speaker 2: because it's it's a.
Speaker 1: Thing you've spoken to someone about that I'm not okay,
Speaker 1: you know what. This is your world. We're all just.
Speaker 2: Lipping in it, and I just one of my quirks. Andrew. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess that's what you could call it. Yeah, then again,
Speaker 2: you have stuck your finger in this catpaw, and so
Speaker 2: do I. So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's a breakthrough. Maybe you're having your own breakthrough.
Speaker 2: It's entirely possible. Yeah. But see on the flip side,
Speaker 2: I shake hands and stuff like that, so I don't.
Speaker 2: It's not like I'm afraid of touching people.
Speaker 1: I will say, I am enjoying the new thing that
Speaker 1: people do is elbows instead of like shaking hands.
Speaker 2: I'll still put my hand out and then if someone
Speaker 2: gives me a fist, I'm like, shake my hand, dude,
Speaker 2: It's fine, I'll wash it. You're touching all kinds of
Speaker 2: stuff anyway.
Speaker 1: What's the difference, Just like the elbows, because it's not
Speaker 1: just like a formal like how you sport.
Speaker 2: Why don't you start bowing?
Speaker 1: I mean that's the easier way.
Speaker 2: It's just so weird only because we're not accustomed to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, bowing would actually be the best one.
Speaker 1: It's a quick hello.
Speaker 2: Then you see everyone's life fly out of their hair,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Lice fly out of their hair? Yes, who has lce?
Speaker 2: I don't know dan driff whatever.
Speaker 1: How thick is the dan driff I don't want to
Speaker 1: see at the top of your head. Is this another
Speaker 1: quirk that we're discovering. I'm confused.
Speaker 2: I really don't know.
Speaker 1: So you think everyone has dandriff and if they bow,
Speaker 1: the dandriff will come out. You know.
Speaker 2: It's like when you walk by an old man and
Speaker 2: there's like white flakes on the black sweatshirt, and you're like.
Speaker 1: How intently are you looking at old men's sweatshirts?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess if they're next to me, I
Speaker 2: look at it. I don't know. Like, if I'm standing
Speaker 2: in an elevator or on a in a train or something,
Speaker 2: there's someone next to me, I look, and I'll say,
Speaker 2: they got flakes on their shirt. When was the last
Speaker 2: time you were on a train a couple two, three
Speaker 2: weeks ago? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the once every couple of weeks that you
Speaker 1: ride a train closely, stare at an old man looking
Speaker 1: for dandriff.
Speaker 2: I don't know where else to look. Okay, if I'm
Speaker 2: in an elevator with people, I look at I look.
Speaker 1: At you know what. I think. Let's wrap that one up.
Speaker 2: We got it. Tied it with a bow. Okay, done,
Speaker 2: that's interesting. What else? Andrew? You know what?
Speaker 1: I am a little lost for words on that one. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's an interesting I think I want to stop
Speaker 1: at Arby's on my way home.
Speaker 2: That's exciting. They got the meat. They do have meat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are you going to get? I just wish they
Speaker 2: would bring back to arbecue. It's such a simple, simple sandwich.
Speaker 2: And what it was always like ninety nine cents and
Speaker 2: it was on It was a soft bun with roast
Speaker 2: beef slathered in barbecue sauce, not arbecue sauce. It was
Speaker 2: barbecue sauce. And it was my favorite sandwich there. And
Speaker 2: they got rid of it a long time ago. They
Speaker 2: brought it back for a minute and it's gone again.
Speaker 2: And I, you know, now, I just get a regular barbecue.
Speaker 2: I get a regular roast beef sandwich and I just
Speaker 2: pour barbecue sauce on top of it. That's as close
Speaker 2: as I can possibly get.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know what fat. I have weird cravings for
Speaker 1: Taco Bell from time to time where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I could just so go for a crunch trap Supreme
Speaker 1: but and I I have to like actively go and
Speaker 1: get it because there's no drive The only drive throughs
Speaker 1: near me are Burger King or McDonald's, and to be honest,
Speaker 1: I don't want either of those. Okay, chicken fries are great,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, but I'm not actively seeking a
Speaker 1: chicken fry at the moment.
Speaker 2: I keep it simple at Taco Bell. I just might
Speaker 2: go to at Taco Bell. There's only two things that
Speaker 2: I really grab there, Chicken Soft Taco Supreme or Chicken
Speaker 2: Burrito Supreme. That's it. That's really all I get.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: You know, if Cooper doesn't finish her Dorito's Locos Taco,
Speaker 2: I'll eat that too. Yeah, but I don't actively buy that.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I love their cheesy roll ups, the crunch Trap Supreme,
Speaker 1: the steakcase, Sadiella, what else?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: The uh the thing it's like a taco. No, it's
Speaker 1: like a taco and then they wrap it in like
Speaker 1: a soft.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what the crunch wrap is?
Speaker 1: No? This is a nah my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I mean to have the app on my phone, I
Speaker 2: can look it up for you.
Speaker 1: It is my favorite, and I used to hate the
Speaker 1: ranch on the inside, and now I love the ranch
Speaker 1: on the inside.
Speaker 2: Well, I know Amy keeps raging because they got to
Speaker 2: the Mexican pizza and she wants it back. That's that.
Speaker 2: That was her go to it talk about.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I bring back the Mexican pizza.
Speaker 2: A lot of people it's so simple, like why not?
Speaker 2: That was one of the things when they were like
Speaker 2: consolidating the menu. I think that, like at the beginning
Speaker 2: of COVID, maybe they did that. A lot of restaurants
Speaker 2: consolidated the menu. Cheesy potatoes went yeah, when they couldn't
Speaker 2: get when they couldn't get product, and hey, that's a
Speaker 2: whole problem again. Now like there's problems with the supply
Speaker 2: chain again, I don't know if you've seen. And anything
Speaker 2: that you can get is more expensive now.
Speaker 1: Well, because no one's working at the docks because everybody.
Speaker 2: Left, well because Tommy and Gina they quit. Who Tommy
Speaker 2: he quit?
Speaker 1: What show is this from? I feel like you always
Speaker 1: say this every time I mentioned Tommy.
Speaker 2: But Tommy used to work on the docks. The union's
Speaker 2: been on strike. I mean, come on, what is this from?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: The Honeymooners?
Speaker 2: I can't and I've even said it to you and
Speaker 2: you can't remember it. No, oh, Andrew, just say where
Speaker 2: it's from. No, I can't. I have to find it
Speaker 2: and play it now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, the thing that I'm thinking of from taco about?
Speaker 1: What is it called?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: Here's the app hard taco, soft taco with cheese wrapped
Speaker 1: around it. Why?
Speaker 2: I want to just let me look at the menu.
Speaker 2: I don't want to log in. It's not a crunch
Speaker 2: up supreme.
Speaker 1: It's a here.
Speaker 2: Here's the menu here?
Speaker 1: What is it called?
Speaker 2: Check it out?
Speaker 1: Specialties? It's definitely a specialty. Oh there it is the
Speaker 1: cheesy Gordida crunch in all its beauty. Oh I love
Speaker 1: cheesy Cordida crunches. I had eat? Or what is it from?
Speaker 2: I'm going to play it, Andrew, I'm going to play it.
Speaker 2: Here's the intro. Yeah, you just been on strike? Yeah?
Speaker 2: There it is? Ready?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 2: Who to what we? He's down on his luck, Andrew? Anyway?
Speaker 2: So yeah, no one's working at the docks anymore, and
Speaker 2: all the shipping containers are lined up at sea and
Speaker 2: they can't get in. So I saw a story that
Speaker 2: they said, like you're for the holidays. Yeah, if the
Speaker 2: stuff is not in yet, it's not you're not getting
Speaker 2: it this year. Like, if it's not the shipping container
Speaker 2: hasn't arrived on land and in the port and it's
Speaker 2: on the way, then that's it. You're not getting it
Speaker 2: this year.
Speaker 1: Wow. So have you started Christmas shopping?
Speaker 2: I have not. This is going to be a tough year. Andrew. Just,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know, and I never know what
Speaker 2: to buy. Amy's always like I don't need anything, but
Speaker 2: then she makes a giant Amazon wish list, so you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. It's just that this
Speaker 2: is this is going to be just another weird year
Speaker 2: and hard to get things and what aer now? I
Speaker 2: really And they're saying a lot of websites that you
Speaker 2: order stuff from are not going to have free shipping
Speaker 2: this year, so shipping costs have gone up by like
Speaker 2: seventy percent apparently, so the shipping costs will be absorbing
Speaker 2: it this year. Everybody's getting in experience, So you know what,
Speaker 2: shop local? Andrew? Yeah, I do enjoy shopping local, your
Speaker 2: local store in shop local.
Speaker 1: Jersey City is great about that because we have an
Speaker 1: ordinance that for every big chain that you have you
Speaker 1: have to have a number of local places to offset that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, and isn't it also an urban renewalment
Speaker 2: zone so it's only three and a half percent sales tax.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 2: You live there and don't even know that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2: Like, if you go to the store and buy something, yeah,
Speaker 2: you only pay three and a half percent sales tax
Speaker 2: instead of the eight and three quarters that I pay,
Speaker 2: or eight and seventy five, whatever the hell it is.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, I wish I bought this
Speaker 1: book that I recently got from my local bookstore, or
Speaker 1: I need to rejoin the library because, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, the Barnes and Noble they charged me eighteen
Speaker 1: bucks for a thirteen dollars book, and I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on with that, but I
Speaker 1: paid the full retail price in store online in the store.
Speaker 1: Huh made me very sad.
Speaker 2: Well, I did hear that many libraries around the country
Speaker 2: now are doing away with the late fee, so you
Speaker 2: can go check out a book and just keep it.
Speaker 1: I was a member of the library for the longest
Speaker 1: time in Jersey City, and then I stopped and now
Speaker 1: I think I need to get back into it because
Speaker 1: it was the easiest thing to get into. No complaints
Speaker 1: on my end, it was great.
Speaker 2: Do you know how to use the Dewey decimal system? Uh?
Speaker 1: That was one of the things that like we would
Speaker 1: have a test on. Yeah, and they would make you,
Speaker 1: like get tested on it. And I couldn't tell.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for you to say what.
Speaker 1: No, I knew what the Dewey decimal system was. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to have the big card catalog, so
Speaker 2: you'd have to pull them out and yes, and flip
Speaker 2: through the little cards to see where the book was
Speaker 2: if they had it again.
Speaker 1: I was I'm the last generation that knows before computers
Speaker 1: took over everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I missed those days I used to go to.
Speaker 2: I was such a loser. I used to go sit
Speaker 2: in the library and the afternoons after school and I
Speaker 2: would pull big reels of microfiche out. You know what
Speaker 2: that is that I don't Okay, So they had a
Speaker 2: micro there was there was microfiche, and there was microfilm,
Speaker 2: and I don't really know what the difference was, but
Speaker 2: I would go to the microfiche machine. It was this
Speaker 2: big giant box and you'd get this roll of some
Speaker 2: that look like film negatives, and you'd put it into
Speaker 2: the machine and you would scroll through it, and you
Speaker 2: could read old newspapers. Like all these newspapers and periodicals
Speaker 2: and stuff were on microfilm and microfiche, and you could
Speaker 2: if you needed an article from January seventeenth, nineteen seventy two,
Speaker 2: you could go into this giant room and they had
Speaker 2: these archives of old newspapers and magazines.
Speaker 1: Somebody in movies, yeah, that being used.
Speaker 2: So I would just sit and I have, like go
Speaker 2: to my birthday August sixth, nineteen seventy five, and would say, oh,
Speaker 2: look what the big stories were that day, and look
Speaker 2: at this ad. I could buy a Chevy Chavette for
Speaker 2: twenty nine hundred and ninety five dollars. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: so wow. I don't know. I'm nostalgic like that. Andrew.
Speaker 2: I liked that.
Speaker 1: I would love if time travel were a thing, because
Speaker 1: I traveled back to nineteen seventy five and buy a
Speaker 1: house with the money I have now, I'd buy a house.
Speaker 1: I'd buy a car and then just leave him sitting.
Speaker 1: Did he die?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he time traveled.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm back. I'd have a house.
Speaker 2: I'd have my car, just buy up a bunch of property.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd set it on auto pay. How I don't know,
Speaker 1: because how would you set up autopay in nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't. Maybe I'd bring a computer back.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, deconstruct this.
Speaker 2: Do you know the first ATM was a nineteen I
Speaker 2: don't know, it was like late sixties or something like that.
Speaker 2: It was on Long Island.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was the Chemical Bank or Chase Banker,
Speaker 2: one of those some bank. I just remember that. That's yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a great story.
Speaker 1: I love the ATM. I like the new ATMs that
Speaker 1: allow you to choose the bills. Yes, yes, I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that they can read checks. I like that
Speaker 1: it's like an all in one system because I get
Speaker 1: nervous when I go to the teller because something tells
Speaker 1: me that they're looking at my balance and are like,
Speaker 1: here you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't judge me. Are you sure you want to
Speaker 2: take out that much? I don't like about the ATMs.
Speaker 2: They do not take They do not give out two
Speaker 2: dollar bills. Sorry, yeah, you can put them in. By
Speaker 2: the way. I found that out. I made a deposit
Speaker 2: one time, and there was a two dollar bill stuck
Speaker 2: to the money that I was putting in and it
Speaker 2: recognized it.
Speaker 1: I have one hundred dollars and two dollars bills just
Speaker 1: accumulated over the years here.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just use them?
Speaker 1: Because I would rather just take one hundred dollars bill
Speaker 1: and break it.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense. Look, I have a pocket
Speaker 2: full of twos.
Speaker 1: That's because you're that guy.
Speaker 2: But why not? You're that guy, pal I am. I
Speaker 2: like to make you crazy, Andrew, You're that.
Speaker 1: Guy who's like, hey, sport, want a two dollars bill,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Arby's on the way home and
Speaker 1: pay with two dollar bills. You're the one that, like
Speaker 1: the restaurant talks about afterwards. I think we've probably mentioned
Speaker 1: this before, but you are one hundred percent the one
Speaker 1: that people mentioned afterwards, like some guy gave us a
Speaker 1: two dollars bill and we definitely didn't think it was.
Speaker 1: First of all, he paid cash. Second of all, that's
Speaker 1: the only time I paid bills. By the way, that's
Speaker 1: the only time I will pay in cash. I don't
Speaker 1: use cash other than two dollar bills. As ridiculous as
Speaker 1: that's it. I need to start holding on to cash
Speaker 1: more like I think it keeps me in check on
Speaker 1: how much I can spend.
Speaker 2: Nope, my problem is if I have cash in my pocket,
Speaker 2: I will put it into a scratch off lottery machine.
Speaker 2: That's my problem. That's why, and all honesty, that's why
Speaker 2: I carry twos and only use twos because you cannot
Speaker 2: buy lotto tickets with them.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like we need to have is an intervention,
Speaker 1: Yes for gambling, Yes, yes, scratch offs, Yes, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a problem.
Speaker 2: So if I do have a denomination that a lottery
Speaker 2: machine will take, I will use it in said lottery machine.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, I did not know that you We
Speaker 2: were in Atlantic Shifts. Yeah, we were in Atlantic City
Speaker 2: this weekend too, went to Ocean Beautiful by the way.
Speaker 2: And you know, I only bring a set amount and
Speaker 2: that's it. Once I lose it, I lose it. And
Speaker 2: I will not use an ATM down there because it's
Speaker 2: like twelve dollars a transaction and that goes against everything
Speaker 2: I believe in. I will throw five hundred dollars in
Speaker 2: the Wheel of Fortune machine, but will not throw twelve
Speaker 2: dollars into the atm Ye.
Speaker 1: I'm that way sometimes too, when it comes to like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'll buy something for like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars, and then I'll look and it'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I really need this thing for ten dollars, but I'll
Speaker 1: know I could get at someplace for eight and be like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. You will not get me.
Speaker 2: For those extra two dollars. I'm with you, look at it.
Speaker 1: Somebody's convenience wise. I know I should, but I don't.
Speaker 2: If it's someplace that's close by and I know it's
Speaker 2: cheaper there, why why wouldn't you just go there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't disagree. I don't disagree. It's like shipping
Speaker 1: and handling fees. If you're going to charge me two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, don't If like, if I see one ninety
Speaker 1: nine plus three dollars shipping and handling versus two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars versus three with three ninety nine shipping and handling,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's the principle of the thing.
Speaker 2: You're right, And if you're an eBay seller, just do
Speaker 2: free shipping. People. If I go on eBay to buy
Speaker 2: something and I see something as like eleven dollars shipping.
Speaker 2: Screw you, even if the other one is a little
Speaker 2: bit more. If it says free shipping, that's what gets
Speaker 2: people in it, really, it really does.
Speaker 1: That's how I got my sister her uh Kim Kardashian's
Speaker 1: skims for Christmas a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: What of that it was?
Speaker 1: It was like her fluffy robe collection. Oh, Jackie wanted it,
Speaker 1: and of course I didn't know to get this to
Speaker 1: her until weeks before Christmas. So there I was on
Speaker 1: eBay and Poshmark looking up skims.
Speaker 2: Please explain Poshmark to me. Is that is that used clothing?
Speaker 2: Is that what that is?
Speaker 1: It is it's consignment.
Speaker 2: So I would never in a million years buy anything
Speaker 2: on Poshmark.
Speaker 1: That's what you're saying, because you are special that way.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, just checking.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's not a pure alley, I understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they have things that you might need, Like
Speaker 1: I need a new wallet more than anything else in
Speaker 1: the entire world right now. It's ripping on the side.
Speaker 1: So like it's happened to me at least three times
Speaker 1: in the past month where I'll go to get one
Speaker 1: thing and then all of my cards fall out, and
Speaker 1: then I'm the idiot, like, sorry.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's me too. I have because I have way
Speaker 2: too many credits.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, that's you.
Speaker 2: You have a lot of credit. So my wallet bursts
Speaker 2: like once every year or two, and I have to
Speaker 2: get a new one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to figure out what I'm going to
Speaker 1: do Christmas coming up. I guess I can't order that
Speaker 1: far out in advance, though, but I guess I need
Speaker 1: to because they're shipping problems.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll get you a Wallle for Christmas, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'll get you a Walla for Christmas. Well,
Speaker 1: you have one already.
Speaker 2: It's the Chip's wallet. Oh that's right. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid to put anything in there, though, because it
Speaker 2: will completely fall apart.
Speaker 1: It's a collector's item after all. So all right, Andrew,
Speaker 1: shall we? Yeah, Okay, I need to go to Arby's.
Speaker 1: All right, good luck up us.
Speaker 2: Although I'm not a fan of the Horsey sauce. We Okay,
Speaker 2: it's white and creamy and it's like horse radishy and
Speaker 2: I'm not really into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm good. No Horsey sauce, got it.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Yeah, because the
Speaker 2: Arby cute the Arby. Yeah, Horsey sauce. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: it's white and creamy. Can we stop talking about this?
Speaker 2: I'm good. Thank you have it when it's warm and hot?
Speaker 2: Andrew hot, creamy white, saying long John Silver's in the summer. Oh,
Speaker 2: tartar sauce, tartar sauce on a hot plate? Oh boy,
Speaker 2: long time silvers? Are they still around? No?
Speaker 1: No, but I never went to one. How is there
Speaker 1: not a fast food Chinese place? But we have fast
Speaker 1: food fish?
Speaker 2: There is fast food Chinese? What Panda Express?
Speaker 1: There's no drive through Panda Express there. We've said this, Andrew,
Speaker 1: there must be look it up. There's got to be
Speaker 1: a drive through Chinese restaurant somewhere. There has to be
Speaker 1: not doing it.
Speaker 2: There has to be.
Speaker 1: I'll wait until listeners applies me with the info.
Speaker 2: How about Arthur Treachers.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: It was a it was like a fish and chips
Speaker 2: fast food place, you know, very prevalent in the age.
Speaker 1: Oh, I need to get Sam. Oh all rkay, let's
Speaker 1: clink all right?
Speaker 2: Sam? Hey? How you doing? They clink?
Speaker 1: Sam?
Speaker 2: Why do we talk about sam before, Oh, because I
Speaker 2: wouldn't wear other people's clothes. My dad's balls were in
Speaker 2: the bathing suit. I wouldn't wear it again that I
Speaker 2: told you that. Remember, would you wear someone else's clothes?
Speaker 3: Yes, but I wouldn't wear your dad's free balling clothes
Speaker 3: if that helps.
Speaker 1: But he washed it. She gave it to you if.
Speaker 2: If I because someone but wait wait wait wait didn't
Speaker 2: someone have to borrow your underwear of pants or someone
Speaker 2: friend of mine? Carla Marie Carlo Mariie, Yes.
Speaker 3: Borrowed my yoga leggings once and after giving it back
Speaker 3: to me and I wore it, I found out she
Speaker 3: went commando. Yeah, can I we could agree that crosses
Speaker 3: a line. Don't even front whatever you were just fighting.
Speaker 3: I agree with everything you just said. But this is
Speaker 3: past that line.
Speaker 1: But she washed it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter yoga pants in general. No, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: that's stuff there. Clam touch okay.
Speaker 1: Situation all right, do.
Speaker 3: Kids listen to this podcast?
Speaker 2: They do?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, I must say, Arthur Treachers. They
Speaker 2: had fried clams.
Speaker 1: See yes, fast food seafood restaurants thoughts.
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 1: All right, fast food cereal restaurant, fast food seafood restaurants, thoughts, I.
Speaker 3: Can get down on some pop Eyes.
Speaker 2: That's spun stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can always do accasion shrimp absolutely.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thanks for stopping by, Andrew. Let's get
Speaker 2: out of.
Speaker 1: Here because I need to tell you something for work.
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Speaker 2: That's that, and in another couple of days you'll be
Speaker 2: able to buy something really cool. Yeah, teaser because the
Speaker 2: holidays are on the way. I hope it smells good, Okay.
Speaker 1: I can only wonder what it will smell like.
Speaker 2: Like the clammy yoga pants.
Speaker 1: All right, on the count of three, one, two, three,
Speaker 1: clink all right?
Speaker 2: We do sound effects, yes, no, no clam talk