Speaker 1: No, not yet. Okay, once you think go, what do
Speaker 1: they go? You know, once you think go one, two
Speaker 1: three recording, go, I guess ted? What's gotta be? Will
Speaker 1: tell you what's saira jel tonight? We will, and we'll
Speaker 1: tell you which ones we don't like. Welcome to Serial Killers,
Speaker 1: Episode one ninety seven. Today is Monday, September twentieth. Yay,
Speaker 1: we're halfway through it. More than halfway through September already.
Speaker 1: Did you like do something before this episode started? Because
Speaker 1: you started off very hot, Sugar? Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: episode seven. Oh my god. Relax, buddy, that's you, not me, No,
Speaker 1: it was you. Okay, you just you just did it.
Speaker 1: I Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scottie B. And I'm Andrew,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about cereal. Wow. Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go right to the box of Jamie Moon.
Speaker 1: Can I read this fun review first? Nope? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: glad I am a podcast.
Speaker 2: Go host on it, No, Andrew, because I guess it.
Speaker 2: I can duck on its great, Andrew.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with that, you know what
Speaker 1: it has to do with because if we're going to
Speaker 1: do that, then I have to do this, and I
Speaker 1: have to find this and serial Killers? Yeah reading the reviews, Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that why can I find it? I just did
Speaker 1: the jingle, all right, so go ahead and read the review.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this one comes from see Mick Yo five stars.
Speaker 2: This isn't a show about serial killers, so you won't
Speaker 2: learn much about Scott Kimball and Andrew Erti Alis, but
Speaker 2: you will get to know Scotty be and Andrew Pug.
Speaker 2: What more could you want from a podcast? Witty banter
Speaker 2: rating the serials we all want to try, and a
Speaker 2: good time packed into a rye fifteen to twenty five
Speaker 2: minute episode. Personally, I love the longer episodes, but I'll
Speaker 2: take any of them. I hope Scotty being joyce the
Speaker 2: forty eight cents you just earned.
Speaker 1: From my listen serial Killers reviews. I do need more reviews.
Speaker 1: I did see that one. I love it. I mean too.
Speaker 2: I will say I thought that they were calling us
Speaker 2: the serial I just put together now that the two people,
Speaker 2: Andrew Erdy Alice and Scott Kimball, we're both serial killers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't with an s, so I thought that he
Speaker 2: was just making up like funny names for us, and
Speaker 2: it just clicked to me now that those are actual
Speaker 2: serial killers.
Speaker 1: Yes, he did his research, Yeah I didn't. Shall we
Speaker 1: eat some of Jamie's box sure, I mean from her,
Speaker 1: I mean from this stuff to sense? Yes, okay, thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Jamie. We have endless cereal from you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Now. This movie came out I think
Speaker 1: in July. Space Jam. Yes, there you go. We never
Speaker 1: had the cereal. I can't believe it. Isn't that crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the movie either. I didn't either, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't see the first one. Oh god, Well, let's
Speaker 1: not get into the movies I haven't seen, because you'll
Speaker 1: you'll get angry again and people will email in time.
Speaker 2: To be honest, it's really not that big of a
Speaker 2: deal for Space Jam because it's more of like a
Speaker 2: millennial thing.
Speaker 1: Well, there was a novelty movie back in the what
Speaker 1: yeah was it the nineties.
Speaker 2: It's definitely gotten more hyped up over the years, but
Speaker 2: at the moment, it was kind of just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's Space Jam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't find any of the shaking things, like
Speaker 1: I want to what's going on?
Speaker 2: Why don't you just get like a separate that you
Speaker 2: could load all these sounds onto.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, it really doesn't work that way in this way.
Speaker 2: It's funny because other people that do podcasts say it does.
Speaker 2: So I'm just confused as to how you are so
Speaker 2: behind on it.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing that I'm gonna do, because we do
Speaker 1: it at the radio station with all the stuff from
Speaker 1: the radio station. I think what I need to do,
Speaker 1: and we'll make life much easier. But it is older. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: If I just label everything ck and that way after everything,
Speaker 1: because I have things labeled all backwards. You know, if
Speaker 1: I label everything ck, it'll all just be there when
Speaker 1: I need it.
Speaker 2: Why don't you do this as a project when you
Speaker 2: know when you're here at two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Is this my homework assignment? Yes, I don't have one.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't find anything. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: shake it because there's marsh shake shake, Scotty shake shake.
Speaker 1: You see, let me tell you all of Scotty shake
Speaker 1: because the pounds are back, all right, some beast slim
Speaker 1: slim more off. No, I just have not been taken
Speaker 1: care of myself, and you're indulging a little bit. I
Speaker 1: haven't been indulging like here, comes space jam a new legacy.
Speaker 1: Do the kids these days even know who Bugs Bunny is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They do. And that's Lebron James. Well that I know.
Speaker 1: He wasn't in the first one though. It was Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan when it. Yes, yeah, I knew that them. See
Speaker 1: artificially flavored berry cereal with marshmallows. I don't like the
Speaker 1: artificially flavored stuff. You know that. I do know that
Speaker 1: about you. You are a health nut. It doesn't really
Speaker 1: have any much to do with health. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to put artificial things into me. I need
Speaker 1: tons of sugar, but it's gonna be pure cane sugar,
Speaker 1: not artificial.
Speaker 2: So when you eat, like just say a dunkin donut
Speaker 2: and I don't eat that's cane sugar.
Speaker 1: You checked, Well, it's probably a higher frictose corn syrup,
Speaker 1: but it's not artificial. Okay, yep. Just just need to
Speaker 1: see where you stood on that with his hair in here?
Speaker 1: How is there a hair in this box? How the
Speaker 1: box was sealed?
Speaker 2: Well, looks like whoever was working the factory that day
Speaker 2: special chair h A R E.
Speaker 1: Because of Bugs Bunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, stupid. Wait
Speaker 1: when they say hair of the dog.
Speaker 2: Then oh wait, no, because hair is just a rabbit. Okay,
Speaker 2: just forget I was talking.
Speaker 1: What's hair of the dog? I've never heard that.
Speaker 2: That's what they call like when you drink the next morning,
Speaker 2: Like if you drink a lot and then you drink
Speaker 2: the next morning to like get not have a hangover,
Speaker 2: they call it like hair of the dog.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, this looks like it should be a Halloween
Speaker 1: cereal because the basketballs look like pumpkins and the white
Speaker 1: things look like ghosts. I don't what are the white
Speaker 1: things supposed to be? Can I see? Yeah? Backboards? I mean,
Speaker 1: what are the white things? Bunny? Oh no, it looks
Speaker 1: like it looks like ghosts and pumpkins. Okay, this could
Speaker 1: totally be a Halloween cereal. Okay, but I'm also pretty
Speaker 1: sure that you can't really buy it anymore. I think
Speaker 1: you only see it in random stores.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: It came and went, just like all novelty movie cereals do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, so you're telling me that you've well, I mean,
Speaker 2: you get drunk off of one beer, but shut up
Speaker 2: two And there are Miller lights.
Speaker 1: They call I don't drink Miller light. Okay, sorry, Bud, lights.
Speaker 1: They call me two cans Sam because they usually two
Speaker 1: cans and I'm done. I can't ready, I can one,
Speaker 1: two three. It's berry berry Kicked with marshmallows. It's interesting
Speaker 1: you say that because I was going to but berry
Speaker 1: berry Kicks is naturally flavored, not artificially flavored. So why
Speaker 1: can't they naturally flavor this? I don't know, but that's
Speaker 1: pretty much what this is. I give it three bowls
Speaker 1: in a spoon.
Speaker 2: I give it four bowls in a spoon. It's a
Speaker 2: little too sweet. Berry Berry Kicks is my ultimate fate,
Speaker 2: one of my ultimate faves. This one can't compete because
Speaker 2: it's I don't like the marshmallows in it.
Speaker 1: I do like the marle too sweet. I don't love
Speaker 1: the berry flavoring, like berries, knowing in my head that
Speaker 1: it's a fake berry flavoring, so it was made in
Speaker 1: the lab.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just imagining like a scientist devoting their life
Speaker 2: to discover.
Speaker 1: Ficial berry flavoring and beakers and test tubes.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, of course this caluminum could work well with
Speaker 2: is a berinium?
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to the next Jamie cereal.
Speaker 1: You think she gets really excited when we just talk
Speaker 1: about her. She's basically funding this podcast. If you want
Speaker 1: us to talk about you, just send us a giant
Speaker 1: box of cereal or iron box from Ferial. The next
Speaker 1: two cereals are going to be bags. Would you like
Speaker 1: to swim?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: They're not so sweet. Wait all right, it's a Multomeal special.
Speaker 1: And if you could, please Andrew check Serial KILLERSPC dot
Speaker 1: com and tell me if we've done this one. I'm
Speaker 1: ninety nine point nine percent sure we have not. Go
Speaker 1: to the Maltomeal pull down tab. Okay and type and
Speaker 1: look for Berry Colossal Crunch.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Maltomeal, peanut buttercups, Christian Hies, Stone Sir Apples,
Speaker 2: Which one am I.
Speaker 1: Looking for Berry colossal Crunch? Nope? Really? Now, well, this
Speaker 1: is very Colossal Crunch with marshmallows. So it's basically going
Speaker 1: to be space Jam cereal. No it's not. It's going
Speaker 1: to be Captain Crunch crunchberries with marshmallows. Oh yeah, Oh
Speaker 1: what do you mean? You like crunchberry cereal but I
Speaker 1: don't like it with marshmallows. That's too sweet? You know what?
Speaker 1: Open mind? I'm gonna go on with an open mind
Speaker 1: oh wow, you spill all over. That's one thing that
Speaker 1: Multimeal needs to perfect. I'm a fan of Multimeal. I am, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we both are. It smells very, very potent in a
Speaker 1: good way. Yeah. It smells much more berry e than
Speaker 1: the last one. Is it artificial berry flavored? Oh? Let's see, uh,
Speaker 1: naturally and artificially flavored. Seriously, why can't they just squish
Speaker 1: up some berries and put it in.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's that easy. Yeah, one day, when we're
Speaker 2: cereal scientists.
Speaker 1: I would really like to go to one of the
Speaker 1: cereal factories and sit in the room with them where
Speaker 1: they developed the flavors.
Speaker 2: Dondie knows somebody who works at I think either Kellogg's
Speaker 2: or something, and she knows them.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm pretty sure she knows that we've done a
Speaker 1: ceial podcast for two years. Why has she not hooked
Speaker 1: us up with them yet? Well, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: we should talk to her about that. Yeah, let's all right, Andrew,
Speaker 1: here we go every flossil Crunch with Marshmellows from Multimeal.
Speaker 1: That is a lot of smells, really, it is, right,
Speaker 1: It's very very pungent. Yeah, one, two, three, uh uh
Speaker 1: ew this is one cereal. But even I say, doesn't
Speaker 1: need the marshmallows. You have to remember, I'm not a
Speaker 1: huge fan of crunchberries, but this is crunchberries intense. This
Speaker 1: doesn't even taste like crunchberries. It does, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Nothing about this tastes like a crunchberry. All right. I'm
Speaker 1: not a fan of this. It tastes like what does
Speaker 1: it taste like? I'm still gonna give it. Three balls
Speaker 1: in a spoon. Now this gets a bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 1: The marshmallows are Oh, I see what they're doing. There's
Speaker 1: a dolphin and like a cat'in. Oh wow, there's a
Speaker 1: cat'n marshmallow. Yeah, that's a rip off right there. Well,
Speaker 1: technically he's a sea pirate, so yes. And it looks
Speaker 1: like maybe a treasure. It looks like a middle finger.
Speaker 2: Joined the high seas with sea pirates and his aquatic friends.
Speaker 1: Look, there's a middle finger right there. What is that?
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you. I don't know anyway, three balls
Speaker 1: in a spoon, it's all right, No, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: It gets a bawl in a spoon from me. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not even too sweet. It just doesn't have the
Speaker 1: right flavors of anything. See, this may have ruined the
Speaker 1: next bagged cereal because the next bag is not going
Speaker 1: to be sweet at all. Okay, and so we're probably
Speaker 1: not gonna like it just because our mouth has so
Speaker 1: much sweet in it. Right now, I'm ready. Should we
Speaker 1: do a palate cleanser? Do you have some water? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't take there's a bag right there. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not real. That bag of water isn't real. That's playwater.
Speaker 1: I don't. There's no one is playwater. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it came with my kid's kitchen set. It's a fake.
Speaker 1: It's not real.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna take back what I said in the
Speaker 2: last episode of you saying the dumbest thing with bipolar
Speaker 2: polar Bear, and now crown this as the dumbest thing
Speaker 2: I've ever heard. That's the bag of water not being water.
Speaker 2: Oh here's another thing about Cape Cod where we were
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I'm boom. I just got whips. They don't sell bottled
Speaker 1: water anymore. They can it's in a box or a can.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the difference, Well, plastic, I thought it would
Speaker 2: be pretty no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, I understand that. But so people are just gonna
Speaker 1: throw the other stuff away and it's gonna go on.
Speaker 1: It's recycled. But you plastic could be recycled too, but
Speaker 1: people just aren't.
Speaker 2: Aren't doing it again because seventy percent of what you
Speaker 2: recycle is actually make it to a land like.
Speaker 1: It just goes to a land seventy percent. Is that
Speaker 1: number valid?
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, you can check it out. There's actually a
Speaker 2: great podcast that I could link you to, all about trash.
Speaker 1: This is the greatest podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is a great episode of a podcast. Okay,
Speaker 2: but yeah, most of what you recycle doesn't actually go
Speaker 2: I agree with you there, I really do, because I
Speaker 2: know that. I'm pretty sure in my town where they
Speaker 2: take the buckets on Tuesdays, yeah, it all goes into
Speaker 2: the garbage truck altogether.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: They're not separating crap. It does, and it's all going
Speaker 2: right to the landfill exactly. So it's just a big
Speaker 2: show and it's a huge problem.
Speaker 1: We used to actually, fun fact, and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get too into garbage, but they use we used
Speaker 1: to ship my circle all the China I know, and
Speaker 1: they don't take it anymore. I get the wat I know.
Speaker 2: So now we're stuck with each state and each county
Speaker 2: doing their own thing when it comes to garbage, but
Speaker 2: nobody is doing the same thing. So Cape Cod is
Speaker 2: doing cans and glass, but the rest of the country
Speaker 2: is doing plastic.
Speaker 1: It just is a mess.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Andrew. I didn't mean to upset you. No,
Speaker 1: but it was a fascinating podcast. Listened to it like
Speaker 1: three four times. I'm gonna go get this bag of
Speaker 1: cereal that should be in a box.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna go get a bottle of water that
Speaker 2: I can clearly see with my eyes as a palate cleanser. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I need to check this one to Andrew, because I
Speaker 2: feel like we've done this one in a box, but
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, this one is in a bag and
Speaker 2: it's really stupid because it's not a resealable bag. So hello,
Speaker 2: but it's Nature's path heritage flakes. Would you please check that, please?
Speaker 1: Andrew? A delicious blend of commut. Oh God, I can't
Speaker 1: say this word. Coross nature's path. Yeah, Corrossin wheat k
Speaker 1: H O R A S A N. What carossin? Don't
Speaker 1: know what that is. It's wheat, oats, spelt, barley, millet
Speaker 1: and keene wall heritage flakes Andrew Nature's Path heritage flakes
Speaker 1: we have not No. I thought we did some sort
Speaker 1: of heritage flakes in a box, but this one is
Speaker 1: in a bag and I ripped. I hate Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know what a stupid path we did, multi brand flakes,
Speaker 1: dumb Nature's Path. Oh, it's going everywhere so angry. Wait
Speaker 1: does that one? That one doesn't even have a receal,
Speaker 1: So I'm saying it's got nothing, it's torn. This one's
Speaker 1: going in the garden. I'm gonna, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have spill this one in the park across the
Speaker 1: street and that the pigeons eat it. When we're done.
Speaker 1: The pigeons will love it. Actually, the pigeons will probably
Speaker 1: be like this is crap. Yeah, speaking of pigeons. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: where we're eating outside in the city, I was with
Speaker 1: my two daughters.
Speaker 2: I am just I feel like I'm getting like Mike
Speaker 2: Tyson plunched. Every time you start a new topic. There's
Speaker 2: just no warning.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, yeah, so we're gonna go feed the pigeons.
Speaker 1: And then vision came right up to us and had
Speaker 1: it was missing one claw, and it was disgustingly dirty,
Speaker 1: and it just kept like standing right with New York
Speaker 1: City pigeons have no fear. No, they'll stand right next
Speaker 1: to you, the squirrels, And so Cooper dubbed him Dirty Derek.
Speaker 1: That was his name because when we go to the beach,
Speaker 1: there's a beautiful seagull that we see named Delilah. Hate seagulls,
Speaker 1: but she's beautiful and she's she's not an a hole.
Speaker 1: She stands there and just wait, she's not an attacker.
Speaker 1: She is a very pristine, clean with the big gullets. No,
Speaker 1: she's very that was a pelican red eyes around her,
Speaker 1: and she's very pretty. And she's Delilah. Oh, and she
Speaker 1: comes and hangs out with us. But in the city
Speaker 1: it's Dirty Derek. Maybe Delilah would go for Dirty Derek
Speaker 1: because he's a bad boy. Pitch, that'd be a weird
Speaker 1: looking bird. Ready, here we go, one, two, three. Nope,
Speaker 1: you like him, but it's not bad.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was expecting a hint of sweet. It's not there.
Speaker 1: I'm getting it. You got sweet? Yeah, I don't. Maybe
Speaker 1: I should have cleansed my palate. Here's the water that
Speaker 1: you're saying is not real. Well, no, this tastes too
Speaker 1: healthy to man. I like it. And again I think
Speaker 1: the sweet of the last cereal ruined it. I would
Speaker 1: actually eat this would again. Okay, why don't you take
Speaker 1: the bag home and have it for breakfast tomorrow? You're
Speaker 1: not gonna go that far, no, because I hate the bag. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give it four bowls. I think it's decent, and
Speaker 1: I'm way on the other end of the spectrum giving
Speaker 1: it a bowl in a spoon. Oh god, sorry, no,
Speaker 1: I'm choking on it. It almost tastes like a like checks. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It tastes like that which checks which one? Which?
Speaker 1: Which one? Not corn? Check? No? Which one was it?
Speaker 1: It was like the double sided one? Oh, the one
Speaker 1: that they don't make anymore? Which one? Yeah, the rice
Speaker 1: corn one? Or the one that was like one side
Speaker 1: one thing? And then you flip it over and I
Speaker 1: think you're thinking of Chris Picks. Yeah that one, Okay,
Speaker 1: Chris Picks. Cris Picks. I think we still have that one.
Speaker 1: We want to try it. I'm good, all right, thanks
Speaker 1: so much though. Okay, Well, that was a very exciting
Speaker 1: episode of serial Killers.
Speaker 2: How many?
Speaker 1: How many minutes? We're fifteen to change? They said they
Speaker 1: liked longer episodes. We can't. I gotta go. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get a parking ticket. Talk nope about Nope, nope, nope
Speaker 1: something much appreciation, Jamie Moon, thank you for the cereals
Speaker 1: you supplied for this particular episode. Yeah, I actually really
Speaker 1: like your heritage flakes. They're not hers, their nature's paths. Huh.
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Speaker 2: And while you're there at zero KILLERSPC dot com, why
Speaker 2: don't you check out what cereals we've rated or check
Speaker 2: out the Hall of Fame the secret or not secret,
Speaker 2: because it's a tab on the website.
Speaker 1: We have a Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all the cereals that got five balls from
Speaker 2: both of us, or if we had a special guest
Speaker 2: unanimously five bowls.
Speaker 1: There's only about ten or eleven cereals. That's I did
Speaker 1: not know that. Yeah, I should check that out sometimes.
Speaker 1: And I hear you. We're gearing up for the Spoonies.
Speaker 1: They're back, folks, are they?
Speaker 2: The deadline is coming up soon for them to submit
Speaker 2: their last minute cereals to get either a best cereal
Speaker 2: numb or a worst cereal.
Speaker 1: I heard that the captain was stuff in your pocket
Speaker 1: with two dollars bills. No, yeah, not at all, trying
Speaker 1: to get that new chocolate carnal crunch up there. It
Speaker 1: was multimeal Sea pirate. That's actually stuffing my pockets. All right.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening until we see you on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: and then again next week with more cereal on Monday
Speaker 1: at Serial Killers and thanks check us out. Make sure
Speaker 1: you listen this Wednesday for an all new bowl chat.
Speaker 1: I just said that, No you didn't. I did.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: You said Monday, no, and I said also Wednesday. Oh
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that part. Okay, Well say crunch Andrew, crunch,
Speaker 1: M cool, that's it. I guess we wasted so many cups.
Speaker 1: I know those are going to the landfill too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are