Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
Speaker 1: crucially important today.
Speaker 2: On This is.
Speaker 3: Important, ten inches of the foul less cock you've ever seen.
Speaker 4: Give me your max potatoes. You want to know the truth.
Speaker 4: I think we're in heaven right now.
Speaker 2: Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah ye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeh yeh ye yeah yah ya yeah yeah. Disgusting
Speaker 4: like a dog drinking water. Let's talk. Let's get ready
Speaker 4: to talk. Let's talk. Let's fucking talk. Are you ready
Speaker 4: to talk? Dude? Dude.
Speaker 3: Some of these other podcasts they fucking chit chat.
Speaker 4: We're to fucking talk. We talk and talk, dude.
Speaker 2: We are boys talking unreal, And that's what's different other
Speaker 2: you know, you see these podcasts and they're just gabbing.
Speaker 2: They're just gabbing, not us.
Speaker 4: We fucking you know what. It's because we're men of
Speaker 4: a certain age. Okay, back to talking. Nobody talks anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't. We don't chit chat.
Speaker 2: In other words, for what I'm about to say, which
Speaker 2: is tall the gift of gab.
Speaker 4: We talk. Welcome to t I I Talk, g I talks.
Speaker 3: What and what is one more way to say talking,
Speaker 3: chatting or gabbing.
Speaker 4: I'm racking my brain. I think of it.
Speaker 2: If you're at home and you're listening to this right now,
Speaker 2: you're in the car and.
Speaker 4: Just scream it. Just scream it as loud as you can.
Speaker 2: Says, Well, we'll channel it somehow, and it is.
Speaker 4: We're chatting. Come on, baby, we said gab we said gas,
Speaker 4: we said throat chatting in there? What I throwing down?
Speaker 4: Throwing down? That's take it easy on me. Where is
Speaker 4: your mustache? You son of a bitch?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can we talk about what the fuck happened to your face?
Speaker 4: Dude? You can't say bro down anymore because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just took twenty eight years off of your
Speaker 2: actual age.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, what the fuck? What the fuck am
Speaker 6: I looking at here?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What is disaster? My guy? I like it is like,
Speaker 4: this is so lame. This is gonna be so lame.
Speaker 4: My hair Your wife wouldn't kiss you with it. It's
Speaker 4: a little bit of that. Okay, hang on, are you
Speaker 4: ready for this?
Speaker 3: So? Like, my hair is super long right now, and
Speaker 3: I hate it. So I want to get a haircut,
Speaker 3: like this week. I wanted to get it this weekend.
Speaker 3: We couldn't get it in and uh, Emma was like,
Speaker 3: I like your hair long. She's like, you know, I
Speaker 3: don't love the mustache, but I like the hair long.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh. She's like, why do.
Speaker 3: You have a mustache? And I was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I feel like it just finishes my face.
Speaker 4: That's what I said. Yeah, you know, And I'm glad.
Speaker 4: We're just here to talk about a man of a
Speaker 4: certain age. So you're Norwegian, You're not finished. So I
Speaker 4: feel like a certain age.
Speaker 2: I feel like they have to have a dad, sash,
Speaker 2: and you got some young kids and you want a dad.
Speaker 4: You want a strong, masculine dad slash.
Speaker 2: To throw those kids on the couch and I feel
Speaker 2: like I photos with it.
Speaker 4: And sometimes they miss the couch. Sometimes they hit the
Speaker 4: coffee table.
Speaker 3: And so then she goes off for like uh and
Speaker 3: then she stop gabbing, goes a bike ride. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm in the gym, I'm working, and I go I'm
Speaker 3: gottle stairs almost shave it off. When she gets back,
Speaker 3: she's gonna be like, what she noticed it?
Speaker 4: And then that's enough, that's actually care.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh, I have a zone the fact.
Speaker 4: That she took her this long to notice your white
Speaker 4: as mustache. Yeah, you've had that mustache for a long time.
Speaker 4: It's not even notice. It's that she tolerated it, you know.
Speaker 2: That is I feel Chloe would have on week one
Speaker 2: and a half would have been like you would have
Speaker 2: got paid.
Speaker 4: What are we doing right? Not even dropping clues? What
Speaker 4: are we doing? Straight up? What are we doing? Before
Speaker 4: we leave the house? I do need to say something.
Speaker 4: This is ground? Does does your wife ever say? This
Speaker 4: is ground? This is grounds and my coffee grounds? What
Speaker 4: do you mean? Okay, this is what you mean? This
Speaker 4: is ground? This is whole beam is what is it? Hey? Sweetheart?
Speaker 4: This is ground? Are we talking? Hun your face? And
Speaker 4: what is heir that's growing out of it? It's ground,
Speaker 4: it's ground. It might be it's giving grounds grounds.
Speaker 3: And by the way, you don't even want them to
Speaker 3: finish that sentence because you know what it's grounds for. Hey,
Speaker 3: shut up, shut up, say and just to make sure
Speaker 3: she knows you're talking to her, you say, woman.
Speaker 5: Woman, shut up, and then you just go and she goes,
Speaker 5: is that a vibrator?
Speaker 4: What the fuck? That's grounds? And I go no, no, no,
Speaker 4: go up that is.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I tried to hold eye contact.
Speaker 3: I grab the wrong thing.
Speaker 4: I bet I keep it. I keep it in the
Speaker 4: same drawer. Why do I have it? I don't know why.
Speaker 3: You've never seen it called man and why it's small
Speaker 3: enough to fit in the man.
Speaker 7: Sweetheart, It's called man escape. But this is part of it.
Speaker 7: Forget you ever saw because that's not what we're doing here.
Speaker 7: That's not what we're doing.
Speaker 4: And this is ground This might be ground. Hey you're grounded.
Speaker 4: You got grounded? Is there more grounds? I guess that's
Speaker 4: a little more grounds.
Speaker 2: Uh no, for Todd, I'm echoing like crazy. I'm hearing echoes.
Speaker 2: I'm echoing like crazy.
Speaker 4: My audio, we're all over the place on this spot.
Speaker 4: I'm sounding crispy. I'm blame Netflix. It might be Netflix. Hey,
Speaker 4: let's talk. It's got it, let's talk. I'll talk about it. Hey,
Speaker 4: this wouldn't happen on Pluto.
Speaker 2: I'll say, Hey, if we're if we were on too
Speaker 2: be crystal clear, but we're on the flicks. All of
Speaker 2: a sudden, we technical issue.
Speaker 4: Thanks Netflix.
Speaker 2: If I was, if I if we were podcasting live
Speaker 2: from fubom, okay, it would be crystal clear, no echoes.
Speaker 6: I haven't tapped in with Fubo in a minute. I
Speaker 6: actually I don't know if I did.
Speaker 4: You say in a minute, as in like you used to.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I ever have. I don't know
Speaker 4: if I ever had. I fuck with Fubo. I watched
Speaker 4: fubo ear day. And what are you watching on fubo?
Speaker 4: You've got the floor news? Local news? Oh? I like?
Speaker 4: I love local news.
Speaker 6: Really, k cal, you're hitting k Cow, I do, I love.
Speaker 6: I haven't watched the news in a long time. I'm
Speaker 6: pretty tapped out. I watch local news every day in
Speaker 6: the morning. I get because we don't let go watch TV.
Speaker 6: But you know, I'm trying to watch the news and
Speaker 6: catch up on my sports center. And I go BO
Speaker 6: in the morning, what do we watch?
Speaker 4: And he goes sports and news?
Speaker 2: Right, and then he says, I love news.
Speaker 7: I mean he doesn't trying to raise him to be
Speaker 7: a weather He said news and he had your phone.
Speaker 2: He doesn't, you know, he doesn't even watch it. He's
Speaker 2: like really bored when it's on. He wishes it was
Speaker 2: Uh you know, Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 4: Are we watching is Mark Brown? Did he retire Martin? Uh?
Speaker 4: You know I'm talking about those.
Speaker 5: Is he the black dud dud still got legend?
Speaker 4: I saw him in person once, pros shook.
Speaker 2: Do those newspeople when you see him out and about,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they are bigger celebrities to me, Like
Speaker 2: if I saw like George Clooney and be like, oh fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: that's George.
Speaker 4: Holy ship, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: If I saw Dallas Rains, who is the l a
Speaker 2: local weatherman, who is a goddamn living legend, if I
Speaker 2: see him, I mean, I'm shook, and I'd.
Speaker 4: Have to come to the podcast and talk about it.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to watch a biopic of Dallas
Speaker 3: Rains laid by George Clooney.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like that's that would be hard.
Speaker 4: I feel like Clooney, it's right there.
Speaker 2: I wonder if there's you know there, because you know
Speaker 2: there's something there, there's something there with Dallas.
Speaker 4: Wait, what do you mean? Just I if.
Speaker 2: You don't know, you have to look up what my
Speaker 2: boy Dallas Rains looks like and how.
Speaker 6: He I believe we talked about him quite a bit
Speaker 6: because if you don't know what what he looks like,
Speaker 6: he's he's he's stunning he looks like a leather man.
Speaker 2: He looks like his name. He is Dallas Rains and
Speaker 2: he's born to do this job.
Speaker 3: And I imagine that's not his real name, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe it is.
Speaker 4: I imagine it's not.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we're born to become usain Bolt becomes a fast word.
Speaker 3: Do weather people name themselves goofy names like essentially pornostars?
Speaker 2: My local weather name guy in Omaha, Nebraska for years
Speaker 2: and years and years and years and years.
Speaker 4: Jim Flowers. Good name. And you don't think that's real?
Speaker 4: I mean, that's huge. Is it real? Is it real? Bam?
Speaker 2: No one knows that real?
Speaker 4: Damn do we still have Is that real? Mark Stummer?
Speaker 4: And it's real? I'm talking about it. No, I'm talking
Speaker 4: about is it real?
Speaker 2: Is it real?
Speaker 4: We have it somewhere? We have it somewhere.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well on the board is where where we want
Speaker 2: to have it, so you can easily push the button
Speaker 2: there it is, or.
Speaker 7: We just talk, or we just talk, we just get
Speaker 7: back to No, I'm done with the board.
Speaker 4: I want to talk. Yeah, I'm saying, okay, we know
Speaker 4: you're done with the board. I'll take the board. I
Speaker 4: would love the board. I think it'd be over I
Speaker 4: think I'd be overboard is what it would be if
Speaker 4: I over good movie, great cover.
Speaker 2: There's something deeper with Dallas Rains that we haven't tapped into.
Speaker 2: What is his personal life like? Because something I don't
Speaker 2: super Christian?
Speaker 6: You think, Yeah, I feel like a lot of people
Speaker 6: in the news are mad Christians.
Speaker 4: I think he's doing the Lord's work. Why why is that?
Speaker 6: I just it just feels kind of churchy to me.
Speaker 6: You're up, Burley, You're you're dressed in the morning.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, I mean the fucking Today Show. Do you
Speaker 5: think it's churchy? When Matt Lower has a fucking lock.
Speaker 2: The door button underneath the different desk, that's different plowing pas.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's a little what's the name of the guy.
Speaker 4: What's the name of.
Speaker 3: The guy at the Pearly Gates who's like, you're going
Speaker 3: to heaven, You're going to hell.
Speaker 6: There's a guy who's Yeah, I think it's Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: Peter. It's Peter, isn't it. Peter's at the Peter.
Speaker 2: They give they gave the jobs to the Paul Paul
Speaker 2: that the Beatles, it's Paul Ring.
Speaker 4: Goes back there to me and Okay, I like that.
Speaker 5: I just took his joke and add it to who
Speaker 5: gets the points there.
Speaker 6: If Paul is at the gates, I'm getting in because
Speaker 6: Paul seems like a down ass home.
Speaker 4: Are we talking apostle Paul?
Speaker 2: Are we talking Paul McCartney because he's not talking wings.
Speaker 6: I'm not talking beetles. I'm talking apostle, Paul Wing.
Speaker 4: You are talking wings technically, well angel wings. Brother, you
Speaker 4: guys got it now, we're talking?
Speaker 3: Yes, he shop is hidding today?
Speaker 4: Can I can I get serious for a second? Can
Speaker 4: we do some serious talk? Hey, bitch, shut up? Do
Speaker 4: you think this is this is ground? Do you think
Speaker 4: do you think you're getting into heaven? Yeah, you're in?
Speaker 4: You think you're going? Dude me? Yes, fucking come on?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: There's only one thing you need to do to get
Speaker 4: into heaven. What believe in Jesus?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Christian man, this is my middle name.
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm Catholic. I just need you right before I die.
Speaker 2: I go, motherfucker atone me from us and a priest
Speaker 2: will run in and you think that's say, bitch, you're good,
Speaker 2: Splash some water on me.
Speaker 4: It's that easy.
Speaker 6: Why are people going to church if that's all you
Speaker 6: have to do, dude.
Speaker 2: The fact that everyone is in Catholic because Catholics they
Speaker 2: give you such a sick out. I mean, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of other bad ship that comes with it, but
Speaker 2: they give you that sick out where they you can
Speaker 2: just be atoned for your sins and then bingo bango.
Speaker 6: At the very end on your deathbed, so you can
Speaker 6: be you can be like a rotten person and then
Speaker 6: just on your deathbed you have a priest come in,
Speaker 6: spray your ass with the water.
Speaker 4: Spread your ass. Yes, she's got a tushy up there.
Speaker 4: You have to believe. You have to believe.
Speaker 2: Uh, at the end of your life, when you're literally dying,
Speaker 2: you're believing, right, You're believing.
Speaker 4: You're all in Oh yeah, what else are you doing
Speaker 4: your hope? People? I don't know if people are believing,
Speaker 4: they're hoping, they're like, I feel like I believe.
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't pray on the regular, but
Speaker 2: on my darkest days of my life.
Speaker 4: I've been like, oh, that's when you ask for your help.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm gonna fire this one upstairs. And
Speaker 4: I and I truly believe those moments to look in
Speaker 4: the mirror. You have to look in the mirror and go,
Speaker 4: we're worm food and this is it. Just go kiss
Speaker 4: your boys. That's it.
Speaker 6: When's the last time, if ever, have you ever prayed,
Speaker 6: not prayed, not not prayed on people before.
Speaker 3: What do they call it, the prefrontal cortex? Definitely before
Speaker 3: that was formed?
Speaker 4: Really not? I just am you're not a prayer guy. Well, no,
Speaker 4: we know that. But you know what, I believe in
Speaker 4: the sun.
Speaker 2: No, I mean yeah, I mean that's I get that.
Speaker 2: I do understand you. You worship raw. I believe the
Speaker 2: sun set us up.
Speaker 4: You worsh up Raw.
Speaker 2: Okay, but we are talking so that means if you
Speaker 2: your gone dead, god fucking flat lined. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 2: throwing one up and all of a sudden, eyes of flutter,
Speaker 2: you come out of a cloud and you're standing there
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden there's these.
Speaker 4: Dope That's not how it would come out.
Speaker 2: First of all, well there's these dope ass pearly gates.
Speaker 2: Well everyone does when you smoke cookies.
Speaker 4: I would come out like this.
Speaker 2: Okay, I would come out like you would come out,
Speaker 2: and I would come out like ship.
Speaker 3: This is hot and if you're subscribing Netflix, you know
Speaker 3: what that's like.
Speaker 6: I would come out like the Undertaker, w W like
Speaker 6: sit up, book around, that's choke slam the doctor Boom,
Speaker 6: I'm back, bitch.
Speaker 4: So then okay, I feel like Paul be Blake's alot,
Speaker 4: Blake slap shout a prayer, I should a prayer. He's back.
Speaker 4: O R P dude, al r I P legend.
Speaker 2: So do you think then then they're just going, uh no,
Speaker 2: we're good here, FAM with you.
Speaker 4: You're a stupid dumb ass.
Speaker 2: And we're good here, famam right, and they send you
Speaker 2: along along your way. And then when Blake comes, Blake,
Speaker 2: do you think you're getting in?
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Speaker 6: Do I think I'm getting into heaven when you come? Honestly,
Speaker 6: I hate to be on record, but I don't think.
Speaker 6: I don't think of heaven exists.
Speaker 4: Really, I hate to be on record. Bro, life is
Speaker 4: a record.
Speaker 6: Because I know when I pull up to Paul, he's
Speaker 6: gonna pull up this episode of the podh you said
Speaker 6: you talked about it on you said there was no
Speaker 6: other talking. You're not getting in You're talking, Yeah, you
Speaker 6: want to know the truth. I think I think we're
Speaker 6: in heaven right.
Speaker 4: Now's why we're talking. Oh beautiful, I think beautiful. It's
Speaker 4: like meant this podcast. Sorry, I think this podcast very moment.
Speaker 4: I thought you meant with the three of you, the
Speaker 4: data where we live. Let me give you the love
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's getting bad. That's where it looks
Speaker 6: like you have an alien inside your palm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see that dupy again.
Speaker 5: I don't, dude, I don't let's see that doopy trends we.
Speaker 4: Need to You are so Norwegian.
Speaker 2: Also, why did it take Dursey's camera so long to
Speaker 2: focus back up because his mustache is gone?
Speaker 4: Damn, dude, don't be a dick. Don't be a dick.
Speaker 4: I thought we were talking to I'm sorry. I don't
Speaker 4: mean to be a dick.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, I I think I think heaven is
Speaker 6: on Earth personally, I think this life said that.
Speaker 4: I think it was like Armstrong. Yeah, dude, heaven is
Speaker 4: a place. Can we replace Sweet Caroline with that song? Please?
Speaker 4: Oh man? Uh dude, I was in Dublin.
Speaker 6: Dude, I'm so heaven on Earth. Talk about heav Uh
Speaker 6: fucking that. Isaac and I were talking. We were walking
Speaker 6: through the streets of Dublin.
Speaker 2: We're like Blake would love it here so much because
Speaker 2: every there are so many bars.
Speaker 4: On the streets.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, no, it actually was the cleanest city.
Speaker 2: We saw very very few homeless people. It was in
Speaker 2: and just like no graffiti. It was like very nice.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, now you're talking my language.
Speaker 2: And every bar was like a stablish If you started
Speaker 2: a bar in the seventeen or sixteen hundreds, it didn't close.
Speaker 2: Oh it didn't close because every bar. There's not a
Speaker 2: new bar in that fucking city. Every bar, and there's
Speaker 2: like one every fifteen steps is like established seventeen thirty two,
Speaker 2: established sixteen ninety one. We went to a bar that
Speaker 2: was eleven sixty eight, and that's one of the oldest
Speaker 2: bars in town. Eleven sixty eight.
Speaker 4: Dude, eleven sixty eight, eleven sixty eight, So at least
Speaker 4: that's that's long long time ago, So long ago, dude.
Speaker 4: Did it's like what is it? Is it solid? Does
Speaker 4: it stink? Like what?
Speaker 5: That's hella old? It's great. It's great.
Speaker 2: I mean like like the doors are like super tiny,
Speaker 2: like yeah, supposed to get in, like durs might not
Speaker 2: be allowed. Everyone is like my size and looks like
Speaker 2: a cousin of mine.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh shit, what's up? Might as well call
Speaker 4: this place heaven. That's it was.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting in cool and so the whole city
Speaker 3: like because I've never been the city. Look, obviously these
Speaker 3: bars are old. Does the city look old? Are there
Speaker 3: new buildings? Like?
Speaker 4: What's the there are some new buildings. Is there a
Speaker 4: Dave and Buster?
Speaker 2: I didn't see David Busters maybe way on the outskirts,
Speaker 2: but no, it seemed h Actually.
Speaker 4: No, I take that back. There was like an arcade
Speaker 4: type place. It wasn't d and B. Let's go, Let's go. Okay,
Speaker 4: So were you guys just at the arcade the whole time?
Speaker 4: Just playing time?
Speaker 2: Christ Oh we didn't really swing through that unfortunately, but
Speaker 2: every night was like absolutely throwdown. Like every bar we
Speaker 2: got we got there on a Monday and didn't check
Speaker 2: it out. Every bar was just like jamming on a
Speaker 2: Monday and a Tuesday and a Wednesday and a Thursday,
Speaker 2: and every every bar that you would walk past there's
Speaker 2: people in it.
Speaker 4: It doesn't feel empty and dead. I'm drunk Mountain.
Speaker 5: We walked past it. People were singing the killers.
Speaker 4: Are we human?
Speaker 2: Or are we dancer And it was a crowd of
Speaker 2: three hundred people in this bar.
Speaker 4: There's a Friday night. It was packed. Wow. And they're
Speaker 4: all singing it and I'm like, look at look at this,
Speaker 4: that's the one they're singing. Huh yeah, because because during
Speaker 4: the world, because this is their sweet line. That was
Speaker 4: the song. Somebody used that song. I don't know. I
Speaker 4: think it's the millennial super anthem right right.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like Sweet Caroline is a generation too old.
Speaker 5: But killers are we human? Or are we dancer?
Speaker 2: That was an absolute right damn for us millennials. Dude,
Speaker 2: and it was I stopped and videoed it. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is this is perfect.
Speaker 4: It made you wonder are we human? Are we human?
Speaker 4: Or or are we dancer? The place was wonderful.
Speaker 2: We did talk about how if you were there, Blake,
Speaker 2: we would lose you to the city.
Speaker 6: I believe that it's in my It's on my bucket list.
Speaker 6: I definitely have to go Ireland.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even have to be on a boat. It
Speaker 3: could just be on your list of places to go next.
Speaker 6: Now it's definitely in my top three. I think it's Tokyo, Ireland.
Speaker 6: I really want to go to Antarctica. But that's on
Speaker 6: some like science science ship.
Speaker 4: Also, you can just go there. I have friends that
Speaker 4: have been a travel agent away from sorting it all
Speaker 4: out for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Blake like looks at that travel as if it's
Speaker 2: like out of reach or it's impossible. You you aren't
Speaker 2: a poor person. I can't afford to just go on
Speaker 2: a trip. You know you can do it.
Speaker 4: I just I get I get scared to leave home.
Speaker 6: I feel like, I don't know, it's just a lot,
Speaker 6: it's a big to do, packing bags.
Speaker 4: You're not needed. Yeah, you're not needed. I promise you're not.
Speaker 4: Everyone you know will be okay, yeah you're not needed. Wow,
Speaker 4: thank you. Your family would be like okay, yeah yeah
Speaker 4: yeah you oh you're still here. You come back and
Speaker 4: you bring guests and they go, you're right, yes, you
Speaker 4: you left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were gone, and you your gift from antarctica.
Speaker 4: Everything is busy with but it's just melted. So it's
Speaker 4: just like you. I just have like a cup a
Speaker 4: cup of water. Daddy.
Speaker 3: There's just another guy. They're like all rocked up, like
Speaker 3: what's up. They're like, I guess now it all makes sense.
Speaker 4: You were gone. We move on, don't worry. Come on, man,
Speaker 4: that's not nice. But no, I go to Tokyo. I think
Speaker 4: you could go to all these places. I want to Tokyo.
Speaker 4: It's great, dude, Tokyo is fucking fantastic.
Speaker 3: Do you know who's there all the time. You're fucking
Speaker 3: bff A, t BA and Aco. I know they're there constantly.
Speaker 4: They were gonna take me.
Speaker 2: They're there like every four months through there, And I
Speaker 2: don't think that's an overstatement.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I want to go.
Speaker 3: Just I even think you could go with them as
Speaker 3: like a guy who holds lights.
Speaker 6: Dude, that would be kind of cool if I was
Speaker 6: like sort of the the lighting bro.
Speaker 4: I could be down to that. Yeah. Or you could
Speaker 4: just go when they go and we'll have fun not
Speaker 4: now what?
Speaker 6: Okay, you know I could do that, But now I'm
Speaker 6: starting I need a purpose.
Speaker 4: But also I'm starting to like I'm kind.
Speaker 6: Of in the realm of like family vacation. Save it
Speaker 6: up for like family vacations. That seems you could do both.
Speaker 6: But yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3: Just just took my old family to Stockholm Copenhagen. I
Speaker 3: was We went on a road trip up to Oregon
Speaker 3: and then Montana through Idaho and back through Utah, went
Speaker 3: to Zion.
Speaker 2: Now when you do that, are you guys just in
Speaker 2: your constantly?
Speaker 5: You don't have like a giant escalator.
Speaker 4: Don't have one of those pandemics sick like.
Speaker 2: Or like an r V or something, or like a
Speaker 2: sprinter band or something. You just have like a regular
Speaker 2: But like, is that three rows? Oh? It is okay?
Speaker 4: What about a like an eye de buzz the the Volkswagen.
Speaker 3: Dude love those and they have them tricked out with
Speaker 3: a tent on the top. But those are topped out
Speaker 3: at two hundred miles a charge, which is just atrocious.
Speaker 4: No, dude, you need to get gasoline. I wave at
Speaker 4: people who drive those. I go, right, you're doing the
Speaker 4: Lord's work.
Speaker 6: I did a I drove to the Bay Area last
Speaker 6: weekend and I took Sam's car, which is electric, and
Speaker 6: I had never taken a road trip with an electric car.
Speaker 6: It's fucking stressful, dude, It's not It's not cool.
Speaker 3: I love I got we got to one of our destinations.
Speaker 3: I was like, we're gonna push it. We're gonna skip
Speaker 3: this charge and we're gonna go to the next one.
Speaker 3: And we got there with three miles left on the charge.
Speaker 3: Because I was like, because I go.
Speaker 4: With your whole family. That is absolute psychotic. That's grounds, bro,
Speaker 4: that's ground. That's dude, that's ground. It was like it
Speaker 4: was like stop at eleven and then stop again.
Speaker 3: At twelve thirty or something, and I was like, no, because.
Speaker 4: How long does it take to charge? It's sucking forty.
Speaker 4: Let me just give you this short give me this
Speaker 4: is a short answer. Here's a short answer.
Speaker 3: On a trip, they want to keep you between twenty
Speaker 3: and eighty percent of your battery, right, So they don't
Speaker 3: want you to fill up too high because it takes
Speaker 3: a long time to like it like protects the batteries
Speaker 3: when it's under twenty or over eighty.
Speaker 4: So the fastest time to charge.
Speaker 3: Is when you're between when you're at twenty one percent
Speaker 3: up to eighty and then you leave. Sure, I don't
Speaker 3: want to have four fifteen minute stops in a day.
Speaker 4: I want to have one twenty and one forty. I
Speaker 4: think that's the same.
Speaker 3: And so my point was like I don't want to
Speaker 3: stop at eleven, fifteen and twelve thirty. I want to
Speaker 3: stop at twelve three, which is like lunchtime, and we'll
Speaker 3: just go.
Speaker 4: This is what you're telling your children, Wow, we charge
Speaker 4: for yeah, and their way. They couldn't like we pulled
Speaker 4: the fuck up. I mean, Emma's like white knuckling it,
Speaker 4: Like what happens.
Speaker 6: If a car dies? Does you have to when when
Speaker 6: an electric car dies? They can't just like tow it right?
Speaker 6: Don't doesn't like fully seize up? Like you can't even
Speaker 6: exit the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a door. It's like a calf muscle.
Speaker 3: It's like a Charlie horror.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it lock you in?
Speaker 2: It's like that movie from Disney Channel, from their early
Speaker 2: two thousand Smart House.
Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't it like smart locks you in? Is it
Speaker 4: like like Smart House? You can't exit the vehicle? Correct?
Speaker 4: You can? Dude? What are you talking like?
Speaker 3: You sound like you sound like every old person I
Speaker 3: talked to at this wedding who found out we were
Speaker 3: driving electric car. They're like, all right, so now we're
Speaker 3: hearing about these things. I'm like, you lose yep, electric cars?
Speaker 4: How does it work?
Speaker 6: I didn't know any of this, about the battery, like that,
Speaker 6: the middle charge thing, everything you're talking about.
Speaker 4: I didn't know about any of this.
Speaker 6: So I on a Friday and when I got to
Speaker 6: the Grapevine.
Speaker 4: That's kind of like the mountain you have to drive through.
Speaker 2: And why did you take Sam's electric view? Because I would,
Speaker 2: And what kind of electric car does she have.
Speaker 6: She's got like a little BMW, like electric BMW okay.
Speaker 6: And I just thought it would save on gas. I
Speaker 6: didn't want to pay for gas on the way up.
Speaker 4: It would use no gas. It save it.
Speaker 6: But as I was driving through the Grapevine, a fire
Speaker 6: started and they shut the They shut the hill down.
Speaker 6: You couldn't get it get over the grapevine. And then
Speaker 6: the car is telling me, like, you have to find
Speaker 6: a charging station. So I ended up like driving around
Speaker 6: the mountain, but I never got to the charging station.
Speaker 6: I was driving for seven hours and I only got
Speaker 6: one hour away from home.
Speaker 4: It was really bad. I turned around seven hours on hour.
Speaker 6: I went up the Grapevine, turned around. I tried to
Speaker 6: drive around the mountain, but then I drove back into
Speaker 6: the fire because the the car is telling you where
Speaker 6: to go charge the charge stations are, but it doesn't
Speaker 6: know there's a fire.
Speaker 4: So I drove back into the fire. So I just
Speaker 4: turned around.
Speaker 3: I do love the idea of of seeing a fire
Speaker 3: in front of you. And the cars like pull ahead,
Speaker 3: and you're like, I have to have to drive literally.
Speaker 6: What I'm like, I guess I got and I'm like
Speaker 6: I'm I'm like looking at the smoke, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: I don't like, I don't think this is the right way.
Speaker 2: I'm on, pussy, drive ahead, keep going, pussy.
Speaker 4: Multi vehicle says, drive us a nightmare. So then you
Speaker 4: just came home. Well, like, why do you? I mean
Speaker 4: you guys drive all the way went home? I went home.
Speaker 2: Urs is driving to Oregon and ship why not fly?
Speaker 2: Why there's a direct flight that flies into conquered where
Speaker 2: you're from.
Speaker 4: Why not just get on a.
Speaker 2: Plane, get there in an hour and a half and
Speaker 2: and be done with it.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't like airports, and I I.
Speaker 4: Enjoy you like the drive. I like the drive. I
Speaker 4: like the five.
Speaker 3: I do think that that is a nor cal person thing.
Speaker 3: I don't think any southern California person loves the drive
Speaker 3: up north.
Speaker 6: But because it's ugly, it's flat land, it's like, it's
Speaker 6: not pretty. But I just Harry's Range classic, great stop,
Speaker 6: we should go there.
Speaker 3: But people who live up north, who move south, they
Speaker 3: love that fucking drive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good time to what is it seven hours?
Speaker 4: Six hours in an electric car?
Speaker 6: It probably is, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's it adds
Speaker 6: quite a bit when you got an electric Oh that
Speaker 6: sounds miserable.
Speaker 4: But what's dope is it?
Speaker 3: On the way back, I've made it with no charge
Speaker 3: all the way home and the cars like because again
Speaker 3: it wants you to get home with like sixty miles
Speaker 3: on your battery, and I'm like, I don't need sixty miles.
Speaker 4: I need six. Yeah, it's bullshit. If I if it.
Speaker 3: Tells me I got six miles, I'll have because it
Speaker 3: tells you what you're gonna have when you get to
Speaker 3: your destination.
Speaker 4: But how's me got six miles? That's far?
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 4: Is it? Is it?
Speaker 2: Like I'm always worried about and by always meaning I've
Speaker 2: never driven an electric car, but I would be worried
Speaker 2: about it. Just not that like the gauge is not
Speaker 2: quite right. Oh yeah, and this six miles is actually
Speaker 2: zero miles and you're fucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to really trust the robot. That's what
Speaker 4: wild man durs.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'll go to Orange County on a fucking half
Speaker 3: battery for a water polo weekend.
Speaker 4: And then I'm on driving back and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: think we can make it. Damn. The kid's a sleep
Speaker 4: in the backseat, and I'm just like, we got this.
Speaker 4: We fucking got that. You've never ran out of battery before?
Speaker 3: No, No, I mean I've also been I'm like, not risky.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it if it was like planning it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's looking ahead the charging slation and.
Speaker 4: There's a charger.
Speaker 3: There's a charger on the way where if I see
Speaker 3: it's down to two miles and I'm ten miles from home, Like,
Speaker 3: I'll pull over.
Speaker 6: Okay, this is another thing. This is real, this real
Speaker 6: electric car charger talk.
Speaker 4: And sent me. It sent me to let's get into it.
Speaker 6: When we're talking, boy, we're talking boys, it's this guy's talking.
Speaker 4: It sent me to It sent me to somebody's house.
Speaker 4: It sent me to a personal residence. Why did it
Speaker 4: do that? There was just some Jack's dude there. It
Speaker 4: was like you always charge here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's just some fucking dude there with.
Speaker 4: A When I when I got with did we go
Speaker 4: to your second house?
Speaker 6: When I got to the fire the nearest, like I
Speaker 6: was starting to really panic because I didn't know any
Speaker 6: of this information's house, sent me to a neighborhood to Jeff's.
Speaker 3: House on my on my road trip of thousands and
Speaker 3: thousands of miles and tens of hours. Uh, we did
Speaker 3: get sent to one charger with the chargers were not operable.
Speaker 4: They just weren't working for some reason.
Speaker 3: So then we had to go another mile across the
Speaker 3: freeway on the other side.
Speaker 4: Damn charge it there.
Speaker 3: Walmart, by the way, Walmart, they got.
Speaker 4: Chargers in the parking lot of every Walmart. Fucking thanks
Speaker 4: for Walmart, dude. Walmart is crazy.
Speaker 3: Go in, you get some sugar snap piece and healthy snacks,
Speaker 3: maybe a whole outfit.
Speaker 4: Walmart's crazy.
Speaker 2: I guess it's the same as I love I see
Speaker 2: your your riskiness, because my favorite thing to do when
Speaker 2: I'm flying is be the guy where they're closing the door,
Speaker 2: go and you go, hey, right here, and you slip
Speaker 2: in and then they tell you, oh, you're so lucky.
Speaker 4: We were just closing the door.
Speaker 2: And then you get on and everybody's like, oh wow,
Speaker 2: you just thank god you made it.
Speaker 4: We were just about to leave without you. I love
Speaker 4: that feeling. And you go, but you didn't, did you?
Speaker 4: But you didn't. I guess I timed it perfectly.
Speaker 5: I guess we don't have to wait at the airport
Speaker 5: for two hours.
Speaker 3: Will you hold my enormously crazy large coffee while I
Speaker 3: put my bag up?
Speaker 4: Can I scoot my fat ass? I can just see
Speaker 4: Adam's whole fit.
Speaker 3: I can see the whole vibue sunglasses down for just the.
Speaker 4: But you didn't close it. But you didn't.
Speaker 6: Fucking dude brings on a tuna sandwich bacon in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: No, dude, god.
Speaker 2: Anything, I would bring on a whole rotissary change.
Speaker 4: I hate the bone. I hate the rope. Swallowed a rope.
Speaker 4: Bro swallowed the rope. Dang that's a flex, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The flight to Dublin is ten and a half hours,
Speaker 2: and the way there, slept for a large chunk of it,
Speaker 2: you know, because it's it's overnight for us. And then
Speaker 2: you get there and it's like mid afternoon and you're
Speaker 2: kind of turned upside down anyways, and then you just
Speaker 2: get really drunk and then you kind of pass out and.
Speaker 4: Not saying to do it, but the way back.
Speaker 2: You're trying not to sleep because when you land, it's
Speaker 2: like eight o'clock at night and you're gonna have to
Speaker 2: turn around and grab bed.
Speaker 4: So I just stayed up. What we watch and what
Speaker 4: do we watch? Dude?
Speaker 2: I watched and I don't know if it was the
Speaker 2: right move because I didn't particularly like it, but there
Speaker 2: was just so much of it to watch. I watched
Speaker 2: the Morning Show. I watched like nine episodes of The
Speaker 2: Morning Show? Is the Apple Show?
Speaker 4: Got it? I was like this, dude's local news games.
Speaker 4: Mark was watching Dublin news.
Speaker 5: I'm just watching all the morning every.
Speaker 4: State you fly over, you just tuneing in. I was
Speaker 4: watching some Dublin local news. What is that like? Exactly?
Speaker 4: Like it is here and it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: It's just great. It's just they're just talking about it.
Speaker 2: There was a heat wave in Dublin, so it was
Speaker 2: like eighty degrees, which was awesome really because normally it's
Speaker 2: like kind of cold and rainy and wet in Dublin.
Speaker 4: A little hawked out. Oh that was good boy. What's
Speaker 4: the air conditioning situation?
Speaker 2: The air conditioning situation is not is not eight awesome? Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the first two days mine wasn't working at top speed.
Speaker 6: You're telling me the place built in eleven eighty six
Speaker 6: doesn't have good air air condition.
Speaker 4: Adam is stepping over like bodies. He's like, these people
Speaker 4: were partying last night. No air conditioning. Look at the Irish.
Speaker 5: To you, I'll split the like the like europe lords.
Speaker 4: How awesome.
Speaker 2: They are over America all day long and in a
Speaker 2: lot of ways.
Speaker 4: It is fucking awesome. Uh watch it, watch it, watch it, dude.
Speaker 5: Our HVAC guys, we got to going on over here.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: We can put air conditioning fucking anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we will ruin the architecture and make it
Speaker 2: look ugly, but we will have AC.
Speaker 5: And that's what I think we need to have.
Speaker 4: Talk about the splitters, the splitter things.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it needs to come like right through a
Speaker 2: room and fucking it looks.
Speaker 4: It looks gross.
Speaker 3: I had to put I had to put those in
Speaker 3: my cabin. But those are the European those are the
Speaker 3: euro style. Man. Oh what the splitters they're like long plastic,
Speaker 3: fucking Michibashi things.
Speaker 4: You like those? No, I just I like what we're
Speaker 4: talking about today. They're getting into it. Yeah, we're getting
Speaker 4: into its.
Speaker 2: No I'm talking. I want I want central air. I
Speaker 2: want central air everywhere.
Speaker 4: White people be la what I want, uh.
Speaker 2: Why is it called central air? It's well, it's because
Speaker 2: you don't just have a unit in a room. Oh okay, gotcha,
Speaker 2: thank you, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: Isn't it because there is one unit.
Speaker 2: There's one unit central, and it's central and you blasted
Speaker 2: out amazing, dude, this is the thing I looked into
Speaker 2: a while ago, and I just remember being like, this
Speaker 2: is talk.
Speaker 3: This is way too expensive, and I don't want to
Speaker 3: buy into this. But the fact that like every room,
Speaker 3: like some rooms are sunnier than others, and so the
Speaker 3: temperature is all fucking weird. They have these vents that
Speaker 3: have like therm thermometerors on them, right, and they open
Speaker 3: and close based on that, and it's all bluetooth toocked
Speaker 3: up to your phone or whatever. And I remember they
Speaker 3: were like two thousand dollars or eight hundred dollars per event,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, I'll just turn it up and
Speaker 3: have it freezing in one room and just fine in
Speaker 3: the other.
Speaker 4: But like, just freeze out.
Speaker 3: A child who's not yeah, who's nane developing this to be?
Speaker 4: Like, dude, get another blank cheezer forty.
Speaker 3: Dollars now or ninety nine dollars event, and now you're
Speaker 3: thinking about like, all right, well I'm saving Okay, that's
Speaker 3: just seems like it'ld be a game changer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you need to retire and get
Speaker 2: into whatever business.
Speaker 4: Is fresh time. You need to quit acting. But Adam,
Speaker 4: I'm at the top of the podcast game. You gotta
Speaker 4: quit acting. You gotta quit podcast. That's easy.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, A needs to retire. Remember how you left
Speaker 3: for a vacation. I leave the industry and then I
Speaker 3: come back and they go, oh.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, no, no, no, welcome.
Speaker 2: Yes, we first everyone, and you're he was your go on.
Speaker 4: You are bad and good for you. You are right,
Speaker 4: and you are back. You inspired us.
Speaker 3: Actually we when you were gone, stop talking about you
Speaker 3: felt weird?
Speaker 4: Right this way, Steve Howard, right this way? But where
Speaker 4: is your mustache? Did you say Steve Howie? Yeah? We
Speaker 4: we actually fuck with Steve Howie now much more. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's in shape and you're not.
Speaker 8: We like him, and he is basically you, but taller, little, taller,
Speaker 8: more confident, cool, that's the best, funnier.
Speaker 4: He's better, n a good er. Say do we say hotter?
Speaker 4: We say hotter? Do we mention hotter? Did we? Did
Speaker 4: we already say hotter. Yeah. A couple of times we
Speaker 4: say nicer and human, personable, yeah, yeah, more human. We
Speaker 4: did say that, we did well, just messing with you.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, all right, take care, take care, and we
Speaker 3: will call you now that we know you're back.
Speaker 4: Here's what we will call here. Here's your chair, here's
Speaker 4: your chair.
Speaker 3: Okay, see, God that that was so awkward.
Speaker 4: He's still long. But you're back.
Speaker 2: I would like to shout out, I know we're out
Speaker 2: there yet, but we ate at the number six restaurant.
Speaker 2: Number six, uh steakhouse, and and I want Isaac to
Speaker 2: drop it then sorry?
Speaker 4: Is that the the play number? Were the top five? Wait?
Speaker 2: It was the number six rated steakhouse in the world.
Speaker 2: Steakhouse in the world.
Speaker 4: Where where's this? Where's this steakhouse? Book Dublin? No, no, no,
Speaker 4: like where what's ranked? I haven't no where number six?
Speaker 4: And what if I know, dude, It's just it's called
Speaker 4: f X Buckley. Uh yeah.
Speaker 5: It was ranked the number six best steakhouse in.
Speaker 2: The world by World's one hundred and one Best Steak
Speaker 2: Restaurants Award.
Speaker 4: It sounds real. Wow, so that seems like a real thing.
Speaker 2: And it was fucking awesome too.
Speaker 4: The bomb dot com. Oh my god, it was so good.
Speaker 5: It also was like reasonably priced.
Speaker 4: I mean, I say paid for it.
Speaker 2: I don't know exactly how much it was, but I
Speaker 2: think it was reasonably priced.
Speaker 4: He was crying. But it seems it wasn't pretentious, stretty
Speaker 4: reasonably from priced. It was free for me. Do y'all
Speaker 4: have klarna?
Speaker 2: You know how sometimes you'll go to like a really
Speaker 2: nice restaurant and it's uh and it's just like too much,
Speaker 2: like they're doing too too much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And this.
Speaker 2: Was just like, no, it's steak, it's potatoes, it's all
Speaker 2: the all the classic.
Speaker 4: Nobody hits you salt Oh dude, did you go to
Speaker 4: Salt Bay? Damn? Now you wish I went to salt
Speaker 4: babu be'st number one boy, Salt Bay's got Yeah. I
Speaker 4: wonder how saltba is doing. He's doing the web.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that the steakhouse was cool, but the website
Speaker 3: sounds like something made up for a person to go
Speaker 3: to steakhouses and say they're from a thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Wait, but what's the vibe of an Irish steakhouse?
Speaker 4: Is it like red leather booths? Is it like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, it was the opposite of that.
Speaker 2: It was like we walked in and I thought it
Speaker 2: we were arm restaurant because.
Speaker 4: It was it was.
Speaker 5: It was like an old from the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, So they like they have in the windows
Speaker 9: and stuff, and then they've turned it into a steakhouse
Speaker 9: and it's owned by the same family for the past
Speaker 9: two hundred and fifty years around.
Speaker 4: What's the family's name again.
Speaker 2: By FX Buckley?
Speaker 4: His name is FX.
Speaker 2: Fucking that's Franklin Xavier.
Speaker 4: That's a sick or something. I don't know. It seems
Speaker 4: it seems like it'd be real Xavier Buckley. And what
Speaker 4: did you get? Would you come with? Yeah? What'd you get?
Speaker 4: I order? Please tell me you got some potato? Potato?
Speaker 2: I got ripped, dude, I got ribbi, the fucking ribbi,
Speaker 2: a little extra fat on and then I said, give
Speaker 2: me the old mashed potato.
Speaker 4: They gave me a big old pot of mass potato.
Speaker 4: I wish you did, you a crazy American ass. And
Speaker 4: then I said and then I said, hey, could we
Speaker 4: could we? I said, I want I want a mash potatoes.
Speaker 5: And then I said I want mac and cheese.
Speaker 4: For the table, for the table, for the table, put
Speaker 4: it down the rod here.
Speaker 2: Don't want a side salad that I'm not really going
Speaker 2: to eat, but I feel like I should order it now.
Speaker 4: Is that a hot, hot air? I have a side salad?
Speaker 4: Uh and it was fucking great. I want a cream
Speaker 4: I want a cream spin. Give me a cream corn.
Speaker 4: Give me a cream corn for the team. I like
Speaker 4: an extra arse in my wallet. Give me some big
Speaker 4: old slices of tomato. What do you like to drink?
Speaker 4: Are you adam? Have you reached rich guy status where
Speaker 4: you'd pair it with a wine? Are you there yet?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I mean I do like a red wine with a steak,
Speaker 2: and I'll do that at home more. But I don't
Speaker 2: know enough about red wine. And when I when I'm out,
Speaker 2: I'm out to get drunk. So i've been I he
Speaker 2: was drinking Guinnis that a boy I was drinking?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 5: By the way, I'm so good at splitting the g
Speaker 5: wildly good.
Speaker 4: Come on, there's no way you're not tell me what
Speaker 4: that is. Splitting the g so a guinness, because then
Speaker 4: when I was in prison, splitting the G was a
Speaker 4: whole other thing. Well, splitting your gaping asshole. I almost
Speaker 4: split the G tonight, get over the G.
Speaker 6: The deleted scene from shawsh Ink Go ahead, hey home,
Speaker 6: get over here, about to split your ge?
Speaker 4: Split the G. I want to split the G. Tim
Speaker 4: Robbins just looking, And that's when I knew. That's when
Speaker 4: I knew I had to split his G. He crawled
Speaker 4: through ten miles of butthole. You can't imagine.
Speaker 2: It's marking free, the voiceover Andy dow frame ten inches
Speaker 2: of the foul less cock.
Speaker 4: You've ever seen Andy's dud. It was rearrain help ruined
Speaker 4: his new frame. Flit is he was gonna wish he
Speaker 4: was on death road. They found ten chess pieces of
Speaker 4: his buttle. Yes, so the Guinness glass. I took that soap, Okay,
Speaker 4: go ahead, he.
Speaker 2: Says, guinnis yes. Uh and it's it's like this far.
Speaker 2: It's farther down in the glass than you remember it being.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: So the Guinness what they do in Dublin, which is
Speaker 2: awesome and I wish they did it here. Every beer
Speaker 2: that you would order, if you got a course light,
Speaker 2: the glass said course light on it. If you got
Speaker 2: a Guinness, it says Guinness. If you got an Amstell
Speaker 2: light it says amster light. That's cool and so on.
Speaker 2: It's pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 4: That's unreal. Yes, god damn, and.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean like, no, that's cool. In America, we're
Speaker 2: not doing that fun. We're not going the extra mile.
Speaker 2: So it down and it's for me. It's the goal
Speaker 2: is to get the line of beer through the the
Speaker 2: g where the top connects to the bottom right there,
Speaker 2: the little the little line what do we call it,
Speaker 2: the G? Try to get it right there. Uh, And
Speaker 2: I fucking got it. I did it like five times.
Speaker 4: Drink it.
Speaker 2: You drink it, and then you in one drink without
Speaker 2: like going down and looking at it, you try to
Speaker 2: split the G.
Speaker 3: So that's like when people do their first sip. It's
Speaker 3: got to be that. And you drink it to the G.
Speaker 2: So essentially for it's two big gulps and a half
Speaker 2: gulp and I'm splitting the G.
Speaker 4: Baby, you've got You've got it down to a thigan.
Speaker 2: I fucking nailed it. I was just gifted.
Speaker 3: Isn't it cool that we're still stoked to be able
Speaker 3: to accomplish things that, like a senior in high school
Speaker 3: would be legendary.
Speaker 4: Sound heaven on the baby, I went to the party.
Speaker 4: Adam Devine fucking split the g. Oh the forty year old.
Speaker 7: It was we were playing asshole dude, and what is
Speaker 7: what does he get for doing that? I had enough
Speaker 7: to high fives from his friends that age endless pussy.
Speaker 2: A couple of high fives from Isaac and his assistant Michelle.
Speaker 6: I was going back to high school, he Adam, honestly,
Speaker 6: thanks for representing for the U s A.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so proud of you. What did everybody in
Speaker 4: Ireland just be like, oh, he's I mean no, I
Speaker 4: mean they would be like the g you know, uh,
Speaker 4: that's a bad Irish act, bad Iris. It was a
Speaker 4: good English, a good Osbourne split the g alright, p alright, p.
Speaker 2: By the way, Irish people the nicest people, the nicest people.
Speaker 4: I love to hear that.
Speaker 2: And I thought I thought Australians are nice, and they are, yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking Irish people do.
Speaker 4: But fucking Irish go ahead, but fucking Irish just split
Speaker 4: the date. I split their g. They're nice. They're nice people,
Speaker 4: wildly nice people. It was so cool. Do they get
Speaker 4: a little rowdy, like what's the what's the bar scene?
Speaker 4: Are they like Irish people?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 4: Are we getting turned up.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, we didn't really go out on the weekend.
Speaker 4: And also I mean no, it just mostly was.
Speaker 2: What was so cool is it was eighty degrees so
Speaker 2: it was even warm at night, and for there, that's
Speaker 2: like kind of unheard of. It usually gets pretty chilly
Speaker 2: and U a little bit, not too bad, but like warm.
Speaker 2: It felt like you're in southern California and like now
Speaker 2: when it's the you know now that global warming has
Speaker 2: hit and it's just seventy five degrees at night dog days, Uh,
Speaker 2: when you're in the dog days. And so everybody was
Speaker 2: outside the bar, drinking outside and it's just allowed. And
Speaker 2: by the way, no one checked an ID. There was
Speaker 2: not a bouncer anywhere. I didn't see like security. Damn,
Speaker 2: it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: Dude, did you hear Adam Devines didn't even get fucking carded.
Speaker 4: He split the two, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: There wasn't like a guy standing outside checking ideas.
Speaker 4: That's awesome. Anyway. I think in Europe everybody's allowed to drink. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 5: I mean unless you're sixteen then you can't.
Speaker 4: But is it good? No you can't.
Speaker 2: It's eighteen and over eighteen and over, but you can
Speaker 2: like drink wine. But you know, like if we were sixteen,
Speaker 2: we're going to the bar.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah right, But like I think that because
Speaker 3: because it's eighteen and up, they don't need anyone at
Speaker 3: the door, because it's probably like easier to spot a
Speaker 3: fourteen year old going to a bar than it is
Speaker 3: like in college, where you're nineteen and you're like not
Speaker 3: yet twenty one.
Speaker 5: Right yeah, but if you're sixteen, you're not yet eighteen.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know, fuck bro stopping knowledge on
Speaker 4: that is that's true? H you just split your g
Speaker 4: bitch split? I did? I did? Uh?
Speaker 2: I thought I got in a little trouble. I go,
Speaker 2: can I have a black and tan?
Speaker 4: And black and tan? Is that's like half Dennis half.
Speaker 2: Harp, I believe. And by the way, they're delicious.
Speaker 4: Have you had one? They're fucking great?
Speaker 2: And then the not bouncer, the bartender, goes, we don't
Speaker 2: do that here, and then he moves on real quick,
Speaker 2: like he was a pretty offended, and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: did I step into?
Speaker 4: And then I look up.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's like a military thing. And when they
Speaker 2: were fighting the British and it's something to do with that.
Speaker 4: And I just looked at it quickly and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh fuck, YEA like stepped into some some of
Speaker 2: their like pretty horrific history. And I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 2: And so I go, hey man, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 2: didn't mean to offend you with the black and tan. Uh.
Speaker 2: I'm an America. I just I didn't. I didn't know
Speaker 2: what I was saying. And he goes, oh, I wasn't
Speaker 2: offended at all. We just don't ruin a fucking Guinness
Speaker 2: by mixing it with another beer like an asshole.
Speaker 4: So you imagined it had more context?
Speaker 2: No, it does, No, I did it. I looked it
Speaker 2: up and it does like this historical context. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, what did I say?
Speaker 4: Watching the local news and he and he was.
Speaker 2: Just like no, no, no, I just didn't want to
Speaker 2: ruin a Guinness. We took a Guinness tour too. We
Speaker 2: went on the the tour of the factory, which was
Speaker 2: fucking sick awesome.
Speaker 4: And what about the World Record Book factory? Yeah? Was
Speaker 4: it was it free? I would isn't it? Isn't it
Speaker 4: the same company? Oh, Guinness World Records, it's gotta be.
Speaker 3: It's just a bunch of drunk people back in the
Speaker 3: day were like world record, watch.
Speaker 2: Mate, Oh that's actually a great They didn't mention the
Speaker 2: world record, and I feel like that'd be part of
Speaker 2: the tour.
Speaker 4: I've never connected if it's if they're not related, they're
Speaker 4: fucking up.
Speaker 3: If we're having all these global mergers and Get and
Speaker 3: Guinness are different.
Speaker 4: And the Guinness didn't gobble up the book, damn, I wonder. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was cool. It was Uh.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of like pretending to care about
Speaker 2: how beer was made. And I feel like I've done
Speaker 2: like tours of brewery. You know when you go in
Speaker 2: a brewery the owner will be like, hey, fuck, let
Speaker 2: me show you how how we melt our hops or whatever,
Speaker 2: and you go, oh cool, and then you pretend and
Speaker 2: then they give you free beer.
Speaker 4: So it's cool. That essentially was what happened. Oh cool,
Speaker 4: it doesn't smell in here, yeah fucking yeah, no, that
Speaker 4: doesn't smell like foot.
Speaker 2: But then the history of it is pretty fucking cool,
Speaker 2: like because it's I mean, it's been going for hundreds
Speaker 2: and hundreds of years.
Speaker 4: So and you're like, where's the born on date? And
Speaker 4: they're like, that's that's not what we do here. Hang on.
Speaker 2: Guinness World Records franchise was literally created by the Guinness
Speaker 2: Brewery in.
Speaker 4: Sir Hugh Beaver. Nice he said the first world record
Speaker 4: for biggest beaver Huge.
Speaker 2: Beaver argued over Europe's fastest game bird. Realizing no reference
Speaker 2: book could settle pub debates, he hired researchers. You call
Speaker 2: a book of facts published on October thirty, wow, fifty five.
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I don't know if you guys
Speaker 3: have seen a Guinness Book of World Records recently, but
Speaker 3: they're kind of becoming trash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they stuck like, they look like.
Speaker 3: Giant, stupid collages, and then now the records.
Speaker 2: Are all like, dude, I bet they always looked like trash.
Speaker 2: But we were eleven year old boys and you're like, no, no.
Speaker 4: No, no, they were way closer. No, dude, I'm not saying.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying they looked like an excite encyclopedia or whatever,
Speaker 3: but they looked kind of like a reference book.
Speaker 4: They looked. Now they look like, I don't fucking know you.
Speaker 6: Like a magazine like teen teen, Tiger Beat or whatever.
Speaker 4: It's fucked up. Yeah, you remember the Hit.
Speaker 3: And the and the records are like most pancakes eaten
Speaker 3: by a clown, fearting, fucking You're.
Speaker 4: Like, no, we know the ones that really should count.
Speaker 6: Longest being your nails stick, Oh god, the longest your nails.
Speaker 4: We all remember that bitch with the remember, yeah, pearls
Speaker 4: up she carried? Yeah, Indian dude who had it like
Speaker 4: wrapped up in the bag.
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, longest neck, that's that one's dope.
Speaker 3: The fattest twins put all the rings on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mm hmm. That that ship was dope.
Speaker 6: Remember the show the DUDEO could pop his eyes out,
Speaker 6: largest throat, largest throat, and it's Heather.
Speaker 7: It's uh Heather, It's Heather from heart, deep throat, deep throat.
Speaker 4: Oh man, such a legend. What's she up to?
Speaker 2: Every once in a while, I'll get the I'll get
Speaker 2: the uh you you know, like it'll be in my feed.
Speaker 4: You know who this is in Instagram? Did you know
Speaker 4: what you did last summer? Totally? You know who this is?
Speaker 2: Yes, you're not that guy back in the Lime one
Speaker 2: our days?
Speaker 4: Remember, man, I miss my alarm? Why line was wired?
Speaker 4: My nap was stir freaking she was stir naps. My
Speaker 4: nap was stirred. You go, you got it? You know,
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: I do want to move on, but I also just
Speaker 3: want to live right here for a little while longer,
Speaker 3: because what a time to be alive.
Speaker 4: That was when it was still kind of like, I
Speaker 4: guess we can make this at home. Uh oh, you're talking.
Speaker 4: She was just down. Yeah, yeah, we're talking. We're talking.
Speaker 4: Port of Yeah, we switched. It took week.
Speaker 2: It took us fifty minutes to get here, but we
Speaker 2: we got Are we parking?
Speaker 4: Are we parking? Walking around? Heather? I think we ran out.
Speaker 4: We're sitting right for a while. Okay, okay, so you're
Speaker 4: worth the charge. We're at the charge.
Speaker 2: So for those for those by the way of our
Speaker 2: listeners know what we're talking about. For the one person
Speaker 2: who's traveling in the car with their dad, let us
Speaker 2: ed and they don't know who this is.
Speaker 3: Let us hold his hand, hold his hand and ask
Speaker 3: your dad, and your dad knows.
Speaker 4: And your dad knows who Heather is.
Speaker 2: But Heather could gobble a penis unlike anyone has ever seen.
Speaker 3: And dude, let's get into like obviously there's some porno
Speaker 3: out there where, Like dudes are just face fucking and
Speaker 3: you're like, no, not for me, Who's whose box is
Speaker 3: this checking?
Speaker 4: No pun intended. Heather was like.
Speaker 5: Into it, having a good time.
Speaker 4: There was no like shame involved. By the way, didn't
Speaker 4: look painful.
Speaker 2: That's what is getting wrong now is it looks painful
Speaker 2: for the for the girl, and you're like, well, why
Speaker 2: why why.
Speaker 4: This when you have to talk to this girl afterwards?
Speaker 4: You aren't you dating this girl? Aren't you in love?
Speaker 2: That's what I assume is every porno stark adam thinking,
Speaker 2: aren't they in love? Aren't they married? Don't they have
Speaker 2: a fans?
Speaker 4: Are the real names? Aren't you love?
Speaker 6: I will say it goes a long way when they
Speaker 6: when they're kissing at the up top and you can
Speaker 6: tell they like each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like this. Like that they're kissing is absolutely disgust.
Speaker 4: They're like tongue your nose hole. But yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I'm with you there, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But this girl, Heather, she was a phenomenon and the
Speaker 2: whole generation of elder millennials know exactly who she.
Speaker 5: Is Heather, and you know, more power power to.
Speaker 3: Her, I think her and if she's trying to put
Speaker 3: all this behind her, we get it. But but but
Speaker 3: like this, if anything, we're not giving flowers.
Speaker 4: God, that'd be the worst. No flowers. It could be dead.
Speaker 4: No flowers.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 4: There's no way, there's no We would have heard, Adam
Speaker 4: would have been I would have been alerted. We would
Speaker 4: have heard.
Speaker 7: I have I have Google alerts. I think I would have.
Speaker 7: At the at the funeral, they're like, I'm so are
Speaker 7: did you see who's here?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that the manny our family? He's wearing a foot door?
Speaker 4: Does he know the family? Does he know the family?
Speaker 2: I think, by the way, the three of us would
Speaker 2: have been there and we would have lifted that casket
Speaker 2: so high.
Speaker 4: But I thank god she's not She's not dead. Adam
Speaker 4: makes a speech.
Speaker 3: He goes, my name is Adam, I loved.
Speaker 4: I'm playing acoustic guitar, Adam, I creep throat.
Speaker 2: I'm singing, Hey there, Deliah, Delilah, but I'm changing it to.
Speaker 4: Hey the heather. What's it like up there in heaven?
Speaker 4: Heaven You're a thousand miles away, but tonight you look
Speaker 4: so pretty? It's so crazy.
Speaker 6: Alcoholics are just like they did like hour long speeches.
Speaker 4: Each of them hadn't performed this song.
Speaker 3: She's napping, myster You know those movies where the family
Speaker 3: goes on vacation and then like something happens, and then
Speaker 3: like the kids, maybe the wife knew a little bit
Speaker 3: and that's why they hooked up in the first place,
Speaker 3: but the kids didn't know that dad used to be
Speaker 3: like a savage green beret or something like that, or
Speaker 3: a man with a certain amount of skills. Like I'm
Speaker 3: just imagining a situation where Heather's on a vacation, ship
Speaker 3: hits the fan, and kids find out that mom had
Speaker 3: a very specific set of skills.
Speaker 6: I think, Williamson, I think I could take Yes, I
Speaker 6: think I know how to take this this boat back.
Speaker 4: I know how to com this ship.
Speaker 3: And by the way, maybe they find out, maybe they
Speaker 3: don't one day, but there is this super power to
Speaker 3: do that they just may or may not ever know about,
Speaker 3: which is why.
Speaker 4: Good for her.
Speaker 2: Good for her, And I bet you didn't expect to
Speaker 2: be such an absolute legend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's getting I feel like it might just be
Speaker 2: a fun thing, can youhip?
Speaker 3: Do you think she is getting into heaven that like
Speaker 3: everyone could do what she does and she or do
Speaker 3: you think that the I think it was like, dude,
Speaker 3: this needs have to be documented for him. Yes, I
Speaker 3: think the Smithsonian. I think the second penis that she
Speaker 3: gobbled the first penis was in high school.
Speaker 2: Maybe that guy had never experienced gobbling the way she
Speaker 2: gobbled the second penis. The guy in college that has
Speaker 2: had his penis gobbled before, it wasn't gobbled in that
Speaker 2: same way.
Speaker 4: That guy goes, this is special, and you're special.
Speaker 3: Have a pipe, had a pipe, and so he might
Speaker 3: have been like, this has never happened been gobbled.
Speaker 4: Wait, and I'm gonna stop you right there. What's your name?
Speaker 4: Is Heather? Right? And what do you do?
Speaker 6: Where do you I? I think I.
Speaker 10: Need a broadband cable or we need an eat. I
Speaker 10: think we might I think we might have something here.
Speaker 10: I think we might have something.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, we talked. We we've been talking. We've been talking. God,
Speaker 4: I love talking with my boys. Netflix. You're welcome. You
Speaker 4: wanted it, you got it, you got it.
Speaker 3: We've been we've been talking. Hey, can I give a
Speaker 3: shout out? I know we're doing take backs and apologies.
Speaker 3: I want to give a shout out to everyone who
Speaker 3: watches the little tiny, itty bitty clips that we still
Speaker 3: put on YouTube, and I see you in the comments
Speaker 3: because sometimes it gets pushed to my feet and I go,
Speaker 3: what is everyone saying? They're not saying nice things? And
Speaker 3: and I stand with you. I wish we were still
Speaker 3: on YouTube in a certain way, and that is that
Speaker 3: the community. They to get in there and talk. There's
Speaker 3: no way to really do that on Netflix yet Netflix.
Speaker 11: And Netflix had that let's do it, let's figure this
Speaker 11: out that I feel like we have a comment section
Speaker 11: on the podcast flicks, yeah, because that was.
Speaker 4: Half the fun was people being like we miss Kyle. Uh.
Speaker 4: First whatever.
Speaker 2: A group of irishmen came up and they were like,
Speaker 2: t I I Nation and.
Speaker 4: I lost it, dude. I was like, that's the best.
Speaker 2: It was three Irish guys they listened to this is important. Uh,
Speaker 2: and then they said uh. One guy said fu Kyle,
Speaker 2: and then the other and then another guy said he
Speaker 2: misses Kyle so and the other guy.
Speaker 4: And you know what. And then then the rest of
Speaker 4: the night they just talked about that. I assume maybe they.
Speaker 2: Maybe they wanted to go online and enter a fan
Speaker 2: community like our old YouTube age.
Speaker 4: So guys, I see you, don't these guys don't care.
Speaker 4: I see you.
Speaker 3: I appreciate you. I encourage you to just get Netflix.
Speaker 3: There's other cool stuff on there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm also just like, I think they have shows and
Speaker 4: movies for me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, just get Netflix because there's a ton
Speaker 2: of cool shit on NETFL.
Speaker 6: I think I think they have football now, wow, what night?
Speaker 4: A lot of cool stuff? What night? Maybe Monday? Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's no way to tell. But there's literally no way
Speaker 4: to tell, no way for someone to take us.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know if they have on Netflix expanding
Speaker 2: the live sports programming through it's extended four year partnership
Speaker 2: with the NFL. So you're that five game annual live
Speaker 2: broadcast late so five games including international week one opener
Speaker 2: in Australia, Thanksgiving Eve matchup. That's sick Christmas Day games.
Speaker 4: I'm loving it.
Speaker 2: But in a week eighteen finale and the global streaming
Speaker 2: rights for the NFL Honors do it a lot?
Speaker 4: Do you guys watching Hard Knocks?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Who what team? Who's on the Hard Knocks? Seahawks, the
Speaker 4: chance rush off of win. Yeah, that show is that.
Speaker 3: It's all time one of my all time favorite shows,
Speaker 3: even when it's boring.
Speaker 4: I just love behind the scenes of these guys. Football
Speaker 4: players are just a different breed.
Speaker 2: I wish they did basketball players just because I like
Speaker 2: basketball a little more, have a basketball head.
Speaker 6: But it's just it's so individual though, like football like
Speaker 6: forces you to be like a brother team.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably right, I think. I think though I
Speaker 4: know that there are what if it's like three podcasters?
Speaker 4: Is that also like a deeper than not good enough
Speaker 4: for you? There shouldn't be a show about we are
Speaker 4: we are? We are a football team. What position are you?
Speaker 4: Blake tight end? You're one tight end? Uh, I'm a quarterback,
Speaker 4: but not you know you're the quarterback. Motherfucker. Get out
Speaker 4: of here, all right, okay, I'll take that back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I would like to shout out. I also don't
Speaker 4: think I'm the quarterback.
Speaker 2: I would say maybe Isabi Drs or Kyle is the quarterback.
Speaker 4: Was a quarterback. Now we're just around. We don't know
Speaker 4: what's happening. Yeah no, no, we're just sucking.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: I'm just like a probably a pretty sick running backs
Speaker 2: or wide receiver maybe ktch a ball like that wide
Speaker 2: way you get the white bart right. I would like
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Speaker 4: Did they mail that?
Speaker 3: I mean, somebody tried to mail me something when I
Speaker 3: was gone, and they were like, it's you have to
Speaker 3: sign for it. It might be alcohol or something and
Speaker 3: I was not there.
Speaker 2: Ring style, no, this this, No, we didn't have to
Speaker 2: sign for it.
Speaker 4: But science. And then this is individual. Uh little vapes,
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Speaker 4: away from from the children. But I say that in
Speaker 4: all honestly.
Speaker 2: You know, I used to I used to not be
Speaker 2: into this, but sometimes you just want one hit. You
Speaker 2: don't want to do a whole thing. It's pretty exclusively
Speaker 2: smoke joints. But that's a hole to do.
Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, you're falling off a boat the Greeks.
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Speaker 2: It does say wave supply all right, Well that seems
Speaker 2: like it's another episode.
Speaker 4: This is the way, This is the way. Peter Peter, mhmm.