WEBVTT - Ep 313: This is GROUNDS

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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<v Speaker 1>the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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<v Speaker 1>crucially important today.

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<v Speaker 2>On This is.

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<v Speaker 3>Important, ten inches of the foul less cock you've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me your max potatoes. You want to know the truth.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we're in heaven right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah ye.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeh yeh ye yeah yah ya yeah yeah. Disgusting

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<v Speaker 4>like a dog drinking water. Let's talk. Let's get ready

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<v Speaker 4>to talk. Let's talk. Let's fucking talk. Are you ready

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<v Speaker 4>to talk? Dude? Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of these other podcasts they fucking chit chat.

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<v Speaker 4>We're to fucking talk. We talk and talk, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>We are boys talking unreal, And that's what's different other

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you see these podcasts and they're just gabbing.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just gabbing, not us.

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<v Speaker 4>We fucking you know what. It's because we're men of

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<v Speaker 4>a certain age. Okay, back to talking. Nobody talks anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we don't. We don't chit chat.

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<v Speaker 2>In other words, for what I'm about to say, which

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<v Speaker 2>is tall the gift of gab.

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<v Speaker 4>We talk. Welcome to t I I Talk, g I talks.

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<v Speaker 3>What and what is one more way to say talking,

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<v Speaker 3>chatting or gabbing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm racking my brain. I think of it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're at home and you're listening to this right now,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the car and.

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<v Speaker 4>Just scream it. Just scream it as loud as you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Says, Well, we'll channel it somehow, and it is.

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<v Speaker 4>We're chatting. Come on, baby, we said gab we said gas,

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<v Speaker 4>we said throat chatting in there? What I throwing down?

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<v Speaker 4>Throwing down? That's take it easy on me. Where is

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<v Speaker 4>your mustache? You son of a bitch?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Can we talk about what the fuck happened to your face?

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<v Speaker 4>Dude? You can't say bro down anymore because.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just took twenty eight years off of your

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<v Speaker 2>actual age.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, what the fuck? What the fuck am

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<v Speaker 6>I looking at here?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? What is disaster? My guy? I like it is like,

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<v Speaker 4>this is so lame. This is gonna be so lame.

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<v Speaker 4>My hair Your wife wouldn't kiss you with it. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit of that. Okay, hang on, are you

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<v Speaker 4>ready for this?

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<v Speaker 3>So? Like, my hair is super long right now, and

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<v Speaker 3>I hate it. So I want to get a haircut,

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<v Speaker 3>like this week. I wanted to get it this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>We couldn't get it in and uh, Emma was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I like your hair long. She's like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't love the mustache, but I like the hair long.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, oh. She's like, why do.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a mustache? And I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it just finishes my face.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I said. Yeah, you know, And I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 4>We're just here to talk about a man of a

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<v Speaker 4>certain age. So you're Norwegian, You're not finished. So I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like a certain age.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like they have to have a dad, sash,

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<v Speaker 2>and you got some young kids and you want a dad.

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<v Speaker 4>You want a strong, masculine dad slash.

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<v Speaker 2>To throw those kids on the couch and I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I photos with it.

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<v Speaker 4>And sometimes they miss the couch. Sometimes they hit the

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<v Speaker 4>coffee table.

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<v Speaker 3>And so then she goes off for like uh and

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<v Speaker 3>then she stop gabbing, goes a bike ride. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in the gym, I'm working, and I go I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gottle stairs almost shave it off. When she gets back,

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<v Speaker 3>she's gonna be like, what she noticed it?

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<v Speaker 4>And then that's enough, that's actually care.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, oh, I have a zone the fact.

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<v Speaker 4>That she took her this long to notice your white

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<v Speaker 4>as mustache. Yeah, you've had that mustache for a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not even notice. It's that she tolerated it, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>That is I feel Chloe would have on week one

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<v Speaker 2>and a half would have been like you would have

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<v Speaker 2>got paid.

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<v Speaker 4>What are we doing right? Not even dropping clues? What

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<v Speaker 4>are we doing? Straight up? What are we doing? Before

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<v Speaker 4>we leave the house? I do need to say something.

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<v Speaker 4>This is ground? Does does your wife ever say? This

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<v Speaker 4>is ground? This is grounds and my coffee grounds? What

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<v Speaker 4>do you mean? Okay, this is what you mean? This

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<v Speaker 4>is ground? This is whole beam is what is it? Hey? Sweetheart?

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<v Speaker 4>This is ground? Are we talking? Hun your face? And

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<v Speaker 4>what is heir that's growing out of it? It's ground,

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<v Speaker 4>it's ground. It might be it's giving grounds grounds.

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<v Speaker 3>And by the way, you don't even want them to

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<v Speaker 3>finish that sentence because you know what it's grounds for. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>shut up, shut up, say and just to make sure

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<v Speaker 3>she knows you're talking to her, you say, woman.

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<v Speaker 5>Woman, shut up, and then you just go and she goes,

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<v Speaker 5>is that a vibrator?

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<v Speaker 4>What the fuck? That's grounds? And I go no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>go up that is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I tried to hold eye contact.

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<v Speaker 3>I grab the wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet I keep it. I keep it in the

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<v Speaker 4>same drawer. Why do I have it? I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 3>You've never seen it called man and why it's small

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<v Speaker 3>enough to fit in the man.

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<v Speaker 7>Sweetheart, It's called man escape. But this is part of it.

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<v Speaker 7>Forget you ever saw because that's not what we're doing here.

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<v Speaker 7>That's not what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is ground This might be ground. Hey you're grounded.

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<v Speaker 4>You got grounded? Is there more grounds? I guess that's

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<v Speaker 4>a little more grounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh no, for Todd, I'm echoing like crazy. I'm hearing echoes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm echoing like crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>My audio, we're all over the place on this spot.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sounding crispy. I'm blame Netflix. It might be Netflix. Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>let's talk. It's got it, let's talk. I'll talk about it. Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>this wouldn't happen on Pluto.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say, Hey, if we're if we were on too

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<v Speaker 2>be crystal clear, but we're on the flicks. All of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden, we technical issue.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks Netflix.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was, if I if we were podcasting live

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<v Speaker 2>from fubom, okay, it would be crystal clear, no echoes.

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<v Speaker 6>I haven't tapped in with Fubo in a minute. I

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<v Speaker 6>actually I don't know if I did.

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<v Speaker 4>You say in a minute, as in like you used to.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I ever have. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if I ever had. I fuck with Fubo. I watched

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<v Speaker 4>fubo ear day. And what are you watching on fubo?

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<v Speaker 4>You've got the floor news? Local news? Oh? I like?

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<v Speaker 4>I love local news.

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<v Speaker 6>Really, k cal, you're hitting k Cow, I do, I love.

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<v Speaker 6>I haven't watched the news in a long time. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>pretty tapped out. I watch local news every day in

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<v Speaker 6>the morning. I get because we don't let go watch TV.

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<v Speaker 6>But you know, I'm trying to watch the news and

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<v Speaker 6>catch up on my sports center. And I go BO

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<v Speaker 6>in the morning, what do we watch?

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<v Speaker 4>And he goes sports and news?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and then he says, I love news.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean he doesn't trying to raise him to be

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<v Speaker 7>a weather He said news and he had your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't, you know, he doesn't even watch it. He's

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<v Speaker 2>like really bored when it's on. He wishes it was

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<v Speaker 2>Uh you know, Mickey Mouse.

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<v Speaker 4>Are we watching is Mark Brown? Did he retire Martin? Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>You know I'm talking about those.

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<v Speaker 5>Is he the black dud dud still got legend?

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<v Speaker 4>I saw him in person once, pros shook.

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<v Speaker 2>Do those newspeople when you see him out and about,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, they are bigger celebrities to me, Like

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<v Speaker 2>if I saw like George Clooney and be like, oh fuck, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that's George.

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<v Speaker 4>Holy ship, that's pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>If I saw Dallas Rains, who is the l a

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<v Speaker 2>local weatherman, who is a goddamn living legend, if I

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<v Speaker 2>see him, I mean, I'm shook, and I'd.

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<v Speaker 4>Have to come to the podcast and talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of want to watch a biopic of Dallas

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<v Speaker 3>Rains laid by George Clooney.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I feel like that's that would be hard.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like Clooney, it's right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if there's you know there, because you know

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<v Speaker 2>there's something there, there's something there with Dallas.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, what do you mean? Just I if.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know, you have to look up what my

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<v Speaker 2>boy Dallas Rains looks like and how.

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<v Speaker 6>He I believe we talked about him quite a bit

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<v Speaker 6>because if you don't know what what he looks like,

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<v Speaker 6>he's he's he's stunning he looks like a leather man.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks like his name. He is Dallas Rains and

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<v Speaker 2>he's born to do this job.

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<v Speaker 3>And I imagine that's not his real name, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I imagine it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes we're born to become usain Bolt becomes a fast word.

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<v Speaker 3>Do weather people name themselves goofy names like essentially pornostars?

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<v Speaker 2>My local weather name guy in Omaha, Nebraska for years

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<v Speaker 2>and years and years and years and years.

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<v Speaker 4>Jim Flowers. Good name. And you don't think that's real?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's huge. Is it real? Is it real? Bam?

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<v Speaker 2>No one knows that real?

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<v Speaker 4>Damn do we still have Is that real? Mark Stummer?

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<v Speaker 4>And it's real? I'm talking about it. No, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 4>about is it real?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it real?

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<v Speaker 4>We have it somewhere? We have it somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well on the board is where where we want

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<v Speaker 2>to have it, so you can easily push the button

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<v Speaker 2>there it is, or.

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<v Speaker 7>We just talk, or we just talk, we just get

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<v Speaker 7>back to No, I'm done with the board.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to talk. Yeah, I'm saying, okay, we know

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<v Speaker 4>you're done with the board. I'll take the board. I

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<v Speaker 4>would love the board. I think it'd be over I

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<v Speaker 4>think I'd be overboard is what it would be if

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<v Speaker 4>I over good movie, great cover.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something deeper with Dallas Rains that we haven't tapped into.

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<v Speaker 2>What is his personal life like? Because something I don't

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<v Speaker 2>super Christian?

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<v Speaker 6>You think, Yeah, I feel like a lot of people

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<v Speaker 6>in the news are mad Christians.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he's doing the Lord's work. Why why is that?

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<v Speaker 6>I just it just feels kind of churchy to me.

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<v Speaker 6>You're up, Burley, You're you're dressed in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh dude, I mean the fucking Today Show. Do you

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<v Speaker 5>think it's churchy? When Matt Lower has a fucking lock.

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<v Speaker 2>The door button underneath the different desk, that's different plowing pas.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's a little what's the name of the guy.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the name of.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy at the Pearly Gates who's like, you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to heaven, You're going to hell.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a guy who's Yeah, I think it's Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 4>Peter. It's Peter, isn't it. Peter's at the Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>They give they gave the jobs to the Paul Paul

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<v Speaker 2>that the Beatles, it's Paul Ring.

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<v Speaker 4>Goes back there to me and Okay, I like that.

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<v Speaker 5>I just took his joke and add it to who

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<v Speaker 5>gets the points there.

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<v Speaker 6>If Paul is at the gates, I'm getting in because

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<v Speaker 6>Paul seems like a down ass home.

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<v Speaker 4>Are we talking apostle Paul?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we talking Paul McCartney because he's not talking wings.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not talking beetles. I'm talking apostle, Paul Wing.

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<v Speaker 4>You are talking wings technically, well angel wings. Brother, you

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<v Speaker 4>guys got it now, we're talking?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he shop is hidding today?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I can I get serious for a second? Can

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<v Speaker 4>we do some serious talk? Hey, bitch, shut up? Do

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<v Speaker 4>you think this is this is ground? Do you think

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<v Speaker 4>do you think you're getting into heaven? Yeah, you're in?

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<v Speaker 4>You think you're going? Dude me? Yes, fucking come on?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>There's only one thing you need to do to get

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<v Speaker 4>into heaven. What believe in Jesus?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, Christian man, this is my middle name.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, I'm Catholic. I just need you right before I die.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, motherfucker atone me from us and a priest

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<v Speaker 2>will run in and you think that's say, bitch, you're good,

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<v Speaker 2>Splash some water on me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's that easy.

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<v Speaker 6>Why are people going to church if that's all you

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<v Speaker 6>have to do, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that everyone is in Catholic because Catholics they

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<v Speaker 2>give you such a sick out. I mean, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of other bad ship that comes with it, but

0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:12.679
<v Speaker 2>they give you that sick out where they you can

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<v Speaker 2>just be atoned for your sins and then bingo bango.

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<v Speaker 6>At the very end on your deathbed, so you can

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<v Speaker 6>be you can be like a rotten person and then

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<v Speaker 6>just on your deathbed you have a priest come in,

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<v Speaker 6>spray your ass with the water.

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<v Speaker 4>Spread your ass. Yes, she's got a tushy up there.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to believe. You have to believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, at the end of your life, when you're literally dying,

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<v Speaker 2>you're believing, right, You're believing.

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<v Speaker 4>You're all in Oh yeah, what else are you doing

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<v Speaker 4>your hope? People? I don't know if people are believing,

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<v Speaker 4>they're hoping, they're like, I feel like I believe.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I don't pray on the regular, but

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<v Speaker 2>on my darkest days of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been like, oh, that's when you ask for your help.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'm gonna fire this one upstairs. And

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<v Speaker 4>I and I truly believe those moments to look in

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<v Speaker 4>the mirror. You have to look in the mirror and go,

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<v Speaker 4>we're worm food and this is it. Just go kiss

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<v Speaker 4>your boys. That's it.

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<v Speaker 6>When's the last time, if ever, have you ever prayed,

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<v Speaker 6>not prayed, not not prayed on people before.

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<v Speaker 3>What do they call it, the prefrontal cortex? Definitely before

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<v Speaker 3>that was formed?

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<v Speaker 4>Really not? I just am you're not a prayer guy. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 4>we know that. But you know what, I believe in

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<v Speaker 4>the sun.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean yeah, I mean that's I get that.

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<v Speaker 2>I do understand you. You worship raw. I believe the

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<v Speaker 2>sun set us up.

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<v Speaker 4>You worsh up Raw.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but we are talking so that means if you

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<v Speaker 2>your gone dead, god fucking flat lined. Yeah, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>throwing one up and all of a sudden, eyes of flutter,

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<v Speaker 2>you come out of a cloud and you're standing there

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<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden there's these.

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<v Speaker 4>Dope That's not how it would come out.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, well there's these dope ass pearly gates.

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<v Speaker 2>Well everyone does when you smoke cookies.

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<v Speaker 4>I would come out like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I would come out like you would come out,

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<v Speaker 2>and I would come out like ship.

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<v Speaker 3>This is hot and if you're subscribing Netflix, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what that's like.

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<v Speaker 6>I would come out like the Undertaker, w W like

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<v Speaker 6>sit up, book around, that's choke slam the doctor Boom,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm back, bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>So then okay, I feel like Paul be Blake's alot,

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<v Speaker 4>Blake slap shout a prayer, I should a prayer. He's back.

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<v Speaker 4>O R P dude, al r I P legend.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you think then then they're just going, uh no,

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<v Speaker 2>we're good here, FAM with you.

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<v Speaker 4>You're a stupid dumb ass.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're good here, famam right, and they send you

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<v Speaker 2>along along your way. And then when Blake comes, Blake,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think you're getting in?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 6>Do I think I'm getting into heaven when you come? Honestly,

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<v Speaker 6>I hate to be on record, but I don't think.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think of heaven exists.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, I hate to be on record. Bro, life is

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<v Speaker 4>a record.

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<v Speaker 6>Because I know when I pull up to Paul, he's

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<v Speaker 6>gonna pull up this episode of the podh you said

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<v Speaker 6>you talked about it on you said there was no

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<v Speaker 6>other talking. You're not getting in You're talking, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 6>want to know the truth. I think I think we're

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<v Speaker 6>in heaven right.

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<v Speaker 4>Now's why we're talking. Oh beautiful, I think beautiful. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like meant this podcast. Sorry, I think this podcast very moment.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you meant with the three of you, the

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<v Speaker 4>data where we live. Let me give you the love

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<v Speaker 4>you guys.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, it's getting bad. That's where it looks

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<v Speaker 6>like you have an alien inside your palm.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's see that dupy again.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't, dude, I don't let's see that doopy trends we.

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<v Speaker 4>Need to You are so Norwegian.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, why did it take Dursey's camera so long to

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<v Speaker 2>focus back up because his mustache is gone?

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<v Speaker 4>Damn, dude, don't be a dick. Don't be a dick.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought we were talking to I'm sorry. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>mean to be a dick.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, no, no, I I think I think heaven is

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<v Speaker 6>on Earth personally, I think this life said that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was like Armstrong. Yeah, dude, heaven is

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<v Speaker 4>a place. Can we replace Sweet Caroline with that song? Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man? Uh dude, I was in Dublin.

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<v Speaker 6>Dude, I'm so heaven on Earth. Talk about heav Uh

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<v Speaker 6>fucking that. Isaac and I were talking. We were walking

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<v Speaker 6>through the streets of Dublin.

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<v Speaker 2>We're like Blake would love it here so much because

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<v Speaker 2>every there are so many bars.

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<v Speaker 4>On the streets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, no, it actually was the cleanest city.

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<v Speaker 2>We saw very very few homeless people. It was in

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<v Speaker 2>and just like no graffiti. It was like very nice.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, now you're talking my language.

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<v Speaker 2>And every bar was like a stablish If you started

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<v Speaker 2>a bar in the seventeen or sixteen hundreds, it didn't close.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it didn't close because every bar. There's not a

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<v Speaker 2>new bar in that fucking city. Every bar, and there's

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<v Speaker 2>like one every fifteen steps is like established seventeen thirty two,

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<v Speaker 2>established sixteen ninety one. We went to a bar that

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<v Speaker 2>was eleven sixty eight, and that's one of the oldest

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<v Speaker 2>bars in town. Eleven sixty eight.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, eleven sixty eight, eleven sixty eight, So at least

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<v Speaker 4>that's that's long long time ago, So long ago, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Did it's like what is it? Is it solid? Does

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<v Speaker 4>it stink? Like what?

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<v Speaker 5>That's hella old? It's great. It's great.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean like like the doors are like super tiny,

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah, supposed to get in, like durs might not

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<v Speaker 2>be allowed. Everyone is like my size and looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a cousin of mine.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, oh shit, what's up? Might as well call

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<v Speaker 4>this place heaven. That's it was.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not getting in cool and so the whole city

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<v Speaker 3>like because I've never been the city. Look, obviously these

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<v Speaker 3>bars are old. Does the city look old? Are there

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<v Speaker 3>new buildings? Like?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the there are some new buildings. Is there a

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<v Speaker 4>Dave and Buster?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see David Busters maybe way on the outskirts,

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<v Speaker 2>but no, it seemed h Actually.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I take that back. There was like an arcade

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<v Speaker 4>type place. It wasn't d and B. Let's go, Let's go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So were you guys just at the arcade the whole time?

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<v Speaker 4>Just playing time?

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<v Speaker 2>Christ Oh we didn't really swing through that unfortunately, but

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<v Speaker 2>every night was like absolutely throwdown. Like every bar we

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<v Speaker 2>got we got there on a Monday and didn't check

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<v Speaker 2>it out. Every bar was just like jamming on a

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<v Speaker 2>Monday and a Tuesday and a Wednesday and a Thursday,

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<v Speaker 2>and every every bar that you would walk past there's

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<v Speaker 2>people in it.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't feel empty and dead. I'm drunk Mountain.

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<v Speaker 5>We walked past it. People were singing the killers.

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<v Speaker 4>Are we human?

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<v Speaker 2>Or are we dancer And it was a crowd of

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<v Speaker 2>three hundred people in this bar.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a Friday night. It was packed. Wow. And they're

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<v Speaker 4>all singing it and I'm like, look at look at this,

0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:17.080
<v Speaker 4>that's the one they're singing. Huh yeah, because because during

0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.760
<v Speaker 4>the world, because this is their sweet line. That was

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<v Speaker 4>the song. Somebody used that song. I don't know. I

0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:25.840
<v Speaker 4>think it's the millennial super anthem right right.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like Sweet Caroline is a generation too old.

0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:32.720
<v Speaker 5>But killers are we human? Or are we dancer?

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<v Speaker 2>That was an absolute right damn for us millennials. Dude,

0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.119
<v Speaker 2>and it was I stopped and videoed it. I was like,

0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:41.920
<v Speaker 2>this is this is perfect.

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<v Speaker 4>It made you wonder are we human? Are we human?

0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:48.600
<v Speaker 4>Or or are we dancer? The place was wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>We did talk about how if you were there, Blake,

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<v Speaker 2>we would lose you to the city.

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<v Speaker 6>I believe that it's in my It's on my bucket list.

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<v Speaker 6>I definitely have to go Ireland.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't even have to be on a boat. It

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<v Speaker 3>could just be on your list of places to go next.

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<v Speaker 6>Now it's definitely in my top three. I think it's Tokyo, Ireland.

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<v Speaker 6>I really want to go to Antarctica. But that's on

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<v Speaker 6>some like science science ship.

0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:17.639
<v Speaker 4>Also, you can just go there. I have friends that

0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:20.520
<v Speaker 4>have been a travel agent away from sorting it all

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<v Speaker 4>out for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Blake like looks at that travel as if it's

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<v Speaker 2>like out of reach or it's impossible. You you aren't

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<v Speaker 2>a poor person. I can't afford to just go on

0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:32.440
<v Speaker 2>a trip. You know you can do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I just I get I get scared to leave home.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like, I don't know, it's just a lot,

0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:40.760
<v Speaker 6>it's a big to do, packing bags.

0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:44.560
<v Speaker 4>You're not needed. Yeah, you're not needed. I promise you're not.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone you know will be okay, yeah you're not needed. Wow,

0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:51.560
<v Speaker 4>thank you. Your family would be like okay, yeah yeah

0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:56.359
<v Speaker 4>yeah you oh you're still here. You come back and

0:20:56.760 --> 0:21:00.679
<v Speaker 4>you bring guests and they go, you're right, yes, you

0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:01.080
<v Speaker 4>you left.

0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:04.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you were gone, and you your gift from antarctica.

0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:08.440
<v Speaker 4>Everything is busy with but it's just melted. So it's

0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:12.280
<v Speaker 4>just like you. I just have like a cup a

0:21:12.280 --> 0:21:15.320
<v Speaker 4>cup of water. Daddy.

0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:21.760
<v Speaker 3>There's just another guy. They're like all rocked up, like

0:21:22.320 --> 0:21:26.359
<v Speaker 3>what's up. They're like, I guess now it all makes sense.

0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:30.679
<v Speaker 4>You were gone. We move on, don't worry. Come on, man,

0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:34.199
<v Speaker 4>that's not nice. But no, I go to Tokyo. I think

0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:37.000
<v Speaker 4>you could go to all these places. I want to Tokyo.

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<v Speaker 4>It's great, dude, Tokyo is fucking fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know who's there all the time. You're fucking

0:21:42.320 --> 0:21:46.639
<v Speaker 3>bff A, t BA and Aco. I know they're there constantly.

0:21:46.720 --> 0:21:47.600
<v Speaker 4>They were gonna take me.

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<v Speaker 2>They're there like every four months through there, And I

0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:52.640
<v Speaker 2>don't think that's an overstatement.

0:21:52.800 --> 0:21:54.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know I want to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Just I even think you could go with them as

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<v Speaker 3>like a guy who holds lights.

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<v Speaker 6>Dude, that would be kind of cool if I was

0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:03.240
<v Speaker 6>like sort of the the lighting bro.

0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:05.960
<v Speaker 4>I could be down to that. Yeah. Or you could

0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:09.520
<v Speaker 4>just go when they go and we'll have fun not

0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:10.159
<v Speaker 4>now what?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, you know I could do that, But now I'm

0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:14.479
<v Speaker 6>starting I need a purpose.

0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:16.480
<v Speaker 4>But also I'm starting to like I'm kind.

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<v Speaker 6>Of in the realm of like family vacation. Save it

0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:22.440
<v Speaker 6>up for like family vacations. That seems you could do both.

0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:24.760
<v Speaker 6>But yes, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>Just just took my old family to Stockholm Copenhagen. I

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<v Speaker 3>was We went on a road trip up to Oregon

0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:35.600
<v Speaker 3>and then Montana through Idaho and back through Utah, went

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<v Speaker 3>to Zion.

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<v Speaker 2>Now when you do that, are you guys just in

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<v Speaker 2>your constantly?

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<v Speaker 5>You don't have like a giant escalator.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't have one of those pandemics sick like.

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<v Speaker 2>Or like an r V or something, or like a

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<v Speaker 2>sprinter band or something. You just have like a regular

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<v Speaker 2>But like, is that three rows? Oh? It is okay?

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<v Speaker 4>What about a like an eye de buzz the the Volkswagen.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude love those and they have them tricked out with

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<v Speaker 3>a tent on the top. But those are topped out

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<v Speaker 3>at two hundred miles a charge, which is just atrocious.

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<v Speaker 4>No, dude, you need to get gasoline. I wave at

0:23:16.040 --> 0:23:20.159
<v Speaker 4>people who drive those. I go, right, you're doing the

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<v Speaker 4>Lord's work.

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<v Speaker 6>I did a I drove to the Bay Area last

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<v Speaker 6>weekend and I took Sam's car, which is electric, and

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<v Speaker 6>I had never taken a road trip with an electric car.

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<v Speaker 6>It's fucking stressful, dude, It's not It's not cool.

0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 3>I love I got we got to one of our destinations.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, we're gonna push it. We're gonna skip

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<v Speaker 3>this charge and we're gonna go to the next one.

0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:52.439
<v Speaker 3>And we got there with three miles left on the charge.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I was like, because I go.

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<v Speaker 4>With your whole family. That is absolute psychotic. That's grounds, bro,

0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:04.679
<v Speaker 4>that's ground. That's dude, that's ground. It was like it

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<v Speaker 4>was like stop at eleven and then stop again.

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:11.960
<v Speaker 3>At twelve thirty or something, and I was like, no, because.

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<v Speaker 4>How long does it take to charge? It's sucking forty.

0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:16.359
<v Speaker 4>Let me just give you this short give me this

0:24:16.400 --> 0:24:18.040
<v Speaker 4>is a short answer. Here's a short answer.

0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:21.040
<v Speaker 3>On a trip, they want to keep you between twenty

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<v Speaker 3>and eighty percent of your battery, right, So they don't

0:24:24.080 --> 0:24:26.960
<v Speaker 3>want you to fill up too high because it takes

0:24:27.200 --> 0:24:29.600
<v Speaker 3>a long time to like it like protects the batteries

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:32.280
<v Speaker 3>when it's under twenty or over eighty.

0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 4>So the fastest time to charge.

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<v Speaker 3>Is when you're between when you're at twenty one percent

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<v Speaker 3>up to eighty and then you leave. Sure, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to have four fifteen minute stops in a day.

0:24:45.440 --> 0:24:48.719
<v Speaker 4>I want to have one twenty and one forty. I

0:24:48.760 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 4>think that's the same.

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<v Speaker 3>And so my point was like I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>stop at eleven, fifteen and twelve thirty. I want to

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<v Speaker 3>stop at twelve three, which is like lunchtime, and we'll

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<v Speaker 3>just go.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what you're telling your children, Wow, we charge

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<v Speaker 4>for yeah, and their way. They couldn't like we pulled

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<v Speaker 4>the fuck up. I mean, Emma's like white knuckling it,

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:09.480
<v Speaker 4>Like what happens.

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<v Speaker 6>If a car dies? Does you have to when when

0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:17.480
<v Speaker 6>an electric car dies? They can't just like tow it right?

0:25:17.600 --> 0:25:19.840
<v Speaker 6>Don't doesn't like fully seize up? Like you can't even

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<v Speaker 6>exit the car.

0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:23.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like a door. It's like a calf muscle.

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:24.520
<v Speaker 3>It's like a Charlie horror.

0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:25.719
<v Speaker 4>Doesn't it lock you in?

0:25:25.880 --> 0:25:29.200
<v Speaker 2>It's like that movie from Disney Channel, from their early

0:25:29.240 --> 0:25:30.400
<v Speaker 2>two thousand Smart House.

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:32.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, isn't it like smart locks you in? Is it

0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:36.359
<v Speaker 4>like like Smart House? You can't exit the vehicle? Correct?

0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:39.399
<v Speaker 4>You can? Dude? What are you talking like?

0:25:39.560 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 3>You sound like you sound like every old person I

0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:44.760
<v Speaker 3>talked to at this wedding who found out we were

0:25:44.800 --> 0:25:47.120
<v Speaker 3>driving electric car. They're like, all right, so now we're

0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:51.040
<v Speaker 3>hearing about these things. I'm like, you lose yep, electric cars?

0:25:51.359 --> 0:25:52.320
<v Speaker 4>How does it work?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't know any of this, about the battery, like that,

0:25:55.640 --> 0:25:57.560
<v Speaker 6>the middle charge thing, everything you're talking about.

0:25:57.600 --> 0:25:58.679
<v Speaker 4>I didn't know about any of this.

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<v Speaker 6>So I on a Friday and when I got to

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<v Speaker 6>the Grapevine.

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<v Speaker 4>That's kind of like the mountain you have to drive through.

0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:07.639
<v Speaker 2>And why did you take Sam's electric view? Because I would,

0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:09.359
<v Speaker 2>And what kind of electric car does she have.

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<v Speaker 6>She's got like a little BMW, like electric BMW okay.

0:26:13.320 --> 0:26:15.679
<v Speaker 6>And I just thought it would save on gas. I

0:26:15.680 --> 0:26:17.520
<v Speaker 6>didn't want to pay for gas on the way up.

0:26:17.840 --> 0:26:20.479
<v Speaker 4>It would use no gas. It save it.

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<v Speaker 6>But as I was driving through the Grapevine, a fire

0:26:23.720 --> 0:26:27.679
<v Speaker 6>started and they shut the They shut the hill down.

0:26:27.720 --> 0:26:30.760
<v Speaker 6>You couldn't get it get over the grapevine. And then

0:26:30.800 --> 0:26:32.600
<v Speaker 6>the car is telling me, like, you have to find

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:36.200
<v Speaker 6>a charging station. So I ended up like driving around

0:26:36.280 --> 0:26:38.639
<v Speaker 6>the mountain, but I never got to the charging station.

0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 6>I was driving for seven hours and I only got

0:26:42.160 --> 0:26:43.400
<v Speaker 6>one hour away from home.

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<v Speaker 4>It was really bad. I turned around seven hours on hour.

0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:54.480
<v Speaker 6>I went up the Grapevine, turned around. I tried to

0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:56.960
<v Speaker 6>drive around the mountain, but then I drove back into

0:26:57.000 --> 0:27:00.400
<v Speaker 6>the fire because the the car is telling you where

0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:03.480
<v Speaker 6>to go charge the charge stations are, but it doesn't

0:27:03.480 --> 0:27:04.240
<v Speaker 6>know there's a fire.

0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 4>So I drove back into the fire. So I just

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:08.520
<v Speaker 4>turned around.

0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:11.800
<v Speaker 3>I do love the idea of of seeing a fire

0:27:11.880 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 3>in front of you. And the cars like pull ahead,

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 3>and you're like, I have to have to drive literally.

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:21.040
<v Speaker 6>What I'm like, I guess I got and I'm like

0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:23.919
<v Speaker 6>I'm I'm like looking at the smoke, and I'm like,

0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:27.640
<v Speaker 6>I don't like, I don't think this is the right way.

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm on, pussy, drive ahead, keep going, pussy.

0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:38.720
<v Speaker 4>Multi vehicle says, drive us a nightmare. So then you

0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 4>just came home. Well, like, why do you? I mean

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:46.800
<v Speaker 4>you guys drive all the way went home? I went home.

0:27:47.280 --> 0:27:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Urs is driving to Oregon and ship why not fly?

0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Why there's a direct flight that flies into conquered where

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 2>you're from.

0:27:55.040 --> 0:27:56.440
<v Speaker 4>Why not just get on a.

0:27:56.400 --> 0:28:00.040
<v Speaker 2>Plane, get there in an hour and a half and

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 2>and be done with it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't like airports, and I I.

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:07.000
<v Speaker 4>Enjoy you like the drive. I like the drive. I

0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:07.679
<v Speaker 4>like the five.

0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:10.200
<v Speaker 3>I do think that that is a nor cal person thing.

0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't think any southern California person loves the drive

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 3>up north.

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 6>But because it's ugly, it's flat land, it's like, it's

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:22.000
<v Speaker 6>not pretty. But I just Harry's Range classic, great stop,

0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:22.800
<v Speaker 6>we should go there.

0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:25.240
<v Speaker 3>But people who live up north, who move south, they

0:28:25.320 --> 0:28:26.680
<v Speaker 3>love that fucking drive.

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a good time to what is it seven hours?

0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:32.840
<v Speaker 4>Six hours in an electric car?

0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:35.560
<v Speaker 6>It probably is, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's it adds

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 6>quite a bit when you got an electric Oh that

0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:39.000
<v Speaker 6>sounds miserable.

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:40.000
<v Speaker 4>But what's dope is it?

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 3>On the way back, I've made it with no charge

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:49.080
<v Speaker 3>all the way home and the cars like because again

0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:52.400
<v Speaker 3>it wants you to get home with like sixty miles

0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:54.800
<v Speaker 3>on your battery, and I'm like, I don't need sixty miles.

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 4>I need six. Yeah, it's bullshit. If I if it.

0:28:56.960 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 3>Tells me I got six miles, I'll have because it

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:01.120
<v Speaker 3>tells you what you're gonna have when you get to

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 3>your destination.

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 4>But how's me got six miles? That's far?

0:29:04.360 --> 0:29:04.600
<v Speaker 6>Fuck?

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 4>Is it? Is it?

0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm always worried about and by always meaning I've

0:29:08.720 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 2>never driven an electric car, but I would be worried

0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:15.760
<v Speaker 2>about it. Just not that like the gauge is not

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 2>quite right. Oh yeah, and this six miles is actually

0:29:19.400 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 2>zero miles and you're fucked.

0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you have to really trust the robot. That's what

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:26.880
<v Speaker 4>wild man durs.

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:31.800
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I'll go to Orange County on a fucking half

0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:34.600
<v Speaker 3>battery for a water polo weekend.

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 4>And then I'm on driving back and I'm like, I

0:29:36.240 --> 0:29:39.440
<v Speaker 4>think we can make it. Damn. The kid's a sleep

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 4>in the backseat, and I'm just like, we got this.

0:29:41.800 --> 0:29:44.200
<v Speaker 4>We fucking got that. You've never ran out of battery before?

0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 3>No, No, I mean I've also been I'm like, not risky.

0:29:49.320 --> 0:29:52.200
<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't do it if it was like planning it.

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:52.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's looking ahead the charging slation and.

0:29:56.360 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 4>There's a charger.

0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 3>There's a charger on the way where if I see

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:02.280
<v Speaker 3>it's down to two miles and I'm ten miles from home, Like,

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 3>I'll pull over.

0:30:03.280 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 6>Okay, this is another thing. This is real, this real

0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:07.640
<v Speaker 6>electric car charger talk.

0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 4>And sent me. It sent me to let's get into it.

0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:16.880
<v Speaker 6>When we're talking, boy, we're talking boys, it's this guy's talking.

0:30:17.480 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 4>It sent me to It sent me to somebody's house.

0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:23.760
<v Speaker 4>It sent me to a personal residence. Why did it

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 4>do that? There was just some Jack's dude there. It

0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 4>was like you always charge here.

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:30.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's just some fucking dude there with.

0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 4>A When I when I got with did we go

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:33.880
<v Speaker 4>to your second house?

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:37.200
<v Speaker 6>When I got to the fire the nearest, like I

0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 6>was starting to really panic because I didn't know any

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 6>of this information's house, sent me to a neighborhood to Jeff's.

0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 3>House on my on my road trip of thousands and

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:51.640
<v Speaker 3>thousands of miles and tens of hours. Uh, we did

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:56.200
<v Speaker 3>get sent to one charger with the chargers were not operable.

0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:57.680
<v Speaker 4>They just weren't working for some reason.

0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:01.000
<v Speaker 3>So then we had to go another mile across the

0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 3>freeway on the other side.

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:03.520
<v Speaker 4>Damn charge it there.

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 3>Walmart, by the way, Walmart, they got.

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 4>Chargers in the parking lot of every Walmart. Fucking thanks

0:31:11.040 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 4>for Walmart, dude. Walmart is crazy.

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 3>Go in, you get some sugar snap piece and healthy snacks,

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:16.800
<v Speaker 3>maybe a whole outfit.

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 4>Walmart's crazy.

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I guess it's the same as I love I see

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 2>your your riskiness, because my favorite thing to do when

0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:30.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm flying is be the guy where they're closing the door,

0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:36.000
<v Speaker 2>go and you go, hey, right here, and you slip

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:39.800
<v Speaker 2>in and then they tell you, oh, you're so lucky.

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:41.440
<v Speaker 4>We were just closing the door.

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 2>And then you get on and everybody's like, oh wow,

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:46.880
<v Speaker 2>you just thank god you made it.

0:31:46.960 --> 0:31:49.760
<v Speaker 4>We were just about to leave without you. I love

0:31:49.880 --> 0:31:52.960
<v Speaker 4>that feeling. And you go, but you didn't, did you?

0:31:53.160 --> 0:31:56.680
<v Speaker 4>But you didn't. I guess I timed it perfectly.

0:31:57.040 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 5>I guess we don't have to wait at the airport

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 5>for two hours.

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 3>Will you hold my enormously crazy large coffee while I

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:04.680
<v Speaker 3>put my bag up?

0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:08.800
<v Speaker 4>Can I scoot my fat ass? I can just see

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 4>Adam's whole fit.

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I can see the whole vibue sunglasses down for just the.

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 4>But you didn't close it. But you didn't.

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:22.200
<v Speaker 6>Fucking dude brings on a tuna sandwich bacon in the bathroom.

0:32:22.480 --> 0:32:23.520
<v Speaker 4>No, dude, god.

0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Anything, I would bring on a whole rotissary change.

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:35.040
<v Speaker 4>I hate the bone. I hate the rope. Swallowed a rope.

0:32:35.080 --> 0:32:38.320
<v Speaker 4>Bro swallowed the rope. Dang that's a flex, dude. Yeah.

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:41.880
<v Speaker 2>The flight to Dublin is ten and a half hours,

0:32:42.000 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 2>and the way there, slept for a large chunk of it,

0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:48.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, because it's it's overnight for us. And then

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:50.360
<v Speaker 2>you get there and it's like mid afternoon and you're

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:52.520
<v Speaker 2>kind of turned upside down anyways, and then you just

0:32:52.520 --> 0:32:54.840
<v Speaker 2>get really drunk and then you kind of pass out and.

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 4>Not saying to do it, but the way back.

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 2>You're trying not to sleep because when you land, it's

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 2>like eight o'clock at night and you're gonna have to

0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:06.800
<v Speaker 2>turn around and grab bed.

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 4>So I just stayed up. What we watch and what

0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:09.720
<v Speaker 4>do we watch? Dude?

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:11.680
<v Speaker 2>I watched and I don't know if it was the

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:15.440
<v Speaker 2>right move because I didn't particularly like it, but there

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 2>was just so much of it to watch. I watched

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show. I watched like nine episodes of The

0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Morning Show? Is the Apple Show?

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:26.000
<v Speaker 4>Got it? I was like this, dude's local news games.

0:33:28.200 --> 0:33:30.520
<v Speaker 4>Mark was watching Dublin news.

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:34.120
<v Speaker 5>I'm just watching all the morning every.

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 4>State you fly over, you just tuneing in. I was

0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:42.240
<v Speaker 4>watching some Dublin local news. What is that like? Exactly?

0:33:42.400 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 4>Like it is here and it's fucking awesome.

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 2>It's just great. It's just they're just talking about it.

0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:49.720
<v Speaker 2>There was a heat wave in Dublin, so it was

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 2>like eighty degrees, which was awesome really because normally it's

0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:57.600
<v Speaker 2>like kind of cold and rainy and wet in Dublin.

0:33:57.800 --> 0:34:00.320
<v Speaker 4>A little hawked out. Oh that was good boy. What's

0:34:00.360 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 4>the air conditioning situation?

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:07.680
<v Speaker 2>The air conditioning situation is not is not eight awesome? Yeah,

0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:10.840
<v Speaker 2>in the first two days mine wasn't working at top speed.

0:34:10.880 --> 0:34:13.480
<v Speaker 6>You're telling me the place built in eleven eighty six

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 6>doesn't have good air air condition.

0:34:15.320 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 4>Adam is stepping over like bodies. He's like, these people

0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:24.440
<v Speaker 4>were partying last night. No air conditioning. Look at the Irish.

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 5>To you, I'll split the like the like europe lords.

0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 4>How awesome.

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:32.920
<v Speaker 2>They are over America all day long and in a

0:34:32.920 --> 0:34:33.480
<v Speaker 2>lot of ways.

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 4>It is fucking awesome. Uh watch it, watch it, watch it, dude.

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:41.839
<v Speaker 5>Our HVAC guys, we got to going on over here.

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:42.479
<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:45.400
<v Speaker 5>We can put air conditioning fucking anywhere.

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we will ruin the architecture and make it

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:50.799
<v Speaker 2>look ugly, but we will have AC.

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:53.880
<v Speaker 5>And that's what I think we need to have.

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:56.240
<v Speaker 4>Talk about the splitters, the splitter things.

0:34:56.440 --> 0:34:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it needs to come like right through a

0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 2>room and fucking it looks.

0:35:00.840 --> 0:35:02.080
<v Speaker 4>It looks gross.

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:03.920
<v Speaker 3>I had to put I had to put those in

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:06.239
<v Speaker 3>my cabin. But those are the European those are the

0:35:06.280 --> 0:35:10.759
<v Speaker 3>euro style. Man. Oh what the splitters they're like long plastic,

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:12.440
<v Speaker 3>fucking Michibashi things.

0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:15.359
<v Speaker 4>You like those? No, I just I like what we're

0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:18.080
<v Speaker 4>talking about today. They're getting into it. Yeah, we're getting

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 4>into its.

0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:21.600
<v Speaker 2>No I'm talking. I want I want central air. I

0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:23.640
<v Speaker 2>want central air everywhere.

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 4>White people be la what I want, uh.

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Why is it called central air? It's well, it's because

0:35:30.840 --> 0:35:33.680
<v Speaker 2>you don't just have a unit in a room. Oh okay, gotcha,

0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:35.560
<v Speaker 2>thank you, you fucking idiot.

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:38.000
<v Speaker 4>Isn't it because there is one unit.

0:35:38.000 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 2>There's one unit central, and it's central and you blasted

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:43.200
<v Speaker 2>out amazing, dude, this is the thing I looked into

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:45.400
<v Speaker 2>a while ago, and I just remember being like, this

0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:45.839
<v Speaker 2>is talk.

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 3>This is way too expensive, and I don't want to

0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:51.080
<v Speaker 3>buy into this. But the fact that like every room,

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 3>like some rooms are sunnier than others, and so the

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:58.600
<v Speaker 3>temperature is all fucking weird. They have these vents that

0:35:58.719 --> 0:36:03.160
<v Speaker 3>have like therm thermometerors on them, right, and they open

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:05.799
<v Speaker 3>and close based on that, and it's all bluetooth toocked

0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:07.960
<v Speaker 3>up to your phone or whatever. And I remember they

0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:11.320
<v Speaker 3>were like two thousand dollars or eight hundred dollars per event,

0:36:11.400 --> 0:36:14.239
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, no, I'll just turn it up and

0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 3>have it freezing in one room and just fine in

0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 3>the other.

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 4>But like, just freeze out.

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:22.000
<v Speaker 3>A child who's not yeah, who's nane developing this to be?

0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:24.840
<v Speaker 4>Like, dude, get another blank cheezer forty.

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:27.680
<v Speaker 3>Dollars now or ninety nine dollars event, and now you're

0:36:27.719 --> 0:36:30.479
<v Speaker 3>thinking about like, all right, well I'm saving Okay, that's

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:32.240
<v Speaker 3>just seems like it'ld be a game changer.

0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like you need to retire and get

0:36:35.600 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 2>into whatever business.

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:39.720
<v Speaker 4>Is fresh time. You need to quit acting. But Adam,

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:43.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm at the top of the podcast game. You gotta

0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 4>quit acting. You gotta quit podcast. That's easy.

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:50.200
<v Speaker 3>Actually, yeah, A needs to retire. Remember how you left

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 3>for a vacation. I leave the industry and then I

0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 3>come back and they go, oh.

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 4>Right, yeah, no, no, no, welcome.

0:36:55.920 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we first everyone, and you're he was your go on.

0:37:01.400 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 4>You are bad and good for you. You are right,

0:37:05.680 --> 0:37:08.319
<v Speaker 4>and you are back. You inspired us.

0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Actually we when you were gone, stop talking about you

0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:12.400
<v Speaker 3>felt weird?

0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 4>Right this way, Steve Howard, right this way? But where

0:37:16.200 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 4>is your mustache? Did you say Steve Howie? Yeah? We

0:37:20.640 --> 0:37:24.160
<v Speaker 4>we actually fuck with Steve Howie now much more. Yeah,

0:37:24.200 --> 0:37:25.200
<v Speaker 4>he's in shape and you're not.

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 8>We like him, and he is basically you, but taller, little, taller,

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:35.480
<v Speaker 8>more confident, cool, that's the best, funnier.

0:37:35.800 --> 0:37:39.720
<v Speaker 4>He's better, n a good er. Say do we say hotter?

0:37:40.000 --> 0:37:42.520
<v Speaker 4>We say hotter? Do we mention hotter? Did we? Did

0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:44.920
<v Speaker 4>we already say hotter. Yeah. A couple of times we

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:50.719
<v Speaker 4>say nicer and human, personable, yeah, yeah, more human. We

0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:53.560
<v Speaker 4>did say that, we did well, just messing with you.

0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 3>Welcome back, all right, take care, take care, and we

0:37:57.080 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 3>will call you now that we know you're back.

0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 4>Here's what we will call here. Here's your chair, here's

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:02.080
<v Speaker 4>your chair.

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 3>Okay, see, God that that was so awkward.

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:07.520
<v Speaker 4>He's still long. But you're back.

0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:09.759
<v Speaker 2>I would like to shout out, I know we're out

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 2>there yet, but we ate at the number six restaurant.

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Number six, uh steakhouse, and and I want Isaac to

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:21.600
<v Speaker 2>drop it then sorry?

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:26.800
<v Speaker 4>Is that the the play number? Were the top five? Wait?

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 2>It was the number six rated steakhouse in the world.

0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Steakhouse in the world.

0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:36.080
<v Speaker 4>Where where's this? Where's this steakhouse? Book Dublin? No, no, no,

0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:43.399
<v Speaker 4>like where what's ranked? I haven't no where number six?

0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:46.560
<v Speaker 4>And what if I know, dude, It's just it's called

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:48.839
<v Speaker 4>f X Buckley. Uh yeah.

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 5>It was ranked the number six best steakhouse in.

0:38:51.520 --> 0:38:54.480
<v Speaker 2>The world by World's one hundred and one Best Steak

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Restaurants Award.

0:38:55.719 --> 0:38:58.040
<v Speaker 4>It sounds real. Wow, so that seems like a real thing.

0:38:58.520 --> 0:39:01.799
<v Speaker 2>And it was fucking awesome too.

0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 4>The bomb dot com. Oh my god, it was so good.

0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:06.720
<v Speaker 5>It also was like reasonably priced.

0:39:07.160 --> 0:39:08.200
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I say paid for it.

0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know exactly how much it was, but I

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 2>think it was reasonably priced.

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:14.840
<v Speaker 4>He was crying. But it seems it wasn't pretentious, stretty

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:17.439
<v Speaker 4>reasonably from priced. It was free for me. Do y'all

0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 4>have klarna?

0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:19.959
<v Speaker 2>You know how sometimes you'll go to like a really

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:24.720
<v Speaker 2>nice restaurant and it's uh and it's just like too much,

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:26.799
<v Speaker 2>like they're doing too too much.

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And this.

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:31.399
<v Speaker 2>Was just like, no, it's steak, it's potatoes, it's all

0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:32.400
<v Speaker 2>the all the classic.

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:34.960
<v Speaker 4>Nobody hits you salt Oh dude, did you go to

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:38.839
<v Speaker 4>Salt Bay? Damn? Now you wish I went to salt

0:39:38.840 --> 0:39:43.440
<v Speaker 4>babu be'st number one boy, Salt Bay's got Yeah. I

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:45.839
<v Speaker 4>wonder how saltba is doing. He's doing the web.

0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:48.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad that the steakhouse was cool, but the website

0:39:48.880 --> 0:39:51.600
<v Speaker 3>sounds like something made up for a person to go

0:39:51.800 --> 0:39:53.799
<v Speaker 3>to steakhouses and say they're from a thing.

0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:57.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Wait, but what's the vibe of an Irish steakhouse?

0:39:57.920 --> 0:40:00.040
<v Speaker 4>Is it like red leather booths? Is it like, I

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:01.560
<v Speaker 4>don't know, it was the opposite of that.

0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:04.400
<v Speaker 2>It was like we walked in and I thought it

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:06.000
<v Speaker 2>we were arm restaurant because.

0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 4>It was it was.

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:10.799
<v Speaker 5>It was like an old from the eighteen hundreds.

0:40:10.960 --> 0:40:16.440
<v Speaker 9>Uh yeah, So they like they have in the windows

0:40:16.480 --> 0:40:18.760
<v Speaker 9>and stuff, and then they've turned it into a steakhouse

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 9>and it's owned by the same family for the past

0:40:21.680 --> 0:40:23.120
<v Speaker 9>two hundred and fifty years around.

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 4>What's the family's name again.

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:28.840
<v Speaker 2>By FX Buckley?

0:40:28.960 --> 0:40:30.160
<v Speaker 4>His name is FX.

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Fucking that's Franklin Xavier.

0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:37.240
<v Speaker 4>That's a sick or something. I don't know. It seems

0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:41.320
<v Speaker 4>it seems like it'd be real Xavier Buckley. And what

0:40:41.400 --> 0:40:43.640
<v Speaker 4>did you get? Would you come with? Yeah? What'd you get?

0:40:43.960 --> 0:40:47.440
<v Speaker 4>I order? Please tell me you got some potato? Potato?

0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:52.320
<v Speaker 2>I got ripped, dude, I got ribbi, the fucking ribbi,

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:55.600
<v Speaker 2>a little extra fat on and then I said, give

0:40:55.600 --> 0:40:57.720
<v Speaker 2>me the old mashed potato.

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:00.400
<v Speaker 4>They gave me a big old pot of mass potato.

0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:02.640
<v Speaker 4>I wish you did, you a crazy American ass. And

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:04.640
<v Speaker 4>then I said and then I said, hey, could we

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:09.120
<v Speaker 4>could we? I said, I want I want a mash potatoes.

0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:12.720
<v Speaker 5>And then I said I want mac and cheese.

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:16.000
<v Speaker 4>For the table, for the table, for the table, put

0:41:16.000 --> 0:41:16.920
<v Speaker 4>it down the rod here.

0:41:16.920 --> 0:41:19.000
<v Speaker 2>Don't want a side salad that I'm not really going

0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:21.239
<v Speaker 2>to eat, but I feel like I should order it now.

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:23.320
<v Speaker 4>Is that a hot, hot air? I have a side salad?

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 4>Uh and it was fucking great. I want a cream

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:29.720
<v Speaker 4>I want a cream spin. Give me a cream corn.

0:41:30.480 --> 0:41:32.880
<v Speaker 4>Give me a cream corn for the team. I like

0:41:32.920 --> 0:41:35.319
<v Speaker 4>an extra arse in my wallet. Give me some big

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:39.080
<v Speaker 4>old slices of tomato. What do you like to drink?

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:43.839
<v Speaker 4>Are you adam? Have you reached rich guy status where

0:41:43.880 --> 0:41:46.439
<v Speaker 4>you'd pair it with a wine? Are you there yet?

0:41:46.800 --> 0:41:46.840
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:41:47.120 --> 0:41:49.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean I do like a red wine with a steak,

0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:51.960
<v Speaker 2>and I'll do that at home more. But I don't

0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:55.959
<v Speaker 2>know enough about red wine. And when I when I'm out,

0:41:56.040 --> 0:42:00.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm out to get drunk. So i've been I he

0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:03.680
<v Speaker 2>was drinking Guinnis that a boy I was drinking?

0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 4>Dude?

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:06.920
<v Speaker 5>By the way, I'm so good at splitting the g

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 5>wildly good.

0:42:08.239 --> 0:42:10.319
<v Speaker 4>Come on, there's no way you're not tell me what

0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:13.839
<v Speaker 4>that is. Splitting the g so a guinness, because then

0:42:14.120 --> 0:42:15.840
<v Speaker 4>when I was in prison, splitting the G was a

0:42:15.840 --> 0:42:21.600
<v Speaker 4>whole other thing. Well, splitting your gaping asshole. I almost

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:24.359
<v Speaker 4>split the G tonight, get over the G.

0:42:29.480 --> 0:42:33.280
<v Speaker 6>The deleted scene from shawsh Ink Go ahead, hey home,

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:35.040
<v Speaker 6>get over here, about to split your ge?

0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:38.320
<v Speaker 4>Split the G. I want to split the G. Tim

0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:42.120
<v Speaker 4>Robbins just looking, And that's when I knew. That's when

0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 4>I knew I had to split his G. He crawled

0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:47.680
<v Speaker 4>through ten miles of butthole. You can't imagine.

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:53.800
<v Speaker 2>It's marking free, the voiceover Andy dow frame ten inches

0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 2>of the foul less cock.

0:42:55.719 --> 0:43:02.760
<v Speaker 4>You've ever seen Andy's dud. It was rearrain help ruined

0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:07.840
<v Speaker 4>his new frame. Flit is he was gonna wish he

0:43:07.960 --> 0:43:11.799
<v Speaker 4>was on death road. They found ten chess pieces of

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:17.479
<v Speaker 4>his buttle. Yes, so the Guinness glass. I took that soap, Okay,

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 4>go ahead, he.

0:43:18.000 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Says, guinnis yes. Uh and it's it's like this far.

0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 2>It's farther down in the glass than you remember it being.

0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:29.000
<v Speaker 2>So the Guinness what they do in Dublin, which is

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:31.719
<v Speaker 2>awesome and I wish they did it here. Every beer

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:33.919
<v Speaker 2>that you would order, if you got a course light,

0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:37.759
<v Speaker 2>the glass said course light on it. If you got

0:43:37.760 --> 0:43:40.120
<v Speaker 2>a Guinness, it says Guinness. If you got an Amstell

0:43:40.239 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 2>light it says amster light. That's cool and so on.

0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty fucking cool.

0:43:44.400 --> 0:43:46.880
<v Speaker 4>That's unreal. Yes, god damn, and.

0:43:47.280 --> 0:43:49.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean like, no, that's cool. In America, we're

0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:52.240
<v Speaker 2>not doing that fun. We're not going the extra mile.

0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:59.719
<v Speaker 2>So it down and it's for me. It's the goal

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:04.520
<v Speaker 2>is to get the line of beer through the the

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 2>g where the top connects to the bottom right there,

0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:10.880
<v Speaker 2>the little the little line what do we call it,

0:44:10.960 --> 0:44:13.960
<v Speaker 2>the G? Try to get it right there. Uh, And

0:44:14.120 --> 0:44:16.840
<v Speaker 2>I fucking got it. I did it like five times.

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:17.960
<v Speaker 4>Drink it.

0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:23.520
<v Speaker 2>You drink it, and then you in one drink without

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:26.239
<v Speaker 2>like going down and looking at it, you try to

0:44:26.400 --> 0:44:26.880
<v Speaker 2>split the G.

0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:29.839
<v Speaker 3>So that's like when people do their first sip. It's

0:44:29.880 --> 0:44:31.840
<v Speaker 3>got to be that. And you drink it to the G.

0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:35.359
<v Speaker 2>So essentially for it's two big gulps and a half

0:44:35.400 --> 0:44:36.799
<v Speaker 2>gulp and I'm splitting the G.

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:39.359
<v Speaker 4>Baby, you've got You've got it down to a thigan.

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:42.120
<v Speaker 2>I fucking nailed it. I was just gifted.

0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:45.160
<v Speaker 3>Isn't it cool that we're still stoked to be able

0:44:45.200 --> 0:44:48.240
<v Speaker 3>to accomplish things that, like a senior in high school

0:44:48.239 --> 0:44:51.440
<v Speaker 3>would be legendary.

0:44:49.920 --> 0:44:54.160
<v Speaker 4>Sound heaven on the baby, I went to the party.

0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:57.759
<v Speaker 4>Adam Devine fucking split the g. Oh the forty year old.

0:44:58.040 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 7>It was we were playing asshole dude, and what is

0:45:03.280 --> 0:45:05.719
<v Speaker 7>what does he get for doing that? I had enough

0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:09.919
<v Speaker 7>to high fives from his friends that age endless pussy.

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 2>A couple of high fives from Isaac and his assistant Michelle.

0:45:12.760 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 6>I was going back to high school, he Adam, honestly,

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:17.360
<v Speaker 6>thanks for representing for the U s A.

0:45:17.600 --> 0:45:20.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm so proud of you. What did everybody in

0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 4>Ireland just be like, oh, he's I mean no, I

0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:26.640
<v Speaker 4>mean they would be like the g you know, uh,

0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:30.360
<v Speaker 4>that's a bad Irish act, bad Iris. It was a

0:45:30.400 --> 0:45:41.279
<v Speaker 4>good English, a good Osbourne split the g alright, p alright, p.

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:52.840
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Irish people the nicest people, the nicest people.

0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:53.920
<v Speaker 4>I love to hear that.

0:45:54.880 --> 0:45:58.919
<v Speaker 2>And I thought I thought Australians are nice, and they are, yeah,

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:00.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking Irish people do.

0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 4>But fucking Irish go ahead, but fucking Irish just split

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:08.680
<v Speaker 4>the date. I split their g. They're nice. They're nice people,

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 4>wildly nice people. It was so cool. Do they get

0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:13.479
<v Speaker 4>a little rowdy, like what's the what's the bar scene?

0:46:13.480 --> 0:46:14.520
<v Speaker 4>Are they like Irish people?

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Ye?

0:46:14.680 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 4>Are we getting turned up.

0:46:16.400 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, we didn't really go out on the weekend.

0:46:20.400 --> 0:46:27.560
<v Speaker 4>And also I mean no, it just mostly was.

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:31.000
<v Speaker 2>What was so cool is it was eighty degrees so

0:46:31.120 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 2>it was even warm at night, and for there, that's

0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:35.760
<v Speaker 2>like kind of unheard of. It usually gets pretty chilly

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:40.280
<v Speaker 2>and U a little bit, not too bad, but like warm.

0:46:40.320 --> 0:46:43.319
<v Speaker 2>It felt like you're in southern California and like now

0:46:43.360 --> 0:46:45.920
<v Speaker 2>when it's the you know now that global warming has

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 2>hit and it's just seventy five degrees at night dog days, Uh,

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:51.960
<v Speaker 2>when you're in the dog days. And so everybody was

0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 2>outside the bar, drinking outside and it's just allowed. And

0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:59.239
<v Speaker 2>by the way, no one checked an ID. There was

0:46:59.239 --> 0:47:03.080
<v Speaker 2>not a bouncer anywhere. I didn't see like security. Damn,

0:47:03.360 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 2>it was fucking awesome.

0:47:04.840 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 4>Dude, did you hear Adam Devines didn't even get fucking carded.

0:47:08.239 --> 0:47:09.600
<v Speaker 4>He split the two, you know what I mean.

0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:12.480
<v Speaker 2>There wasn't like a guy standing outside checking ideas.

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:17.040
<v Speaker 4>That's awesome. Anyway. I think in Europe everybody's allowed to drink. Yeah,

0:47:16.640 --> 0:47:17.839
<v Speaker 4>I like it.

0:47:17.960 --> 0:47:20.080
<v Speaker 5>I mean unless you're sixteen then you can't.

0:47:20.280 --> 0:47:22.360
<v Speaker 4>But is it good? No you can't.

0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:24.799
<v Speaker 2>It's eighteen and over eighteen and over, but you can

0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:28.000
<v Speaker 2>like drink wine. But you know, like if we were sixteen,

0:47:28.600 --> 0:47:29.680
<v Speaker 2>we're going to the bar.

0:47:29.880 --> 0:47:32.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh hell yeah right, But like I think that because

0:47:33.400 --> 0:47:36.239
<v Speaker 3>because it's eighteen and up, they don't need anyone at

0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:39.440
<v Speaker 3>the door, because it's probably like easier to spot a

0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:42.520
<v Speaker 3>fourteen year old going to a bar than it is

0:47:42.560 --> 0:47:44.880
<v Speaker 3>like in college, where you're nineteen and you're like not

0:47:45.000 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 3>yet twenty one.

0:47:45.920 --> 0:47:48.480
<v Speaker 5>Right yeah, but if you're sixteen, you're not yet eighteen.

0:47:48.800 --> 0:47:53.319
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I don't know, fuck bro stopping knowledge on

0:47:53.719 --> 0:47:58.400
<v Speaker 4>that is that's true? H you just split your g

0:47:58.600 --> 0:48:05.960
<v Speaker 4>bitch split? I did? I did? Uh?

0:48:06.800 --> 0:48:09.439
<v Speaker 2>I thought I got in a little trouble. I go,

0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:10.799
<v Speaker 2>can I have a black and tan?

0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:14.960
<v Speaker 4>And black and tan? Is that's like half Dennis half.

0:48:15.080 --> 0:48:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Harp, I believe. And by the way, they're delicious.

0:48:19.200 --> 0:48:21.279
<v Speaker 4>Have you had one? They're fucking great?

0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:29.719
<v Speaker 2>And then the not bouncer, the bartender, goes, we don't

0:48:29.760 --> 0:48:31.760
<v Speaker 2>do that here, and then he moves on real quick,

0:48:32.040 --> 0:48:34.360
<v Speaker 2>like he was a pretty offended, and I'm like, what

0:48:34.440 --> 0:48:35.239
<v Speaker 2>did I step into?

0:48:35.280 --> 0:48:36.000
<v Speaker 4>And then I look up.

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:41.239
<v Speaker 2>Of course, it's like a military thing. And when they

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:45.000
<v Speaker 2>were fighting the British and it's something to do with that.

0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:46.880
<v Speaker 4>And I just looked at it quickly and I'm.

0:48:46.719 --> 0:48:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh fuck, YEA like stepped into some some of

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:53.200
<v Speaker 2>their like pretty horrific history. And I'm like, oh no,

0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:55.640
<v Speaker 2>And so I go, hey man, I'm so sorry. I

0:48:55.680 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't mean to offend you with the black and tan. Uh.

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:02.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm an America. I just I didn't. I didn't know

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:05.160
<v Speaker 2>what I was saying. And he goes, oh, I wasn't

0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:07.920
<v Speaker 2>offended at all. We just don't ruin a fucking Guinness

0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:10.319
<v Speaker 2>by mixing it with another beer like an asshole.

0:49:11.560 --> 0:49:13.880
<v Speaker 4>So you imagined it had more context?

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:15.840
<v Speaker 2>No, it does, No, I did it. I looked it

0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:20.400
<v Speaker 2>up and it does like this historical context. And I

0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:21.719
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh shit, what did I say?

0:49:22.480 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 4>Watching the local news and he and he was.

0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Just like no, no, no, I just didn't want to

0:49:27.080 --> 0:49:29.480
<v Speaker 2>ruin a Guinness. We took a Guinness tour too. We

0:49:29.520 --> 0:49:32.279
<v Speaker 2>went on the the tour of the factory, which was

0:49:32.360 --> 0:49:33.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking sick awesome.

0:49:33.680 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 4>And what about the World Record Book factory? Yeah? Was

0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:41.160
<v Speaker 4>it was it free? I would isn't it? Isn't it

0:49:41.160 --> 0:49:44.239
<v Speaker 4>the same company? Oh, Guinness World Records, it's gotta be.

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:45.960
<v Speaker 3>It's just a bunch of drunk people back in the

0:49:46.040 --> 0:49:48.080
<v Speaker 3>day were like world record, watch.

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Mate, Oh that's actually a great They didn't mention the

0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:53.360
<v Speaker 2>world record, and I feel like that'd be part of

0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:53.760
<v Speaker 2>the tour.

0:49:53.880 --> 0:49:56.480
<v Speaker 4>I've never connected if it's if they're not related, they're

0:49:56.560 --> 0:49:57.200
<v Speaker 4>fucking up.

0:49:57.280 --> 0:50:00.640
<v Speaker 3>If we're having all these global mergers and Get and

0:50:00.760 --> 0:50:02.320
<v Speaker 3>Guinness are different.

0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:06.960
<v Speaker 4>And the Guinness didn't gobble up the book, damn, I wonder. Yeah,

0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:07.960
<v Speaker 4>it was cool. It was Uh.

0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:10.399
<v Speaker 2>It was a lot of like pretending to care about

0:50:10.400 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 2>how beer was made. And I feel like I've done

0:50:13.080 --> 0:50:14.719
<v Speaker 2>like tours of brewery. You know when you go in

0:50:14.760 --> 0:50:16.560
<v Speaker 2>a brewery the owner will be like, hey, fuck, let

0:50:16.560 --> 0:50:19.439
<v Speaker 2>me show you how how we melt our hops or whatever,

0:50:20.640 --> 0:50:23.040
<v Speaker 2>and you go, oh cool, and then you pretend and

0:50:23.040 --> 0:50:24.000
<v Speaker 2>then they give you free beer.

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:29.480
<v Speaker 4>So it's cool. That essentially was what happened. Oh cool,

0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:35.759
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't smell in here, yeah fucking yeah, no, that

0:50:35.800 --> 0:50:36.920
<v Speaker 4>doesn't smell like foot.

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:40.560
<v Speaker 2>But then the history of it is pretty fucking cool,

0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:43.400
<v Speaker 2>like because it's I mean, it's been going for hundreds

0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 2>and hundreds of years.

0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:46.960
<v Speaker 4>So and you're like, where's the born on date? And

0:50:46.960 --> 0:50:50.680
<v Speaker 4>they're like, that's that's not what we do here. Hang on.

0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Guinness World Records franchise was literally created by the Guinness

0:50:55.480 --> 0:50:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Brewery in.

0:50:57.880 --> 0:51:02.960
<v Speaker 4>Sir Hugh Beaver. Nice he said the first world record

0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:04.839
<v Speaker 4>for biggest beaver Huge.

0:51:04.560 --> 0:51:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Beaver argued over Europe's fastest game bird. Realizing no reference

0:51:09.200 --> 0:51:12.040
<v Speaker 2>book could settle pub debates, he hired researchers. You call

0:51:12.120 --> 0:51:16.360
<v Speaker 2>a book of facts published on October thirty, wow, fifty five.

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:17.319
<v Speaker 4>This is great.

0:51:17.320 --> 0:51:19.120
<v Speaker 3>And by the way, I don't know if you guys

0:51:19.120 --> 0:51:22.719
<v Speaker 3>have seen a Guinness Book of World Records recently, but

0:51:22.840 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 3>they're kind of becoming trash.

0:51:24.800 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they stuck like, they look like.

0:51:26.640 --> 0:51:30.200
<v Speaker 3>Giant, stupid collages, and then now the records.

0:51:29.920 --> 0:51:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Are all like, dude, I bet they always looked like trash.

0:51:32.520 --> 0:51:35.520
<v Speaker 2>But we were eleven year old boys and you're like, no, no.

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:40.319
<v Speaker 4>No, no, they were way closer. No, dude, I'm not saying.

0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:43.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying they looked like an excite encyclopedia or whatever,

0:51:43.480 --> 0:51:45.520
<v Speaker 3>but they looked kind of like a reference book.

0:51:45.520 --> 0:51:48.400
<v Speaker 4>They looked. Now they look like, I don't fucking know you.

0:51:48.560 --> 0:51:51.880
<v Speaker 6>Like a magazine like teen teen, Tiger Beat or whatever.

0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:54.239
<v Speaker 4>It's fucked up. Yeah, you remember the Hit.

0:51:54.360 --> 0:51:57.200
<v Speaker 3>And the and the records are like most pancakes eaten

0:51:57.239 --> 0:51:59.400
<v Speaker 3>by a clown, fearting, fucking You're.

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:01.799
<v Speaker 4>Like, no, we know the ones that really should count.

0:52:01.920 --> 0:52:06.120
<v Speaker 6>Longest being your nails stick, Oh god, the longest your nails.

0:52:06.160 --> 0:52:09.560
<v Speaker 4>We all remember that bitch with the remember, yeah, pearls

0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:13.560
<v Speaker 4>up she carried? Yeah, Indian dude who had it like

0:52:13.600 --> 0:52:14.480
<v Speaker 4>wrapped up in the bag.

0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:18.239
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, of course, longest neck, that's that one's dope.

0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:22.160
<v Speaker 3>The fattest twins put all the rings on it.

0:52:22.280 --> 0:52:24.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, mm hmm. That that ship was dope.

0:52:25.239 --> 0:52:27.879
<v Speaker 6>Remember the show the DUDEO could pop his eyes out,

0:52:28.000 --> 0:52:30.479
<v Speaker 6>largest throat, largest throat, and it's Heather.

0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:36.879
<v Speaker 7>It's uh Heather, It's Heather from heart, deep throat, deep throat.

0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:39.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh man, such a legend. What's she up to?

0:52:40.000 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Every once in a while, I'll get the I'll get

0:52:42.680 --> 0:52:45.760
<v Speaker 2>the uh you you know, like it'll be in my feed.

0:52:46.040 --> 0:52:51.880
<v Speaker 4>You know who this is in Instagram? Did you know

0:52:51.960 --> 0:52:55.520
<v Speaker 4>what you did last summer? Totally? You know who this is?

0:52:55.719 --> 0:52:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're not that guy back in the Lime one

0:53:00.040 --> 0:53:00.560
<v Speaker 2>our days?

0:53:01.000 --> 0:53:05.719
<v Speaker 4>Remember, man, I miss my alarm? Why line was wired?

0:53:05.880 --> 0:53:10.759
<v Speaker 4>My nap was stir freaking she was stir naps. My

0:53:10.960 --> 0:53:14.520
<v Speaker 4>nap was stirred. You go, you got it? You know,

0:53:14.600 --> 0:53:14.800
<v Speaker 4>I do.

0:53:16.000 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 3>I do want to move on, but I also just

0:53:18.080 --> 0:53:20.640
<v Speaker 3>want to live right here for a little while longer,

0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:23.280
<v Speaker 3>because what a time to be alive.

0:53:23.360 --> 0:53:25.080
<v Speaker 4>That was when it was still kind of like, I

0:53:25.120 --> 0:53:27.640
<v Speaker 4>guess we can make this at home. Uh oh, you're talking.

0:53:27.800 --> 0:53:31.080
<v Speaker 4>She was just down. Yeah, yeah, we're talking. We're talking.

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:33.799
<v Speaker 4>Port of Yeah, we switched. It took week.

0:53:33.880 --> 0:53:36.040
<v Speaker 2>It took us fifty minutes to get here, but we

0:53:36.040 --> 0:53:37.240
<v Speaker 2>we got Are we parking?

0:53:37.360 --> 0:53:41.000
<v Speaker 4>Are we parking? Walking around? Heather? I think we ran out.

0:53:41.000 --> 0:53:44.920
<v Speaker 4>We're sitting right for a while. Okay, okay, so you're

0:53:45.000 --> 0:53:46.960
<v Speaker 4>worth the charge. We're at the charge.

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:50.640
<v Speaker 2>So for those for those by the way of our

0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:55.080
<v Speaker 2>listeners know what we're talking about. For the one person

0:53:55.320 --> 0:53:59.560
<v Speaker 2>who's traveling in the car with their dad, let us

0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:01.319
<v Speaker 2>ed and they don't know who this is.

0:54:01.480 --> 0:54:04.239
<v Speaker 3>Let us hold his hand, hold his hand and ask

0:54:04.320 --> 0:54:05.960
<v Speaker 3>your dad, and your dad knows.

0:54:05.640 --> 0:54:07.400
<v Speaker 4>And your dad knows who Heather is.

0:54:07.800 --> 0:54:12.919
<v Speaker 2>But Heather could gobble a penis unlike anyone has ever seen.

0:54:12.960 --> 0:54:16.840
<v Speaker 3>And dude, let's get into like obviously there's some porno

0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:19.680
<v Speaker 3>out there where, Like dudes are just face fucking and

0:54:19.719 --> 0:54:23.319
<v Speaker 3>you're like, no, not for me, Who's whose box is

0:54:23.360 --> 0:54:24.040
<v Speaker 3>this checking?

0:54:24.200 --> 0:54:27.200
<v Speaker 4>No pun intended. Heather was like.

0:54:28.760 --> 0:54:31.480
<v Speaker 5>Into it, having a good time.

0:54:31.719 --> 0:54:34.320
<v Speaker 4>There was no like shame involved. By the way, didn't

0:54:34.320 --> 0:54:34.960
<v Speaker 4>look painful.

0:54:35.160 --> 0:54:39.400
<v Speaker 2>That's what is getting wrong now is it looks painful

0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:42.279
<v Speaker 2>for the for the girl, and you're like, well, why

0:54:42.400 --> 0:54:43.719
<v Speaker 2>why why.

0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:46.680
<v Speaker 4>This when you have to talk to this girl afterwards?

0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:49.879
<v Speaker 4>You aren't you dating this girl? Aren't you in love?

0:54:50.080 --> 0:54:54.399
<v Speaker 2>That's what I assume is every porno stark adam thinking,

0:54:55.680 --> 0:54:58.080
<v Speaker 2>aren't they in love? Aren't they married? Don't they have

0:54:58.080 --> 0:54:58.480
<v Speaker 2>a fans?

0:54:58.520 --> 0:55:00.359
<v Speaker 4>Are the real names? Aren't you love?

0:55:00.880 --> 0:55:02.680
<v Speaker 6>I will say it goes a long way when they

0:55:02.800 --> 0:55:04.839
<v Speaker 6>when they're kissing at the up top and you can

0:55:04.880 --> 0:55:05.839
<v Speaker 6>tell they like each other.

0:55:06.200 --> 0:55:11.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like this. Like that they're kissing is absolutely disgust.

0:55:11.640 --> 0:55:16.640
<v Speaker 4>They're like tongue your nose hole. But yeah, yeah, no,

0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:18.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm with you there, yeah yeah.

0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:22.480
<v Speaker 2>But this girl, Heather, she was a phenomenon and the

0:55:22.719 --> 0:55:27.040
<v Speaker 2>whole generation of elder millennials know exactly who she.

0:55:27.160 --> 0:55:30.399
<v Speaker 5>Is Heather, and you know, more power power to.

0:55:30.320 --> 0:55:33.239
<v Speaker 3>Her, I think her and if she's trying to put

0:55:33.280 --> 0:55:36.600
<v Speaker 3>all this behind her, we get it. But but but

0:55:36.760 --> 0:55:40.239
<v Speaker 3>like this, if anything, we're not giving flowers.

0:55:40.600 --> 0:55:43.080
<v Speaker 4>God, that'd be the worst. No flowers. It could be dead.

0:55:43.160 --> 0:55:43.680
<v Speaker 4>No flowers.

0:55:43.719 --> 0:55:43.839
<v Speaker 3>Good.

0:55:44.320 --> 0:55:47.800
<v Speaker 4>There's no way, there's no We would have heard, Adam

0:55:47.800 --> 0:55:50.680
<v Speaker 4>would have been I would have been alerted. We would

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:51.080
<v Speaker 4>have heard.

0:55:51.440 --> 0:55:55.839
<v Speaker 7>I have I have Google alerts. I think I would have.

0:55:56.080 --> 0:56:00.160
<v Speaker 7>At the at the funeral, they're like, I'm so are

0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:01.759
<v Speaker 7>did you see who's here?

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:02.160
<v Speaker 4>Though?

0:56:02.840 --> 0:56:03.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:56:03.400 --> 0:56:12.160
<v Speaker 4>Is that the manny our family? He's wearing a foot door?

0:56:12.200 --> 0:56:15.800
<v Speaker 4>Does he know the family? Does he know the family?

0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 2>I think, by the way, the three of us would

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:20.640
<v Speaker 2>have been there and we would have lifted that casket

0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:21.080
<v Speaker 2>so high.

0:56:21.120 --> 0:56:24.160
<v Speaker 4>But I thank god she's not She's not dead. Adam

0:56:24.200 --> 0:56:24.880
<v Speaker 4>makes a speech.

0:56:24.880 --> 0:56:33.040
<v Speaker 3>He goes, my name is Adam, I loved.

0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:33.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm playing acoustic guitar, Adam, I creep throat.

0:56:33.160 --> 0:56:36.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm singing, Hey there, Deliah, Delilah, but I'm changing it to.

0:56:36.440 --> 0:56:39.600
<v Speaker 4>Hey the heather. What's it like up there in heaven?

0:56:40.040 --> 0:56:44.719
<v Speaker 4>Heaven You're a thousand miles away, but tonight you look

0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:47.240
<v Speaker 4>so pretty? It's so crazy.

0:56:47.360 --> 0:56:50.480
<v Speaker 6>Alcoholics are just like they did like hour long speeches.

0:56:50.600 --> 0:56:54.560
<v Speaker 4>Each of them hadn't performed this song.

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<v Speaker 3>She's napping, myster You know those movies where the family

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<v Speaker 3>goes on vacation and then like something happens, and then

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<v Speaker 3>like the kids, maybe the wife knew a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>and that's why they hooked up in the first place,

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<v Speaker 3>but the kids didn't know that dad used to be

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<v Speaker 3>like a savage green beret or something like that, or

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<v Speaker 3>a man with a certain amount of skills. Like I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just imagining a situation where Heather's on a vacation, ship

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<v Speaker 3>hits the fan, and kids find out that mom had

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<v Speaker 3>a very specific set of skills.

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<v Speaker 6>I think, Williamson, I think I could take Yes, I

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<v Speaker 6>think I know how to take this this boat back.

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<v Speaker 4>I know how to com this ship.

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<v Speaker 3>And by the way, maybe they find out, maybe they

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<v Speaker 3>don't one day, but there is this super power to

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<v Speaker 3>do that they just may or may not ever know about,

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<v Speaker 3>which is why.

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<v Speaker 4>Good for her.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for her, And I bet you didn't expect to

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<v Speaker 2>be such an absolute legend.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, can come.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's getting I feel like it might just be

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<v Speaker 2>a fun thing, can youhip?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think she is getting into heaven that like

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<v Speaker 3>everyone could do what she does and she or do

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<v Speaker 3>you think that the I think it was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>this needs have to be documented for him. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 3>think the Smithsonian. I think the second penis that she

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<v Speaker 3>gobbled the first penis was in high school.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that guy had never experienced gobbling the way she

0:58:31.880 --> 0:58:35.720
<v Speaker 2>gobbled the second penis. The guy in college that has

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<v Speaker 2>had his penis gobbled before, it wasn't gobbled in that

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<v Speaker 2>same way.

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<v Speaker 4>That guy goes, this is special, and you're special.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a pipe, had a pipe, and so he might

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<v Speaker 3>have been like, this has never happened been gobbled.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, and I'm gonna stop you right there. What's your name?

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<v Speaker 4>Is Heather? Right? And what do you do?

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<v Speaker 6>Where do you I? I think I.

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<v Speaker 10>Need a broadband cable or we need an eat. I

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<v Speaker 10>think we might I think we might have something here.

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<v Speaker 10>I think we might have something.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, guys, we talked. We we've been talking. We've been talking. God,

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<v Speaker 4>I love talking with my boys. Netflix. You're welcome. You

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<v Speaker 4>wanted it, you got it, you got it.

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<v Speaker 3>We've been we've been talking. Hey, can I give a

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<v Speaker 3>shout out? I know we're doing take backs and apologies.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to give a shout out to everyone who

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<v Speaker 3>watches the little tiny, itty bitty clips that we still

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<v Speaker 3>put on YouTube, and I see you in the comments

0:59:44.160 --> 0:59:46.520
<v Speaker 3>because sometimes it gets pushed to my feet and I go,

0:59:47.040 --> 0:59:51.240
<v Speaker 3>what is everyone saying? They're not saying nice things? And

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<v Speaker 3>and I stand with you. I wish we were still

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<v Speaker 3>on YouTube in a certain way, and that is that

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<v Speaker 3>the community. They to get in there and talk. There's

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<v Speaker 3>no way to really do that on Netflix yet Netflix.

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<v Speaker 11>And Netflix had that let's do it, let's figure this

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<v Speaker 11>out that I feel like we have a comment section

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<v Speaker 11>on the podcast flicks, yeah, because that was.

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<v Speaker 4>Half the fun was people being like we miss Kyle. Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>First whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>A group of irishmen came up and they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>t I I Nation and.

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<v Speaker 4>I lost it, dude. I was like, that's the best.

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<v Speaker 2>It was three Irish guys they listened to this is important. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they said uh. One guy said fu Kyle,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the other and then another guy said he

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<v Speaker 2>misses Kyle so and the other guy.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know what. And then then the rest of

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<v Speaker 4>the night they just talked about that. I assume maybe they.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they wanted to go online and enter a fan

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<v Speaker 2>community like our old YouTube age.

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<v Speaker 4>So guys, I see you, don't these guys don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>I see you.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate you. I encourage you to just get Netflix.

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<v Speaker 3>There's other cool stuff on there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm also just like, I think they have shows and

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<v Speaker 4>movies for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dude, just get Netflix because there's a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of cool shit on NETFL.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I think they have football now, wow, what night?

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of cool stuff? What night? Maybe Monday? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>there's no way to tell. But there's literally no way

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<v Speaker 4>to tell, no way for someone to take us.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know if they have on Netflix expanding

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<v Speaker 2>the live sports programming through it's extended four year partnership

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<v Speaker 2>with the NFL. So you're that five game annual live

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<v Speaker 2>broadcast late so five games including international week one opener

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia, Thanksgiving Eve matchup. That's sick Christmas Day games.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm loving it.

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<v Speaker 2>But in a week eighteen finale and the global streaming

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<v Speaker 2>rights for the NFL Honors do it a lot?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you guys watching Hard Knocks?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Who what team? Who's on the Hard Knocks? Seahawks, the

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<v Speaker 4>chance rush off of win. Yeah, that show is that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all time one of my all time favorite shows,

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<v Speaker 3>even when it's boring.

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<v Speaker 4>I just love behind the scenes of these guys. Football

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<v Speaker 4>players are just a different breed.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish they did basketball players just because I like

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<v Speaker 2>basketball a little more, have a basketball head.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's just it's so individual though, like football like

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<v Speaker 6>forces you to be like a brother team.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's probably right, I think. I think though I

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<v Speaker 4>know that there are what if it's like three podcasters?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that also like a deeper than not good enough

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<v Speaker 4>for you? There shouldn't be a show about we are

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<v Speaker 4>we are? We are a football team. What position are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Blake tight end? You're one tight end? Uh, I'm a quarterback,

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<v Speaker 4>but not you know you're the quarterback. Motherfucker. Get out

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<v Speaker 4>of here, all right, okay, I'll take that back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, that's exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I would like to shout out. I also don't

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<v Speaker 4>think I'm the quarterback.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say maybe Isabi Drs or Kyle is the quarterback.

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<v Speaker 4>Was a quarterback. Now we're just around. We don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what's happening. Yeah no, no, we're just sucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like a probably a pretty sick running backs

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<v Speaker 2>or wide receiver maybe ktch a ball like that wide

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<v Speaker 2>way you get the white bart right. I would like

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<v Speaker 2>to shout out my buddy Nathan in the band Waves,

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<v Speaker 2>and he sent me a care package. He has a

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<v Speaker 2>cannabis company called Wavy and this these are all individual,

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<v Speaker 2>These are all individual.

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<v Speaker 4>Did they mail that?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, somebody tried to mail me something when I

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<v Speaker 3>was gone, and they were like, it's you have to

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<v Speaker 3>sign for it. It might be alcohol or something and

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<v Speaker 3>I was not there.

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<v Speaker 2>Ring style, no, this this, No, we didn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>sign for it.

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<v Speaker 4>But science. And then this is individual. Uh little vapes,

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<v Speaker 4>little very very cute, perfect for your kid. They look

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<v Speaker 4>like perfect perfect. It looks like a fucking eraser from

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<v Speaker 4>elementary school. Oh yeah, yeah, but remember I take this

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<v Speaker 4>away from from the children. But I say that in

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<v Speaker 4>all honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I used to I used to not be

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<v Speaker 2>into this, but sometimes you just want one hit. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to do a whole thing. It's pretty exclusively

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<v Speaker 2>smoke joints. But that's a hole to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Next thing, you know, you're falling off a boat the Greeks.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's blake for sure. Take me shout out to Wavy.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to Wavy w a v V Yodavy.

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<v Speaker 5>Supplies waveysupply dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>It does say wave supply all right, Well that seems

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<v Speaker 2>like it's another episode.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the way, This is the way. Peter Peter, mhmm.