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Speaker 1: When we dive deep into the buggets of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: We also respect the music of Shaggy and his lyricism.
Speaker 4: I think we respect Shaggy quite a bit on this.
Speaker 3: I think he comes up maybe even more than he should.
Speaker 5: I think we we talk about Shaggy more than most
Speaker 5: Shaggy centric podcasts probably cover him.
Speaker 3: You heard it here.
Speaker 4: I've been thinking about this.
Speaker 5: This is actually something we could talk about real quick.
Speaker 5: How come we ain't never seen Tyresee with hair? Why
Speaker 5: has he been bald since he was a boy?
Speaker 4: Alopecia? Okay, exciting?
Speaker 1: You don't think he just figured it out. You guys
Speaker 1: never just shaped your head before. And he was like
Speaker 1: he was like this is too this is too good.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna need this.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Wow.
Speaker 4: That's the Coca Cola commercial and he was like eighteen right.
Speaker 8: Why he cut his hair was at the time, well,
Speaker 8: the dude, the other model type Dudeison Beckman had a
Speaker 8: little shape up and he wanted to be different. Oh,
Speaker 8: so he just cut it.
Speaker 3: I mean, Tyrese looks great hairless. He looks like he's
Speaker 3: not supposed to have hair.
Speaker 4: I do not say it as a critique genuinely curious
Speaker 4: because that man figured it out.
Speaker 3: It makes it way faster.
Speaker 8: Maybe maybe kind of like you know, white guys lose
Speaker 8: their hair very early. Yeah, maybe he's part white. I
Speaker 8: have no idea.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna says.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say this, the Gibson family was dropped it.
Speaker 3: I haven't dropped. This whole thing starts to come apart.
Speaker 4: I can't. I think somehow he got Gibson and earned
Speaker 4: that name. Man, you know what I mean, he didnt
Speaker 4: have to. I don't know. He took it from a
Speaker 4: slave master.
Speaker 3: They didn't give it to him.
Speaker 4: I have no idea. Tyree is never the co Cold commercial.
Speaker 3: I never had high way video, none of the early
Speaker 3: Tyrene hot dog.
Speaker 8: He was, you know, when he came out, it was
Speaker 8: like no hell. When he first first Coke Cold commercial,
Speaker 8: he was just random dude singing. He was a model,
Speaker 8: I guess, you know, and then figured out that he
Speaker 8: could sing and boom bum boom co Colon commercial on
Speaker 8: the never had.
Speaker 4: Never had here res. If you're out there, that's dope.
Speaker 3: We think it's great.
Speaker 4: We think that's real cool.
Speaker 5: That showed Richard whole cadog bro you got no smoke
Speaker 5: over here, Sweet Ladies, a good ass song.
Speaker 4: I think Tyree one.
Speaker 8: The only time I've always even seen tar Reice is
Speaker 8: something when he got into it was Spanky Hayes and
Speaker 8: he had that chill on and he was talking to Spanky,
Speaker 8: and then Spanky came with some type of wool Woodie
Speaker 8: fir cot on Milligan then because he bought into him,
Speaker 8: Like yo, Spanky is fucking killing Tyres right now.
Speaker 4: I don't know what spanking he had on some first
Speaker 4: ship he was like, so let me take you. It was.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, ship's don this one.
Speaker 8: Yeah alone, It was like some people you just can't
Speaker 8: really mock, especially when we're gonna go in like that's
Speaker 8: what you said, Like I don't know why and picked
Speaker 8: this battle with fifty fifty gonna be on some bullshit
Speaker 8: said the song is jamming enough, man through the damn song.
Speaker 8: Man don't got out. Nobody no verses and it ain't
Speaker 8: even happening. Or we're so happy he's making music again. Yeah,
Speaker 8: everybody's so pumped that he's making.
Speaker 4: Music again, Like got me wearing my head over here,
Speaker 4: like come on, I'm wearing if I could.
Speaker 8: And then you know, and then Juvey juve that came
Speaker 8: back out, got them girls buzzing it back over the game.
Speaker 4: Oh you then came out with the answer to back
Speaker 4: then answer up. Lord, you're doing beautiful work pty alone.
Speaker 1: I truly think Juveniles shouldn't have to pay taxes for
Speaker 1: his work in this country.
Speaker 4: I think that's the first.
Speaker 8: I think Juvenile is one of the most underrated rap Juvi. Man,
Speaker 8: that fucking four hundred degree album was but.
Speaker 5: Nata imprinted, imprinted in almost every brain of a generation,
Speaker 5: and we don't get a lot of credit, a lot
Speaker 5: of credit in the South.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's weird. Really, Houston created all of these niggas.
Speaker 8: Houston created you feel like Houston, we can do that.
Speaker 8: Houston innovated before Atlanta.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, way before Lamb. Really yeah, wait before Lamb,
Speaker 4: tell me tell me more wave before.
Speaker 2: Because for me, historically, I think about it like I
Speaker 2: think about like the.
Speaker 8: Wave, always think about Atlanta because those are people who
Speaker 8: was getting the hype, but Houston cultivated. Like if you
Speaker 8: if you thought about this, who is the first independent
Speaker 8: record label.
Speaker 3: Like in hip hop? Yeah, damn, that's the difficult.
Speaker 4: It's clearly rap a lot over like no.
Speaker 3: Limit, like time, Timeline, wise no limits way.
Speaker 4: I mean, O Lipic came and got the game from J.
Speaker 4: He came and got the game from J.
Speaker 3: What's what's what's the time? What's the time?
Speaker 4: Stamp on rap a lot like eighty seven?
Speaker 8: Damn that's before Death Brows, Ghetto Away, before Master p
Speaker 8: and L.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, for sure, Ghetto Boys was like, well, damn, damn,
Speaker 2: that's real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, We're the home of the we the home of
Speaker 4: independent labels. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean when I think about independent rappers, specifically Southern
Speaker 1: I do think about, like Houston, for sure.
Speaker 2: Houston's the only one where I go. I think about primarily,
Speaker 2: so you.
Speaker 8: Think about you think about Swisher House that came after
Speaker 8: that's ninety eight.
Speaker 2: Houston's the only one where where people are independent and
Speaker 2: it feels like y'all stay independent and thrive, right, everybody
Speaker 2: else stays independent and kind of like, oh, you see
Speaker 2: their ship every once in a while, but they aren't there.
Speaker 4: Talking about swave House.
Speaker 8: House came before the rest of them in the Swave
Speaker 8: House came from Houston.
Speaker 4: That's Tony Draper all right, Damn.
Speaker 2: Does that make you so you're like, yo, we started
Speaker 2: this ship.
Speaker 4: Like when you think about chopping screw. Who you think
Speaker 4: about that's Houston?
Speaker 8: Yeah, people, but people will say other people because they
Speaker 8: they copy, they mimicked it. But it's literally called chopped
Speaker 8: and screw and they and they think t pain and
Speaker 8: and all the rest of that.
Speaker 4: But it's literally called chaptin true, it belongs to a man.
Speaker 4: He put his name on it. Person he got screwed.
Speaker 4: Here point who it was?
Speaker 8: Like, Yo, Houston is like we we get overlooked for
Speaker 8: a bunch of stuff that we started.
Speaker 4: Do you does that make you bitter about it?
Speaker 3: Do you feel.
Speaker 4: Making? It just made me think people goofy and ship.
Speaker 4: I was like, yo, your goofball.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's like if you if you look at you from Chicago,
Speaker 8: who launched your first Chicago rapper?
Speaker 3: Do or Die?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Do or Die?
Speaker 10: Is?
Speaker 4: Who are they signed to? Crucial conflict? I would put
Speaker 4: way before a bunch of who was who was? Who
Speaker 4: was doing die? Signed to rap?
Speaker 3: A lot?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Whoa god? Damn I didn't know that. Guess fuck.
Speaker 8: Like this way, sir, your story. We I'm old as
Speaker 8: hip hop damn. I mean about the same age and before.
Speaker 8: What's crazy is I'm actually older than hip hop because
Speaker 8: hip hop wasn't all the way when I was coming
Speaker 8: up right, right, So if you say this, go to
Speaker 8: eighty three, I'm ten. So there's rappers, but there's no
Speaker 8: It wasn't even called hip. I was just called rapping, right,
Speaker 8: Christmas rapping. I'm glad to rap about.
Speaker 3: Him.
Speaker 8: He was a rapper, saying, so you have rapping. Rapping
Speaker 8: and breakdance hadn't merged yet.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, okay, these were separate art were different, two
Speaker 1: different types of guys.
Speaker 4: I just got break dances a man trying to stand.
Speaker 4: I don't. I ain't making with you, like to the music.
Speaker 8: So it wasn't The hip hop is a is a
Speaker 8: collaboration of the d jan dancing close and rapping. Right,
Speaker 8: I see what I'm saying. I'm like FEI right, like
Speaker 8: wild shoe. Right, so this all this wasn't emerging, y'all.
Speaker 8: Never watched B Street?
Speaker 4: Yeah you gotta, I said from.
Speaker 1: B Street made me feel like if I go to
Speaker 1: New York, it's like I just got to stay away
Speaker 1: from that third rail.
Speaker 4: That's how they got it. About time you watched it?
Speaker 4: You your third time you.
Speaker 3: Watch twelve years old? That was over mid nineties. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so you.
Speaker 4: Watched it in mid nineties. I watched it when it
Speaker 4: came out. See, I.
Speaker 2: Never watched it, you know by the time I gave
Speaker 2: it news on there.
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't know this.
Speaker 11: You must make a big difference from me, a huge
Speaker 11: difference Breaking. I know this movie too dark for me. Yeah,
Speaker 11: I don't see myself on And you like Ozone better
Speaker 11: than term?
Speaker 3: Is that the one?
Speaker 4: It's been diesel in one of them, No.
Speaker 1: Seaun Kann damage in the back end one like he
Speaker 1: looks like you remember street Fighter. The European guys were
Speaker 1: dancing in the back.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 5: He wasn't originally a martial artist, just a handsome man.
Speaker 5: He was just a dancer that could kick real high.
Speaker 5: And they were like, bro, I could see.
Speaker 4: What to do with you. That happens that happened back then.
Speaker 8: You know, we just look at it and like, I
Speaker 8: don't I think that the past, the history of how
Speaker 8: things merged, gets overlooked all the time. You know, like
Speaker 8: this was like y'all do conspiracy theory. This was a
Speaker 8: major conspiracy theory when I was growing up, was on Breaking?
Speaker 8: Was was that broom on a wire that.
Speaker 3: Was the coolest?
Speaker 4: What was that broom can learn me.
Speaker 8: This morning, this one breakdowns in the world. Yes, he
Speaker 8: literally have an electricity, don't the room?
Speaker 4: And you know how many people try to do this do.
Speaker 10: That.
Speaker 4: It's like this won't stay Lee, I swear to that
Speaker 4: room for three seconds. It didn't wingle, but it's still
Speaker 4: for three seconds.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, like you, I do appreciate that of
Speaker 1: the world before internet, that idea of people try and
Speaker 1: ship in the house. Oh yeah, Like I think about
Speaker 1: what it would have done to me to have seen
Speaker 1: the moonwalk for the first time.
Speaker 4: Bro, I tell you move, move.
Speaker 8: The coffee coffee table, yo, mother and father make room,
Speaker 8: Like I can tell you. What you don't want to
Speaker 8: do is do it on carpet with no shoes on. Yes,
Speaker 8: I have the worst carbet burn on my toe since
Speaker 8: nineteen eighty goddamn free.
Speaker 4: It was eighty four because I was eleven when when
Speaker 4: he when it came on.
Speaker 8: Yo, yeah, yeah yeah, And we are stuck to this
Speaker 8: TV and Mike came out and it was like listen, listen,
Speaker 8: Like we were like, oh, his.
Speaker 4: Brother's walking off. What Mike about to do? Because you
Speaker 4: had no clue.
Speaker 3: Because was he solo? How soon was he no, he was.
Speaker 8: He was getting ready to go solo. So he came
Speaker 8: out with his brothers and he was like, oh jacka Viarde,
Speaker 8: the hell yeah. And then then Mike everybody was walking off.
Speaker 8: He was like, excuse me, but like something No, they
Speaker 8: was like.
Speaker 4: They were walking. It's like they were walking one way
Speaker 4: and Mike wasn't moving.
Speaker 8: Mike's like, okay, okay, now that they're going yeah, now
Speaker 8: you know. And then he said it, yo, those are
Speaker 8: the good old days and I appreciate that. And then
Speaker 8: somebody the magically had a hat in his hand.
Speaker 3: It was like, but.
Speaker 2: Over over your ship is crazy too.
Speaker 5: Because y'all were in the era you're watching this live,
Speaker 5: that means you didn't even understand that there was technology
Speaker 5: involved that Like he needed a smooth surface and a
Speaker 5: smooth shoe.
Speaker 4: You're like, no, barefoot on carpet.
Speaker 8: On carpet on cement like this was this became a
Speaker 8: breakdance move like this is one of the moves and
Speaker 8: breakdancing like, yo, this is this is a serious. See
Speaker 8: when people think that they know how breakdances, if you
Speaker 8: never carried cardboard around.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 8: Like a boy like you broke a box down and
Speaker 8: you had it with you, Jesse, do you imagine caring
Speaker 8: boys like I might run into mic and my head
Speaker 8: is gonna get served.
Speaker 3: Crazy cardboard, so you already know what this scene.
Speaker 4: And I had a piece of cardboard.
Speaker 8: In my back pocket in a glove because I get
Speaker 8: hands ship And I was like, yo, I guarantee y'all
Speaker 8: never gonna catch me slipping.
Speaker 4: I'm ready all type, Oh you only gloves.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4: You're gonna get served.
Speaker 3: If I'm in any sort of a situation and someone
Speaker 3: takes out one.
Speaker 1: Glove, I immediately rethink I made said I made I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I made a mistake here.
Speaker 3: I realized it was one glove time.
Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna put onto my dad. This
Speaker 4: is why it's crazy. It's like when people used to use.
Speaker 8: People used to fight, like really just straight up fight,
Speaker 8: and when you come from the era of fighting, you
Speaker 8: you can't be scared in this day time. It's no,
Speaker 8: it's no way, like yo, you do know that I
Speaker 8: fight though, right, like like I don't have to shoot you.
Speaker 8: It's like, hey, when people you do this, Oh really,
Speaker 8: this is what we're doing to take off the ring off?
Speaker 8: He was like, oh, so this is this is about
Speaker 8: you one of them guys. It's been several times growing up, well,
Speaker 8: I was like what you doing? What we're talking about?
Speaker 8: And I'm just taking off my swatchwatch like OK, and
Speaker 8: then like yo, and then and then you you used
Speaker 8: to look at people's hands back in the day. You
Speaker 8: was like, no, do I want to really get into
Speaker 8: argument with this dude, And people's hands would be like nah,
Speaker 8: that several piece marks.
Speaker 4: And then people like, yo, that's me right now.
Speaker 8: About this is a this was a different era man
Speaker 8: growing up in that era man the eighties was was
Speaker 8: I'm born nineteen seventy three. So by the time I'm ten,
Speaker 8: you know, I've been outside since like eight, well, like
Speaker 8: on my own where you can just be outside all day.
Speaker 4: And then you get ten, are you running?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 4: This is when you really moving around? For about time
Speaker 4: you're thirteen, you like really moving around.
Speaker 5: I have a feeling that a lot of this is
Speaker 5: rooted in the fact that we started making pot fights
Speaker 5: public conversations. That it used to be local sort of
Speaker 5: like small batch fights in a community that you knew
Speaker 5: about and you would find out through experience. You fight
Speaker 5: a motherfucker and you find out that that motherfucker can fight,
Speaker 5: leave him alone. And then it turned into the internet
Speaker 5: and television being able to publicize all these fights, and
Speaker 5: now niggas don't want to be embarrassed, so it turns
Speaker 5: into I just shoot.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to fight.
Speaker 3: I'm just the embarrassment of it goes further than it
Speaker 3: ever has before. I like it within this are I.
Speaker 8: Think you know how crazy it is, though, that you'd
Speaker 8: rather that all I do is shoot? So you so
Speaker 8: embarrassment super scenes prison.
Speaker 4: The people who do it there.
Speaker 8: Ye, so yeah, I can be free and embarrassed, but
Speaker 8: I can be talking in prison where now once again.
Speaker 4: You have to fight.
Speaker 2: I have to fight every day, but you can't shooting there.
Speaker 2: It's the hardest place to shoot.
Speaker 4: It's no like, there's very rarely shot. Like just this
Speaker 4: is bad. You're going to get your ass beating regarded.
Speaker 8: You might as well take this out, hey, man, get
Speaker 8: your hand, you keep going outside. You know how many
Speaker 8: times that people get into a fight, like the known
Speaker 8: people that were getting to a fight with each other
Speaker 8: and then have a drink with each other, yeah and
Speaker 8: talk about fight, you know you maybe with your head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're sharing a forty.
Speaker 3: That great. It's like me and my mom had a
Speaker 3: lot of nights like that at school.
Speaker 4: I'm not laughing at him fighting his mother, not in
Speaker 4: this climate.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 3: it was one.
Speaker 4: They were pretty one sided.
Speaker 3: It was big. I'm talking about that.
Speaker 4: Oh you're talking about when like your mom and then
Speaker 4: you gotta sit over dinner.
Speaker 8: Then I just got to make sure to climbate because
Speaker 8: this is it's a mean climbing out here with when he's.
Speaker 4: Sign when she whooped your ass and them pour you
Speaker 4: a big juice.
Speaker 8: Yeah no, no, no, I'm no my mom whooped your
Speaker 8: ass and won't talk to you about it. Tell me
Speaker 8: what happened. Well, yes, came in and then ship went bad.
Speaker 3: The move rooms, you follow you through the whole thing,
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 4: You're not even a silent whooper, which is disrespectful to me.
Speaker 3: I would like you to be out of breath.
Speaker 4: It was when you threw that shoe at me. That
Speaker 4: thing sort of changed on my end personally.
Speaker 3: You know, hey, I was doing good.
Speaker 4: Then you got what I'm saying. I thought my life
Speaker 4: was working.
Speaker 3: How did you see it?
Speaker 2: It did make dug Hunt worse.
Speaker 3: I said, Chamberger Helper is delicious. I love it.
Speaker 4: Thank you for putting in the work on you. You
Speaker 4: don't even want to ask, Yo, godall you cried over
Speaker 4: the food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that does not help. Stop.
Speaker 4: But as if I.
Speaker 3: Could stop, I would stop. But I don't want to
Speaker 3: be crying.
Speaker 4: You get it, and I know it doesn't help.
Speaker 5: But as a parent now I'm constantly telling my daughter
Speaker 5: to be like, come on, stop, you help it.
Speaker 4: Man, No, it doesn't help it. But you can't help.
Speaker 2: But be like, it doesn't require all this stop.
Speaker 4: You're a young parent. Yeah, yeah, I'm a more seasoned parent. Sure.
Speaker 8: So when me and my when my kids get into it,
Speaker 8: I am I'm like, come here, hey, I see you
Speaker 8: crying already. That's not that's not really affected me. It's
Speaker 8: not a it's not changing what I'm about to say.
Speaker 8: A season fani like nothing breaks when we jumping us.
Speaker 8: So so you find I wait, I wait to do list, Like, okay,
Speaker 8: we're in like three minutes now you have to be
Speaker 8: running out of water.
Speaker 2: I actually don't find you adorable anything.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go do something. I'm gonna come back and
Speaker 8: see what you got going on. Like I'm like the
Speaker 8: worst to them, but I'm the best because I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't react anymore. It's like my older kids. It
Speaker 8: was like you said, you you're thirty eight. My oldest
Speaker 8: son is thirty two, so my oldest daughter twenty seven.
Speaker 8: So then I have younger kids and they I just
Speaker 8: look at them like it's like naked in trouble. I
Speaker 8: just be like that, that's how you felt done, that's
Speaker 8: what you want to do. I trust to believe. I'm
Speaker 8: not going on waste my energy. I say, I say
Speaker 8: means ship, I'm not. You're not that important to me
Speaker 8: for me to go get up bell and me to
Speaker 8: go get a belt and come in here. I'm not
Speaker 8: doing all that man willow in your life.
Speaker 4: I don't. Yeah, yeah, that's how you feel cool.
Speaker 2: Cool, Yeah, I'm gonna take that beating the words. The
Speaker 2: words are crazy.
Speaker 8: I'm like, so you decided, man, this is what you
Speaker 8: was gonna do, okay, and you thought it was important
Speaker 8: enough for me. In fact, I don't even know why
Speaker 8: I'm having this conversation because I don't care. It was
Speaker 8: sing did you you should have died?
Speaker 4: When you did?
Speaker 8: I told you, I told you that, I told you
Speaker 8: that this electric bike was not an off road bike,
Speaker 8: you know what I'm saying. And I come back, I
Speaker 8: see that apparently you fail.
Speaker 4: I did fail.
Speaker 8: Oh, so now we're gonna compound the injury with lies.
Speaker 8: So I went out and I investigated. You know, I'm
Speaker 8: you know, I'm like forensic, right yeah, And I come in.
Speaker 8: I'm saying, so you heard, and you should be and
Speaker 8: you should you should be and the word what would
Speaker 8: have made this worse if I would have had to
Speaker 8: take you to the hospital, because I would have drove
Speaker 8: slow and I would have hit random bumps just to
Speaker 8: make it worse.
Speaker 4: But we are going to stop off at RBS before
Speaker 4: let me.
Speaker 8: Run and get me some fun to be in the hospital. Damn,
Speaker 8: this is not gonna be in My mom was like
Speaker 8: that my mom managed. I did something that my mom
Speaker 8: told me not to do. She started off with, that's
Speaker 8: what your ass get, yeah, like damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, especially sucking up a bike. That was a
Speaker 1: big problem in my house because that was like Bike's
Speaker 1: what I got bike as a kid.
Speaker 3: That's like I don't I don't really have like anything
Speaker 3: else like that. That's what that's what I got. That's
Speaker 3: what I got. You It used to be your car.
Speaker 4: It used to be standard issue for every kid.
Speaker 5: And in that way, like everybody had a bike, but
Speaker 5: not everybody could get another bike, and so like if
Speaker 5: you fucked.
Speaker 4: That up, that was that bro.
Speaker 1: I got hit by a car on my bike. My
Speaker 1: mom just kept my ship on the back of the apartment.
Speaker 1: I just had to see it every day on the
Speaker 1: deck for like probably till the next birthday came around.
Speaker 3: It was Thanksgiving day. I didn't get another one until
Speaker 3: my birthday.
Speaker 4: To a mile, you should have fixed it yourself. That's
Speaker 4: what we would I got hit by a car. It
Speaker 4: was he had to fix himself. You were still thinking
Speaker 4: about you end up looking at the bike.
Speaker 8: I remember what it was, maybe like eight years ago
Speaker 8: that I really I really got a different, you know,
Speaker 8: respect for bikes because I was living in this neighborhood
Speaker 8: and this guy asked me to join the cycling team
Speaker 8: with the with the neighborhood. I said, okay, and so
Speaker 8: he told me to go to this place called Bike Planetarium.
Speaker 8: So I went, and I didn't recognize any of the
Speaker 8: names of the bikes, and I'm like, in my mind,
Speaker 8: I'm like, you know, it's swinging huffy, being Max Diamondbacks.
Speaker 8: You know, you know these type of bikes you grew
Speaker 8: up riding by the ride bike and it's all types
Speaker 8: of funny ass names in here, and and I was like, this.
Speaker 10: Was like.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Canads giants. I was like, yo, oh my man,
Speaker 8: what's the price of this bike. He's like, it's on there.
Speaker 8: I said, no, it's just a skew number on here.
Speaker 10: He's like.
Speaker 8: I was like, this bike got a common in that's
Speaker 8: sucking crazy. This bike was like four thousand, it's crazy.
Speaker 8: And I bought the cheapest bike in there. It was
Speaker 8: eighteen hundred hours.
Speaker 3: That's nuts.
Speaker 8: And it was I rode that bike like four times
Speaker 8: only because I couldn't take the pressure from black people,
Speaker 8: like it was weird. I was riding the bike and
Speaker 8: the next thing I hear on the street and the
Speaker 8: barber shops talking.
Speaker 4: Like, hey man, you cool. I said, well, I heard
Speaker 4: you lost your truck.
Speaker 8: God damn truck. He's like, yeah, they did. You was cycling.
Speaker 8: He was on a bike work. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 8: got a day job. What am I riding to work through? No?
Speaker 1: I feel that because like that bike riding ship it
Speaker 1: putting the helmet on really hurt me a few times.
Speaker 5: It's a big like riding past, riding past some cool
Speaker 5: teens trying I got my helmet on.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty seven years old. Because my homie he got
Speaker 1: a bike at this this is a year ago. He
Speaker 1: got a bike at the same time. We're like, we're
Speaker 1: about to be your own bike. We didn't really really
Speaker 1: do it. His wife didn't make him get a helmet.
Speaker 1: My wife did, and now I got a helmet. Every
Speaker 1: time it's like, oh brother, it's such in like in
Speaker 1: like my bike is like I'm big, and I was
Speaker 1: one hundred pounds bigger, so I had to get like
Speaker 1: the so my ship wasn't like lean.
Speaker 3: Down, you know. She was like and I was like,
Speaker 3: we got them.
Speaker 2: You got them big bikes from Black Beach.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ship playing atomic dog. You know what I mean
Speaker 4: that that helmet, that helmet is is respectable.
Speaker 8: That's when when people don't know they laugh at you
Speaker 8: with your helmet.
Speaker 4: But me as a girl man out of road by
Speaker 4: and I was like, yo, my man, where you get
Speaker 4: that hamlet?
Speaker 8: Because when I bought that bike, I bought the helmet
Speaker 8: for damn shore because my boy was cycling with a team. Dude,
Speaker 8: here something in the street and they going fifty sixty
Speaker 8: miles and that one they really moving and that crash
Speaker 8: was crazy.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: And if he wouldn't have had he showed me his helmet, like, man,
Speaker 4: if I wouldn't have had this helmet on, bro, I'm
Speaker 4: talking about I'm out of there this mush and like, yeah,
Speaker 4: so that's crazy.
Speaker 3: In my own west, we let you play like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we lost your friend like that, which was also like
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 4: It was like I can't Yeah, I'm winning.
Speaker 8: I can't make something. You gotta get to get the
Speaker 8: new era something they were. It's all type of cool
Speaker 8: ass helmets, not a Walmart Man.
Speaker 4: Walmart go to bike Planetarium is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my ship, My ship made me look special. It's
Speaker 3: like the bike and.
Speaker 8: Then the posture you are making a choice for any
Speaker 8: cyclers out there.
Speaker 4: He is not being disrespectful. He is just saying that
Speaker 4: because I.
Speaker 1: Love your culture. If you're looking, I love bicycles. I
Speaker 1: still got my ship.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like specialized, that's what's brands.
Speaker 4: And then you know that might need to tune up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, manody need a tune that, like you got to
Speaker 8: take that bike in you got a specialist with a
Speaker 8: wal War helmet.
Speaker 4: You're crazy, You're that's his conspiracy theory.
Speaker 8: You're like, you're a bucket right now, you got to
Speaker 8: get the real ship that got it got grades to
Speaker 8: the helmet. It's like motorcycles, not a motorcycle helmet though
Speaker 8: for sure. No, it's like the motorcycle A mostcycle helmets
Speaker 8: have a certain grade to them.
Speaker 2: Right I'm saying so like depending on how fast.
Speaker 8: You get, like like you have different levels of motorcycle helmets,
Speaker 8: and these are the best type of helmets, the nine
Speaker 8: like something like that. But when you have a bicycle helmet,
Speaker 8: it's the joints that is fitted to your thing that
Speaker 8: come up under the chin, that your ears out, that
Speaker 8: that's contorted to your head, that make it look cool
Speaker 8: as hell.
Speaker 4: But these are the real helmets.
Speaker 8: No, I mean, my ship's cood. It's got like it's
Speaker 8: got like Walmart. You're not gonna sell me on a
Speaker 8: what is a top tier Walmart?
Speaker 4: This is no body.
Speaker 1: This is the one with the fresh produce, fine, the
Speaker 1: Stapleton working in.
Speaker 4: The community, like the community emailing, not Walmart.
Speaker 1: No, man, you gotta look my ship. But I do
Speaker 1: love bicycling. I was trying to get all my friends
Speaker 1: that nobody wanted to do was crazy with cycle a
Speaker 1: bicycle with me, I would I don't have a bike though, Man,
Speaker 1: I want to got another one.
Speaker 3: It got a basket on it.
Speaker 4: But we could go out stand bicycle in.
Speaker 3: But I feel good about it. Not a bike. In
Speaker 3: the chat dropped the bike he has got a broadcast
Speaker 3: bike is how.
Speaker 10: This is?
Speaker 8: This is how sticks on how to do so my
Speaker 8: bike It's like, I said, man, why is it because
Speaker 8: my bike was I bought a Giant for the first time.
Speaker 8: It was eighteen hundred for this bike. And he was like,
Speaker 8: see what you can do And I was like, but
Speaker 8: I'm not carrying it, I'm riding it. He said, But
Speaker 8: I tell you if your bike, if you can pick
Speaker 8: your bike up like this with two fingers, you got
Speaker 8: a mean ass bike. Like that's a serious you know what?
Speaker 8: The frame was made out of some weird ship that
Speaker 8: he told me. You know, I have a specialist. Now
Speaker 8: I have a specialist in the Canada. I have bood bike. Yeah,
Speaker 8: it's really good bikes.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to upgrade though, because I got one because
Speaker 3: I was heavier now that I'm lighter.
Speaker 4: I could get a better what you had a mountain
Speaker 4: bike or you got a it was like it was.
Speaker 1: Almost like a beach cruiser, but the gear system was different.
Speaker 1: But it's like the shape of a beach cruiser. Okay,
Speaker 1: and now I can get like a little bit. The
Speaker 1: wheels big, not not that big.
Speaker 12: Like the way you said it. One big wheel you
Speaker 12: you like the baby and baby kids wills plastic.
Speaker 4: Like damn.
Speaker 3: Okay, you got a silly mustache.
Speaker 4: Tirled up on the end.
Speaker 3: I gotta keep it. I had to get it to
Speaker 3: support the weight the waights time. I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: something cool. You got my.
Speaker 4: Relations Thank you. You know we haven't we haven't even
Speaker 4: we haven't done an introduction. This is fucking great.
Speaker 2: We're cooking baby is all that?
Speaker 10: All that?
Speaker 4: Don't you think for a second.
Speaker 6: That that.
Speaker 4: To introduce him?
Speaker 3: For candal owner.
Speaker 2: Fame cyclist has joined us today.
Speaker 4: That's how you know him.
Speaker 9: Pass there's a cyclist. We couldn't be more excited for
Speaker 9: this because phenomenal comedian.
Speaker 5: You know him from all of his goddamn specials, one
Speaker 5: of one of the emperors of comedy as it were.
Speaker 4: Right now, we writer actor, comedian all the show. No actor,
Speaker 4: you don't act at all.
Speaker 8: No, No, I'm a comic. H dick to straight comedy.
Speaker 8: I have no desire to act. Damn that sitcom or movie.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't even fuck around over there.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 8: Well, this is my thing. I'm not gonna play no
Speaker 8: role that doesn't suit me one. But I'd rather be
Speaker 8: known as a comic and rely on my comedy bones
Speaker 8: before anything else. I think with comedy now, or with
Speaker 8: people's judgment of comedy, that they'll label you a great
Speaker 8: because you was in somebody's movie. Yeah, you know, a
Speaker 8: comedic actor is different from a comic. You know what
Speaker 8: I'm saying from a comedian. So oh because he was
Speaker 8: in this movie, because he was on this sitcom, that
Speaker 8: makes him a great comic.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree with that. People complate it like it's
Speaker 3: two different games completely.
Speaker 4: It's totally two different guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, being funny is versus writing your own material.
Speaker 5: Right, No, they're not even They honestly don't even have
Speaker 5: that much to do with each other. And people pretend
Speaker 5: like there's like a crossover, But some of the funniest
Speaker 5: motherfuckers on camera are not good at stand.
Speaker 10: Up, Like.
Speaker 3: I've seen some of the best stand ups and you
Speaker 3: see him in the movie and it's just like.
Speaker 1: You get that bore, Like, damn, this guy was killing
Speaker 1: as the seller.
Speaker 4: Though I like what you do, it's not it's not
Speaker 4: his words.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I having a that's a different
Speaker 8: that's a whole different muscle.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 8: So I always people since my my whole career, twenty
Speaker 8: eight years, I've never came up to credits they weren't mine.
Speaker 8: And people used to I used to hear it used
Speaker 8: to be. It used to kill me.
Speaker 4: You see them on Apollo, you see them on these all, like, yeah, dog,
Speaker 4: I don't even remember, Like he's on I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: lie to you.
Speaker 5: That was a crazy flex. That is a fucking just
Speaker 5: to be like for you to be where you are
Speaker 5: in your career and be like, none of it, nobody else.
Speaker 4: Gave it to me, This is all mine. That's yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a crazy flex.
Speaker 8: Like what's crazy. When somebody said, man, I I saw
Speaker 8: you on Netflix, I said, no, you did not know.
Speaker 8: You did not You did not see me on Netflix.
Speaker 8: Nothing against Netflix, but you didn't see me on them. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you know, I'm on my own situation. So that's I say,
Speaker 8: the fact that you even associated me with Netflix, let
Speaker 8: me know that my my marketing and my my brain
Speaker 8: is really cooking, cooking this nigga in the game cooking, okay,
Speaker 8: and cook me and with comedy, because you know, I
Speaker 8: used to be a street forward to the grip. You know,
Speaker 8: I added a couple of cooking situations that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm show an amateur Pfizer repords.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you why you need that eighth booster.
Speaker 4: That's the one that's really gonna get it. If we
Speaker 4: can all just get that eighth booster, it's really gonna
Speaker 4: take this thing out. I still wonder what was in
Speaker 4: that in that shot, in that shot, I still wonder
Speaker 4: in that shot.
Speaker 2: I do believe that there was stuff in there that helped.
Speaker 4: I just don't believe.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that they did enough of the poor
Speaker 2: back and forth to get.
Speaker 4: All this that ain't gonna help out.
Speaker 3: You gotta get it, you gotta get it all out
Speaker 3: of the bottom.
Speaker 4: You gotta get all this.
Speaker 3: Water a little bit of.
Speaker 13: I don't know, I think it's good enough. Just did
Speaker 13: you get COVID though I did, Did you get it early?
Speaker 13: I did not get it early.
Speaker 8: You ain't you You you a fake covider Like I'm
Speaker 8: talking and I said about people all the call it
Speaker 8: after COVID, I don't. I don't respect your COVID. You
Speaker 8: didn't get it when the ship was hot, like when
Speaker 8: it hot all the presence, like when fish come out
Speaker 8: to grease, like I'm like.
Speaker 4: Death, when it was.
Speaker 3: Like you once it.
Speaker 7: You tell that that wasn't real cooling the house like
Speaker 7: unstepped on coat, like my ship was not stepped on
Speaker 7: like ship I had.
Speaker 4: Like everybody.
Speaker 8: When you have it and you sitting there because I
Speaker 8: had to be in a hotel. I won't get my
Speaker 8: family sick. I'm in a hotel for thirty two days.
Speaker 4: God damn.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because you people don't realize everybody kept testing positive.
Speaker 8: You didn't just after fourteen days you would still test
Speaker 8: positive cold so you still didn't know that if you
Speaker 8: had it or not, you know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 8: you still had symptom. People like, oh, he just went
Speaker 8: away fourteen Like that's bullshit. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: Everybody had it for a long time, like y'all saying goddamn,
Speaker 8: But you gotta remember people was in the hospital.
Speaker 4: They wasn't I in fourteen days. They was in the
Speaker 4: hospital for a long ass time.
Speaker 8: And so on the news when you have it, when
Speaker 8: you had the hot chick, when COVIE first came out
Speaker 8: and you sitting there and you're sitting there.
Speaker 3: COVID sh COVIE was valid, was left on. They had,
Speaker 3: they got it. They got it out of Montana growing
Speaker 3: up there.
Speaker 8: They had they had the shot at the time. This
Speaker 8: is when they had no fucking shot. And you're in
Speaker 8: the hotel room, right and you have to turn the
Speaker 8: TV out because they're saying people are dying from the
Speaker 8: ship that you.
Speaker 4: Got, Like like, this ain't no random to this. So
Speaker 4: it was thirty two deaths today You're like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: I dashed next and then make another tic mark on
Speaker 3: the wall day.
Speaker 4: Day twenty eight. My fucking legs swollen up.
Speaker 8: That's scary at her, both of them, like both legs,
Speaker 8: Like I wake up and both of my legs are
Speaker 8: like fucking huge, like I have somebody else's legs FU,
Speaker 8: And I'm like, yo, this is this is fucking crazy.
Speaker 8: And this ship was Shiit was fucking scary to have
Speaker 8: it at that time, and they don't have like man,
Speaker 8: people were telling you to take all type of ship.
Speaker 4: You know, you just you just you, just you in
Speaker 4: your own room, just mixing shit like Magnesie.
Speaker 8: But then you gotta try. Boy, that's the difference maker.
Speaker 8: We ain't got enough of what you got zinc and
Speaker 8: you know, calling each other, hey man, how much zinc
Speaker 8: did you put it in? This ship?
Speaker 10: Was?
Speaker 8: It was?
Speaker 3: It like a COVID hotel. Are you in the hotel?
Speaker 4: I'm at a hotel like my hotel. Like I booked
Speaker 4: a hotel.
Speaker 8: I booked a hotel and went and I went in
Speaker 8: and was in there thirty one thirty two days, and
Speaker 8: it was it was insane and it was crazy.
Speaker 4: I moved hotels one time. I just moved my room
Speaker 4: to another to another floor.
Speaker 8: It's like I felt like I was in his room
Speaker 8: too long and it and I moved and I never
Speaker 8: let the housekeeper come in. I just like yo, just
Speaker 8: put tis outside the door like it was. It was
Speaker 8: fucked up and it was people that were calling and
Speaker 8: it was just it was. Ship was bad, bro I
Speaker 8: got and so you was going like you couldn't take
Speaker 8: you couldn't taket ship.
Speaker 4: You you man.
Speaker 8: At one point I woke up and like, yo, man,
Speaker 8: I was like, I don't think I can hear. Like
Speaker 8: wait a minute, I'm like and and I was I
Speaker 8: was calling my family. I'm like, yo, man, this ship
Speaker 8: is this ship is mean, Like this is some mean ship.
Speaker 8: So I called my father that was a doctor, and
Speaker 8: he was like, hey, man, listen, you gotta let this
Speaker 8: ship run this course. I'm like, no, you gonna have
Speaker 8: to give me a better goddamn. And then he said, man,
Speaker 8: I can man stay hydrated, you know, with some bodiments
Speaker 8: in your body, But bro, I don't. It's like, man,
Speaker 8: we're trying to figure this shit out. And I'm like,
Speaker 8: so you are part of the team, like that's trying
Speaker 8: to figure this shit out and they don't have nothing
Speaker 8: at this time.
Speaker 5: I think often about how much the shot was just
Speaker 5: meant to get us to the point where it could
Speaker 5: mutate at that rate, right that, like to your point,
Speaker 5: the original Strand had killed so many people so fast
Speaker 5: they already knew it. They were like, bro, this is
Speaker 5: about to take out like half the planet Loki. This
Speaker 5: is going to be nuts, and so all we can
Speaker 5: do is figure out a way to get enough people
Speaker 5: to get it survive it and it mutates into something manageable.
Speaker 4: Versus what it originally was.
Speaker 8: Was so when I was taking a test. But the
Speaker 8: level of weakness that you have, this is when I do.
Speaker 8: When I knew that I was, I was fucking dyang
Speaker 8: and ship this is I knew. I was laying like
Speaker 8: I ain't gonna bullshit it like day thirty. Day thirty
Speaker 8: was pout of the craziest day. I'm getting ready to
Speaker 8: go take a shower and I'm getting ready to take
Speaker 8: my clothes off and stuff, and my fucking heart just
Speaker 8: start being erratically like it was.
Speaker 4: It was crazy. This is thirty days.
Speaker 8: And then I'm on the floor grabbing my heart and
Speaker 8: I'm like, yo, this ship is crazy and my mind set,
Speaker 8: but you can't die with this outfit on. You got
Speaker 8: on a wife beater and one sock, and because you're
Speaker 8: getting ready, I' getting ready get in a shower. I'm like,
Speaker 8: I'm like, no, I can't die like this because if
Speaker 8: they come in the room and they find me, it's
Speaker 8: gonna be all type of bullshit. I'm saying, what type
Speaker 8: of gay ship I leave was on? Bet on one
Speaker 8: sock and a wife beater? Know what I'm saying, white
Speaker 8: be there at no bottoms.
Speaker 10: Weird.
Speaker 8: He's like, I'm giving a like, goddamn kung fu man,
Speaker 8: Like he had to shower, yea, as.
Speaker 3: Was his belt. I might find his belt.
Speaker 8: I took a shower. I took a shower, and my
Speaker 8: heart is still crazy. And I put on a ninety
Speaker 8: suit that I had in my I put on and
Speaker 8: I just laid in the bed like I wanted to be.
Speaker 3: I was like, and I and I and I.
Speaker 8: Closed my I closed my eyes. I said, man, this
Speaker 8: is I just want to be peaceful. I just closed
Speaker 8: my eyes.
Speaker 2: That's so funny that this is the universal symbols for dying.
Speaker 14: And you're like, yeah, but if you would have went
Speaker 14: like this, you know, like you know, something happened to
Speaker 14: that murder him.
Speaker 3: He died. Weird. That sucks. Nobody lays down like that. Everybody.
Speaker 4: But if you if you cast your ship, then you're good.
Speaker 4: He was, okay, that's school man.
Speaker 3: He called this kid. I didn't even feel like you
Speaker 3: got to talk to him right there.
Speaker 4: So I was like, just the man.
Speaker 8: I wake up like nine hours later. Yeah, the lights
Speaker 8: of all and I'm like it's dark.
Speaker 4: It was daytime.
Speaker 8: Now it's dark in my room. I was like, I
Speaker 8: think I went the wrong direction. Oh sh man, this purgatory.
Speaker 8: Oh I'm finna go the head man.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like purgatory. Is that dark?
Speaker 8: Then my phone then my phone let Then my phone
Speaker 8: lit up. I was like, you know, cell phones and
Speaker 8: death okay, and I was like, oh ship, I'm I'm
Speaker 8: still here. Yeah, but my heart was like that ship
Speaker 8: was crazy. But now since then, I think I've had
Speaker 8: panic attacks before, like like one, maybe one a year,
Speaker 8: like maybe like eight nine years probably, But now this
Speaker 8: ship is very frequent, like this is COVID.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I was, but since COVID, man, that shit
Speaker 4: gets crazy.
Speaker 5: But do you think that's just brought on by the
Speaker 5: trauma of being essentially like in the like on your
Speaker 5: deathbed for thirty two days, or do you think it's
Speaker 5: the COVID itself.
Speaker 8: I think something's fucking happened to me, because this should
Speaker 8: have happened to me and I'll be happy, like it's
Speaker 8: not like I'm going through something.
Speaker 4: I'm living my fucking life. When I was, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I can't breathe, hold it up.
Speaker 8: It's not like I can't I cannot breathe at all,
Speaker 8: like wed and I had to talk to myself like, yo,
Speaker 8: if you can't fucking breathe, it's been like ten minutes. Nigga,
Speaker 8: what you think you're a fucking navy sea No, I'm definitely.
Speaker 8: I'm definitely dying. Yeah, we're gonna have to tell you
Speaker 8: I didn't been on the plane. It's like, yo, man,
Speaker 8: this ship is this ship is crazy. The lady come buy.
Speaker 8: Are you ready for your meal yet? Yes?
Speaker 4: Got to be my last meal, my cat as I believe.
Speaker 3: I believe I requested the rot.
Speaker 8: Sometimes you gotta talk to you gotta talk to somebody
Speaker 8: bullshit oo man, like oh man, I am.
Speaker 3: All the time, oh constantly.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like when something happened, you're like, hey man, I'm
Speaker 8: gonna do this, don't do that ship and you gotta
Speaker 8: really get into your mind. Like it's like sometimes I
Speaker 8: be thinking my mind and who I am as two
Speaker 8: different mother people. I'm like, yo, let me talk to
Speaker 8: this nigga because right now he own some boys. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, you're you to stop doing when you have to
Speaker 3: talk to yourself like that, like you have to r
Speaker 3: you your own friend.
Speaker 8: We went over this, hey bro, say man, come on
Speaker 8: come on real quick talking about because then you.
Speaker 4: Hey, bro, what but ship you on?
Speaker 2: This is actually the one thing that can hurt your
Speaker 2: life and you're doing it.
Speaker 3: You know you're lying. Don't you going to.
Speaker 4: Put a.
Speaker 8: Brain and stands on bullshit? But Realf was like, Yo, man,
Speaker 8: you're on some bullshit now, Bro.
Speaker 4: I don't. It's not like work. I'm here the whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just that's so funny.
Speaker 4: Oh you lied to you are just you big dog.
Speaker 4: I'm then lie everybody.
Speaker 8: Look I get while you lie sometimes this like, hey, man,
Speaker 8: you know, I know you're right. I've been in the
Speaker 8: whole time, bro, never never lie. So you know, you
Speaker 8: know when when I when I think about this, the
Speaker 8: first movie comes to my mind. When I saw them movie,
Speaker 8: I was like, God, damn it, this is it. Mister Brooks.
Speaker 8: You ever seen mister Brooks? Oh man, this is one
Speaker 8: of Kevin Costner's fucking best movies.
Speaker 3: Statement.
Speaker 8: No, I'm making that. I'm staying on that he's got
Speaker 8: real hits. This, mister Brooks is theough man. Kevin Conson
Speaker 8: has never been this good. Damn all right, I'm staying I.
Speaker 3: Don't know the year.
Speaker 4: I know, mister Brooks, mister or whatever, that ship came
Speaker 4: out as crazy. You know what I'm saying. But you
Speaker 4: you you look up that movie, bro argue you my
Speaker 4: personal number.
Speaker 8: If you watch this movie and you don't think, Kevin,
Speaker 8: this is the coach movie been in, call me and
Speaker 8: tell me so.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm standing on that, mister Brooks.
Speaker 8: Like when when I when I look at Eddie Murphy's movies,
Speaker 8: mister Church, best fucking movie.
Speaker 4: I don't even know, mister Church.
Speaker 3: Oh mis, all Adie Murphy's movies, all of them.
Speaker 4: Mister Church. If your face saying what doing this goddamn movie?
Speaker 8: You let me know, because man, because with Denzel best movie,
Speaker 8: John Q probably far.
Speaker 4: What other mister movies?
Speaker 6: You know, mister, I ain't seen none of the mister movies.
Speaker 6: Hit me wain tomorrow them spin offs. I'm trying to
Speaker 6: get into the mister cinematic universe.
Speaker 4: Look up, mister Brooks. I'm taking them, both of them. Man,
Speaker 4: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: What you say for Denzel John Q.
Speaker 4: John Q is an unbelievable film that they they downplay.
Speaker 4: They downplayed it, and John Q was a fucking months.
Speaker 4: That's a good movie. If you it's like I give
Speaker 4: you four. I give you four cry parts, and that
Speaker 4: give you four mothers.
Speaker 10: Hit.
Speaker 4: It's like it's fall for the two and ship like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you like.
Speaker 5: Hit in a way where I would call it beforehand,
Speaker 5: be like, hey, bro, you're gonna cry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is gonna make you cry.
Speaker 1: It's drunk You the movie that's made you cry the
Speaker 1: most in your life? A man called Otto, that's the
Speaker 1: one that makes you. A man called Otto is goddamn?
Speaker 1: What's my man from Castaway? Tom Tom Hank's best movie,
Speaker 1: A man called.
Speaker 3: You're pulling deep cuts on very famous actors. Yeah, well, John,
Speaker 3: he is not a deep cut though. I feel like,
Speaker 3: or is that not a famous movie?
Speaker 4: I feel like it's like they these these movies.
Speaker 8: Here are the movies that people They downplay these movies man,
Speaker 8: and these are like it's like, damn, they're down playing.
Speaker 4: Life is a fucking classic comedy.
Speaker 3: Life is maybe his best movie.
Speaker 4: For me, Eddie, Eddie, it's my favorite.
Speaker 3: I put Life up there.
Speaker 8: It's like for me, it would be like after JOHNK
Speaker 8: for Eddie Murphy at the John Q.
Speaker 4: Life.
Speaker 1: No, anyway, Oh you're talking about mister Church, you said,
Speaker 1: mister Yeah, but that's still we're still in the top three.
Speaker 4: Eddie.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, Eddie Murphy. My favorite Eddie Murphy movie is
Speaker 1: The Nutty Professor. But I have to like with a caveat.
Speaker 1: I saw it that summer in Atlanta, and I never
Speaker 1: seen something like that happen in a movie theater before.
Speaker 1: Like I remember, I was like nine years old. We
Speaker 1: go to see, uh, The Nutty Professor. It was like
Speaker 1: like the idea of comedy can transcend.
Speaker 3: I was about nine. I was about nine years old.
Speaker 3: It was the summer.
Speaker 1: It was the summer that the Olympics were in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: and we went and saw with my uncle. We went
Speaker 1: and saw The Nutty Professor and like that's the scene
Speaker 1: around the table in my head, people were standing up,
Speaker 1: Like I never seen a movie.
Speaker 3: That Like it changed my whole life.
Speaker 8: You know why it wasn't for us because we had
Speaker 8: already seen him do it before, like on that level,
Speaker 8: because I was always on that level. But the first level,
Speaker 8: it's like he's doing something that which is incredible, but
Speaker 8: we've seen him do it before because of coming to America.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was character that he was, like, he was
Speaker 4: he was the he was a characters that this was
Speaker 4: the first time. Nailed it.
Speaker 8: Nailed it the first time you've seen Eddie Gold fucking
Speaker 8: nuts in a scene with Jet with him in the scenes,
Speaker 8: man in that barbershop, it's so classic that he's going
Speaker 8: so closing back when if a man wants to be
Speaker 8: called you, he's doing a different rite. Yeah. Man, it's
Speaker 8: like it's too I kind. So when you see him
Speaker 8: doing a nutt professor, you expect him to do it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I was because it was you in a different era.
Speaker 3: No, but I had seen. I had seen.
Speaker 4: I was nine.
Speaker 3: I was an Eddie Murphy like, but.
Speaker 4: You were nine. It Coming to America came out with
Speaker 4: in the Theater. You were not born.
Speaker 1: By the time I saw a nutty Professor, I've probably
Speaker 1: seen Coming to America twelve times.
Speaker 4: It scared me how much it made me laugh.
Speaker 3: Nutty Professor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I was like, bro, I didn't know that
Speaker 4: this joy was in me.
Speaker 3: Am I not accessing.
Speaker 4: Something to America?
Speaker 3: You didn't Coming to America's funnier than nutty Professor?
Speaker 5: Koh, Yes, I think I think pound for pound as films,
Speaker 5: Coming to America is a funnier film. I think when
Speaker 5: you are nine absorbing that.
Speaker 3: I ran a Nutty Professor back about a month ago.
Speaker 4: It is so still.
Speaker 8: But if you watch, if you watch Coming to America,
Speaker 8: eighty is going ballistic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he is going running on so many plays
Speaker 4: in here.
Speaker 3: Sexual chocolate is crazy.
Speaker 8: You look at what line from Nutty Professor do you
Speaker 8: say or you hear people say on a random basis.
Speaker 3: I hope the.
Speaker 2: Women be shopping. That's not even Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, nobody says that
Speaker 8: it's too long. We said it in my house, man,
Speaker 8: I said, let's go outside of it. Yeah, sexual chocolate,
Speaker 8: it's going to be say it somewhere.
Speaker 2: If I go a week without hearing it, I had
Speaker 2: a bad week.
Speaker 8: If you have, you have sech a chocolate. And when
Speaker 8: somebody talking about names, he's going to talk about the
Speaker 8: man wanted to become that boy good boy, that boy
Speaker 8: good is to man, it's so much, it's so much.
Speaker 8: There's so many things that's repeated from this movie and
Speaker 8: just random life.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Over that's how I Judge thinks, like even with life,
Speaker 4: you have things.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 4: Another moment where I was like, God, damn.
Speaker 2: This is this is what I dreamt of all the Knights,
Speaker 2: of all the Nights.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for me, I felt like they didn't fully know
Speaker 5: how to give everybody their moment.
Speaker 4: Everybody had a moment though they had a moment, but
Speaker 4: Dela Reese had a moment.
Speaker 8: When I think about a moment, Richard had a moment,
Speaker 8: Eddie had several moments.
Speaker 4: It's like, who else did they need more? This film here?
Speaker 4: Hall of Knights was insane?
Speaker 5: I just mean, I just mean that, Like when you
Speaker 5: watch Life, it's such a beautiful balance of like Martin
Speaker 5: being at his best and being at his best, they're
Speaker 5: both cooking.
Speaker 4: You could watch that movie with.
Speaker 3: Just on Martin.
Speaker 4: Who else was in the Hall of Nice was at
Speaker 4: the best? Was old? That's the problem.
Speaker 3: You want to be like.
Speaker 8: Watch Oh like god, damn, I got taxi baby ship going.
Speaker 4: I ain'tything about this guy.
Speaker 5: Damn the glasses is red Fox being the funniest. I
Speaker 5: just wish we had him fully kicking.
Speaker 4: Was cooking, it was swallowing, had a lot of classes
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 5: For me, the second best part of Harlem Knights, next
Speaker 5: to Dela Reese, is our Senio. That's our senior. And
Speaker 5: when nuts went nuts in and when Nuts in hall Knights. Yeah,
Speaker 5: ship and coming to America.
Speaker 4: When nuts is that is? And your friends.
Speaker 3: You crazy.
Speaker 4: That God damn. And we're gonna think into the get
Speaker 4: that and a lot of ship.
Speaker 8: There's a lot of ship there, man, that that that
Speaker 8: and and this is coming to America. You can't and
Speaker 8: who is that? Just the man I've been in the restaurant.
Speaker 4: You can't like this? Ship is crazy? That insane? Is
Speaker 4: he really had like crazy? God run and you think
Speaker 4: I think that's enough.
Speaker 1: But none of that makes me life as hard as
Speaker 1: the grandma and Nutty. I gotta be the grandma Nutty professor.
Speaker 1: It's maybe the funniest thing I've ever Mike Douglas used
Speaker 1: to make me.
Speaker 4: Boy, I see you like.
Speaker 3: I'm messy, I'm masty.
Speaker 4: Look, man, we need to take a break. This has
Speaker 4: been insane. We're gonna take a break when we come back.
Speaker 4: Brother little Squeeze went in.
Speaker 5: This has been a long run, and I'd be irresponsible
Speaker 5: not to do something about it. We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 5: We're coming back more a My mama told me, look.
Speaker 4: If you hate cops just because of cops, the next
Speaker 4: time you get in trouble, call a.
Speaker 3: Crackhead, don't call me or Langston Kermy. We're back. We're back,
Speaker 3: We're back. Don't call me, don't call me.
Speaker 8: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a phone call guy, though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I call you.
Speaker 2: We talked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we talk somehow more than we talk here, which
Speaker 4: is crazy.
Speaker 3: That is true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we talk every day.
Speaker 3: We'll be on the phone.
Speaker 1: I don't really, I'm not funny in text. I don't
Speaker 1: feel and I hate the tone of text message.
Speaker 4: I disagree.
Speaker 3: You make me laugh. Intext Oh yeah, inext. I just don't.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like I have all my tools available.
Speaker 4: I get you. You got a signature voice.
Speaker 3: I got like I don't. I just don't. I don't
Speaker 3: like texting. I don't like texting people.
Speaker 10: I like.
Speaker 3: That's fair if I if I, if I dislike you,
Speaker 3: I'll text you all day.
Speaker 4: I guess damn claim Ali.
Speaker 5: We want to close out this episode by doing a
Speaker 5: voicemail together our listeners send us voicemails.
Speaker 4: This one's exciting. Can we do the Devil one? Please?
Speaker 10: Well, now we're boy, do be the don You're I'm
Speaker 10: coming from New Orleans with this question net for y'all.
Speaker 10: Be's supportable because you got since the beginning, but on
Speaker 10: through other matters.
Speaker 4: I don't know. He talks brou.
Speaker 10: Special you were you weren't afraid that he could basically
Speaker 10: snap his fingers and destroy your reality because I'm pretty
Speaker 10: sure one of those rings was the reality stone with
Speaker 10: my brother. But no, the question I have for you
Speaker 10: guys is, and this is a this is a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 10: What if God made men and the devil made women?
Speaker 10: And I only asked that because women's ovaries are in
Speaker 10: the shape of a goat head, they behaved the back
Speaker 10: of it. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I just
Speaker 10: want to know what you guys will think about it.
Speaker 10: Keep out the good work. Must love you, guys, I don't.
Speaker 4: Believe that because goat and women both taste delicious.
Speaker 3: Two of my favorite stews prepared by Jamaicans.
Speaker 5: Going by that, Yeah, I think I venture to say,
Speaker 5: and I apologize that this comes off mean.
Speaker 4: Bro, You're just gay.
Speaker 15: That was just your closeted homosexual person who who's struggling
Speaker 15: with with your relationship to women, women and women in general.
Speaker 4: You you are rejected by a goat? Yeah, this goat pussy.
Speaker 4: You can't have goat pussy. Till you love yourself.
Speaker 3: Also, the devil doesn't look like a goat to me. Okay, Baha,
Speaker 3: beet is not. That's I don't know what. I don't
Speaker 3: know how it became.
Speaker 4: That was like Trump has no resemblance to a goat.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Bros. The most devilish people I know don't
Speaker 3: look like goats.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how Bappa became. I don't know a
Speaker 1: lot about demons, but I don't understand how that became
Speaker 1: the placeholder for the devil or whatever. To me, the
Speaker 1: devil looks like a handsome guy who can convince you
Speaker 1: to do ship right. That's like what the devil looks like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it used to be a dog. Devil used to
Speaker 4: be a dog.
Speaker 8: Used to be the simple used to be a dog.
Speaker 8: They always use it in devil worshipman dogs.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's interesting, Like, and that's why he's a dog
Speaker 2: catcher atomic dog.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, yeah, I don't stop talking about my friend brother.
Speaker 8: On the first on the first time, the dog. Okay,
Speaker 8: I think they're gonna make me say something. We haven't
Speaker 8: said anything bad. We've just named some traits. Big, big
Speaker 8: rule of George Clinton rude, like, hey, I was like, okay,
Speaker 8: they maybe they saw it on my hand.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I really just joined the song.
Speaker 4: This is this song, a great song. Blue out more
Speaker 4: black men knees.
Speaker 8: He cling because as soon as they go out, we
Speaker 8: don't matter.
Speaker 4: I owe you up. It is up. I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't believe that the devil made women. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 3: I like women.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a big fan. Do you think you might
Speaker 4: have made man? I like him a lot.
Speaker 8: Devil has He has no creative power. He has no
Speaker 8: creative power at all. I like him the most he
Speaker 8: was made. He just made himself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think made man the devil. The devil got
Speaker 4: it out the mud dog.
Speaker 3: I used to I used to have a bit like that.
Speaker 3: It was real sick in the beginning.
Speaker 4: Now you're tripping Ali. This is a great man. Thank
Speaker 4: you for doing this.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 4: So upset about this atomic dog?
Speaker 5: Sorry man, Like, hey, look, we'll voucher the parking lot.
Speaker 5: You ain't gotta pay for it, that's all I mean,
Speaker 5: or less discounted. Great you get to ride out of
Speaker 5: here on your big motorcycle all by yourself.
Speaker 4: The devil looks like this big headed guy.
Speaker 8: Right, it's a big head of hand man with okay,
Speaker 8: big head ass dude, you got a big head.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Why would your head be that big?
Speaker 3: Hold the brain big enough to create a person?
Speaker 4: I think it's smart. Come back.
Speaker 8: It's tough because from this exactly, I'm like, yo, man,
Speaker 8: I would I would if I if I could create it,
Speaker 8: but I would create my head a little different than that,
Speaker 8: like ship in one spot.
Speaker 4: Let you take the sea mountains.
Speaker 16: Maybe I need maybe I'm not tyree, so I need
Speaker 16: to be I need to have a froll time. Am
Speaker 16: I concentrate on man, then I get to turn in
Speaker 16: white people.
Speaker 4: God, damn ass head I got right now.
Speaker 8: I can't wheel my thoughts and make my like this
Speaker 8: is a bb al head not even know it looks like.
Speaker 4: I'm right, Thank you fellas. These tell the people where
Speaker 4: they can find you. What colch shit you got going on.
Speaker 8: I'll least adep dot com all things you find me
Speaker 8: on YouTube, go on my own website, you know, grab
Speaker 8: some tickets to one of to a date and make
Speaker 8: sure if you're grabbing tickets for me, and go to
Speaker 8: my website or the venue that you're trying to go
Speaker 8: to do not go on the internet and get tricked
Speaker 8: by somebody called ticket.
Speaker 4: Mister your self together another.
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Speaker 3: Come see us in New Orleans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna be in New Orleans.
Speaker 3: March twenty second, twenty third.
Speaker 5: I think it's twenty twenty. First, it don't matter New Orleans.
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