Speaker 1: No way, that's our original song. How could you diss
Speaker 1: on that?
Speaker 2: I'm not dissing it. It's just I thought the levels
Speaker 2: were still going. It's just we play it every time.
Speaker 1: Well, we keep asking people to send this new song.
Speaker 1: I think no one listens to this podcast anymore. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be someone out there that's musically inclined that could
Speaker 1: make us a little opener that they want us to play.
Speaker 2: Do you like my shirt?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Okay, hold on a second. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so your shirt is a bunch of cerial dispensers. Yes.
Speaker 1: Did you realize that today I started the little experiment
Speaker 1: out there and I put cereal out there in those
Speaker 1: cereal dispensers. No, that's crazy, so weird. And and when
Speaker 1: I was going to the bathroom before, I noticed people
Speaker 1: enjoying cereal.
Speaker 2: Wow, so now there's a place for the kids to
Speaker 2: be eaten. Yes, I mean, honestly, I don't know if
Speaker 2: i'd go with an unmarked serial.
Speaker 1: That's what I said pring A Cup. I said, you
Speaker 1: like that. You don't know what it is. It's secret cereal.
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, I think it's Captain Crunch, And
Speaker 1: I'm like Captain and walk away. He was so misch
Speaker 1: it fun. Yeah. Well, you know, kids these days think
Speaker 1: everything's captain, yeah, captain nat Ole nigga. Let me just
Speaker 1: say again, Welcome to Cereal Kills. It's the podcast where
Speaker 1: we eat cereal. Tell you how it is and uh,
Speaker 1: I'll let you know whether you should try it or
Speaker 1: not today, Andrew, Just in case you're keeping tabs at home,
Speaker 1: this is episode number three hundred and ninety. Wow, three ninety.
Speaker 2: OK, so it's four hundred a big one, and we
Speaker 2: wait till we get to five. I think four four
Speaker 2: is a big one.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, all right, I like that episode three ninety
Speaker 1: and four, episode three ninety. We're gonna do a mix
Speaker 1: of cereals that I bought and then our friend Matt
Speaker 1: sent us. He's a good dude man. He goes to
Speaker 1: the store, fills his cart and sends them to us. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean we've gotten so many cereals from him, a lot.
Speaker 2: He's so nice a lot. And this this time around
Speaker 2: he went to Tops Market. Uh in New York, upstate
Speaker 2: New York. Tops is a supermarket.
Speaker 1: I know, Tops not applying city from back in the nineties.
Speaker 1: It's a supermarket. Never remember Topsy what did he said?
Speaker 1: It wasn't Topsy Turrey. It was the name of it was.
Speaker 1: It was tops Appliant City and there was a guy
Speaker 1: Topsy says something I forgot but whatever. Okay there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me know when you're done.
Speaker 2: We'll started forty two thousand text messages at the same time.
Speaker 2: You should pause that I can't because okay, Well, let's
Speaker 2: start with the Matt's Top Cereal. How about that instead
Speaker 2: of starting at the brand new on this is this
Speaker 2: is going to be a full episode of cinnamon, just
Speaker 2: so you know a lot. Well you're not gandhi, I
Speaker 2: mean you like I.
Speaker 1: Like cinnamon, but a whole episode of it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we'll start with top Store brand Toasty Sweet
Speaker 1: Cinnamon Square.
Speaker 2: Okay, Tops Brand Toasty Sweet Cinnamon squares.
Speaker 1: You know what that should be? What come on? Oh,
Speaker 1: cinnamon to's crime very good. I looked as a little
Speaker 1: BIRDI they're playing a trumpet.
Speaker 2: These look thicker than a normal cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 1: Look at the bird playing the trumpet. What's his name?
Speaker 1: His name is Pueblo.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pueblow. Yeah that that means it's like roof of something?
Speaker 1: Is it home? A little Peblo, Peblo, Colorado is a town.
Speaker 1: I don't like the fact that he's read, though. Why
Speaker 1: is he read? On top of it? Oh god, what's
Speaker 1: he's read?
Speaker 2: Because he's a cardinal.
Speaker 1: He's bringing messages from the other side. Okay, have you
Speaker 1: ever heard that about cardinals? No, I'm a jew. It's
Speaker 1: not a Jewish. Oh my god, what Jewish? I'll tell
Speaker 1: you met the church cardinal.
Speaker 2: No, cardinals bringing messages from the other side.
Speaker 1: But the cardinals in the church were read. Also, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if that has anything to do with it.
Speaker 2: Just the bird a cardinal is known like, oh, if
Speaker 2: you lost someone and you see a cardinal, it's supposed
Speaker 2: to be like, oh god, there's a lot of cardinals
Speaker 2: in our backyard. And let me tell you, every time
Speaker 2: my mom sees it, she's like, oh god.
Speaker 1: It's let me tell you, a cardinal flew into my
Speaker 1: window last week and just fell to the ground. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that messages. Yes, that's double dead, right
Speaker 1: that messaging. Anyway, All I'm saying is they put the
Speaker 1: red on top of the red, and there's no contrast there.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, all right, he's it's bringing maybe I
Speaker 2: mean hopefully that's not the one that.
Speaker 1: Hit your windshield. Dough wind dough.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry your window, your window.
Speaker 1: Well, your these tops bags are horrific. Look how I
Speaker 1: ripped that. I wasn't asking you to smell. I tore
Speaker 1: it right up. I mean you could smell if you'd like.
Speaker 1: Oh look it just went everywhere. Wow. This is gonna
Speaker 1: go in little cereal dispenser next because I don't want
Speaker 1: it to get stale. That's what I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: As they run out, I'm just gonna replace it with random.
Speaker 1: I do think it's great. It is a great idea.
Speaker 1: This is what we should have been doing the whole time.
Speaker 1: And I don't really care if people throw it out
Speaker 1: or not, because I was just gonna throw it out anyway.
Speaker 1: Less space in here. Take a spoon, buddy, Thanks welcome.
Speaker 1: Oh you picked the secret spoon? Ding ding ding ding ding?
Speaker 1: Whoa dud? Which which show is that? From? The price
Speaker 1: is right now? Yeah? I won guess what kind of
Speaker 1: milk were using?
Speaker 2: Amazon Groceries Lactose free?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you Amazon Grocery. Yeah. Not too many people
Speaker 1: have one of those, not many, but you do. I do.
Speaker 2: Particular it's from an Amazon Fresh store. Wow, cholesterol free.
Speaker 2: Not the milk, No, the cereal.
Speaker 1: I think most of them are, but they just add
Speaker 1: that there to make you buy it.
Speaker 2: Still cracking up. But I said cardinal, and you were like,
Speaker 2: I'm a Jew.
Speaker 1: Because I thought you were talking to do with religion.
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about the Jesus Cardinals. So
Speaker 1: I didn't know what you meant as I'm pointing out
Speaker 1: a bird. Well, because you said red and they wear
Speaker 1: red the whole thing. If there was a religious cardinal
Speaker 1: just on the b I like that New York Cardinals.
Speaker 1: He's cool, Egan, he's a good guy. He should have
Speaker 1: been Pope. Okay, I like that. It's not as cinnamon sugary. No,
Speaker 1: your cinnamon toast crunch made by General Mills very good. Andrew, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this one. Three balls in a spoom.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not Oh god, the box is even ripped.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Wow that's cheap. Yeah, cheap cheap. Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. That's good. That's terrible. Wow, we're in
Speaker 1: sync today. Yeah, three bowls in a spoon. It's not
Speaker 1: as sweet. It's a little diluted. You know, it's passable. Well, look,
Speaker 1: the tops president's promise. We don't like.
Speaker 2: Pride and the quality of our products. If you're not
Speaker 2: one hundred percent satisfied, we will replace it or refund it.
Speaker 2: That's our promise. That's my promise.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're not five balls, then you're not one
Speaker 1: hundred percent satisfied.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. We don't need to be sending
Speaker 2: this box back.
Speaker 1: I'm also gonna I was gonna give it four ball,
Speaker 1: you know what, three balls in a spoon too as well.
Speaker 2: I mean it kind of just tastes like a piece
Speaker 2: of like toast that they just lightly put some cinnamon.
Speaker 1: It's just good because you know what, if you don't
Speaker 1: like so much cinnamon sugar, true, this is probably good
Speaker 1: one for you. Yes, yes, yes, Next, do you want
Speaker 1: the new one or do you want the other Matt one?
Speaker 1: Other Matt? Really? Yeah, I mean other Matt like the
Speaker 1: chicken wing, I mean, like an additional Matt serial. Thanks
Speaker 1: for making that clear. I appreciate it. So it's gonna
Speaker 1: be another cinnamon. This is sprouted cinnamon flax granola from
Speaker 1: one degree Oh wow, flax organic foods. This is good
Speaker 1: to take if you're a little backed up all ingredients
Speaker 1: from farmers. We know. Cool.
Speaker 2: Do you think they know them personally? Like they just
Speaker 2: send out an email and they're like, hey, No, I.
Speaker 1: Think they do. I think they look they're even on
Speaker 1: the back just pictures. I think they buy them from
Speaker 1: actual farmers. Wow, you know I'm a farmer.
Speaker 2: I'm What we're not gonna do is have me argue
Speaker 2: this early in the morning. You're gonna try it, but
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna open this up. What does it sound top.
Speaker 2: Ingredient transparency ingredients from carefully selected farms inside. Okay, I
Speaker 2: like the concept. It sounds nice. It sounds like, hey,
Speaker 2: if I'm eating this, I know where I'm getting it from,
Speaker 2: and that's that's cool.
Speaker 1: Now, these are just giant, giant chunks of granola. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna mix it up a little bit. It because all
Speaker 1: the big chunks were at the top. Oh there we go.
Speaker 2: Okay, the girls are shaking in the camera.
Speaker 1: Listen, man, this shirt is way too tight. My daughter
Speaker 1: got me this large Gator Dad shirt because I am
Speaker 1: a Gator dad. Now, kids, Yeah, he'll never get it.
Speaker 1: You won't. He'll never get it. I think it's very funny,
Speaker 1: like as soon as you have a kid, you'll call me,
Speaker 1: but you know.
Speaker 2: You and say, hey, I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it now.
Speaker 2: The bond has never been deeper.
Speaker 1: I get it now. You're gonna call me from the
Speaker 1: hospital and go bro, I'm so sorry about all that time.
Speaker 1: I get it now. Gated Dad, Yeah, love the Gators,
Speaker 1: Go Gaters. Love them.
Speaker 2: As of my former Miami Hurricane, we are not friends.
Speaker 1: That's fine. This is one's like sec it one's big ten.
Speaker 1: I don't know, okay, right? Is that different?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: All the same. I don't know anything about.
Speaker 2: It, okay, one, two three.
Speaker 1: We've had something from this company before. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you look it up on Cereal COLORSPC dot com.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: I taste a little bit of cinnamon. At first I
Speaker 1: thought it tastes like wood shavings. But what what happened?
Speaker 1: I wasn't getting that. Oh. I like the cinnamon flavoring.
Speaker 1: Four bowls and a spoon for me. WHOA, I like it.
Speaker 1: It's simple, it's delicious, that's nice.
Speaker 2: And the farmers, you know, farmers everything. So our family
Speaker 2: believes in the connection between healthy soil, healthy plants, and
Speaker 2: healthy people. That's why we created one degree organic foods
Speaker 2: to give you the power to meet every farmer, farmer,
Speaker 2: co op, and producer behind every ingredient you're eating, just
Speaker 2: like a farmer's market.
Speaker 1: See that's nice. I'm gonna give it four balls. I
Speaker 1: like it. It's got a nice flavor to it. I thought
Speaker 1: the flax were gonna turn me off, but it didn't.
Speaker 1: Probably be stuck in my teeth. But this is a
Speaker 1: pretty good granola. If you like granola. It's plain, it's simple,
Speaker 1: very plain.
Speaker 2: Don't go into this expecting a lot of sweetness, because
Speaker 2: there's not. It's not there. But I like that in
Speaker 2: my granola when it's not overly sweet.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's really good. Andrew, Hey, you know what we're
Speaker 1: gonna take. You're getting my dad. I know there's two
Speaker 1: big ones. I need to cut them really bad nicorn horns.
Speaker 1: I just know, yeah over here, Yeah you know it
Speaker 1: because normally no, oh my god, no, no, you can't
Speaker 1: bring a time. Will you have so many? I don't
Speaker 1: have as many as you. I need what I got,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna trim it. You know, my barber
Speaker 1: usually does the sneak attack and buzzes it under the comb,
Speaker 1: and he missed those this time. So when we leave,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna don't rip him out. I need them.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna rip your eyebrows out. You just rip
Speaker 2: yours out, Yeah, because I always do.
Speaker 1: Also for you, Carla Marie. I'm not sure if you
Speaker 1: still listen, but again, this was cinnamon flax ganola from
Speaker 1: One Degree Organic Foods. Okay, yay, if you're listening, please
Speaker 1: like this what we'll be back here. Oh I just
Speaker 1: spit in the microphone. We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: It's the right thing to do. Yes, it is. Hey,
Speaker 1: we're back, Hey pal, Hi to the uh. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Something just came out wrong. I don't know what I
Speaker 1: was just I might be having a stroke. Hold on,
Speaker 1: Hands up and up, baby, hands up, give me your heart,
Speaker 1: give me, gimme your It's so funny that you said that,
Speaker 1: because we just looked at my bar uts for album
Speaker 1: this weekend and that was in absolutely hands up was
Speaker 1: chicken dance, hands up, the whole thing that was eighties
Speaker 1: all day. Hands up. My mom used to sing that
Speaker 1: to me when I see she got it. She got
Speaker 1: it with kids. As you were born, she called me,
Speaker 1: and she was born. She said, hey, gate, everything makes sense,
Speaker 1: so General Mills sent us a care package a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks back. We've been slowly getting to things you're
Speaker 1: very familiar with. Nature Valley, Andrew. Yeah, they make the
Speaker 1: granola bars that you like, and now they're flakes. They
Speaker 1: are now flakes. They did have a granola cereal at
Speaker 1: one point, but now they're flakes. And there is something
Speaker 1: in here that you're not gonna like. I don't think
Speaker 1: you like the dried fruit like I don't. I love it.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be really good. This is Apple Cinema,
Speaker 1: Nature Valley Cereal. The fruits seltzery to me. No flakes
Speaker 1: made with whole grain. There's granola clusters, and there's real
Speaker 1: apple pieces. So I haven't done it in a while,
Speaker 1: so I gotta shake this box. Andrew.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something out there, right down.
Speaker 3: That's going on in there, Andrew, look out, okay, all right,
Speaker 3: crazy man, it's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Look at you shaking the box of crazy.
Speaker 1: You're weird. You're crazy. It's an excellent source of fiber.
Speaker 1: It helps keep you full. No official sweetness flavors or colors.
Speaker 1: That's good. Tangy bites of real apple, tangy, not seltery.
Speaker 2: They always see feltery. It's like the minute they start
Speaker 2: dissolving and they go like to pop rock.
Speaker 1: To me, it's so weird that you think.
Speaker 2: That it's not what I think. It's what how it
Speaker 2: feels on my tongue and it's resolving.
Speaker 1: It smells, It smells like you know what it smells like.
Speaker 1: It smells like an apple pop tart. Apple sent a
Speaker 1: pop tart.
Speaker 2: It kind of has a rummy smell to it too, rummy, yeah,
Speaker 2: like the alcohol like boozy, Like, hey mon, sure, Scott.
Speaker 1: Ey on, can you move that out of the way
Speaker 1: so I can showcase?
Speaker 2: Oh technical, Where should you be right now?
Speaker 1: Right now? Yeah? And I don't know right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're on vacation right now on a I
Speaker 2: don't know where am I supposed to be? Well, I'm home,
Speaker 2: I'm not going anywhere. You're not going anywhere for the vacation?
Speaker 1: No? Oh wow, Okay, was I supposed to No? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I miss something. I'm going to London. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be on the farm. I am. I'm learning how
Speaker 1: to drive the tractor.
Speaker 2: Oh couldn't you have already known if you were grew
Speaker 2: up on a farm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just use a hoe. I don't use the tractor.
Speaker 1: But now I'm okay, you're you're funny, dude. Good. Oh,
Speaker 1: I noticed that that doesn't hurt anymore. It does only
Speaker 1: in overnights. Only in overnight. Yes, it's a timed it's
Speaker 1: a time to pan. It's really strange.
Speaker 2: Oh really, it's hard to get everything all in.
Speaker 1: You got. I get the apple. It's nice. Mm well, no,
Speaker 1: it tastes very country. No, tell me why don't like
Speaker 1: no tasting a candle? Yeah, like a candle shop in
Speaker 1: the Poconos, candleshop in the Poconos. It's what reminds me
Speaker 1: of two bowls. That is not for me.
Speaker 2: It does taste like the apples were like soaking in
Speaker 2: sangria or something, and they put them in this. And
Speaker 2: I love a sangria apple. Don't get me wrong. I
Speaker 2: love my sangria. However, it just I don't it's not
Speaker 2: working together for me.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. Yeah, it's just not brine, that's all.
Speaker 1: I like the apple piece of because I do enjoy
Speaker 1: fruit in cereal if it's the right fruit and it's
Speaker 1: got the right touches. So I'm gonna give it three
Speaker 1: bowls in his spoon. I liked this. Okay, Nature Valley, Cereal,
Speaker 1: Apple Cinemon. We also have Andrew for weeks ahead. Look
Speaker 1: there's another one down there. We have the other one too,
Speaker 1: just two of them. Are you angrily writing an email
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah? Sending an angry text message? M. That's cool.
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