1 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is a Jesse 2 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour, Gosh, final hour already of the 3 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Time flies. When you're having fun, you 4 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 1: wouldn't know anything about that. So we'll get to the 5 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: trade jobs and stuff that I was talking about earlier. 6 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: But I want to do this really quickly. You're I'm 7 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,879 Speaker 1: COVID of course, is well, they're trying to make it 8 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 1: come back. They're doing the best they can. 9 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 2: So what I think people need to know is that 10 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 2: I would just get people on alert that when you're 11 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 2: in those crowded spaces, think about the costs and the colds, 12 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 2: and sometimes many people don't even have any symptoms. A 13 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 2: mask can be your best friend. Keep it. 14 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: Your mask is stupid, don't worry it. It's dumb. It's 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: always been dumb. You look stupid when you wear it, 16 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: and it does nothing, So don't wear. But beyond all that, 17 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: I know you're gonna think I'm going soft. Maybe I 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: am going soft. Maybe it's the loss of my hair. 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: Maybe I'm like Samson. I don't know what the deal is, 20 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: but maybe I'm going soft. I do feel on occasion 21 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: genuine sorrow for some of these people. This guy, maybe 22 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: you've heard this already today, maybe you haven't. His name's 23 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 1: Harold Ford Junior. He's a former Democrat representative. He went 24 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: on TV today and he said something. Everyone's been mocking 25 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: him all day long and he just don't get me wrong, 26 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: He deserves to be mocked. Shame is underrated. This is 27 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: the type of person who should be made fun of 28 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:46,279 Speaker 1: until he changes his ways. But just think how deep 29 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: within the system you have to be, how deep in 30 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: the world of make believe you have to be to 31 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: say things like this and not realize how you sound. 32 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 3: Make the message from his at the shot if you want. 33 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 4: I will. 34 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 3: If you're to get another one, get I won't wear 35 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 3: a mask, but I'm gonna get the shot. You are. 36 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 3: What number shot is this for you? I've had it 37 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 3: every so I'm one in October, I had one in April. 38 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 3: This would be my seventh. I have COVID three times coming. 39 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: Up, I'm going to get my seventh COVID shot and 40 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 1: I've had COVID three times. Look, I don't know him. 41 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: I honestly I don't know him. From Adam. I make 42 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: fun of him, be mad at him, laugh it off. 43 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: Maybe he's a good dude. I don't know. But what 44 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:51,959 Speaker 1: level of insanity is that I got vaccinated against this 45 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 1: virus three times or seven times, and I've had the 46 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: virus that I've been vaccinated against three times. What's the separation? 47 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: These people really are slaves. I've called it the hive 48 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: mind many many times. But the people who attach themselves 49 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: to the system, they really become slaves to it. Where 50 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,519 Speaker 1: it's not just that they don't think, they don't want 51 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: to think. It doesn't matter how ridiculous it is. Just 52 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: tell them what to think, where to go, where to work, 53 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: when to sleep, what mass to put on, what do 54 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: I inject in my body? These people, it's not just 55 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: that they don't think, they don't have any desire to think. 56 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: That is so gosh, all right, we're moving on. I 57 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: got a Chick fil A this morning. Don't worry. I'm 58 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: going somewhere with this. Got a Chick fil A this morning, 59 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: And maybe the worst thing in the world that could 60 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: happen to someone like me is what happened to me. 61 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: And I believe that God does this to me. If 62 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: you ask the wife actually or my mother, they will 63 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: tell you that God does this to me. On purpose 64 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: because he has a sense of humor. So what am 65 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: I talking about? What kind of person am I? Well, 66 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: here's the type of horrible person I am. If I 67 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: am approaching an elevator and there's someone already on the elevator, 68 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: instead of speeding up so I can catch the elevator, 69 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 1: I will make sure I slow down so I don't 70 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: have to catch the elevator and ride it with you 71 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: at the at save time. If I'm on the elevator 72 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: and you're coming towards the elevator, it's very clear you're 73 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 1: going to ride the elevator. I should hit the door 74 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: open button so you can get on. Unless you're a 75 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: little old lady or something. Oh, I'll hit a button. 76 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: I reach over and I start hitting the door close 77 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: button as fast as possible. And then when the doors 78 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: start closing, when you're looking at me, I always go, oh, 79 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: dang it, I'm sorry. I can't get it open. Knowing 80 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 1: full well I can just stick my hand through the 81 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: door and the door will open back up. It's too dangerous. 82 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: I couldn't risk it. Guess you'll catch the next one. 83 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: That's the kind of person I am. I don't like 84 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: small talk. I don't want to talk about things. Plus 85 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 1: people were awkward with small talk, which makes it worse 86 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: for me. It was when was it? It wasn't long ago. 87 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 1: When I got on the elevator here at the studio 88 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: with a pizza and the guy says, guy gets on me. 89 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: He says, hey, it smells good. And I said, now, thanks, 90 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: Like what am I supposed to say to that? I 91 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,160 Speaker 1: obviously didn't make it. Thanks, I appreciate it. And then 92 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: he says, can I have a slice? And he was 93 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: just kind of joking, but it was a weird joke, 94 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,600 Speaker 1: and I just thought, you know, I just want to leave. 95 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: Can I just get off? You know, I'm gonna got 96 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 1: off here, I'm gonna take the stairs. I'll walk. So 97 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: that's the kind of person I am. This is gonna 98 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: come back to trade School's just stay with me. This morning. 99 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,599 Speaker 1: I it was a long story. These freaking kids in 100 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: their practice schedule. You have to drop this kid off 101 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,480 Speaker 1: at cross country practice at six point thirty. Then this 102 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: kid has to go to this practice at seven. And 103 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 1: the wife and I were driving all over God's creation 104 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: before sun even comes up, and at one point, I 105 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: screw it. I'm not making any breakfast. When I get home, 106 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 1: I'm getting Chick fil A. I pulling a Chick fil A. 107 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: I'll ordered me a spiky spicy chicken biscuit, hash browns 108 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: ranch to dip the spicy chicken biscuit in, and then 109 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: some hot sauce for the hash browns, and a little 110 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: orange juice because orange juice is the greatest thing ever. 111 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 1: And I pull up to the window, and of course 112 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: it's Chick fil A. He comes up, tells me, Hi, 113 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: how you doing, And then we wait because my food's 114 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 1: not done. Only this isn't Taco Bell. If this was 115 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,279 Speaker 1: Taco Bell, God loved them, he would have slammed the 116 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 1: window closed, which probably would have been malfunctioning because it's 117 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: Taco Bell, and then stepped about six inches from the 118 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 1: window and probably fired up a joint right there in 119 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: front of me, before eating half my nachos, throwing them 120 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:47,320 Speaker 1: in my bag, opening up the window, and chucking them 121 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,279 Speaker 1: in the car when it's done. But no, it had 122 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,479 Speaker 1: to be ever and never endingly polite Chick fil A, 123 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 1: where the dude at the drive through decided he wanted 124 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 1: to talk, so he started talking, and he was actually 125 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 1: a wonderful, freaking kid. Man, he was really a wonderful kid, 126 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: and you could tell you squared away to anyway. Yes, 127 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: he did begin talking what do you do? And I'm like, oh, 128 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: what do you do? We're talking back and forth. He 129 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 1: ends up telling me he's going to trade school to 130 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: be a welder, and I said, man, that's freaking awesome. 131 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 1: Good for you. And he had just gotten done telling me. Look, 132 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: it was a long conversation that he was a big 133 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: Arkansas Razorbacks fan at college. I said, well, man, you're 134 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: a Razorbacks fan. Not going to Arkansas. I'm not going 135 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: to do that thing. He said, Man, why my buddy, 136 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 1: My buddy just graduated, just finished learning how to be 137 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: a welder, starting out at ninety grand a year. In 138 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: two years he'll be making six figures. And he looked 139 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: at me like I had three horns coming out of 140 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: my head, and he said, why would I go? Why 141 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 1: did I go to Arkansas? Why did I go spend 142 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: ninety a year when I could go make ninety a year. 143 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: Then I saw this headline from Bloomberg actually today, right 144 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: after that, most US college grads say trade skills bring 145 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: better job security. Well do you know why that is? 146 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: Because we got lost in this when all the other 147 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: things we managed to lose in this country, we managed 148 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 1: to lose this. We tell kids to go to college 149 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,040 Speaker 1: to find themselves in weird crap like that, which what 150 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: kind of hippie garbage is that? What does that even mean? 151 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: Find yourself? Go find yourself at work, That's where you 152 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 1: can find yourself anyway, Go find yourself. And then we 153 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: tell kids that if you just work hard and you 154 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: get a good degree, you can have a good life. 155 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: But what we missed in all that was this, is 156 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 1: there going to be a demand? What is the demand 157 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 1: for the degree you're graduating with after spending all that 158 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,600 Speaker 1: much money? Now, I can't say with any certainty with 159 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,679 Speaker 1: this degree is demand is going to be or with 160 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: that degree demand is going to be. But you know 161 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 1: what I can say with a thousand percent certainty, one 162 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 1: thousand percent. That's way more than one hundred one thousand 163 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 1: percent certainty. You know what I mean? Well, I know 164 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: that air conditioning is still gonna be in style next year. 165 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,719 Speaker 1: There's gonna be a market for air conditioning. You know what, 166 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 1: I know. I'm the oracle. You know I'm the oracle. 167 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm going on my crystal ball out. I'm 168 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 1: looking into the future. I'm gonna make a bold prediction. Chris, 169 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: write this down. We'll see if I'm right. Ten years 170 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,920 Speaker 1: from now. Ten years from now, you know what I 171 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:28,480 Speaker 1: think is gonna still be big plumbing, indoor plumbing. I 172 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 1: bet you, I bet you money. Mark it down right now. 173 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,320 Speaker 1: I know this is a bold prediction. Ten years from now, 174 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,680 Speaker 1: people are still gonna want to have sinks and showers inside, 175 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 1: and they're not gonna want to use an outside toilet. 176 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 1: They're gonna want to go boopy and beepy inside the house. 177 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,320 Speaker 1: I know it's crazy, but if I was a plumber, 178 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 1: I bet you I'd have pretty good job security for 179 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: quite some time. This gentleman was gonna go be a welder. 180 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: I mean, he's only gonna be a well until they 181 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 1: stop welding things together. Look, I know this old way 182 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,880 Speaker 1: of thinking is a way we have to break. This 183 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 1: way of thinking. I gotta go to college to get 184 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:19,280 Speaker 1: a good job. That's freaking nineteen seventies way of thinking. 185 00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 1: It is a different era now. That is a lie. No, 186 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: you don't. You can go make a fortune and have 187 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 1: a great life in the trades. Get some exercise, while 188 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,679 Speaker 1: you're at it them to think about your call. You 189 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:37,640 Speaker 1: know what else I think about dead dogs? Now what Chris, 190 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 1: I think about my own dead dogs? You do think 191 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 1: of it, not all the time. I'm not trying to 192 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,000 Speaker 1: be good. Look, I didn't want him to die. Okay, 193 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: it's hard to bury your dog. It is. It sucks 194 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,439 Speaker 1: freaking horrible. Everyone's gone through it. Either you got to 195 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,679 Speaker 1: take him down to the vent and put him down 196 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: or passes away to the house. I want my dog 197 00:10:55,760 --> 00:11:00,240 Speaker 1: Fred to be around, being a big, fluffy idiot like 198 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 1: he is for as long as humanly possible. I want 199 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 1: him playing with the kids on the floor for as 200 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,880 Speaker 1: long as humanly possible, cuddling with the wife whenever she 201 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 1: needs it was for as long as humanly possible. And 202 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 1: the truth is, yes, Roughgreens has fixed Fred's digestive problems 203 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: he used to have all the time. It's fixed his 204 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: ear infections. If it hadn't done either of those things, 205 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: I would still be giving Fred Ruffgreens because I know, 206 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 1: I know it's delaying the day that I have to 207 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:33,120 Speaker 1: put that anorable dog down. That's the truth. Give your 208 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,719 Speaker 1: dog nutrition for the first time. Give your dog roughgreens 209 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: pour it on your dog's food and watch your dog 210 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: come alive and stay alive Roughgreens dot com, slash Jesse 211 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,280 Speaker 1: for a free bag, or call eight three three three 212 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 1: three my. 213 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,439 Speaker 5: Dog the Jesse Kelly Show. 214 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. I still can't believe 215 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 1: Francis Suarez is backing out of the presidential race for 216 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: the GOP primary. I was sure that he was gonna 217 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 1: take it. I thought he was right on the cusp 218 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: of victory. Can't believe he's backing out after all that. 219 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: Remember you can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 220 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:17,200 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Remember that stupid question 221 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: from the debate with the yaf kid. Young people are 222 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: really scared about climate change? How will you use my fears? 223 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:30,240 Speaker 1: More than sixteen hundred scientists, including two Nobel Laureates, declare 224 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 1: climate emergency a myth. So again, whether you're a kid, 225 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:41,800 Speaker 1: whether you're an adult, your misplaced fear is not an 226 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 1: action item for me. But Jesse, what am I to 227 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:49,280 Speaker 1: do about my fears about climate change? Uh? I don't know. 228 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,840 Speaker 1: Turn off the TV and close Instagram. Magically your fears 229 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 1: will disappear. You'd be amazed at how little you care 230 00:12:55,760 --> 00:13:00,439 Speaker 1: about climate change when you get a what's the word 231 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:06,400 Speaker 1: a job and some responsibilities, good freaking grief. Jesse, can 232 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,760 Speaker 1: you please send me the recipe for the world famous 233 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 1: smoked caso or posting it on Twitter? I tried looking 234 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,680 Speaker 1: at I couldn't find it. I want to make it 235 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 1: for a party. Okay, once again, everyone knows about the 236 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly cheeseburgers. What you may not know 237 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: is I also make world famous caso. Let's go through 238 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 1: this real fast because I want to get to these 239 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:27,160 Speaker 1: emails between the DOJ and whatnot. One. You do not 240 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: have to have a smoker, although it adds to the flavor. 241 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,320 Speaker 1: I smoke mine at two twenty five. You can put 242 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: it in the oven at two twenty five. That'll be fine. 243 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,840 Speaker 1: Smoke it or evin it two twenty five? What do 244 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 1: you put in the gigantic foiled tray, the disposable tray, velveta, 245 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 1: belveta and Guda. I chunk up the velveta myself, not 246 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 1: the brag, but I already buy the guda. Chunked up 247 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: velveta to Gouda ratios four or five to one. So 248 00:13:56,679 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 1: make sure you're heavy on the velveta velvita guda fresh 249 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: diced onions. They need to go in a little can 250 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 1: of diced jalapenos with the jalapeno juice. Pour it in 251 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: the diced pickled the dice pickled kind chreso, eh, call 252 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:20,560 Speaker 1: it quarter of a pound, half a pound, a pound, 253 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 1: however chiso you want it, put it in a frying pan. 254 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: It's not gonna brown up because it's Chriso. Just make 255 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,760 Speaker 1: sure it's cooked, because it's generally pork chiso. Dump it 256 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 1: in the frying pan a can. This is the part's 257 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: gonna be very difficult for many of you to find, 258 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 1: depending on where you are. Of crushed chipotle peppers. Crushed 259 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:49,280 Speaker 1: chipotle peppers. Finally, two cans of cream of mushroom soup. 260 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,720 Speaker 1: Don't worry, shut up about the mushroom soup, chris You 261 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,720 Speaker 1: don't get any mushroom from it. You're not gonna have 262 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 1: mushroom chunkies. You're not gonna taste mushroom. It really has 263 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: no flavor whatsoever. The cream of mushroom soup is to 264 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 1: make sure that it's thinner. Otherwise this bad boy gets 265 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:10,560 Speaker 1: thick thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Speaking of thick, 266 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: how about the lies told by the Biden administration exclusive 267 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 1: emails Weiss? That would be David Weiss, the Special Council, 268 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: the now Special Council, who's really digging into this Hunter 269 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 1: Biden investigation. He colluded with the DOJ to thwart Congress. 270 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 1: So he colluded with the DOJ to thwart Congress. So 271 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 1: the DOJ, your Department of Justice, is working hand in 272 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: hand with the Special Counsel, who's working hand in hand 273 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,440 Speaker 1: with the White House to make sure the president's son 274 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 1: gets off scott free for crimes. In the meantime, Donald 275 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 1: Trump's on his way to federal prison, even though I'm 276 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,640 Speaker 1: not sure he knows. 277 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,920 Speaker 5: They are serious about trying to put you in prison. 278 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 5: Can I ask, will you? And can you run a 279 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,400 Speaker 5: campaign from a jail cell? 280 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 6: Well, I don't think that's ever happening. We have a 281 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 6: great case. Every case is a scam. 282 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:14,200 Speaker 1: Glenn was Glenn Beck. Glen knows, Glenn asked him. I 283 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 1: hope that was just a bit of bravado from President Trump. 284 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,560 Speaker 1: I hope he's not under the impression the merits of 285 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,280 Speaker 1: the case have anything to do with anything at all. 286 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: I hope he's not under the impression the quality of 287 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 1: his attorneys even matters at all. I imagine he is. I imagine. 288 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 1: I imagine he knows what's up? Who knows? Hey, Jesse, 289 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 1: what am I doing for twenty twenty four? Remember I 290 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: wanted what you're doing. I'm working on the voter rules 291 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: and going to be knocking on doors to harvest as 292 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 1: many ballots as humanly possible. I'm also attending many school boards, 293 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: city council, parks, and recreation candidate forms as possible. Yes, 294 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 1: I'm currently reading the Anti Communist Manifesto, and as soon 295 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 1: as I'm done, I'll be reading the Ugh Clay Travis 296 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 1: book American Playbook. I'm kidding. I'm sure Clay's book is fine. 297 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,280 Speaker 1: Is it as good as my book? Well, it's like 298 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: I was texting Clay the other day. You can't help. 299 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:16,080 Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do when you're competing with perfection, Right, 300 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 1: So there's nothing really Clay could do to compete with 301 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:24,159 Speaker 1: the Anti Communist Manifesto. Is Clay's book American Playbook? Is 302 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,359 Speaker 1: it really good? Yes, obviously it's really good. Can it 303 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 1: compete with perfection? No, of course it can't. What Chris, Chris, 304 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: did you know about the Anti Communist Manifesto. I forgot 305 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 1: to tell you and Michael this yesterday. Oh oh, I'm excited. 306 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: So we got a message. So many of you have 307 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 1: bought the Anti Communist Manifesto at Jesse kellybook dot com. 308 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: By the way, so many of you have bought it 309 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 1: that it's been on every bestseller list out there except 310 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,119 Speaker 1: for the New York Times and of course because they 311 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 1: hated it so much, fourth bet selling book in the 312 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,240 Speaker 1: country and they kept it off the bet saler list. 313 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,720 Speaker 1: That's great. They're printing new books. They had to print 314 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,640 Speaker 1: more because you bought all the other ones. Ones are 315 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,600 Speaker 1: gonna say national best seller on the front. How sick 316 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 1: is that national best seller? Suck at Clay? You suck what, Chris? 317 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 1: It's fine, It's fine. I mean, I'm rooting for him. 318 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:17,840 Speaker 1: Good for Clay, rooting for you, Clay. I'm rooting for babies. 319 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,120 Speaker 1: We're about to talk about hurricanes and inflation, so let's 320 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: talk about babies before we do that. You know, information 321 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,600 Speaker 1: is on our side. Remember the truth is on our side. 322 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,160 Speaker 1: And that sounds like a corny bumper sticker, doesn't it. 323 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,840 Speaker 1: Something you learn in nursery rhymes, But when it comes 324 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: to abortion, the truth is on our side. It is 325 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,119 Speaker 1: a life. It's not a clump of cells. It's not 326 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,840 Speaker 1: a choice. It's a life. It's a living human being. 327 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,600 Speaker 1: Women don't know that, though, because they're trapped in a 328 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: system full of lies. Men too, where every part of 329 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: this system tells them it's nothing. Just kill it. It's nothing, 330 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,919 Speaker 1: kill it, it's nothing, just a clump of sales. Kill it. 331 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:01,200 Speaker 1: Preborn's on a mission to bring the truth, the truth 332 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,520 Speaker 1: that can be found through a simple ultrasound. It doesn't 333 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,200 Speaker 1: take a miracle. All it takes is an ultrasound that mother. 334 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,399 Speaker 1: They give an ultrasound for free to a mother who's 335 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,960 Speaker 1: about to have an abortion, and she will hear the 336 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,919 Speaker 1: heartbeat in almost every time she chooses life when she 337 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,680 Speaker 1: hears it, because she knows in that moment she's been 338 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:22,439 Speaker 1: lied to and she's actually a mom in Your twenty 339 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 1: eight dollars is what buys it. Look if you want 340 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 1: to fund their whole network, maybe you're well off. It's 341 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,600 Speaker 1: all tax deductible. Five thousand dollars funds the whole network. 342 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 1: Preborn dot Com slash Jesse sponsored by Preborn, What Chris, 343 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,800 Speaker 1: we can make jokes it's fine. 344 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 3: You get that right. 345 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:45,640 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 346 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. Remember you can email me Jesse at 347 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:55,320 Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 348 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,560 Speaker 1: Let's deal with Nicky Hayley and Mitt Romney. 349 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,360 Speaker 4: I too am worried about the de situation and inflation. 350 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,880 Speaker 4: I mean, Republicans and Democrats have spent like drunken sailors, 351 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 4: and the Americans are paying the price for it at 352 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 4: the grocery store and at the gas station. But keep 353 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 4: in mind, less than five percent of our defense budget 354 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 4: has gone to Ukraine. 355 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,840 Speaker 7: Being able to take an amount which equals what about 356 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,400 Speaker 7: five percent of our military budget, Actually less than five 357 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,679 Speaker 7: percent of our military budget each year to help the 358 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,720 Speaker 7: Ukrainians is about about the best national defense spending I 359 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,480 Speaker 7: think we've ever done. 360 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: I hate these people, and here's why. It's actually not 361 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 1: about Russia Ukraine. It's that's not the reason why I 362 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,239 Speaker 1: hate them. And maybe this is just a function of 363 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,439 Speaker 1: having been in government too long. I don't know. I 364 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 1: don't know. I've never been in government, so I don't know. 365 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:50,879 Speaker 1: I hate how they talk about your money in my 366 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 1: money as if it's nothing. They speak about it as 367 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:02,080 Speaker 1: if they have no respect for it whatsoever that they 368 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,879 Speaker 1: can do one. Now, I'll blow it on this, and 369 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: I'll blow it on that. It's just this percentage and 370 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:10,439 Speaker 1: that percentage. It's not your freaking money, you scumbag. You 371 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:14,000 Speaker 1: didn't earn that money. We earn that money. That is 372 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,040 Speaker 1: the equivalent to you working all day long today for 373 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,560 Speaker 1: a paycheck. And at the end of the day, the 374 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,399 Speaker 1: boss plunks one hundred dollars in front of you. Thanks 375 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 1: for your work today, Bob, good work. Proud of you. 376 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: And Nicki Haley comes in at that point in time 377 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,119 Speaker 1: with one hundred dollars on there and says, oh m, 378 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,240 Speaker 1: hey gotta take twenty of that. Twenty of that goes 379 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 1: to me. I'm in the government. And you just watch 380 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: Nicki Haley take your twenty off the top, and so 381 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,159 Speaker 1: now you have eighty dollars left. But it's not that, 382 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 1: it's not just that, it's not that, it's that Nicki Haley. 383 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,960 Speaker 1: Then she turns around and says, hey, you want some 384 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 1: party poppers and some beer. We got twenty bucks. After all, 385 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 1: it's only twenty bucks, right, twenty bucks, guys, let's get 386 00:21:56,200 --> 00:22:01,480 Speaker 1: some beerd party time. How diswiss respectful to the person 387 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:06,200 Speaker 1: who just paid for that. Listen to how these people 388 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,880 Speaker 1: talk about your money like it's nothing. 389 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,840 Speaker 4: I too, am worried about the domestic situation and inflation. 390 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,360 Speaker 4: I mean, Republicans and Democrats have spent like drunken sailors, 391 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,280 Speaker 4: and the Americans are paying the price for it at 392 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,680 Speaker 4: the grocery store and at the gas station. But keep 393 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,480 Speaker 4: in mind, less than five percent of our defense budget 394 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 4: has gone to Ukraine. 395 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 7: Being able to take an amount which equals what about 396 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,880 Speaker 7: five percent of our military budget? Actually less than five 397 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,119 Speaker 7: percent of our military budget each year to help the 398 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:38,159 Speaker 7: Ukrainians is about about the best national defense spending I 399 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:38,960 Speaker 7: think we've ever done. 400 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,960 Speaker 1: They talk about it like it means nothing, like it's 401 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:48,840 Speaker 1: nothing at all. Headline, inflation is still too high to 402 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,280 Speaker 1: consider cutting interest rates. That's according to Jerome Powell, the 403 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 1: head of the Fed. Oh did you know they're getting 404 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,840 Speaker 1: ready to jack rates up again because inflation is still 405 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,840 Speaker 1: going up? Did you know that all the while these 406 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,320 Speaker 1: people talk about throwing out it's not just Ukraine, it's 407 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: with everything. They just throw it around because it means 408 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:14,720 Speaker 1: nothing to them. They have such disrespect for you. Gosh, 409 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 1: I freaking hate it. Get to some emails, Jesse, former 410 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:23,320 Speaker 1: CB and Middle East deployment experience. I'm turning my anger 411 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:27,239 Speaker 1: into action by running for local school board in New 412 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,320 Speaker 1: way of A, Jersey. We need an ac anti communists 413 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,400 Speaker 1: on every school board nationwide. We know you are out there. 414 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 1: Act now before it's too late. Tar Boin as tart 415 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,680 Speaker 1: As to you, and he's right. Anti communists should be 416 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:47,640 Speaker 1: infiltrating school boards across this country. But Jesse, who you? 417 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,159 Speaker 1: You're the one. Jesse. I'm currently and will continue to 418 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,400 Speaker 1: be a precinct committeeman in my Indiana city. In addition 419 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 1: to that, I plan on going to any child drag 420 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: events here as there are many, and attempting to organiz 421 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 1: it's a protest. I have five kids and I am 422 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:08,800 Speaker 1: passionate about child abuse. Yes, activism, love it, Oracle, I 423 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 1: wrote before you made me realize that I can turn 424 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,639 Speaker 1: my thirty four years of stand up comedy into an 425 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,879 Speaker 1: anti comedy radio show. It's going well, and thank you 426 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,119 Speaker 1: for the advice you gave me on the air. My 427 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 1: activism plans include remaining at my station and stealing your 428 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,639 Speaker 1: ideas to wake up my normy neighbors that pinkos are 429 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: in our midst. Thank you and keep the ideas flowing. 430 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,159 Speaker 1: Yours truly says. Please don't use his name, and I 431 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 1: will not. You keep ripping off every idea you like, 432 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 1: all of you. Me and my co workers have talked 433 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 1: so loud, he said activism. Me and my co workers 434 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,679 Speaker 1: have talked so loud in the plant trashing communists, and 435 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 1: have been for years that I'm sure that a few 436 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: people around us went from normy norms and normas to 437 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,760 Speaker 1: silently waking up. I know one for sure. I love 438 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,520 Speaker 1: you guys so much. Hey Jesse, I've heard you recommend 439 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 1: several times you make sure we have an AMMO on hand. 440 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,680 Speaker 1: I was wondering what you consider enough. I have two 441 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: hundred and forty rounds of forty cow thousand rounds of 442 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 1: five five six for myar. Is this enough? I don't 443 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,879 Speaker 1: exactly have a lot of spare money to spend on AMMO. Well, 444 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 1: you only spend what you can spend. Man. All this 445 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: stuff is within whatever you can do within your means. 446 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: For me, I only look I wait till AMO goes 447 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,359 Speaker 1: on sale. I have a couple different websites that I 448 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,400 Speaker 1: go to and I actually and I hate email lists. 449 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 1: I sign up for email lists to wait and see, Hey, 450 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,560 Speaker 1: when's ar going on sale? When's nine going on sale? 451 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,880 Speaker 1: When's this going on sale? When's that going on sale? 452 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,560 Speaker 1: And I try to buy in bulk for the same reason. 453 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,000 Speaker 1: But again, only do what you can do. Only do 454 00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 1: what you can do. That's it. Don't break yourself buy 455 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,280 Speaker 1: an Ammo. Look, if you can't get the job done 456 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,400 Speaker 1: with the first thousand rounds, so be it. Me personally, 457 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,880 Speaker 1: I'd like to have around one hundred thousand rounds. Now, 458 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,199 Speaker 1: maybe you're saying, Jesse, that's way over the top. You 459 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,720 Speaker 1: can't shoot that. Well, what if I'm having to outfit everybody? 460 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,960 Speaker 1: I have to make plans to be a war lord 461 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,520 Speaker 1: in the coming hellescape that's coming in the next fifty 462 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,399 Speaker 1: years or so. Granted I'll be dead by then or 463 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,160 Speaker 1: so ancient it won't matter, But that'll make me perfect. 464 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,679 Speaker 1: Why not old people seem to lead everything. 465 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:20,600 Speaker 4: Now those five years to the day that five young 466 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,680 Speaker 4: blacks were killed in Jacksonville. 467 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 2: Earlier, I had a gun, a gun shop, a store. 468 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:37,560 Speaker 1: Therein Now, let's talk about Idalia. Idalia, Idalia. I think 469 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 1: it's idealia. The hurricane. It's getting ready to make landfall 470 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,959 Speaker 1: in Florida as a hurricane one. I want to make 471 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 1: sure everybody hears this. All of my Florida people, be safe, 472 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 1: be smart, follow instructions two. As somebody who has lived 473 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,119 Speaker 1: through more hurricanes and typhoons. Typhoon's the same thing, by 474 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,880 Speaker 1: the way, it's just on a different part of the globe. 475 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,640 Speaker 1: More hurricanes and typhoons than I can possibly fathom. I've 476 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,479 Speaker 1: been through all of them. I've evacuated hotels. I've been 477 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,199 Speaker 1: through mass flooding, I have oh yeah, you name it, 478 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 1: I've done it. I've been through all the hurricanes, horrible ones, 479 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 1: Cat five, the Cat one baby, been through all of them. 480 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 1: Let me just tell you something. People who go through 481 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:29,760 Speaker 1: hurricanes regularly, they don't get near the panic that people 482 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,119 Speaker 1: who only watch them on the news go through on 483 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,520 Speaker 1: their behalf. Do you know what, Look, we are hurricanes 484 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,560 Speaker 1: all the time down here in Houston. Do you know 485 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,640 Speaker 1: what everyone does down here to prepare for hurricanes. They 486 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 1: gas up their generator and they buy beer. That's what 487 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 1: they do. And when the hurricane gets there, as long 488 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,680 Speaker 1: as you're not in low ground, as long as you 489 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,120 Speaker 1: don't try to do something stupid like leave your house 490 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,200 Speaker 1: or get out on the roads when they're flooding and whatnot. 491 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,600 Speaker 1: That's where you die. You die out on the roads. 492 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 1: They close up their house and they go inside and 493 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: they go to sleep, and they wake up the next day. 494 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,080 Speaker 1: And then you leave the house and hopefully you're not 495 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,000 Speaker 1: shaking off a hangover, although that happens certainly down here. 496 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,360 Speaker 1: Often you just start picking up all the debris that's 497 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,040 Speaker 1: in the yard and you go on about your life. 498 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: Don't let the fear loving media treat every single hurricane 499 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,199 Speaker 1: like it's the end of the world. There are certain 500 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:33,880 Speaker 1: circumstances like Katrina, where something breaks and it turns into 501 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 1: a real disaster area like Harvey did for Houston when 502 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 1: everything was flooded. We were flooded. I couldn't really leave 503 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,480 Speaker 1: my house. I was all flooded in. All the roads 504 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 1: were flooded out. There's nowhere to go. So it can 505 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,000 Speaker 1: get bad, But for the most part, I have no 506 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 1: doubt all my Florida people are going to be just fine. 507 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 1: Be smart, get some gas for the gin, some water, 508 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 1: try not to drink too much beer, keep your head down. 509 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,200 Speaker 1: You'll be just fine. Make sure you have your male 510 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,920 Speaker 1: vitalities act from chalk. You don't want to end up 511 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,560 Speaker 1: losing your nerve in the middle of the hurricane. Maybe 512 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 1: you're a dude and you're like, Wow, the hurricane's coming. 513 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,400 Speaker 1: I don't care. But then you start to think to yourself, 514 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 1: what if I turn into an eight year old girl 515 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,960 Speaker 1: when the hurricane gets here. Oh my gosh, it's so 516 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,200 Speaker 1: scared the wind is blowing. 517 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:15,480 Speaker 2: Uh. 518 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,920 Speaker 1: Well, then you'll know that you haven't been taking enough 519 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,360 Speaker 1: of your male vitality stack from chalk every day, every day, 520 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:28,000 Speaker 1: every day, ninety days straight. Look, don't stop there. I'm 521 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,600 Speaker 1: well over a year. I met like a year and 522 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,400 Speaker 1: a half with it. Now it's just the difference, Oh 523 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 1: my gosh, And how I feel the difference in my life. 524 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,960 Speaker 1: You can tell, you can tell from my energy levels. 525 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,560 Speaker 1: The difference is amazing. But just take it for ninety 526 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,600 Speaker 1: straight days. Then you won't be scared of hurricanes anymore. 527 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 1: You probably won't be scared of anything anymore. Well, you'll 528 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,480 Speaker 1: probably be healthy scared of like a semi that's driving 529 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,520 Speaker 1: to drive you over. But you understand what I mean. 530 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,800 Speaker 1: Go to choq dot com get on a male vitality 531 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 1: stack Codejesse gets you thirty five five percent off subscriptions, 532 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,360 Speaker 1: So get one of those Chuck dot Com promo code. Jesse. 533 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:13,479 Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back, Jesse Kelly. It is the 534 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. 535 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,320 Speaker 1: Email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Don't forget 536 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,080 Speaker 1: on iTunes to give the show a five star rating 537 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 1: and subscribe to it and write a review talking about 538 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 1: how handsome I am. And don't forget about this horrific 539 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:36,240 Speaker 1: communist judge in DC. Trump is in some serious trouble. 540 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:41,920 Speaker 1: DC Judge Chutkin claims Trump's attorneys should have prepared a defense, 541 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,360 Speaker 1: reviewed evidence before he was even charged by the DOJ. 542 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,440 Speaker 1: She also said yesterday she was being pressed on timeframe 543 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,480 Speaker 1: and what's the timeframe and these things, and she compared 544 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,720 Speaker 1: Trump's the stuff they're charging Trump with. You compared it 545 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 1: to nine to eleven and the Boston Marathon bomber. Now, 546 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:11,080 Speaker 1: you can cringe, you can scoff, you can yell, but 547 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,680 Speaker 1: that's how she's going to handle this. This is the 548 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,560 Speaker 1: human being that has thrown the book at every January 549 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:24,520 Speaker 1: sixth defendant. So again, Trump was on with Glenn Beck earlier. 550 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,080 Speaker 5: They are serious about trying to put you in prison. 551 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 5: Can I asked, will you and ken you run a 552 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,560 Speaker 5: campaign from a jail cell. 553 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,240 Speaker 6: Well, I don't think that's ever happening. We have a 554 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,280 Speaker 6: great case. Every case is a scam. This is just 555 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,120 Speaker 6: like Russia, Russia, Russia. I remember. 556 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,480 Speaker 1: I hope, I hope that's to rally the troops. And 557 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:52,480 Speaker 1: I genuinely hope that's not something he believes, because this 558 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:58,280 Speaker 1: is these people were serious, all right. FBI has collected 559 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,720 Speaker 1: DNA profiles for twenty one million people. I'm sure the 560 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,240 Speaker 1: secret state police agency that's spent the last few years 561 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,320 Speaker 1: hunting down school board moms and pro lifers, I'm certain 562 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 1: they're not going to abuse the fact that they have 563 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,840 Speaker 1: DNA information on twenty one million Americans. That's definitely not 564 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: something they're going to use to come after you, destroy you, 565 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,000 Speaker 1: crush your freedoms and everything you love. Keep in mind, 566 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,760 Speaker 1: the GOP House of Representatives, they're just about to fund 567 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 1: the DOJ that's prosecuting, persecuting Trump, and the FBI that's 568 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,320 Speaker 1: collecting your DNA, declaring you to be a terrorist, hunting 569 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 1: you down at your home and pointing guns in your face. 570 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,080 Speaker 1: So that's that's nice. That's lovely. You know it is nice, though, 571 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,680 Speaker 1: My pillow, my pillow in their six piece towl set, 572 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: that's what's nice. Big fan, big fan of getting off 573 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,320 Speaker 1: in the shower, and I'm looking at myself in the mirror, 574 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,760 Speaker 1: admiring myself, and then I reach over and grab one 575 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,600 Speaker 1: of the my pillow towels, and I say, you know 576 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,640 Speaker 1: what this body needs right now some all USA cotton 577 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,960 Speaker 1: to dry it off. And then I stare at what Chris. 578 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,040 Speaker 1: I stare at myself in the mirror lovingly as I 579 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,960 Speaker 1: dry myself off with my my pillow six piece towelse set, 580 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: especially because it's on sale. It's normally seventy nine ninety 581 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,280 Speaker 1: eight thirty nine ninety nine right now. Don't get me wrong, 582 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,440 Speaker 1: I've got a full price body I'm drying off. But 583 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,880 Speaker 1: I like what Chris. I like to get my towel 584 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,400 Speaker 1: set half off thirty nine ninety ninety nine, go that's 585 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,840 Speaker 1: fifty percent in savings MyPillow dot com. You have to 586 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 1: click on the radio listener special square at the top 587 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,880 Speaker 1: and use the promo code Jesse to bathouse two handhouse 588 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:45,160 Speaker 1: to washcloths. MyPillow dot Com promo code Jesse or call 589 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,840 Speaker 1: eight hundred eighty four five zero five four four. Although 590 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,280 Speaker 1: I will be honest with you, I don't use the washcloss. 591 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 1: I'm not a washcloth man, Chris. Are you a washcloth man, Michael? 592 00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:00,680 Speaker 1: To use washcloths? You do? What? 593 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 6: What? 594 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:03,040 Speaker 3: Yeah? 595 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,400 Speaker 1: I just use soap in my hands. You don't. What 596 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:12,359 Speaker 1: do you use a loofah? Oh my gosh, hey, Chris, 597 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: that reminds me we need to get that wire you 598 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,799 Speaker 1: gay SoundBite on the on the soundboard. So what are 599 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,160 Speaker 1: we replacing? I don't know what one? Don't we use 600 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,319 Speaker 1: very much anymore? You know? No, the crickets. I like 601 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 1: the crickets. I think I think the focus but my 602 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,560 Speaker 1: focus is I think I do use it too much. 603 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,520 Speaker 1: I use all these too much. Hey, maybe we finally 604 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:41,800 Speaker 1: dump the whole Maria Salazar bit. Maybe we finally dumped 605 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,319 Speaker 1: that and we have whire you gay on there we 606 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 1: need that from. Whenever Michael tells us he uses a 607 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,240 Speaker 1: loofah in the shower, what else, Michael? How many different 608 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,360 Speaker 1: face washes and things like that do you use in 609 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,640 Speaker 1: the shower, Michael? Because all there is is soap in 610 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,840 Speaker 1: my shower. That's all I need. You don't have to 611 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 1: say anything about the hair. That's not necessary. Jerp. 612 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,799 Speaker 3: And now here's a headline by go you know, you 613 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,200 Speaker 3: know the. 614 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:12,719 Speaker 1: Thing headlines we didn't get to. Proposal aims to make 615 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:17,919 Speaker 1: Pittsburgh a sanctuary city for gender affirming care. I only 616 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,399 Speaker 1: brought this up. I don't even know why I brought 617 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,120 Speaker 1: this up. I hate this. I grew up, You remember, 618 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,680 Speaker 1: right next to Pittsburgh in Toronto, Ohio, in Ohio, but 619 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,280 Speaker 1: it's right across the Ohio River from Pittsburgh. My grandpa, 620 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 1: Grandpa Jack, my dad's dad, was a season ticket holder 621 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,520 Speaker 1: to the Steelers. If we ever were gonna have you, 622 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,040 Speaker 1: we're gonna go out to eat somewhere. We would oftentimes 623 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,719 Speaker 1: go to Pittsburgh. We make the drive to Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh 624 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,959 Speaker 1: is my place in Pittsburgh's such a woke Cammie dump 625 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,480 Speaker 1: now and it freaking breaks my heart. I love you, Pennsylvania. 626 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,520 Speaker 1: It kills me watching you go pro life activists on 627 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:55,239 Speaker 1: trial for Face Act violation. Yes, remember we talked about 628 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,080 Speaker 1: it at the very beginning of the show. How they've 629 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,520 Speaker 1: identified who the enemies of the state are are. And 630 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,600 Speaker 1: now the Cheka also known as the FBI. They're out 631 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,520 Speaker 1: there hunting them down in this DOJ, stowing them in prison. 632 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,360 Speaker 1: California is suing to stop schools from outing trans kids 633 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:17,360 Speaker 1: to their parents. California is suing to make sure Aiden, Jaden, 634 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,400 Speaker 1: and Braden can become Tiffany and Amber and Jennifer behind 635 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,680 Speaker 1: their parents' backs. That's how truly evil. Some of the 636 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,239 Speaker 1: states in this country have gotten crazy. Jim Jordan hints 637 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,440 Speaker 1: that House is headed towards biden impeachment inquiry in September. 638 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,080 Speaker 1: Whoa no rush, guys. Biden plans to commemorate nine to 639 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:42,600 Speaker 1: eleven with a stop in Alaska. That's funny. I was 640 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,120 Speaker 1: around for nine to eleven. I do not remember Alaska 641 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,560 Speaker 1: featuring in a major way of nine to eleven, but 642 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,600 Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong. Chicago journalists robbed by armed suspects while 643 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:59,879 Speaker 1: covering cities recent robberies. Remember Chicago, you voted for this. 644 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,840 Speaker 1: Afghans who fought in a secret CIA trained force face 645 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,160 Speaker 1: legal limbo. The number of people we have done wrong, 646 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 1: who we have trained and fought with it overseas, it 647 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,200 Speaker 1: is amazing. China is doing everything it can do to 648 00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,640 Speaker 1: conceal the true extent of its economic turmoil. This is 649 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,440 Speaker 1: something we don't talk about a lot. They're spreading money, 650 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:27,360 Speaker 1: spending money all over the planet. They devalue their currency 651 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,160 Speaker 1: on purpose to try to mess with trade and things 652 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,520 Speaker 1: like that. At the same time they're doing this huge 653 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:39,680 Speaker 1: military spending build up. Remember, militaries are expensive, always have been, 654 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,440 Speaker 1: always will be. And we lose sight of the fact 655 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:47,000 Speaker 1: that someone has to pay for all of this. China. 656 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,920 Speaker 1: I hear lots and lots of things that China may 657 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:55,120 Speaker 1: be hurting. FEMA announces three billion dollars for building climate 658 00:37:55,239 --> 00:38:00,800 Speaker 1: change resilience. That is a key pillar of bidnomics. More 659 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,880 Speaker 1: of our money, your money, my money. It's not just 660 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 1: Nicky Haley and Mitt Romney and the Republicans. All these 661 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,200 Speaker 1: people just blow our money. It's freaking horrible. Whatever you 662 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,480 Speaker 1: can email me, isn't that wonderful? The ability to speak 663 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,440 Speaker 1: to someone of my stature? What Chris, you can email 664 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:24,719 Speaker 1: me Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Only four more days 665 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:29,280 Speaker 1: with hair, four more days Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 666 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,480 Speaker 1: That's all