Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2: With Dean Aungler, Kaylen Miller Keys and Jared haven An
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3: What's going on? Everyone?
Speaker 4: Welcome to an all new episode of Help We Suck
Speaker 4: At Being Newlyweds?
Speaker 3: And before we.
Speaker 4: Get into today's topic, I just want to read a
Speaker 4: couple of things real quick. Bachelor's Dean Ungler suggests using
Speaker 4: brother sperm to impregnant fiance Dean Ungler, I would use
Speaker 4: my brother sperm.
Speaker 3: To get Kaylin pregnant.
Speaker 4: Deanunglert suggests using brother sperm to inciminate Kaylan. Bachelor in Paradise,
Speaker 4: Denanugler considers using brog sperm to in. The list goes
Speaker 4: on and on and on and on and on.
Speaker 5: And you did this to yourself.
Speaker 4: Of all of the headlines I've been responsible for generating,
Speaker 4: this one might be the most, like damaging to my life?
Speaker 1: How is it damaging to your life? You admitted it
Speaker 1: on the podcast.
Speaker 3: No, it was clearly a joke.
Speaker 4: And that's what's so annoying about these very clearly joking.
Speaker 4: If you haven't listened, to go back and listen. This
Speaker 4: one is the worst because you see it and I
Speaker 4: said the link to my brothers, and I was like,
Speaker 4: just you guys know, I was obviously just freaking joking
Speaker 4: about this. No response. I think they hate me. I
Speaker 4: think my brothers have disowned me. So I'm really, you know,
Speaker 4: really upset with it's freaking it, and you know what
Speaker 4: you want to what I.
Speaker 3: Think it is. I think it's our producers working overtime.
Speaker 4: It's it's Danielle, it's Amy, it's them sending them soundbites
Speaker 4: being like, hey, you guys should write.
Speaker 3: An article about this.
Speaker 5: Well, I showed you at last week's episode.
Speaker 2: If you read the little synopsis of what the episode
Speaker 2: is about, that kind of story headlines itself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Easton writes are like description for each
Speaker 4: episode and that guy is working overtime, so good for him,
Speaker 4: good for him, bad for me, I guess is the
Speaker 4: best way to put it. But anyways, welcome to this
Speaker 4: week's episode. Help we suck up being newlyweds. We've got
Speaker 4: the great Jared Haben with us. Of course, I'm joined
Speaker 4: by Kaylin Miller Keys, my brothers. I don't even know
Speaker 4: what to say future baby mama, Yeah, cuckold to my
Speaker 4: brother or something like that.
Speaker 3: What doesn't matter it's a little it doesn't matter. It
Speaker 3: doesn't matter. It was all a joke.
Speaker 1: My favorite headline is from Parade and it says, Dean
Speaker 1: Aunglert raises eyebrows with confession amid infertility fear. Yep, keeping
Speaker 1: his options open is the lead sentence on that one, Keeping.
Speaker 3: My Options Open.
Speaker 5: I think that was the best headline out of all
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 4: Oh, easily raises a million million times before. It's it's
Speaker 4: impossible to convey like sarcasm and snark in an article.
Speaker 3: And that's all I know. That's all.
Speaker 4: It's like one hundred percent of the things that I
Speaker 4: say are sarcastic and snarky.
Speaker 2: So that's why these writers love you. It's like a
Speaker 2: slow news day and they're like, oh, let's see what
Speaker 2: Dean said.
Speaker 3: It's got to be extra slough.
Speaker 1: It's great for the podcast, baby, it's great for you.
Speaker 1: It's great. Do they plug a podcast? Let me click
Speaker 1: on People right now. People is a friend. I love people.
Speaker 1: They covered our wedding. I'm sure they're probably doing something
Speaker 1: with your wedding as well. Don't give them any credit here, No,
Speaker 1: we like people.
Speaker 5: It's US Weekly is.
Speaker 1: The one wait US Weekly.
Speaker 5: What they're the ones that always do like the most
Speaker 5: damaging headlines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's why I say I like people.
Speaker 5: So people, Yeah, we like people.
Speaker 1: We like people. Look at this first paragraph The Bachelor
Speaker 1: alum Denungler at thirty two in The Bachelor of Personality,
Speaker 1: Kaelin Miller Keys twenty seven open up about their fertility
Speaker 1: journey on their iHeartRadio podcast. No, it's not get being
Speaker 1: newlyweds previously help I suck at dating.
Speaker 3: That's good. That threw them both in there. Why am
Speaker 3: I on a lum? But Kaitlyn's just a personality.
Speaker 5: You know, when you've been on that many TV shows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 4: Anyways, all that to say, no stranger to this experience,
Speaker 4: and I'm sure it'll happen time and time again.
Speaker 3: I want to know when is your time going to come? Jared?
Speaker 3: I want you to say some damning stuff.
Speaker 1: What can I say?
Speaker 3: I'm what can you say?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Let me try to think of something. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: so much that if I was just totally cant about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, there'd probably be us weekly articles written. But
Speaker 1: I also might get divorced. You know, Just what's the
Speaker 1: point of being?
Speaker 4: What's the point of hosting a podcast, if you're not
Speaker 4: fully candid about everything, no.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm I'm down. It just depends on the candidness.
Speaker 4: Also, Ashley is the most candid person in the history
Speaker 4: of baccination.
Speaker 1: Because she's also the most innocent, Like she has nothing.
Speaker 1: Her worst thing is. I don't even know what her
Speaker 1: worst thing admitting is. Truthfully, I got nothing.
Speaker 4: She just posted a video on her Instagram the other
Speaker 4: day about her changing a tampon exactly.
Speaker 1: That's the most, honestly, probably the most riskiest thing she's
Speaker 1: ever done.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You guys have done a lot of
Speaker 3: loube ads in the past.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're pro lube baby. Oh like you guys
Speaker 1: aren't get the hell out of here.
Speaker 4: I mean, we've done the We've done the lube ads
Speaker 4: on this podcast as well.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, not not a.
Speaker 1: Fan, but I had to give you lube for a
Speaker 1: Christmas gift because of this podcast. I had a stocking
Speaker 1: that said Dean as I slipped a bottle of lube
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: Oh man, we're gonna lose listeners on this lube.
Speaker 4: Just talk about that. Talk about getting me clue. Maybe
Speaker 4: the maybe the headlines will run with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, co host.
Speaker 3: Jared lubes up co host.
Speaker 1: Now that's a headline. That should be the name of
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 3: Next this this Christmas, you can get my brother some lube.
Speaker 1: It talks.
Speaker 3: This has gone too far, This has gone too far? Jared?
Speaker 3: What's going on? Man? How are you? We got a
Speaker 3: great episode for you guys today.
Speaker 4: And when I say great, I just me and it's
Speaker 4: just us three. It's just shooting talking, shooting. What's going on?
Speaker 4: A thank you to you for rescheduling the podcast. We
Speaker 4: had to do an emergency rescheduling because we're in Japan
Speaker 4: and the time difference is quite quite severe.
Speaker 1: I knew it would be as soon as I found
Speaker 1: out that you guys were on the flight, Like, there's
Speaker 1: no way, it's probably like two am Japan time.
Speaker 4: And of course it was two am. It's currently six
Speaker 4: am in Japan. So but it's five pm and what
Speaker 4: is it five pm?
Speaker 1: And yeah it's five yeah, five pm. Wow, so we're
Speaker 1: almost twenty four No, it's about twelve hours difference. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's five pm. So the sun is setting as the
Speaker 1: sun is rising for you guys. But I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that you were going to Japan. Is this an
Speaker 1: impromptu vacation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I so this is what happened. So two years ago,
Speaker 4: the year is twenty twenty one. It was June summer
Speaker 4: twenty twenty one. Was it three years ago?
Speaker 5: Where was it twenty twenty?
Speaker 4: It could have been twenty twenty, very easily could have
Speaker 4: been twenty twenty. The world was shut down. It was
Speaker 4: definitely twenty twenty. The world was shut down to the
Speaker 4: greatest extent we had seen it. And I was like,
Speaker 4: so running like on fumes on want to get kilin
Speaker 4: for her birthday?
Speaker 3: And I was like, I got an idea.
Speaker 4: She's always wanted to go to Japan, So I'll print
Speaker 4: out these fake airline tickets that go from LA to
Speaker 4: Japan and give them to her for her birthday present.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh, you know, whenever we're
Speaker 4: able to actually go to Japan, she'll probably have forgotten
Speaker 4: all about this, So I wanted to take her anyways.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 4: I was just thinking randomly, like a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 4: we were going to go to Hawaii, and then I
Speaker 4: was like, well, why don't I just try to plan
Speaker 4: as a trip to Japan before going to Hawaii? And
Speaker 4: then surprise Kaylin and just told her we're going to
Speaker 4: Hawaii for two weeks, but in reality, we're going to
Speaker 4: Japan for one week and then Hawaii for the second week.
Speaker 4: So that's kind of where it all came from.
Speaker 2: I want to share from my perspective, okay, because you
Speaker 2: texted me like two months ago and you're like, do
Speaker 2: you want to go to Japan in April?
Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's right, I can pull up.
Speaker 2: Actually I screenshotted it, okay, because I was so excited.
Speaker 2: So two months ago, Deane was like, let's go to
Speaker 2: Japan in April. I was like, hey, let's do it.
Speaker 2: You had airline credits you had to use before Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: before May first or something.
Speaker 1: Well, Dean's story was really cinematic but so false.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's it. He's being truthful.
Speaker 2: So then he was like, never mind, forget about Japan,
Speaker 2: forget about it, just totally forget about it. But he
Speaker 2: was adamant about me forgetting about it, which made me
Speaker 2: be a little suspicious.
Speaker 4: It's funny I made you forget about it so well
Speaker 4: that I forgot about it.
Speaker 3: That's oppressive.
Speaker 2: And so then I was thinking, like, dang, I'm really
Speaker 2: sad that we're not going to Japan. And then I
Speaker 2: kept thinking about it, and Dean, when he booked our
Speaker 2: flights to Hawaii, asked for my passport number. So I
Speaker 2: was like, wait, one second, maybe we are going to Japan.
Speaker 5: And I told him.
Speaker 2: I was like, if we're going, I need to know
Speaker 2: because my outfits for Hawaii are very different from my
Speaker 2: outfits from Japan. So I packed just in case as
Speaker 2: if we were going to Japan, just in case.
Speaker 3: But she secretly knew the whole time.
Speaker 4: And then can we tell him a story about how
Speaker 4: he missed her flight? Okay, so we missed our flight
Speaker 4: to Japan. And I know what you're thinking your listeners
Speaker 4: at home in your car on your way to work.
Speaker 4: You're probably like, oh, Dean, is the reason they missed
Speaker 4: the flight to Japan?
Speaker 2: Wrong?
Speaker 3: False? It was one hundred percent Cao.
Speaker 5: Okay, I would take seventy percent of the.
Speaker 3: Place, so low, it's at least eighty five percent in Kalin.
Speaker 5: I'll take eighty five eighty eighty three. All right, let's
Speaker 5: stell them what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so in order to get to Japan, now you
Speaker 4: need to be fully vaccinated or a negative COVID test,
Speaker 4: and we're both fully vaccinated and boosted.
Speaker 3: But when we got our booster, we both we have to.
Speaker 5: Be fully vaxed and boosted. You skipped that part.
Speaker 3: Well, fully vaxxed is with the booster. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: We got you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you need fully fully vaccinated or negative COVID test.
Speaker 3: And we both got our booster.
Speaker 4: And they gave us just like a paper documentation and
Speaker 4: Kaylen lost hers, which is surprising because Kaylen never loses anything,
Speaker 4: even engagement rings. And by the time we realized we
Speaker 4: had to submit that document to the airline to get
Speaker 4: checked in, it was already like within the twelve hour window.
Speaker 4: So I was like, Kaylen, you have to get a
Speaker 4: negative COVID test. And the COVID test she got wasn't
Speaker 4: the right test and so they didn't accept it. And
Speaker 4: then so she ran to the airport at Lax like
Speaker 4: an hour before our flight ran.
Speaker 2: So first we flew from Vegas to la and Dean
Speaker 2: took my luggage.
Speaker 5: I sprinted off the plane.
Speaker 2: Ran through Lax, ran all the way to like where
Speaker 2: the hotels are at Lax, sprinted my COVID test within
Speaker 2: like ten minutes of landing, and then we got the
Speaker 2: results back.
Speaker 4: And then well no, And then I go to the
Speaker 4: gate at American Airlines to check us in. I'm already
Speaker 4: checked in, but I couldn't check us in as a
Speaker 4: group because Kaylyn didn't have all the documents necessary. And
Speaker 4: so I'm there and they're like, oh, no, you have
Speaker 4: to check in at least three hours before a flight.
Speaker 5: And I was like, what are you talking about three
Speaker 5: hours before a flight.
Speaker 4: I've checked in thirty minutes before a flight, no problem.
Speaker 3: And they're like, you probably.
Speaker 4: You probably went to the gate agent thirty minutes before,
Speaker 4: but you have to check in for the flight three
Speaker 4: hours prior to an international flight. So then I was
Speaker 4: just like all sad and angry.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile I'm running back and Dean said, stop running book
Speaker 2: us a flight to Vegas.
Speaker 1: Wait. I didn't know that you have to check You
Speaker 1: don't have to check in three hours before an international flight.
Speaker 4: There's no way you have to, like like online check in,
Speaker 4: but you don't have to like you actually don't have
Speaker 4: to be at the airport until however, long before.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've checked in for an international flight,
Speaker 1: not three hours.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: So that's partly why I like raised a little bit
Speaker 4: of of up evil with these guys, because I was like, no,
Speaker 4: you know, I could do it, blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: and he like brought his manager over and I was like,
Speaker 4: and I was like, felt so bad about being kind
Speaker 4: of a jerk. So I was like, I'm sock, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm just like stressed out.
Speaker 1: And the entire time, you're just praying that somebody that
Speaker 1: works there recognizes you, and you're like that Pa came over.
Speaker 3: She was a girl. I was like, oh, I was like,
Speaker 3: took my hat off and like opened my eyes a.
Speaker 4: Little bit lighter, threw my mustache a little bit longer,
Speaker 4: just for that moment, and they're like, yeah, there's nothing
Speaker 4: we can do. We can put you on a flight.
Speaker 4: Next flights in it was like in fourteen hours. It
Speaker 4: was ten am. The next flight was at one am
Speaker 4: the next day. So I was like, Kaylen, book us
Speaker 4: a flight back to Vegas. I'm mad, I'm angry, I'm
Speaker 4: sad I planned this surprise trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was still under the impression that you guys are
Speaker 1: supposed to be going to Hawaii.
Speaker 2: No, because when I had to book the COVID test.
Speaker 2: It gave it away that it was Japan because it said, like, there,
Speaker 2: it's only for japan travel that needs COVID tests.
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, because.
Speaker 1: They just open their borders like and I couldn't even
Speaker 1: say internet anymore. It just said, like, the only place
Speaker 1: that you need this for is Japan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so then I was also bumed because of
Speaker 4: the great surprise that I've been planning for months is ruined.
Speaker 4: So I said, book a flight back to Vegas and
Speaker 4: we'll just go and we'll catch this.
Speaker 3: One am flight.
Speaker 4: Oh and also, I never fly business class. I booked
Speaker 4: this business class tickets on this flight from LA to Japan.
Speaker 3: And I knew Kaylin is going to love.
Speaker 5: It, and it's devastating.
Speaker 3: It was devastating.
Speaker 4: And the business class tickets that I bought were less
Speaker 4: expensive than the economy tickets. We had to buy that
Speaker 4: for the same flight a couple hours later, so canceled
Speaker 4: that flight. Klen I was still mad and fuming, and
Speaker 4: I was like, what do you want me to do? Like,
Speaker 4: we're not going to Japan, I guess, And so Kaylin
Speaker 4: was like, all right, I'll book the tickets to Japan.
Speaker 4: Since it's mostly my since eighty five percent my fault.
Speaker 3: Indeed, since it's eighty.
Speaker 4: Five sent my fault, all now booked the tickets to Japan.
Speaker 4: So all that to say, we ended.
Speaker 3: Up in Japan six hours later than we were supposed to,
Speaker 3: which is not terrible.
Speaker 2: Also, let me just say why it's only seventy percent
Speaker 2: my fault, eighty five whatever, because I didn't know we
Speaker 2: were going to Japan. Otherwise I would have like realized this.
Speaker 2: Gotten the PCR test because I got a PCR test,
Speaker 2: I got an antigen test, and I got a rapid
Speaker 2: PCR And.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you spent four hundred dollars on tests.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was awful.
Speaker 1: That's why it surprises it. Surprises are always great in theory,
Speaker 1: but they never work out because something always goes awry.
Speaker 1: For example, you need something, you can't tell Caitlin that
Speaker 1: she needs it because you guys are surprised that you're
Speaker 1: surprising her. And then here we are, six hours later,
Speaker 1: you're finally in Japan.
Speaker 4: I was like digging through a dresser looking for her
Speaker 4: Boosters certificate, looking for her passport. That way I wouldn't
Speaker 4: have to ask her for it. I could just like
Speaker 4: she'd be like, I'd be like, we're going to Japan.
Speaker 4: She's like, I don't have my passport. I'd be like,
Speaker 4: ha ha, I got it right here. I lead all
Speaker 4: through redors couldn't find it. So then I had to
Speaker 4: be like, hey, just so you know, Hawaii requires us
Speaker 4: to have a passport now.
Speaker 3: For some reason.
Speaker 5: And that really gave away, So.
Speaker 3: I agree, no more surprises.
Speaker 1: So you flew direct from Vegas to Japan?
Speaker 3: Now from laeds Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Vegas to LA and then our flight from
Speaker 2: Vegas to LA was so delayed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, our flight on Southwest was the who actually we
Speaker 4: should have hit up Southwest?
Speaker 2: And I know because there was a groundhold, not even
Speaker 2: it wasn't a groundhold.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Southwest was like, we're having like major issues with our
Speaker 2: flight system.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to just send an angry Eastern email
Speaker 4: forty minutes late.
Speaker 3: And if we were there forty minutes earlier, who knows
Speaker 3: what would have happened.
Speaker 5: We could have made it.
Speaker 3: It could have been possible. But we're here. It's fine
Speaker 3: at six am. We slept thirteen hours last night.
Speaker 1: Damn. How long are you guys there for?
Speaker 4: Not long enough to justify being five hours late and
Speaker 4: sleeping thirteen hours.
Speaker 1: On the first night in Wait, how long? How long
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: We're just here for a week. We could leave to
Speaker 3: Hawaii next what Wednesday or something like that. So not bad.
Speaker 1: No, that's not bad at all. So you guys going
Speaker 1: from Japan to Hawaii.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we go to Mali for like five days,
Speaker 4: four nights. How long you guys gone for five days,
Speaker 4: four nights?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Total?
Speaker 3: Oh, like thirteen days. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a nice trip. There we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great surprise trip. He did a great job. And
Speaker 2: the hotel he booked us as beautiful.
Speaker 4: I booked us this beautiful five star hotel on my Amex.
Speaker 4: I had two hundred thousand AX points, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I could probably get the whole trip paid for. And
Speaker 4: these Amex points get paid for a night and like
Speaker 4: four hours.
Speaker 3: At this hotel.
Speaker 4: This hotel costs three hundred thousand points. I'm like, how
Speaker 4: does how how does amex get away with devaluing their
Speaker 4: points so much? I feel like I should be getting
Speaker 4: so much more, like.
Speaker 1: My Delta points because I have the Amex Delta points
Speaker 1: and I have like ninety I have like one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand points and I'm like, oh my god, like how
Speaker 1: much money is that? And it's like seventy one dollars
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 4: It's crazy how they make you feel like you have
Speaker 4: so much and you spend so long accumulating these points
Speaker 4: and then you go.
Speaker 3: To spend them and they're not worth nearly as much
Speaker 3: as you think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, well you can get a pizza with it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank you so much. I have a good night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll give you one free cocktail on the airplane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not like a full pizza, but like it's lights.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So that's where we're at.
Speaker 4: That's that's been the story of our past like seventy
Speaker 4: two hours.
Speaker 5: But since we've gotten here, it's been great.
Speaker 2: We did Team Labs yesterday, which is this cool museum.
Speaker 5: Dean surprise me with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it you love about Japan so much?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What what made you beat? Yeah? Like, oh I got
Speaker 1: to bring her to Jaa.
Speaker 4: It's clean, it's safe, the food is amazing, the culture
Speaker 4: is really cool. I mean, obviously I don't care about
Speaker 4: clean and safe.
Speaker 1: I will say it sounds like you're describing a Rhode Island.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's Providence, Rhode Island, and it's just the
Speaker 4: biggest metropolis in the world.
Speaker 3: So it's a pretty cool place to be in Tokyo.
Speaker 2: And we've both been separately and we've always wanted to
Speaker 2: go together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is there my first time in Japan with
Speaker 4: a significant other, not Caitlin's first time.
Speaker 3: We have a significant other. Just just to be clear,
Speaker 3: I just wanted to throw that in there. Have you
Speaker 3: ever been to Japan? And Jared, now, Oh, dude, you
Speaker 3: gotta go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing, Like, because if I'm traveling, obviously, oh,
Speaker 1: we can go to Italy with all the food, or
Speaker 1: if I want to go to France for the culture
Speaker 1: and the Eiffel Tower. You know, there's so many places
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, I have to go here for this,
Speaker 1: and so many people love Japan so much. That's I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to go to Japan, But what what is
Speaker 1: in Japan that I'm like, you have to do this,
Speaker 1: you gotta do this, you got to see this.
Speaker 4: Well, it's especially tricky for you because, like we said
Speaker 4: earlier in the podcast, you're an hour, We're eleven hours
Speaker 4: ahead of you, So it's literally on the exact opposite
Speaker 4: side of the world for you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, like.
Speaker 4: It's far from La but it's even farther from the
Speaker 4: East coast.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So what are you guys going to do
Speaker 1: in Japan?
Speaker 4: Well, we got some sushi yesterday, we went to that
Speaker 4: art show.
Speaker 2: We go to Kyoto today, we go to Kyota today.
Speaker 4: We went to the Chabilia crossing this morning and we
Speaker 4: got an argument on the crosswalk.
Speaker 2: Because it was a green light and do you want
Speaker 2: to me to run onto the crosswalk as it was
Speaker 2: a green light and cars are incoming.
Speaker 4: So there's this very famous intersection here, intersection.
Speaker 3: That's what I was trying to say earlier. And there's intercrossing.
Speaker 3: I was trying to say, intersection.
Speaker 4: There's a very famous intersection, the busiest intersection in the world,
Speaker 4: where like in the middle of the day there's literally
Speaker 4: thousands of people crossing the street at the same time
Speaker 4: in all directions and like a million of cars. And
Speaker 4: we went there at five am this morning because I
Speaker 4: was like, how cool would it be to get a
Speaker 4: picture of us crossing the busiest intersection with no one around?
Speaker 2: And we were awake at three thirty am.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, we slept the fourteen hours last night, and
Speaker 4: so we were there and it was like not there
Speaker 4: was maybe like twenty people crossing the intersection every time
Speaker 4: the light turned green. And I was like, Kaylen, now
Speaker 4: is the perfect time. Let's just walk through that. Let's
Speaker 4: jaywalk essentially run across the street. Will be the only
Speaker 4: people in the street. There's no cars coming in.
Speaker 2: Any direction, but they could and they go fast.
Speaker 5: And here's my thing.
Speaker 2: If there are laws against jaywalking in California, how are
Speaker 2: there not laws against jaywalking in Japan?
Speaker 4: There are laws against jaywalking in Japan, but we want
Speaker 4: to get arrested. You're not going to get arrested for jaywalking.
Speaker 4: You'll get a sative fine. You have probably pay like
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars, and a picture is worth at least
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: No, in my I would pay the fine. And well,
Speaker 3: I'd pay your fine.
Speaker 4: So we've been arguing ever since then, and we just
Speaker 4: we had turned on a happy phase for this podcast.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, we got over it.
Speaker 3: I got over it.
Speaker 5: You're you're being so traumatic? Are the most dramatic person?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so whichpans, great man, you got to make that here.
Speaker 4: What's going on with deal? What's the new idea?
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, just coffee shop. And I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know how much longer I got it in
Speaker 1: me to run this place. I'll tell you it is draining,
Speaker 1: like dude. Literally, The problem is I love it obviously,
Speaker 1: but it's hard to make money right now. And I
Speaker 1: love operating and owning my own business. I'm being dramatic
Speaker 1: right now, but like goes wrong all the time, and
Speaker 1: that's the restaurant industry. I accept that. But it's just
Speaker 1: like a month ago, our walk in, which is essentially
Speaker 1: our big cooler where all our food is. It broke
Speaker 1: and it wasn't holding temperature anymore because if you go
Speaker 1: above forty one degrees, that's the danger zone where bacteria
Speaker 1: can grow. So it just was like at forty five.
Speaker 1: So I was I found that the fan was broken,
Speaker 1: and I was on the phone with the mechanic and
Speaker 1: trying to figure it out because he couldn't come. And
Speaker 1: so anyway, I ended up fixing it because I was
Speaker 1: able to desaw the iron thing and the entire thing,
Speaker 1: and it like I just it was a few hours
Speaker 1: long and be fixed it at whatever. But it was
Speaker 1: like a pain in the ass whatever, dude. And so
Speaker 1: I go in to work today because I'm covering from
Speaker 1: my kitchen manager. I usually don't have to go in
Speaker 1: too long on Thursdays. And then I look over and
Speaker 1: it's just like the walk in is at like forty
Speaker 1: two degrees and I'm like.
Speaker 3: That's a little weird.
Speaker 1: Usually it's not that high, and then it just kept
Speaker 1: creeping up. I'm like, oh Jesus. So I'm like turning
Speaker 1: it on and off, figuring out, and of course it's
Speaker 1: still not holding temperature. So I have to call the
Speaker 1: mechanic again, probably Providence Mechanical, and they're just like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, we're busy right now. We're gonna try to
Speaker 1: get out there as soon as possible. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but like this food can't be in here for more
Speaker 1: than a few hours because it's gonna go bad. So
Speaker 1: then it's just like me just panicking because it's literally
Speaker 1: like four fifteen. I have the podcast of five, so
Speaker 1: I'm literally just taking all the meat and all the
Speaker 1: milk and egg and trying to find any cooler space
Speaker 1: I have in the restaurant and just like sweating my
Speaker 1: ass off, and then I call Ashley panicking and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I need you to just because it's like four fifty
Speaker 1: at this point, I'm like, I gotta go home, i
Speaker 1: gotta jump on the podcast. Like I need you to
Speaker 1: just grab a styrophoone like go to shows, grab the
Speaker 1: styrophone coolers, grab ice, and then come back and then
Speaker 1: two of my employees will help you put like the
Speaker 1: rest of eggs and whatever in there until they can
Speaker 1: come and fix this. And it's like this constantly. If
Speaker 1: it's not the walk in, it's the coffee maker. If
Speaker 1: it's not the coffee maker, it's like two employees call
Speaker 1: out for the day and we have nobody to cover
Speaker 1: the shift. Or if it's not that, then the toilet's broken.
Speaker 1: And if it's not that, then the computer's break or
Speaker 1: the Wi Fi's down which causes the computers not to work.
Speaker 1: And like it's just like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: You're saying this freezer thing happened today.
Speaker 1: Literally it's still happening right now. There. Ashley's at the
Speaker 1: restaurant and I was reading a book by So you
Speaker 1: guys watch Restaurant Possible.
Speaker 3: I've seen it, but I don't watch it regularly.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love that show. So Chef Robert Irv and
Speaker 1: is the best. By the way, I forgot to mention, Hannah,
Speaker 1: if you're selling this, call that he if chef Robert
Speaker 1: Irvin wants to call him on help We Stuck at
Speaker 1: being new uh whatever the hell is called suck Help
Speaker 1: we Stuck at being newlyweds, then I would love to
Speaker 1: have him on the podcast because he's awesome. I was
Speaker 1: reading his book and it's just like he talks about
Speaker 1: the restaurant industry and he's right, it's just it's a
Speaker 1: beast and it's not for the faint of heart, Like
Speaker 1: you were just constantly grinding. And the one thing about
Speaker 1: the restaurant industry that you cannot escape and you'll never
Speaker 1: escape are the hours because that's just the way the
Speaker 1: industry works. Like I can't digitally serve you a coffee,
Speaker 1: so I can't work remotely, Like it's like you just
Speaker 1: are there, which is okay. I love that. I love
Speaker 1: the camaraderie, I love the community. I love it all,
Speaker 1: but it's dude, it's so draining. And then like he
Speaker 1: was talking to the book about how like his first
Speaker 1: marriage was kind of ruined by it because it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're just a workaholic and if you own
Speaker 1: a business, like that's your life and you just grind
Speaker 1: it out and you have to have a spouse to
Speaker 1: understand that. And Ashley and I are fine, but it's like, honestly,
Speaker 1: the only reason we fight over anything is about audis
Speaker 1: right now, because like I'm stressed out or I'm agitated,
Speaker 1: like even now, like I called her and I'm just
Speaker 1: like freaking out and I'm stressed out. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get everything done and like I'm nervous that everything's going
Speaker 1: to go bad. And then people come in and they
Speaker 1: want to see me because obviously, like you know, I'm
Speaker 1: the owner and bachelor, so they want to come meet me.
Speaker 1: And then I have to I have the guy who's
Speaker 1: coming in for the liquor order, so I got to
Speaker 1: give that to him while also trying to like literally
Speaker 1: put pershudo in the freezer so it doesn't go bad.
Speaker 1: And then so I call Ashley. I'm like I need
Speaker 1: to do this fast, and she's like asking me questions.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just get ice and get the cooler and
Speaker 1: just please get here. And then I called back because
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, such a dick, and she didn't
Speaker 1: deserve that, but I was just agitated and I needed
Speaker 1: her to get here now, Like I didn't need questions.
Speaker 1: I just needed her to say, okay, I'm on a
Speaker 1: up right there. Instead of being like, wait, what do
Speaker 1: you need? How much ice do you do? You want
Speaker 1: this cooler that cooler, I'm like, I don't give a
Speaker 1: rats ass, just get the coolers get here, and then
Speaker 1: I cause I need to go. So anyway, that's my
Speaker 1: life right now.
Speaker 3: But usually hire someone like a like a store manager.
Speaker 1: So I do. I have a kitchen manager, but he
Speaker 1: actually needed to leave early today because it's his daughter's birthday,
Speaker 1: so I was there and then he does a really
Speaker 1: good job. But obviously, as the owner, everything falls on me,
Speaker 1: which is totally understandable, like this is my shop, it's
Speaker 1: my responsibility, and I hire help. You know. It's also
Speaker 1: tough because there's only so much I can expense for
Speaker 1: Audrey's for payment purposes. You know, our payroll is already
Speaker 1: pretty high because I like to pay my employees well.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure they're earning a decent living.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure that they're getting paid well
Speaker 1: for the job they do because I do expect a
Speaker 1: lot out of them, you know, in terms of work
Speaker 1: ethic and treating customers and cleanliness and all that stuff
Speaker 1: and so and I've been on the other side of it,
Speaker 1: so I want to make sure that they're not like
Speaker 1: barely scraping by. Like if you work here at Audrey's,
Speaker 1: you get a decent hour with aage, and you get
Speaker 1: hopefully good tips, and you get treated well and if
Speaker 1: you work hard, we'll be all right, and so like,
Speaker 1: there's only so much. It's just like I can spend
Speaker 1: on payer. So I really don't even have the money
Speaker 1: to really hire another manager to take on more responsibilities.
Speaker 3: So just some more lube on Instagram, man, you can
Speaker 3: afford that, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm selling lube left and right.
Speaker 4: Baby, I've got a question about another twenty four to
Speaker 4: seven job that you might be coming into. Are you
Speaker 4: and Ashley seriously still talking about having baby number two?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so we're not in the midst of trying.
Speaker 1: It's not like I mean, well, yeah, I mean she's
Speaker 1: on birth control pretty much like we'll start trying when
Speaker 1: she gets off birth control again. But it is funny, like,
Speaker 1: you know, obviously we're married. There is sexy time involved
Speaker 1: in marriage and it is funny, Like every time after
Speaker 1: we're done, we're like, wouldn't it be funny if you
Speaker 1: were pregnant right now? That would be terrible because it's
Speaker 1: just we want a second kid. I want d Austin
Speaker 1: to have a sibling. It would be really nice to
Speaker 1: have a family dynamic, two kids. So you know, I
Speaker 1: think probably we're gonna start like really trying, August. I
Speaker 1: think we've we've decided. It's a little nerve wracking, just because,
Speaker 1: like we've talked about in this podcast before, technically Ashley
Speaker 1: is a geriatric pregnancy, which is insane because we feel
Speaker 1: so young. But she just did a fertility test with
Speaker 1: Martin Fertility and hers is a little bit low. It's
Speaker 1: still okay. I haven't tested mine, so hopefully mine are
Speaker 1: swimming just fine. But the last time, it took about
Speaker 1: seven seven months, uh for Dawson to come around. So
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, I mean, is it's just
Speaker 1: it's impossible to plan. Like we could get pregnant right away,
Speaker 1: we could, it could take years, it could take seven
Speaker 1: months again, it's just impossible to know. But we want
Speaker 1: a second kid, we'd like to have more of a family.
Speaker 1: It's just weird having more kids. Man, Like I think
Speaker 1: about everything that goes into raising Dawson, it's like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna We're just going to have another one of those.
Speaker 1: That's the most exhausting thing I could possibly ever imagine
Speaker 1: in my entire life. But you know, I've talked to
Speaker 1: a lot of other parents have multiple kids and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just just grind through and it's great. And I said,
Speaker 1: there comes a point too, when Dawson gets a little
Speaker 1: bit older. I'm sure even at like three or four,
Speaker 1: he'll be, you know, pretty helpful in terms of just
Speaker 1: wanting to you know, be around the baby, or taking
Speaker 1: care of himself a little bit more where he's walking
Speaker 1: and able to feed himself, and possibly be I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what age you do potty training. I
Speaker 1: think three. I think I don't even know.
Speaker 4: If you need a couple of guys with good sperm samples.
Speaker 4: I know a couple of guys that live in the mountains.
Speaker 1: That'll be want to help you out, a willing good
Speaker 1: to know as a backup.
Speaker 3: That's a really good point. Are they willing? I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 1: Do you think they would be more willing to so
Speaker 1: say they had the choice, like they had to choose
Speaker 1: between donating. So your brother had to choose between donating
Speaker 1: his sperm to Klin or Ashley, what would you do?
Speaker 1: You think You're brother would be like, I feel more
Speaker 1: comfortable giving it to someone I don't know, or I
Speaker 1: feel more comfortable quote unquote keeping into the family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the question.
Speaker 1: I do know.
Speaker 4: When I was going to donate sperm for money, when
Speaker 4: I first went to LA, they both were like, that's weird.
Speaker 3: You'd have a lot of unknown children running around.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like it's a no to anyone.
Speaker 4: Maybe that was, you know, that was ten years ago,
Speaker 4: eight years ago. It's but they might have changed. They're
Speaker 4: both dads now, well one dad to be.
Speaker 3: So what do you I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't really want to have their children just because
Speaker 2: it's like it's weird Christmas and Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5: It's like, there's your.
Speaker 4: Real dad, that's not weird. I'll be their real dad.
Speaker 4: I'm the one raising them, that's not weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, what about when we adopt a kid that's different?
Speaker 3: How's that different?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you would be their dad? But I
Speaker 1: mean your brother would be their biological dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not seeing the adopted kids parents at every holiday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess something to think about. But no, that
Speaker 4: is definitely a big step. So August, you say, is
Speaker 4: when you guys are gonna start trying potentially against that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're thinking August because we want Ashley also wants
Speaker 1: to not have to. You know, it's been kind of
Speaker 1: a turbulent year. It's been good, like we're so lucky,
Speaker 1: but you know, there's just been a lot of stress
Speaker 1: between the shop, moving Ashley, Rhode Island. There is definitely
Speaker 1: a little bit of seasonal depression in the you know,
Speaker 1: the New England area. Between Jennifer remarks, the weather it's
Speaker 1: just starting to get nice. So I think she really
Speaker 1: wants to try to take advantage of it. Untoy that
Speaker 1: enjoy this time with Dawson, enjoyed Rhode Island, try to feel,
Speaker 1: you know, get a good gauge if this is a
Speaker 1: place that she wants to be for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 1: And then you don't see where we're at. But we've
Speaker 1: been talking about August, but it could change, man, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, we could get pregnant, tomorrow if I get
Speaker 1: lucky tonight.
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 5: Who knows?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I mean, best lect to you. Man. That's great, that's
Speaker 3: great to hear.
Speaker 4: We are going to take one quick break and then
Speaker 4: we're going to jump into some Q and a's that
Speaker 4: we have from our listeners.
Speaker 3: Are you guys cool with that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh of course I love the Q and a's.
Speaker 3: All right, stay tuned. Buckle your seat belts.
Speaker 4: We'll be right back. All right, We're back. Unbuckle your
Speaker 4: seat belts. No, keep them buckled. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: All right. We have a couple of questions.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure where these questions came from, because I
Speaker 4: feel like we haven't be giving our email out.
Speaker 5: We have every episode, I think.
Speaker 4: I also like how we keep plugging our Instagram with
Speaker 4: the wrong Instagram account.
Speaker 5: Because no, it's at help underscore, I isn't it.
Speaker 3: Well, we've been plugging help.
Speaker 4: We suck at being newly what it's Instagram page, but
Speaker 4: our current pages still help us sec at dating right,
Speaker 4: And I'm pretty sure I have the password to change that,
Speaker 4: but I just don't. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 4: and I'm not the one that posts. Whoever post? I
Speaker 4: think it's on it. If you can hear me, just
Speaker 4: change it. Hope we stuck at Remillion. Oh we can't.
Speaker 4: We can't change the user name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I means, but we have you know, we have
Speaker 1: sixteen thousand dollars, so let's not mess things up here. Dean,
Speaker 1: when you said seatbelts, it made me think, Uh, do
Speaker 1: you still fly.
Speaker 3: Like airplanes?
Speaker 1: No? Like in your dreams? Yes, airplanes.
Speaker 4: I haven't taken a pilot class in like four years.
Speaker 1: How many pilots? So you don't have your license or anything.
Speaker 1: You just took a couple of classes.
Speaker 4: I got like halfway through my license process and I
Speaker 4: forget what happened.
Speaker 5: I moved into a van.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, that's gonna be part of it.
Speaker 4: I just had so many interests at the time that
Speaker 4: it was hard to keep up with all of them.
Speaker 4: And that was the one that one of many, not many, one.
Speaker 3: Of a few.
Speaker 4: I guess I fell by the wayside. So it was
Speaker 4: just I was overburdening myself.
Speaker 1: Because I was like envisioning you and Kaylan, you know,
Speaker 1: topping style flying through the air. Would you ever, Kaylan,
Speaker 1: did you ever get into a plane with Dean as
Speaker 1: the pipe?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: After he has a lot of hours.
Speaker 2: We actually saw those like top gun planes in Vegas
Speaker 2: and we were wondering if they it's like like something
Speaker 2: that you can sign up for.
Speaker 3: I don't care about these top gun planes.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't get in an airplane with me as the
Speaker 4: pilot after licensed by the thousands.
Speaker 5: And thousands of hours. I just don't really like small planes.
Speaker 5: It has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it has everything to do with me.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting in a small plane with anyone.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because you don't have a need to.
Speaker 4: But if your partner was like, hey, I got my license,
Speaker 4: let's go for a ride, you would say no.
Speaker 5: I think about it.
Speaker 4: I think one of the reasons I was getting my
Speaker 4: license in the first place as a single guy at
Speaker 4: the time, was like, how cool would it be for
Speaker 4: a data idea, like Hey, jump in my plane.
Speaker 2: We're going to It's so expensive not only to rent
Speaker 2: a plane, but fuel and all of that.
Speaker 3: It's less expensive than I bet you think it is.
Speaker 5: I think it's more expensive than you think it is.
Speaker 3: I think I've done a lot more research in this
Speaker 3: than you apps. I'm pretty sure we got a better understanding.
Speaker 4: It would I wouldn't get licensed if I was bad
Speaker 4: at volg an airplane. You don't get license, Like I
Speaker 4: guess they give out driver's license if you're bad at
Speaker 4: driving Dean.
Speaker 3: But yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Who's the better driver?
Speaker 3: May that's insane of you to even say, No.
Speaker 5: It's Deane. It's Dean. But sometimes he can be a
Speaker 5: little scary.
Speaker 3: Not scary, I hate uh.
Speaker 4: I hate drivers that are like skittish and like uncertain
Speaker 4: about what they're doing. And so sometimes I get a
Speaker 4: little like I'm like, like, same with people walking, no,
Speaker 4: not aggressive. Same with when we're walking places like yesterday
Speaker 4: for instance, when there's like this group in front of
Speaker 4: us and they're like walking slow, meandering around, and you're like,
Speaker 4: it's their world, we're just living in it. That's how
Speaker 4: I feel what i'm driving. I'm like, get out of
Speaker 4: the way. You're in everyone's way. You're taking up space,
Speaker 4: and so people need to either be aggressive or just
Speaker 4: like fall behind these people that are meandering and aggressive
Speaker 4: is not the right word.
Speaker 3: It's more just like you know, finding yourself. I am
Speaker 3: I'm the best driver in the world.
Speaker 2: I think, No, not the best driver in the world,
Speaker 2: but you're very good.
Speaker 3: I'm the best, even one better driver than me, you can't.
Speaker 4: So so yeah, I think it'd be cool to take
Speaker 4: a Kaelin on a date me finding the airplane. But
Speaker 4: it sounds like that's not Would you get in my
Speaker 4: airplane with me?
Speaker 1: Probably not? No, Actually, and I have talked about this.
Speaker 1: I think where because when you're getting your pilot lessonse like,
Speaker 1: could you imagine just going on a delta flight. We're
Speaker 1: an American Airlines, fine, sitting there and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's like, this is your captain speaking, and we're going
Speaker 1: to be traveling about five I was like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: get me off this goddamn plane right now.
Speaker 3: It'd be like, what's.
Speaker 1: Up, guys, welcome to my flight. It's going to be sick.
Speaker 3: Up there today. Who's that thirty five thousand feet?
Speaker 5: You never speak like that.
Speaker 1: That's first of all, the copilot would come on and say,
Speaker 1: excuse me, folks, I'm really sorry about this, but the
Speaker 1: pilot is just running a bit late. He's going he's
Speaker 1: on his way right now, and uh. And then that's
Speaker 1: when you come on, and then you'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: what would you say?
Speaker 3: I'd be like, hey, sorry an hour late? Ball makeup?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be tough because I take quite a few
Speaker 4: poops throughout the day. I'm sure you could probably fly
Speaker 4: as a pilot and still poop while you're phone.
Speaker 5: For an hour.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to help. We suck at being pilots on
Speaker 1: your Captain Dean Hunger just kidding, guys, we're gonna be
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you could. You could podcast from the flight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be sweet.
Speaker 4: But also being a commercials that takes that takes thousands
Speaker 4: of hours. I think what you guys are thinking of
Speaker 4: being a pilot, it doesn't. It only takes like forty
Speaker 4: hours of flying time to become a license. Like a plane,
Speaker 4: a little plane, a cute little plane, but a commercial
Speaker 4: pilot you have to have.
Speaker 3: I don't know, ten thousand hours more. Maybe can you.
Speaker 1: Text and fly like these pilots just text texting the cockpit?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think you probably could. Yeah, it's like it's all
Speaker 4: automated these days.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine on takeoff if like as you're the
Speaker 1: engines are rearing and you're about to take off in
Speaker 1: the pilots just like leaning back phone in front, he's
Speaker 1: playing angry Birds. Oh god, are we at thirty thousand feet?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 3: I bet you it's illegal, but I bet you it
Speaker 3: happens more often than we think.
Speaker 4: Maybe dude pilot Pete definitely Texas, did you guys, Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, he's got to be. He's probably swiping on Tinder.
Speaker 1: He's posting on Instagram as the flight taken off.
Speaker 4: But I'm sure he lands every aircraft safely. Did you
Speaker 4: guys see that video of the train conductor crashed into
Speaker 4: the train in front of her because she was texting
Speaker 4: on her phone. Yeah, it's pretty dangerous stuff, pretty dangerous stuff.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: We got a couple Q and a's here.
Speaker 5: Wait before we get to the Q and A, should
Speaker 5: we talk about what's going on.
Speaker 2: With our wedding?
Speaker 1: What's going on with your wedding?
Speaker 5: It's terrible?
Speaker 3: Well I don't think we should.
Speaker 1: I mean it's terrible. Oh well no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: talk about it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, us weekly are you listening? Here we go.
Speaker 4: I've asked Kaylen not to talk about it because because
Speaker 4: I don't want to, because the owner of the property
Speaker 4: of the venue is very annoying to deal with. And
Speaker 4: I said I don't want to talk about it because
Speaker 4: I think even negative press can.
Speaker 3: Be good press.
Speaker 2: We're not going to say where we're getting married, even
Speaker 2: though I want to.
Speaker 3: It's it's just frustrating.
Speaker 4: We just feel like we're being exploited quite a bit
Speaker 4: with it. But but we don't need to get into
Speaker 4: it yet. I think maybe once it gets closer to it.
Speaker 1: Do you think you're being exploited because of who you are?
Speaker 1: Just in general? Every bride and groom with this place.
Speaker 2: I think that I think, I don't know, I could
Speaker 2: see you going out of the way. I think this guy
Speaker 2: is just such a jerk. And he doesn't answer his
Speaker 2: email for like a week or two at a time,
Speaker 2: so it's like impossible to get an answer from him.
Speaker 2: So it's like, how do you run like this wedding business?
Speaker 2: It's just very frustrating. And last week was the first
Speaker 2: time I ever cried about the wedding. But it was
Speaker 2: very upsetting.
Speaker 3: No, oh no.
Speaker 5: Well, it's just annoying. I'm just I'm very angry. I'm
Speaker 5: very upset.
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't know if it's because like
Speaker 2: People magazine is covering it and he thinks he can
Speaker 2: just nickel and die mus but he's just the worst.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's annoying, and but I don't really want to talk.
Speaker 5: About it too much today, and that's all we have
Speaker 5: to say.
Speaker 4: We talk about it later, maybe, like once some more
Speaker 4: things develop. We put in some requests which are like
Speaker 4: the most basic of requests, mostly to help keep the
Speaker 4: cost down for our guests, and we're still waiting to
Speaker 4: hear back on some of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not even like doing it for us.
Speaker 2: We're like trying to make sure everyone who comes has
Speaker 2: a great time and doesn't have to like spend an
Speaker 2: insane amount of money. But he wants to charge people
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars per day for breakfast, which is crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was my big thing, on hundred dollars per
Speaker 4: day per breakfast. So it's nextra three hundred dollars per guest,
Speaker 4: and it's like, no one wants to spend one hundred
Speaker 4: dollars on breakfast for eggs for eggs and porridge and porridge.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what else it would be.
Speaker 4: But but yeah, we'll save that. We'll save that venting
Speaker 4: session for an other time.
Speaker 5: Maybe it was a half vent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for the other half vent.
Speaker 4: Let's get to this Q and A Hey, Jre do
Speaker 4: you think pregnancy can be hot or attractive?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Oh with that does a certain person?
Speaker 1: Uh no, but have you there's like, well, if you
Speaker 1: remember Dean and she's a friend, so we can like
Speaker 1: talk about her beauty without it being weird. But do
Speaker 1: you remember when Jana Kraymon was pregnant at the ir
Speaker 1: Festival and wearing Genie by the pool and she was
Speaker 1: like seven months pregnant?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I've personally never been attracted to a
Speaker 4: pregnant person, but maybe maybe that.
Speaker 3: Attracted to you when you're pregnant. That's my point. I
Speaker 3: think it's better that way.
Speaker 1: Specially Talen, I think you could be a very tiny
Speaker 1: pregnant person, you know, like Ashley. I mean love her
Speaker 1: to death. She was beautiful when she was pregnant, obviously,
Speaker 1: but she was you know, she really like everything was
Speaker 1: just like you know, her ankles and feet and you know,
Speaker 1: she got the whole kingo boodle.
Speaker 4: What is What does Dwight say? Why would I be
Speaker 4: attracted to a pregnant person? The whole reason that you're
Speaker 4: attracted to people is because of the possibility.
Speaker 3: Of reproducing with them.
Speaker 4: A pregnant person, you literally have the zero percent chance
Speaker 4: of reproducing with at that time, So why would there
Speaker 4: be any like genetic attraction to this person? And so like,
Speaker 4: if you get pregnant, sure I would be attracted to you.
Speaker 4: I can imagine, I hope so, but I haven't been
Speaker 4: ever attracted. Like I've never googled pregnant born before. Oh
Speaker 4: that'd be weird.
Speaker 3: Not be weird. You know, people all got their kicks,
Speaker 3: kinks and their fetishes.
Speaker 1: But you've never seen it. You've never seen a pregnant
Speaker 1: woman be like, Wow, she's pulling off pregnancy.
Speaker 4: I can recognize, like they're like like Johnna, for instance,
Speaker 4: was pretty. Jana was pretty for a pregnant person, But
Speaker 4: I still wouldn't be like, damn, she's hot.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: She's pregnant for a pregnant person.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: I don't know. It just sounded a little rude.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's weakely headline rude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, am rada, amrada.
Speaker 4: Yeah she's pretty, sure, but she's not Like if you
Speaker 4: put like a pregnant Emorda next to a not pregnant
Speaker 4: other supermodel, I'd be like, oh, the not pregnant supermodel
Speaker 4: is harder than Amrada in this moment while.
Speaker 1: Pregnant Emily Rodaitowski, I'm like, who the hell is am Rada? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I want to see what she looks like pregnant.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: My final answer is I think that they can be pretty.
Speaker 3: I don't think that they're hot. Okay, I don't look
Speaker 3: at them be like, WHOA, she's hot.
Speaker 1: You're an anti pregnant, you're an anti pregnante.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not at all. Pregnancy's beautiful.
Speaker 4: It's just it's a different type of beauty that I
Speaker 4: I've never.
Speaker 5: Pretty pretty versus hot. I can see where you're coming from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, all right, Next question, Next question, Jared,
Speaker 4: how would you react if Ashley approached you about a threesome.
Speaker 3: With another man?
Speaker 2: These questions could not be from listeners. This is crazy,
Speaker 2: are crazy?
Speaker 1: Uh No, you know what's so sexist of me is
Speaker 1: that if she approached me with a threesome for a woman,
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do it, but I would
Speaker 1: definitely entertain the idea because I'm like, wow, that's a
Speaker 1: talk about a bucket list. But I could. I don't.
Speaker 1: I could never do it with another guy. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I almost feel bad saying that because it's so I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm like, oh, yeah, I could definitely at
Speaker 1: least entertain the idea of another woman, but a guy,
Speaker 1: no way. I wish I was more open to be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I could, I could see this, but I
Speaker 1: don't think there's any way I could do it.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I think that's a standard answer. I'm the same.
Speaker 3: But I also wouldn't really entertain it if it was
Speaker 3: in the girl either. Yeah. Answer, wonderful answer, Thank you
Speaker 3: so much. Yeah, I've already got enough going on.
Speaker 4: When there's just two of us in there with theres
Speaker 4: a third person, I would have no idea what to do.
Speaker 1: And like, it's also different because you know, as a
Speaker 1: guy growing up, you always dream of having a threesome.
Speaker 1: But it's also you know, I've never had one, but
Speaker 1: it probably AIG's regret in life. I'm kidding, but like you,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like usually like two people you don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, like my wife. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: think I could do it. I think, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think I could ever do it. Maybe, but I don't think.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's only one way to find out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's not put that out in the I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to get some weird, weird dms when you actually
Speaker 4: go to dinner, do you prefer the same side of
Speaker 4: the booth or the opposite side of the booth?
Speaker 1: Dude, opposite side of the booth. Please tell me you're
Speaker 1: not same siders. You're same siders.
Speaker 5: No judge you so badly the same side.
Speaker 4: There are occasions where we're same siders. If it's a
Speaker 4: booth on one side and two chairs on the other side.
Speaker 3: I love the.
Speaker 4: Booth, and Kaylen knows that I love the booth, and
Speaker 4: so she'll sit first and take the booth.
Speaker 2: We both love the booth, and I nine times out
Speaker 2: of ten give you the booth because I'm so nice.
Speaker 4: No, it's at least half the time we split booth.
Speaker 4: But there are times where I'm like, oh, I just
Speaker 4: really need the booth right now, and Kaylen won't budge,
Speaker 4: and so we're still on the same side of the booth.
Speaker 1: I think the boot's overrated.
Speaker 3: Booth is the least overrated thing in the world. I
Speaker 3: think it is the best.
Speaker 1: Most of the chairs are very comfy, they have a
Speaker 1: nice cushion. Plus anytime that I need to get out
Speaker 1: of a booth, I do that awkward like slide where
Speaker 1: I got to slide out of the table and then
Speaker 1: I usually bump the table and it's like with a chair,
Speaker 1: just push out. I'm already out, baby. I think the
Speaker 1: booth's overridded. This just it's not it's not a good couch.
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm laying down.
Speaker 4: If you have like a party of eight and there's
Speaker 4: four booth seats and four regular seats, I'll take a
Speaker 4: regular seat because, like you're saying, you don't.
Speaker 3: Want to be like, hey, can I get out real quick?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But there are times where we both sit on the
Speaker 4: same side of the booth because I want to be
Speaker 4: in the booth and Kan wants to be in the
Speaker 4: booth and we're both subburn so we're both like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna not sit in the booth, you know,
Speaker 4: I guess yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, when we're out to dinner, like I want to
Speaker 1: I want to like a lot of you know what.
Speaker 1: It's weird though, because I say, I want to look
Speaker 1: at Ashley, so I like sitting on the other side
Speaker 1: of the table so I can converse and we can
Speaker 1: look at each other instead of turning my neck. Having
Speaker 1: said that, I love sitting at the bar, which of
Speaker 1: course leads to turning over to my left or right
Speaker 1: wherever she's sin and talking to her. But also there's
Speaker 1: something about the bar, like the bar tender, the TVs.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit more of like a show almost,
Speaker 1: rather than just going out to dinner and sitting down.
Speaker 4: I don't mind the bar because I'm I hate eye contact,
Speaker 4: and so they're sitting at the bar. Like you say,
Speaker 4: you don't have to look directly at at whoever you're
Speaker 4: dining with.
Speaker 5: Since then, do you hate eye contact?
Speaker 4: Have you ever noticed when I talk, I never make
Speaker 4: eye contact, Like I'll make like if you're talking, I'll
Speaker 4: listen to you by making eye contact, But like right
Speaker 4: now i'm talking, I'm terrified look.
Speaker 2: Actually like other people as well when you're talking to them.
Speaker 2: Remember you had that meeting and they were like, you know,
Speaker 2: make more eye contact.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get nervous when I talk and try.
Speaker 5: To look at me keep my eyeland Jim, Jim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm bad at eye contact.
Speaker 4: So that's why the bar is actually a good choice
Speaker 4: for that, because then you're not expected to make eye
Speaker 4: contact unless you really want to.
Speaker 1: Do guys gossip the way girls do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know how do girls gossip?
Speaker 5: No chance?
Speaker 2: If I tell you something, you're like huh, interesting, and
Speaker 2: you move on and you don't ask any follow up questions.
Speaker 4: But I think what they're asking is, like, do I
Speaker 4: gossip the way that you gossip with your girlfriends?
Speaker 2: With my guy friends, No, you don't really talk crap
Speaker 2: about people, or like if something happens, you don't really
Speaker 2: you don't really care to share.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like laugh, and then I'm like, next thing, Well,
Speaker 1: it depends because we like, we could talk about sports
Speaker 1: and sports personalities all day long. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: our gossiping because then we talk about like who's good
Speaker 1: for this position, or like the Broncos suck or Russell
Speaker 1: Wilson's overrated.
Speaker 2: Or like yeah, Russell Wilson gossip is out of hand.
Speaker 1: Oh totally. If you asked Dean about Russell Wilson, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you guys could talk for hours about this. So
Speaker 1: really what we're gossiping of gossiping about?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but let's say like scanned of all, you all
Speaker 2: don't care about that, granted you don't watch the show.
Speaker 5: Vander pump.
Speaker 2: But like, let's say, I don't know, let's say your
Speaker 2: best friend cheated on his girlfriend.
Speaker 5: You're not really going to talk about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of almost like you're expected not to
Speaker 4: talk about it, not expected to, But.
Speaker 2: Okay, my best friend cheated on her boyfriend, you're not
Speaker 2: going to talk about it.
Speaker 4: I would try to find a way to change the
Speaker 4: subjects as quickly as possible, for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so maybe yeah.
Speaker 4: That's true, But mostly because I just don't really care,
Speaker 4: you know, like like Jared saying, I care about sports
Speaker 4: figures that I admire, so I have more of like
Speaker 4: a willingness to talk about them because I'm more not
Speaker 4: that I'm not more invested, but like also.
Speaker 3: Maybe the fact that I'm disconnected.
Speaker 4: Like if it's one of my best friends, I like
Speaker 4: don't want to make him upset by talking about it
Speaker 4: behind his back. So but I don't care if Russell
Speaker 4: Wilson knows that I'm talking crap about him behind his back.
Speaker 4: But you would never, but I would never because I
Speaker 4: love Russell Wilson and he's gonna win a Super Bowl
Speaker 4: for us this year.
Speaker 3: I don't love it, but I like him.
Speaker 4: I do think the more crap people talk about him,
Speaker 4: the more I like him because he like becomes an
Speaker 4: underdog and I love an underdog and I love the Broncos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys might be good this year. I like
Speaker 1: Champagne and I think Wilssell can have a bounce back here.
Speaker 1: Uh do you think it's a turn off if someone
Speaker 1: has not been in a relationship before. I think I'm strong,
Speaker 1: but it definitely raises a flag or two. Mmm.
Speaker 3: I don't think so well.
Speaker 1: It makes me I mean, how old you know, like
Speaker 1: honestly Ashley and then you know, Ashley's beautiful and it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, she's never you know. She was like
Speaker 1: I've never had a boyfriend and you know, I'm a
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old virgin. And it was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's first of all, totally fine, but just curiosity, why,
Speaker 1: you know, is it you with guys? Do you not
Speaker 1: want to be in a relationship with the guy or
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Because like, how do you not
Speaker 1: accidentally just like fall into a relationship once or twice
Speaker 1: in your life? It's just like happy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see being a turn off if that
Speaker 4: person was like boyfriend, like if they really wanted to
Speaker 4: be in a relationship their whole life and they never
Speaker 4: have been. Then it'd be like, well, obviously you're doing
Speaker 4: something wrong because you really want this and you haven't
Speaker 4: had it.
Speaker 1: I'm no mathematician here, but something's not adding up. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: if it's a big F boy.
Speaker 2: I mean I had some hesitations getting in a relationship
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: I've been in relationships before, though.
Speaker 5: Oh I know, but you're an F boy.
Speaker 4: Okay, you were an F girl at some point in
Speaker 4: your life, dare you? Well everyone needs to go there
Speaker 4: in fas at some point.
Speaker 1: Wait, Caylen, were you an F girl?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, probably, Yeah, she was, tell him about your
Speaker 4: F girls story, your F girl days.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I was living life. Yeah, single goal.
Speaker 3: Okay, tell us more.
Speaker 5: That's all I got.
Speaker 3: Come on, she was, Yeah, No, I I just like
Speaker 3: to pretend to make myself feel better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think, what like constitute what would
Speaker 1: Kaylen have to what story would she have to tell
Speaker 1: where I'd be like, oh, that's an F girl, move
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 4: She's going on a different on a date with a
Speaker 4: different guy every night for a month.
Speaker 5: Didn't do that.
Speaker 3: It was like a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't like much of a like go out
Speaker 2: on a bunch of dates. I don't know, maybe maybe again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in college, you don't think an f girl is
Speaker 4: a type of girl that just dms guys that she's
Speaker 4: never met before.
Speaker 3: That's an F girl move.
Speaker 5: And that's what I did, and that's how I got
Speaker 5: my fiance.
Speaker 3: To the max. I've never DMed a girl before and
Speaker 3: be like, hey, let's go on a date.
Speaker 5: This is too much pressure on me. Let's move to
Speaker 5: you guys.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 5: Let's hear about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, finally, everyon this is the first THEN podcast history
Speaker 4: that you're put on blast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so continue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so curious now because it's so different from
Speaker 1: a girl's perspective, So like, for example, the one night's
Speaker 1: stand did you Because from a guy's perspective, most of
Speaker 1: the time, it's like the girl who's, uh, man, this
Speaker 1: sounds terrible hanging around, you know, like kind of and
Speaker 1: then most of the time, like stereotypically, it's the guy
Speaker 1: who's like, oh, I'm just you know, sorry, it's not
Speaker 1: ready for a relationship. Like what was it like? Were
Speaker 1: you like, I'm out?
Speaker 2: When I think about F boys, I think about like
Speaker 2: sleeping around a lot and just ghosting a lot of women,
Speaker 2: like talking to a lot of women that's and ghosting
Speaker 2: all of them and just like a relationship phobic.
Speaker 5: I don't really know what constitutes enough girl.
Speaker 3: I fucked up with girls before and with the intention
Speaker 3: of hanging at them again and been ghosted. Does that
Speaker 3: make them f girls? Yeah? Girls, Man, I've been f
Speaker 3: girled before.
Speaker 1: So maybe that I don't believe you one second, Dean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's just because I have.
Speaker 4: A small penis and I just didn't think they were
Speaker 4: really ever, this is weird time.
Speaker 1: I don't believe Dean one second.
Speaker 3: That next before I take myself into a deeper role. Okay,
Speaker 3: question this is this is now.
Speaker 4: We've talked to Naj about this, the virgin question. Do
Speaker 4: you and I actually like to stay in touch throughout
Speaker 4: the day? Is it considered needy if your partner likes
Speaker 4: to text you all day long?
Speaker 1: Ah? Do we stayed I mean.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, maybe like three baby and post baby.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's different because yeah, I mean we're always
Speaker 1: in toe obviously, and we also work together, you know,
Speaker 1: so we're in a group chat with our agent that
Speaker 1: we have like forty messages going back and forth a
Speaker 1: day about so that is a big part of it.
Speaker 1: And if we didn't work together, I could totally see
Speaker 1: us not speaking for you know, if I was at
Speaker 1: work and she was home. Yeah, I don't know. If
Speaker 1: we'd speak throughout the day and then I would just
Speaker 1: come home and we would just talk about our day.
Speaker 1: I'm not like I call, like so when I go
Speaker 1: to the coffee shop early before she's up at like
Speaker 1: around noonish, when it slows down and I have a minute,
Speaker 1: I'll call and just be like, Hey, what's going on,
Speaker 1: how's Dawson, how are you doing?
Speaker 5: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: What about dms? Do you guys send each other like
Speaker 2: cute dog dms? Or little things like that?
Speaker 1: She does, and I feel bad because I never do that.
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I feel like I'm a bad partner
Speaker 1: because she'll send she'll text me like TikTok's or instagrams
Speaker 1: that she's seen, and then I just never. I don't
Speaker 1: do that with anything though.
Speaker 4: That's tough to It's like if someone, because I have
Speaker 4: some of my really close friends, send me a bunch
Speaker 4: of meme stuff on Instagram, and Kaylin does too, and
Speaker 4: It's like, how do you respond to that? Like they're
Speaker 4: either funny they're cute, and you can like maybe the
Speaker 4: first coupley like ha ha or lol. But then when
Speaker 4: there's like six cut ones in a row, you like
Speaker 4: you've kind of exhausted all your responses. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: you feel guilty for not responding. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Like a buddy of mine sends me golf memes all
Speaker 1: the time and I just don't respond anymore. I just
Speaker 1: read a move.
Speaker 3: I'm like, same. You wonder what I started doing?
Speaker 4: That is like if they if they send me one
Speaker 4: and I know like which one it is, and then
Speaker 4: I'll send them the same one back and then they'll be.
Speaker 3: Like, oh I just tell you this. I'd be like, no, way,
Speaker 3: that's so funny.
Speaker 5: Wait, we've done that before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I send you something and you don't check it,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, wait, I sent you this, Well.
Speaker 4: I will send you back the same one. So that way,
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, how cute that we were thinking of
Speaker 4: this same thing when we saw this.
Speaker 1: Do you guys text back and forth?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: When he's traveling, definitely, yeah.
Speaker 3: Kaylen Klen texts a lot.
Speaker 5: So to shuit Doan hates talking on the phone.
Speaker 2: So when he's gone, we basically don't talk on the
Speaker 2: phone that often and just text yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you talk every day though, I'm.
Speaker 3: Bad at you. Yeah yeah, yeah, most.
Speaker 5: Days every day unless you lost service.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta talk once a day. It's like the rule.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But sometimes it's nice to go a couple days
Speaker 4: of that talking because then it's never happened together to talk,
Speaker 4: then you have more to talk about.
Speaker 5: Okay, but that's never happened.
Speaker 1: It's probably happened at least once. I think that's also
Speaker 1: a fallacy. I've I've noticed that even the longer I
Speaker 1: go without talking to Ashley, I don't have more to
Speaker 1: talk about because maybe it's just because they know everything
Speaker 1: about my life and we would just post on Instagram.
Speaker 1: But like I've any yeah, because anytime, like if she's
Speaker 1: away for a few days, I guess I still talk
Speaker 1: on the phone, but I'm like, hey, what's up? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know everything all right? Cool, good to see you again.
Speaker 4: Well that's kind of why it's to to talk every day,
Speaker 4: because like, what do you what do you talk about?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you get we get back in person, I
Speaker 2: tell everything that happened. And then he doesn't like to
Speaker 2: do that with me. I have to like ask him
Speaker 2: the right questions because I don't think.
Speaker 4: My life's that interesting, so it is. I don't find
Speaker 4: it interesting, so I don't find it interesting to talk about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you can find interesting thing. You can find interesting tidbits
Speaker 4: in a less interesting world, which is great.
Speaker 3: It's an admirable it is. It's very admirable, and I
Speaker 3: wish I could do that.
Speaker 4: I want to come back from a trip and be like, Oh,
Speaker 4: you'll never believe this happened in the first day, and
Speaker 4: then this, and then this and then that, and then
Speaker 4: the next day this happened.
Speaker 2: Well, it takes you like a while to warm up,
Speaker 2: and then like three days later you'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: did I tell you this happened?
Speaker 5: And then a week later you'd be like, oh, and
Speaker 5: then this happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. It does take me some time to
Speaker 4: warm up. I have to gauge your interest in this topic.
Speaker 4: And then I'll I'll like memorize or not memorize, but
Speaker 4: I'll remember it for later, be like, okay, cool, she
Speaker 4: thought this was kind of interesting, she thought this was
Speaker 4: really interesting. So in three days, bring this up, Bring
Speaker 4: this crazy story up that happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's tough to talk about
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 1: But I mean that sounds like a good fiance right there.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you don't it'suck a being newly it's
Speaker 1: just yet.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate that lot to me. One last
Speaker 3: question before we say goodbye. What is it going to be?
Speaker 3: What is it going to be? Oh? Well, I guess
Speaker 3: this kind of fits. Why are men usually worse on
Speaker 3: their phones?
Speaker 5: Let's see it.
Speaker 3: I think it just kind of goes back to the
Speaker 3: gossip thing, like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I'm so bad on
Speaker 1: my phone.
Speaker 4: I think I just think guys are generally worse at
Speaker 4: like wanting to talk about the minute show of their day,
Speaker 4: you know, oh.
Speaker 1: One thousand percent. But even like I'll ja, I texted
Speaker 1: my buddy who lives in Vancouver because I haven't talked
Speaker 1: to him. While I'm like, hey, I'm going to text.
Speaker 1: His name is Chad. I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: text Chad. See I was doing? And then so I
Speaker 1: texted him and then we went back and forth for
Speaker 1: a minute, which was great, and then he texted me,
Speaker 1: how's the coffee? Shop and I read it and I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I need I'm gonna respond because
Speaker 1: I was doing something. And then four days goes by
Speaker 1: and then I'm like did I And then it just
Speaker 1: popped in my head. I'm like, shit, did I text
Speaker 1: Chad back? And then of course I look and I'm like,
Speaker 1: damn it so and then I'm like, hey, sorry, bro,
Speaker 1: and then it's just awkward. It's just awkward. I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate. That's the thing about texting that I hate
Speaker 1: because I'm texting multiple people, whether it be business or
Speaker 1: friend or family, whatever the hell it is, and it's
Speaker 1: just like, I'm so bad at texting. I'd rather talk
Speaker 1: on the phone. But like you, Dean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big phone talker either, because it's just
Speaker 1: like the literally the only intention of talking on the
Speaker 1: phone is to tell someone about what's going on in
Speaker 1: your life, like you, you're not. I don't know, and
Speaker 1: which I could. I could care less telling people about
Speaker 1: I just have. I don't know. I think it's a
Speaker 1: guy thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, that's a guy thing. I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: I only talking on the phone because I can't do
Speaker 4: other stuff while I'm talking on the phone, and although
Speaker 4: like I'm not a traditionally busy person, I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm always doing tasks throughout the day and if i'm
Speaker 4: texting someone, I can text whenever I want, but I
Speaker 4: can't drop everything and talk on the phone for.
Speaker 3: An hour, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you guys are just more You
Speaker 2: just aren't interested.
Speaker 4: I thought about interest, said, I just don't want to
Speaker 4: have to drop everything I'm doing.
Speaker 5: But even texting. You're bad at texting, but I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at texting. I think I'm pretty good.
Speaker 5: Text He sometimes you leave me on red.
Speaker 4: No, I don't, not really, not if it's like a
Speaker 4: pressing thing.
Speaker 1: Did he do that in the beginning of the relationship.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't think so he was. It's
Speaker 5: pretty good.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of it. If there's like
Speaker 1: a time where it really pissed you off and you're like,
Speaker 1: is this guy serious? He just doesn't respond to me,
Speaker 1: but now, like I know you could care less.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes he just like he'll he'll leave me on
Speaker 2: Red and I'll like keep texting and like something else happened,
Speaker 2: and I'll text him something else happened, and he just
Speaker 2: won't respond when you're traveling.
Speaker 5: But I get it, you're so busy.
Speaker 3: I'm a busy guy. Yeah, in a non traditional way.
Speaker 3: I'm a busy guy.
Speaker 1: U's weekly. Dean Angler continues to ghost fiance Kaylin Miller Keys.
Speaker 4: Dean and fiance talk once a week on their phones.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 4: I think guys are just traditionally worse worse at texting
Speaker 4: than girls are. Even some of my closest guy friends
Speaker 4: who I love to death, are the worst texters in
Speaker 4: the world. But then when we see each other in person,
Speaker 4: we talk like there's no love lost at all. Like Austin,
Speaker 4: for instance, one of my best friends from back home.
Speaker 4: So the worst text He'll like text me he's building
Speaker 4: on a van for one of his friends right now,
Speaker 4: so it text me like a million things in around,
Speaker 4: like Hey, what do you think I should do about this?
Speaker 3: How do I run this? How do I do this?
Speaker 4: I text back instantly like oh, because I'm excited to
Speaker 4: talk about it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, you should do this.
Speaker 4: Build this, get this battery, et cetera. And then he'll
Speaker 4: just like stop texting, And after I said him like
Speaker 4: this big long explanation of what I think he should do,
Speaker 4: and then you know, I won't hear from him for
Speaker 4: three weeks, He'll text me another question. Won't hear from
Speaker 4: him for three weeks, and then we see each other
Speaker 4: in person and it's like, oh, it's so great to
Speaker 4: see you.
Speaker 3: You know, like, and then we hang out the whole
Speaker 3: time and I have a blast. So just guys are
Speaker 3: just weird like that. I think we're just wired differently sometimes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, but hopefully those answer some of
Speaker 4: your questions. I don't know these questions funny because we're
Speaker 4: all just so stupid at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: Well, they're also about like dating, and we're all not dating.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm not saying they're stupid. I'm saying we're stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, But I'm saying that the
Speaker 2: questions are a little bit hard for us to answer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: It talks a lot about like when you're getting to
Speaker 4: know someone, if your husband wants to have a threesome. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if I brought back a guy and I was like, Hey,
Speaker 4: this guy's hot, what do you think? No, yeah, but
Speaker 4: he was really hot though. No, if it was like
Speaker 4: if it was like Ryan.
Speaker 2: Gosling, I'm not Abjactice, Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 4: Okay, if it was like Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter,
Speaker 4: that that's a fun story in itself.
Speaker 3: I think that would be something worth considering.
Speaker 5: No, he seems like very small.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great, that's fine.
Speaker 1: It's good for Dean.
Speaker 4: By comparison, I think we would look really good next
Speaker 4: to each other.
Speaker 3: That's gonna do it.
Speaker 4: For this week's episode of help we suck at being newlyweds.
Speaker 5: I really proved that we sucked this week.
Speaker 3: We do really suck.
Speaker 4: I think I did a really good job of not
Speaker 4: getting any ridiculous headlines written about me.
Speaker 3: This week.
Speaker 1: We'll find we'll find something.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sure there's gonna be nothing.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's gonna be nothing this time, and mark
Speaker 4: my words, there won't be anything. Which is good and bad.
Speaker 4: It's good for business if there is, but it's bad
Speaker 4: for my soul if there is. Wait, if there is,
Speaker 4: but it's also better for my soul if there isn't,
Speaker 4: you know, better for the soul, bad for the business.
Speaker 4: That's right, So maybe it's a soul week. Next week
Speaker 4: can be a business week. We'll go from there.
Speaker 3: Jared has anything else you'd like to add before we
Speaker 3: say goodbye.
Speaker 1: That will do it. You too, enjoyed Japan, Have fun.
Speaker 1: Don't cross the road unless it tells you to cross
Speaker 1: the road. Don't be a jackass and get arrested and
Speaker 1: go to japan jail. Other than that, have fun, enjoy
Speaker 1: your time, and we'll see you next week. We're hopefully
Speaker 1: we all suck a little less.
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