WEBVTT - Brother to Mother 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.320 Help We Suck At Being Newlywed? 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:05.600 With Dean Aungler, Kaylen Miller Keys and Jared haven An 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:06.880 iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:10.120 What's going on? Everyone? 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:13.880 Welcome to an all new episode of Help We Suck 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:15.800 At Being Newlyweds? 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:16.919 And before we. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:18.800 Get into today's topic, I just want to read a 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.160 couple of things real quick. Bachelor's Dean Ungler suggests using 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:25.799 brother sperm to impregnant fiance Dean Ungler, I would use 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:27.040 my brother sperm. 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:27.760 To get Kaylin pregnant. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:31.960 Deanunglert suggests using brother sperm to inciminate Kaylan. Bachelor in Paradise, 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:34.400 Denanugler considers using brog sperm to in. The list goes 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.479 on and on and on and on and on. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:38.159 And you did this to yourself. 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:41.040 Of all of the headlines I've been responsible for generating, 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:44.800 this one might be the most, like damaging to my life? 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.960 How is it damaging to your life? You admitted it 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:48.880 on the podcast. 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:51.760 No, it was clearly a joke. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.640 And that's what's so annoying about these very clearly joking. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.319 If you haven't listened, to go back and listen. This 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:00.120 one is the worst because you see it and I 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:01.840 said the link to my brothers, and I was like, 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.200 just you guys know, I was obviously just freaking joking 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:06.880 about this. No response. I think they hate me. I 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.480 think my brothers have disowned me. So I'm really, you know, 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:14.160 really upset with it's freaking it, and you know what 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:14.880 you want to what I. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.399 Think it is. I think it's our producers working overtime. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:21.839 It's it's Danielle, it's Amy, it's them sending them soundbites 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:23.000 being like, hey, you guys should write. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:23.560 An article about this. 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:26.240 Well, I showed you at last week's episode. 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.120 If you read the little synopsis of what the episode 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.280 is about, that kind of story headlines itself. 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:35.280 Yeah, I think Easton writes are like description for each 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.920 episode and that guy is working overtime, so good for him, 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:40.800 good for him, bad for me, I guess is the 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:44.520 best way to put it. But anyways, welcome to this 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.319 week's episode. Help we suck up being newlyweds. We've got 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:51.960 the great Jared Haben with us. Of course, I'm joined 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:58.320 by Kaylin Miller Keys, my brothers. I don't even know 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:03.560 what to say future baby mama, Yeah, cuckold to my 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:04.880 brother or something like that. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:09.120 What doesn't matter it's a little it doesn't matter. It 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:10.720 doesn't matter. It was all a joke. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:14.119 My favorite headline is from Parade and it says, Dean 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:20.800 Aunglert raises eyebrows with confession amid infertility fear. Yep, keeping 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:24.720 his options open is the lead sentence on that one, Keeping. 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:25.240 My Options Open. 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:26.880 I think that was the best headline out of all 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:27.200 of them. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:32.200 Oh, easily raises a million million times before. It's it's 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:36.040 impossible to convey like sarcasm and snark in an article. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.040 And that's all I know. That's all. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.760 It's like one hundred percent of the things that I 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.160 say are sarcastic and snarky. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.400 So that's why these writers love you. It's like a 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.120 slow news day and they're like, oh, let's see what 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:45.680 Dean said. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:46.919 It's got to be extra slough. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.440 It's great for the podcast, baby, it's great for you. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.240 It's great. Do they plug a podcast? Let me click 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.519 on People right now. People is a friend. I love people. 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.280 They covered our wedding. I'm sure they're probably doing something 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:03.280 with your wedding as well. Don't give them any credit here, No, 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:04.280 we like people. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:05.720 It's US Weekly is. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.160 The one wait US Weekly. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:10.040 What they're the ones that always do like the most 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:11.279 damaging headlines. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.320 Yeah, but that's why I say I like people. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.240 So people, Yeah, we like people. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:20.120 We like people. Look at this first paragraph The Bachelor 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.840 alum Denungler at thirty two in The Bachelor of Personality, 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.359 Kaelin Miller Keys twenty seven open up about their fertility 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:29.760 journey on their iHeartRadio podcast. No, it's not get being 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.000 newlyweds previously help I suck at dating. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.400 That's good. That threw them both in there. Why am 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.920 I on a lum? But Kaitlyn's just a personality. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.880 You know, when you've been on that many TV shows. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.040 Yeah, okay, that's interesting. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:46.600 Anyways, all that to say, no stranger to this experience, 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.520 and I'm sure it'll happen time and time again. 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:51.000 I want to know when is your time going to come? Jared? 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:52.640 I want you to say some damning stuff. 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:53.280 What can I say? 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:54.680 I'm what can you say? 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:55.000 Yeah? 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.320 Let me try to think of something. I mean, there's 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.800 so much that if I was just totally cant about. Yeah, 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.640 of course, there'd probably be us weekly articles written. But 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.880 I also might get divorced. You know, Just what's the 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:06.480 point of being? 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:08.320 What's the point of hosting a podcast, if you're not 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.120 fully candid about everything, no. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:14.920 Listen, I'm I'm down. It just depends on the candidness. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.279 Also, Ashley is the most candid person in the history 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:19.679 of baccination. 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:22.760 Because she's also the most innocent, Like she has nothing. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:25.520 Her worst thing is. I don't even know what her 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.479 worst thing admitting is. Truthfully, I got nothing. 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.760 She just posted a video on her Instagram the other 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.400 day about her changing a tampon exactly. 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.240 That's the most, honestly, probably the most riskiest thing she's 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.479 ever done. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:38.919 I don't know. You guys have done a lot of 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:40.000 loube ads in the past. 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:43.520 Oh yeah, we're pro lube baby. Oh like you guys 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:44.839 aren't get the hell out of here. 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.719 I mean, we've done the We've done the lube ads 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:48.920 on this podcast as well. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.600 Don't get me wrong, not not a. 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:53.120 Fan, but I had to give you lube for a 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:57.280 Christmas gift because of this podcast. I had a stocking 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:00.440 that said Dean as I slipped a bottle of lube 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:00.800 in there. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.000 Oh man, we're gonna lose listeners on this lube. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.120 Just talk about that. Talk about getting me clue. Maybe 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:07.560 the maybe the headlines will run with that. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.480 Yeah, co host. 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:11.119 Jared lubes up co host. 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.600 Now that's a headline. That should be the name of 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:15.520 this podcast. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:19.200 Next this this Christmas, you can get my brother some lube. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:20.800 It talks. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:24.800 This has gone too far, This has gone too far? Jared? 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:26.279 What's going on? Man? How are you? We got a 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:27.640 great episode for you guys today. 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:29.760 And when I say great, I just me and it's 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:34.240 just us three. It's just shooting talking, shooting. What's going on? 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.480 A thank you to you for rescheduling the podcast. We 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:40.440 had to do an emergency rescheduling because we're in Japan 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.440 and the time difference is quite quite severe. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:46.480 I knew it would be as soon as I found 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:49.040 out that you guys were on the flight, Like, there's 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.360 no way, it's probably like two am Japan time. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.599 And of course it was two am. It's currently six 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.000 am in Japan. So but it's five pm and what 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.200 is it five pm? 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:02.279 And yeah it's five yeah, five pm. Wow, so we're 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:05.920 almost twenty four No, it's about twelve hours difference. But yeah, 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:07.919 it's five pm. So the sun is setting as the 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.960 sun is rising for you guys. But I didn't even 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:11.320 know that you were going to Japan. Is this an 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:12.760 impromptu vacation. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:17.080 Yeah, I so this is what happened. So two years ago, 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:20.240 the year is twenty twenty one. It was June summer 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.920 twenty twenty one. Was it three years ago? 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.080 Where was it twenty twenty? 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.200 It could have been twenty twenty, very easily could have 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.440 been twenty twenty. The world was shut down. It was 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.839 definitely twenty twenty. The world was shut down to the 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:33.159 greatest extent we had seen it. And I was like, 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:36.760 so running like on fumes on want to get kilin 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:37.440 for her birthday? 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.400 And I was like, I got an idea. 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:40.960 She's always wanted to go to Japan, So I'll print 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.640 out these fake airline tickets that go from LA to 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.600 Japan and give them to her for her birthday present. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.240 And then I was like, oh, you know, whenever we're 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.120 able to actually go to Japan, she'll probably have forgotten 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:53.520 all about this, So I wanted to take her anyways. 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:54.800 And then. 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:59.040 I was just thinking randomly, like a couple of weeks ago, 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:00.960 we were going to go to Hawaii, and then I 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.000 was like, well, why don't I just try to plan 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.039 as a trip to Japan before going to Hawaii? And 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.240 then surprise Kaylin and just told her we're going to 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:08.919 Hawaii for two weeks, but in reality, we're going to 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.400 Japan for one week and then Hawaii for the second week. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.400 So that's kind of where it all came from. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.280 I want to share from my perspective, okay, because you 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.280 texted me like two months ago and you're like, do 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:20.560 you want to go to Japan in April? 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:21.760 And I was like, yeah, for sure. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.640 I don't think that's right, I can pull up. 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.680 Actually I screenshotted it, okay, because I was so excited. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.680 So two months ago, Deane was like, let's go to 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:31.800 Japan in April. I was like, hey, let's do it. 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:36.520 You had airline credits you had to use before Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.400 before May first or something. 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:43.880 Well, Dean's story was really cinematic but so false. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:47.480 No, no, it's it. He's being truthful. 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:49.920 So then he was like, never mind, forget about Japan, 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.240 forget about it, just totally forget about it. But he 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.560 was adamant about me forgetting about it, which made me 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:56.000 be a little suspicious. 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.960 It's funny I made you forget about it so well 0:07:58.000 --> 0:07:59.080 that I forgot about it. 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:01.360 That's oppressive. 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:05.160 And so then I was thinking, like, dang, I'm really 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.200 sad that we're not going to Japan. And then I 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.160 kept thinking about it, and Dean, when he booked our 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.840 flights to Hawaii, asked for my passport number. So I 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:16.400 was like, wait, one second, maybe we are going to Japan. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:17.160 And I told him. 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:18.560 I was like, if we're going, I need to know 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.480 because my outfits for Hawaii are very different from my 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.800 outfits from Japan. So I packed just in case as 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:25.920 if we were going to Japan, just in case. 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.440 But she secretly knew the whole time. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:30.760 And then can we tell him a story about how 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.480 he missed her flight? Okay, so we missed our flight 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.199 to Japan. And I know what you're thinking your listeners 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:37.720 at home in your car on your way to work. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:39.840 You're probably like, oh, Dean, is the reason they missed 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:40.560 the flight to Japan? 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:41.079 Wrong? 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:44.400 False? It was one hundred percent Cao. 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.439 Okay, I would take seventy percent of the. 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.840 Place, so low, it's at least eighty five percent in Kalin. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:54.320 I'll take eighty five eighty eighty three. All right, let's 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:55.200 stell them what happened. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.560 Yeah, so in order to get to Japan, now you 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:01.000 need to be fully vaccinated or a negative COVID test, 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.080 and we're both fully vaccinated and boosted. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:06.360 But when we got our booster, we both we have to. 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.400 Be fully vaxed and boosted. You skipped that part. 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:12.720 Well, fully vaxxed is with the booster. That's what I'm saying. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:13.719 We got you. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:17.800 Yeah, so you need fully fully vaccinated or negative COVID test. 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.600 And we both got our booster. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:23.600 And they gave us just like a paper documentation and 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:27.240 Kaylen lost hers, which is surprising because Kaylen never loses anything, 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:31.400 even engagement rings. And by the time we realized we 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.959 had to submit that document to the airline to get 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.880 checked in, it was already like within the twelve hour window. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:38.240 So I was like, Kaylen, you have to get a 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:41.400 negative COVID test. And the COVID test she got wasn't 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.160 the right test and so they didn't accept it. And 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.719 then so she ran to the airport at Lax like 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.480 an hour before our flight ran. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.960 So first we flew from Vegas to la and Dean 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:51.800 took my luggage. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.760 I sprinted off the plane. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.600 Ran through Lax, ran all the way to like where 0:09:56.640 --> 0:10:00.880 the hotels are at Lax, sprinted my COVID test within 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.800 like ten minutes of landing, and then we got the 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:04.679 results back. 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.160 And then well no, And then I go to the 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:10.520 gate at American Airlines to check us in. I'm already 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.400 checked in, but I couldn't check us in as a 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:15.600 group because Kaylyn didn't have all the documents necessary. And 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.240 so I'm there and they're like, oh, no, you have 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:19.200 to check in at least three hours before a flight. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:21.000 And I was like, what are you talking about three 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:21.960 hours before a flight. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.760 I've checked in thirty minutes before a flight, no problem. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:26.200 And they're like, you probably. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.439 You probably went to the gate agent thirty minutes before, 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.320 but you have to check in for the flight three 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:33.920 hours prior to an international flight. So then I was 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.000 just like all sad and angry. 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.880 Meanwhile I'm running back and Dean said, stop running book 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.079 us a flight to Vegas. 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:42.839 Wait. I didn't know that you have to check You 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.360 don't have to check in three hours before an international flight. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:48.720 There's no way you have to, like like online check in, 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.319 but you don't have to like you actually don't have 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.400 to be at the airport until however, long before. 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:56.880 I feel like I've checked in for an international flight, 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:58.360 not three hours. 0:10:58.760 --> 0:10:59.040 Okay. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.520 So that's partly why I like raised a little bit 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.400 of of up evil with these guys, because I was like, no, 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.520 you know, I could do it, blah blah blah blah, 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.640 and he like brought his manager over and I was like, 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.760 and I was like, felt so bad about being kind 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.800 of a jerk. So I was like, I'm sock, I'm sorry, 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:13.840 I'm just like stressed out. 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:17.800 And the entire time, you're just praying that somebody that 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:22.400 works there recognizes you, and you're like that Pa came over. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:24.000 She was a girl. I was like, oh, I was like, 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:25.600 took my hat off and like opened my eyes a. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.000 Little bit lighter, threw my mustache a little bit longer, 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.160 just for that moment, and they're like, yeah, there's nothing 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:31.360 we can do. We can put you on a flight. 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:33.960 Next flights in it was like in fourteen hours. It 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:35.520 was ten am. The next flight was at one am 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:37.360 the next day. So I was like, Kaylen, book us 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:40.560 a flight back to Vegas. I'm mad, I'm angry, I'm 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.000 sad I planned this surprise trip. 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.200 Yeah, was still under the impression that you guys are 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.440 supposed to be going to Hawaii. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.480 No, because when I had to book the COVID test. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:53.839 It gave it away that it was Japan because it said, like, there, 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.760 it's only for japan travel that needs COVID tests. 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.000 I guess, yeah, because. 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:59.520 They just open their borders like and I couldn't even 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.559 say internet anymore. It just said, like, the only place 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.280 that you need this for is Japan. 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:07.040 Yeah, And so then I was also bumed because of 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:09.520 the great surprise that I've been planning for months is ruined. 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.440 So I said, book a flight back to Vegas and 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:13.520 we'll just go and we'll catch this. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:14.040 One am flight. 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.760 Oh and also, I never fly business class. I booked 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.679 this business class tickets on this flight from LA to Japan. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.680 And I knew Kaylin is going to love. 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:23.800 It, and it's devastating. 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:24.960 It was devastating. 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.160 And the business class tickets that I bought were less 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.720 expensive than the economy tickets. We had to buy that 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:33.319 for the same flight a couple hours later, so canceled 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.800 that flight. Klen I was still mad and fuming, and 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:37.680 I was like, what do you want me to do? Like, 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.320 we're not going to Japan, I guess, And so Kaylin 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:40.959 was like, all right, I'll book the tickets to Japan. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.600 Since it's mostly my since eighty five percent my fault. 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:45.959 Indeed, since it's eighty. 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:48.400 Five sent my fault, all now booked the tickets to Japan. 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.400 So all that to say, we ended. 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.240 Up in Japan six hours later than we were supposed to, 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:54.160 which is not terrible. 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:56.559 Also, let me just say why it's only seventy percent 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:59.200 my fault, eighty five whatever, because I didn't know we 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:01.920 were going to Japan. Otherwise I would have like realized this. 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:05.000 Gotten the PCR test because I got a PCR test, 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.480 I got an antigen test, and I got a rapid 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:09.800 PCR And. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.079 Yeah, you spent four hundred dollars on tests. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:13.240 Oh my god, it was awful. 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:18.400 That's why it surprises it. Surprises are always great in theory, 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.040 but they never work out because something always goes awry. 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:24.280 For example, you need something, you can't tell Caitlin that 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.560 she needs it because you guys are surprised that you're 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:29.400 surprising her. And then here we are, six hours later, 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:30.320 you're finally in Japan. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.320 I was like digging through a dresser looking for her 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:36.080 Boosters certificate, looking for her passport. That way I wouldn't 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:37.280 have to ask her for it. I could just like 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.880 she'd be like, I'd be like, we're going to Japan. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:40.360 She's like, I don't have my passport. I'd be like, 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.600 ha ha, I got it right here. I lead all 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:44.760 through redors couldn't find it. So then I had to 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:46.600 be like, hey, just so you know, Hawaii requires us 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.079 to have a passport now. 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:49.120 For some reason. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.120 And that really gave away, So. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:53.439 I agree, no more surprises. 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.160 So you flew direct from Vegas to Japan? 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:58.800 Now from laeds Oh? 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:00.920 Yeah, so Vegas to LA and then our flight from 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:02.680 Vegas to LA was so delayed. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.520 Yeah, our flight on Southwest was the who actually we 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:06.520 should have hit up Southwest? 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.720 And I know because there was a groundhold, not even 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:09.760 it wasn't a groundhold. 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:10.040 Sorry. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.079 Southwest was like, we're having like major issues with our 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:13.800 flight system. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.400 Yeah, we need to just send an angry Eastern email 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:17.280 forty minutes late. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.000 And if we were there forty minutes earlier, who knows 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:19.680 what would have happened. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:20.680 We could have made it. 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:23.200 It could have been possible. But we're here. It's fine 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:26.000 at six am. We slept thirteen hours last night. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:28.560 Damn. How long are you guys there for? 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.120 Not long enough to justify being five hours late and 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:33.359 sleeping thirteen hours. 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:36.080 On the first night in Wait, how long? How long 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:36.320 is that? 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:39.800 We're just here for a week. We could leave to 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:43.280 Hawaii next what Wednesday or something like that. So not bad. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.160 No, that's not bad at all. So you guys going 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.359 from Japan to Hawaii. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.560 Yeah, and then we go to Mali for like five days, 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.680 four nights. How long you guys gone for five days, 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:55.400 four nights? 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:55.920 No? 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:56.320 Total? 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:59.240 Oh, like thirteen days. Yeah. 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.040 Oh that's a nice trip. There we go. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.080 Yeah, great surprise trip. He did a great job. And 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:05.760 the hotel he booked us as beautiful. 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.800 I booked us this beautiful five star hotel on my Amex. 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.120 I had two hundred thousand AX points, and I was like, 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:12.720 I could probably get the whole trip paid for. And 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.600 these Amex points get paid for a night and like 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:16.760 four hours. 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:17.120 At this hotel. 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.520 This hotel costs three hundred thousand points. I'm like, how 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:23.240 does how how does amex get away with devaluing their 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.080 points so much? I feel like I should be getting 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:26.240 so much more, like. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:28.640 My Delta points because I have the Amex Delta points 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.960 and I have like ninety I have like one hundred 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:32.720 thousand points and I'm like, oh my god, like how 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:34.800 much money is that? And it's like seventy one dollars 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.120 and I'm like, oh my god. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.560 It's crazy how they make you feel like you have 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.240 so much and you spend so long accumulating these points 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:41.720 and then you go. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.240 To spend them and they're not worth nearly as much 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:43.520 as you think. 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.440 Yeah, they're like, well you can get a pizza with it. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.200 I'm like, thank you so much. I have a good night. 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.760 Yeah, we'll give you one free cocktail on the airplane. 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:52.440 Yeah, not like a full pizza, but like it's lights. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.120 Yeah. So that's where we're at. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.520 That's that's been the story of our past like seventy 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:57.320 two hours. 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:59.200 But since we've gotten here, it's been great. 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:02.200 We did Team Labs yesterday, which is this cool museum. 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:04.040 Dean surprise me with that. 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:06.960 Yeah, what is it you love about Japan so much? 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:08.120 Like? 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.520 What what made you beat? Yeah? Like, oh I got 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:11.360 to bring her to Jaa. 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:15.560 It's clean, it's safe, the food is amazing, the culture 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:17.560 is really cool. I mean, obviously I don't care about 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:18.000 clean and safe. 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:19.920 I will say it sounds like you're describing a Rhode Island. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.120 Yeah, yeah, it's Providence, Rhode Island, and it's just the 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:25.480 biggest metropolis in the world. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.440 So it's a pretty cool place to be in Tokyo. 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:30.440 And we've both been separately and we've always wanted to 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:30.960 go together. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.160 Yeah, this is there my first time in Japan with 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:35.360 a significant other, not Caitlin's first time. 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.320 We have a significant other. Just just to be clear, 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.680 I just wanted to throw that in there. Have you 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:45.880 ever been to Japan? And Jared, now, Oh, dude, you 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:46.320 gotta go. 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:50.480 Yeah, that's the thing, Like, because if I'm traveling, obviously, oh, 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.480 we can go to Italy with all the food, or 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.240 if I want to go to France for the culture 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.480 and the Eiffel Tower. You know, there's so many places 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.440 where I'm like, oh, I have to go here for this, 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:03.760 and so many people love Japan so much. That's I'm like, yeah, 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.840 I want to go to Japan, But what what is 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.000 in Japan that I'm like, you have to do this, 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:10.400 you gotta do this, you got to see this. 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.960 Well, it's especially tricky for you because, like we said 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.760 earlier in the podcast, you're an hour, We're eleven hours 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.880 ahead of you, So it's literally on the exact opposite 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:19.920 side of the world for you. 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:21.480 Oh yeah, you know, like. 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:23.520 It's far from La but it's even farther from the 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:24.119 East coast. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:26.080 So yeah, So what are you guys going to do 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:26.560 in Japan? 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.159 Well, we got some sushi yesterday, we went to that 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:30.000 art show. 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:33.800 We go to Kyoto today, we go to Kyota today. 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:35.800 We went to the Chabilia crossing this morning and we 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.479 got an argument on the crosswalk. 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:40.560 Because it was a green light and do you want 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:43.800 to me to run onto the crosswalk as it was 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:45.440 a green light and cars are incoming. 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.480 So there's this very famous intersection here, intersection. 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:51.200 That's what I was trying to say earlier. And there's intercrossing. 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:52.320 I was trying to say, intersection. 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.520 There's a very famous intersection, the busiest intersection in the world, 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:57.560 where like in the middle of the day there's literally 0:17:57.640 --> 0:17:59.560 thousands of people crossing the street at the same time 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.320 in all directions and like a million of cars. And 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:05.320 we went there at five am this morning because I 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:06.399 was like, how cool would it be to get a 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:09.199 picture of us crossing the busiest intersection with no one around? 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:11.040 And we were awake at three thirty am. 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:13.520 Yeah, Well, we slept the fourteen hours last night, and 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:16.040 so we were there and it was like not there 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:18.440 was maybe like twenty people crossing the intersection every time 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.240 the light turned green. And I was like, Kaylen, now 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:22.440 is the perfect time. Let's just walk through that. Let's 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.200 jaywalk essentially run across the street. Will be the only 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:26.960 people in the street. There's no cars coming in. 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:29.240 Any direction, but they could and they go fast. 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:29.960 And here's my thing. 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:33.080 If there are laws against jaywalking in California, how are 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:34.720 there not laws against jaywalking in Japan? 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:37.000 There are laws against jaywalking in Japan, but we want 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.639 to get arrested. You're not going to get arrested for jaywalking. 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:42.399 You'll get a sative fine. You have probably pay like 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:44.280 one hundred dollars, and a picture is worth at least 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:45.040 one hundred dollars. 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:47.960 No, in my I would pay the fine. And well, 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:48.960 I'd pay your fine. 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:52.080 So we've been arguing ever since then, and we just 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.119 we had turned on a happy phase for this podcast. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:56.480 Oh my gosh, we got over it. 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:57.560 I got over it. 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:01.480 You're you're being so traumatic? Are the most dramatic person? 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:04.080 Yeah, so whichpans, great man, you got to make that here. 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:18.000 What's going on with deal? What's the new idea? 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:25.560 Oh, you know, just coffee shop. And I don't know, man, 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:27.480 I don't know how much longer I got it in 0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:31.920 me to run this place. I'll tell you it is draining, 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:34.840 like dude. Literally, The problem is I love it obviously, 0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:36.720 but it's hard to make money right now. And I 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:40.760 love operating and owning my own business. I'm being dramatic 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:45.840 right now, but like goes wrong all the time, and 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:48.280 that's the restaurant industry. I accept that. But it's just 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:52.040 like a month ago, our walk in, which is essentially 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:55.119 our big cooler where all our food is. It broke 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:58.199 and it wasn't holding temperature anymore because if you go 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:00.800 above forty one degrees, that's the danger zone where bacteria 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:04.000 can grow. So it just was like at forty five. 0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:06.600 So I was I found that the fan was broken, 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:08.520 and I was on the phone with the mechanic and 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:10.199 trying to figure it out because he couldn't come. And 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:12.119 so anyway, I ended up fixing it because I was 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:15.040 able to desaw the iron thing and the entire thing, 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:17.720 and it like I just it was a few hours 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:19.159 long and be fixed it at whatever. But it was 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:21.359 like a pain in the ass whatever, dude. And so 0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:24.119 I go in to work today because I'm covering from 0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:26.000 my kitchen manager. I usually don't have to go in 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:28.959 too long on Thursdays. And then I look over and 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:31.159 it's just like the walk in is at like forty 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:32.640 two degrees and I'm like. 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:34.800 That's a little weird. 0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:36.640 Usually it's not that high, and then it just kept 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:38.639 creeping up. I'm like, oh Jesus. So I'm like turning 0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:40.440 it on and off, figuring out, and of course it's 0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:42.439 still not holding temperature. So I have to call the 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:46.400 mechanic again, probably Providence Mechanical, and they're just like, well, 0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:47.840 you know, we're busy right now. We're gonna try to 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:49.320 get out there as soon as possible. I'm like, yeah, 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.040 but like this food can't be in here for more 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:53.840 than a few hours because it's gonna go bad. So 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:57.440 then it's just like me just panicking because it's literally 0:20:57.520 --> 0:20:59.520 like four fifteen. I have the podcast of five, so 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:03.439 I'm literally just taking all the meat and all the 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:06.040 milk and egg and trying to find any cooler space 0:21:06.080 --> 0:21:08.840 I have in the restaurant and just like sweating my 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:12.280 ass off, and then I call Ashley panicking and I'm like, 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:14.800 I need you to just because it's like four fifty 0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:16.560 at this point, I'm like, I gotta go home, i 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:18.840 gotta jump on the podcast. Like I need you to 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:21.399 just grab a styrophoone like go to shows, grab the 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:24.080 styrophone coolers, grab ice, and then come back and then 0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:25.639 two of my employees will help you put like the 0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:27.600 rest of eggs and whatever in there until they can 0:21:27.600 --> 0:21:30.159 come and fix this. And it's like this constantly. If 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:32.399 it's not the walk in, it's the coffee maker. If 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:35.560 it's not the coffee maker, it's like two employees call 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:37.120 out for the day and we have nobody to cover 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:40.320 the shift. Or if it's not that, then the toilet's broken. 0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:43.600 And if it's not that, then the computer's break or 0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:46.639 the Wi Fi's down which causes the computers not to work. 0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:50.360 And like it's just like, oh my god. 0:21:49.840 --> 0:21:51.520 You're saying this freezer thing happened today. 0:21:52.119 --> 0:21:55.040 Literally it's still happening right now. There. Ashley's at the 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:58.280 restaurant and I was reading a book by So you 0:21:58.280 --> 0:21:59.720 guys watch Restaurant Possible. 0:22:00.760 --> 0:22:03.400 I've seen it, but I don't watch it regularly. 0:22:03.840 --> 0:22:05.720 Dude, I love that show. So Chef Robert Irv and 0:22:05.840 --> 0:22:08.320 is the best. By the way, I forgot to mention, Hannah, 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:10.560 if you're selling this, call that he if chef Robert 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.560 Irvin wants to call him on help We Stuck at 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:14.960 being new uh whatever the hell is called suck Help 0:22:15.040 --> 0:22:17.639 we Stuck at being newlyweds, then I would love to 0:22:17.640 --> 0:22:19.359 have him on the podcast because he's awesome. I was 0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:22.200 reading his book and it's just like he talks about 0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:25.520 the restaurant industry and he's right, it's just it's a 0:22:25.560 --> 0:22:27.320 beast and it's not for the faint of heart, Like 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:29.560 you were just constantly grinding. And the one thing about 0:22:29.600 --> 0:22:32.040 the restaurant industry that you cannot escape and you'll never 0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:34.720 escape are the hours because that's just the way the 0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:38.000 industry works. Like I can't digitally serve you a coffee, 0:22:38.040 --> 0:22:40.280 so I can't work remotely, Like it's like you just 0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:43.080 are there, which is okay. I love that. I love 0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:46.120 the camaraderie, I love the community. I love it all, 0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:49.560 but it's dude, it's so draining. And then like he 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:51.800 was talking to the book about how like his first 0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:54.159 marriage was kind of ruined by it because it's like, 0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:56.760 you know, you're just a workaholic and if you own 0:22:56.800 --> 0:22:59.080 a business, like that's your life and you just grind 0:22:59.119 --> 0:23:00.399 it out and you have to have a spouse to 0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:04.440 understand that. And Ashley and I are fine, but it's like, honestly, 0:23:04.480 --> 0:23:07.560 the only reason we fight over anything is about audis 0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:10.440 right now, because like I'm stressed out or I'm agitated, 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:12.879 like even now, like I called her and I'm just 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:15.000 like freaking out and I'm stressed out. I'm trying to 0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:17.240 get everything done and like I'm nervous that everything's going 0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:18.679 to go bad. And then people come in and they 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:21.840 want to see me because obviously, like you know, I'm 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:24.320 the owner and bachelor, so they want to come meet me. 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:26.200 And then I have to I have the guy who's 0:23:26.200 --> 0:23:27.680 coming in for the liquor order, so I got to 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:29.639 give that to him while also trying to like literally 0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:31.960 put pershudo in the freezer so it doesn't go bad. 0:23:32.640 --> 0:23:35.480 And then so I call Ashley. I'm like I need 0:23:35.520 --> 0:23:37.960 to do this fast, and she's like asking me questions. 0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:40.159 I'm like, just get ice and get the cooler and 0:23:40.240 --> 0:23:42.440 just please get here. And then I called back because 0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:44.080 I was like, oh, such a dick, and she didn't 0:23:44.119 --> 0:23:46.440 deserve that, but I was just agitated and I needed 0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:48.800 her to get here now, Like I didn't need questions. 0:23:49.119 --> 0:23:50.720 I just needed her to say, okay, I'm on a 0:23:50.800 --> 0:23:52.840 up right there. Instead of being like, wait, what do 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:54.760 you need? How much ice do you do? You want 0:23:54.760 --> 0:23:56.800 this cooler that cooler, I'm like, I don't give a 0:23:56.880 --> 0:24:00.640 rats ass, just get the coolers get here, and then 0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:03.239 I cause I need to go. So anyway, that's my 0:24:03.280 --> 0:24:03.920 life right now. 0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:07.440 But usually hire someone like a like a store manager. 0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:09.359 So I do. I have a kitchen manager, but he 0:24:09.400 --> 0:24:12.440 actually needed to leave early today because it's his daughter's birthday, 0:24:12.760 --> 0:24:14.840 so I was there and then he does a really 0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:17.240 good job. But obviously, as the owner, everything falls on me, 0:24:17.280 --> 0:24:19.520 which is totally understandable, like this is my shop, it's 0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:23.600 my responsibility, and I hire help. You know. It's also 0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:26.840 tough because there's only so much I can expense for 0:24:27.000 --> 0:24:31.080 Audrey's for payment purposes. You know, our payroll is already 0:24:31.080 --> 0:24:33.120 pretty high because I like to pay my employees well. 0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:34.640 I want to make sure they're earning a decent living. 0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:36.200 I want to make sure that they're getting paid well 0:24:36.240 --> 0:24:38.000 for the job they do because I do expect a 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:40.000 lot out of them, you know, in terms of work 0:24:40.040 --> 0:24:43.360 ethic and treating customers and cleanliness and all that stuff 0:24:43.840 --> 0:24:45.320 and so and I've been on the other side of it, 0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:47.439 so I want to make sure that they're not like 0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:50.200 barely scraping by. Like if you work here at Audrey's, 0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:52.760 you get a decent hour with aage, and you get 0:24:52.760 --> 0:24:54.920 hopefully good tips, and you get treated well and if 0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:57.359 you work hard, we'll be all right, and so like, 0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:59.520 there's only so much. It's just like I can spend 0:24:59.600 --> 0:25:01.240 on payer. So I really don't even have the money 0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:04.960 to really hire another manager to take on more responsibilities. 0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:07.600 So just some more lube on Instagram, man, you can 0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:08.560 afford that, dude. 0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:09.840 I'm selling lube left and right. 0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:12.800 Baby, I've got a question about another twenty four to 0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:16.560 seven job that you might be coming into. Are you 0:25:16.640 --> 0:25:19.320 and Ashley seriously still talking about having baby number two? 0:25:19.960 --> 0:25:23.680 Oh yeah, so we're not in the midst of trying. 0:25:25.800 --> 0:25:28.640 It's not like I mean, well, yeah, I mean she's 0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:30.880 on birth control pretty much like we'll start trying when 0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:35.359 she gets off birth control again. But it is funny, like, 0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:39.679 you know, obviously we're married. There is sexy time involved 0:25:39.720 --> 0:25:42.160 in marriage and it is funny, Like every time after 0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:44.679 we're done, we're like, wouldn't it be funny if you 0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:49.560 were pregnant right now? That would be terrible because it's 0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:52.160 just we want a second kid. I want d Austin 0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:54.000 to have a sibling. It would be really nice to 0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:59.480 have a family dynamic, two kids. So you know, I 0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:05.800 think probably we're gonna start like really trying, August. I 0:26:05.800 --> 0:26:08.800 think we've we've decided. It's a little nerve wracking, just because, 0:26:08.840 --> 0:26:11.040 like we've talked about in this podcast before, technically Ashley 0:26:11.080 --> 0:26:15.240 is a geriatric pregnancy, which is insane because we feel 0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:19.040 so young. But she just did a fertility test with 0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:23.160 Martin Fertility and hers is a little bit low. It's 0:26:23.160 --> 0:26:27.399 still okay. I haven't tested mine, so hopefully mine are 0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:31.080 swimming just fine. But the last time, it took about 0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:34.399 seven seven months, uh for Dawson to come around. So 0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:37.639 you know, I don't know, I mean, is it's just 0:26:37.760 --> 0:26:40.800 it's impossible to plan. Like we could get pregnant right away, 0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:43.240 we could, it could take years, it could take seven 0:26:43.280 --> 0:26:46.200 months again, it's just impossible to know. But we want 0:26:46.240 --> 0:26:48.919 a second kid, we'd like to have more of a family. 0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:52.760 It's just weird having more kids. Man, Like I think 0:26:52.800 --> 0:26:58.760 about everything that goes into raising Dawson, it's like, we're 0:26:58.760 --> 0:27:01.359 gonna We're just going to have another one of those. 0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:05.160 That's the most exhausting thing I could possibly ever imagine 0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:07.520 in my entire life. But you know, I've talked to 0:27:07.560 --> 0:27:09.560 a lot of other parents have multiple kids and they're like, yeah, 0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:12.320 you just just grind through and it's great. And I said, 0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:14.520 there comes a point too, when Dawson gets a little 0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:17.040 bit older. I'm sure even at like three or four, 0:27:17.160 --> 0:27:20.359 he'll be, you know, pretty helpful in terms of just 0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:23.720 wanting to you know, be around the baby, or taking 0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:25.919 care of himself a little bit more where he's walking 0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:29.240 and able to feed himself, and possibly be I don't know. 0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:32.480 I don't know what age you do potty training. I 0:27:32.480 --> 0:27:34.800 think three. I think I don't even know. 0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:38.080 If you need a couple of guys with good sperm samples. 0:27:38.119 --> 0:27:40.600 I know a couple of guys that live in the mountains. 0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:42.440 That'll be want to help you out, a willing good 0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:43.280 to know as a backup. 0:27:44.040 --> 0:27:46.640 That's a really good point. Are they willing? I don't know, 0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:48.080 but I guess we'll find out. 0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:50.760 Do you think they would be more willing to so 0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:52.919 say they had the choice, like they had to choose 0:27:53.400 --> 0:27:56.360 between donating. So your brother had to choose between donating 0:27:56.359 --> 0:27:59.399 his sperm to Klin or Ashley, what would you do? 0:27:59.440 --> 0:28:01.320 You think You're brother would be like, I feel more 0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:04.280 comfortable giving it to someone I don't know, or I 0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:07.320 feel more comfortable quote unquote keeping into the family. 0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:09.840 Yeah, that's the question. 0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:11.080 I do know. 0:28:11.119 --> 0:28:13.040 When I was going to donate sperm for money, when 0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:15.520 I first went to LA, they both were like, that's weird. 0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:17.720 You'd have a lot of unknown children running around. 0:28:17.920 --> 0:28:20.000 So it sounds like it's a no to anyone. 0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:22.160 Maybe that was, you know, that was ten years ago, 0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:24.800 eight years ago. It's but they might have changed. They're 0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:27.720 both dads now, well one dad to be. 0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:29.919 So what do you I don't know. 0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:32.639 I don't really want to have their children just because 0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:34.840 it's like it's weird Christmas and Thanksgiving. 0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:36.080 It's like, there's your. 0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:39.360 Real dad, that's not weird. I'll be their real dad. 0:28:39.640 --> 0:28:42.160 I'm the one raising them, that's not weird. 0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:43.040 I don't know. 0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:47.160 Well, what about when we adopt a kid that's different? 0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:48.000 How's that different? 0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:51.960 I don't know, you would be their dad? But I 0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:54.840 mean your brother would be their biological dad. 0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:59.520 Yeah, you're not seeing the adopted kids parents at every holiday. 0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:03.320 Yeah, I guess something to think about. But no, that 0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:05.560 is definitely a big step. So August, you say, is 0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:08.880 when you guys are gonna start trying potentially against that's great. 0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:13.000 Yeah, we're thinking August because we want Ashley also wants 0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:15.080 to not have to. You know, it's been kind of 0:29:15.120 --> 0:29:18.920 a turbulent year. It's been good, like we're so lucky, 0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:21.040 but you know, there's just been a lot of stress 0:29:21.040 --> 0:29:25.000 between the shop, moving Ashley, Rhode Island. There is definitely 0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:27.640 a little bit of seasonal depression in the you know, 0:29:27.640 --> 0:29:29.880 the New England area. Between Jennifer remarks, the weather it's 0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:32.200 just starting to get nice. So I think she really 0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:34.040 wants to try to take advantage of it. Untoy that 0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:38.479 enjoy this time with Dawson, enjoyed Rhode Island, try to feel, 0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:40.840 you know, get a good gauge if this is a 0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:43.560 place that she wants to be for the foreseeable future. 0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:47.160 And then you don't see where we're at. But we've 0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:50.120 been talking about August, but it could change, man, I mean, 0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:52.320 you know, we could get pregnant, tomorrow if I get 0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:53.000 lucky tonight. 0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:55.400 Who knows? 0:29:55.680 --> 0:29:56.080 Who knows? 0:29:58.400 --> 0:29:58.680 Well? 0:29:58.840 --> 0:30:00.880 I mean, best lect to you. Man. That's great, that's 0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:01.320 great to hear. 0:30:01.720 --> 0:30:03.400 We are going to take one quick break and then 0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:05.600 we're going to jump into some Q and a's that 0:30:05.680 --> 0:30:07.120 we have from our listeners. 0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:08.000 Are you guys cool with that? 0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:09.440 Yeah? 0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:11.400 Oh of course I love the Q and a's. 0:30:11.760 --> 0:30:14.560 All right, stay tuned. Buckle your seat belts. 0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:29.160 We'll be right back. All right, We're back. Unbuckle your 0:30:29.200 --> 0:30:32.120 seat belts. No, keep them buckled. I'm just kidding. 0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:33.960 All right. We have a couple of questions. 0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:36.200 I'm not sure where these questions came from, because I 0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:37.920 feel like we haven't be giving our email out. 0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:39.680 We have every episode, I think. 0:30:39.720 --> 0:30:41.880 I also like how we keep plugging our Instagram with 0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:43.440 the wrong Instagram account. 0:30:43.080 --> 0:30:46.040 Because no, it's at help underscore, I isn't it. 0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:47.920 Well, we've been plugging help. 0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:50.000 We suck at being newly what it's Instagram page, but 0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:52.239 our current pages still help us sec at dating right, 0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:55.200 And I'm pretty sure I have the password to change that, 0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.120 but I just don't. I don't know what it is, 0:30:57.440 --> 0:30:59.360 and I'm not the one that posts. Whoever post? I 0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:01.200 think it's on it. If you can hear me, just 0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:04.280 change it. Hope we stuck at Remillion. Oh we can't. 0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:05.680 We can't change the user name. 0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:07.560 Yeah, I means, but we have you know, we have 0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:10.680 sixteen thousand dollars, so let's not mess things up here. Dean, 0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:13.800 when you said seatbelts, it made me think, Uh, do 0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:14.640 you still fly. 0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:17.520 Like airplanes? 0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.680 No? Like in your dreams? Yes, airplanes. 0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:26.960 I haven't taken a pilot class in like four years. 0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:30.080 How many pilots? So you don't have your license or anything. 0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:31.240 You just took a couple of classes. 0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:35.280 I got like halfway through my license process and I 0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:36.080 forget what happened. 0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:37.480 I moved into a van. 0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:39.680 No, yeah, that's gonna be part of it. 0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:42.440 I just had so many interests at the time that 0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:44.040 it was hard to keep up with all of them. 0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:47.320 And that was the one that one of many, not many, one. 0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:47.520 Of a few. 0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:50.200 I guess I fell by the wayside. So it was 0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:52.000 just I was overburdening myself. 0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:54.280 Because I was like envisioning you and Kaylan, you know, 0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:57.840 topping style flying through the air. Would you ever, Kaylan, 0:31:57.960 --> 0:31:59.680 did you ever get into a plane with Dean as 0:31:59.680 --> 0:31:59.960 the pipe? 0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:01.720 Yeah? 0:32:03.160 --> 0:32:04.920 After he has a lot of hours. 0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:07.840 We actually saw those like top gun planes in Vegas 0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:11.160 and we were wondering if they it's like like something 0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:11.920 that you can sign up for. 0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:13.360 I don't care about these top gun planes. 0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:13.520 You. 0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:15.680 Oh, don't get in an airplane with me as the 0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:19.840 pilot after licensed by the thousands. 0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:22.560 And thousands of hours. I just don't really like small planes. 0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:23.600 It has nothing to do with you. 0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:25.120 It sounds like it has everything to do with me. 0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:28.360 I'm not getting in a small plane with anyone. 0:32:28.560 --> 0:32:30.200 Well, yeah, because you don't have a need to. 0:32:30.280 --> 0:32:33.080 But if your partner was like, hey, I got my license, 0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:34.960 let's go for a ride, you would say no. 0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:36.280 I think about it. 0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:37.520 I think one of the reasons I was getting my 0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:39.320 license in the first place as a single guy at 0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:41.080 the time, was like, how cool would it be for 0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:42.600 a data idea, like Hey, jump in my plane. 0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:45.200 We're going to It's so expensive not only to rent 0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:46.920 a plane, but fuel and all of that. 0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:49.120 It's less expensive than I bet you think it is. 0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:51.120 I think it's more expensive than you think it is. 0:32:54.160 --> 0:32:57.080 I think I've done a lot more research in this 0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.400 than you apps. I'm pretty sure we got a better understanding. 0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:02.160 It would I wouldn't get licensed if I was bad 0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:04.640 at volg an airplane. You don't get license, Like I 0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:06.479 guess they give out driver's license if you're bad at 0:33:06.520 --> 0:33:07.720 driving Dean. 0:33:09.560 --> 0:33:11.120 But yeah, well. 0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:12.040 Who's the better driver? 0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:16.040 May that's insane of you to even say, No. 0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:18.640 It's Deane. It's Dean. But sometimes he can be a 0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:19.280 little scary. 0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:21.920 Not scary, I hate uh. 0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:24.800 I hate drivers that are like skittish and like uncertain 0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:27.200 about what they're doing. And so sometimes I get a 0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:30.280 little like I'm like, like, same with people walking, no, 0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:33.600 not aggressive. Same with when we're walking places like yesterday 0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:35.640 for instance, when there's like this group in front of 0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:37.960 us and they're like walking slow, meandering around, and you're like, 0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:39.800 it's their world, we're just living in it. That's how 0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:41.560 I feel what i'm driving. I'm like, get out of 0:33:41.560 --> 0:33:44.000 the way. You're in everyone's way. You're taking up space, 0:33:44.400 --> 0:33:46.560 and so people need to either be aggressive or just 0:33:46.600 --> 0:33:49.800 like fall behind these people that are meandering and aggressive 0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:50.400 is not the right word. 0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:54.520 It's more just like you know, finding yourself. I am 0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:55.840 I'm the best driver in the world. 0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:57.680 I think, No, not the best driver in the world, 0:33:57.680 --> 0:33:58.440 but you're very good. 0:33:58.560 --> 0:34:02.440 I'm the best, even one better driver than me, you can't. 0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:05.840 So so yeah, I think it'd be cool to take 0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:07.840 a Kaelin on a date me finding the airplane. But 0:34:07.840 --> 0:34:10.360 it sounds like that's not Would you get in my 0:34:10.360 --> 0:34:11.000 airplane with me? 0:34:11.840 --> 0:34:14.239 Probably not? No, Actually, and I have talked about this. 0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:17.600 I think where because when you're getting your pilot lessonse like, 0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:19.799 could you imagine just going on a delta flight. We're 0:34:19.800 --> 0:34:21.800 an American Airlines, fine, sitting there and all of a sudden, 0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:26.160 it's like, this is your captain speaking, and we're going 0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:28.400 to be traveling about five I was like, I'm sorry, 0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:31.120 get me off this goddamn plane right now. 0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:33.160 It'd be like, what's. 0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:36.000 Up, guys, welcome to my flight. It's going to be sick. 0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:38.920 Up there today. Who's that thirty five thousand feet? 0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:40.480 You never speak like that. 0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:43.680 That's first of all, the copilot would come on and say, 0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:45.600 excuse me, folks, I'm really sorry about this, but the 0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:48.120 pilot is just running a bit late. He's going he's 0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:52.719 on his way right now, and uh. And then that's 0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:57.120 when you come on, and then you'd be like, yo, 0:34:57.200 --> 0:34:57.960 what would you say? 0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:01.720 I'd be like, hey, sorry an hour late? Ball makeup? 0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:05.480 Yeah, that'd be tough because I take quite a few 0:35:05.480 --> 0:35:08.200 poops throughout the day. I'm sure you could probably fly 0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:10.080 as a pilot and still poop while you're phone. 0:35:10.160 --> 0:35:10.720 For an hour. 0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:14.200 Hey, welcome to help. We suck at being pilots on 0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:16.560 your Captain Dean Hunger just kidding, guys, we're gonna be 0:35:16.560 --> 0:35:17.000 all right. 0:35:17.880 --> 0:35:20.520 Yeah, well you could. You could podcast from the flight. 0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:21.480 Yeah, that'd be sweet. 0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:24.800 But also being a commercials that takes that takes thousands 0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:26.040 of hours. I think what you guys are thinking of 0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:29.520 being a pilot, it doesn't. It only takes like forty 0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:31.959 hours of flying time to become a license. Like a plane, 0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:34.600 a little plane, a cute little plane, but a commercial 0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:35.479 pilot you have to have. 0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:39.000 I don't know, ten thousand hours more. Maybe can you. 0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:43.720 Text and fly like these pilots just text texting the cockpit? 0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:45.040 Yeah? 0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:46.880 I think you probably could. Yeah, it's like it's all 0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:47.879 automated these days. 0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:50.920 Could you imagine on takeoff if like as you're the 0:35:51.000 --> 0:35:52.520 engines are rearing and you're about to take off in 0:35:52.560 --> 0:35:55.399 the pilots just like leaning back phone in front, he's 0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:59.600 playing angry Birds. Oh god, are we at thirty thousand feet? 0:35:59.680 --> 0:35:59.759 Ye? 0:36:00.520 --> 0:36:02.080 I bet you it's illegal, but I bet you it 0:36:02.120 --> 0:36:03.239 happens more often than we think. 0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:07.560 Maybe dude pilot Pete definitely Texas, did you guys, Yeah, 0:36:07.560 --> 0:36:09.680 oh yeah, he's got to be. He's probably swiping on Tinder. 0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:12.520 He's posting on Instagram as the flight taken off. 0:36:13.560 --> 0:36:16.520 But I'm sure he lands every aircraft safely. Did you 0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:19.200 guys see that video of the train conductor crashed into 0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:21.000 the train in front of her because she was texting 0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:24.560 on her phone. Yeah, it's pretty dangerous stuff, pretty dangerous stuff. 0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:25.560 That's crazy. 0:36:26.160 --> 0:36:27.480 We got a couple Q and a's here. 0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:29.040 Wait before we get to the Q and A, should 0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:30.200 we talk about what's going on. 0:36:30.160 --> 0:36:30.680 With our wedding? 0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:32.040 What's going on with your wedding? 0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:33.240 It's terrible? 0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:34.319 Well I don't think we should. 0:36:34.400 --> 0:36:37.120 I mean it's terrible. Oh well no, no, no, no, 0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:37.960 talk about it? 0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:39.040 No? 0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:41.960 No, no, yeah, us weekly are you listening? Here we go. 0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:46.880 I've asked Kaylen not to talk about it because because 0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:51.360 I don't want to, because the owner of the property 0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:55.160 of the venue is very annoying to deal with. And 0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:56.800 I said I don't want to talk about it because 0:36:56.880 --> 0:36:58.759 I think even negative press can. 0:36:58.680 --> 0:36:59.160 Be good press. 0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:01.319 We're not going to say where we're getting married, even 0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:03.040 though I want to. 0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:05.160 It's it's just frustrating. 0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:07.879 We just feel like we're being exploited quite a bit 0:37:07.960 --> 0:37:10.719 with it. But but we don't need to get into 0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:13.120 it yet. I think maybe once it gets closer to it. 0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:15.520 Do you think you're being exploited because of who you are? 0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:18.640 Just in general? Every bride and groom with this place. 0:37:19.200 --> 0:37:21.799 I think that I think, I don't know, I could 0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:23.799 see you going out of the way. I think this guy 0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:26.920 is just such a jerk. And he doesn't answer his 0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:28.680 email for like a week or two at a time, 0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:30.719 so it's like impossible to get an answer from him. 0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:33.920 So it's like, how do you run like this wedding business? 0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:36.839 It's just very frustrating. And last week was the first 0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:38.480 time I ever cried about the wedding. But it was 0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:39.240 very upsetting. 0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:41.840 No, oh no. 0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:45.000 Well, it's just annoying. I'm just I'm very angry. I'm 0:37:45.080 --> 0:37:45.640 very upset. 0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:48.719 I feel like I don't know if it's because like 0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:50.759 People magazine is covering it and he thinks he can 0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:54.600 just nickel and die mus but he's just the worst. 0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:57.439 Yeah, he's annoying, and but I don't really want to talk. 0:37:57.320 --> 0:37:59.000 About it too much today, and that's all we have 0:37:59.040 --> 0:37:59.480 to say. 0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:01.920 We talk about it later, maybe, like once some more 0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:04.799 things develop. We put in some requests which are like 0:38:04.840 --> 0:38:07.200 the most basic of requests, mostly to help keep the 0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:10.000 cost down for our guests, and we're still waiting to 0:38:10.000 --> 0:38:10.680 hear back on some of them. 0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:12.040 Yeah, we're not even like doing it for us. 0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:14.520 We're like trying to make sure everyone who comes has 0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:16.879 a great time and doesn't have to like spend an 0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:19.520 insane amount of money. But he wants to charge people 0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:22.360 one hundred dollars per day for breakfast, which is crazy. 0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:24.239 Yeah, that was my big thing, on hundred dollars per 0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:27.040 day per breakfast. So it's nextra three hundred dollars per guest, 0:38:27.280 --> 0:38:28.799 and it's like, no one wants to spend one hundred 0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:32.880 dollars on breakfast for eggs for eggs and porridge and porridge. 0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:34.120 I mean, I don't know what else it would be. 0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:36.399 But but yeah, we'll save that. We'll save that venting 0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:37.200 session for an other time. 0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:38.440 Maybe it was a half vent. 0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:40.160 Yeah, I could see that. 0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:41.960 I'm excited for the other half vent. 0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:56.279 Let's get to this Q and A Hey, Jre do 0:38:56.320 --> 0:38:58.560 you think pregnancy can be hot or attractive? 0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:00.000 Absolutely? 0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:04.960 Oh with that does a certain person? 0:39:06.280 --> 0:39:09.120 Uh no, but have you there's like, well, if you 0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:12.120 remember Dean and she's a friend, so we can like 0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:16.920 talk about her beauty without it being weird. But do 0:39:16.960 --> 0:39:21.480 you remember when Jana Kraymon was pregnant at the ir 0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:24.520 Festival and wearing Genie by the pool and she was 0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:25.800 like seven months pregnant? 0:39:26.719 --> 0:39:27.640 Yeah? 0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:29.759 Yeah, I mean I've personally never been attracted to a 0:39:29.760 --> 0:39:31.839 pregnant person, but maybe maybe that. 0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:39.360 Attracted to you when you're pregnant. That's my point. I 0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:40.480 think it's better that way. 0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:43.360 Specially Talen, I think you could be a very tiny 0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:46.239 pregnant person, you know, like Ashley. I mean love her 0:39:46.280 --> 0:39:48.360 to death. She was beautiful when she was pregnant, obviously, 0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:52.200 but she was you know, she really like everything was 0:39:52.239 --> 0:39:56.040 just like you know, her ankles and feet and you know, 0:39:56.200 --> 0:39:57.600 she got the whole kingo boodle. 0:39:57.920 --> 0:39:59.520 What is What does Dwight say? Why would I be 0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:01.960 attracted to a pregnant person? The whole reason that you're 0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:04.480 attracted to people is because of the possibility. 0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:04.879 Of reproducing with them. 0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:07.759 A pregnant person, you literally have the zero percent chance 0:40:07.800 --> 0:40:10.319 of reproducing with at that time, So why would there 0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:13.719 be any like genetic attraction to this person? And so like, 0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:15.759 if you get pregnant, sure I would be attracted to you. 0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:20.680 I can imagine, I hope so, but I haven't been 0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:24.800 ever attracted. Like I've never googled pregnant born before. Oh 0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:26.120 that'd be weird. 0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:28.640 Not be weird. You know, people all got their kicks, 0:40:28.760 --> 0:40:30.160 kinks and their fetishes. 0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:32.360 But you've never seen it. You've never seen a pregnant 0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:34.640 woman be like, Wow, she's pulling off pregnancy. 0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:38.240 I can recognize, like they're like like Johnna, for instance, 0:40:38.320 --> 0:40:42.759 was pretty. Jana was pretty for a pregnant person, But 0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:44.919 I still wouldn't be like, damn, she's hot. 0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:45.759 You know what I mean? 0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:47.920 She's pregnant for a pregnant person. 0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:48.719 What do you mean? 0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:50.720 I don't know. It just sounded a little rude. 0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:52.480 What do you mean, I don't know. 0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:55.880 That's weakely headline rude. 0:40:57.040 --> 0:40:59.360 Yeah, am rada, amrada. 0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:03.319 Yeah she's pretty, sure, but she's not Like if you 0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:06.800 put like a pregnant Emorda next to a not pregnant 0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:09.640 other supermodel, I'd be like, oh, the not pregnant supermodel 0:41:09.680 --> 0:41:11.800 is harder than Amrada in this moment while. 0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:18.719 Pregnant Emily Rodaitowski, I'm like, who the hell is am Rada? Yeah, well, 0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:20.040 I want to see what she looks like pregnant. 0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:20.160 Now. 0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:23.600 My final answer is I think that they can be pretty. 0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:26.400 I don't think that they're hot. Okay, I don't look 0:41:26.440 --> 0:41:27.920 at them be like, WHOA, she's hot. 0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:31.280 You're an anti pregnant, you're an anti pregnante. 0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:33.600 No, I'm not at all. Pregnancy's beautiful. 0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:37.160 It's just it's a different type of beauty that I 0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:37.960 I've never. 0:41:38.320 --> 0:41:41.000 Pretty pretty versus hot. I can see where you're coming from. 0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:45.640 Yeah, thank you, all right, Next question, Next question, Jared, 0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:49.520 how would you react if Ashley approached you about a threesome. 0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:49.719 With another man? 0:41:50.040 --> 0:41:52.320 These questions could not be from listeners. This is crazy, 0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:53.000 are crazy? 0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:59.920 Uh No, you know what's so sexist of me is 0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:03.080 that if she approached me with a threesome for a woman, 0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:04.839 I don't think I could do it, but I would 0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:07.120 definitely entertain the idea because I'm like, wow, that's a 0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:10.600 talk about a bucket list. But I could. I don't. 0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:12.600 I could never do it with another guy. I don't think. 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:18.320 I almost feel bad saying that because it's so I 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:20.520 don't know. I'm like, oh, yeah, I could definitely at 0:42:20.600 --> 0:42:22.560 least entertain the idea of another woman, but a guy, 0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:26.040 no way. I wish I was more open to be like, 0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:28.520 oh no, I could, I could see this, but I 0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:30.239 don't think there's any way I could do it. 0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:33.319 Sorry, I think that's a standard answer. I'm the same. 0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:35.440 But I also wouldn't really entertain it if it was 0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:39.520 in the girl either. Yeah. Answer, wonderful answer, Thank you 0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:43.239 so much. Yeah, I've already got enough going on. 0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:44.640 When there's just two of us in there with theres 0:42:44.640 --> 0:42:46.360 a third person, I would have no idea what to do. 0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:49.480 And like, it's also different because you know, as a 0:42:49.480 --> 0:42:51.640 guy growing up, you always dream of having a threesome. 0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:56.400 But it's also you know, I've never had one, but 0:42:56.960 --> 0:43:00.359 it probably AIG's regret in life. I'm kidding, but like you, 0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:03.279 you know, it's like usually like two people you don't know, 0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:06.960 you know, like my wife. I don't know. I don't 0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:08.600 think I could do it. I think, yeah, I don't 0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:11.359 think I could ever do it. Maybe, but I don't think. 0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:13.239 Maybe there's only one way to find out. 0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:17.719 Yeah, let's let's not put that out in the I'm. 0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:21.280 Going to get some weird, weird dms when you actually 0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:23.000 go to dinner, do you prefer the same side of 0:43:23.000 --> 0:43:24.480 the booth or the opposite side of the booth? 0:43:24.640 --> 0:43:26.440 Dude, opposite side of the booth. Please tell me you're 0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:31.640 not same siders. You're same siders. 0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:35.400 No judge you so badly the same side. 0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:38.040 There are occasions where we're same siders. If it's a 0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:40.320 booth on one side and two chairs on the other side. 0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:41.000 I love the. 0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:42.560 Booth, and Kaylen knows that I love the booth, and 0:43:42.600 --> 0:43:44.280 so she'll sit first and take the booth. 0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:46.640 We both love the booth, and I nine times out 0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:48.640 of ten give you the booth because I'm so nice. 0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:50.439 No, it's at least half the time we split booth. 0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:51.920 But there are times where I'm like, oh, I just 0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:53.640 really need the booth right now, and Kaylen won't budge, 0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:55.000 and so we're still on the same side of the booth. 0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:56.520 I think the boot's overrated. 0:43:56.800 --> 0:43:59.279 Booth is the least overrated thing in the world. I 0:43:59.280 --> 0:43:59.919 think it is the best. 0:44:00.280 --> 0:44:01.880 Most of the chairs are very comfy, they have a 0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:04.520 nice cushion. Plus anytime that I need to get out 0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:07.279 of a booth, I do that awkward like slide where 0:44:07.280 --> 0:44:09.400 I got to slide out of the table and then 0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:12.439 I usually bump the table and it's like with a chair, 0:44:12.600 --> 0:44:15.120 just push out. I'm already out, baby. I think the 0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:19.040 booth's overridded. This just it's not it's not a good couch. 0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:20.120 It's not like I'm laying down. 0:44:20.680 --> 0:44:22.279 If you have like a party of eight and there's 0:44:22.400 --> 0:44:24.759 four booth seats and four regular seats, I'll take a 0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:26.360 regular seat because, like you're saying, you don't. 0:44:26.160 --> 0:44:27.640 Want to be like, hey, can I get out real quick? 0:44:27.680 --> 0:44:27.840 You know? 0:44:28.400 --> 0:44:28.680 Yeah? 0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:30.680 But there are times where we both sit on the 0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:32.680 same side of the booth because I want to be 0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:33.880 in the booth and Kan wants to be in the 0:44:33.920 --> 0:44:36.400 booth and we're both subburn so we're both like, well, 0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:38.799 I'm not gonna not sit in the booth, you know, 0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:40.520 I guess yeah. 0:44:40.560 --> 0:44:42.080 Also, when we're out to dinner, like I want to 0:44:42.120 --> 0:44:43.759 I want to like a lot of you know what. 0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:45.560 It's weird though, because I say, I want to look 0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:47.239 at Ashley, so I like sitting on the other side 0:44:47.239 --> 0:44:48.600 of the table so I can converse and we can 0:44:48.600 --> 0:44:50.880 look at each other instead of turning my neck. Having 0:44:50.880 --> 0:44:54.080 said that, I love sitting at the bar, which of 0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:57.880 course leads to turning over to my left or right 0:44:57.920 --> 0:45:00.640 wherever she's sin and talking to her. But also there's 0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:03.240 something about the bar, like the bar tender, the TVs. 0:45:03.280 --> 0:45:05.240 It's a little bit more of like a show almost, 0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:07.520 rather than just going out to dinner and sitting down. 0:45:08.160 --> 0:45:10.680 I don't mind the bar because I'm I hate eye contact, 0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:12.319 and so they're sitting at the bar. Like you say, 0:45:12.360 --> 0:45:14.640 you don't have to look directly at at whoever you're 0:45:14.760 --> 0:45:15.319 dining with. 0:45:15.760 --> 0:45:17.160 Since then, do you hate eye contact? 0:45:17.200 --> 0:45:18.920 Have you ever noticed when I talk, I never make 0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:21.640 eye contact, Like I'll make like if you're talking, I'll 0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:23.680 listen to you by making eye contact, But like right 0:45:23.719 --> 0:45:26.000 now i'm talking, I'm terrified look. 0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:31.399 Actually like other people as well when you're talking to them. 0:45:31.680 --> 0:45:33.759 Remember you had that meeting and they were like, you know, 0:45:33.880 --> 0:45:34.760 make more eye contact. 0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:37.280 Yeah, I get nervous when I talk and try. 0:45:37.120 --> 0:45:39.719 To look at me keep my eyeland Jim, Jim. 0:45:40.200 --> 0:45:41.240 Yeah, I'm bad at eye contact. 0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:43.200 So that's why the bar is actually a good choice 0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:45.560 for that, because then you're not expected to make eye 0:45:45.600 --> 0:45:47.200 contact unless you really want to. 0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:51.239 Do guys gossip the way girls do? 0:45:53.040 --> 0:45:53.279 Yeah? 0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:55.560 I don't know how do girls gossip? 0:45:56.360 --> 0:45:56.920 No chance? 0:45:57.040 --> 0:45:59.200 If I tell you something, you're like huh, interesting, and 0:45:59.239 --> 0:46:01.400 you move on and you don't ask any follow up questions. 0:46:01.480 --> 0:46:03.319 But I think what they're asking is, like, do I 0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:05.320 gossip the way that you gossip with your girlfriends? 0:46:05.320 --> 0:46:07.560 With my guy friends, No, you don't really talk crap 0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:10.480 about people, or like if something happens, you don't really 0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:11.799 you don't really care to share. 0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:15.440 Yeah, I like laugh, and then I'm like, next thing, Well, 0:46:15.480 --> 0:46:19.080 it depends because we like, we could talk about sports 0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:22.279 and sports personalities all day long. I feel like that's 0:46:22.320 --> 0:46:25.040 our gossiping because then we talk about like who's good 0:46:25.040 --> 0:46:27.920 for this position, or like the Broncos suck or Russell 0:46:27.920 --> 0:46:29.480 Wilson's overrated. 0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:32.480 Or like yeah, Russell Wilson gossip is out of hand. 0:46:32.760 --> 0:46:35.319 Oh totally. If you asked Dean about Russell Wilson, I'm 0:46:35.360 --> 0:46:37.319 sure you guys could talk for hours about this. So 0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:40.319 really what we're gossiping of gossiping about? 0:46:40.680 --> 0:46:41.120 Mm hmm. 0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:44.560 Yeah, but let's say like scanned of all, you all 0:46:44.600 --> 0:46:46.919 don't care about that, granted you don't watch the show. 0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:47.760 Vander pump. 0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:51.440 But like, let's say, I don't know, let's say your 0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:53.200 best friend cheated on his girlfriend. 0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:54.839 You're not really going to talk about it. 0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:57.360 Yeah, it's kind of almost like you're expected not to 0:46:57.400 --> 0:46:59.640 talk about it, not expected to, But. 0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:01.680 Okay, my best friend cheated on her boyfriend, you're not 0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:02.520 going to talk about it. 0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:05.200 I would try to find a way to change the 0:47:05.200 --> 0:47:06.759 subjects as quickly as possible, for sure. 0:47:06.840 --> 0:47:08.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so maybe yeah. 0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:11.680 That's true, But mostly because I just don't really care, 0:47:12.320 --> 0:47:14.360 you know, like like Jared saying, I care about sports 0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:17.160 figures that I admire, so I have more of like 0:47:17.200 --> 0:47:19.560 a willingness to talk about them because I'm more not 0:47:19.640 --> 0:47:22.040 that I'm not more invested, but like also. 0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:22.960 Maybe the fact that I'm disconnected. 0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:24.680 Like if it's one of my best friends, I like 0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:27.200 don't want to make him upset by talking about it 0:47:27.239 --> 0:47:29.600 behind his back. So but I don't care if Russell 0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:31.600 Wilson knows that I'm talking crap about him behind his back. 0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:33.319 But you would never, but I would never because I 0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:35.439 love Russell Wilson and he's gonna win a Super Bowl 0:47:35.480 --> 0:47:36.040 for us this year. 0:47:36.320 --> 0:47:37.440 I don't love it, but I like him. 0:47:37.480 --> 0:47:39.880 I do think the more crap people talk about him, 0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:42.120 the more I like him because he like becomes an 0:47:42.160 --> 0:47:44.880 underdog and I love an underdog and I love the Broncos. 0:47:46.360 --> 0:47:48.279 Yeah, you guys might be good this year. I like 0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:50.480 Champagne and I think Wilssell can have a bounce back here. 0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:56.880 Uh do you think it's a turn off if someone 0:47:57.000 --> 0:48:00.720 has not been in a relationship before. I think I'm strong, 0:48:00.800 --> 0:48:04.800 but it definitely raises a flag or two. Mmm. 0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:07.240 I don't think so well. 0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:09.400 It makes me I mean, how old you know, like 0:48:09.440 --> 0:48:13.960 honestly Ashley and then you know, Ashley's beautiful and it 0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:15.520 was like, oh, she's never you know. She was like 0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:17.480 I've never had a boyfriend and you know, I'm a 0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:19.880 twenty seven year old virgin. And it was like, okay, 0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:23.280 that's first of all, totally fine, but just curiosity, why, 0:48:23.520 --> 0:48:25.400 you know, is it you with guys? Do you not 0:48:25.520 --> 0:48:27.239 want to be in a relationship with the guy or 0:48:28.160 --> 0:48:29.840 what's going on here? Because like, how do you not 0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:32.399 accidentally just like fall into a relationship once or twice 0:48:32.400 --> 0:48:33.840 in your life? It's just like happy. 0:48:33.880 --> 0:48:37.560 Yeah, I could see being a turn off if that 0:48:37.600 --> 0:48:39.920 person was like boyfriend, like if they really wanted to 0:48:39.920 --> 0:48:41.680 be in a relationship their whole life and they never 0:48:41.760 --> 0:48:44.560 have been. Then it'd be like, well, obviously you're doing 0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:47.200 something wrong because you really want this and you haven't 0:48:47.200 --> 0:48:47.560 had it. 0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:51.480 I'm no mathematician here, but something's not adding up. Sure, yeah, 0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:52.520 if it's a big F boy. 0:48:53.680 --> 0:48:55.920 I mean I had some hesitations getting in a relationship 0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:56.160 with you. 0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:57.759 I've been in relationships before, though. 0:48:57.800 --> 0:48:59.080 Oh I know, but you're an F boy. 0:49:00.280 --> 0:49:01.920 Okay, you were an F girl at some point in 0:49:01.960 --> 0:49:06.040 your life, dare you? Well everyone needs to go there 0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:07.240 in fas at some point. 0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:09.719 Wait, Caylen, were you an F girl? 0:49:10.160 --> 0:49:13.480 Oh yeah, probably, Yeah, she was, tell him about your 0:49:13.520 --> 0:49:15.200 F girls story, your F girl days. 0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:18.719 Well, you know, I was living life. Yeah, single goal. 0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:21.080 Okay, tell us more. 0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:22.120 That's all I got. 0:49:22.160 --> 0:49:30.360 Come on, she was, Yeah, No, I I just like 0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:31.839 to pretend to make myself feel better. 0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:34.480 Yeah, I'm trying to think, what like constitute what would 0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:36.920 Kaylen have to what story would she have to tell 0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:38.799 where I'd be like, oh, that's an F girl, move 0:49:38.880 --> 0:49:39.320 right there. 0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:41.600 She's going on a different on a date with a 0:49:41.600 --> 0:49:42.959 different guy every night for a month. 0:49:43.880 --> 0:49:45.200 Didn't do that. 0:49:45.239 --> 0:49:46.400 It was like a couple of weeks. 0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:49.560 No, I wasn't like much of a like go out 0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:53.239 on a bunch of dates. I don't know, maybe maybe again. 0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:57.640 Yeah, in college, you don't think an f girl is 0:49:57.680 --> 0:49:59.319 a type of girl that just dms guys that she's 0:49:59.360 --> 0:49:59.919 never met before. 0:50:00.040 --> 0:50:00.839 That's an F girl move. 0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:02.680 And that's what I did, and that's how I got 0:50:02.680 --> 0:50:03.680 my fiance. 0:50:06.640 --> 0:50:08.640 To the max. I've never DMed a girl before and 0:50:08.680 --> 0:50:09.719 be like, hey, let's go on a date. 0:50:09.960 --> 0:50:11.840 This is too much pressure on me. Let's move to 0:50:11.880 --> 0:50:12.320 you guys. 0:50:12.600 --> 0:50:13.000 It's nice. 0:50:13.280 --> 0:50:14.000 Let's hear about that. 0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:18.960 Yeah, finally, everyon this is the first THEN podcast history 0:50:19.040 --> 0:50:20.360 that you're put on blast. 0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:22.640 Yeah, so continue. 0:50:24.800 --> 0:50:26.879 Yeah, I'm so curious now because it's so different from 0:50:26.880 --> 0:50:29.879 a girl's perspective, So like, for example, the one night's 0:50:29.880 --> 0:50:33.480 stand did you Because from a guy's perspective, most of 0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:39.200 the time, it's like the girl who's, uh, man, this 0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:44.200 sounds terrible hanging around, you know, like kind of and 0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:47.000 then most of the time, like stereotypically, it's the guy 0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:49.640 who's like, oh, I'm just you know, sorry, it's not 0:50:49.719 --> 0:50:51.879 ready for a relationship. Like what was it like? Were 0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:53.080 you like, I'm out? 0:50:53.400 --> 0:50:55.400 When I think about F boys, I think about like 0:50:55.560 --> 0:50:58.560 sleeping around a lot and just ghosting a lot of women, 0:50:58.680 --> 0:51:00.600 like talking to a lot of women that's and ghosting 0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:03.520 all of them and just like a relationship phobic. 0:51:04.760 --> 0:51:06.919 I don't really know what constitutes enough girl. 0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:09.560 I fucked up with girls before and with the intention 0:51:09.600 --> 0:51:11.239 of hanging at them again and been ghosted. Does that 0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:15.920 make them f girls? Yeah? Girls, Man, I've been f 0:51:15.960 --> 0:51:16.799 girled before. 0:51:16.560 --> 0:51:18.560 So maybe that I don't believe you one second, Dean. 0:51:18.680 --> 0:51:19.520 Yeah, well it's just because I have. 0:51:19.480 --> 0:51:21.239 A small penis and I just didn't think they were 0:51:21.239 --> 0:51:22.880 really ever, this is weird time. 0:51:22.880 --> 0:51:26.920 I don't believe Dean one second. 0:51:26.960 --> 0:51:32.720 That next before I take myself into a deeper role. Okay, 0:51:34.080 --> 0:51:37.960 question this is this is now. 0:51:38.000 --> 0:51:41.520 We've talked to Naj about this, the virgin question. Do 0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:43.080 you and I actually like to stay in touch throughout 0:51:43.080 --> 0:51:45.200 the day? Is it considered needy if your partner likes 0:51:45.200 --> 0:51:46.239 to text you all day long? 0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:51.360 Ah? Do we stayed I mean. 0:51:51.719 --> 0:51:54.880 Uh yeah, maybe like three baby and post baby. 0:51:55.719 --> 0:51:59.760 It's it's it's different because yeah, I mean we're always 0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:02.400 in toe obviously, and we also work together, you know, 0:52:02.480 --> 0:52:05.439 so we're in a group chat with our agent that 0:52:05.560 --> 0:52:08.360 we have like forty messages going back and forth a 0:52:08.440 --> 0:52:11.439 day about so that is a big part of it. 0:52:11.640 --> 0:52:14.879 And if we didn't work together, I could totally see 0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:19.480 us not speaking for you know, if I was at 0:52:19.520 --> 0:52:22.400 work and she was home. Yeah, I don't know. If 0:52:22.400 --> 0:52:24.000 we'd speak throughout the day and then I would just 0:52:24.040 --> 0:52:25.600 come home and we would just talk about our day. 0:52:26.840 --> 0:52:29.080 I'm not like I call, like so when I go 0:52:29.120 --> 0:52:31.920 to the coffee shop early before she's up at like 0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:34.239 around noonish, when it slows down and I have a minute, 0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:35.640 I'll call and just be like, Hey, what's going on, 0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:36.839 how's Dawson, how are you doing? 0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:38.120 Blah blah blah. 0:52:38.200 --> 0:52:40.279 What about dms? Do you guys send each other like 0:52:40.360 --> 0:52:42.680 cute dog dms? Or little things like that? 0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:45.840 She does, and I feel bad because I never do that. 0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:48.440 I feel bad. I feel like I'm a bad partner 0:52:48.480 --> 0:52:51.880 because she'll send she'll text me like TikTok's or instagrams 0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:55.439 that she's seen, and then I just never. I don't 0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:56.439 do that with anything though. 0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.880 That's tough to It's like if someone, because I have 0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:00.680 some of my really close friends, send me a bunch 0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:04.040 of meme stuff on Instagram, and Kaylin does too, and 0:53:04.239 --> 0:53:06.600 It's like, how do you respond to that? Like they're 0:53:06.640 --> 0:53:08.560 either funny they're cute, and you can like maybe the 0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:11.000 first coupley like ha ha or lol. But then when 0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:13.440 there's like six cut ones in a row, you like 0:53:13.480 --> 0:53:16.440 you've kind of exhausted all your responses. Yeah, and then 0:53:16.480 --> 0:53:18.720 you feel guilty for not responding. Yeah, exactly. 0:53:19.000 --> 0:53:20.919 Like a buddy of mine sends me golf memes all 0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:23.239 the time and I just don't respond anymore. I just 0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:23.719 read a move. 0:53:23.760 --> 0:53:26.560 I'm like, same. You wonder what I started doing? 0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:29.080 That is like if they if they send me one 0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:30.480 and I know like which one it is, and then 0:53:30.480 --> 0:53:32.160 I'll send them the same one back and then they'll be. 0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:34.399 Like, oh I just tell you this. I'd be like, no, way, 0:53:34.440 --> 0:53:35.480 that's so funny. 0:53:35.800 --> 0:53:36.920 Wait, we've done that before. 0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:39.440 Yeah, I send you something and you don't check it, 0:53:39.480 --> 0:53:41.320 and I'm like, wait, I sent you this, Well. 0:53:41.360 --> 0:53:43.440 I will send you back the same one. So that way, 0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:45.239 you're like, oh, how cute that we were thinking of 0:53:45.239 --> 0:53:46.839 this same thing when we saw this. 0:53:49.880 --> 0:53:52.080 Do you guys text back and forth? 0:53:53.080 --> 0:53:53.319 Yeah? 0:53:53.360 --> 0:53:55.799 When he's traveling, definitely, yeah. 0:53:55.880 --> 0:53:57.600 Kaylen Klen texts a lot. 0:53:58.760 --> 0:54:02.480 So to shuit Doan hates talking on the phone. 0:54:02.560 --> 0:54:05.719 So when he's gone, we basically don't talk on the 0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:09.960 phone that often and just text yeah yeah, yeah. 0:54:10.040 --> 0:54:12.160 Do you talk every day though, I'm. 0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:14.480 Bad at you. Yeah yeah, yeah, most. 0:54:14.360 --> 0:54:16.560 Days every day unless you lost service. 0:54:16.719 --> 0:54:19.160 Yeah, you gotta talk once a day. It's like the rule. 0:54:19.960 --> 0:54:21.719 Yeah, But sometimes it's nice to go a couple days 0:54:21.719 --> 0:54:24.080 of that talking because then it's never happened together to talk, 0:54:24.160 --> 0:54:25.320 then you have more to talk about. 0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:26.880 Okay, but that's never happened. 0:54:27.000 --> 0:54:30.239 It's probably happened at least once. I think that's also 0:54:30.239 --> 0:54:33.799 a fallacy. I've I've noticed that even the longer I 0:54:33.840 --> 0:54:35.759 go without talking to Ashley, I don't have more to 0:54:35.800 --> 0:54:38.560 talk about because maybe it's just because they know everything 0:54:38.560 --> 0:54:40.280 about my life and we would just post on Instagram. 0:54:40.320 --> 0:54:45.000 But like I've any yeah, because anytime, like if she's 0:54:45.040 --> 0:54:46.680 away for a few days, I guess I still talk 0:54:46.680 --> 0:54:50.359 on the phone, but I'm like, hey, what's up? Like, yeah, 0:54:50.400 --> 0:54:52.480 I know everything all right? Cool, good to see you again. 0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:55.080 Well that's kind of why it's to to talk every day, 0:54:55.080 --> 0:54:56.600 because like, what do you what do you talk about? 0:54:56.880 --> 0:54:57.000 Well? 0:54:57.040 --> 0:54:59.120 Yeah, when you get we get back in person, I 0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:02.040 tell everything that happened. And then he doesn't like to 0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:03.920 do that with me. I have to like ask him 0:55:03.960 --> 0:55:05.840 the right questions because I don't think. 0:55:05.680 --> 0:55:10.239 My life's that interesting, so it is. I don't find 0:55:10.280 --> 0:55:13.120 it interesting, so I don't find it interesting to talk about. Yeah, 0:55:13.160 --> 0:55:15.800 you can find interesting thing. You can find interesting tidbits 0:55:15.800 --> 0:55:17.640 in a less interesting world, which is great. 0:55:17.680 --> 0:55:22.840 It's an admirable it is. It's very admirable, and I 0:55:22.920 --> 0:55:23.600 wish I could do that. 0:55:23.600 --> 0:55:25.160 I want to come back from a trip and be like, Oh, 0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:27.000 you'll never believe this happened in the first day, and 0:55:27.000 --> 0:55:28.600 then this, and then this and then that, and then 0:55:28.680 --> 0:55:29.560 the next day this happened. 0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:31.040 Well, it takes you like a while to warm up, 0:55:31.040 --> 0:55:33.200 and then like three days later you'll be like, oh, 0:55:33.200 --> 0:55:34.240 did I tell you this happened? 0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:35.560 And then a week later you'd be like, oh, and 0:55:35.560 --> 0:55:36.120 then this happened. 0:55:36.160 --> 0:55:37.640 Yeah, that's true. It does take me some time to 0:55:37.640 --> 0:55:40.040 warm up. I have to gauge your interest in this topic. 0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:43.320 And then I'll I'll like memorize or not memorize, but 0:55:43.320 --> 0:55:45.080 I'll remember it for later, be like, okay, cool, she 0:55:45.080 --> 0:55:46.880 thought this was kind of interesting, she thought this was 0:55:46.920 --> 0:55:49.719 really interesting. So in three days, bring this up, Bring 0:55:49.760 --> 0:55:51.240 this crazy story up that happened. 0:55:51.480 --> 0:55:54.000 Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's tough to talk about 0:55:54.000 --> 0:55:54.239 the day. 0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:55.880 But I mean that sounds like a good fiance right there. 0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:57.439 It sounds like you don't it'suck a being newly it's 0:55:57.480 --> 0:55:57.879 just yet. 0:55:58.640 --> 0:56:02.240 Thank you. I appreciate that lot to me. One last 0:56:02.280 --> 0:56:04.920 question before we say goodbye. What is it going to be? 0:56:05.080 --> 0:56:07.600 What is it going to be? Oh? Well, I guess 0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:09.440 this kind of fits. Why are men usually worse on 0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:10.000 their phones? 0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:12.359 Let's see it. 0:56:12.800 --> 0:56:14.120 I think it just kind of goes back to the 0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:15.520 gossip thing, like. 0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:19.239 I don't know, I don't know, I'm so bad on 0:56:19.280 --> 0:56:19.680 my phone. 0:56:19.960 --> 0:56:22.480 I think I just think guys are generally worse at 0:56:22.520 --> 0:56:25.359 like wanting to talk about the minute show of their day, 0:56:26.200 --> 0:56:27.720 you know, oh. 0:56:27.640 --> 0:56:30.360 One thousand percent. But even like I'll ja, I texted 0:56:30.400 --> 0:56:32.279 my buddy who lives in Vancouver because I haven't talked 0:56:32.280 --> 0:56:33.640 to him. While I'm like, hey, I'm going to text. 0:56:33.719 --> 0:56:34.880 His name is Chad. I was like, I'm going to 0:56:34.920 --> 0:56:36.759 text Chad. See I was doing? And then so I 0:56:36.800 --> 0:56:39.480 texted him and then we went back and forth for 0:56:39.520 --> 0:56:42.440 a minute, which was great, and then he texted me, 0:56:43.239 --> 0:56:46.880 how's the coffee? Shop and I read it and I 0:56:46.920 --> 0:56:48.600 was like, all right, I need I'm gonna respond because 0:56:48.600 --> 0:56:51.319 I was doing something. And then four days goes by 0:56:51.920 --> 0:56:53.799 and then I'm like did I And then it just 0:56:53.880 --> 0:56:56.520 popped in my head. I'm like, shit, did I text 0:56:56.600 --> 0:56:58.440 Chad back? And then of course I look and I'm like, 0:56:59.160 --> 0:57:01.680 damn it so and then I'm like, hey, sorry, bro, 0:57:02.200 --> 0:57:05.040 and then it's just awkward. It's just awkward. I hate it. 0:57:05.160 --> 0:57:07.360 I hate. That's the thing about texting that I hate 0:57:07.440 --> 0:57:10.480 because I'm texting multiple people, whether it be business or 0:57:10.520 --> 0:57:13.200 friend or family, whatever the hell it is, and it's 0:57:13.280 --> 0:57:16.760 just like, I'm so bad at texting. I'd rather talk 0:57:16.800 --> 0:57:18.800 on the phone. But like you, Dean, I don't know. 0:57:18.840 --> 0:57:20.880 I'm not a big phone talker either, because it's just 0:57:20.960 --> 0:57:24.800 like the literally the only intention of talking on the 0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:27.360 phone is to tell someone about what's going on in 0:57:27.400 --> 0:57:30.440 your life, like you, you're not. I don't know, and 0:57:30.520 --> 0:57:32.800 which I could. I could care less telling people about 0:57:33.280 --> 0:57:35.360 I just have. I don't know. I think it's a 0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:35.800 guy thing. 0:57:36.200 --> 0:57:38.600 I don't know, that's a guy thing. I'm gonna say. 0:57:38.600 --> 0:57:38.960 I can't. 0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:40.560 I only talking on the phone because I can't do 0:57:40.600 --> 0:57:43.000 other stuff while I'm talking on the phone, and although 0:57:43.040 --> 0:57:45.960 like I'm not a traditionally busy person, I feel like 0:57:45.960 --> 0:57:48.080 I'm always doing tasks throughout the day and if i'm 0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:50.640 texting someone, I can text whenever I want, but I 0:57:50.680 --> 0:57:52.960 can't drop everything and talk on the phone for. 0:57:52.960 --> 0:57:55.680 An hour, you know what I mean. 0:57:55.960 --> 0:57:57.920 Yeah, I feel like you guys are just more You 0:57:58.120 --> 0:57:59.000 just aren't interested. 0:57:59.160 --> 0:58:00.920 I thought about interest, said, I just don't want to 0:58:00.920 --> 0:58:02.160 have to drop everything I'm doing. 0:58:02.760 --> 0:58:04.960 But even texting. You're bad at texting, but I'm not. 0:58:05.080 --> 0:58:07.160 I'm pretty good at texting. I think I'm pretty good. 0:58:07.000 --> 0:58:09.160 Text He sometimes you leave me on red. 0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:15.200 No, I don't, not really, not if it's like a 0:58:15.240 --> 0:58:15.919 pressing thing. 0:58:16.480 --> 0:58:18.440 Did he do that in the beginning of the relationship. 0:58:18.840 --> 0:58:20.920 I don't know. I don't think so he was. It's 0:58:20.960 --> 0:58:21.479 pretty good. 0:58:21.760 --> 0:58:22.920 I was trying to think of it. If there's like 0:58:22.920 --> 0:58:24.720 a time where it really pissed you off and you're like, 0:58:24.840 --> 0:58:27.200 is this guy serious? He just doesn't respond to me, 0:58:27.800 --> 0:58:29.440 but now, like I know you could care less. 0:58:30.360 --> 0:58:32.600 Yeah, sometimes he just like he'll he'll leave me on 0:58:32.680 --> 0:58:36.240 Red and I'll like keep texting and like something else happened, 0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:37.760 and I'll text him something else happened, and he just 0:58:37.760 --> 0:58:39.560 won't respond when you're traveling. 0:58:39.600 --> 0:58:41.000 But I get it, you're so busy. 0:58:41.600 --> 0:58:44.880 I'm a busy guy. Yeah, in a non traditional way. 0:58:44.880 --> 0:58:45.960 I'm a busy guy. 0:58:46.840 --> 0:58:53.000 U's weekly. Dean Angler continues to ghost fiance Kaylin Miller Keys. 0:58:53.840 --> 0:58:58.400 Dean and fiance talk once a week on their phones. 0:58:59.280 --> 0:59:00.400 Yeah. 0:59:00.680 --> 0:59:01.040 So yeah. 0:59:01.080 --> 0:59:03.600 I think guys are just traditionally worse worse at texting 0:59:03.600 --> 0:59:06.360 than girls are. Even some of my closest guy friends 0:59:06.600 --> 0:59:09.200 who I love to death, are the worst texters in 0:59:09.200 --> 0:59:11.440 the world. But then when we see each other in person, 0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:16.120 we talk like there's no love lost at all. Like Austin, 0:59:16.160 --> 0:59:17.880 for instance, one of my best friends from back home. 0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:20.560 So the worst text He'll like text me he's building 0:59:20.600 --> 0:59:22.000 on a van for one of his friends right now, 0:59:22.120 --> 0:59:23.560 so it text me like a million things in around, 0:59:23.560 --> 0:59:24.800 like Hey, what do you think I should do about this? 0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:26.280 How do I run this? How do I do this? 0:59:26.720 --> 0:59:29.560 I text back instantly like oh, because I'm excited to 0:59:29.560 --> 0:59:29.960 talk about it. 0:59:30.000 --> 0:59:31.000 I'm like, oh, you should do this. 0:59:31.000 --> 0:59:33.800 Build this, get this battery, et cetera. And then he'll 0:59:33.840 --> 0:59:36.360 just like stop texting, And after I said him like 0:59:36.360 --> 0:59:38.320 this big long explanation of what I think he should do, 0:59:38.800 --> 0:59:41.000 and then you know, I won't hear from him for 0:59:41.000 --> 0:59:43.040 three weeks, He'll text me another question. Won't hear from 0:59:43.080 --> 0:59:44.560 him for three weeks, and then we see each other 0:59:44.600 --> 0:59:46.680 in person and it's like, oh, it's so great to 0:59:46.720 --> 0:59:47.320 see you. 0:59:47.120 --> 0:59:49.000 You know, like, and then we hang out the whole 0:59:49.000 --> 0:59:50.800 time and I have a blast. So just guys are 0:59:50.840 --> 0:59:53.240 just weird like that. I think we're just wired differently sometimes. 0:59:53.440 --> 0:59:57.720 Yeah, I don't know, but hopefully those answer some of 0:59:57.800 --> 1:00:00.840 your questions. I don't know these questions funny because we're 1:00:00.880 --> 1:00:02.600 all just so stupid at the end of the day. 1:00:03.000 --> 1:00:05.920 Well, they're also about like dating, and we're all not dating. 1:00:06.040 --> 1:00:08.080 Well, no, I'm not saying they're stupid. I'm saying we're stupid. 1:00:08.320 --> 1:00:10.160 Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, But I'm saying that the 1:00:10.240 --> 1:00:12.000 questions are a little bit hard for us to answer. 1:00:12.280 --> 1:00:12.959 Yeah, that's true. 1:00:12.960 --> 1:00:14.800 It talks a lot about like when you're getting to 1:00:14.840 --> 1:00:18.840 know someone, if your husband wants to have a threesome. Yeah, 1:00:19.400 --> 1:00:21.120 if I brought back a guy and I was like, Hey, 1:00:21.160 --> 1:00:25.240 this guy's hot, what do you think? No, yeah, but 1:00:25.320 --> 1:00:27.800 he was really hot though. No, if it was like 1:00:27.920 --> 1:00:28.840 if it was like Ryan. 1:00:28.680 --> 1:00:31.320 Gosling, I'm not Abjactice, Ryan Gosling. 1:00:31.400 --> 1:00:37.800 Okay, if it was like Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter, 1:00:38.480 --> 1:00:40.520 that that's a fun story in itself. 1:00:40.520 --> 1:00:42.560 I think that would be something worth considering. 1:00:42.840 --> 1:00:45.240 No, he seems like very small. 1:00:45.680 --> 1:00:47.400 Yeah, great, that's fine. 1:00:47.400 --> 1:00:48.160 It's good for Dean. 1:00:49.560 --> 1:00:52.400 By comparison, I think we would look really good next 1:00:52.440 --> 1:00:52.919 to each other. 1:00:53.840 --> 1:00:54.400 That's gonna do it. 1:00:54.400 --> 1:00:56.640 For this week's episode of help we suck at being newlyweds. 1:00:56.720 --> 1:00:58.720 I really proved that we sucked this week. 1:00:58.840 --> 1:00:59.600 We do really suck. 1:00:59.680 --> 1:01:01.000 I think I did a really good job of not 1:01:01.080 --> 1:01:02.880 getting any ridiculous headlines written about me. 1:01:02.920 --> 1:01:03.280 This week. 1:01:04.200 --> 1:01:05.800 We'll find we'll find something. 1:01:06.560 --> 1:01:08.000 No, I'm sure there's gonna be nothing. 1:01:08.080 --> 1:01:10.160 I'm sure there's gonna be nothing this time, and mark 1:01:10.240 --> 1:01:12.919 my words, there won't be anything. Which is good and bad. 1:01:12.960 --> 1:01:14.800 It's good for business if there is, but it's bad 1:01:14.840 --> 1:01:18.320 for my soul if there is. Wait, if there is, 1:01:18.640 --> 1:01:20.600 but it's also better for my soul if there isn't, 1:01:20.640 --> 1:01:22.600 you know, better for the soul, bad for the business. 1:01:23.440 --> 1:01:26.320 That's right, So maybe it's a soul week. Next week 1:01:26.320 --> 1:01:29.320 can be a business week. We'll go from there. 1:01:29.640 --> 1:01:31.040 Jared has anything else you'd like to add before we 1:01:31.040 --> 1:01:31.959 say goodbye. 1:01:31.880 --> 1:01:34.959 That will do it. You too, enjoyed Japan, Have fun. 1:01:35.200 --> 1:01:37.680 Don't cross the road unless it tells you to cross 1:01:37.680 --> 1:01:40.400 the road. Don't be a jackass and get arrested and 1:01:40.440 --> 1:01:43.200 go to japan jail. Other than that, have fun, enjoy 1:01:43.240 --> 1:01:45.960 your time, and we'll see you next week. 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