WEBVTT - The 2019 Fantasy Things Draft 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:04.680 Welcome to the Solid Verbo. 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:05.600 I'm that for me. 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:08.200 I'm a man, I'm forty. 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:10.160 I've heard so many players say, well, I want to 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:13.000 be happy. You want to be happy for Dake Edith State. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:19.040 Is that woo woom? And now then and Tye, welcome 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:21.840 back to the Solid Burble boys and girls. My name 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:26.000 is ty hilden Brandt. And as you know, the season 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:29.920 is right around the corner. But before we get into 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:33.519 the weeds, we are very excited to give you the 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:38.879 replay of our twenty nineteen Fantasy Things Draft. Now this 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:42.960 year a little different. It took place on two consecutive 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:48.120 nights in two different cities, one in Dallas, one in Washington, DC. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.599 Both of those shows were live, but completely different from 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.080 one another and of course a ton of fun. So 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:58.120 for your purposes only, we thought we'd cut out as 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.320 much of the overlap as humanly popped possible and give 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:06.280 you one continuous show featuring all twenty four picks. Thank 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:09.319 you again for listening, And here's how it sounded on 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:20.640 night one at the Alamo Draft House just outside Dallas, Texas. Welcome, 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:26.760 thank you for coming out. I hope everyone is ready 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:29.640 for an hour and a half of intense Hobbs and 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.240 Shaw discussion. Oh my god, that is why everyone is here. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:36.920 Hobshaw, Ty and Dan the classic fartsome. Correct, So welcome 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.160 to the Fantasy Things Show. Our a show. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:40.760 I don't know. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.360 We're doing another one tomorrow unless our flight gets canceled. 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.520 We have a lot of college football weirdness planned. But 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:50.840 today we drove up from Austin. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.760 Boo. Okay, I don't know how people feel. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:55.400 I was pretty good. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:02:00.320 I was good. Yeah, I read the room and we stopped. Wow, 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.240 they're still going. There's good. This is a good crowd. 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:06.400 We stopped in Temple, Texas at BUCkies and. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.160 We had never been. Yeah, see that. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:14.280 There it is so now we're just gonna talk about 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:15.480 BUCkies for an hour and a half. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:20.520 Have you guys been there? Oh my god? Good hell. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:24.680 We had eleven combined bites of caramel corn and almost 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.200 went into a coma to states. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.840 There was there was a jerky district. There was a 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.600 jerky district. It's like the joke that I made was, 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.799 it's like sim City if you could build your own 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:38.320 gas station. Correct, just like a cot. It's huge. Yeah. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.240 We bought nine dollars shirts and we felt wonderful about it, 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.359 felt good about it. Yeah, So shout out Temple Texas, 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:44.919 shout out BUCkies, and thank you. 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.720 For coming to the show. Well, I'm sure talk a 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.120 little bit more about BUCkies as we progressed through here, 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:53.320 but this is the solid verbal. I'm tie he's Dan. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:59.839 How many and Taylor, Taylor the brit shout out, Yeah, 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.040 how many people are here against their will? 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:03.680 That's not there? 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.760 We go okay, and she got a first row scene 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.000 from somebody that is brave. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:12.359 Man. I like it. Well, thank you all for coming. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.720 We would encourage everyone to take as many pictures as 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:19.240 you would like and hashtag them with fantasy things. We 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.200 will use those any which way, retweet. 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.200 Them, sitting in front of a Bucky slogo, sticking in 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:28.160 front of a Bucky's logo, whatever you so desire. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.040 We will use these pictures in some manner. But for 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.399 those of you who may or may not be familiar 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:37.480 with the concept of this show, fantasy football is kind 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.120 of a thing, kind of a big deal, right, that's 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:43.400 been going on forever. We decided many years ago to 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:46.800 take a different spin on fantasy football, or at least 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:50.720 our brand of fantasy football, and rather than draft players 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.920 college football players. We decided that we would look at 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:58.400 the college football season before us and instead draft storylines, 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.760 draft odd of ease, draft things, narratives, things we just 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:06.600 enjoy happening. Yeah, things that we as fans enjoy happening. 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.920 So give an example, give some examples of previous year's picks. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.520 The best pick of all time was yours, which was 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:16.360 the backup is better than the start always, you're right 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:19.039 here it, especially in college they have deep depth charts 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.320 and it's like, oh, the backup quarterback, he would start 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.760 it nine other schools, right right. It always sort of 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:24.320 works that way. 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.839 So we get we score it, and we get points 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.640 as often as it happens. And we've just come to 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:31.560 realize that we just want to pick funny things that 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:35.880 only happen occasionally but make us laugh incredibly. So we 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:40.120 have across college football selected a number of things. I 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.520 think six rounds. 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.400 Worth six rounds snake Draft, which is a little weird 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.240 for only six rounds, but we've got six rounds and 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.760 we're going to do the same thing tomorrow in DC. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.880 This is a totally different show. We worked hard to 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:54.400 put this one to get, well, not that hard, but 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.839 we walked, worked hard to put this one together and 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:01.640 then have an entirely separate content. It's scheduled for tomorrow. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:05.800 Correct, ladies and gentlemen, Robert, No, he's not here. So 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:07.800 here's the way this is gonna work. We're gonna go 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.480 back and forth. We're going to talk through all sorts 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:12.200 of college football oddities before each pick. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:13.960 Though. There is going to be a sound that some 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.880 of you may be familiar with, Taylor, if you could, 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:21.000 there is there is. We stole that from ESPN. Don't 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:25.520 tell them. Yeah, we flipped a coin. Hm. We decided 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.680 that I was going to go first, I believe because 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.440 I drove up here from Austin. That's correct. Should we 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:31.840 get started? 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:35.440 You feel good about so? We've drafted things. It's sort 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.359 of like the NBA Draft lottery, where right, it was 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:42.760 all notarized in the car. Yeah, So I think it's time. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:43.680 I think we should do it. 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:45.440 I think it is time, ladies and gentlemen, let's go. 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:52.120 Let's get this thing started. There it is, and there 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:54.280 will be questions after anybody. We'll do a Q and 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.120 A after. We're not going to record that, So really 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:59.039 go for it, really really? Yeah? All right, Taylor, if 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:06.120 you could. With the first pick to yours truly. In 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:11.599 the twenty nineteen Fantasy Things draft, I select urban Meyer 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:18.600 Coaching Room Smart Smart, so he hit me through it. 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.159 Here's the thing about urban Meyer. Urban Meyer has lost 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:24.200 thirty two games, and however many years he's been coaching. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:27.520 That's really that's like better than Kansas over the last 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:31.520 five seasons. Right, I believe so, I believe that, Quick 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:32.040 bath Right. 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:33.360 I went to a state school. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:37.280 And he said, three months ago, when people asked him 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:41.200 quite pointedly, are you done coaching? He's done coaching? And 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.200 he said, listen, I'm done. I'm done. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.080 I think I learned my lesson, right. I think I 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:46.799 think I'm done. 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.320 Right. Do you think that will stop people from talking 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:54.520 about urban Meyer inevitably going to USC? No, because he's 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:56.240 what did he saying? 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:03.240 I just heard no, you sa section. Indeed, I think 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.320 people will talk about it. I mean, who isn't watching 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.599 the Fox pre game show. He's gonna be in all 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:12.280 of our minds. I don't think it's gonna happen. I 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:15.960 think the thought of for USC fans, of saying we're 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.320 gonna get urban Meyer is more of a threat than 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.960 a desire like Oh, okay. I don't think he's gonna 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.720 like LA. I don't think it's gonna be a fit, 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.520 and I think they would go in a different direction. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.240 And honestly, I don't think USC is going to hire 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.240 them even if they get rid of Helton. But it 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:35.000 will not stop the rumors because people have to talk 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:38.440 about something, and trust me, occasionally in LA they talk about. 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.000 College football, not very often. Well here's the thing. Is 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:42.200 he too serious for LA? 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.880 Yeah, definitely think about I don't know if you've ever 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:48.000 seen there are commercials in California by the Tourism Board 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.440 of California. They have like Magic Johnson and actors and 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:53.600 actresses talent talking about how cool and laid back and 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:56.480 come ride the wave and cal Can you imagine urban 0:07:56.560 --> 0:08:00.480 Meyer appearing in any of that? The Clippers just spent 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.480 like five hundred million dollars on players and nobody cares. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.560 Nobody's gonna care about urban Meyer in USC. But the 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:10.440 rumors elsewhere are going to persist because people need something 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:11.000 to talk about. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:14.520 I think anytime he looks wooden and somewhat resentful on 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:15.760 that Fox pregame show. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.920 Anytime anytime he does that's his resting face. 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:22.360 Anytime he does, that's what he looks like. Anytime he 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.640 does right, that will be a little bit more wood 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.280 for the fire. Right. Sure does Urban want to go 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:28.440 to la right. 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.080 Now and he's gonna be out there doing I think 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.400 urban Meyer would take the head coaching job of like 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:36.480 the Finnish national soccer team. The misery baked into the 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.120 Scandinavian way of life, I think is better suited for 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:44.600 urban Meyer than California. He needs that sort of gut 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.560 wrenching misery to exist. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.839 It would it would likely bother him that the others 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.079 around him. I think you'll you'll do well. I think 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:54.360 you'll get points. I'll get point. Do we know what 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:57.079 the scoring system is for the Spilelight No, it's it's 0:08:57.120 --> 0:09:00.720 sort of like Calvin Ball. It changes as we go 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:02.560 every year. I think it's a really good pick. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.800 It's smart, it's smart, it's gonna happen. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:06.200 What's boring, it's wooden. 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:10.079 It's an awl pick. Shout out to Stratford High, Houston, Texas. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.040 That's all I know, all right, Urban Meyer coach, let's 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:13.360 good pick. 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:21.280 It's a good pick. Taylor. I think we're sharing a beer. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.719 Is that the difference I'm gonna get I'm gonna go get. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.400 I was hearing murmurs back there. Okay. 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:30.400 With the second overall, Big Dan Rubinstein selects he's got 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:34.280 a little Baker Mayfield to Baker Mayfield though. 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.720 All right, so I have I have questions about Bield. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.760 You gotta raise the register for your time. Baker Mayfield 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.120 it out? What? 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:46.000 What does having a little Baker Mayfield in him? 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:47.480 Meaning? I have no idea. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.640 I think it's some combination of being five to ten 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:54.720 and a half and kind of a prick, which it's like, 0:09:59.320 --> 0:09:59.760 which to me? 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:00.840 Is I like that? 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.439 I think we've got like seventeen Baker Mayfield types in 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:04.960 this audience. 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:10.560 A quick scan, but I love you. I don't know 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:11.200 what it means. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:14.160 I have a list here and this is media members, 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:18.040 this is random fans, this is media guides quotes. I 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.560 have all of the people who quote have a little 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:24.120 bit of Baker Mayfield to him, and it is ridiculous. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:25.880 Here we go and I don't know. I still don't 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.560 know what it means. Is it feisty, isn't I don't 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.520 know if it's good it's bad. But this is one 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.080 true because we verified this with Price Waterhouse Coopers. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:34.480 This is true. 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:40.040 Okay, what are we like an Ernstin Young show. I 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:46.560 don't understand, okay, Oh, Sam Howell, North Carolina hasn't played 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:47.319 a college. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.280 You freshman, never played a snap before. It has a 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:50.880 little Baker Mayfield to him. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:56.240 Will Greer, Tommy DeVito, British comedy legend Alan Bowman, Trace 0:10:56.360 --> 0:11:02.760 McSorley wasn't good last year, uh Ian book, Charlie Brewer, 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:07.559 Sam Hartman, wake Forest, Dereck King Houston, Oklahoma States softball player, 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:13.960 Samantha Show Real one hundred percent Real, Drew Locke, longtime 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:18.800 shortstop Troy Tulwinski, reel again. We're going Brock Perty, Matt 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:23.240 Carral Cornell quarterback Preston Colbert, apparently a. 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.080 Little bag of Montle little bit. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.240 As you watched the season, he's gonna be the new 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:28.280 Russell Wilson. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:30.480 Not just in the pro. This is a college football podcast. 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:35.000 You were going to see college quarterbacks compared to Baker 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.839 Mayfield who are nowhere near as good as him. And 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.040 they're like, I don't know, he's got a little wiggled 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:40.280 to him. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:43.480 There's a little he's got that swagger right just it. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:44.280 He runs a little hot. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:51.520 He was accused of manslaughters. Yeah, unbelievable. Don't manslaughter. Everybody 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:52.600 don't know if it's. 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:54.120 Good, bad, indifferent. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.920 I love it and I love it, so I'm feeling 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:58.520 good about the point possibilities here. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.800 Yeah, all right, next bay. So we're doing a snake 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:04.760 draft here. Oh yeah, which means you get two in 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.080 a row. Oh, this is a good one, all right. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:15.520 With a third pick, I have selected broadcasting catastrophes. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:18.520 Yeah, that's right. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.360 So this includes a lot of different things. But you know, 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:24.400 sometimes you're watching a game and the audio doesn't fully 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.600 cut out, but suddenly it sounds like the broadcasters are 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.319 speaking over rotary phones where it's like, all of a sudden, 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.959 they're like, you know, Baker Mayfield drops back and a 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:36.680 drop out audio dropped out, and we are we're gonna. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.199 Get it fixed. We're gonna get things worked out. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:41.040 Sometimes there's only one camera that works, and it's the 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.160 wide cam or like a random end zone camera. Sometimes 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:46.920 the graphics say a wide receiver's name is first name, 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.880 last name. Yeah, that's the fairst personal favorite of mine. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.599 I don't root for it, but I kind of do. 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:56.680 And I'm pretty happy with this because there are first 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:59.480 of all, ESPN does not. This is kind of shocking 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:02.360 to me. They don't broadcast all of the games on site. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.480 Sometimes the announcers are on site, right, and it's produced 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:08.640 back in Bristol, which means chaos. 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:12.000 Total k my favorite, and this is sort of a 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:18.040 close first cousin of this is when everything goes sideways 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.480 and then they just decide we don't have any audio, right, 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:24.120 we can't pipe them in via Skype, like Sean McDonough is, 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:27.400 he's m I A. We're gonna kick it back to 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.079 Chris Cotter and he's gonna do the game from a 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:33.839 sterile studio like set up back in Bristol. That's what 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:35.960 he does, and inevitably it turns into like a podcast 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.480 episod that would be like the best ESPN podcast to 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:43.599 do that, but it's shots fire, but inevitably that's what 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:47.320 ends up happening. It's sterile, there's no crowd, microphone whatsoever. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:50.079 There's no ambiance, and Chris Cotter is like, you know, 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.160 it's like second down. I guess, do you remember the 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.560 Insight Bowl from like nine years ago? I believe Iowa 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:56.840 was me. He doesn't. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.480 Shout out to the Insight Bowl fans out their insight 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:06.120 dot com bowl. It's right, the wow shout out copper Ball. 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.920 The the wire cam broke, that's. 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:11.400 Right, fell. 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.640 In fact, there was a stoppage. That's just like, that's 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:17.040 one up, one up, one up. I'm getting so many points. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.240 If the wirecam falls, don't hurt anybody, wirecam? 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:25.040 So does it count? If the pylon cam gets blown up? No, 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:28.120 I mean that's gonna happen in a separate direction. If 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:31.560 that's the only camera that we have available to watch 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:31.920 the game. 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:34.440 If we're squinting at something forty yards away with the 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.680 pylon cam, yes, that counts. 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:37.080 Okay. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:40.080 Otherwise, if the pilon cam is gonna it's gonna get hit. 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.880 Sean McDonough via Skype is one of the funnier things. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:48.160 McDonough has been kidnapped. That counts if de Seaun McDonald 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:56.640 still yeah, he does, okay. Next pick. Next pick is 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.960 a personal favorite, maybe not just for me, but for 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:05.360 many in the room. I select Mac Brown aka Old Dog, 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:10.880 New Tricks, New Tricks Balance. So I must I must 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:15.440 be very specific, very specific. We did a pick last 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:18.360 year where we talked about Scott Frost going back home 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.600 to Lincoln, Nebraska, Welcome Home Scott Frost, and we knew 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.480 that that was going to be like a tired story. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:25.320 Everyone is going to talk about welcome home Scot where 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:28.120 they're gon fly banners on the stadium right, And we said, 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.920 rather than that, we need to see a picture of 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:34.000 Scott Frost from back in his playing days with a 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:35.840 shirt a little too short and there must be a 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:39.040 belly button show. You gotta see that. So I am 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.120 kind of building on that, and I'm saying Mac Brown 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.360 in any kind of published works, I don't care if 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.120 it's digital traditional. We need to see his nabel. No 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:51.960 that what we're saying, No, no, no, yeah, different, different, Okay, 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:56.280 it needs to contain both the phrase old dog and 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:57.200 new tricks. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:59.480 Old dog, new tricks, Old dog and new tricks. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.240 So here's the deal with one Mac Brown. As I'm 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:04.240 sure many of the room know, Mac Brown has not 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:05.800 coached since twenty thirteen. 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:10.880 Wow, he was probably really good, though when debatable a 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:16.400 couple I heard some groans. Its case, McCoy put his 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:20.280 uniform on correctly as far as I know all the time. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.760 It has been twenty two years since he was last 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:29.560 at UNC. They decided that in lieu of Flarry Fedora 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:33.160 and whatever went on during Larry Fedora's time in Chapel Hill. 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:35.600 We're gonna go back to the well. We're gonna go 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:39.040 back to what worked before twenty two years ago, and 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:42.080 we're gonna hire Mac Brown. Now, every college football reporter 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.440 that I have read who has interviewed Mack Brown or 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:45.800 has gone down to check I went down to the 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.960 Chapel Hill to talk to Mac Brown, see what's going on. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:53.400 Everybody comes away intoxicated by this charm offensive that Mac 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:54.320 Brown is so good at What. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.480 Do they say about his true freshman quarterback Sam Howell? 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:59.360 A little bit of Baker Mayfield to him all the 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:00.840 callback be the first. 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:05.000 Time, but you know, now he's like got people kind 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:06.880 of on his side, and I hope it works for him, 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.639 because everybody likes Mac Brown. But he's kind of like 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.920 going to a spread offense and he's going to try 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:16.200 out a defensive coordinator from Army yep, and just it 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.720 feels like he is the old dogs trying some new tricks, 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:21.639 but I'm not sure they're going to work right at you, 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.280 And I'm not sure he has the people to run 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:24.439 what he wants to run. Right. 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:29.680 We got Bobby Patrina going back to Louisville. Great, as 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:34.240 far as I remember, everything went well, Oh no, oh no, no, no, 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:36.880 they didn't cut super well, feed you out the feed. 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:40.920 I'm a little bit worried, not that North Carolina feels 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.640 burned by him leaving, but coming back after he told 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:47.200 them I found a better looking lady, and now he's 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:49.160 coming back and he realized maybe this is the lady 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.160 for him. I'm a little bit worried that it's going 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:56.280 to go kind of you know, rocky direction, sooner rather 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:58.600 than later. I'm scared of heights, and sometimes when I 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:00.040 go up to the top of a water slide, I 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:01.440 get up there, I'm like, no, it's not for me. 0:18:01.800 --> 0:18:03.960 And I think that's gonna happen at some point with 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:07.000 Mac Brown, because he's I don't think he fully realizes 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:09.000 what coaching in twenty nineteen. 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:12.120 Is going to entail at a powerhouse sixty seven years old, 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.520 I believe. Yeah, so this is clearly non intended to 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:17.919 be like a long, long term move. Better looking than 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:24.399 Randy Edzel on the right. Maybe yeah, oh I saw it. 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.680 Maybe I didn't say the definitively wow, no brainer to me. Okay, 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:31.480 but I'm curious to see how this goes, because you 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:34.000 know the game, it's always the thing when an old 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:36.440 coach comes back, Like, first off, any coaching changes a 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:38.760 bit of a coin flip, right, and then secondly, when 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:41.399 you bring the old coach back, it's like a double 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.840 coin flip to see if he's still he's still got it. 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:46.600 So I envisioned this being the kind of thing that 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:51.119 Tom Rinaldi just loves. Oh my god, Tom red this 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:54.080 is This is exactly Rinaldi Port. Where we're gonna have 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:57.880 like it's either something that doesn't google Rinaldi Port. Don't 0:18:57.920 --> 0:18:59.760 do that, please don't. 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.840 But we're gonna have a situation on college game day 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:03.919 where it's. 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:07.520 Like, can you teach this old dog you can tricks? Yeah, 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:09.600 it's gonna happen. I think it's gonna get weird. 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:11.560 This is a secretly good pick, right, Alright, here's the 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:14.520 full list of recent people who have come back to 0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:22.359 previous jobs and really killed it. Bill Snyder, Okay, there's 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:22.760 the list. 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:25.200 Yeah. I think I think it'll be fun for a 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:28.000 little while and then it's gonna get weird, probably like tonight, 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:28.760 probably tonight. 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:32.080 Yeah, all right, I'm up for again. Aren't I yes, 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:33.280 you are snaked, all right. 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:40.880 I love this pic. You love every pick I love. 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:44.840 That's a problem children with my next pick I select. 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:50.600 I like the drama building. Here's good. You can fits 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:57.960 palpable Garrett's Gilbert I select going to the storm radar 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:03.880 in the midst of a lightning delay. Yeah, now you're 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:09.159 a secret meteorologist, so this really very secret. But so 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:11.159 here's my thing. And I was thinking about this on 0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:12.439 the long drive up here. 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:17.280 I don't ever remember when we were younger there being 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:19.800 such thing as a lightning delay in a football game. 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:23.639 It wasn't until the millennial, Star Day Millennial. 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.200 It wasn't until the millennials took over that this was 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:29.760 the thing books. Yeah, And so inevitably what happens is 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:32.520 there's like a storm delay, right, it's like, oh okay, 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:33.960 Like we've. 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:36.879 Asked the fans to shelter go into the corridor, and 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.320 the players have been like there're been like nine hour 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:41.920 games that have transpired over the last five years or so, 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:46.520 and there's always that scene where they got to like, well, 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:48.640 we have nothing to show here. We can go back 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:50.879 to the to the studio, but we need to at 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:53.600 least give fans some expectation for when this when we 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:55.840 can start this thing back up again, right, And then 0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:56.720 they go to the radar. 0:20:56.920 --> 0:20:58.840 They always go to the radar, and they do they 0:20:58.880 --> 0:21:01.119 have a professional looking at the radar. 0:21:01.240 --> 0:21:04.000 Now, no, no, I'll get to the exception. 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:07.200 But they always have somebody looking at the radar and 0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:09.879 they're reading off of whatever the National Weather Service has 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:12.200 told them for how long it might be. 0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:12.879 The guild. 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:14.800 They can get people Weather Service in one ear and 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:16.480 then somebody on the ground at the game in the 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:20.240 other ear, and whatever they're saying makes no sense and 0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:22.119 we have no idea what's going on, and they only 0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:22.920 make it more difficult. 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:25.159 So you don't have the meteorologists pointing, you have the 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:28.399 weather guy pointing at the radar. All you have is 0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:31.000 just a stationary radar that's sort of moving and you 0:21:31.080 --> 0:21:33.880 don't really know what to make of it. And sometimes, 0:21:33.960 --> 0:21:35.439 if you're lucky, maybe we can go to the next 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:40.560 slide tailor. It's always him. We mentioned Chris Conner before. 0:21:40.560 --> 0:21:42.719 I don't believe he's even doing studio this year. That's 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:43.720 what Adam and he told us. 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:45.639 We asked him to make sure, and it was like 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:47.720 that joke's not gonna land, but it kind of did. 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:50.040 It's like they might go to him as he's doing 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.720 ACC network game. It's just real weird being right under 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:55.920 his chin. It's a big Chris Cotter. Yeah, but you know, 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:58.440 they always go to somebody back in the studio because 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:00.480 they don't know what else to do trying to read 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:04.520 the radar. The only exception is Mike Terrico. Is he good? 0:22:04.720 --> 0:22:05.840 Have you heard Mike Terico? Do? 0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:09.880 I watched Notre Dame games. I watched football. 0:22:14.400 --> 0:22:19.640 Underneath about to college. Mike to Rico is astoundedly good 0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:20.280 at doing the weather. 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:23.840 I believe that he knows like how cells move, and like, 0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:26.280 oh yeah, he's really. 0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:28.680 Into the weather. Whenever he's done it during Notre Dame games, 0:22:28.800 --> 0:22:32.280 lightning delay, anything like that. Mike Rico must see TV 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:35.120 knows his weather, to say the least. 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:37.920 So that's the only exception when this is like, could 0:22:38.000 --> 0:22:40.320 we go to Chris Cotter while he's calling a game 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:43.040 for the ACC network, because who's actually going to know 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:46.000 that he's calling a game for the ACC network. Everybody 0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:49.320 pumped for the ACC Network in this room. See, yeah, yeah, 0:22:49.960 --> 0:22:51.720 ACC is just acceptable. 0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:56.800 That's fine. Chris Cotter. Yeah, maybe doing the lightning delays. 0:22:56.880 --> 0:22:58.760 Maybe not, but this is the kind of thing that 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:00.960 happens like once or twice every year. I love it 0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:03.000 so much, and I love it every time it happens. 0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:03.560 It's sure. 0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:05.240 Do you think was there there was a movie with 0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:08.480 said Gerard Butler who was trying to control the weather. 0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:11.320 It was a sci fi movie geos. 0:23:11.520 --> 0:23:16.920 Yes. I just reminded me, Oh, that's the whole If 0:23:16.960 --> 0:23:20.160 that could change things for for the situation, I'm going I'm. 0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:24.639 Going with storm radar. Okay, I like that radar, but 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:32.040 I'm gonna go mostly next pick. Here we go. What 0:23:32.240 --> 0:23:36.760 is the next pick? Oh? This is a good one. 0:23:36.840 --> 0:23:39.960 Okay, it's Chris Connor. It's Chris Connor. 0:23:40.240 --> 0:23:43.240 Is this the right order? All right? Just put it 0:23:43.280 --> 0:23:44.360 on the screen. What's the next pick? 0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:51.560 Yeah, it doesn't say that, right, doesn't. 0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:53.520 Did I mess it up? I think you did? Okay. 0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:55.760 So this this story came out a few weeks ago 0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:57.840 that LSU got a new football facility. I think it 0:23:57.960 --> 0:24:00.720 was money donated from alone was paid for the new 0:24:00.760 --> 0:24:01.480 football stelity. 0:24:01.480 --> 0:24:03.639 Everybody got up in arms like they have. 0:24:03.760 --> 0:24:06.760 Sleep pods, and everybody's like, that's so cool that they 0:24:06.800 --> 0:24:10.000 have sleep pods. Nobody had heard of sleep pods before 0:24:10.160 --> 0:24:12.320 LSU had sleep pods. And you know what's better than 0:24:12.359 --> 0:24:13.439 a sleepod that looks like. 0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:17.040 That, a bed? A bed is so much better. You 0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:17.920 know what else is better? 0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:22.159 Probably a beanbag chair and one thousand dollars in your 0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:26.239 pocket and every I mean, raise your hand if you'd 0:24:26.320 --> 0:24:28.119 rather have a beanbag and a thousand dollars in your 0:24:28.119 --> 0:24:35.840 probet there it is, okay. I don't know what a sleephotted. 0:24:36.000 --> 0:24:39.399 It seems kind of uncomfortable. And we are going to 0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:41.760 hear about sleepods because we're going to be seeing LSU's 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:45.879 new locker room in perpetuity as teams figure out what 0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:49.520 to spend money on, Like this is the problem, right, 0:24:49.720 --> 0:24:55.680 locker rooms and the training table and luxury athletic trainers everything. 0:24:55.480 --> 0:24:56.760 And we have sleep pods. 0:24:57.280 --> 0:25:01.720 We're going to get luxurious gyms, to get luxurious cafeterias. 0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:04.280 They're going to run out of things and then they're 0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:09.600 just going to have to give them American dollars, which 0:25:09.760 --> 0:25:10.359 seems okay. 0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:15.800 Do you remember when having a like iPad that showed 0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:18.400 your NAE Like I can't speak from experience, yeah, obviously, 0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:21.600 but after right, do you remember when it was a 0:25:21.640 --> 0:25:24.800 big deal to have the iPad right with the player's 0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:28.240 name digitally on the line. I can shazam right from 0:25:28.280 --> 0:25:31.320 my locker. It was amazing. Yes, and now we're at 0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:34.320 this point where it's like locker rooms are going to 0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:36.160 turn into the new prom post slides. 0:25:36.520 --> 0:25:40.119 Everyone is trying to outdo right each other, and it 0:25:40.200 --> 0:25:41.240 can't go to a good place. 0:25:41.600 --> 0:25:43.720 I mean, it's in Clemson. It's a play place. 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:48.560 It's a McDonald's backyard, and that's apparently what college kids 0:25:48.600 --> 0:25:49.400 want slides. 0:25:49.680 --> 0:25:51.159 I don't know. Something has cost me. 0:25:51.240 --> 0:25:53.640 It's a brewster's million situations, like asking his money quick. 0:25:53.640 --> 0:25:55.639 We got to spend the money real quick. Sleep pods. 0:25:55.800 --> 0:25:57.240 How has Oregon spent their money? 0:25:57.400 --> 0:26:01.840 They bought responsibly and suitably maturely. 0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:04.440 I don't know why you would bring up Oregon. Well, 0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:05.320 they've got all the new. 0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:07.360 Uniforms and it seems like they sort of play into 0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:10.199 this one like one up. And do they have all 0:26:10.320 --> 0:26:12.040 Brazilian walnut in their facilities? 0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:12.480 Maybe? 0:26:13.440 --> 0:26:18.040 Maybe, but that's okay, that's all ridiculous. Facility upgrades are 0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:21.440 definitely the kind of thing that draws attention during like 0:26:21.520 --> 0:26:25.560 college game day, yes, or you know, there's a stoppage 0:26:25.600 --> 0:26:28.160 of play somehow, Someway and Chris. 0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:30.119 Fowlers like, you know, they just upgrade the facilities this 0:26:30.200 --> 0:26:34.159 past year. They've got a ballpit. Now see, I'd be 0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:36.360 okay with that. I'm fine with a ballpit. 0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:38.840 But I'm just saying, it's like we're gonna constantly. 0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:41.040 Now. Can you imagine one of the culture one of 0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:41.879 those commercials. 0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:43.480 So we talked this was a fantasy thing a couple 0:26:43.480 --> 0:26:45.600 of years ago, where it was like anytime there's a 0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:50.320 commercial featuring a microscope and somebody dancing for a college 0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:52.160 that counted as fantasy things. 0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:53.919 And it turns out every. 0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:57.800 University commercial features a microscope and somebody dancing. 0:26:58.200 --> 0:26:59.720 The arts is dance. 0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:03.320 How many of these if you could see in your 0:27:03.359 --> 0:27:08.399 mind a commercial that's microscope, somebody is playing sports, somebody 0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:11.680 is you know, writing in a tutoring session, and there's 0:27:11.720 --> 0:27:13.399 a bunch of three hundred pound dudes in. 0:27:13.400 --> 0:27:13.960 A ball pit. 0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:18.480 I'm listening, That's all I'm saying. If I'm sixteen, like, 0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:22.040 I like microphones dancing involved this, So it's it's singing 0:27:22.119 --> 0:27:22.440 my name. 0:27:22.720 --> 0:27:24.760 So I'm okay with that. I like that, Okay, I 0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:27.159 do all right? We should do an update. Yeah, here 0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.159 we go. Let's take a look. All right. 0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:32.680 We've got urban rumors, old dog mac which don't google 0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:33.960 that either, No, I don't. 0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:36.240 We've got the lightning radar and. 0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:39.760 We got my lid them. Do you like your team 0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:42.959 right now better than my team? Well? 0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:46.080 Yes, well I don't even have to say it. What 0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:50.400 what pick do you like better? Whoever said that? Yeah? 0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:54.160 Rivers is strong, boring, but strong. It is boring, It's 0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:57.960 very strong. Yeah, what's okay? If you like my team better, 0:27:59.080 --> 0:27:59.520 let's hear it. 0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:05.560 All right. And if you like my team. 0:28:07.840 --> 0:28:08.200 All right? 0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:21.320 Clarification question, yeah you may yes, no, No. 0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:28.359 Specific to l s U players in uncomfortable looking rectangles. Yeah, 0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:32.720 I was just gonna talk about BUCkies, all right. I'm 0:28:32.840 --> 0:28:34.840 clearly established dominance in the room. 0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:37.800 I have a good feeling about this. Next pick, This 0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:41.440 one goes to mister Dan Rubenstein. Is this my favorite? 0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:45.080 This is my this is sleeper? 0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:52.600 The pick is Marty Smith committing to a bit. If 0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:54.880 anybody in this room can tell me what Marty Smith's 0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:58.360 actual job is, I'm just gonna call you a liar 0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:04.160 because nobody knows Marty Smith wears quarter zips. Explains southern 0:29:04.240 --> 0:29:06.560 cooking to somebody goes to Italy. 0:29:06.800 --> 0:29:07.760 Yeah, he and Tim. 0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:13.440 Tebo get haircuts together. He goes to Dubai because there's 0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:18.440 a Georgia fan maybe working there. And I don't know 0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:19.719 what his job is. I don't know if he has 0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:21.640 a LinkedIn and how he describes it. And I'm going 0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:24.720 to this is one hundred percent genuine. I love Marty Smith. 0:29:25.040 --> 0:29:27.200 I love somebody that I'm not really sure what he does. 0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:30.480 He seems charting charming. Everybody says he's really nice and 0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:34.200 really kind to people, but it appears that he just 0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:37.360 wears tight suits and doesn't eat carbs and likes things 0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:39.880 below Maryland. 0:29:40.480 --> 0:29:44.200 So right, that would be the Mason Dixon life. Yeah, 0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:44.560 thank you. 0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:48.360 Yeah, So there's there's something about Marty Smith as he 0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:51.760 goes across mostly the South. I don't know if you've 0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:54.280 ever seen a picture of him before he had the beard. 0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.680 It's very scary when he comes against part Is. Yeah, 0:29:57.200 --> 0:29:58.160 he's very different looking. 0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:01.160 So true true story on that point. Marty Smith has 0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:03.680 a cult following. Yeah, he has a heart of falling. 0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:05.360 Because we've been to National champs, We've been to like 0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:07.080 some of these bowl games where Marty Smith is there. 0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:09.880 He's sort of walking around and like he can't go 0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:12.800 four feet without someone asking, can we have a selfie 0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:15.800 with you? Marty correct? Love your work, worst man? Yeah, 0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:18.680 what I'll say about him? And again I've heard the 0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:22.080 same stuff. Everyone loves Marty Smith. He's a fashionable dude 0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:24.280 because he wears all the fashion trends all the time. 0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.560 At the same time, he is the pioneer, the pioneer 0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:30.800 who brought the sneaker. The studio host sneaker trend like 0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:33.360 sneaker and suits, right, he is the one who brought 0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:34.040 that to ESPN. 0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:36.320 Like an adorable little usher at a wedding that is 0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:37.920 wearing Chucks with the suit. 0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:40.760 That is correct. Marty Smith is like the grown up version. 0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:41.480 That is correct. 0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:46.960 He is the three year old usher after dark. Yeah again, 0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:49.920 we love Marty Smith. We love, love, love Marty Smith. 0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:52.480 I just he commits to bits during the NBA Draft 0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:54.440 and this won't count because it's not college football. But 0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:56.240 he was down in New Orleans when they took Zion 0:30:56.280 --> 0:31:01.000 Williamson and he crowdsurfed through the French court after they 0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:05.120 took him. Nobody goes to Pelicans games, but Marty Smith 0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:08.080 is there to be crowd surf during the NBA Draft. 0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:10.240 It has a little bit of a bear grills feel 0:31:10.280 --> 0:31:12.600 to it, where it's like, sure, I'll drink my own pea. 0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:13.800 Like where did this come from? 0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:16.920 Why not? Why not? I guess Yeah. He does commit 0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:18.600 to it, he does go for it. 0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:20.960 And so there is there's something that he just randomly 0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:23.720 on game day is going to appear randomly during a 0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:26.840 game in again a quarter zip and a scarf and 0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:30.760 dressy sneakers and all sorts of deful It's the same 0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:32.959 time he'll show up next to Tim Tebow and they 0:31:32.960 --> 0:31:35.720 both have their like side shaved gel cone. I don't 0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:38.960 know what to call that hairstyle. It sounds like a 0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:42.280 handle you would call yourself encounter strike side. 0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:46.200 Shave gel cone. But I just love it. I love 0:31:46.240 --> 0:31:47.480 every bit of it. Look at Marty Smith. 0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:48.240 He's a charman guy. 0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:59.600 He is okay him? Yeah, all right, next pick, I 0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:02.160 want to talk a little bit, if we could get 0:32:02.200 --> 0:32:06.320 serious for a second. Yeah, about coaches when their hair 0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:12.720 goes roke. Yeah, let's have this conversation in earnest. It's 0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:15.880 a friendly room. We can have this suscession. So a 0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:22.120 couple of years ago, Bigger Kraken from King Pit. 0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:22.320 Right. 0:32:22.400 --> 0:32:26.720 Yeah, a few years ago I drafted Mike Gundy's hair, 0:32:29.000 --> 0:32:29.600 and I think. 0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:33.040 That was before he grew the mullet, wasn't it. Yeah, 0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:35.200 you like hairlines. There's something about you and hairlines. 0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:35.680 You love that. 0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:39.800 Bob Diaco, former Notre Dame defensive coordinator, very strong hairlines. 0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:43.680 Yeah, oklah heah analyst. He took a hardball, yeah, yeah, no, 0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:46.240 his socks down. Yeah, but I had this. I don't 0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:49.600 know why I drafted Mike Gundy's hair and then like 0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:53.240 a year later he grew a freaking mullet, and I 0:32:53.320 --> 0:32:56.320 had I was inundated with people riding in saying what 0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:58.320 did you like see this? 0:32:58.480 --> 0:32:59.200 Did you do? No? 0:32:59.440 --> 0:33:02.000 I don't know. So I thought this would be a 0:33:02.040 --> 0:33:03.880 good time. Now that it's been a few years, removed 0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:06.560 to sort of level set, let's just examine the coaching 0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:08.560 profession as a whole as it relates to hair. 0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.840 I'm just picturing you, like getting inside information for the 0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:16.320 fantasy things, calling barbers around still Water like you're on Billions, 0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:19.120 getting inside info before a stock hit. 0:33:19.320 --> 0:33:22.000 Talking about are you hearing about Gundy? Yeah? 0:33:22.360 --> 0:33:24.320 So, of course the hair on top of the head 0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:27.600 is the stuff that most visibly goes rope. The stuff 0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:30.200 that I'm most excited about is I think the movement 0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:33.800 we've seen in college football with facial hair. And I 0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:35.280 want to talk about Lovely Smith. 0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:35.479 A little bit. 0:33:35.680 --> 0:33:38.360 Holy hell, we don't have a picture of him at already, 0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:42.120 but imagine Shaved had big white puff. It's a sant 0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:44.560 of beard. Yeah, it's amazing. He grew it last year. 0:33:44.760 --> 0:33:47.960 It's like time stood still for that moment realizing that 0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:50.640 this is a real thing that's going to continue. But 0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:51.560 it wasn't just him. 0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:54.400 We've seen Larry Fedora grow a beard kind of at random, 0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:56.960 just to get a little edgy. We've seen Mark ricked. 0:33:57.000 --> 0:33:58.880 I think when Mark Rick left Georgia he was trying 0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:01.200 to break out of his shell little bit going down 0:34:01.240 --> 0:34:02.560 to z Alma Mater at Miami. 0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.680 All of a sudden he's got a little peach fuzz here. 0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:08.120 So I'm just kind of curious what twenty nineteen might 0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:10.719 bring as it relates to coaching hair. Dan. Yeah, well, 0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:12.080 Manny Diaz is going to be up there. 0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:14.480 He's going to be up there because he has like 0:34:14.560 --> 0:34:17.919 the one o'clock shadow, where after lunch it starts coming 0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:19.840 in and so he just might have a mustache one 0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:23.000 day without even realizing it. I appreciate that the going 0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:26.160 rogue thing is grace because sometimes it's it's pretty easy 0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:28.640 to keep a beer trimmed or a mustache trimmed or whatever. 0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:31.160 Sometimes coaches make deals with players that they won't shave 0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:33.080 until they lose that kind of thing, which I think 0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:36.040 is pretty endearing and fun. It brings everybody together. There's 0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:38.680 something about Dana Holgerson. This is an older picture, but 0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:41.320 there's something about his hair that he's not willing to 0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:49.320 give up on that seems equal parts amazing confidence. Ladies 0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:52.480 love a confident man. Sure, and also that his hair 0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:55.520 is like a group of fans escaping a lightning delay, 0:34:55.880 --> 0:34:59.279 like oh god, no, no, oh god, oh no, and 0:34:59.400 --> 0:34:59.880 he's okay. 0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:01.800 Picture. Yeah, it's a great picture. 0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:04.600 So yeah, I don't know which coaches specifically, because I 0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:07.640 think coaches are getting a little bit more. They're paying 0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:10.440 more attention to their grooming and their personal detail. 0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:13.320 As I don't know, it's such a weird conversation. It 0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:14.319 won't be Mac Brown. Nothing. 0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:17.200 Nothing's going rogue about Mac Brown. No, no, no no. 0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:19.640 And you know what else I appreciate this is actually 0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:22.120 this is going against you. At the same time, both 0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:24.680 Tom Herman and PJ. Fleck were really. 0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:28.120 Losing and they cleaned it up. They cleaned it up. Yeah, 0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:30.719 he's holding on. He's hold on. He's holding on, He's 0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:32.880 hold on. He brought the show down here to Texas 0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:35.959 r Yeah, he did, so we'll see it. Yeah, that's right. Okay, 0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:40.040 I guess I don't. Yeah, it's silent. Yeah, okay. So 0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:41.960 I'm excited to see what the future may hold for. 0:35:42.000 --> 0:35:44.920 Anybody else you think is gonna go rogue facial hair wise, 0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:46.040 anybody you'd like to see. 0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:47.920 I would like to see what Steve Dazio could do 0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:50.040 if you just let it go up Toeah. Oh my god, no, 0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:53.279 because he's because he's like mister cleanup top right. I 0:35:53.360 --> 0:35:54.600 want to see if he just like, you know what 0:35:55.080 --> 0:35:57.680 it would be like. It would be like flying over 0:35:57.760 --> 0:35:58.879 a Dakota at nights. 0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:01.399 You'd see a little light here, it's a little light there, 0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:02.800 little forrests. 0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:05.239 I don't think it's great. I don't think hear it. 0:36:05.360 --> 0:36:07.879 Coaching hair going wrong, coaching hair going wrong. Okay, next 0:36:07.960 --> 0:36:16.560 pick for my next pick, is it Marty Smith. No, 0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:19.960 I am going to select announcers who gush a little 0:36:19.960 --> 0:36:25.160 bit too much about a upcoming network TV show. 0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:27.359 This is my favorite, I lied. 0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:31.640 So, so here's the way this works. Okay, they come 0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:35.919 back from commercial and inevitably, Chris Fowler Adam Amine our friend, 0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:38.480 somebody is handed a Q card and it's got a 0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:41.640 script on it, and it's talking about a show, any 0:36:41.719 --> 0:36:44.440 show that that network has to try and promote. You 0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:47.800 want to coach, and there's quant of thanking. There's no 0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:51.279 way that you can go from that read back into 0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:55.080 the game without a very long and awkward, pregnant pause. 0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:58.759 Yeah, Brad Nesler's pretty smooth, but even he when he's 0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:03.600 like a half man, there's Yeah, it's Charlie And. 0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:07.040 What happens in that pregnant pause is what I'm talking 0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:09.560 about right here. Yeah, because last season, I don't know 0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:11.640 how many Notre Damers we have in the room here, 0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:18.360 but last season no settle down. Last season, during the 0:37:18.440 --> 0:37:21.480 Notre Dame games, Doug Flutie was all in on a 0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:25.120 show called Manifest. This is true. You've told me about 0:37:25.160 --> 0:37:29.360 this many times. He was all in on Manifest. And 0:37:29.600 --> 0:37:32.640 here's why this is a sleeper pick. Yeah, what is Manifest? 0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:33.520 By the way. I don't know. 0:37:34.000 --> 0:37:36.560 It's like, I think it's like Lost, but yeah, on 0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:42.480 NBC it's Diet Lost. Yes, yeah, they renewed Lost for 0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:45.000 or excuse me, they renewed Manifest for season. 0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:50.600 Two, as we all know. But Doug Flutie is like 0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:52.839 all in on this thing, man, He's like, well, that's 0:37:53.400 --> 0:37:55.919 I can't wait to watch next week. Can you believe 0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:58.680 what's going on there? No one's watching, No one's watched 0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:02.200 that show. They decided to renew it. Doug Flutie's gonna gush. 0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:04.759 And I'm telling you, if you watch college football with 0:38:04.840 --> 0:38:07.520 any regularity, Doug Fluodie is not the only one doing it. 0:38:07.640 --> 0:38:10.240 He might be the worst of doing it because's Doug Flutie. 0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:12.239 Now, but he's not the only one out there who 0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:14.640 is doing this where there's that long pause and it's. 0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:20.879 Like, let's talk about Quantico. Why like Quantico Priak? She's great, right, Yeah, 0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:21.759 you're watching. 0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:25.919 Blue Bloods there, Gary, he always is. Gary Danielson loves 0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:28.560 blue Bloods. Everybody knows that about Gary. 0:38:29.760 --> 0:38:29.960 Yeah. 0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:31.759 I enjoy this a lot because a lot of them 0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:34.719 are older and they're watching Network TV that's pretty much 0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:37.520 pointed at them, and they have something to say. But 0:38:37.640 --> 0:38:39.560 Doug Flutie's enthusiasm is startling. 0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:43.680 It is startling. Yeah, it's it's a little I can't 0:38:43.719 --> 0:38:45.480 talk about Doug Flootie the straight vase. Why not? 0:38:47.360 --> 0:38:51.240 Sometimes really sometime I like him when he does this, Okay, 0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:52.560 that's when it's exciting. 0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:55.520 Doug Flooty just goes out of his way to overcompliment 0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:57.000 O posing quarterbacks at all times. 0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:00.200 When I was finding this beautiful imagery and look up 0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:02.879 Doug Flutie, I discovered that there was a change dot 0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:04.560 org petition to remove. 0:39:04.360 --> 0:39:08.560 Him from Notre Dame fans, and it was started in 0:39:08.640 --> 0:39:10.560 this section. I yes, I don't know. 0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:14.960 I don't know why somebody would go to that extent 0:39:15.320 --> 0:39:19.120 to remove Doug fluti from Notre Dame games. But somebody's 0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:21.080 grandparent has a lot of time on their hands. 0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:27.319 All right, I'm good. Next next pick. 0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:33.359 This is really good and it also technically includes Marty 0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:39.400 Smith because it is when broadcaster promos not promos, they 0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:43.879 promote a non household brand. Let me explain it sounds 0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:47.000 a little bit con for this. So kirk Herbstreet does 0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:49.239 commercials for Eckridge Sausage. 0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:52.759 Had anybody I hadn't had anybody. 0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:53.600 Heard of Acreage sausage? 0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:55.399 Wow? 0:39:55.640 --> 0:39:58.640 Wow, seventeen people, okay have heard. I looked it up 0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:01.000 and it's owned by E and then it's owned by 0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:03.319 somebody else, then owned by somebody else, and now it's 0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:06.440 owned by a giant Chinese conglomerate. So that's who Kark 0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:10.800 hurbent Street is doing sausage commercials for. And then I's 0:40:10.800 --> 0:40:12.800 really wrong with that, but that's what he's doing it for. 0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:19.560 It's fine the Shanghai Pork Meat Corp. But then getting 0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:22.120 in on the action Marty Smith is now doing Is 0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:23.840 he in there too? Marty Smith is in on the 0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:26.040 admitting to the bit once more. And then I dug 0:40:26.080 --> 0:40:28.960 a little bit deeper, Rhys Davis and Molly McGrath doing 0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:30.839 beverage DELI meats. 0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:32.959 Dug a little bit. 0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:37.359 Further, and I remembered Aaron Andrews was doing true biotics, 0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:39.359 which is a fancy way of saying pills that help 0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:43.720 you poop. And I think for a long time ESPN 0:40:43.800 --> 0:40:47.239 didn't allow its on air talent to advertise things. They 0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:49.719 wanted to keep it real straight. It's sort of like 0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:51.520 the NBA, sort of like the NCUBA. 0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:52.640 Then they said go for it. 0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:54.439 And An Andrews was like, I know my first move. 0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:59.000 I thought they'd never let me, but here I go. 0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:02.279 And then I saw there was a Laura Rutledge and 0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:06.160 tie who also appears in this commercial, Marty Smith. 0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:09.640 That's what Marty Smith does. It was for Academy Sports 0:41:09.680 --> 0:41:12.800 and Outdoors. It was a very bad commercial. But I 0:41:12.880 --> 0:41:14.319 feel like we're going to be getting more and more 0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:16.160 of these. I feel like we're going to be getting 0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:21.080 more of these endorsements of non A list brands. And 0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:23.080 I always really, I mean, it goes back to Aaron 0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:25.560 Andrews for me, because that was just out of nowhere 0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:27.600 because if you remember, the commercial was all of them 0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:30.200 playing a flag football game, yes, and tying. 0:41:29.960 --> 0:41:31.480 It back to probiotic pills. 0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:33.160 I don't remember exactly how it worked. 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:34.960 There was like a huddle involved. 0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:37.759 And going deep and it all was very confusing, and 0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:39.200 I think we're going to be getting more of that. 0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:42.640 Didn't Jen Brown do something too? Probably she was working 0:41:42.760 --> 0:41:45.840 she was doing something for like a supplemental company. It's like, 0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:48.160 you're right, it's sort of like a thing now that 0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:50.880 I think we're seeing more of the acridge sauce. I 0:41:50.960 --> 0:41:53.800 can't even say it a Gridge Sausage. Yeah, that's weird. 0:41:54.360 --> 0:41:55.880 It is a little bit weird. I mean when I 0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:56.600 think about what is. 0:41:56.600 --> 0:41:58.600 The tie in between Kirk Kirbstreet and the sauce? 0:41:58.719 --> 0:42:00.160 Right, And when the first thing you think about with 0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:03.840 encased meats, you shouldn't be Kirk Herbstreet. 0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:08.120 To me, it should be something like a barbecue pit 0:42:08.239 --> 0:42:10.000 master or somebody like that. I mean, part of. 0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:13.440 Getting the spokesperson is having somebody who you think will 0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:14.400 help sell the product. 0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:16.720 Right, isn't a by that because. 0:42:16.560 --> 0:42:19.840 Of Kirk kurb Street, Not that I know of, But 0:42:20.000 --> 0:42:21.160 maybe I don't know why doing. 0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:24.480 This is my voice, like I have questions about these things. Yeah, 0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:25.680 I don't. I don't think they are. 0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.719 But I look forward to see, Like if we're going 0:42:28.800 --> 0:42:31.320 down another run of sausage, is it Joel Klatt? 0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:32.480 Which is. 0:42:34.040 --> 0:42:37.000 I mean, is Joel Klatt diet Herb Street is a 0:42:37.080 --> 0:42:38.200 Bible study Herbstreet? 0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:40.960 I don't know. Yeah, So we'll see. 0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:43.480 I mean, I'm excited to see where this goes, is 0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:46.240 what I'm telling you. Because when it comes to sausage, 0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:49.680 as all of our parents know, everything's. 0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:52.120 On the table. If here is the question that Taylor posed, 0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:55.440 Yeah before we came over here today. If you had 0:42:55.520 --> 0:43:00.480 to pick a one off brand, yeah for you that 0:43:00.600 --> 0:43:03.560 you would be the spokesperson for what would it be? Uh? 0:43:03.760 --> 0:43:06.120 It would be a cold brewer? I mean the brand 0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:07.040 would I think it was? 0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:07.200 What? 0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:07.480 Did I? 0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:11.719 It was like Oxo? They make a cold brewer. And 0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:13.839 speaking of what Aaron Andrews. 0:43:13.520 --> 0:43:16.839 Pills do, the cold brew is great. The cold brew 0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:21.359 is wonderful. Is David Sunflower Seeds? Enough? Off the off 0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:23.600 the radar? Ti Hilton ren for David, they're there? They 0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:24.560 lead the category? 0:43:24.719 --> 0:43:25.000 Do they? 0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:28.680 They lead the category? What about like Amazon Basics? That's 0:43:29.160 --> 0:43:29.760 that's terrible? 0:43:29.880 --> 0:43:30.000 Is that? 0:43:30.080 --> 0:43:32.600 The evil Empire cand that? Yeah? I'm Tie Hilton bran 0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:36.920 for USB cables. You need this and you kind of 0:43:36.920 --> 0:43:37.759 hate yourself. 0:43:37.480 --> 0:43:39.239 For buying it over and over again. That's why I'm 0:43:39.280 --> 0:43:43.799 Tie Hilton brands. Which one's lightning? Is it the same 0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:44.560 as thunderbolts? 0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:44.839 Yeah? 0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:46.840 I'm Ti Hilton brand for Amazon Basics. 0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:50.920 Who's to say? Is USBC the same as USB? 0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:55.200 Maybe that's for all our our cable nerds out there, 0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:57.440 Everyboddy shout out cable nerds. 0:43:58.200 --> 0:43:59.920 Okay, moving on, yeah, yeah, let's move on. 0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:06.879 Is my pick? 0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:09.120 I believe. So, oh my god, again this is. 0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:12.440 Terrible, all right with the next pick? Oh, this one 0:44:12.480 --> 0:44:13.040 I like a lot. 0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:14.000 The next pick. 0:44:14.120 --> 0:44:16.880 I am taking disrespect of small schools who are the 0:44:16.960 --> 0:44:19.480 only ones to offer somebody who finally gets a big 0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:21.480 offer that sounds like a word salad. 0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:22.040 It is. 0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:25.160 Sometimes you're watching a game and like, the only offer 0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:29.000 he got was from UT Chattanooga before Mississippi State swooped 0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:31.440 in at the last second, and you're thinking, oh, that's 0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:34.239 pretty cool Mississippi State offered him a scholarship. But also 0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:38.440 why the Chattanooga shade chattanoogho was all over this kid, 0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:41.839 chattanoog who wanted him? They were gonna celebrate him. Did 0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:45.319 you get an offer from Chattanooga? I didn't, So shout 0:44:45.360 --> 0:44:47.520 out to the Sacramento states of the world that are 0:44:47.600 --> 0:44:49.200 disrespected every single time. 0:44:49.280 --> 0:44:52.200 They're the only ones to offer a kid. Not to 0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:54.239 put you on the spot, is there is there a 0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:55.520 school that gave you an offer. 0:44:56.320 --> 0:45:00.239 I did have a conversation to play doubles tennis, you 0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:01.360 see San Diego. 0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:04.239 I'm an athlete Division three. 0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:07.960 Not really no, but like you remember when I used 0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:10.759 that specific example of UTY Chattanooga Mississippi State, because that's 0:45:10.840 --> 0:45:14.439 Nick Fitzgerald. Nick Fitzgerald. It was when he beat Texas 0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:14.719 A and M. 0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:17.239 Was that what happened? Yes? Yeah, sorry, sorry guys. 0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:21.480 Wait, so are you A wanting to give your A 0:45:21.520 --> 0:45:23.480 and M fans or happy that A and M lost 0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:27.319 to like the SEC's worst quarterback? Okay, just making sure, 0:45:27.640 --> 0:45:30.600 just making sure, same page. I liked that moment a 0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:32.880 lot because Dan Mullen, then Mississippi State coach, had a 0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:36.080 cigar in his mouth and was reminiscing about how the 0:45:36.200 --> 0:45:38.160 only offer was Chattanooga. 0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:40.440 And then after that game in. 0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:42.440 Which Nick Fitzgerald was really good and he ran all 0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:46.399 over A and M gigham, he was real bad. 0:45:46.520 --> 0:45:48.239 He was sort of the worst quarterback in the SEC. 0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:52.560 He looked like a Chattanooga quarterback, which is fine. 0:45:52.680 --> 0:45:54.680 Again, I don't think anybody in this room was offered 0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:57.239 by Chattanoogle. But I just I don't want to stand 0:45:57.280 --> 0:45:58.040 for that disrespect. 0:45:58.160 --> 0:45:58.839 That's what I'm saying. 0:45:58.840 --> 0:46:00.640 I think it's gonna happen a lot because we know 0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:02.920 about the offers that are coming in for these players, 0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:05.400 and I'm just not standing for the small school disrespect. 0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:08.400 Small school disrespect. Yeah, how does this compare to like 0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:10.360 old school Michigan State disrespect. 0:46:10.880 --> 0:46:12.719 Oh, this is much worse because this is this is 0:46:12.760 --> 0:46:14.440 saying you don't belong in the conversation. 0:46:15.920 --> 0:46:16.400 That's all I have. 0:46:16.600 --> 0:46:21.040 Sacramento State, Yeah, this is it's it's disrespectful. I think 0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:23.560 this is a Sam Houston State player behind us Sam 0:46:23.640 --> 0:46:25.960 Houston State. Yeah, that's former Phil Longo. 0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:29.759 They're the with the K Bearcats with the K. Never 0:46:29.880 --> 0:46:31.439 forget that? Yes? Is that true? 0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:35.320 Is there an origin story to that? 0:46:35.880 --> 0:46:37.400 Or they're just like fuck it, We're going with the K. 0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:42.719 How do we stand out? Ideas? Ideas ideas? Go with 0:46:42.800 --> 0:46:47.080 the K? Okay? All right, and that's how it happened. 0:46:47.719 --> 0:46:50.120 Right now. I don't want the disrespect. I like small schools. 0:46:50.200 --> 0:46:52.200 I mean, we can do a Patriot League lightning round 0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:52.480 right here. 0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:57.839 And right now we've gotten some we've gotten some letters. Yeah, 0:46:59.560 --> 0:47:01.440 all right, So I think I think we're on our 0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:03.680 last pick, last pick. Here, here we go, last pick. 0:47:08.239 --> 0:47:10.759 Has everybody heard of this song called Old Town Road? 0:47:12.480 --> 0:47:14.319 Wait me talking about you guys? Think about this other town? 0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:16.600 Sorry, this is a Jay Letton moment for you. That 0:47:16.719 --> 0:47:16.960 was good. 0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:18.719 Yeah, I'm turning into him. That's weird. 0:47:18.840 --> 0:47:22.840 Yeah, so I have to talk and admit about a 0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:25.360 G chat that you and I had. I heard this 0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:26.440 song on the way. 0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:29.640 Into work one day, the mysterious stage job, and I 0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:31.479 was like, whoa, Nas is back. 0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:38.560 That's typical ties like Nas is back, It's back Nas. 0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:40.840 And so I got in we had our normal G 0:47:41.000 --> 0:47:43.560 chat and Dan was like, no, no, this is Lil 0:47:43.680 --> 0:47:44.879 Nash okay. 0:47:45.040 --> 0:47:47.959 I do know it's the full name time will nas 0:47:48.160 --> 0:47:51.160 X excuse X, you need the X there? And then 0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:55.800 I'm like, is is this like a like a baby 0:47:55.880 --> 0:47:57.279 Got Back like ironic song? 0:47:57.360 --> 0:47:57.400 What? 0:47:57.560 --> 0:47:57.840 What is? 0:47:57.960 --> 0:48:02.280 What is going on with serious song? Him? Right, totally serious? Absolutely. 0:48:02.520 --> 0:48:03.319 Then I looked it up. 0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:08.719 Apparently there's a new genre called country rap okay, which 0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:11.120 is where they're putting this song. I mean, obviously, you 0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:15.600 don't celebrate the discography of Cowboy Troy, which fine, you 0:48:15.760 --> 0:48:19.959 do you? But some of us out here celebrate his works. 0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:21.480 I'm trying to become a little more culture. 0:48:21.560 --> 0:48:25.719 Yeah, And so then I dug a little deeper and 0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:28.440 I found that they've done four official remixes of this 0:48:28.600 --> 0:48:32.080 song and it's been number one on the Billboard Hot 0:48:32.120 --> 0:48:35.960 one hundred charts for nineteen consecutive weeks. Do you think 0:48:36.000 --> 0:48:38.320 there is any chance the Stanford band is not playing 0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:38.759 that song? 0:48:39.480 --> 0:48:43.439 They're definitely doing it poorly, but they're doing it. Let's 0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:45.520 the tech band, right, that is the tech band. 0:48:45.520 --> 0:48:48.480 They're drag band. They're all dressed like Zorro, which is awesome. 0:48:48.560 --> 0:48:53.000 It's the double rag I double fingers single, no wheezer 0:48:53.280 --> 0:48:53.759 guns up. 0:48:54.880 --> 0:48:57.200 Gotcha? You think there's any chance that they're not playing 0:48:57.239 --> 0:48:57.960 this at some point? 0:48:58.000 --> 0:49:01.319 I see would love they're kind of traditional, but yeah, 0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:03.600 why not. I think they're definitely going to be bands 0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:04.440 plural playing it. 0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:06.759 So how do I get points for this? Does it 0:49:06.880 --> 0:49:10.000 have to be people tweeting us, letting us know, emailing us, 0:49:10.080 --> 0:49:12.760 taking pictures, videos, way to have you from the stadium 0:49:12.800 --> 0:49:16.400 while they're in the games. And just like videos a band. 0:49:16.600 --> 0:49:18.799 There's going to be tweets and you know people are 0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:20.759 going to be filming it and stuff. I just need 0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:23.799 to know if what counts as points for me, because 0:49:23.800 --> 0:49:25.680 I think this is a sleeper pick. Anytime a band 0:49:25.719 --> 0:49:29.160 plays anytimes doesn't count. Pet band during basketball. It's got 0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:32.279 to be during football season because that's pretty folks for it. Yeah, 0:49:33.520 --> 0:49:34.799 so you think it's gonna happen a lot. I think 0:49:34.800 --> 0:49:35.680 this is gonna happen a ton. 0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:36.920 I don't think I fully. 0:49:36.760 --> 0:49:39.279 Remember that the Tech band dressed like this, and I 0:49:39.400 --> 0:49:43.640 am so happy that they do because it's so boring, 0:49:43.880 --> 0:49:45.920 like the Longhorn band is not that fun to the 0:49:46.040 --> 0:49:47.160 cowboy hats and frails. 0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:52.400 This rules. This is great. They've got this weird open 0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:52.960 vest thing. 0:49:53.880 --> 0:49:54.239 I love it. 0:49:54.280 --> 0:49:55.839 And they got a cape. They do have a cape. 0:49:55.920 --> 0:49:57.560 The cape is key. I'm all about it. 0:49:57.960 --> 0:50:00.480 I'm all about the Texas Tech look and hoefully playing 0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:01.040 little Nasax. 0:50:01.080 --> 0:50:02.000 If anybody has any. 0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:07.360 Connections, nas is not badly, nas is not. You're the 0:50:07.440 --> 0:50:09.000 most Caucasian person here. 0:50:10.600 --> 0:50:12.279 All right, Taylor, flip it up there, let's see what 0:50:12.320 --> 0:50:17.080 we got here. Okay, full teams, how do you feel? Okay? 0:50:17.520 --> 0:50:20.880 So I obviously, and this crowd loves Marty Smith. 0:50:21.120 --> 0:50:22.640 So that's gonna be a big earner for me. 0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:25.280 Because he does nothing but commit to bits, always commits 0:50:25.320 --> 0:50:28.960 to the bit. You'll get old town marching bands, old 0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:32.160 town road marching bands, some what the gushing TV promoting. 0:50:32.200 --> 0:50:34.880 You're pretty dependent on Flutie. I mean he's gonna do 0:50:34.960 --> 0:50:37.759 it six times a year, right, do you think if 0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:39.400 he's listening to this. Do you think he will do 0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:42.120 he'll steer into Do you think there's any chance Doug 0:50:42.160 --> 0:50:48.239 Flutie knows how to download a podcast, because I'm going now, no, no, 0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:53.800 he's not downloading like overcat Right. The rogue coaching. 0:50:53.480 --> 0:50:56.360 Hair, I think Olgers is gonna get it together. I 0:50:56.400 --> 0:50:57.680 don't think a lot of people are going to be 0:50:57.719 --> 0:50:59.319 taking chances this year, but I think you're gonna get 0:50:59.320 --> 0:50:59.799 it in place. 0:50:59.880 --> 0:51:02.640 It See, we didn't say Holgerson, we said coaches. Correct. 0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:05.560 So someone's hair is gonna go rogue, and someone's gonna 0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:07.560 it could be Manny Diaz. He might grow it between 0:51:07.600 --> 0:51:10.359 the first and second half. Okay, someone's hair is gonna 0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:12.480 go rogue, and I'm gonna get points light ding probably 0:51:12.560 --> 0:51:14.600 early on late summer. I think that's gonna hit for 0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:15.160 you nicely. 0:51:16.680 --> 0:51:18.480 The Mac Brown Old Dog New Tricks is. 0:51:18.680 --> 0:51:22.000 Very specific, specifically Old Dog with New Tricks. Because here's 0:51:22.000 --> 0:51:23.280 the thing, Tom Bernaldi special. 0:51:23.480 --> 0:51:27.840 If Mac Brown has and this is I'm just making 0:51:27.920 --> 0:51:31.520 this up right now, Let's say he is mis evaluated. 0:51:30.960 --> 0:51:33.080 Quarterbacks for North Carolina. 0:51:33.360 --> 0:51:37.560 I know it's crazy, far fetch that Mac Brown would 0:51:37.600 --> 0:51:42.360 misevaluate a quarterback. Let's say that happens in North Carolina, 0:51:42.440 --> 0:51:46.240 and they're disappointing this year because they've not been great recently. 0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:49.800 One would say, yeah, a new trick would be finding 0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:53.040 a quarterback right for mac Brown. So I don't know 0:51:53.080 --> 0:51:54.719 if this is gonna pay dividends because they might not 0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:55.600 be so good this year. 0:51:56.080 --> 0:51:57.839 So that's definitely not gonna be good this year. 0:51:57.920 --> 0:52:00.000 Okay, well we're gonna take it for this year's season. 0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:03.799 I just think I just think this is definitely going 0:52:03.880 --> 0:52:05.200 to be a bit Okay, this is going to be 0:52:05.239 --> 0:52:07.600 something that's written about, something that you see on broadcasts. 0:52:07.680 --> 0:52:11.919 Urban Meyer rumors, Yes, unless us he is really good, 0:52:12.440 --> 0:52:18.799 unless USC starts winning games. For those listen to get home, 0:52:18.880 --> 0:52:22.600 we had a loud cackle in the room, totally warranted. 0:52:22.760 --> 0:52:24.960 It was a cackle like how how could you think 0:52:25.040 --> 0:52:29.759 us he could posibly? I mean so, but in USC, 0:52:29.880 --> 0:52:32.240 and they start out the season pretty top the Presno 0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:33.560 and standard, they have tough teams. 0:52:33.680 --> 0:52:37.600 We struggled with this one mightily because we had about 0:52:37.640 --> 0:52:40.000 eight different USC threads that we could have pulled on, 0:52:40.680 --> 0:52:42.920 not the least of which was obviously this one. But 0:52:43.560 --> 0:52:45.319 it was also kind of funny to just put up 0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:50.000 on screen Clay Helton's stay of execution. Yeah, that's that's dark. 0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:51.960 I mean it's a little dark, but it still plays 0:52:52.800 --> 0:52:55.280 fair and he still cannot be recognized in a Hudson 0:52:55.360 --> 0:52:58.880 News now, So that's that matters. That matters, And on 0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:01.640 your side, you've got a begger. I feel it it's 0:53:01.640 --> 0:53:03.480 gonna do really well because it goes across a lot 0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:04.799 of teams potentially, but. 0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:08.400 You're counting on again, something very specific and that a 0:53:08.480 --> 0:53:12.439 little shorter than average and prickage tendency to get you points. 0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:13.680 I love that band. 0:53:15.320 --> 0:53:19.560 Edgy yes, lyrically all over the place, but prinkish tendency. 0:53:19.760 --> 0:53:22.400 The broadcast disaster thing is something you pick because you 0:53:22.600 --> 0:53:24.759 like it, not because you care about points, right, And 0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:28.400 I'm fine with this strategy because when that happens, we 0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:32.600 will be inundated, inundated with all sorts of posts. All 0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:34.920 we need is a camera malfunction. All we need is 0:53:35.160 --> 0:53:37.480 the wire cam default. No, we don't need that, you 0:53:37.480 --> 0:53:37.880 don't want that. 0:53:38.280 --> 0:53:39.640 All we need is audio to go out. But you 0:53:39.760 --> 0:53:42.760 have to remember something. There are so many games across 0:53:42.840 --> 0:53:45.880 so many divisions, and do you think, like a random 0:53:46.000 --> 0:53:48.520 Jacksonville State game, if somebody happens to be watching that 0:53:48.600 --> 0:53:50.640 listens to the show and something goes wrong. 0:53:50.800 --> 0:53:51.719 Now they're gonna let us know. 0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:55.000 There are so many broad Does it count if the 0:53:55.120 --> 0:53:59.000 first and ten line goes out? Absolutely, that's a graphical catastrophe. Okay, 0:53:59.160 --> 0:54:03.640 because it my graphical catastrophe open for brickish tendency in. 0:54:03.719 --> 0:54:05.960 My book, the first and ten line is like right 0:54:06.040 --> 0:54:07.799 up there with the cotton gin, Like it's a very 0:54:07.840 --> 0:54:11.839 important invention that we have in college football viewing experience. Yea, 0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:14.879 and if you lose that cotton gin joke, it well 0:54:15.840 --> 0:54:18.440 shout out yeah, if that goes down, it sort of 0:54:18.560 --> 0:54:19.719 ruins the whole experience. 0:54:20.080 --> 0:54:23.040 That's true, doesn't count if there's a hot mic and 0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:24.080 somebody doesn't realize it. 0:54:24.239 --> 0:54:26.040 Oh yeah, that's major points. 0:54:26.360 --> 0:54:28.800 Oh yeah. I just think there's so many ways for 0:54:28.840 --> 0:54:31.880 a broadcast to really go to a bad place. Graphical airs, 0:54:32.200 --> 0:54:35.160 the on field errors, camera errors, audio errors. 0:54:35.400 --> 0:54:37.560 Did you already mention like when the player graphic is 0:54:37.560 --> 0:54:40.760 wrong and they just have first name, last name absolute 0:54:40.800 --> 0:54:42.799 put up by this day counts a right? 0:54:42.840 --> 0:54:44.680 I just think that's there's a variety there, the. 0:54:44.800 --> 0:54:46.160 Number of things you could go wrong there. And know 0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:49.200 that you mentioned it. What else you've got, ellis you 0:54:49.280 --> 0:54:49.719 sleep on? 0:54:50.480 --> 0:54:54.480 Yeah, that's gonna be unless Yeah, they're gonna show that off. 0:54:54.520 --> 0:54:56.800 It might only be early season, it might only be 0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:01.000 you think, so okay, yeah, like showing those shots like 0:55:01.040 --> 0:55:03.719 as bumpers with commercials November, It's like. 0:55:04.080 --> 0:55:06.279 Do they have to reference the sleep pods? Can they 0:55:06.400 --> 0:55:07.600 just show the sleep pods? 0:55:08.800 --> 0:55:11.080 I think they just have to show Okay, I'll accept it. 0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:12.959 I think if they show them, we'll count it, okay, 0:55:13.200 --> 0:55:14.759 because it's the first thing they're gonna show. If they 0:55:14.760 --> 0:55:15.799 show the locker room and they got. 0:55:15.680 --> 0:55:18.760 Sleep pods, no one else's sleep pots, Okay. Next Marty 0:55:18.840 --> 0:55:21.000 Smith can be to a bit. Okay, So that's a 0:55:21.160 --> 0:55:24.360 loose definition, do you think. I mean, he's gonna be 0:55:24.440 --> 0:55:27.040 on game Day probably most weeks, He's going on Sports Center, 0:55:27.120 --> 0:55:29.400 SEC Network, whatever he is. There's a picture by the way, 0:55:29.440 --> 0:55:32.600 the SEC Network got a new studio and it's a 0:55:32.640 --> 0:55:35.200 bunch of the hosts in dress gear. You know it's 0:55:35.280 --> 0:55:37.359 it's they're wearing suits, they're wearing dresses and Marty Smith 0:55:37.440 --> 0:55:40.920 is wearing T shirt ands and Jordan's because he commits 0:55:41.040 --> 0:55:42.080 to being Marty Smith. 0:55:42.880 --> 0:55:44.839 I love it, so do you think that's gonna hit. 0:55:45.320 --> 0:55:47.759 It's gonna hit every week. Okay, that's pretty good. Next 0:55:48.000 --> 0:55:51.759 mid tier endorsement. I don't think it's great. 0:55:52.280 --> 0:55:53.640 It makes me laugh, but I don't think it's gonna 0:55:53.680 --> 0:55:54.920 hit every week because we do we have to have 0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:57.080 a new endorsement every week or. 0:55:57.120 --> 0:55:58.759 Do we just have to have a commercial? I think 0:55:58.800 --> 0:56:00.680 we just need to have a commercial. Okay, then that's 0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:03.200 gonna you need you, yeah, you need like Adam a 0:56:03.280 --> 0:56:04.600 Mean to start doing like I. 0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:06.160 Didn't realize that coverage was this popular. 0:56:06.640 --> 0:56:13.520 Apparently that average good though some people are bullying. 0:56:13.560 --> 0:56:16.200 Someone said, yes, okay, that's probably fine. 0:56:16.520 --> 0:56:18.960 Okay, is that the worst sausage? I guess right? 0:56:19.520 --> 0:56:22.480 And the small school offer, small school offer. 0:56:22.760 --> 0:56:25.560 I think it's gonna be somewhat. We're gonna have to 0:56:25.600 --> 0:56:26.520 watch a lot and pay. 0:56:26.440 --> 0:56:29.440 Attention to a lot of these games, a lot of games. Right. 0:56:29.560 --> 0:56:31.040 Well, it could be in written form too. 0:56:31.080 --> 0:56:33.080 That his only offer was until he got blah blah blah, 0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:34.719 was that he was gonna be a Delaware mud Hen. 0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:36.720 That the mud Hens, right, or the Muddheads. 0:56:37.360 --> 0:56:38.040 It's a great name. 0:56:38.120 --> 0:56:40.000 Not as good as Bearcats, but the k but the 0:56:40.080 --> 0:56:41.040 mud Hens are pretty good. 0:56:42.440 --> 0:56:45.040 Blue head Blue Heads say you're the Muddy Tolato is 0:56:45.080 --> 0:56:45.680 the mudd Hens. 0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:48.640 It's a minor league baseball team. I've had eighty one 0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:49.399 percent of a beer. 0:56:51.520 --> 0:56:55.640 So that being said, yeah, by I guess applause here 0:56:55.880 --> 0:56:59.480 a sitable poll. Yeah, if you like my team, obviously, 0:57:00.760 --> 0:57:04.480 let's hear it is a whole light. I had to 0:57:04.640 --> 0:57:08.439 cue them, which is never a good song. Okay, that's 0:57:08.520 --> 0:57:15.279 not a good sign. Yeah, dance team, I mean, what 0:57:15.520 --> 0:57:17.080 is pretty Taylor. 0:57:20.160 --> 0:57:20.200 Not? 0:57:20.480 --> 0:57:21.120 I think that's right. 0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:26.160 Okay, so now what no, Yeah, I know. So these 0:57:26.200 --> 0:57:29.000 are our teams, and we are gonna hit stop on 0:57:29.040 --> 0:57:30.800 the record button because this is going to go out. 0:57:31.000 --> 0:57:34.840 This brilliant show is going to go out into the worlds. 0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:36.800 We're gonna hit the top button and now we just 0:57:36.880 --> 0:57:38.040 answer questions, right, is that. 0:57:38.080 --> 0:57:40.680 What we will? Then we will answer questions. But so 0:57:40.800 --> 0:57:42.520 here is the way the rest of this is going 0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:45.960 to work. As we said, we did the second half 0:57:46.040 --> 0:57:48.040 of this, if you want to call it that, the 0:57:48.160 --> 0:57:48.920 second half of this. 0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:52.880 On the car ride up from Austin this morning, it's 0:57:52.920 --> 0:57:55.280 in Tao. It's entirely separate. 0:57:55.040 --> 0:57:58.720 Show that we're doing tomorrow in DC. We wake up 0:57:58.760 --> 0:58:02.960 at God knows whatever to fly over there, and eventually 0:58:03.080 --> 0:58:05.840 we will piece these together and they will be one 0:58:06.080 --> 0:58:09.480 just terrible show that it'll be great on some sorry. Yeah, 0:58:09.680 --> 0:58:11.760 that everyone could download and listen to the full slate, 0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:14.800 but each of us will have twelve picks, and at 0:58:14.840 --> 0:58:16.360 that point then I guess we'll try and do our 0:58:16.400 --> 0:58:19.360 best to score this thing, but somebody else will did 0:58:19.440 --> 0:58:21.640 the score it for us? We have people people will 0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:24.200 score it. Yeah, yeah, okay. How do you feel about 0:58:24.200 --> 0:58:24.440 your team? 0:58:24.440 --> 0:58:24.640 You like? 0:58:24.720 --> 0:58:25.200 I feel great? 0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:27.400 I feel really really good because when you when you 0:58:27.560 --> 0:58:29.760 align yourself with Marty Smith, when you align your mouth 0:58:29.840 --> 0:58:33.200 with Baker Mayfield, when you align yourself with I guess 0:58:33.600 --> 0:58:38.000 mixed reviews of sausage, acroage sausage. Yes, Achrod sausage. They 0:58:38.040 --> 0:58:40.280 should be sending us some sausage for all that we 0:58:40.360 --> 0:58:42.720 have done on this show. I feel pretty great. I 0:58:42.760 --> 0:58:45.200 feel like I'm gonna take you down again for the 0:58:45.280 --> 0:58:48.960 third straight year. The first year, yes, it would be 0:58:49.000 --> 0:58:50.320 the third Street bullied. 0:58:50.040 --> 0:58:53.640 You bullied me? Yeah, yeah, that was not fun. Well, 0:58:53.720 --> 0:58:57.120 but we will see. So at this point, I would 0:58:57.240 --> 0:58:59.200 like to thank our audience, yes for being such a 0:58:59.240 --> 0:59:05.280 good sport and hanging with us through our madness here. 0:59:10.880 --> 0:59:15.680 So that was Texas, which was an amazing experience. We 0:59:15.800 --> 0:59:18.520 cannot wait to go back there. Thank you to everyone 0:59:18.560 --> 0:59:20.240 who came out to see us in person. It was 0:59:20.280 --> 0:59:24.240 a ton of fun. 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You'll have an opportunity to tell us what 1:00:06.400 --> 1:00:08.680 you like about the show, what you'd love to hear 1:00:08.840 --> 1:00:13.320 more of in future episodes Wondery dot com slash survey. 1:00:14.120 --> 1:00:17.640 All that said, here's what took place live on Night 1:00:17.720 --> 1:00:22.000 two of The Fantasy Things Draft from Union Stage in 1:00:22.080 --> 1:00:31.960 beautiful Washington, DC. Haven't Hi Woo. 1:00:34.000 --> 1:00:35.800 So we can't see how many people are out there 1:00:35.800 --> 1:00:37.720 because the lights are very bright. But it sounds like 1:00:37.840 --> 1:00:40.400 we've got quite the audience here tonight, Daniel. It's like 1:00:40.600 --> 1:00:41.840 live aid where it just. 1:00:42.000 --> 1:00:45.800 Keeps going back. You can't really see. I can't get it. 1:00:45.920 --> 1:00:46.320 There we go. 1:00:47.760 --> 1:00:49.600 Yeah, you guys are endless and wonderful. 1:00:49.760 --> 1:00:49.920 Kay. 1:00:49.960 --> 1:00:51.760 Can I start by saying something real quick? 1:00:51.840 --> 1:00:52.120 Please? 1:00:52.440 --> 1:00:53.520 We feel way too far. 1:00:53.480 --> 1:00:55.240 Apart right now. I know this is the farthest we've 1:00:55.280 --> 1:00:57.280 been apart, like four days maybe. 1:00:57.440 --> 1:00:59.880 Yeah, yeah, So if we were to be any closer 1:01:00.080 --> 1:01:02.080 to the middle, you would see the cone of this 1:01:02.280 --> 1:01:07.080 jewfrow on the screen. And nobody needs that. Nobody needs that. 1:01:08.240 --> 1:01:11.400 First of all, thank you for comings This is incredible. 1:01:16.680 --> 1:01:21.120 The energy in here is it feels real good, real good. 1:01:21.160 --> 1:01:21.720 It feels good. 1:01:21.760 --> 1:01:24.560 And I want to tell you yesterday we were in Dallas. 1:01:24.680 --> 1:01:27.760 We did the show in Texas, and before we got started, 1:01:28.000 --> 1:01:30.240 I went to the little boys room and there were 1:01:30.280 --> 1:01:35.280 a couple of freak going clearly pretty clearly listeners in there. Okay, okay, 1:01:35.400 --> 1:01:37.640 they were they were in college polos or whatever. That's 1:01:37.680 --> 1:01:40.080 what people in Texas do. I guess they were college polos. 1:01:41.440 --> 1:01:43.880 Checks out and A guy looks at me while we're 1:01:43.920 --> 1:01:47.480 in there, like makes eye contact with me, says nothing, 1:01:47.600 --> 1:01:49.560 and then we walk out sort of at the same time, 1:01:49.640 --> 1:01:51.440 and he says, I didn't talk to you in the bathroom. 1:01:51.520 --> 1:01:52.360 Bathroom medicits. 1:01:52.360 --> 1:01:52.800 I learned that. 1:01:54.960 --> 1:01:58.880 Like you just made it way weirder than it had 1:01:58.920 --> 1:02:03.080 to be because I felt the contact there. So it's 1:02:03.280 --> 1:02:08.080 very good people not greeting me as we both We've 1:02:08.080 --> 1:02:12.320 had a separate bathroom today, which was helpful in that respect, 1:02:12.440 --> 1:02:13.520 So thank you for coming out. 1:02:13.560 --> 1:02:17.480 We call this show our Fantasy Things Draft. What is 1:02:17.560 --> 1:02:19.080 a Fantasy Things draft? 1:02:19.200 --> 1:02:21.880 Well, some of you may be familiar with a thing 1:02:21.920 --> 1:02:25.440 called fantasy football, and fantasy football. You pick, you pick 1:02:25.520 --> 1:02:28.840 the players, right, yeah, you pick an imaginary children. 1:02:29.280 --> 1:02:31.240 Well, you know, you try to set the groundwork. 1:02:31.880 --> 1:02:34.040 Usually I like to ask how many people are here 1:02:34.080 --> 1:02:36.160 against their will? But we can't really see. 1:02:36.240 --> 1:02:38.160 So i's gonna have to like a show of hands. 1:02:38.360 --> 1:02:40.360 I won't be able to tell I see zero hands. 1:02:40.600 --> 1:02:42.880 Somebody is here against their will, and so we have 1:02:43.040 --> 1:02:47.680 to there we go, thank you, thank you. Somebody is 1:02:47.720 --> 1:02:50.360 here against their will, at least one person, and we 1:02:50.520 --> 1:02:52.760 like to try and set the groundwork. So in fantasy football, 1:02:52.800 --> 1:02:54.200 you pick an imaginary team. 1:02:54.040 --> 1:02:57.240 Of football players. Instead of picking a team of football players, 1:02:57.320 --> 1:02:59.520 we like to pick a team of football storylines. 1:02:59.600 --> 1:03:02.560 Correct. And this year, because we were feeling a little saucy, 1:03:03.160 --> 1:03:06.680 we decided instead of doing just one show, maybe we'll 1:03:06.720 --> 1:03:08.919 do two. Yes, maybe we'll do it in the same 1:03:08.960 --> 1:03:11.600 weekend in different cities. So last year we are We 1:03:11.680 --> 1:03:13.600 did a show last night in Dallas, which is awesome, 1:03:14.160 --> 1:03:16.240 and now here we are in DC on about four 1:03:16.280 --> 1:03:19.840 hours sleep, but nonetheless an entirely different show. It is 1:03:19.920 --> 1:03:21.640 not the same show we did last night, as we're 1:03:21.680 --> 1:03:24.560 going to talk about here in a few minutes, We're 1:03:24.600 --> 1:03:26.160 going to go through I think what our picks were 1:03:26.240 --> 1:03:28.240 last night, and then pick some new ones for tonight, 1:03:28.280 --> 1:03:29.720 and then you guys are getting a prem hum. Hey, 1:03:29.760 --> 1:03:31.520 it's going to be it's gonna be a premium show. 1:03:32.320 --> 1:03:34.720 So this is what it looks like right now. If 1:03:34.760 --> 1:03:37.560 you look at our rosters, and again, this is reveal 1:03:37.920 --> 1:03:41.200 day two, it is not at all Round two. We 1:03:41.360 --> 1:03:43.880 looked over the picks on the plane over here, and 1:03:44.920 --> 1:03:46.520 in addition to the fact that we got to go 1:03:46.680 --> 1:03:49.680 back through these the second time, we're pretty excited about 1:03:49.680 --> 1:03:52.480 what we have here, so I guess we can just 1:03:52.560 --> 1:03:53.080 get into it. 1:03:53.320 --> 1:03:54.960 Yeah, let's get well. Can we go back to the 1:03:55.040 --> 1:03:58.040 rosters real quick? By a show of applause? 1:03:58.040 --> 1:03:59.600 Are you a person or you? 1:04:00.480 --> 1:04:02.120 Does t I have the better roster to you? 1:04:05.000 --> 1:04:07.440 There was a hesitation there. I don't have the hesitation. 1:04:07.600 --> 1:04:10.600 It's the Notre Dame fans. It's coming slowly, okay, okay, 1:04:10.840 --> 1:04:12.400 so that's fine, it's fine. 1:04:12.440 --> 1:04:17.160 We're still friends and for my roster, not even I 1:04:17.240 --> 1:04:20.200 think that's about like it was last night. 1:04:20.360 --> 1:04:25.680 Yeah, I think I aded to you a little bit. Okay, okay, okay, Yeah, 1:04:26.960 --> 1:04:30.880 so I'm already know. Yeah. Is everybody ready for day 1:04:30.920 --> 1:04:35.880 two of the Fantasy thing stretch? This is dark Jealing team. 1:04:36.640 --> 1:04:38.280 Here is the way this works. I have a very 1:04:38.320 --> 1:04:40.840 cool sound that I stole from ESPN. Don't tell them 1:04:40.880 --> 1:04:46.080 it goes like this one more time, Taylor for the 1:04:46.160 --> 1:04:50.280 Notre Dame fans. Can we hear louder? He's shrugging in 1:04:50.320 --> 1:04:50.600 the back. 1:04:50.640 --> 1:04:53.920 Okay, okay, Dan, can you give us a dramatic it's 1:04:53.960 --> 1:04:59.920 a it's something like esp draft time tailor work on. 1:05:00.120 --> 1:05:01.840 When you get it, just play it. Yeah, that'd be good. 1:05:01.840 --> 1:05:03.240 He's putting his hand up. All right, we'll get it. 1:05:03.840 --> 1:05:09.360 So with the first now we're getting closer. We're getting closer. 1:05:09.440 --> 1:05:11.520 We're getting closer. We'll get it eventually. Don't worry. 1:05:12.080 --> 1:05:14.440 Broadcast error, brother, do you have a recorder that you 1:05:14.520 --> 1:05:15.120 can play it on? 1:05:15.680 --> 1:05:17.960 Okay? All right? 1:05:18.560 --> 1:05:23.680 With my first pick of the day of the DC 1:05:24.120 --> 1:05:27.440 of the Fantasy Thing Show, I would probably like to 1:05:27.520 --> 1:05:32.200 select Trevor Lawrence's draft stock. 1:05:33.840 --> 1:05:36.760 Mm hmmmm hm. Trevor Lawrence's draft stock. 1:05:37.080 --> 1:05:40.520 So it's explain what the stock means in this draft. 1:05:41.680 --> 1:05:48.000 Trevor Lawrence quarterback for Clemson. Trevor Lawrence, clearly I think 1:05:48.040 --> 1:05:49.240 the best quarterback in the country. 1:05:50.600 --> 1:05:52.320 Maybe up for debate, maybe not. He was only a 1:05:52.360 --> 1:05:56.760 true freshman last year, had a very good campaign, scalded 1:05:56.800 --> 1:06:00.640 this ship out of Notre Dame in that playoff game, 1:06:01.480 --> 1:06:04.160 and now here we are entering year two is true 1:06:04.680 --> 1:06:07.840 sophomore campaign. And inevitably they are going to be NFL 1:06:07.960 --> 1:06:10.600 draft types who you will hear are just quote unquote 1:06:10.720 --> 1:06:14.320 drooling over Trevor Lawrence's draft stock and what he brings 1:06:14.360 --> 1:06:16.840 to the equation, what he could bring. And it begs 1:06:16.880 --> 1:06:18.880 the question, what kind of NFL hot takes are we 1:06:18.920 --> 1:06:22.240 going to get this season, will it inevitably lead to 1:06:22.280 --> 1:06:25.320 a place where we're wondering do we want to go 1:06:25.360 --> 1:06:26.320 full sam Hinkey with this? 1:06:26.440 --> 1:06:28.600 Do we just want to trust the process, double tank 1:06:29.040 --> 1:06:30.680 and just tank two years in a row to get 1:06:30.720 --> 1:06:31.320 Trevor Lawrence. 1:06:31.440 --> 1:06:31.560 Right. 1:06:31.920 --> 1:06:33.760 The fun thing about this to me is when you 1:06:33.880 --> 1:06:37.400 mentioned like the NFL types drooling over Trevor Lawrence, I 1:06:37.400 --> 1:06:42.520 immediately pictured Charlie Casserly and that's horrifying Thereio. 1:06:42.800 --> 1:06:44.520 That's not Charlie Castler, that's mal Kuiper. 1:06:44.800 --> 1:06:47.680 But there's something about the NFL types and I think 1:06:47.760 --> 1:06:50.280 it makes it weird that Trevor Lawrence has the hair 1:06:50.400 --> 1:06:53.560 that he has, that he has the long, blonde, flowing hair, 1:06:53.600 --> 1:06:56.360 and there's like the dream weaver playing in the backs 1:06:56.400 --> 1:06:57.440 of these NFL gms. 1:06:57.600 --> 1:06:59.720 See I had on our list originally, and we can 1:06:59.800 --> 1:07:02.000 read that we have a huge list right that we 1:07:02.040 --> 1:07:03.760 can go through later. What we were originally going to 1:07:03.800 --> 1:07:05.120 go with some of the ones that we weeded out, 1:07:05.160 --> 1:07:06.800 but originally I wanted to go with I want to 1:07:06.840 --> 1:07:10.400 call it Trevor Trevor Lawrence's Locks of Love. Yeah, And 1:07:10.520 --> 1:07:13.040 I kid you not. Like a week ago, David Hale 1:07:13.160 --> 1:07:17.440 from ESPN wrote an article literally titled of locks and 1:07:17.680 --> 1:07:19.480 lore Trevor Lawrence. 1:07:19.640 --> 1:07:22.080 Yeah, he's also the reporter who who asked about the 1:07:22.160 --> 1:07:25.800 question about clemsoning and we're like, oh, well, we're personas 1:07:25.840 --> 1:07:27.800 non grass there, Thanks David. 1:07:28.280 --> 1:07:30.280 So the question remains, would you tank two years to 1:07:30.320 --> 1:07:31.200 get Trevor Lawrence? No? 1:07:31.320 --> 1:07:32.640 I would not, but I don't care. I'm not an 1:07:32.720 --> 1:07:35.400 NFL person. But the thing is, I think this is 1:07:35.440 --> 1:07:37.000 going to do pretty well because if he's good for 1:07:37.040 --> 1:07:38.720 the next couple of years, you're getting I mean, not 1:07:38.760 --> 1:07:40.120 two years worth, but all season. 1:07:40.440 --> 1:07:42.280 It's the ACC. Who are they going to play? So 1:07:42.560 --> 1:07:47.800 this is true? Oh whoa see, we didn't get. 1:07:47.800 --> 1:07:50.360 That in Texas when I'm when we were talking about 1:07:50.400 --> 1:07:56.240 the ACC and you know, it's the ACC ACC It's acceptable. 1:07:56.480 --> 1:08:00.920 That's what the tag line as. Yeah, it's that's what 1:08:01.040 --> 1:08:02.480 it is. That's what the Tech's football. 1:08:02.680 --> 1:08:03.960 We do it. Yeah. 1:08:04.040 --> 1:08:06.720 It goes up with a register. Okayas is drafttock. 1:08:06.720 --> 1:08:08.400 I feel very good about Trevor Laarnces. Oh, cash, Doc, 1:08:08.480 --> 1:08:10.200 that's pretty good. Can we go into my first pick? 1:08:10.280 --> 1:08:11.120 Let's go the next one? 1:08:12.280 --> 1:08:17.200 Yes, give it up before we go on, give it 1:08:17.280 --> 1:08:24.040 up for our hometown boy Taylor, who's all right? 1:08:24.080 --> 1:08:25.080 Who we got for pick two? 1:08:25.400 --> 1:08:27.040 Yeah, we should also mention we're doing a Q and 1:08:27.120 --> 1:08:30.320 A after the dr the draft gear. Okay, So this 1:08:30.479 --> 1:08:32.240 one to me was a no brainer. And the fact 1:08:32.240 --> 1:08:34.280 that t I didn't take this number one overall speaks 1:08:34.320 --> 1:08:39.639 to his issues. I have Manny Diaz bringing that swag 1:08:39.920 --> 1:08:40.639 back to Miami. 1:08:47.400 --> 1:08:48.479 We did some research. 1:08:50.280 --> 1:08:53.439 Apparently Manny Diaz has not been the first person tasked 1:08:53.920 --> 1:08:56.639 with finding that renewable source of swag. 1:08:58.280 --> 1:09:01.040 We did, we scanned. 1:09:01.120 --> 1:09:03.880 Apparently Randy Shannon was bringing the swag back to Miami, 1:09:04.280 --> 1:09:08.360 Al Golden, Mark Ricks, Apparently John Gruden at one point 1:09:08.479 --> 1:09:11.760 was rumored he like his scowl, right, his scowl should 1:09:11.800 --> 1:09:14.080 be bringing the swag back. And that's why we would 1:09:14.120 --> 1:09:17.160 someday like to author the book. Oh there's there's Mark Ricks. 1:09:17.640 --> 1:09:17.800 Oh. 1:09:18.360 --> 1:09:21.240 Well, short lived, and then we wanted to write a 1:09:21.240 --> 1:09:23.800 book about the search for the lost swag the Hardy Boys. 1:09:23.920 --> 1:09:27.840 Oh my god, it's come, it's coming. There here it 1:09:27.920 --> 1:09:34.559 is slow revealed the missing Swag. I'd read it. I'd 1:09:34.600 --> 1:09:34.880 read it. 1:09:35.120 --> 1:09:37.439 I don't know what swag is, obviously, look at me, 1:09:37.800 --> 1:09:41.280 but I've watched Miami football and I'm not sure they 1:09:41.360 --> 1:09:46.360 do either, So they need to throw a forward pass swag. 1:09:47.439 --> 1:09:51.320 That's all it take. Because Miami and Fins. Yeah they 1:09:51.400 --> 1:09:55.480 have fans. Yes, outside of Florida. 1:09:55.560 --> 1:09:56.920 No, probably, Yeah, a few. 1:09:57.960 --> 1:10:01.920 He's out there, Yes, here he is. We found him. 1:10:02.000 --> 1:10:02.760 It's the rock. 1:10:04.880 --> 1:10:10.639 He's here and he's in the fourteenth throw. Yes, Miami 1:10:10.720 --> 1:10:13.000 has fans. Many Diaz may bring it and I don't 1:10:13.000 --> 1:10:15.560 know if we can go back to the beard shot. 1:10:15.320 --> 1:10:17.000 Of many Dias. I don't think he has it anymore. 1:10:17.160 --> 1:10:19.040 He kind of looks like the guy from Silicon Valley, 1:10:19.160 --> 1:10:22.280 which worries me. That's probably what I'm talking about. The 1:10:22.880 --> 1:10:26.040 and you love his hair, I do. Is that a 1:10:26.120 --> 1:10:28.520 pro or a con for his swag possibilities? 1:10:29.640 --> 1:10:31.439 I mean, I think it could only add to it, right, 1:10:31.720 --> 1:10:34.240 does it? Well? What I like about the hair? And 1:10:34.320 --> 1:10:35.960 you know I've got this thing for like coaching hair. 1:10:36.080 --> 1:10:37.759 Excuse me former Temple coach Benidia. 1:10:37.840 --> 1:10:41.560 Sorry, but he uses an awful lot of product on it. 1:10:41.720 --> 1:10:44.040 Yes, And when you doubse that that main like a 1:10:44.120 --> 1:10:47.760 mufassa Maine like that with product you see holes in it. 1:10:47.800 --> 1:10:49.240 You don't see any holes in that. That's like a 1:10:49.320 --> 1:10:51.200 lego man hair, right, there's a lego man. 1:10:51.439 --> 1:10:53.160 Yeah, and all the way, by the way that beard 1:10:53.600 --> 1:10:55.599 he shaved in the morning, did he grew that by 1:10:55.640 --> 1:11:00.400 like one pm? It's a noon shadows. So I went 1:11:00.439 --> 1:11:02.960 with the swag instead of Manny Diaz's father. 1:11:02.960 --> 1:11:05.920 Was the mayor of Miami. Yeah, for like eight years, just. 1:11:06.040 --> 1:11:09.200 Because there's a possibility that we'll hear I don't know, 1:11:09.520 --> 1:11:12.920 acc Network play by play host Chris Cotter say the 1:11:13.000 --> 1:11:16.840 word swag four times this year, and I thought you. 1:11:16.840 --> 1:11:18.400 Missed an opportunity. The swigger one's good. 1:11:18.439 --> 1:11:21.080 I thought you missed an opportunity not talking in a 1:11:21.120 --> 1:11:23.760 little bit more depth about how he's just from the area, 1:11:23.880 --> 1:11:26.720 like his dad was mayor, he's from there. 1:11:26.880 --> 1:11:28.439 Maybe a little bit of bad blood because he went 1:11:28.439 --> 1:11:32.000 to Florida State, right, But nonetheless he's he's a hometown boy. 1:11:32.120 --> 1:11:34.519 He knows. We'll talk about hometown boys a little bit 1:11:34.600 --> 1:11:36.519 later on. But you know, I thought that was a 1:11:36.560 --> 1:11:38.760 better opportunity. But swag is at least funny for. 1:11:39.040 --> 1:11:42.200 Yeah, who's closer to catching Virginia Florida State, Miami, Florida 1:11:42.240 --> 1:11:42.799 State Miami. 1:11:43.200 --> 1:11:45.439 It's that kind of thing where there's that that's back 1:11:45.479 --> 1:11:47.160 and forth, like. 1:11:49.400 --> 1:11:53.320 Elite college football a SEC program, Virginia. 1:11:55.720 --> 1:12:01.160 ACC. We played football. You have the next pick? Oh 1:12:01.200 --> 1:12:02.600 I do have the next pig? Oh yeah, we're doing 1:12:02.640 --> 1:12:05.240 the snake trap style right. Yeah, Oh this is great. 1:12:09.240 --> 1:12:16.880 I have transfer portal coaching pissiness. It's a whole umbrella term. 1:12:17.320 --> 1:12:20.960 It's like a whole genus under which there are multiple species. Yes, yeah, 1:12:21.200 --> 1:12:24.240 there's ylums, there's species. I can't go much farther than that. Yeah. 1:12:24.960 --> 1:12:27.519 So basically, it's been an off season that I think 1:12:27.600 --> 1:12:29.280 is going to carry into the season at least the 1:12:29.320 --> 1:12:31.839 first month of the season. But they give press conferences 1:12:31.840 --> 1:12:34.880 every day where we have coaches saying things like, well, 1:12:34.920 --> 1:12:37.360 I think it's quitting. I think it's you know, these 1:12:37.400 --> 1:12:39.960 guys don't know the value of toughing it out. And 1:12:40.040 --> 1:12:42.960 then you get these conversations of like why do kids 1:12:43.000 --> 1:12:45.880 go to concerts and film it with their phones? Thanks 1:12:45.920 --> 1:12:51.040 Pat s FitzGeralds for your your look into the brains. 1:12:51.439 --> 1:12:53.800 The good thing I like about this is it gives 1:12:53.920 --> 1:12:58.519 us moments. It gives us storylines of coaches coming out 1:12:58.600 --> 1:13:01.600 and saying they're they're really taking a hardline stance about this, 1:13:02.120 --> 1:13:06.240 but behind closed doors, they're basically four year olds negotiating 1:13:06.360 --> 1:13:10.360 vegetables for desserts with backup five star quarterbacks who they 1:13:10.560 --> 1:13:13.160 desperately don't want to leave. So like the three pieces 1:13:13.200 --> 1:13:16.679 of broccoli for a couple of package plays justin Fields, 1:13:16.720 --> 1:13:20.120 please and we're gonna get a lot of the transfer 1:13:20.160 --> 1:13:22.800 portal sub Well's what's interesting about the transfer Portal is 1:13:22.840 --> 1:13:24.760 I still don't feel like anyone really knows what it is. 1:13:26.240 --> 1:13:29.160 We have a sound, we have thank you, we have 1:13:29.240 --> 1:13:31.559 a sound that we play for it. The transfer portal 1:13:31.680 --> 1:13:32.200 is not one. 1:13:32.120 --> 1:13:34.000 Of the flower Pots and Super Mario Brothers. In case 1:13:34.040 --> 1:13:36.439 you're wonder now what this thing is. As per my 1:13:36.600 --> 1:13:38.800 knowledge and our knowledge, you can get to this site 1:13:38.840 --> 1:13:41.800 going to zip recruiter dot com slash transfer Portal. Yeah, 1:13:43.479 --> 1:13:45.639 and then I think once you get there you can somehow. 1:13:45.680 --> 1:13:48.080 I don't know who makes the accounts, but my guess 1:13:48.160 --> 1:13:49.760 is that on the back end of it, it's sort 1:13:49.800 --> 1:13:52.000 of like a match dot com situation, or maybe there's 1:13:52.040 --> 1:13:55.200 a filter and like maybe you can send messages if 1:13:55.200 --> 1:13:55.840 you're a school. 1:13:56.120 --> 1:13:58.360 If you get a message from James Franklin, he's trying 1:13:58.400 --> 1:14:01.559 to fish you that do not click on that link 1:14:01.640 --> 1:14:04.840 from James Franklin. Can you customize profiles like we just 1:14:04.920 --> 1:14:07.200 there's so much about the transfer portal, right that we 1:14:07.320 --> 1:14:09.360 don't know, and maybe the coaches don't either. Maybe that's 1:14:09.400 --> 1:14:10.560 why they're kind of pissy about it. 1:14:10.640 --> 1:14:12.680 Oh yeah, I mean they've all been fished all of 1:14:12.720 --> 1:14:16.880 these Yeah, they're on Facebook recruiting. It's it's a tough day. 1:14:17.960 --> 1:14:19.639 I like this. I mean, it's gonna get me points. 1:14:19.880 --> 1:14:22.679 We think about the older coaches coming back to college football, 1:14:22.920 --> 1:14:26.120 Mac Brown, Les Miles, Bill Snyder is probably. 1:14:25.840 --> 1:14:29.479 Going to be catfished. I don't know how, but there 1:14:29.560 --> 1:14:31.360 is going to be complaining and there is going to. 1:14:31.439 --> 1:14:34.439 Be back in my daying all over the place. This 1:14:34.600 --> 1:14:36.839 is going to do very well for me. I'm pretty excited. 1:14:36.880 --> 1:14:38.880 All right, let's go to the next chair. 1:14:42.280 --> 1:14:47.800 For my selection. I'm going with tiny field demonstration. Yes, 1:14:55.240 --> 1:14:58.360 they really like that one. They did get better than 1:14:58.400 --> 1:15:04.200 I thought. Yeah, So all right, do we want to 1:15:04.360 --> 1:15:15.920 demonstrate on a tiny stage? Picture me as Dave jan 1:15:16.040 --> 1:15:21.320 Stat and it's him, Tea. I know you shouldn't. 1:15:21.520 --> 1:15:28.600 America's worst gym teacher. He's trying to bring in Brady Quinn. Like, 1:15:28.720 --> 1:15:30.680 Brady Quinn, you're the offensive tackle. I'm going to show 1:15:30.680 --> 1:15:33.000 you how four to three underworks and there's two feet 1:15:33.080 --> 1:15:34.320 here and two feet there. 1:15:34.760 --> 1:15:37.000 It's all like, I don't know when they started actually 1:15:37.120 --> 1:15:39.800 making these fields, Like somebody had the bright idea, Like 1:15:40.360 --> 1:15:42.559 we've got a bunch of ex athletes and coaches up here. 1:15:42.800 --> 1:15:45.519 We're eager to explain the way that football works, right, 1:15:45.760 --> 1:15:48.120 which is what they are presumably paid to do. The 1:15:48.240 --> 1:15:50.759 problem with that is you cannot explain the spread offense 1:15:51.280 --> 1:15:54.400 on a field about as wide as this. The whole 1:15:54.520 --> 1:15:57.080 purpose of the spread offense is that the field is 1:15:57.160 --> 1:15:59.840 like eight times wider than this. Yes, so how are 1:15:59.880 --> 1:16:01.680 you going to explain it on something that well Dave 1:16:01.720 --> 1:16:03.880 wants that is thirty one percent of the width of 1:16:03.920 --> 1:16:04.439 this field? 1:16:04.600 --> 1:16:05.040 That's right. 1:16:05.920 --> 1:16:09.559 So you've you've got a bunch of coaches, former players 1:16:09.680 --> 1:16:13.600 who've put on some girth, and they all look like 1:16:13.960 --> 1:16:18.000 very bad Algebra two substitutes, and they're showing you how to. 1:16:18.080 --> 1:16:21.200 Rip and dip and it's the best. Yeah. I mean 1:16:21.240 --> 1:16:23.760 we're talking where we are talking about fields measured in 1:16:23.920 --> 1:16:27.320 feet not yards, and it's just very difficult to explain 1:16:27.479 --> 1:16:31.160 complicated subjects. I have never ever in a million year, 1:16:31.200 --> 1:16:34.599 has gotten any kind of like new information out of that, right, 1:16:34.760 --> 1:16:36.720 My only takeaway has always been like, yeah, these guys 1:16:36.800 --> 1:16:39.360 just still want to play. Yeah, they don't care if I. 1:16:39.439 --> 1:16:41.840 Understand, And we're never really gonna get the RPO scheme 1:16:42.000 --> 1:16:44.479 on this, like twelve foot field. They just want to 1:16:44.520 --> 1:16:46.120 get out there and just you know, roll up the 1:16:46.160 --> 1:16:48.480 sleeves and have at it. There is a good possibility 1:16:48.520 --> 1:16:50.000 that we're gonna get a I don't know what to 1:16:50.040 --> 1:16:52.400 do with my hands moment from Urban Meyer home. 1:16:53.600 --> 1:16:55.880 Well you uh, well, you know it's funny because in 1:16:56.000 --> 1:16:58.920 the in the promo for his new show, Yeah, he's 1:16:58.920 --> 1:17:01.280 standing next to Brady, who I think is playing center. 1:17:01.560 --> 1:17:03.880 Yeah, so there's yeah, there's coming back there. They've got 1:17:03.920 --> 1:17:07.080 their shirt, their jackets off, and they're all just trying 1:17:07.200 --> 1:17:10.320 to figure out what's going on. What this poor director 1:17:10.439 --> 1:17:15.439 is tasked with doing. I Miss Dave wantstad tiny field demos. 1:17:15.560 --> 1:17:16.200 I think that's good. 1:17:16.600 --> 1:17:19.080 You're gonna have to watch the Fox pregame show to 1:17:19.160 --> 1:17:21.120 get it, and so maybe you'll get points. 1:17:21.120 --> 1:17:23.559 Who's to say they build like a portable version at 1:17:23.600 --> 1:17:25.200 game Day? Oh that's true. 1:17:25.240 --> 1:17:27.360 And you get to see Marty Smith's shoes, that's right. Yeah, 1:17:27.560 --> 1:17:28.759 that's how we know about his shoes. 1:17:28.840 --> 1:17:36.479 All right, next pick, let's do a little hometown bit here. Okay, 1:17:38.160 --> 1:17:40.719 let's talk about the new coach of Maryland football, Mike Loxley. 1:17:41.000 --> 1:17:44.519 Yeah, did you know? 1:17:47.000 --> 1:17:48.639 So what I like about this I like about eight 1:17:48.680 --> 1:17:51.200 things about this pick. But what I like most about 1:17:51.240 --> 1:17:53.400 this is the fact that when Mike Loxley took over, 1:17:54.120 --> 1:17:56.920 he was very pointed in saying, this is my dream 1:17:57.000 --> 1:17:59.840 job job. And this is after Randy Hetzel took over 1:17:59.880 --> 1:18:03.120 and said this is my dream joh, So, I like 1:18:03.240 --> 1:18:06.640 Maryland football. I want Maryland football to be better. We 1:18:06.800 --> 1:18:09.160 talked to our friend Taylor, who is back there. Please 1:18:09.160 --> 1:18:13.960 another round of pause, come on. He was a very 1:18:14.040 --> 1:18:18.479 proud Maryland fan and yeah, yeah, And what dawn of 1:18:18.560 --> 1:18:21.600 me is that all the reasons that Taylor, as a 1:18:21.680 --> 1:18:25.679 Maryland guy, likes Mike Loxley have nothing to do with football, 1:18:26.960 --> 1:18:30.479 and that strikes me as a bit of a problem. Yeah. So, 1:18:31.120 --> 1:18:33.759 the reason that I think people are excited about Mike Loxley, 1:18:34.200 --> 1:18:36.080 it's not because he punched a guy in New Mexico. 1:18:36.120 --> 1:18:37.519 We can get into that later. He did do that, 1:18:38.040 --> 1:18:41.679 not that, just the facts, but Mike Loxley's a hometown 1:18:41.760 --> 1:18:46.439 guy and presumably he knows the DMV better than anybody else, right. 1:18:46.400 --> 1:18:49.080 And that is kind of his brand now. He knows 1:18:49.160 --> 1:18:52.599 how to navigate like the dangerous terrain of the DMV. 1:18:52.760 --> 1:18:57.599 He can be your shirpo. Yeah Maryland football Mike Loxley. Yeah. 1:18:57.720 --> 1:19:01.160 No, there's no coach in America that is credited with 1:19:01.320 --> 1:19:04.800 knowing an area like Mike Loxley knows the DMV or 1:19:04.880 --> 1:19:06.439 is it just DMV. I don't know if there's a 1:19:06.560 --> 1:19:08.679 the It's like the interstate thing in California. I don't 1:19:08.680 --> 1:19:15.439 know which way we go. Is there a the DMV? Okay, 1:19:15.479 --> 1:19:20.360 who's to say and like it? It is astounding that 1:19:20.439 --> 1:19:24.000 he has built up this reputation as a okay coach, 1:19:24.240 --> 1:19:27.559 but he knows the DMV. He brought a relious bend 1:19:27.640 --> 1:19:29.880 to Illinois. Shout out all the ali and I back there. 1:19:30.040 --> 1:19:33.880 No, no, all right, all right, first show ever, I 1:19:33.920 --> 1:19:35.320 took a swing. I took a swing. 1:19:35.760 --> 1:19:38.759 Usually packed to the gills with a lion I football fans, 1:19:41.080 --> 1:19:43.160 but it almost makes me feel like he's a YELP 1:19:43.280 --> 1:19:46.880 power user in the area. There's just I don't understand 1:19:46.960 --> 1:19:49.759 why he is the one who gets all the credit. 1:19:50.680 --> 1:19:52.080 Is are there Yelp power users. 1:19:53.000 --> 1:19:53.400 I don't know. 1:19:53.880 --> 1:19:56.920 He's the one who, like is the terrible uber driver 1:19:57.040 --> 1:19:59.439 who says, no, I don't listen to Ways, I know 1:19:59.600 --> 1:20:02.800 the area and then gets contracted Mike Locksley drives into 1:20:02.840 --> 1:20:03.719 a construction zone. 1:20:04.920 --> 1:20:08.559 So the lesson of this is Ways knows the DMV best. 1:20:09.040 --> 1:20:10.880 I don't know. I do like the fact that he 1:20:11.000 --> 1:20:12.800 wanted the job more than anyone else. And the other 1:20:12.880 --> 1:20:14.439 thing that Taylor pointed out is he might have been 1:20:14.439 --> 1:20:17.400 the only one, yeah, who wanted it. I don't know 1:20:17.439 --> 1:20:19.720 if that's true or not. I've just you know, facts only, 1:20:19.840 --> 1:20:22.720 But I'm going to root for him. I don't know. 1:20:22.720 --> 1:20:23.800 I want Marylynd's better. 1:20:24.080 --> 1:20:26.320 So the problem or the good thing is, no matter 1:20:26.439 --> 1:20:30.160 what happens with Marylyn this season, that's the talking point exactly. 1:20:30.360 --> 1:20:32.519 That's twelve and if they make a bowl, it's still 1:20:32.560 --> 1:20:35.120 gonna be twelve times that you're gonna get points. 1:20:34.920 --> 1:20:35.960 Because I don't think they're gonna make. 1:20:35.920 --> 1:20:41.320 A ball, all right, our last pick of the first half, 1:20:41.479 --> 1:20:48.200 the first half of day two. So this is the 1:20:48.320 --> 1:20:52.439 off season looping, right, This is they looped a terrible 1:20:52.560 --> 1:20:54.080 loss in the weight. 1:20:53.960 --> 1:20:57.920 Room all season long to really sell it home. How 1:20:58.080 --> 1:20:58.760 bad they were. 1:20:58.880 --> 1:21:00.400 I don't know this is I think we're on Gary 1:21:00.479 --> 1:21:02.240 on the screen, so I don't know if that will 1:21:02.360 --> 1:21:07.640 Probably what Penn State, Yeah, it could be Wisconsin. And 1:21:07.760 --> 1:21:10.599 there's just something about off season motivation. It's probably only 1:21:10.640 --> 1:21:11.800 gonna pay dividends. 1:21:11.439 --> 1:21:13.840 Early on in the season for me. But like he 1:21:14.000 --> 1:21:17.880 added thirty pounds of muscle in the off season, you can't. 1:21:18.560 --> 1:21:20.759 We looked it up. We did some research. 1:21:21.120 --> 1:21:24.880 As jacked humans like Ty and I are, you can't 1:21:24.920 --> 1:21:26.360 add that much muscle. 1:21:26.200 --> 1:21:28.880 If you come if you come back and report to 1:21:28.960 --> 1:21:31.439 fall camp looking like David Boston, that's a problem. That's it. 1:21:31.720 --> 1:21:33.840 It's a little fishy that maybe there's something more going 1:21:33.880 --> 1:21:34.559 on there. Correct. 1:21:34.760 --> 1:21:37.400 And so the off season motivation thing, I was trying 1:21:37.439 --> 1:21:39.559 to figure out what it would be to like really 1:21:39.680 --> 1:21:42.320 motivate me. That would be looped in my room NonStop, 1:21:42.640 --> 1:21:45.519 and it would be those texting bubbles that come up 1:21:46.000 --> 1:21:48.519 when I was dating. You see that that bubble come up, 1:21:48.560 --> 1:21:50.120 be like, oh here it comes a great message, and 1:21:50.160 --> 1:21:53.479 then it disappears. That's the motivation that haunts me to 1:21:53.600 --> 1:21:56.160 this day. I have a son, I am happily married, 1:21:56.160 --> 1:21:56.599 and those. 1:21:56.479 --> 1:21:58.080 Bubbles really do me. 1:21:58.800 --> 1:22:00.519 They really do so I think is going to come 1:22:00.600 --> 1:22:03.280 up early on in the season. Probably not with Michigan 1:22:03.360 --> 1:22:05.479 too much after the way they ended their season last year, 1:22:05.680 --> 1:22:08.040 but it's gonna come up. I like this pick an 1:22:08.040 --> 1:22:10.360 awful lot because it's something you hear. We did a 1:22:10.400 --> 1:22:13.519 pick last year where we talked about a strength coach 1:22:13.640 --> 1:22:14.599 having a screw loose. 1:22:14.640 --> 1:22:15.360 You might remember that. 1:22:16.840 --> 1:22:18.920 That might be required for this pick, right, or at 1:22:19.000 --> 1:22:21.160 least a coach with a screw loose. Yes, to just 1:22:21.280 --> 1:22:23.960 decide that this is a good way to motivate players. Now, 1:22:24.120 --> 1:22:26.559 are you an easily motivated person at the gym? 1:22:26.720 --> 1:22:28.080 I don't think at the gym, believe. 1:22:28.600 --> 1:22:32.080 I don't think that this would do it for me personally, right, 1:22:32.520 --> 1:22:35.200 but maybe it works for somebody. We're going to see it. 1:22:35.400 --> 1:22:36.640 We're going to see it around and it's going to 1:22:36.680 --> 1:22:38.800 be weird. And I want to see the clips. That's 1:22:38.800 --> 1:22:40.559 they never really show the clips. I want to see 1:22:40.560 --> 1:22:42.360 the clips looping and looping and looping, and. 1:22:42.360 --> 1:22:44.559 They never showed the clips. It's always just a talking point. 1:22:44.640 --> 1:22:45.240 Now they don't. 1:22:45.320 --> 1:22:48.320 So why don't we just show the first three picks 1:22:48.439 --> 1:22:49.759 for each of us a review? 1:22:50.000 --> 1:22:50.280 Okay? 1:22:50.720 --> 1:22:52.519 And why don't we bring up an expert because we 1:22:52.600 --> 1:22:55.920 don't know what we're doing obviously, Why don't we bring 1:22:56.040 --> 1:22:58.479 up our friend who writes, who is part of the 1:22:58.680 --> 1:23:00.920 grander college football you know verse? She writes for vox 1:23:01.000 --> 1:23:02.640 dot Com. She used to be at every day. She 1:23:02.640 --> 1:23:06.160 should be Saturday Ladies and gentlemen, Jane Coastin. 1:23:12.160 --> 1:23:19.880 Get her a mic. Did we figure out how we're 1:23:20.040 --> 1:23:21.920 Are we all standing? Are we all sitting? What are 1:23:21.920 --> 1:23:22.200 we doing? 1:23:22.360 --> 1:23:23.720 Do we have a mini field that maybe we can 1:23:23.800 --> 1:23:25.559 run some places? I think you're good talk show? 1:23:25.800 --> 1:23:26.519 Yeah there it is? 1:23:26.680 --> 1:23:28.000 Oh, okay, you can hear me. 1:23:28.160 --> 1:23:30.080 Okay, what's up, Jane? What's going on? 1:23:30.560 --> 1:23:30.720 Ty? 1:23:30.920 --> 1:23:32.960 This is a this is DC, which means we have 1:23:33.000 --> 1:23:34.880 to bring in politics. As anyone told you that you 1:23:34.920 --> 1:23:36.120 look kind of like peek booty. 1:23:36.439 --> 1:23:42.160 Everybody probably not like any time stick around. Ty's got 1:23:42.240 --> 1:23:45.120 some plans. I'm announcing my presidential run after the show. 1:23:45.240 --> 1:23:46.719 Yeaheah, it's uncanny. 1:23:47.080 --> 1:23:51.639 Jane also volunteers to compare college football things to political things. 1:23:51.800 --> 1:23:54.479 It helped, which seems haunting. And I don't know it's 1:23:54.479 --> 1:23:58.439 who it's more insulting too. Honestly, this is what you choose. 1:23:58.720 --> 1:24:01.519 It's great because sometimes I'm like no, no, no, you 1:24:01.600 --> 1:24:04.880 have to remember that college football is a game and 1:24:05.080 --> 1:24:09.920 politics should not be a game. Like remember that one 1:24:10.040 --> 1:24:13.879 time when like politics was like serious and college football 1:24:14.000 --> 1:24:16.360 was fun and then everything became not dead. 1:24:18.000 --> 1:24:18.680 I didn't like that. 1:24:19.080 --> 1:24:21.519 Yes, so it's great to have you on this big 1:24:21.600 --> 1:24:25.160 college football stage. I don't know how often that'll happen 1:24:25.280 --> 1:24:25.879 for Michigan. 1:24:26.080 --> 1:24:26.759 For your. 1:24:28.840 --> 1:24:33.120 Soul, make this happen for you, don't don't make it 1:24:33.560 --> 1:24:34.880 married this family. 1:24:36.120 --> 1:24:39.400 We can just talk about Michael Dyer all day. He can't, 1:24:39.640 --> 1:24:40.240 Yes we can. 1:24:41.040 --> 1:24:44.439 He was down, See all right, round of applause? 1:24:44.600 --> 1:24:48.639 Was he down? And it's the whole the whole place, 1:24:49.160 --> 1:24:53.000 the whole place agrees. Why don't we Why don't we 1:24:53.040 --> 1:24:53.680 take a look at this? 1:24:53.960 --> 1:24:58.360 And as you can be our our melkiper our Todd McShay, 1:24:58.600 --> 1:25:00.960 how would you analyze the the value that we have 1:25:01.120 --> 1:25:01.479 early on? 1:25:02.200 --> 1:25:06.240 Well, I think that let's be real here, I think 1:25:06.320 --> 1:25:08.720 that the use of the term swag is going to 1:25:08.720 --> 1:25:11.240 get Dan a lot of points. I agree, because no 1:25:11.400 --> 1:25:14.360 one knows what it is, which is why you're going 1:25:14.439 --> 1:25:17.400 to hear like Lee Corso talking about like this person 1:25:17.479 --> 1:25:18.439 has a lot of swag. 1:25:21.320 --> 1:25:25.360 Yes, it's not that I mean basically, yeah, pretty much. 1:25:25.400 --> 1:25:30.120 They bring Lee corso, drive them off, but transfer portal 1:25:30.160 --> 1:25:32.639 because then you get to complain about the youths. Yes 1:25:33.400 --> 1:25:39.840 that no one can explain you you sorry, just wondering, 1:25:40.479 --> 1:25:43.160 and then again off seat. This is a motivation, which 1:25:43.240 --> 1:25:46.000 means they'll just keep bringing up things I don't want 1:25:46.040 --> 1:25:49.759 to think about right that I don't acknowledge having happened, 1:25:50.400 --> 1:25:52.600 and that will be personally painful to me. 1:25:52.800 --> 1:25:54.759 So I think Dan's roster looks pretty. 1:25:54.520 --> 1:25:57.240 Good, right, would you like to say anything about mine? Yeah, 1:25:57.640 --> 1:26:00.639 I mean, I mean friends to Jane. 1:26:01.600 --> 1:26:03.880 I do think the tiny Field demo is going to 1:26:03.920 --> 1:26:07.519 be great, especially because it's like the best thing about 1:26:07.640 --> 1:26:10.479 Fox's lineup is that it's clearly people who think that 1:26:10.560 --> 1:26:13.320 they should still be playing football in some part. So 1:26:13.520 --> 1:26:15.560 Reggie Bush is like no, no, no, like snap it 1:26:15.640 --> 1:26:18.080 to me. Uh huh, we'll do this right here and now, 1:26:18.160 --> 1:26:18.920 and everybody's like. 1:26:19.000 --> 1:26:21.960 No, Reggie, no, no, it's over. Yeah, it's over. 1:26:22.080 --> 1:26:22.880 I'm so sorry. 1:26:23.080 --> 1:26:26.439 Yeah, that's the actual last segment on the show. It's over, Reggie, 1:26:27.479 --> 1:26:27.880 it's over. 1:26:28.040 --> 1:26:31.519 It's time, it's time, just send send it home. 1:26:31.680 --> 1:26:33.680 Yes, it's over. So that's gonna get him points. What 1:26:33.720 --> 1:26:34.120 else do you have? 1:26:35.040 --> 1:26:36.840 Uh no, Ty, this looks good. 1:26:37.000 --> 1:26:38.120 Uh Ty. 1:26:38.960 --> 1:26:40.880 I think the Mike Locksley thing is going to be great, 1:26:41.040 --> 1:26:45.600 especially for the extremely DMV related. The regrettable thing is 1:26:45.680 --> 1:26:48.600 that Maryland football has fan so. 1:26:48.720 --> 1:26:49.639 Sam, he's right there. 1:26:50.800 --> 1:26:55.240 Hey, No, it's always fun when you play Maryland and 1:26:55.360 --> 1:26:58.800 something that isn't basketball, because then you just bring yourself 1:26:58.920 --> 1:27:01.200 to Maryland and you're everyone. 1:27:00.920 --> 1:27:01.639 Needs to be there. 1:27:01.720 --> 1:27:04.559 It's great. Oh man, like you, it's like a Michigan game. 1:27:04.600 --> 1:27:05.639 I can get you on the metro. 1:27:07.840 --> 1:27:09.000 It's fine for everybody. 1:27:09.360 --> 1:27:11.080 We'll have to remember that one. Write that one down. 1:27:11.160 --> 1:27:13.400 Yeah, Poor Maryland's people are going to be referring to 1:27:13.439 --> 1:27:15.800 them as an acc up and comer in twenty twenty eight. 1:27:17.520 --> 1:27:18.400 Poor Turts. 1:27:18.720 --> 1:27:21.800 Okay, so yeah, I got I think I'm stronger here. 1:27:22.320 --> 1:27:25.640 I do like the sweat segretary of swagger culture. I 1:27:25.720 --> 1:27:26.479 can't even say that. 1:27:26.720 --> 1:27:28.360 No, I like this. I feel good about what I 1:27:28.400 --> 1:27:30.160 have coming up though, Okay, yeah, I do feel good 1:27:30.160 --> 1:27:30.400 about it. 1:27:30.439 --> 1:27:34.120 You're a finisher, okay, yeah, right now you have me ahead. 1:27:33.960 --> 1:27:36.960 Yes, early ahead, you had early, but you know there's 1:27:36.960 --> 1:27:39.960 still time for you to get scored on a bunch 1:27:40.080 --> 1:27:42.280 because you don't have any defensive line speak of. 1:27:42.800 --> 1:27:43.120 It's so. 1:27:44.960 --> 1:27:47.360 Now tough but fair, Yeah, tough but fair. 1:27:47.479 --> 1:27:49.479 Yeah you hired Brady Hook. 1:27:49.560 --> 1:27:54.760 I'm sorry that was we agreed to never ever. 1:27:55.160 --> 1:27:57.200 Hey, hey, you started this, I know I did. 1:27:57.280 --> 1:28:03.599 You did. Ladies and gentlemen, Jane co Sam read her, 1:28:04.000 --> 1:28:05.840 follow her treasure her. 1:28:08.960 --> 1:28:12.519 I need a towel. So who is up to pick? 1:28:13.320 --> 1:28:15.320 So I guess I think you're up again. I have 1:28:15.400 --> 1:28:17.719 the off season loping, so the pick is in Taylor. 1:28:21.600 --> 1:28:26.719 So I have selected an unusual major. If you can't 1:28:26.880 --> 1:28:31.720 fully see the screen, it says the Yukon Puppet Arts Complex. 1:28:34.479 --> 1:28:38.040 And this doesn't happen often. Sometimes during a Stanford game, 1:28:38.080 --> 1:28:38.559 it does happen. 1:28:38.560 --> 1:28:40.720 It does happen during a Stanford game in but he's 1:28:40.800 --> 1:28:46.719 usually sociology, English, Business, something like that, Business administration, general studies, 1:28:46.800 --> 1:28:47.519 general studies. 1:28:47.680 --> 1:28:50.760 Sure, sometimes you'll see. 1:28:51.040 --> 1:28:55.320 Let's assume Dan Orlovsky at Yukon a puppet arts major. 1:28:56.960 --> 1:29:00.360 Stanford had Andrew Luck as an architecture major, and people 1:29:00.600 --> 1:29:05.040 freaked out that it deviated this much from a normal major. 1:29:05.360 --> 1:29:07.559 That the thing that hurts me, though, I will say 1:29:07.920 --> 1:29:10.280 that Tom Hammond is not calling games anymore. 1:29:10.520 --> 1:29:12.200 Baby, for Notre Dame in NBC. 1:29:12.479 --> 1:29:16.719 Tom ever met a slightly different major that he didn't 1:29:16.760 --> 1:29:17.920 want to talk act. 1:29:17.560 --> 1:29:20.479 For fifteen minutes. Yes, that was his calling card. 1:29:21.560 --> 1:29:23.920 It was. It was sad to see him go, and 1:29:24.000 --> 1:29:25.880 I'm sure wonderful for you, but it was sad for 1:29:25.960 --> 1:29:27.560 me to see him go because he was ridiculous. Some 1:29:27.680 --> 1:29:32.360 other interesting majors that we discovered in our laborious whatever 1:29:33.720 --> 1:29:34.360 our research. 1:29:35.840 --> 1:29:42.200 Arizona has a race track industry degree. Mississippi State has 1:29:42.240 --> 1:29:47.920 a floral management degree. Right, app State a fermentation sciences degree. 1:29:50.360 --> 1:29:55.240 Hell yeah, UNLV entertainment engineering. Yes, sense. 1:29:55.640 --> 1:29:57.679 The thing that's a bummer is I think at Texas 1:29:57.720 --> 1:30:00.400 A and M it's only a meat certificate you get, 1:30:01.760 --> 1:30:04.839 which would be great on the graphic that like speeding 1:30:04.920 --> 1:30:09.120 oil has a meat certificate. And I also want to 1:30:09.160 --> 1:30:11.800 say Georgia has a poultry sciences school. 1:30:11.560 --> 1:30:14.360 Would make sense that the ball State has a popular 1:30:14.439 --> 1:30:16.120 culture degree, which sounds like a hell of a lot 1:30:16.160 --> 1:30:17.160 of fun. Right, great job. 1:30:17.320 --> 1:30:18.720 Is that where Jason Whitlock went? 1:30:20.880 --> 1:30:23.680 I think it is. And then the only other one 1:30:23.680 --> 1:30:27.000 I have here that amused me was Duke has Canadian studies. Yeah, 1:30:29.320 --> 1:30:32.720 it's fine, it's fine. Watch some SCTV A little unusual. Yeah, 1:30:34.320 --> 1:30:37.280 Canadian studies, Duke acc. 1:30:37.200 --> 1:30:41.080 We're acceptable, all right, that's I think it's it's not 1:30:41.120 --> 1:30:44.160 going to pay dividends, but when it does no cash. 1:30:44.400 --> 1:30:46.000 I like it. All right, begasic. 1:30:50.479 --> 1:30:52.120 I need to make sure that I'm sitting down at 1:30:52.200 --> 1:30:55.120 least for a moment, oh before I have to stand 1:30:55.200 --> 1:30:56.040 up and do a demonstration. 1:30:56.200 --> 1:30:59.080 Ye, ladies and gentlemen, let's talk a little bit about 1:30:59.200 --> 1:31:00.919 late game James Franklin. 1:31:04.040 --> 1:31:05.120 Are there Penn Stators here? 1:31:07.360 --> 1:31:14.639 All right? I was afraid of clockmand it all counts. 1:31:16.040 --> 1:31:19.479 So James Franklin in his tenure at Penn State is 1:31:19.600 --> 1:31:23.120 fifteen and thirteen in games decided by one score. 1:31:23.920 --> 1:31:25.760 That is not the worst in the Big Ten. Nope, 1:31:25.920 --> 1:31:27.680 by any stretch. It's actually about middle of. 1:31:27.680 --> 1:31:33.840 The path Big Ten. Continue. It's the problem is. 1:31:33.840 --> 1:31:36.760 That he's three and twelve versus Ohio State, Michigan and 1:31:36.840 --> 1:31:37.479 Michigan State. 1:31:38.320 --> 1:31:39.000 That's an issue. 1:31:39.760 --> 1:31:42.280 James Franklin is sort of known at this point among 1:31:42.360 --> 1:31:44.680 many Penn State fans and some college football fans who 1:31:45.280 --> 1:31:48.840 you know, happened to pay attention at the wrong time for. 1:31:49.040 --> 1:31:50.800 Just kind of overthinking it. 1:31:50.960 --> 1:31:52.960 Like I had a moment on our show years ago 1:31:53.479 --> 1:31:55.759 where I was doing an ad read for Blue Apron 1:31:56.360 --> 1:31:57.200 and the word was. 1:31:57.439 --> 1:32:03.080 Globe tomatoes, globe globe. 1:32:03.200 --> 1:32:05.519 Are you comparing James Franklin to somebody who might not 1:32:05.600 --> 1:32:06.360 be able to read? 1:32:08.000 --> 1:32:10.719 And you know the problem was I everthought it? Yeah, 1:32:10.840 --> 1:32:13.000 because I'm always like, you know, I feel a bit 1:32:13.040 --> 1:32:16.080 overwhelmed by you with your Hugh down noodles. Yeah, and 1:32:17.080 --> 1:32:20.200 I decided and said that the proper pronunciation was globe 1:32:24.280 --> 1:32:28.439 and nailed it. You did a great job, And you know, 1:32:28.560 --> 1:32:31.240 I just I never really lived that one down. I 1:32:31.360 --> 1:32:31.880 kind of got the. 1:32:31.960 --> 1:32:35.000 Yips when it came to pronouncing the word globe. We 1:32:35.120 --> 1:32:37.880 got emails asking if that was a bit, that was 1:32:37.960 --> 1:32:38.439 not a bit? 1:32:39.600 --> 1:32:43.120 No. And so here we are with James Franklin, where 1:32:43.280 --> 1:32:45.360 at the end of a game, it seems rather obvious 1:32:45.439 --> 1:32:47.880 to many of us watching at home what should occur, 1:32:49.200 --> 1:32:51.439 but instead he's playing in the Citrus Bowl, He's got 1:32:51.479 --> 1:32:54.519 three timeouts left and decides that he'd like to take 1:32:54.600 --> 1:32:56.519 all of them home with him in the offseason. Yeah, 1:32:57.360 --> 1:33:00.320 other very questionable decisions. So we went back, we actually 1:33:00.360 --> 1:33:02.240 reviewed the tape and if I could do a demonstration 1:33:02.320 --> 1:33:05.960 for there are two stages of late game James Franklin. 1:33:06.000 --> 1:33:08.200 That is like a safety demonstration. This is like a 1:33:08.240 --> 1:33:10.640 safety demonstration. So the first this is how you know 1:33:11.000 --> 1:33:13.120 this is this is when shit's getting real, right, we 1:33:13.240 --> 1:33:15.639 kind of have to crossed arms look like yep, yep. 1:33:16.520 --> 1:33:19.439 He's just staring longingly up at the scoreboard and maybe 1:33:19.520 --> 1:33:21.839 back at his assistant coaches or some of the other players. 1:33:22.080 --> 1:33:25.240 He's singing signs and co signs. He's trying to figure. 1:33:25.000 --> 1:33:29.519 Out Zachie Zach Allifanakis. Yeah. But then when he goes 1:33:29.720 --> 1:33:32.320 all this, the hands hit the hips. 1:33:32.960 --> 1:33:36.200 When the hands hit the hips, that is def con won. 1:33:37.080 --> 1:33:38.840 And that is what you need to worry if you're 1:33:38.840 --> 1:33:42.639 a Penn State fan about late game James Franklin losing 1:33:42.760 --> 1:33:46.360 again to a big game, a big team like Ohio State, 1:33:46.439 --> 1:33:57.360 Michigan or Michigan State or Kentucky CUSA easy, Pete. It's 1:33:57.400 --> 1:34:01.320 a long debate, Pete. That's all I have to say 1:34:01.360 --> 1:34:01.680 about that. 1:34:02.720 --> 1:34:06.280 Okay, you will get points, but Penn State's gonna be 1:34:06.280 --> 1:34:10.559 pretty good, so it probably won't happen often, right, But again, 1:34:10.640 --> 1:34:12.479 it's like an unusual major when it does. 1:34:12.640 --> 1:34:14.559 When it does, it will happen twice this year. We're 1:34:14.560 --> 1:34:16.160 gonna get a lot. Joe Runner is two and a 1:34:16.200 --> 1:34:19.840 half late game James situations throughout the course of the 1:34:19.880 --> 1:34:22.280 twenty nineteen Sei the hip holes, I look for the heads. 1:34:22.760 --> 1:34:24.720 I'm serious. I went back and looked the hip hold 1:34:24.840 --> 1:34:26.519 the hip holes. That's when you know it's getting real, 1:34:26.640 --> 1:34:26.960 all right. 1:34:27.160 --> 1:34:34.760 The pick is in. This is also my pick. Yes, 1:34:35.400 --> 1:34:39.519 and I decided to go with a crowd favorite. Let's 1:34:39.520 --> 1:34:42.160 talk a little bit about postgame handshake tension. 1:34:42.320 --> 1:34:46.160 Yeah, it's a conversation we need to have. It's mostly 1:34:46.200 --> 1:34:47.360 about Michigan's coach. 1:34:50.920 --> 1:34:53.280 We did, again, a fair amount of research on this, 1:34:53.439 --> 1:34:55.160 and you're right, Jew Harbaugh has been in a lot 1:34:55.200 --> 1:34:55.839 of these situations. 1:34:56.680 --> 1:34:58.960 It's like Forrest Gumm finding himself a different points of 1:34:59.080 --> 1:35:00.559 history background. 1:35:00.800 --> 1:35:03.920 Who did he run after Jim Schwartz? Yes, he ran. 1:35:04.080 --> 1:35:06.240 No, Jim Schwartz ran after him. Oh that's not fair. 1:35:06.880 --> 1:35:08.880 That was ugly. You have the Pete Carroll thing, what's 1:35:08.920 --> 1:35:10.439 your deal? What's your deal? Real? 1:35:10.920 --> 1:35:12.519 It was a jerk star comeback Jim. 1:35:12.400 --> 1:35:14.479 Harbaugh on that one. What's your deal? 1:35:15.360 --> 1:35:19.080 And he ran away from Dan Mullen in the Peach Bowl, 1:35:19.080 --> 1:35:23.360 which didn't happen Jane did not happen. But no, they're 1:35:23.439 --> 1:35:25.479 they're like we had Gary Patterson and our brills, they 1:35:25.479 --> 1:35:26.800 were very upset at each other. 1:35:27.200 --> 1:35:28.960 We have these these tense moments. 1:35:29.040 --> 1:35:31.240 You have printed out a list of coaches that you 1:35:31.360 --> 1:35:34.680 think run the hottest right now that are most likely 1:35:34.760 --> 1:35:35.320 to be involved. 1:35:35.320 --> 1:35:36.639 I was saying, we could pull the room a little 1:35:36.640 --> 1:35:38.800 bit on, like, okay, four or five of these guys. Okay, 1:35:38.880 --> 1:35:40.599 all right, so just give a round of applause if 1:35:40.640 --> 1:35:42.839 you think this guy runs hot enough to maybe conjure 1:35:42.920 --> 1:35:47.640 up some sort of tension, manufactured tension because of like 1:35:47.680 --> 1:35:51.920 a penalty here Tom Herman, I think it's gonna do off. 1:35:52.080 --> 1:35:54.400 I think Tom Herman has a lot of passive aggressiveness 1:35:54.439 --> 1:35:56.439 in him that we just we don't always see. Yeah, 1:35:56.520 --> 1:35:58.400 you know, like as opposed to gust Malson, who just 1:35:58.479 --> 1:36:00.760 buries it to dawn air. But did you pard of 1:36:00.800 --> 1:36:03.960 the like Ned Flanders before, Yes, the episode of Simpsons 1:36:04.000 --> 1:36:06.639 when Ned Flanders kept bearing it then it all came out. Yeah, 1:36:07.360 --> 1:36:07.960 that's what it was. 1:36:08.200 --> 1:36:10.840 Well, we know Tom Herman doesn't have aggressive aggressiveness because 1:36:10.880 --> 1:36:11.760 we saw him try to. 1:36:11.840 --> 1:36:14.120 Demolish a locker and it didn't go well. No, it 1:36:14.160 --> 1:36:16.160 didn't go well. Now, I think Tom Herman is a 1:36:16.200 --> 1:36:19.240 candidate for this. I think PJ. Fleck has a real 1:36:19.280 --> 1:36:25.559 opportunity to Yeah, PJ Fleck, you know, high motor, say 1:36:25.680 --> 1:36:29.080 high motor, throw the boat, trying to build Minnesota up 1:36:29.120 --> 1:36:31.439 into something. Could be a tricky team in twenty nineteen. 1:36:31.600 --> 1:36:33.840 Yeah, tie not a little tight, Yeah yeah, a little Yeah. 1:36:33.880 --> 1:36:36.719 He's got the huge tin of huge thing is gigantic. Yeah, 1:36:37.000 --> 1:36:38.720 but he seems like the kind of guy who might 1:36:38.800 --> 1:36:41.040 take something the wrong way, decide that he's just going 1:36:41.120 --> 1:36:42.840 to pull a Buddy Ryan and run straight to the 1:36:43.120 --> 1:36:45.360 straight to the tunnel. Yeap? Who else here? 1:36:47.360 --> 1:36:49.439 Herm Edwards wild card? 1:36:50.120 --> 1:36:50.720 Wild card? 1:36:51.000 --> 1:36:52.840 They're not they're not super into it. It seems as 1:36:52.880 --> 1:36:57.360 her Edwards being running hot because he wants to talk. Yeah, 1:36:57.479 --> 1:36:59.320 Herm Edwards wants to talk. He wants to get to 1:36:59.400 --> 1:37:01.879 the core and find out about the person. He's a Catholic, 1:37:02.800 --> 1:37:04.880 as we were told when he learned that Arizona State 1:37:05.000 --> 1:37:07.919 was the sun Devils, the Devil's digest. 1:37:09.320 --> 1:37:10.280 He wants to talk it out. 1:37:11.080 --> 1:37:17.120 Will mush Champ, Yes, obviously, Will much Champ I think 1:37:17.240 --> 1:37:20.000 is yeah, he's thought about this more than once. Oh, absolutely, 1:37:20.640 --> 1:37:22.760 he'll rip off his shirt at the middle of the field. Yeah, 1:37:22.760 --> 1:37:25.320 but no, ed Orgron's the next one on that shirt. 1:37:27.520 --> 1:37:29.559 The problem with that Osron, he's gonna get really upset. 1:37:29.600 --> 1:37:32.240 When he gets upset, he starts warbling and gurbling, and 1:37:32.360 --> 1:37:34.520 the other coach isn't going to know how to respond. 1:37:35.080 --> 1:37:37.560 The other coach will leave because he's afraid of it. 1:37:37.720 --> 1:37:42.400 Or yeah, it'll be like a passive handshakes yep, postgame 1:37:42.479 --> 1:37:43.479 handshake tension. 1:37:43.800 --> 1:37:45.280 What is it? What are the options? Though? 1:37:45.640 --> 1:37:47.960 If you are up, you're clearly upset each other. Somebody's 1:37:48.000 --> 1:37:49.600 running up the score and calling a time out to 1:37:49.640 --> 1:37:53.040 put him another you know, uh to score again. Whatever 1:37:53.120 --> 1:37:55.400 the what are your options? If you are greeting each 1:37:55.439 --> 1:37:55.960 other one you. 1:37:55.960 --> 1:37:57.720 Can run away, that's the full buddy, Ryan. 1:37:58.000 --> 1:38:01.080 You can get you can get to each other's faces, 1:38:01.880 --> 1:38:04.120 but you're not gonna be able to articulate everything because 1:38:04.120 --> 1:38:05.599 it's real quick and separate, right. 1:38:05.720 --> 1:38:07.120 So it's gonna be a lot of like fuck you, 1:38:07.200 --> 1:38:08.000 fuck me, fuck you. 1:38:08.240 --> 1:38:10.720 It's gonna be a lot of that because we're talking 1:38:10.760 --> 1:38:13.240 about coaches and that's as far as it goes generally. 1:38:13.760 --> 1:38:15.439 Or you're gonna get the what's your deal? And then 1:38:15.560 --> 1:38:21.880 Jim Harbaugh lightning on his feet, what's your deal? There 1:38:21.920 --> 1:38:24.320 are limited options, but I think those are good. And 1:38:24.439 --> 1:38:29.000 don't forget on the FCS level, we still have Bo Polini. 1:38:28.760 --> 1:38:32.439 Just floating in the ether ever the free agent in 1:38:32.520 --> 1:38:35.960 this category. Yes, it's always willing to perform. Yeah, I 1:38:36.000 --> 1:38:37.720 think we're gonna get a couple again. When it hits, 1:38:37.760 --> 1:38:39.880 it hits. All right, where are we going next year? Jam? 1:38:39.960 --> 1:38:40.639 All right? Next? 1:38:41.160 --> 1:38:46.719 So we've had, Yes, we've had a couple of pretty 1:38:46.760 --> 1:38:50.200 big hires. Coaches who are coordinators in the SEC go 1:38:50.400 --> 1:38:54.240 other places Oregon, Colorado Open, sort of the more recent ones. 1:38:54.840 --> 1:39:01.080 There's something about an SEC mentality at a non SEC school. Again, 1:39:01.800 --> 1:39:04.440 it's like swag. What's an SEC mentality? 1:39:05.120 --> 1:39:05.840 Nobody knows. 1:39:06.240 --> 1:39:10.160 It's having generally really good players more than the other teams. 1:39:10.960 --> 1:39:13.599 As far as I can tell, though, Eugene's not gonna 1:39:13.600 --> 1:39:14.840 have an SEC mentality. 1:39:15.479 --> 1:39:16.120 I've been there. 1:39:16.400 --> 1:39:18.520 Boulder is not gonna have an SEC mentality. 1:39:18.840 --> 1:39:19.439 I've been there. 1:39:19.640 --> 1:39:24.200 An SEC mentality involves railroading a referee who calls your 1:39:24.280 --> 1:39:27.759 basketball game not great and ruining his life in business, 1:39:29.360 --> 1:39:33.920 tailgating on train tracks, tailgating next to a nuclear power plant, 1:39:35.400 --> 1:39:37.880 hearing that your coach has a thirty six million dollar 1:39:38.000 --> 1:39:46.240 buyout and saying, all right, what what when you get mad? 1:39:46.560 --> 1:39:47.479 You paint a rock. 1:39:48.320 --> 1:39:51.320 That's a real thing at Tennessee, Lane Kiffin leeds, We're 1:39:51.320 --> 1:39:51.840 gonna sho him. 1:39:51.840 --> 1:39:55.040 We're gonna paint a rock. I just don't see these 1:39:55.120 --> 1:39:58.040 things happening. Ty, you wanna kill a bunch of trees? Yeah, 1:39:58.160 --> 1:40:01.240 they kill trees. I know or how to do it. 1:40:01.360 --> 1:40:07.040 Sorry, roll Tide, you yell Roll Tide like it's World Star. 1:40:07.520 --> 1:40:14.360 It makes no sense at any point. I just don't 1:40:14.439 --> 1:40:17.559 see it happening the sec mentality anywhere else. 1:40:17.680 --> 1:40:19.760 This is a very close cousin of another name that 1:40:20.200 --> 1:40:23.160 named another item we had in our list. Coach comes 1:40:23.200 --> 1:40:26.679 in and wants to be more physical, yes, like out 1:40:26.680 --> 1:40:28.599 of Color, does not want to be a little more physical, 1:40:28.800 --> 1:40:31.080 right like it just it always happens. We had one 1:40:31.479 --> 1:40:34.320 a couple of years ago. New defensive coordinator wants to 1:40:34.360 --> 1:40:38.559 approach the game with a more attacking, aggressive mentality. These 1:40:38.560 --> 1:40:41.559 are all kind of in the same genus generally speaking. Yeah, 1:40:42.200 --> 1:40:43.920 so I like this one a lot. I think you're 1:40:44.080 --> 1:40:45.560 I think you're in line for some points. Here. I 1:40:45.600 --> 1:40:47.519 think I'm feeling very good about this. Are we ready for? 1:40:47.760 --> 1:40:48.880 This is my pick once again? 1:40:49.200 --> 1:40:51.320 This is again your pick. Yes, I think this rounds 1:40:51.320 --> 1:40:52.880 out my roster. The pick is in. This is your 1:40:52.920 --> 1:40:53.800 last pick, a big one. 1:40:57.280 --> 1:40:59.439 Les Miles is one of five coaches who has won. 1:40:59.320 --> 1:41:00.519 A national chance. Job. 1:41:07.080 --> 1:41:09.960 If at any point anybody says this and the other 1:41:10.080 --> 1:41:13.559 person in the broadcast booth doesn't start with a sentence 1:41:13.640 --> 1:41:14.720 with okay, but. 1:41:17.160 --> 1:41:18.080 Okay, but. 1:41:19.600 --> 1:41:22.439 Then they should be fired on the spot. Les Miles 1:41:22.479 --> 1:41:24.400 has won a national championship. He's one of five who 1:41:24.400 --> 1:41:26.160 have won the national champions You know who the five are, 1:41:26.520 --> 1:41:29.280 So it's jimbo obviously, the first person you think of 1:41:29.479 --> 1:41:34.360 college football championship head coach. Obviously, Nick Saban, Dabo Sweeney. 1:41:34.680 --> 1:41:38.439 The fifth is tricky. Some would say old dog new tricks. 1:41:38.479 --> 1:41:40.320 Some of day old dog new tricks. It's Mac Brown 1:41:40.880 --> 1:41:42.679 is the fifth, which is insane. 1:41:43.120 --> 1:41:46.280 We're in such a bad place as a sport that 1:41:46.439 --> 1:41:48.880 Mac Brown and Less Miles are in an impressive group 1:41:48.920 --> 1:41:49.360 of people. 1:41:49.800 --> 1:41:53.960 What I like about this one is that again, announcers 1:41:54.000 --> 1:41:55.800 have a lot of time to kill when they're up 1:41:55.800 --> 1:41:56.360 there in the booth. 1:41:56.439 --> 1:41:58.880 Yeah, and somebody on like the Z team is going 1:41:58.920 --> 1:42:01.360 to have to do Kansas schemes. No disrespect to the 1:42:01.400 --> 1:42:03.640 one Kansas fan who listened at emailed he was very 1:42:03.680 --> 1:42:07.880 angry about our preview. Yeah, he was sorry about that, dude, 1:42:08.320 --> 1:42:11.200 really sorry, Hey, okay, not really. And I quote, why 1:42:11.280 --> 1:42:18.000 didn't you talk about Kansas, Kansas having the best secondary 1:42:18.080 --> 1:42:18.800 in the Big twelve? 1:42:19.040 --> 1:42:23.320 Kansas? And I looked it up. Kansas had the worse 1:42:23.640 --> 1:42:24.840 secondary in the Big twelve. 1:42:26.000 --> 1:42:29.799 So if you're wondering if college football is an uncurable disease, 1:42:30.840 --> 1:42:33.439 we got an email from a Kansas fan asking why 1:42:33.560 --> 1:42:36.320 we weren't more optimistic about Kansas. 1:42:37.280 --> 1:42:39.479 But what I like about this is because announcers going 1:42:39.520 --> 1:42:41.960 to find himself in some black hole, the pregnant pause, 1:42:42.040 --> 1:42:44.639 the whole fluty thing. Yeah, and he's going to start 1:42:44.680 --> 1:42:47.360 talking about how you know, less Miles coming to Lawrence 1:42:48.040 --> 1:42:52.000 gives instant credibility to a Kansas football team program that 1:42:52.120 --> 1:42:55.679 has lost I'm not kidding ninety games in eight years. 1:42:55.880 --> 1:42:56.200 M hm. 1:42:57.240 --> 1:42:59.920 That's a boot that is three times the amount that 1:43:00.120 --> 1:43:03.160 Urban Meyer has lost in his entire collegiate coaching career 1:43:05.080 --> 1:43:09.200 eight years, nine or more losses every year since twenty 1:43:09.280 --> 1:43:14.200 ten so I know everybody's just like everyone's hearing this. 1:43:14.360 --> 1:43:17.599 But with Virgineers, I love it, but it's they've been 1:43:17.640 --> 1:43:18.880 really bad for quite some time. 1:43:19.240 --> 1:43:21.519 Over the room. It's like, boo, yeah, you brought it 1:43:21.640 --> 1:43:22.040 all down. 1:43:22.600 --> 1:43:26.160 So the thing with Kansas is to you, if you 1:43:26.200 --> 1:43:28.920 were going to subscribe to the Mountain Gladwell ten thousand 1:43:29.000 --> 1:43:33.400 hours rule, is Kansas or is it Rutgers? Who's closer 1:43:33.479 --> 1:43:34.759 to becoming a losing expert? 1:43:38.560 --> 1:43:41.599 I feel like it's Rutgers. It has to be Rutgers. Yeah, 1:43:41.800 --> 1:43:43.840 the lows have been lower. I feel like it's been right. 1:43:43.960 --> 1:43:45.479 It's got to be Rutgers. I think it's Rutgers. 1:43:45.680 --> 1:43:49.160 So congratulations Kansas. We're not Rutgers. 1:43:51.080 --> 1:43:53.640 The other thing that I like about this is, you 1:43:53.720 --> 1:43:56.040 know Winter Lose. It's like the old Winter Lose became 1:43:56.080 --> 1:43:58.400 for the booze. Thing with you like this is this 1:43:58.520 --> 1:44:02.000 could represent less his belief of glory right, Like it's 1:44:02.040 --> 1:44:04.200 probably a Swan song. This is probably not a long 1:44:04.280 --> 1:44:07.840 term thing at Kansas. If nothing else, there'll be at 1:44:07.920 --> 1:44:09.880 least a couple interesting things that fall out of the 1:44:09.960 --> 1:44:12.760 Jayhawks football program this year. And that's okay. It's okay. 1:44:12.760 --> 1:44:13.720 As college football fans. 1:44:13.760 --> 1:44:17.360 I enjoyed that last was really enthusiastic about getting back 1:44:17.360 --> 1:44:19.919 into coaching. Interviewed at a couple of group of five schools, 1:44:20.200 --> 1:44:22.400 and the reports were it didn't go super well, We're 1:44:22.439 --> 1:44:25.760 not hiring them. And then Kansas stands up and says, 1:44:26.280 --> 1:44:31.280 how what. Okay, that's last miles in Kansas right now, 1:44:32.000 --> 1:44:39.040 all right, our last pick of the evening. I want 1:44:39.040 --> 1:44:40.599 to have a serious discussion here, folks. 1:44:43.240 --> 1:44:48.000 Pregnant pause. I want to talk about Midfield logo desecration. Yeah, 1:44:51.120 --> 1:44:52.920 it's not Michigan centric. I love it. 1:44:57.800 --> 1:45:00.800 Was that your James Frank Okay, did I sell it? 1:45:00.960 --> 1:45:02.360 I'm just doing it for this side of the room. 1:45:02.439 --> 1:45:02.639 Yeah. 1:45:03.520 --> 1:45:06.880 So there was an issue, a moment, an issue whatever 1:45:07.560 --> 1:45:09.400 where Devin Bush from Michigan. 1:45:10.560 --> 1:45:14.519 Bank Yeah, oh yeah, decided to take some matters into 1:45:14.600 --> 1:45:18.720 his own hands and go on out and just take 1:45:18.800 --> 1:45:23.439 his heel, his big old boot to the Michigan State 1:45:23.560 --> 1:45:27.559 Spartan logo at Midfield. We watched the video backstage about 1:45:27.560 --> 1:45:32.240 eight times. It kind of never gets old. At one point, 1:45:32.400 --> 1:45:38.479 his his earphones fall off and then he just stop him, no, no, no. 1:45:39.240 --> 1:45:42.120 Then he decides like he's just ready to go coaches 1:45:42.200 --> 1:45:44.160 have to hold him back like he was fired up 1:45:44.200 --> 1:45:47.320 for that game against Little Brother. Yes, there was also 1:45:47.400 --> 1:45:51.400 a situation with I believe Baker Mayfield a. 1:45:51.360 --> 1:45:53.280 Baker Mayfield, a little bit of Baker Mayfield to him. 1:45:53.680 --> 1:45:55.800 Baker Mayfield decided that he was going to have some 1:45:55.920 --> 1:45:59.160 fun with the midfield logo. Our issue with this, and 1:45:59.240 --> 1:46:01.720 you brought up a very point there are a lot 1:46:01.800 --> 1:46:05.120 of schools now that just have field turf. Yeah, it's 1:46:05.200 --> 1:46:06.960 more difficult. And so if you want to go out 1:46:07.000 --> 1:46:10.439 there and destroy the midfield logo, like you really gotta 1:46:10.479 --> 1:46:12.880 want it, you have to try. You will really hurt 1:46:13.000 --> 1:46:14.000 the turf in this game. 1:46:14.960 --> 1:46:18.080 And the really good part of this story, Michigan State 1:46:18.160 --> 1:46:20.599 does not have field turf. They have natural grass. 1:46:21.240 --> 1:46:23.719 And we looked it up. Michigan State has. 1:46:23.600 --> 1:46:28.920 An award winning field like the Turf Association two years running, folks. 1:46:29.240 --> 1:46:31.519 They are one of four schools in America that has 1:46:31.600 --> 1:46:32.960 won Turf of the Year twice. 1:46:34.120 --> 1:46:35.720 That's what Devin Bush did to it. 1:46:36.000 --> 1:46:38.639 He treated it like the spotted owl and dumb and dumber. 1:46:39.840 --> 1:46:44.200 This beautiful, pristine, award winning turf Devin Bush desecrated, not 1:46:44.360 --> 1:46:47.240 unlike what Baker Mayfield did with the flag at Ohio State. 1:46:47.400 --> 1:46:49.280 So I don't know if this is gonna happen. 1:46:49.800 --> 1:46:52.600 Half the stuff on here probably won't happen, right, But 1:46:53.280 --> 1:46:55.200 when it does, I want to be the one money 1:46:55.240 --> 1:46:57.000 waiting for it to fall at the back of the truck. Yeah, 1:46:57.880 --> 1:46:59.439 So there you go. So all right, let's see what 1:46:59.520 --> 1:47:03.160 we got here and see our final These are good teams, 1:47:03.680 --> 1:47:07.200 these are solid teams. So go through your roster real quick. 1:47:07.960 --> 1:47:12.479 I've got do you have Trevy up there? Yeah, I'm 1:47:12.520 --> 1:47:13.280 work shopping at. 1:47:15.160 --> 1:47:18.120 Trevor Lawrence as the already the first pick in the 1:47:18.240 --> 1:47:22.280 twenty twenty one NFL draft. Tiny field demos, which I love. 1:47:24.080 --> 1:47:27.479 Mike Loxley knows the DMV. I'm so jealous of tiny 1:47:27.520 --> 1:47:30.200 field demos. Let it be known. Does that say near 1:47:30.400 --> 1:47:35.719 win Jim mear win Jim for James Franklin. Yeah. Again, 1:47:35.760 --> 1:47:37.080 the Penn State contention. 1:47:36.960 --> 1:47:42.240 Is digging it, headshake, snubbing, and midfield desecration. 1:47:42.520 --> 1:47:44.880 Yeah, and yours. Oh, I have to turn all the 1:47:44.880 --> 1:47:45.679 way around. Okay. 1:47:45.880 --> 1:47:48.599 So we've got the Secretary of swagger culture, Manny Diaz. 1:47:49.280 --> 1:47:53.280 That's a mouthful. We've got transfer portal girl, We've got 1:47:53.360 --> 1:47:57.719 off season motivation, and usual major the sec mentality girl 1:47:59.280 --> 1:48:03.800 and then let's is elites with a giant asterisk and 1:48:03.840 --> 1:48:08.160 then the asterisk underneath it says eh. And so we 1:48:08.280 --> 1:48:11.080 have yet another Todd McShay mel kiper in the audience. 1:48:11.120 --> 1:48:14.000 So from NBC Sports Network, please welcome Tim Murray. 1:48:14.840 --> 1:48:16.760 Where's him? Where's him? Where is it? 1:48:18.439 --> 1:48:22.799 He's all dressed up, folks, he is swearing his finest 1:48:22.840 --> 1:48:28.280 clip flops. Go on. Okay, so we have complete rosters 1:48:28.320 --> 1:48:31.280 that need evaluation. You can watch him on It's The 1:48:31.360 --> 1:48:35.000 Daily Line, The Daily Line, Yes, new show. Yeah, he 1:48:35.200 --> 1:48:37.200 sort of looks like Scott van Pelt right now I 1:48:37.240 --> 1:48:41.600 have hair, yeah, but he has hair pretty great and 1:48:41.720 --> 1:48:42.519 a lot less money. 1:48:42.680 --> 1:48:45.240 Yes. So if you're betting you do a show called 1:48:45.280 --> 1:48:46.080 The Daily Line, I do. 1:48:46.240 --> 1:48:49.639 If you're betting on any of these to occur more 1:48:49.680 --> 1:48:52.160 frequently than any of the others, which one are you picking? 1:48:52.680 --> 1:48:53.639 I'll just say this tide. 1:48:53.680 --> 1:48:58.440 Did you know that Mike Locksley's new coach is former Tamatha. 1:48:58.160 --> 1:49:01.200 Head coach whoa v gmv D M. 1:49:01.720 --> 1:49:05.040 Yeah, that'll definitely mention in Marilyn Howard when it's like 1:49:05.200 --> 1:49:10.719 thirty five, Yeah, Howard's gonna be up that big. 1:49:15.360 --> 1:49:19.720 Again Taylor. I'm sorry it hurt. Taylor's left. You don't 1:49:19.720 --> 1:49:23.320 know where he's gone. Can I make a caveat? Can I? Can? I? 1:49:23.600 --> 1:49:26.679 Can I better your number one overall? Picked? Sure? WHOA? 1:49:27.680 --> 1:49:27.720 So? 1:49:27.880 --> 1:49:30.880 How many times on F S one or ESPN are 1:49:30.960 --> 1:49:34.720 they going to say, should Tyler Trevor Lawrence sit out 1:49:34.800 --> 1:49:37.599 next year? On my sheet? That needs to be added? 1:49:37.680 --> 1:49:39.200 If that counts, then you win. 1:49:39.479 --> 1:49:42.320 It counts, then you win, because that's gonna be the 1:49:42.360 --> 1:49:43.160 whole off season. 1:49:43.320 --> 1:49:46.320 Because what happens inevitably once the NFL types get there, 1:49:46.560 --> 1:49:48.720 get their claws on Trevor Trevor Lawrence. If you numb one, 1:49:48.760 --> 1:49:51.280 he would have been plus. It becomes that age old 1:49:51.360 --> 1:49:53.519 argument because we've seen it happen with guys sitting out 1:49:53.560 --> 1:49:55.960 Bowl games and like, does Saquon Barkley really want to 1:49:56.040 --> 1:49:59.800 risk injury that sort of thing. Trevor Lawrence is another year, 1:50:00.040 --> 1:50:03.040 Trevor Larns is two years left. It would be masterful 1:50:03.080 --> 1:50:05.000 if we heard it this year. I would saybe he 1:50:05.000 --> 1:50:07.960 should just quit now and just like go to NFL Europe? 1:50:08.120 --> 1:50:11.920 Is that still a thing? There's arena football. I was 1:50:12.000 --> 1:50:12.599 in Miami. 1:50:13.080 --> 1:50:16.320 As people know, Miami has a great sport contention. Sure, 1:50:17.520 --> 1:50:21.720 And I'm listening to Dolphin fans and they're like, well, 1:50:21.840 --> 1:50:24.960 you know, Trevor Lawrence, those open and I don't know 1:50:25.439 --> 1:50:29.960 whether or not to interject into people's bar room conversation. 1:50:30.160 --> 1:50:32.160 And I just leaned over and go, he's got two 1:50:32.240 --> 1:50:33.880 years of village, but he's got to go to college 1:50:33.920 --> 1:50:35.560 for two more years. And I just leaned back in 1:50:36.280 --> 1:50:41.080 and they're like, damn Dolphin fans. Otherwise otherwise was Nick right? 1:50:41.200 --> 1:50:41.439 Nice? 1:50:44.800 --> 1:50:49.680 The lebron apologist Bill Snyder's apology has retired, so the 1:50:49.720 --> 1:50:52.640 transfer portal ger goes down, It does a little bit, 1:50:52.960 --> 1:50:54.719 but Pat Fitzgerald came through in the clutch. 1:50:54.840 --> 1:50:55.320 That's true. 1:50:55.680 --> 1:50:59.280 Smartphones, man, smartphones or you guys just you know, don't 1:50:59.320 --> 1:50:59.719 have fans. 1:51:01.040 --> 1:51:04.000 The less is Elite is tremendous. Thank you. I will 1:51:04.040 --> 1:51:07.760 give that to Dan. I want to give it to you. 1:51:07.840 --> 1:51:09.880 I want to the tiny field demo. 1:51:10.120 --> 1:51:13.320 Can we also add in how many times Reggie Bush 1:51:13.360 --> 1:51:16.240 and Matt Lioner we'll talk to Brady Quinn about five 1:51:16.320 --> 1:51:23.479 Notre Dame UIs, Yeah, it will happen. 1:51:23.560 --> 1:51:26.200 All the time every show, Like I always feel like 1:51:26.240 --> 1:51:27.960 as a Notre Dame fan, it is a college football 1:51:27.960 --> 1:51:29.320 you don't need to be a Notre Dame fan. I 1:51:29.400 --> 1:51:31.840 always feel like there is like an unspoken tension there. 1:51:32.200 --> 1:51:34.599 It's very weird for me to watch all of those 1:51:34.840 --> 1:51:37.840 guys on the same field interacting and like acting friendly 1:51:37.960 --> 1:51:42.000 field because yeah, fie field, because it just seems like 1:51:42.040 --> 1:51:43.840 they should be sworn enemies. There should be a boo. 1:51:44.960 --> 1:51:45.200 Was there? 1:51:45.760 --> 1:51:50.720 I was there too? Oh? Yeah, thank you? I do 1:51:50.880 --> 1:51:51.920 want to know Dan. 1:51:52.200 --> 1:51:55.200 Yeah, is the Arizona forty four to fifteen win playing 1:51:55.240 --> 1:51:57.719 in Oregon's locker room right now for officers? 1:51:58.640 --> 1:52:00.560 Yeah, you lost to Arizona by twenty nine points. I 1:52:00.640 --> 1:52:01.240 didn't lose. 1:52:02.800 --> 1:52:05.080 I just is that the Notre Dame fans out there 1:52:05.320 --> 1:52:08.080 does tie, just concedes too much. 1:52:08.320 --> 1:52:11.080 You need to fight back with the Notre Dame jabs. Yeah, 1:52:12.120 --> 1:52:12.679 they lost. 1:52:12.880 --> 1:52:15.760 They lost to Arizona by more points than Notre Dame 1:52:15.800 --> 1:52:18.600 lost at Clemson. Remember that this is twenty four to 1:52:18.760 --> 1:52:20.559 fifteen and Khalil Tait was hurt. 1:52:24.760 --> 1:52:25.240 It's true. 1:52:25.400 --> 1:52:28.719 No, it wasn't great. It wasn't great. Let's just review 1:52:28.800 --> 1:52:33.040 Notre Dame playoff touchdowns, top three, top four, top five, 1:52:33.160 --> 1:52:34.320 let's whatever. 1:52:34.040 --> 1:52:35.760 You want to review the health rich era or we 1:52:35.800 --> 1:52:36.040 want to. 1:52:37.040 --> 1:52:39.559 He was. He went to the playoff in Florida, touchdow. Okay, 1:52:40.200 --> 1:52:43.880 do you have any other I uh, I would give 1:52:43.920 --> 1:52:47.160 a it's okay, Notre Dame is subhealth Ridge. 1:52:47.280 --> 1:52:52.680 It happens we didn't lose to Arizona by twenty nine. No, 1:52:54.760 --> 1:52:57.519 I would give a slight lean to Dan's rocks. 1:52:57.760 --> 1:53:00.560 I think the last pick the less miles, because you know, 1:53:00.720 --> 1:53:03.240 every game when Kansas is down by thirty five, oh 1:53:03.320 --> 1:53:03.639 my god. 1:53:04.040 --> 1:53:09.639 Yeah, but you know, yeah he won. He has a rink, 1:53:09.640 --> 1:53:13.000 he wears his hands and who was the who's the rapper? 1:53:13.040 --> 1:53:16.120 He got to come to Springfest or whatever? The spring game? Ye, yeah, yeah, 1:53:16.680 --> 1:53:19.280 it was snoop. It was a snoop. Yeah, so you 1:53:19.400 --> 1:53:21.960 got that. No, it was it was some more recent Yeah, 1:53:22.880 --> 1:53:25.280 brick bro, that's pretty good. 1:53:25.920 --> 1:53:26.600 I was. I was. 1:53:26.760 --> 1:53:28.479 I was desperately trying to find a way to talk 1:53:28.520 --> 1:53:30.879 about all the makeup he wore in that Capital one commercially. 1:53:31.680 --> 1:53:33.559 But my favorite, and it's going to give you an 1:53:33.600 --> 1:53:38.120 early lead, was the weather Demonstration because you know, for 1:53:38.240 --> 1:53:41.680 the first three weeks, yeah, you're picking Texas. That's going 1:53:41.720 --> 1:53:43.960 to give you a massive lead, and then you never 1:53:44.120 --> 1:53:47.120 go back to weather in like late September through the 1:53:47.200 --> 1:53:49.360 rest of the year. It's just an early lead. I'll 1:53:49.400 --> 1:53:51.960 take the early lead. I'll take the early lead. So 1:53:52.120 --> 1:53:55.719 show of applause. If you are on ties team roster wise, 1:54:03.280 --> 1:54:04.360 they really kept that going. 1:54:04.600 --> 1:54:05.799 They like that was sustained. 1:54:05.880 --> 1:54:07.679 Yeah all right, And if you're on my team ross, 1:54:12.160 --> 1:54:12.880 it's about even. 1:54:12.920 --> 1:54:21.439 But I give a deal. It's Mega Taylor time. Okay, 1:54:21.520 --> 1:54:25.880 I'm the Trevor Lawrence. If it includes the sitting out 1:54:25.880 --> 1:54:28.160 a year, that's a whole off season of a lot. 1:54:28.320 --> 1:54:30.800 That's a lot. But it's just it's just the season. 1:54:30.880 --> 1:54:33.240 It's just I have I have a very bad tendency 1:54:33.320 --> 1:54:35.720 of picking things two years before they happened. Yeah. 1:54:35.760 --> 1:54:39.120 I did the Mike Gundy hair thing, like before he 1:54:39.200 --> 1:54:42.960 grew the mullet. How could I possibly know? He's like, really, 1:54:43.000 --> 1:54:43.920 he's gonna grow a mullet. 1:54:44.040 --> 1:54:46.080 Yeah, he grew a freaking mullet a year after I 1:54:46.120 --> 1:54:48.320 picked the hair thing, and I was kicking myself for 1:54:48.480 --> 1:54:50.200 So what are you gonna be a year ahead on here? 1:54:50.720 --> 1:54:51.760 It could be the Trevor Lawrence. 1:54:51.840 --> 1:54:54.520 Trevor Lawrence, Trevor Lawrence, that's just gonna be all you know, 1:54:54.640 --> 1:54:55.640 Trevor Lawrence would. 1:54:55.440 --> 1:54:59.760 Sit and if Mike Loxley ends up, you know, maybe surprising. 1:54:59.800 --> 1:55:02.280 If you teams this year at Maryland. 1:55:02.120 --> 1:55:04.320 I think you'd say it surprisingly grows hair. That would 1:55:04.360 --> 1:55:07.440 be great, that would be I would get points for that, dude, 1:55:07.520 --> 1:55:07.680 you do. 1:55:08.360 --> 1:55:10.600 But if that ends up happening, that's something that I 1:55:10.640 --> 1:55:11.040 could see. 1:55:12.480 --> 1:55:14.560 I think you have higher potential. I think I think 1:55:14.760 --> 1:55:17.760 there's a little more consistency with mine. I like it. Okay, so, 1:55:18.160 --> 1:55:21.680 ladies and gentlemen, Tim Murray slash Meltkuiper slash Top McShay. 1:55:27.160 --> 1:55:30.880 So those are picks. The show's not over though, so 1:55:31.200 --> 1:55:35.080 at this point. So there you have it. Dallas DC 1:55:36.240 --> 1:55:39.600 sellout crowds in both spots. Thank you to everyone who 1:55:39.720 --> 1:55:41.880 came out to see us live and to all of 1:55:41.960 --> 1:55:46.480 you listening at home. 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